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/ck/ - Food & Cooking


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>> No.9688917

Neat.

>> No.9688927

swirling fags btfo

>> No.9688938

is that oil or water?
How the fuck do you brown a poached egg in water?

>> No.9688948

>>9688938
oil

>> No.9688957

for what purpose

>> No.9689025
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>> No.9689042

>>9688938
Oil. It's basically a straight deep-fried egg, no breading or anything. I've done it before.

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>> No.9689088

>>9688957
It's really damn delicious since it's the best of both worlds of a fried and poached egg. Try it out sometime.

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>> No.9689164
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>> No.9689230

>>9689164
>putting in the nesquik second

Degenerate.

>> No.9689231

>>9689164
wow, sauce?

>> No.9689246

>>9689197
That's fucking tight

What the hell is he even doing

>> No.9689280
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>>9689164
>>9689230

>not pouring in a little milk and the nesquik and making a nesquik slurry to then dilute with more milk until the proper flavor is acheived

>> No.9689285

>>9689246
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Teh_tarik

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>> No.9689319

>>9688938
its water dont listen to these trolls, the browning occurs by adding celery seed and a little peach jam to the water (there's a thing in celery seed that makes the orange jam build up, this is a "Irish Dessert Egg" from the show "Patty's Pastries" Patty was later arrested for child pornography and committed suicide in prison)

>> No.9689327
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SOMEONE DUMP WEBMS OF THE OBNOXIOUS ASSHOLE WHO MAKES RIDICULOUS FACES WHEN HE EATS FOOD.

>> No.9689334

>>9689097
(you)

>> No.9689377
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>>9689164
I wish I had a bf that would got turned on by me drinking chocolate milk

>> No.9689402

>>9689197
wew

>> No.9689466
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>> No.9689480

>>9689164
>dat product placement

>> No.9689554
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>>9689164
>mfw seeing his dick
the fuck are they doing using this tiny cock?

>> No.9689586

>>9689064
This is borderline pornographic.

>> No.9689589

>>9688903
I want to beat him with those wooden spoons.

>> No.9689594

How do people eat eggs like that? It looks like the cum i put in the sink.

>> No.9689600

>>9689064
>when your duck game so fire that it's literally on fire

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>> No.9689706
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>>9689164
Someone please source I beg you

>> No.9689712
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>> No.9689715

>>9689064
I haven't seen a fuckin' duck-press in years.

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>>9689097

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>> No.9689723
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>> No.9689727

>>9689377
if i had a gf i would get turned on by her crying about hearing about her fathers death

>> No.9689728

>>9688903
Protip if you create a whirlpool in the pot first you don't have to play with the egg

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>> No.9689750

>>9689691
Sauce please senpai

>> No.9689754

>>9689708
Chinaman cheesecake.

>> No.9689813

>>9689064
Why is this cooked in the dinning room and not in the kitchen? Is it to show off the press thing?

>> No.9689845

>>9689813
they probably were just looking for any show they could put on to serve any dish to justify a higher price

>> No.9689867

I came here for food and cooking webms not titcows in the kitchen webms.
>>9689702 is pretty cute, though.

>> No.9689872

>>9689742
ew

>> No.9689882

>>9689750
Miss piggy

>> No.9690055

>>9689042
Deep frying an egg shouldnt take anywhere near that long.

>> No.9690086

>>9689319
Every comment deserves a reply.

>> No.9690089
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>>9689466
Absolutely disgusting.

>> No.9690103

>>9689319
Don't liten to this guy, it makes mustard gas

>> No.9690108

>>9689319
*holds up spork xD *

>> No.9690114

>>9689197
That'll be 50c, without a tip.

>> No.9690262

>>9689049
Oh my fuck that server's face.

>> No.9690272

>>9689319
I realize this a troll but seriously it does look more like water than oil. Anyone have a link to the youtube vid so we can put this mystery to rest?

