/ck/ - Food & Cooking

TAI

>>9727163
Is holding chopsticks in your left hand considered rude? When I took Japanese in college with the weebs, my teacher told me that I would have immense difficulty writing Chinese characters with my left hand, and frequently made me redo work because the strokes didn't look right (since when you write left handed you "pull" the ink in leftward strokes rather than "push" it as you would with your right hand).

>>9727181
hao le

>The video begins with Trevor James giving his usual enthusiastic intro. Time for another street food adventure, going DEEP into Chinese cuisine.
>Normally enough we follow Trevor along a shitty street in nowhere China, the camera held at a suitably diminutive height by our intrepid camerawoman Ying.
>Ying is happy and excited to film her lovely husband as he explores her country, of which she is so ignorant in comparison.
>'Tai hao le!', Trevor exclaims as he samples another dish.
>It looks like gutter oil and slop to Ying, but she blushes, embarrassed by how stupid she must be to think this.
>Trevor has taught her so much.
>And today he wants to show her an extra special dish, so secret he won't even tell her what it is.
>She follows Trevor into a run down apartment block and up a flight of stairs.
>Obediently she puts in her earplugs and fixes her blindfold as Trevor guides her into a room and helps her set up the camera for the final part of this special video

>>9727163
i hate this cunt but i still watch his videos

>>9727372
>The video fades in to the final scene, as Ying is once again working behind the camera.
>Trevor's face fills the shot, introducing us to this 'rare never before seen Chinese street food'
>Ying still can't hear anything of course, she's wearing her earplugs like she was told to, watching the scene only through the viewfinder of the camera, seeing things just as we the viewer will later see them.
>The camera shot pans out to reveal the table and the 'dish' lying upon it.
>It's Chu Chu! Ying's best friend! Even as Ying's stomach knots in surprise and (though she is ashamed to admit it) jealousy, she can feel desire and anticipation building inside her.
>For Ying, the scene is totally silent, but she can still read the lips of her beloved husband.
>'Just look at that Chilli oil' she sees him drawl as he begins, sensuously, to pour out a beaker of the stuff over his awaiting dish's body.
>Chu Chu arches her back, her head thrown back in a silent cry of delight, her inaudible laughter causing her full perky breasts to quiver, sending the chilli oil spraying across her chest; the red in shocking contrast to her milky white skin.

this guy is a complete faggot. his vlog sucks balls aswell

>>9727442
>Trevor goes into full, animalistic, food-ranging mode, slurping and licking the spicy oil from Chu Chu's body.
>Unable to control himself any longer he seizes this nubile young Chengdu-Ren, filling her mouth to the brim with the oil before thrusting his cock between her pursed lips.
>We share Ying's viewpoint as Trevor, holding Chu Chu tightly by her curly black her, thrusts violently; ignoring her muffled squeaks of feigned resistance.
>Finally he pulls out, Chu Chu gasps in relief, the chilli oil spilling out.
>'Ugh I hate this taste!' she exclaims, trying to cover up the obvious excitement her flushed cheeks and erect nipples betray.
>But Trevor pays her no mind, grabbing her by her slim, pale waist, he flips her over and lays her across the table so she faces toward the camera and slides his now lubricated dick into ChuChu's eagerly awaiting pussy.

is he, dare I say it, /ourguy/?

>>9727372
>>9727442
>>9727500

>>9727500
>Watching the video one's attention is at first seized by the sight of Trevor thrusting aggressively, pounding at Chuchu's tight pussy as she screams in joy, shuddering several times in obvious orgasm.
>But the observant or repeat viewer will notice a subtle detail
>Deaf to the scene, Ying forgets to control her own voice and her loud sobbing can be heard as she watches the man she loves come deep inside the creamy white pussy of an infinitely more attractive woman.
>A few times, one might even catch what appears to be teasing from Chuchu; her gaze locking on the camera, onto Ying, as she reaches peaks of ecstasy, revelling in the humiliation of this diminutive, brown-skinned, pathetic excuse for a woman.
>But Ying likes Chuchu very much
>Ying knows she is lucky to have a friend as lovely as Chuchu

When is fucking Chuchu going to be in a new video, or update her damned ig stories. I'll be able to churn out even more material once that happens

To recap what we should all know

'Food Ranging' is code for poon ranging, man's eternal and intrepid struggle to find obscure, exotic pussy wherever it may hide

>>9727545
10/10 would fap to again

>>9727163
why do people go to chinkland

>>9727612
See >>9727601

Trevor James (codename; Beaver Blaster) is the number one representative of the North American Alliance - highest ranking among all food rangers.

