/ck/ - Food & Cooking

Hell yeah

This month's challenge goes to the end of the month, to give Thanksgiving anons a chance to show off what they made, voting begins December first.
Good luck everyone!

heyo whatso uppo?

>>9724607
Hell yeah good call

>>9724763
Thanks.
The people that want to bring their A-game on Thanksgiving will have a chance to show their best sides, and we might even get a few who ordinarily wouldn't have posted.
Win-win.

Are there even any entries yet?

>>9725269
Entry One by Veganfag

>Garlic, onion, lemon risotto.

>On the fucking side.

>I guess I should mention that obviously it's vegan, garnished with green onion ribbons, green olives, the flakey things are lemon zest, and a little smoked paprika that I put on every "creamy" dish- which is just a habit since childhood.

>Here's my entry, Sweet Potato Casserole with Cranberry Sauce, 2 Thanksgiving staples. The creamy casserole has a really nice crispy and slightly sweet pistachio crust, without being overpoweringly candy-like. The sauce is a perfect balance of sweet and sour, though sadly it wasn't thick enough to mold onto the plate. Served alongside a nice pork chop, for lack of turkey, it all went together great and tasted amazing.

>And my entry wouldn't be complete without a vertical of the process. Also, forgot to mention the freshly baked pumpkin seed bread that I served it alongside with.

Entry Two by The Snoop

>Easy Corn Casserole

>1 stick of butter
>Half of a small sweet onion, chopped
>2 eggs
>8 oz carton French onion dip
>8.5 oz Jiffy corn muffin mix (dry)
>1 can whole kernel corn, drained
>1 can cream style corn, undrained

>Heat oven to 350 degrees.
>Sauté onion in half the butter, remove from heat and add the rest of the butter so that it melts.
>In a medium bowl, lightly beat the eggs, then add the rest of the ingredients - including the onion and melted butter - and thoroughly mix.
>Pour into greased casserole dish and bake for 45 minutes or until set.

>This is a very flexible recipe, so you could leave out the onions, use a bit more or less butter, use plain sour cream instead of dip, etc. I add the eggs to make it thicker, but it does fine without them, too.

>>9725360 was by Snowman, forgot to mention

>>9725362
The Snoop's was actually entry three, not two.
Where is my head at today?

Is a several side-dish entry allowable?

>>9725497
It might be best to pick the best of the bunch and post that one, so as not to complicate voting.

Page seven bump.

>>9726712
And again, Jesus.

>>9726712
>>9727216
Take a hint, shithead.

>>9727339
Aw don't be like that, folks are just busy with their no doubt dank as fuck entries.
You dick.

Does a side dish have to be savory, or can it be sweet, like a sweet relish dish?

>>9724535

how does the scoring work? are you the judge or do we get to vote at the end?

>>9728698
This

>>9728942
Whoever wants to vote votes, then numbaz tallies up the averages for each entry and lists them off in order of highest vote etc. Voting starts 1st of next month so make an entry and win.

This sounds fun, I might just enter a special thanksgiving side dish =)

>>9729068
so you already made an entry right? can you make more than one?

>>9729171
OH fuck. PLEASE

>>9729291
Best to keep it to one. Technically if you used different identifiers no one would ever know though

>>9729171
>This sounds fun
it really isn't, but go ahead and post some meme garbage and you'll probably win because all the children here like your super funny retarded try hard threads

Oh good, another thread sheriff.

Bump

>>9730227
It's probably the same wanker every time.

Thanksgiving is just two days from now, hopefully we'll see some good entries coming from the family and friends crowd.

>>9730198
Someone had to say it.

>>9732802
And someone else HAD to say this: fuck off. Seriously, your additions to this thread are tiresome. Go back to your mommy.

>>9732802
Oh, shut up.

>>9730198
If it sounds like shit to you, why not grace some other thread with your wisdom?

>>9728631
Either way works, it's really all down to what the voters say in the end, and that's on a case by case basis.

>>9735435
Don't get bitter, I actually liked these threads before you beat them into the ground. It's a dead horse now.

>>9736549
Well then how do you recommend these threads not get pushed off by crap?

>>9736549
And yet here you are....

>>9737187
this thread is literally the crap pushing good threads off at this point.