>> No.9690284

>>9689739
I'm linking the vid because it has sound

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xvZwYadmgPw&ab

>> No.9690310
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>>9689280
That's how it's done!

>> No.9690312

>>9689813
>>9689845
It's french cuisine basic, some dishes are finished by the server while the host is looking. For example crêpe suzette should be flambeé in front of the host

>> No.9690320

>>9689280
what flavour? nesquick is fucking soluble shit. Real cocoa drink don't dissolve so easy and the slurry is mandatory

>> No.9690323

>>9689327
This guy? I hate that face.
https://www.youtube.com/user/migrationology

>> No.9690331

>>9689742
huh, melon gear

>> No.9690459
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>> No.9690503

>>9689164
whats happening here bros can someone explain

>> No.9690550
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>>9688903
Hmmm.. What would happen if I were to put my jizz in there?

>> No.9690556

>>9690503
those are what are called normies, anon

>> No.9690758

>>9689164
Source?

>> No.9690777

>>9690459
If this was five years ago I would not believe this is an actual commercial. But I fully do now.

>> No.9690794

>>9689723
wow I wonder how she felt 15 minutes later

>> No.9690844

What a fantastic thread

>> No.9690875

>>9689164
BRRRAAAAAPPH

>> No.9690896
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>> No.9690897

>>9690459
I want to get off this ride.

>> No.9690918

>>9689049
The fucking waiter's face is priceless
>Hey, can you tell how much I hate my life?

>> No.9690923

>>9689197
decantering from such a height...!

>> No.9690934

>>9689164
I didn't get hard because he's not black.

>> No.9690948

>>9690923
>decantering
.........

>> No.9690977

>>9690459
>swedish
>aloita aamusi paremmin aamusta riippumatta
The text is Finnish and God Morgon is a product of the Danish company Arla.
I know pol is bad at fact-checking anything that fits with shitposting doctrine, but this is exceedingly sloppy.

>> No.9690985

>>9689049
Service jobs are hell

>> No.9691026

>>9688903
watching this guy makes my back hurt.

>> No.9691029

>>9690272
Water can't do that to an egg. It is oil.

>> No.9691033

>>9690272
It's oil, it's from an old Roux brother's show. The fried egg is about four minutes in, but don't miss the ridiculous scrambled egg recipe just before it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dgBJZ6ejIJ0

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>>9691033

>> No.9691066

>>9689064
>having to cook in your suit
poor guy must hate that

>> No.9691093

>>9690977
this. if the commercial was swedish it would have also shown the interracial rape scene by which the child was conceived

>> No.9691107
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>>9691054

>> No.9691116

>>9689708
The branding of the jigglecakes. A most cruel practice.

>> No.9691117
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>> No.9691191

>>9690459
Surrogate mother for a gay couple?

>> No.9691232

>>9690896
I hate Jack so much. Knives are shit. His bacon is shit. He cooks like shit. He can't cut for shit. He is living shit.

I hate.

>> No.9691247

>>9690459
In the version in 5 years the doctor will marry the baby to a dog.

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>> No.9691258
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>>9689586
i get that reference

>> No.9691313

>>9691191
i think its some cuckold.

>> No.9691340

>>9689731
holy motherfucking source O_O

>> No.9691359

>>9689097
DISGUSTING

>> No.9691380
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>> No.9691390

>>9691340
Mal Malloy's replacement when Mal left to have kids before coming back later because she needed the money and now puts on an obviously fake smile to get through what she's doing now.

>> No.9691448

>>9689164
Nesquik

it gets you laid - QUIK!

Based 70s advertising

>> No.9691474

>>9691191
Yeah

First it tricks you into thinking she cheated with a black guy.

Then he smiles and the black guy runs in so you're tricked into thinking it's cuckery

Then finally it's revealed the two guys are a couple and it's their kid. And she's the surrogate and also a lesbian so it's fine

Now buy our orange juice or you're a fucking bigot

>> No.9691493
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>>9689164
She's doing it fucking wrong! It's much easier to just half of the mixing to be done for you by the milk. I'm glad she has a boyfriend because she clearly needs help doing basic everyday tasks.

