/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>9738323
Yeah

>>9738323
Yeah man, thanks.

>>9738323
I am kind of ashamed to admit it but I would probably fuck with him for saying that.
"Bro? I'm sorry, do I know you?"
"No, bro, I was just being friendly."
"Being friendly is something friends do, we are not friends, I am a customer, and you are a cashier. You be professional to your clientele at a proper business."
"Sorry br--- I mean Sir."
"That is better."
Then as I leave I would shout to the guy "Thanks for the totes awesome service brah, keep it real nigga."
With a shit eating grin.

>>9738353
cool story bro

>>9738353
cringe

>>9738323
Yeah, fine, but why is a competent white person working at Walmart? Have you not gotten into trade school or law school yet?

>>9738353

>>9738353
great, now go clean out your piss bottles.

>>9738353
help

>>9738353
Don't forget to tip fedora

>>9738353
Don’t reveal your power levels so easily.

>>9738353
Ex-military here

I'd laugh at you and say Sir/Ma'am so many times at such a rapid pace you wouldn't even think you were funny anymore

>>9738323
I had some trouble finding the overcompensation but oh look it’s here at the checkout

>>9738353
are u disabled

>>9738362
Don't make fun of me.

>>9738384
You pointing out you're exmilitary here is as cringe as his story

>>9738422
>taking good care of your body is now overcompensation

It must suck to live in such a deranged and hateful world.

>>9738423
>>9738384
>>9738383
>>9738380
>>9738375
>>9738372
>>9738369
>>9738360
>>9738361
Did you guys all miss the end where it obvious the whole thing was a joke?
Jesus, people these days. Its like nobody ever had to live with grandad humor.

>>9738455
It is just as bad if not worse that way.
And yes, we realized.

>>9738450
You clearly don't know the difference it makes then when it comes to a person's ability to say yes sir no sir

>>9738455
that is what made it so bad

>>9738434
Genuine concern not making fun of you

>>9738459
>Did you enjoy your daily cock cleaning duties today, private?
>"SIR YES SIR"

>>9738323
I'm surprised he's allowed to wear a t-shirt and cross, I worked at 2 Walmarts and both were super autistic about following the arbitrary dress code

As always I'd answer with "yeah man" and check out as quickly as possible since it'll be a nice minute of respite from being screamed at by obese black women because they're trying to buy $200 of junk food and have no money left on their EBT cards

>>9738353


Teleports behind you

Nothing personal, kid

>>9738353
*tips fedora*

>>9738471
No civilian can do it to equal quality.

>>9738455
>grandad humor
You mean "act like an asshole and make some $8/hour kid as uncomfortable as possible, then say "it's just a joke kid, lighten up" afterwards"?
Now that I think about it it is only old guys who do this. What, do they expect you to risk your job by bantering with them?

>>9738469
The guy in OP\s image has a certain softness to his face not usually found in dudebros/chads. He might be a recovering NEET or fatty.

>>9738471
>>9738459
>>9738450
What the fuck even

>>9738474
Walmart dress code is the most idiotic bullshit ever. After a while (4 yrs) of working as cashier, I learned to recognize when people are going to be cunts just from how they look.

>>9738353
I loved dealing with faggots like you when I was a cashier because you're the exact type of smarmy fuck where I'd put a case of pop on top of your bread when I'd pack your bags.

>>9738492
>>9738494
I am so glad I went straight to working manual labor when I had to get a job. Get ripped, and curse up a storm the entire time while actually learning something useful as well as making triple the money you guys make.

Who besides a repeat 80 IQ felon that is physically immobile would be a cashier?

>>9738492
>I learned to recognize when people are going to be cunts
What are the biggest tells?

Yeah, they had a couple of good specials on. Can I pay by debit?

>>9738323
No, fuck you John.

I didn't find everything OK. I had to pick through the tomato and onion bins to find ones that weren't rotten. You were out of my brand of corn chips. I couldn't even find serranos. I had to settle for jalapenos. I'm just too much of an omega faggot to say anything about it to your face so I'm being angry about it on 4chan instead so none of this even matters.

>>9738323
"Y-Yeah, I guess."

