/ck/ - Food & Cooking

I don't get it.

I felt bad reading that but then I noticed who it was.

>>9745019
>>9745021
Just a dollar a day folks.

>>9745024
>opening all bananas
welp, get the mixer, time to make milk shake

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r9c7Hn_n6tM

I wonder how he got gout? :thinking:

>>9745742
>gout
does he really?

how low Cooking With the King has fallen,,,, RIP in peace, big boy

>>9745019
woooooooooooooooooooow there was nothing i could do

>>9747587

am i supposed to live dsp ironically or unironically?

So his gf finally left him huh? Not sure if that makes him better off or worse in his case.

>>9746277
really.

bugged body mechanics.

>>9745019
I thought dsp had a girlfriend?

>>9749905
His money ran out and she left. It really isn't that shocking. You didn't think she liked him for his personality did you?

>>9749912
>His money ran out
and so did she :^)

>>9746291
Never heard of him so he must not have fallen very far.

>>9750129
he fell through the bottom and came out the other side

>>9745019

https://youtu.be/pTktL2P0OMA?t=780

This man deserves everything he gets.

Fuck you bich

>>9750124
Go to bed carlos y'ur not wanted here.

>>9751190
>>9751190
>Games

Well that's your fucking problem right there.

10 years ago I realized that particular hobby was morphing into a shitshow. Gaming became blatant cashgrabs (Delivering dubious quality products.) that made sure they had your money before you realized you spent 50 USD on non refundable garbage. People were and are lamenting this online but at the same time not realizing streaming content systems like STEAM have your money before you realized you got fucked. So the model is working great for them! They'll just keep cranking out half baked shit and you'll just keep buying it over and over. Now with (((DLC))) you just keep buying and buying and buying.

Why you do that? Why you do that if you are struggling?!!

>>9751190

>that disgusting looking bacon
>flips eggs instead of steaming
>american cheese
>3 egg, cheese and bacon sandwiches for one meal
>fucking chews with his mouth open while handing camera near face.
>pours bacon grease down toilet
>blue toilet water (WTF?)
>clock on stove and microwave differ by 5 mins, why not fix it you fat fuck

this fucking manchild

>>9751947
Just switch over to tabletop gaming, homie.

>>9752024
>complaining about cash grabs
>lmao just play table top

>>9752027
Far easier to pirate tapletop. Only problem is that you need some fucking friends

>>9745019

>>9752660
I knew someone who put orange juice in the spaghetti sauce. it became nice and sweet but this is acting for diabetus, gross.

>>9752660
Some people eat so much goddamn sugar, that they lose sense of it. My roommate cannot eat fruit without dipping it in sugar since he exists on a diet of soda, fast food, and chocolate bars. Guy is full skeleton mode and crazy malnourished too since he only eats once a day.

>>9752733
CUT MY LIFE INTO PIECES

>>9750129
he pioneered let's cook videos on line

>>9752660

AYYYY WHITEYS, THIS IS HOW U COOK

DSP life story is so funny. To me it is the classic 'zero becomes hero but ruins it because of how much of a zero he is' storyline

>>9745019
Lmao he got dumped by his psycho girlfriend? What a fucking loser

>>9752932
>t. touchless virgin

>>9752937
>posts smug anime
>calls others virgins

Oh that is rich

>>9752937
>defends dsp
>calls others virgins

O I am laffin

>>9752919
Yeah, it's pure pottery.

>>9752660
>"ayy fuk whitey dem cracka ass muhfugahs dey ain't cook fo shiiet"
>makes beetus pasta

lmao niggers

>>9752660
>Gotta have the sugar, especially if its baked.
>baked.

I dunno whether he's talking about baking the sugar or the 'sketti but either way fuck him that's gross.

>>9753098
>not enjoying baked pasta

>>9752660
>We dindunuthiing it's le white man food that make we obeese

>>9752660
Fucking amerilards. Tomatoes are already sweet and the dish is supposed to have a tangy taste.

>>9746816
Wtf are those four slices? Imitation cheese? Sweet potatoes? Peach?

>>9752660
Awwww shiet fukk

>>9752660
>sugar bring out the sweetness in tomato
wouldn't that sweetness just be the shitload of sugar you just added?

>>9752733
thats mine, the chili didn't really go with the rice

>>9755249
how much do you weigh? that bowl is nothing but fucking sugar

/our guy/

https://youtu.be/qwKarxCDfmA

>>9746816
damn why do they have to make it look like shit?
even the vegan pizzas i make at work look better than this shit

>>9755249
THIS IS MY LAST RESORT

>>9751971
>blue toilet water (WTF?)
There are cleaning tablet things you put in the tank or hang in the bowl to keep it cleaner, which result in blue water.

>>9752660
>it bring out the sweetness from the tomatoes but thats diabetic spaghetti lmmfao