>>9689197
What is it with Asian cultures and making food prep harder than it has to be for show?

>>9691191
Most likely.

>>9691313
Go outside

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>>9690103
>pic related
yeah, ok.

>> No.9691519

>>9691474
But why is the guy so surprised the kid is black if one of the dad's is black

confusing commercial would not drink orange juice

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>> No.9691525

>>9691519
It's a ruse. Your bigoted, polygamophobic mind assumed she had cheated, when in fact he was just in shock that his gay baby was finally here

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>>9690897

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>>9691533

>> No.9691538

>>9691380
how

>> No.9691556

>>9691538
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vXPZW8B93S0
Really hot sand

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>>9688903

>> No.9691640

>>9691054
OVAAH HERE

>> No.9691670

>>9691556
so each of those metal cup things has a cup worth of coffee in it and he's just heating it til it boils and dumping some out? just for cool factor or is there some purpose to it?

>> No.9691675

>>9691626
thats like 8 dollars worth of burrito

>> No.9691717

>>9689164
I recognize that porn actress

>> No.9691767

>>9691631
of all the fingers how the fuck did he manage to cut his right thumb?

>> No.9691796
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>>9691767
Because jack... How does he have a wife.. a house.. a kid? a woman had to stare into that guys face as he came in her pussy then had to carry that kid for 9 months...

>> No.9691803

>>9691796
he's extremely rich

>> No.9691809

>>9691117
Holy shit I would murder for that brisket

>> No.9691818

>>9691767
Pushed his thumb against the heel i think. Only jack would be capable of such a thing though

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>> No.9691931

>>9691257
I didn't ask for you to hurt me like this you fucking piece of shit.
Maybe he likes it.
Fuck you.
Rot in Hell.

>> No.9691934

>>9689731
>>9689708
THICC
HICCT
ICCTH
CCTHI
CTHIC

>> No.9691977

>>9691796
>a woman had to stare into that guys face as he came in her pussy
Well, there are positions where there is no eye contact while putting the juice insides of your meat into her oven…

>> No.9692002

>>9691493
>no fun allowed
how else are they going to get money from tourists?
You forget some countries in this world aren't industrialized or have a service industry

>> No.9692016

>>9689706
>urethral sounding

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>>9689164
guys someone fuckin' GIVE ME SAUCE

please

>> No.9692060

>>9689049
>the virgin server and the chad cone-crafter

>> No.9692076

>>9690896
holy shit this makes me angry

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>> No.9692098

>>9689049
>edible dunce caps

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>>9692076

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>> No.9692271

>>9691803
Is he actually rich? I don't know how. I know his (((Sauce))) company was in Wal Marts for a while, but i can't imagine that made him wealthy.

>> No.9692273

>>9692271
He has family money

>> No.9692293

>>9692192
Holy fuck. Is this even legal on a blue board?

>> No.9692315

>>9690977
Ackshually Arla is part Danish and Swedish.

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>>9692382

>> No.9692398
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>> No.9692405

>>9691117
Fucking yes please brother!

>> No.9692429

>>9692382
>>9692390
>the girl with a physical disability takes a fraction of the time to make pancakes rather than prison feed
I know pancakes are easy but this girl is damned determined.

>> No.9692463

>>9689025
this is so hypnotic and relaxing

>> No.9692471

>>9692382
I bet she gives the best handjobs.

>> No.9692526

>>9692429
>quoting the spic putting in too much shit
Are you drunk?

>> No.9692533

>>9690459
pol was right

>> No.9692540

>>9689064
Thanks for vid, heard of this with the press, never saw it done.
>>9689097
SHITTED

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>>9691717
>>9689164
What the FUCK is the source

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>> No.9692570

>>9692382
aw :3

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>> No.9692577

>>9692561
>these knife skills
Dayum.