>>9738511
>When I was a cashier
>WAS

I'm university educated and have a way better job now. That was just something I was doing while studying.

And before that I worked in a foundry so how about that?

>>9738458
>>9738466
>>9738478
>>9738486
>>9738489
>Oh no an temporarily uncomfortable social situation.
Cry more fags.
Swear to god this country is fucking doomed.

>>9738527
Y-y-youu too.

>>9738525
I consider that to be a very odd employment choice even while studying. I see no proper justification for it.

Congrats on the better job.

>>9738353

>>9738513
> implying it doesn't vary by area

usually it's either: some prissy stuck-up teenage cunt that just has that "daddy's money" look about her or some overweight lady with BO/shitty hygiene/looks

>>9738513
Not that guy but some reliable ones are:

>Old or cheap looking clothes
>The "manager mom" haircut
>Looking like anyone who could be on People of Walmart

Basically imagine how you'd think any normal cunt would look like

>>9738353
guessing you didn't have a lot of friends growing up

>>9738511
> implying everyone lives in an area where that's possible
> implying even getting a shitty low-wage job is easy

I tried getting a manual labor job, didn't turn out, but thanks for shaming me for making the best of what's available. Take the cocks out of your ears nigger.
>>9738546
I can't believe I forgot these, I guess I just assumed everyone knew about that.

>>9738537
Thank you.

But yeah, foundry didn't really have many hours after a while. My family is very close friends with the owner so we still talk every now and then.

As far as cashiering went, it was close enough to my house such that it wasn't a pain in the ass to get to and I just needed easy cash while I was still doing that degree, so it was what it was, a simple transitory job.

>>9738538
>>9738556
Calm down you spergs it was a joke.

>>9738558
It wasn't a perfect association though, you'd get some people who look like they'd cause nothing but a scene but they'd turn out to be quite nice, as well as the reverse.

That being said, you had to get really crafty in dealing with these dickheads.

>>9738571
Thanks for the totes awesome response brah, keep it real nigga.
>grins at you

>>9738558
Where do you live where blue collar/manual labor isnt possible? Do you know how society is held together?

>>9738561
Was it steel? China has really screwed a lot of the metal industry in America, but they're still chomping at the bit to hire people that have the capacity to learn machining

>>9738586
Steel, aluminum, iron. Whatever came our way, really.

As far as I remember talking to the guy, business picked up after that slump when I left the place on good terms, but I'm not entirely sure how things shifted since.

>>9738586
when I said not possible I meant that I likely wouldn't be hired since there were no positions open, I just assumed you knew that you utter mongoloid.

>>9738585
Thank (you).

>>9738602
No need to have a defeatist personality. No wonder you work as a cashier. No self esteem.

>>9738598
That's good his business is probably still doing well. The rest of the industry has been improving over the last few years.

>>9738618
It was never really in the tanker to begin with, it just waxed and waned like any business does.

Then again, at least there I didn't have to deal with customers directly most of the time and the boss treated us well, World Cup games on a TV in the break room, the coffee in there was good, coworkers were great guys. Good old days.

>>9738353
What the fuck

>>9738353
yeah id fuck him too he's pretty hot

>>9738647
The working men of America are simply the best people you'll ever meet

>>9738513
>biggest tells
Generally if they're old, black or a soccer mom it is almost guaranteed that they will act like total shit

>>9738353
Is...is this what reddit is like?

>>9738323
Je n’en crois pas mes yeux !

have you been raised with out manners? that you can't politely return a compulsory polite greeting.

damn yankees.

>>9738353

*stare into his eyes*
*place a hand in one of his cheeks*
...absolutely

>>9738384
Dounle cringe

>>9738673

I have a crush on a grocery store clerk

>>9738527
>wanting to make someone's day worse for absolutely no reason at all
>getting mad when others have a problem with that

are you a nigger by chance?

>>9738455
fucking worked

>>9738353
You would not do that because you are a beta male and that guy could kick your ass.

