/ck/ - Food & Cooking

You should be glad that food doesn't significantly affect your endocrine system, or else humans would have died millions of years ago from being weak prey after having eaten the wrong plants or whatever.

>>9775472
What is happening in this picture

>>9775691
he's freaking out cause his eyeballs turned into fried eggs

hehehehe

>>9775472
>facebook science

>>9775691
The faucet is directly above the section in-between the sinks, so the water splashes into both. And that is just wrong.

foods with phytoesterogens according to (((wikipedia))):
Soybeans and soy products
Tempeh
Linseed (flax)
Sesame seeds
Wheat berries
Fenugreek (contains diosgenin, but also used to make Testofen®, a compound taken by men to increase testosterone).
Oats
Barley
Beans
Lentils
Yams
Rice
Alfalfa
Mung beans
Apples
Carrots
Pomegranates[29]
Wheat germ
Rice bran
Lupin
Kudzu
Coffee
Licorice root
Mint
Ginseng
Hops,[30]
Bourbon whiskey
Beer,[31]
Fennel and
Anise.[32]
Red clover (sometimes a constituent of green manure).

List of foods to help you feminise that actually work
Estradiol Valerate
Premarin
Spirolactone
Raloxifene
Cypterone

>>9775472
>tfw forgot to wash hands after peeling onions and fingered myself

>>9775472
You should embrace your masculinity or get on anti-androgens. Otters are actually the most desirable to high quality gays. It's mostly failed heteros going after the fem ones.

>>9777407
If this list is correct then that means i have been a girl (male) all this time without realizing it.

>>9778034
No, because you're monogastric. If that stuff did much, trans girls wouldn't be going to several shrink sessions just to get prescriptions for titty skittles.

>>9777926
you should worry more about the poop u got on ur fingers

>>9775472
>onions
>eggs
>dark meat
I'd rather have tits

>>9775691
A giant cockroach landed on her back and she grabbed it not knowing what it was. After throwing the roach out a window, she went to wash her hands

>>9777101
there's only one sink there, not two. The bisection you think you're seeing is just water

>>9777926
be my gf (please)

>>9777407
concentration in soy is many times more than anything on this list fyi

>>9778119
Phytoestrogens are literally millions of times less potent, and they increase testosterone by lowering estrogen aka hormone homeostasis.

>>9777407
Yeah, phytoestrogens block real estrogen so it's bad for being cute. Thanks for proving my point

>>9777885
The problem is soy diminishes the effect of estrofem

>>9778114
But I'm a boy.

>>9775472
it's easier to say that you thing everyone that doesn't eat chicken and rice is a faggot for you, and stop being so insecure about calling people faggot. It's not like you give a fuck if people call you bigot

>>9775672
>You should be glad that food doesn't significantly affect your endocrine system

it is significantly effected. you should like, totally not be so dishonest, like, your definition of "significant" is fucking aids.

>>9778119
prepare to be attacked. there's like a soy cult or something, or maybe big agribusiness is panicking over the "soyboy" term and they can't sell you soy in everything.

just like how margarine producers attack butter

>>9775691
She can't wash her hands clean of murder.

>>9775691
>Out damn Turk

>>9775691
Her dick started leaking blood again

>>9779843
Read literally any peer reviewed academic study on the subject. Just because a meme is funny doesnt mean its true you mongoloid

>>9779915
>read

They don’t want you to know about these things. They’d rather you take medicine like a chump.

>>9779921
I don't understand the "science is all bought and paid and illegitimate" argument.
If you think the people who are interested in science and went through a ton of dumb shit to get a ph.D and sit in a lab all day pipetting shit are lying to you for money, what makes you think the talk show hosts and image macros pushing these theories aren't as well?
Are things only possibly true because they fit your anecdotal worldview?
I'm a biology major and people on this board just repeatedly demonstrate this astonishing ignorance of modern science with ironclad conviction because it supports their personal prejudices and it's impossible to differentiate between genuine morons and trolls.

>>9779921
So I guess the only reliable source of agreed-upon rigorous standards for reality if you uneducated-ass opinions and /pol/ "graphs"?

I see the pro-soyboy narrative has developed some cohesion finally. To be fair I think there's always been soyboys because there's always been a soyboy meme. Behold Narcissus, the original soyboy class servant.

>>9780075
I'd pound Narcissus's boypussy desu

>>9775691
Have you read Macbeth?

>>9777407
Fugg i love me some tofu and tempeh

>>9775472
Eat a bunch of carbs and fat and only do cardio. Take fiber pills cause you're gonna have some liquid shits.

it sucks to think that that delicious snack you purchased on a buck that lifted your spirits on a bad day is full of poison. nobody wants to think that.

but it's the time to be outraged
they're just cutting corners for profit, soy is not a required ingredient in any of your food

>>9779912
>her
>dick
what

>>9780648
>>her
>>dick
>what

>>9780648

>>9780075
>servant

>>9780648
She's a cute girl (boy)

>>9775691
The sink yells WAH at her and she starts crying in terror

>>9779824
What the hell are you talking about

>>9780648
2017

>>9780083
If he could have cast a dildo after his own dick, he would have too.

>>9780655
Sauce?

Why in the fuck can't people comprehend that phytoestrogens are not human estrogens?

>>9782734
It's me.

>>9775472
I hope not. I really want to be a cute soyboy without changing my diet.

>>9775472
>veganism makes you a fag on a chemical level
Color me surprised

>>9779582
>>9779582
Be my Gf (male)

>>9780075
Weird that you should make that reference literally days after I learned that anime even existed because my roommate started watching it.

>>9782788
this
Also if an Adult male start taking massive amounts of testerone he is not getting any more Manly:only a neckbeard, small balls, prostate cancer and getting bald early. And also probably castration

we have Balls to produce all the testerone we need, you can talk a doctor if you feel insecure

Hormones only affect you during puberty and before, NOT after

>>9784413
He'd also likely develop strong homosexual tendencies. Gay men have been shown on average to have higher testosterone levels than straight men

>>9779999
I totally understand that feeling. Not the anon you're replying to, by the way.

I always find it very disorienting to spend large amounts of time on this website with it's rhetoric and worldview and to try and shift towards more academic lines of reasoning and towards rational, factual based understanding of how the world actually exists.

Also nice quads, checked.

>>9784423
>Gay men have been shown on average to have higher testosterone levels than straight men
so scientifically speaking, taking it up the ass is more manly after all

>>9782788
OP literally says that specifically

>>9786267
Obviously. They get raw natural testosterone injected into their bodies all the time.

>>9777926
send pics

>>9786267
It is well known that samurais, Spartans and legionaries were gay af

it's not like any of you guys are using your testosterone

>>9788037
>legionaries
No, fuck off. Yes, romans did bumrape, but legionaries sure fucking didn't, cause it was punishable by death in many warcamps. also rome wasn't free of stigma for homos, patricians definitely considered themselves above it, and the only reason we still remember the degeneracy of rome is that rome, in general, was so insanely prudish that every weird orgy made it down in world history

>>9788043
did you miss the point of the thread? read OP again

>>9775691
it's actually bottom to top as most manga is so he is relieved of terror and anxiety when he touches water

>>9787722
>send pics
Of what? My cooking?

>>9791865
uhh both pics and (Your) ass

>>9775706
Kek