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I know these are just adverts, but M&S deserve kudos for putting out something watchable amongst the mountains of other shit marketing.

>> No.9692588

>>9692561
Would eat.

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>> No.9692601

>>9691563
WUT?!

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>>9692588
They're really good, they soak up all of the meat juices into the bread.

>> No.9692609

>>9690896
Just line them up and cut them properly.

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>> No.9692676

>>9692669
That's a neat trick.

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>>9692669
>>9692676

>> No.9692690

>>9692679
That big chocolate cake looks like some kind of machine part. A turbine maybe.

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>>9692690
>chocolate
>machine

>> No.9692701

>>9691380
Wtf are there like pipes under the sand or something

>> No.9692717

>>9691380
Magic coffee.

>> No.9692718

>>9692701
>coffee in pot
>put pot in hot sand
>coffee foams up
>pour out foam
>repeat
why does everyone think this shit is magic

>> No.9692738

>>9689698

I bet that's what it looks like when she stands on the mirror.

>> No.9692753

>>9691626

Americans, they really are fucking disgusting vermin.

>> No.9692760

>>9692753
this guy was probably timing how fast he could eat that thing as a bet or something.
but yes a lot of us are disgusting vermin

>> No.9692771

>>9691257
is featureman /ourguy/?

>> No.9692777

>>9692398
is this guy really this retarded, or is he just trying to get his 15 minutes?

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>>9692777
He has family money and pretends to be retarded using expensive equipment for views and memes

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>>9692777
This has been going on for a decade at this point. Jack likes anime, just so you know.

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9692797

>>9690459
>Swedish men are turning the negros gay.
True fucking heroes.

>> No.9692798

>>9692760
No he's just a wagie in a hurry to get back to the grindstone

>> No.9692803

>>9692797
That's a finnish commercial.

>> No.9692824

>>9692293
I know right? Putting sauce on a perfectly cooked steak should be a bannable offense.

>> No.9692828

>>9689097
BASED!

>> No.9692862
File: 1015 KB, 1280x720, jack's non-newtonian marinade.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
9692862

>>9692785
>he thinks jack is pretending
Oh, sweetie.

>> No.9692865
File: 12 KB, 352x360, 1327399599900.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
9692865

>>9692795
I
FUCKING
LOVE
SALMONELLA!!!

>> No.9692994

>>9692753
Faggot. Pete is Canadian.

>> No.9693007

>>9692679
im gonna cum

>> No.9693008

>>9690977

Fair enough.

I'm more perturbed that this is a real advert though.

>> No.9693030

>>9690459
This was kind of confusing the first time I watched it but it was funny when I got it, why do people care so much

>> No.9693043

>>9689025
I've watched this for 5 minutes. When does it stop?

>> No.9693059

>>9691626
so id ont get how this happens. When does he chew? Or does he just swallow the food whole hoping he doesnt choke to death? That seems like something a cock smoking faggot would be able to pull off, since they stretch out their throat daily.

>> No.9693066

>>9692618
God damn that was tight

>> No.9693082

>>9691054
>that raw as fuck interior
Is this Jack?

>> No.9693159

>>9692676
for you

>> No.9693165

>>9693159
(you)

>> No.9693177

>>9693082
It's smoked, not raw.

>> No.9693254

>>9691257
looks like the greasy strangler

>> No.9693266

>>9692545
worse than serving a live fish/frog

>> No.9693299
File: 13 KB, 187x161, 9689049.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
9693299

>>9689049

>> No.9693381

>>9689718
https://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/396130

>> No.9693418

>>9691905
is she blind?

>> No.9693421

>>9692092
Definitely blind.
Depression?
wtf is wrong with this person?