>>9738353
Based autism poster

>>9738455
>being this socially retarded and autistic that you have to explain and justify your autistic behavior

>>9738527
>has to make things awkward because his autism is acting up
>autistic screeching ensues

>>9738353
>>9738715

yes

*grabs your ass playfully*
Yeah bro, wanna hit the town with the boys later, brah?

>>9738353
you have the 'tism big time bro

>>9739115
>cashiers at a walmart
>alpha

>>9738353
dude this guy's a christian with good values and he would still fuck your sister over the kitchen sink. and you can't do shit about that

>>9739463
so random xD

>>9738353
Oh my fucking god. That's some shit a 13 year old would think to say but never do.

>>9738384

>ex military here

It goes it goes it goes it goes GUILLOTINEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>9738353
you know it is company policy that they force small talk with people who they know dont want to talk to them. and then when they finally dont talk to the people in line, someone complains to managment that the staff was not friendly

>>9738353
jesus fuck

reminds me of my gf's sister's husband and my gf's uncle, they always fuck with waiters and think they're being clever and cute (haha i bet i made their day!) but really they're just being annoying and cringey.

>>9738527

Are you Jewish by chance?

>>9739463
Chads come from all walks of life

>>9738372
kek this

>>9739607
Probably not, Jews are usually funny

>>9738323
yes dadd-
yeah yeah everythings cool

>>9738323
waa perfect, papi, thanks.

*tips generously if i can afford it*

take care brother, have a nice day.
try to make good folk a little bit happier

>doesn't say anything to you

>>9738353
i bet you tip your fedora at him too

>>9738353
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Ty6XqzvJx0

>>9738353
wew

>>9739899
I miss muh mexican qt pie at kroger. oh the akward conversations we used to have.
>tfw you move to a new town and the local store is staffed by old black people
even if I did want to talk to them, I couldnt because they constantly bix nood to each other loud as fuck.

>>9739899
Would impregnate with my superior, Western seed and make beautiful, intelligent, alpha babies with.

>>9738323
yes mast-.. mister

sei un coglione

>>9738323
Yessir desu.

I'm a cashier and it's not that bad. I treat people with respect and don't bother them with small talk (unless they initiate it) and instead focus on getting them checked out and on their way as fast as humanly possible.

>pay for my things
>cashier avoiding eye contact
>I tell her, "You have a nice day"
>She says, "Have a good day" halfway through my sentence
Was it autism?

>>9738353
You'd fuck him? Me too.

>>9740770
I do this all the time at work, she's just on autopilot don't think to much about it.

>>9740770
it was a normal social interaction anon. this is the things you have to learn to not be bothered by to become a normal person.
I never learned, things like this really fuck me up

>>9738972
pic?

>>9740777
this. seriously, a strong guy like him with that look that tells you he's still sensitive and empathic. super bf material. I feel like most /ck/ anons would totally ruin him though

>>9740785
Lol, I was hoping she was Mirin' Me™. She stared at me walking up to the counter but kept her eyes down when I got up to her.
>>9740788
Hope your self esteem gets better, anon

>>9738353
>i would probably fuck with him

>>9738353
Lmao

>>9738353

>>9738353
>It's another anon daydreams about getting revenge on his highschool bully episode

>>9739557
Crossfitter detected

>>9739609
No they don't you fucking retard. There are no Chad garbagemen and no Chad janitors. Being attractive opens doors for you. That's just a creatine water weighted normie with a scraggly goatee. Look at his beta submissive look on his face.

>>9739899
>>9740380
>>9740069

It's a mannequin you virgins

>>9738323
I failed to find your dick in my mouth.

>>9738353
Can I use this?

>>9738455
The issue is that the joke wasn't funny anon.

>>9738353
anon how fat are you

>>9741209
They make mannequins look awkwardly down and away from the viewer?

>"Yeah I do. You have a nice day man"

The autists on this board jeez

>>9738384
Thank you for your service

>>9742300
holy shit just suck his dick why don't you. This is like the gayest most submissive shit Do you also call older men "sir"?

>shopping at walmart

I'll pay twice as much to avoid the mexicans niggers and rednecks

>>9739899
y-you too

>>9742285
>Yea I do
>do
I think you're the only autist here, buddy

>>9738455
>was a joke
Jokes are funny, dickhead.