You may not like his body, but this is what peak poon-ranging performance looks like. If there is a man capable of breaching the r/AsianMasculinity dam, and allowing the yellow river of pussy to flow freely once again, it's Trevor.

>>9727545
Ejaculated in me own eye I did

Ying and Chuchu on another happy pic (with an even rarer, lower tier, camerawoman)

>>9727764
Ying taking us to Pit Town.

>>9727771
Don't lower the tone pls - this is a thread for highbrow and intellectual conversations

>>9727792
Lower THIS *removes short pants to reveal an erection*

>>9727163
Dude's forehead kinda looks like Jimmy Kimmel

>>9727802
This is a proper /ck/ thread for food ranging discussion only.
I'm actually curious if there is much of a ck/trv overlap.

>>9727163
So hol up
This nigga
I mean this nigga
*breathes deeply*
Married the ugly bitch holding the camera
And he be fucking the hot one in front of the lens behind the scenes?

>>9727818
das rite

Last night I was close to buying the TAI HAO LE sweatshirt, but shipping was $11 and the CAD to USD conversion rate added $15. Trevor, a Canadian, decided to use an American printing company thus fricking over his compatriots back home. For shame.

>>9727832
fuck that's a dick move - not Tai Hao Le at all

>>9727818
They don't call him the poon ranger for nothing

>>9727376
that's how i feel about mike chen except i don't hate him

>>9727545

what the fuck anon

>>9727993
I have but one talent

>>9728035
Awesome.

>>9727163
I literally cannot watch this guys channel because it makes me so jealous and feeling like a piece of shit. He is doing everything I want to do and didn't have the balls to do. It's odd how it hurts. Don't hate him though.

>>9727183
being left handed is considered deviant behavior and not good. I think attitudes are changing lately but most asians force themselves to use their right hand anyway. In Japan people would think you were some sort of Changeling or demon in the past.

Why is his wife so ugly while his other cohosts so cute?

Why are people writing fanfics about cucking his fiance?

>>9727612
Chinese food is amazing, and so is their history. The people are very nice in their way too (to foreigners). Lots of good experiences to be had in China.

>>9729038
It's just this one guy I think. Though other anons keep encouraging him (god bless them all)

>>9727372
>>9727442
>>9727500
>>9727545
TAI
HAO
LE

>>9729103
t. wong

>>9727545
Nice end m8

>>9727163
I love this guy because of how awkward he makes everyone feel. Love the stares, his inappropriate mannerisms, everything. Keep it up playa

>>9727372
>>9727442
>>9727500
>>9727545
Dear god, write more. This is golden. Get creative. Your mind can do so much more.

>>9727163
VEWWY NUT-TY

TAI HAO LE TAI HAO LE

OH XIEXIE NE

LEWK AT THEEZ CHEELEEZ OH GAWSH EH

>>9727163
*Thumb up nodding*
"Woaaaw (insert the last thing the person said x10)" Tai hao le (repeat again)"
"Is this authentic?? Tai hao le tai hao le woaaw guys look at this you only get this when you're deeeeeeeeeep food ranging"

>>9727163
woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooowww

so very fragrant!!

Am I the only one who likes his videos? I don't know, I just appreciate how genuine and enthusiastic he is. You can call him autistic or cringey, which he is, but he goes to interesting places and eats good food and he isn't fake about it at all.

I think he is one of the better food youtubers out there.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z1BchfZFgp4

thoughts ?

>>9727372
>>9727442
>>9727500
>>9727545
Please post this on his latest video

>>9727300
Shet

>>9732927
i like him but he gets a bit repetitive.

mmmmmm!
we're gonna go deep!
it's so flavourful
it's potent
it's the meal of a lifetime
Wow! look at this guys!
etc etc

he's still the best food guy i've seen on youtube. infinitely better than Weins. just wish he was more descriptive.

I only watch ranger and best ever food review.

Seriously though, do you think he ever got a taste from Chichi?