>> No.9693422

>>9693418
her love is

>> No.9693444

>>9693418
>>9693421
Attention whoring

>> No.9693499

>>9691905
hardcore

>> No.9693507

>>9693418
>>9693421
she's staring into a pool of water

>> No.9693781

>>9693507
whoa

>> No.9693842

>>9691670
When making Turkish Coffee you want it to be hot throughout. The first time it gets close to boiling over you pour some off into your cup, then get it to borderline boil over again, pour into cup and repeat until you're out of coffee. It's just to make sure everything is heated through because you're working with such a small amount of water.

>> No.9693871

>>9692192

>But remember, you're the harlem shake of your perfectly cooked steak...

>> No.9693872

>>9689231
>>9692039
>>9692566
Found it by searching "redhead milf chocolate milk french".

Her name is Chloe Morgane

>> No.9693921

>>9691631
as a prep cook, I hate this guy so much.

>> No.9693936
File: 2.56 MB, 480x480, 1510456622470.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
9693936

>>9691117
>*taps the knife*

>> No.9693940

>>9689319
can someone explain this meme i dont get it but its funny

>> No.9693991
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9693991

>>9692382

>> No.9693996

>>9689712
why is the milk curdled

>> No.9694013
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9694013

>>9692862
incredible

>> No.9694047

>>9692862
what is even happening here
what the fuck did he do

>> No.9694074

>>9694047
Cornstarch happened
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RIUEZ3AhrVE

>> No.9694107

>>9693030
LIKE, UH, *SIGH*
LIKE, WHY DOES ANYONE CARES ABOUT ANYTHING? LIKE. WHY DO YOU CARE? *SIGH*

>> No.9694203

>>9689025
>top is cut shorter than bottom

reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

>> No.9694249

>>9692797
>tfw protecting their women by banging the immigrants first
;_;7

>> No.9694259
File: 185 KB, 481x405, 3085.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
9694259

>>9691117
>grips the pork
>mfw it just explodes
fuck me that looks so good

>> No.9694441

>>9692797
homosexuality is actually very prevalent among blacks, as is incest. ever wonder why HIV is so prevalent among blacks?

>> No.9694528

>>9693159
Beat me to it

>> No.9694654
File: 2.88 MB, 1280x720, World Record for Eating Pizza.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
9694654

>>9692798
Furious Pete is a competitive eater and bodybuilder. But please, tell us more about what you've done with your life.

>> No.9694666

>>9692862
>tfw the laws of physics try to stop you cooking

>> No.9694794

>>9691796
Not just one woman.. but two. He has another son with a different mother.

>> No.9694880

>>9693991
lol

>> No.9694928
File: 454 KB, 600x1404, anything.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
9694928

>>9692753

>> No.9694967
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9694967

>> No.9694982

>>9694967
tense as fuck

>> No.9695066

>>9691390
Is that true? How do you know that?

I've been obsessing over Mal for a day or two now. I need to see everything.

>> No.9695144

>>9693421
It's a man.

>> No.9695284

>>9695066
I think this is every single piece of media she's ever been in. You're welcome.

https
://stufferdb.
com/
index?/
category/
3609-mal_malloy_maebh17

>> No.9695289

>>9691116
underrated

>> No.9695291

>>9695284
Tanks!

>> No.9695318

>>9692192
God damn that looks so fucking good

>> No.9695770

Anyone have a Maria's homemade spaghetti bolognese where she almost cuts her fingers off while dicing an onion?

>> No.9695896

>>9692862
>when you fuck up so bad you make a non-newtonian fluid

>> No.9695904

>>9695770
Newfag.

>> No.9695907

>>9691519
Maybe they blended their jizz and it was 50-50 as to which color the baby would be.

>> No.9695928

>>9693991
Jesus, I remember that.

>> No.9695961
File: 2.40 MB, 1280x720, howtocutonions_also_howtoautofocus.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
9695961

>>9695770
partly

>> No.9696000
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9696000

>>9689377
I would get turned on by you drinking chocolate milk... if you were a girl...

