/ck/ - Food & Cooking

From places I've ordered from, probably an area chain called Seasons Pizza. Complete Ass. The cheese was like a rubber sheet.

Their cinnamon roll bites were pretty good though.

>>9807123
Pennsylvania here, will confirm they are terrible. Don't know if it'd say worst, but def wouldn't order from there unless I had no other options

My friend's father once ordered white clam pizza with no cheese. It consisted of dry bread, chewy clams and parsley that flew off the pizza as soon as anyone exhaled

>>9806996

threadly reminder that pizza is anything served on a plate as long as that plate is made of bread, don't (You) me

>>9807882
woops I slipped here's your (You)

>>9806996
This was just barely edible.

>>9807881

This would be edible if it were cooked properly, still trash though.

>>9807881
SURREAL

>>9806996

>>9807923
doesn't look bad to be honest

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-e5gTx1fVU4
Can you beat this shit?

>>9808005
this one picture has made me laugh harder than anything else I've ever seen in twelve years on 4chan

>>9808016
UMA

>>9808290
You've been here 12 years and never seen that. That's the impressive thing.

>>9808318
nah I've seen it before, I just felt like sharing how much I love that pic

>>9806996
Some shit that came with unheated pepperoni in a separate plastic cup.

>>9806996
a kid i know who worked at a pizza place told me they used to make a pizza with the leftover ingredients (because policy was throwing every leftover, it was forbidden to use them the next day) at the end of the shift, they called them "dead kid pizza" and they looked like someone sacrificed a chicken for satan over a pizza

>>9806996
Frozen pizza from... uh, don't remember the shop, Tesco maybe.

A pathetic, unappetizing circle of very pale white dough, very conservatively sprinkled with cheese-alike (I mean, you usually sprinkle more basil on pizza than that one had cheese). Two thin slices of pepperoni. Not even a hint of any tomato sauce or spices.

In year 11 in high school, a friend and I took Food Technologies as an elective. That's the fancy name they give to Home Ecc in VCE/Senior year levels.
We did this because we thought it would be a bludge (an easy class) and also we figured that we'd get to eat the shit we cooked.
To cut to the chase.
>Friend decides to make "Cookie Pizza"
>Was just suppose to be a large cookie, with candy toppings to make it look kinda like a pizza
>We hang out, talk and generally fuck about as he makes and cooks it
>Comes out of the oven
>Doesn't look like the way the recipe describes
>Should be cookie like
>This thing is soft and kinda gooey
>Looks like shit
>Fuck it, let's try before we trash it
>BEST FUCKING THING I'VE EATEN!
>BEST FUCKING THING FRIEND HAS EVER EATEN!

>A few weeks later, hanging out at friends house
>Decides we're going to make another Cookie Pizza
>FUCK YEAH!
>Follow the recipe more closely this time
>It's cooked
>Looks like how the recipe describes
>Actually looks really fucking good
>Tastes... like a cookie, not bad, but not that great either
>Try again
>Accidentally burn second one
>Third time, decide to deliberately under cook it
>Too gooey, tastes like shit
>Back in the oven for a little bit
>Comes out, too cooked and still tasting like shit
>Tried a few more times over the following months
>Could never replicate what we achieved in Home Ecc

>>9808016
what the fuck

Any pizza with corn on it

Swedish pizza

There was this small place in Rome which sold slices, and I decided I wouldn't get a boring ham & cheese or whatever, so i got a mushroom one. It was like 50g of random mushrooms and some disgusting creamy sauce. Made me wanna throw up. It was really cold as well, except for the dough for some reason. Fucking expensive too. Fuck Rome

>>9808463
I like swedish pizza

>>9808479
did it look like this

>>9807882
Bone appateat fucker.

>>9808521
There's nothing wrong with a kebab/gyro pizza, but I tap out when there's corn and peanuts and shit on there.

>>9808515
Pineapple actually goes okay on a barbecue chicken pizza.

>>9808522
No, the dough was a lot thinner. I guess thicker dough would've made a whole jar of mushrooms easier to eat

>>9807999
Thanks for keeping the meme alive. SURREAL.

One time when I was little my granddad bought a freezer pizza from the Indian rez (live in rural washington) while he was buying cigarettes. Fucking terrible.

I think worst actual pizza was one that was supposed to be high class neopolatan style, but they just topped the fucking thing with arugala without wilting it at all, or even tossing it with oil, so it was just raw arugala on top of a dry pizza.

>>9807882
This fucked me up.

>>9807879
That sounds pretty good, but the cheese would be better.

>>9808016
YAMERO

>>9808381
Sounds delicious.

>>9807882
pizzas are open face sandwiches confirmed

>>9806996
sauceless-cheeseless is actually GOAT with a touch of olive oil, some salt and rosemary (roasted on it)
gotta be fresh and good quality dough though

Honey pizza

>>9809058
you mean bread and oil?

>>9809066
not exactly though
the dough isn't the same and the pizza oven gives it a special flavor and consistence

>>9807882
Yeah, I'd like me some sour rye soup pizza.

Papa Johns is undisputedly the worst chain pizza.

>>9807882
(You) forgot to include bread bowls for chicagoans

>>9808463
Nigga stop making it look like this is what all swedish pizza look like. Literally never seen this shitty bought pizza ever.

>>9808463
>>9808521
Are these actually from Sweden or it's just a joke about multiculturalism?

>>9809173
both

kebab pizza is goat though

>>9808016
Oh, no.

>>9806996
pineapple pizza, fucking shit.

>>9808016
Thank god I'm white and was born in the south.

Pizza hut is pretty awful. Oily, too much bread, not enough toppings, bland flavors across the board.