>>9742307
I think he was being ironic you fucktard

>>9742307
Of course, because I'm not a millennial retard who was taught to hate my elders

>>9742753
there's a difference between having your own dignity and respecting others. I can respect mine without referring to them as my superiors

ITT: you find out everyone is a giant cunt and think they're top dog because of it.

>>9738323
How much for those guns?

>>9743232
>Purged on the spot

>>9738353

Dude

>>9738323
He honestly looks like a fine upstanding gentleman.

>>9743232
gay

>>9742359
Don't you call me buddy, pal

>>9738353
Go back to plebbit.

>>9738323
He looks like a nice person.

>>9738353
this is the most autistic thing I have ever read in a /ck/ post

>>9738353
The best part about this advanced autism is how hard the poster tried to play it off as a joke, but eventually there were too many replies laughing at him to deal with.

>>9738323
I think I just found what I was looking for, cutie

>>9738979
>Thinking white people are above fucking up your day for no reason

Hue.

>>9741209
>Mannequin behind the counter at a CVS
Kill yourself mongrel

>>9742300
Thanks for the totes awesome service brah, keep it real nigga.

>>9738353
New copypasta!!

>>9739603

fucking lay some choice greentexts on us friend

>the Chad checkout

>>9744296
I would not feel safe checking out at her line

>>9738546
>Old or cheap looking clothes
why? I wear 3 year old tees that look pretty faded but I don't act like that

>all these people wanting his dick
Wow, I need to work out and get a job at Walmart.

>>9741162
>First he takes your gf, then he takes out the trash. See him in IMAX on December 21.

>>9743402
Fuck off, redditor.

>>9738353
You must be fun at parties

>>9738353
I wish I could get this many (you)s

>>9738353
Show yourself out

>>9745189
I'm not your redditor, friend.

>>9738353
Holy shit

>>9738353
lmao

>>9738353

>>9738353
>"That is better."

>>9738455

>>9738511
>when a manual laborer thinks he has the right to look down on anyone
Friendly reminder that if you aren't a university educated office worker with a salary and benefits then you are a subhuman.

no you

>>9738353
>yfw

>>9738353
Crunge

>>9744342
Are you kidding? I'd wait in here line even if it was one or two customers longer than the others (but not three).
She probably has a good joke or something else worth a chuckle at least.

>>9738353

>not using meme arrows when showing conversation
>mfw face when

>>9746105
There is nothing dumber or sheeplike than someone who graduated college in the last ten years.

>>9738834
Kek

>>9741209
the state of americans

>>9738353

t. average Rick and Morty fan

>>9738353
Any progress yet on the copypasta?
Include me in screenshot btw

>>9738353
wew bro

>>9738353
Makes me sick that there's a possibility you're serious.

>>9738353
put me in the screenshot collage

>>9746894
>wew br-
>I mean wew sir
That is better

>>9741209
>His seed isn't powerful enough to impregnate inanimate objects

>>9746405
Then I would feel even less comfortable, I don't like chuckling outside the comfort of my home, every shopping trip is an excercise in minimal human contact. Except the op guy cause he's very handsome

>>9738353
Put me in the screencap

>>9739899
she's cute. CUTE

>>9738353
HELLOOOOOOOOOOOOOO REDDIT!

>>9738353
BestOf4chan put me in the screencap

>>9747568
>>9747790
can you redditfags shut the fuck up?

>>9738353
POSTING IN EPIC BREAD

>>9738353
cuck

Was it on purpose or was it autism

>>9738353

>>9738353
just posting to be in the leddit screencap.

>>9738353
Include me in the screencap.

>>9738353
sametbh

>work as cashier part-time
>usually see qt who I chat with on weekends
>going to try to give her my number this weekend

w-wish me luck lads

>>9738972
story

>>9748693
You gonna crash and burn senpai

>>9749285
who is this sperm sponge?

>>9749334
Random Thai street food saleswoman #48928

>>9739899
Is that a her or "her"

>>9739464
Id hope hed fuck me over the kitchen sink

>>9738353
I thought I was on /r9k/ for a second

>>9738384
How do you know someone was in the military? Don't worry they'll tell you.