>> No.9696007

>>9690550
Let's find out!

>> No.9696013

>>9694654
Some competitive eater. He took his sweet time with that. Pretty sure they just applauded because they have never seen someone eat before.

>> No.9696166

>>9692669
I used to do that back in culinary school

>> No.9696278

>>9696166
The culinary school equivalent of twirling your pen.

>> No.9696394
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9696394

>>9692652
now toss it in breadcrumbs and fry until golden

dear god I used to do this a lot but on herrings instead

>> No.9696405

>>9691631
literally, how?

>> No.9696407
File: 2.45 MB, 444x250, FloweryDownrightAsianporcupine-size_restricted.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
9696407

>> No.9696413

>>9691767
he flicked the blade with his thumb

>> No.9696418

>>9694203
no it isn't

>> No.9696424

>>9689025
Funnily enough it was this webm that turned me off from pasta entirely. Thanks, anon.

>> No.9696496

>>9694654
not getting multiple cancers because of my lifestyle
you?

>> No.9696531

>>9689691

I like this webm because it genuinely seems like she's having fun. It's rare you see that in porn.

>> No.9696571

>>9692618
I remember being blown away watching Sakai peel an apple like that on a dessert battle in Iron Chef. Still impressive years later, that is awesome technique.

>> No.9696584

>>9696571
That's just the power of a sharp knife. Anyone can do it. There's barely any effort in it.

>> No.9696629

>>9694654
>competitive eater AND bodybuilder
Well, there's a combination I never have thought about

>> No.9696639

>>9691493
He's "pulling" the tea. Supposedly it gives it a specific frothiness that you can't get from just beating it with a whisk. Not to mention it looks pretty cool.

>> No.9696731
File: 2.13 MB, 1920x1080, Vodka Chug.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
9696731

>>9696629
You've got to eat big to get big. Also he's Polish so that explains somethings.

>> No.9696752

>>9692699
so many webms in here showing great technique and yet this is the one that impresses me the most.

>> No.9696759

>>9694107
you idiot he's saying that once you see the full ad there's nothing much to care about. the ad is deliberately trying to fool you.

>> No.9696776

>>9692648
good god that's amazing

>> No.9696779
File: 1.71 MB, 300x192, 1497892874478.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
9696779

>>9696759
>nothing much to care about

>> No.9696807
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9696807

>>9691493
the fire rises brother

>> No.9696822

>>9694654
why do they make him cut it and use silverware

it's competitive eating, not competitive food cutting

>> No.9696825

>>9696822
Some people still have table manners

>> No.9696849

>>9696822
Guinness has very specific rules about how they measure things, it's just the way they decided is most "fair".

>> No.9696865

>>9696584
record yourself doing it then

>> No.9696875

>>9696849
a guy with high knife and fork skill level could shave off a few seconds to get an advantage

>> No.9696880

>>9696875
Well knife and fork skills are a part of eating so he would deserve the record then.

>> No.9696895

>>9696880
I dunno man, seems kinda bogus

I mean what if it was a chinaman and he grew up using chopsticks his whole life, or a pajeet that only used his hands?

>> No.9696897

>>9690459
That went about 4 different ways than I expected.

>> No.9696909

>>9696895
I'm pretty sure only humans can earn Guinness world records.

>> No.9696960

>>9691380
>this burns the coffee

>> No.9696989

>>9695961
I've seen this several times but I still cannot get over how terribly she mangles that poor onion.

>> No.9696999
File: 2.87 MB, 852x480, CookiesNoAudio.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
9696999

>>9696989
Not gonna lie I've done that before

>> No.9697014

>>9695961
>>9696989
It's no worse than what she did to the garlic.
Posting the two videos that were archived by some anon from here. Bless him.

https://youtu.be/lI2lWuoMV3I
https://youtu.be/s37u_o-pJzQ

>> No.9697030

>>9696731
That is not impressive at all. Go back to kindergarten little baby.