>>9737374
I think you have a man crush on me.

>>9737374
I don't agree.

I enjoy real cooking rather than threads about Cheetos, chicken nuggets, and " what can I eat to make my turds a rainbow.

>>9737374
Then why don't you lend those "good threads" your support?

>>9737430
Apparently a retardo tripfag sperging out is considered "real cooking" now.

>>9738033
You, sir or madam, are a cretin.

>>9738033
No, the three entries so far are "real cooking", you jackass.

>>9739397
the vegan one looks like rice crispy treats with aids, you are really abusing the term "real cooking"

>>9739619
>rice crispy treats
>he's never seen risotto
All you know is all you are bucko

>>9739619
You are embarrassing yourself.

>>9739837
>defending an internet cooking contest based only on appearance between 2 guys that suck at cooking and a vegan

wow yeah how embarrassing for me

>>9740647
>between 2 guys that suck at cooking and a vegan
Whoo! I don't suck!

>>9740647
Nobody who truly tries sucks at cooking.
A life lesson from a Vietcong omelette appreciation series of smoke signals.

>>9741084

>>9741084
>Nobody who truly tries sucks at cooking.
Most do.

>>9741262
How very scientific of you.

>>9740846
I don't even consider what you do cooking, vegan dishes are barely considered food.

>>9741514
How very modern of you.

>>9741599
Why do you take your trip off when you want to say something snarky? It's obvious there are only 3 people interested in this shit.

>>9741615
How very indignant of you.

(I'm trying to illustrate how tedious it is when someone snarks a thread just to add their asshole-like opinion. Why don't you simply not participate in threads that do not interest you?)

>>9741667
Because they'd probably have no reason to be on /ck/.

>>9741615
How's this, hey asshole, I only respond using trip in the challenge threads. Go microwave some Thanksgiving tendies, and kindly go fuck yourself with a baguette (that's long hard French bread btw, I know you're not familiar with anything that isn't frozen or instant and made by your mother), preferably elsewhere.

>>9742256
>Hey look at me I'm a vegan and I'm better than you because I pretend to care about animals

>>9724535
Entry.. Made "thanksgiving leftovers" dumplings. Filling was made a day in advance: ground turkey, baby red mashed potatoes, cremini mushrooms, garlic, shallot, celery. Served on a shredded butter lettuce bed with chopped green onion and paprika.

>>9742345
Thanks for the entry!
What do I call you when voting goes up?

>>9742345
Sorry, forgot timestamp. Gerber is identifier.

>>9742373
Nevermind the previous post.
Thanks!

>>9742294
I literally said nothing in that reply about veganism. You go on about rice crispies, you debate like a jackass, I'm pretty sure you're underage, and you should probably go back to re**it

>>9742345
>>9742373
Nice!

>>9742256
lol calm down soyboi, I cook better food than you literally every day using real ingredients, not your gay ass vegan shit that you probably dont even actually like. Your insults are on par with your cooking, sad as shit

>>9742693
>echo chamber meme du jour
>real ingredients
>implies I don't like my food
>rap battle ending
>>>/re**it/

>>9742788
whoa did some tripfagging vegan just call ME reddit? how ironic, bet you voted hillary too eh champ

>>9742826
So you came from re**it to /pol/ and somehow mistyped /ck/? Actually this election was the first time I voted republican. I usually vote libertarian. At any rate, keep spazzing, let's see if we can keep this thread on the first page all Thanksgiving night and score some entries. Thanks man. You're the best.

>>9742852
Did you really just take some faggots bait that hard? He not only got you to put your trip on and act like a retarded cunt but then got you to admit you voted for Trump, in a contest thread that you are hoping to have people vote for you.

>vegan logic

>>9742852
lol soyboi, it's obvious how new you are when you think pol has any significance to 90% of this website, it's almost like the type of opinion someone has who made xis way here from reddit

>>9742294
Nice projecting, lol! Do you kick puppies or something...?

>>9742892
cringe

>>9742909
>lol catchphrase
Never knew what reddit even was before here.

>>9742892
Confucius say...don't believe everything you read...

C'mon folks, let's be civil.

A nice civil little bump to keep things going.