Worse than fucking vegans

>>9738353
WHAT THE FUCK

>>9738353
and then everyone clapped

>>9738455

>>9750061
>Thai
>woman
fuck too late, I already came

>>9738323
>Yeah bro. Hey, that isn't scanning. Is it free or something? Haha.

>>9738353
this board is always a trip

>>9738353
gay as fuck

>>9738353
Fag.

>>9738353

>>9738353
just reading this is so embarrassing

>>9738353

>>9738353
>tfw actually did this once
>both of us had a good laugh
>but now I'm associated with this faggot

>>9738353
Toasting in epic bread

>>9738492
Wat happened to adam's nipple

>>9738353
>you share a board with these people

>>9738353
Holy shit u actually killed my high n buzz with dat autism. kindly an hero

>>9739899
i need a gf who looks exactly like this

>>9738353
ohh noo

>>9750862
That's a girl (male)

>>9738384
thanks for your cervix

>>9738353
b8 or not this made me wince

>>9738353
BARK BARK I HAVE TO REPLY TO THIS POST BARK BARK BARK

>>9745441
You have to become the autism.
You must embrace it.
Only then may you get as many (you)s as I get.

>>9738353
nice post brah, keep it real nigga

>>9738353
The fuck, how a stupid post like that got so many fucking (You)

>>9738353
Wow

>>9738353
Trying to get in a screen cap here

>>9738353
all these replies to this shitty unfunny comment are you right?

>>9742300
you fucking bootlicking cocksucker

>>9746468
>my face when face when

>>9751592
Trust me, it was forced pity laughter

>>9738353
I may know people that would actually do something like this and think it's funny.

>>9738715
No, even reddit is a tier or two above that.

>>9738353
Bro what's wrong with a "yeah it's pretty good. I'm miring them muscles too brah I like them gains". Why u gotta be an artistic faggit?

>>9752337
keep telling yourself that

>>9738353

>>9738353
wew lad

>>9752491
>not understanding it was an insult towards the person rather than a defense against reddit
It's time for you to go back

>>9738353

>>9738362
Maybe adventurous type who has only lived there a few months in a new city. There's many ways to live that don't stay on a constant. Maybe he's been in more countries than years you have been alive, or is a combat vet with no civilian skills but a good nature that got him a job with people, maybe he's out of prison and turning his life around. Why be a cunt?

>>9738353
Guess the mods are off for thanksgiving break. Jesus christ this is garbage.

>>9738353
God damn this is great. I'm sending you some reddit gold, you earned it!

>>9738323
I still need to pick up a hottie's load, I bet you could help me out

>>9752613
More likely is that he couldn't get a better job because of preferences to hire wheelchair bound black transexual pedophile illegal immigrants

>>9738353
Oh... Oh no.

>>9738323
what does he eat?

>>9753096
My ass.

>>9738353
Here's your you.

>>9753102
hawt

>>9738353
Bosting in epine bread

i couldnt figure out why this thread was still going, so i clicked. it all makes sense now.

>>9755281
Yeah it's pretty same in here. Cringey as fuck.

>>9755281
it was presumably posted on reddit, which is usually the cause of posts like this lingering on forever

>>9738353
lol

>>9738353
i think this is pasta but i'll save it just in case

>>9738353
hi r/cringe!

>>9738455
this is why boards like this need to be nuked, it was a good joke but everyone is so fucking retarded and uptight

>>9738353
Kek

>>9738353
>there are people who think /ck/ isn't the best board

>>9738353

>>9738353
best newfag bait ive ever seen. anyone who took this seriously just stop posting anytimr

>>9738353
i love the trend of absurdist humor as of late. keep going, friend.

>>9752960
This tbdesu

>>9738353
3000 (You)s later and you mongoloids still didnt realize that despite being obvious that this retard meant it as a joke he's too stupid to realize that it's autistic as fuck.

>>9738353
Upboated

Why hasn't this thread been nuked

>>9738353
YOU FUCKING IDIOT!

>>9738360
Bro? I'm sorry, do I know you?