>> No.9697034

>>9697014
Her lack of fine motor skills is reminiscent of Jack, honestly.

>> No.9697038

>>9689164
>tummy rubbing
So much for a lunch break

>> No.9697052

>>9696407
What's up with Jack and his knuckle egg cracking?

>> No.9697208

>>9697014
>I'm confident in the sodium content

>> No.9697250

>>9691493
>What is it with Asian cultures and making food prep harder than it has to be for show?

Competition from other vendors is really high in places like that so you need to attract people in any way possible.

>> No.9697253

>>9690459
it's so funny how easy pol fucks get triggered by every joke that doesn't fit their world view and then in the next breath claim everyone else is overly sensitive

>> No.9697265

>>9690459
I wonder (((who))) can be behind this commercial?

>> No.9697273

>>9696999
>dips it in milk at the end

Non-people who do this need shot.

>> No.9697320

>>9697273
>Non-people who do this
I thought black people were lactose intolerant?

>> No.9697321
File: 786 KB, 651x602, 1507558150353.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
9697321

>>9691117
>dying of cancer

>> No.9697344

>>9696999
>Not browning the butter before adding it in for deeper flavor
>Not tearing the dough in half and putting it back together for extra crags on the surface

Shit cookies desu.

>> No.9697347

>>9690055

the oil isn't at 450 like at kfc

>> No.9697351

>>9697321
>Meat gives you cancer
This meme needs to die.

>> No.9697364

>>9690459
this is pure kino

>> No.9697396

>>9697351
Eating bacon every day does raise your odds by about 2% if I remember the numbers right. Raises it from 5% to 7%, so all the headlines advertised it as a 40% increase

>> No.9697408

>>9697351
it's the outer layer which is basically charcoal that gives you the cancer

>> No.9697422
File: 2.47 MB, 640x427, ice cream barrel.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
9697422

>> No.9697423

>>9697408
Oh, yeah, that definitely does.

>>9697396
I wonder who pushed those headlines.

>> No.9697425

>>9697423
Editors who wanted clicks

>> No.9697430

>>9697030
Post a video of you doing it.

>> No.9697433

>>9697422
Street vendors sure do have a lot of ways to make really shitty ice cream

>> No.9697446

>>9697433
You can buy normal ice cream everywhere, you need a gimmick if you're selling it from a bin on the street

>> No.9697481
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9697481

>>9697446
>bin ice
>be nice

>> No.9697487
File: 2.61 MB, 640x800, Pumpkin Spice Hot Dog.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
9697487

>> No.9697489

>>9692390
m-make it stop

>> No.9697504

>>9689064
I miss david bowie..

>> No.9697566
File: 2.95 MB, 640x360, tortilla subs.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
9697566

>> No.9697585
File: 2.98 MB, 640x360, Egg Restaurant.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
9697585

>>9697566
This guy

>> No.9697597
File: 2.95 MB, 640x360, carrot subs.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
9697597

>> No.9697610
File: 455 KB, 271x480, cleaver v watermelon.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
9697610

>> No.9697630

>>9697585
>>9697597
he really seems to like putting grass-juice on food

>> No.9697700

>>9692545
Biodegradable construction fence.

>> No.9697703

>two michelin stars for memefood
bravo noma

>> No.9697824

>>9697700
LOL

>> No.9698029

>>9692795
>half raw chicken
....

>> No.9698060

>>9692123
HE NEVER BLINKS

>> No.9698062

>>9698060
If he closes his eyes he'll think he's dead and stop breathing

>> No.9698098

>>9697446
I'd have thought 100 degree heat would be enough of an incentive

>> No.9698338

>>9692601
>>9691563
Huh, legit. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0oXabRYcXhc

>> No.9698408

>>9694967
Did they put real blades?

>> No.9698441

>>9698408
yes. study the top of the mouth thing. very real

>> No.9698553

>>9690948
>>9690923
It's a meme ya dip