I made three (or four, depending on your definition) side dishes, combined into one meal. I'll post photomuhgraphs when I can.
This couldn't really be an entry, but you can consider that way if you'd like, because I don't wanna enter with such a small number of people.

I cooked
bittergourd in egg curry
coconut cream sauteed beetroot with chilli and garlic
"quick carrot curry," a common side dish in my family so-named cuz it takes all of five minutes to whip up
and saltfish in curry gravy

Served with rice, which is the main, and the other dishes are all sides.
Again, I'll up the pics when I can, though I doubt any o' y'all're interested.

>>9746494
Eighteen kinds of curry inspiration is always interesting in my book friend.

>>9746557
Even if the only things you'd eat in it are the carrot curry and rice? The beetroot has Nip smoked fish flakes (katsuobushi) in it which is the closest stuff I can find to maldives fish where I live, which is what would be used. It's like 9/10 similar.

>>9746605
Like I said, inspiration. Traditional Thai curry has fish oil or some shit, doesn't mean I can't make something similar without it. Same with miso soup, dashi stock usually has bonito flakes.

Bump

>>9746494
Always interested in new entries!

>ev-ev-everyone's just waiting till after Thanksgibbin guise
3 days later and still no entries
L-M-F-A-O

>>9749796
this, SHUT IT DOWN. literally not worth pushing a mcChicken thread off at this point. SAD!

>>9749796
Give it time...

>>9749800
A McChicken thread?!? How old are you? LMFAO!

Bump

>>9751398
let it just die man

>>9751531
No.

>>9751531
Funny how you're bumping it to keep it alive

>19 posters
>92 replies
This is just sad

>>9754120
FUAH-AH-AH-UKKIN BAMP

Three days to go folks!

This may take a while. Keep with me. Also, apologies for being tardy.

>>9746494
Cumin, coriander seed, black lemon (homemade!), dried shallot (homemade!) and peppercorns.

>>9757356
Blitzed to powder.

>>9757360
Turmeric powder.

>>9757376
Coriander root, shredded young ginger bulb, shallots and garlic cloves.

>>9757381
Coconut cream.

>>9757387
Blitzed smooth.

>>9757394
Cooking.

>>9757401
Cooked down. Yes. This much.

>>9757415
Fish tea (dried fish steeped in boiling water).

>>9757419
Stirred up.

Taking a break now. Be back to post the rest later.

>>9757429
I have no idea what you're making

>>9757429
You're cooking garbage?

>>9758352
>>9758361
Looks like he's making his own fish sauce and curry paste.

>>9757429
Saltfish soaking in water..

>>9758484
Top view.

>>9758490
Several hours and changes of water later.

>>9758495
Into the curry gravy.

>>9758500
Fresh skin of lemon.

>>9758503
Fresh citrus leaves (cuz store was out of curry leaves).

>>9758508
Fresh coriander leaves and shredded red chilli.

>>9758514
Chinese karavila AKA bitter gourd. Far less bitter than South Asian spiky one.

>>9758520
Split.

>>9758524
Scooped.

>>9758530
Prepared for slicing.

>>9758539
Sliced.

>>9758545
Sliced onion, shredded ginger and peeled tomatoes.

>>9758549
Sautéed.

>>9758558
Water.

id recommend figuring out how to take a picture that isnt shit before you get to your final entry, im one of the guys that hates this thread btw

good luck just sayin your pics are so bad that your food quality is irrelevant

>>9758563
Reduced down then topped with karavila.

>>9758569
Sautéed.

>>9758567
I've got Parkinson's, bro. Can't control how shit or not shit the pics are any more than you can control being a cunt or not.

>>9758580
Eggs.

>>9758582
Curry powder.

>>9758585
Beaten then tempered a ladel at a time with hot karavila mixture.

>>9758591
Heat turned off under the pan and the egg mixture poured in, kinda like making a savoury, curried custard. Or a karavila carbonara.

Break now. Posting more later.

>>9758591
bro just post a pic of the finished product what is your point we believe you cooked this crap

>>9758610
>>9758567
Let's see your OC, faggots.

>>9725356
it sounds delicious but you plated it like an asshole

>>9759839
Thank you

>>9759839
If you think that's bad, wait until you see mine. I have no idea how to present anything artfully. My brain just ain't wired for art.