>>9809173
First one is fucking shit.
Other one is known as kebab pizza, which is kind of standard pizza.
They look more like this, WITHOUT the excessive amounts of sauce. Too much is disgusting.

>>9809093
>>9809168

>anything served on a plate as long as that plate is made of bread
>posts bowls made of bread

I asked nicely, here's your (You) back.

>>9809252
WRONG.

>>9809252
Right

St Louis style "pizza" is pretty bad. I'm not sure provel cheese is really cheese. I've also noticed that throughout the Midwest pizza parlors will typically use provolone rather than mozzarella. Yuck!

>>9809446
Well, provolone is a great cheese, and does go well as a topping on pizza, but you're right that it is by no means a suitable replacement for mozzarella.

>>9808005
my sides

>>9806996
Topper's Loaded Tot-Za.

>>9808526
It's buon apperitif, shithead. Learn french, at least the food terms

>work at pizza joint
>Mexican woman comes in 5 minutes til close
>Orders a pizza with 'za sauce
>asiago cheese (usually we do provolone because mozz burns too easily)
>Pineapple
>Anchovies
>Feta cheese
>Mfw

Rate my pita-pizza/10. Please.

Seen?

Caesar salad pizza. In reality, it tastes just fine, but such what a weird thing to do.

stop browsing this thread and go to bed i love you

You guys know that pizza is a UNESCO designated article of intangible heritage now, right? Unless you're following the 120-page guidelines, using specifically formulated crust, mozarella di bufaloni, and sauce made of real tomatos della marzanno you;re breaking the law.

>>9806996
when I was like 9 I went to a scout meeting/birthday party and all the pizza was raw
they took it back and complained and got new ones or finished cooling them them while we all waited for an hour at the park picnic area and drank all the soda because we were hungry

>>9809730

>>9809730
U.N., you got a problem with that? You know what you should do? You should sanction me. Sanction me with your army. Oh! wait a minute! You don't have an army! So I guess that means you need to shut the fuck up! That's what I would do if I don't have an army, I would shut the fuck up.

>>9809730
Fuck off mate.
It's fucking cheese on toast.
Just cos some greasy Italian twats got all autistic about their bullshit means fuck all.

>>9808016
YAMERO

>>9806996
A dead baby on a flatbread in the former Yugoslavia, some old woman still moved the poor thing and took the bread though but that's Muslims for you.

>>9808005
>>9808290
>>9809541
thats a tumblr meme

People have claimed that my favourite topping combo is the worst they've ever seen, but nobody who's actually tried it thinks it's gross

>Pineapple
>Bacon
>Green Olives

>>9810191
Sweet, fatty and briney. That could work. What kinda cheese do use, Anon? What about the sauce, sweet or spicy (or both)?

>>9810223
Regular pizza mozzarella and regular tomato pizza sauce

It could probably be improved, honestly it was the result of trying to order pizza with my pregnant sister who had weird cravings and we had to compromise on toppings and it ended up being delicious.

Why are there like 3 pizza threads in a row?

>>9810191
Actually when you think about it, those flavors do work well together.

>>9810233
pizza is the official food of /ck/. we voted on this where were you?

>>9806996
A friend of mine got served this, pineapple, banana and tomato. No sauce. And applied a liberal amount of mayo to try and salvage it.

The standard cheese pizza from shitty place called GoodFellas Pizza. I feel bad for the deer that ate the scraps I threw out.

>>9810191
>green olives
>baily pic
as if you couldn't be any more of a faggot

>>9810281
>And applied a liberal amount of mayo to try and salvage it.
Why did he think this would help?

>>9810337
He likes mayo.

>>9809625
wala

>>9806996

>tfw mother is a fucking AWFUL cook
>but we are Filipino so she is deluded like all of us and thinks she is an amazing chef
>probably have seen some of our cooking here
>anyway, for some reason she loved the movie Scarface
>every saturday we had to sit and watch and eat her home made 'scarface pizza'
>this pizza was fucking disgusting
>you might think it would be sugar or something to represent cocaine but no
>her favorutie scene in the movie was the one where he laughs at his wife for being infertile
>so she made the pizza based on infertile womb and called it 'Elviras Womb Pizza'
>crust very thin and cooked 'to crispiness' (burnt) to represent a burnt out womb
>extra tomato sauce to represent miscarriage blood
>tomato sauce spiked with 4 or 5 tablespoons of sugar (cocaine) and half rotted grapes (alcohol) for the causes of her rotten womb
>no cheese because an infertile woman has no breast milk
>only toppings are raw cold ham (to represent the police tony had to deal with) and a half ketchup half pureed banana solution (not to do with movie, just her special sauce)

man it was fucking disgusting.

>>9810341
>He likes mayo.

>>9810408
>He likes moeshit.

>>9810286
In Lexington? But that's like, the only edible pizza in Kentucky!

>>9810419
In some Scranton, PA suberb

>>9810399
I desperately want this to be true.

>>9810413
Nice one, dude. You really got me.

>>9808016
>squeezes bags of goo for a living

>>9809697
why did you cut the olives like that.

>>9810617
Why wouldn't I?

>>9810175
That picture has been around before tumblr even existed.

>>9809062
I've had honey on pizza and it was really good. Wasn't anything like that though.

>>9810399
Your mother sounds amazing, and has just given me a reason to visit the Philippines.

>>9808016
What the fuck is even on that pizza? It looks like rice, mayo and corn, or maybe some kind of nut? Then he just plops 3 olives on it at the end cause why not.

What an abomination.

>>9810399
What the fug

>>9809697
Would eat/10

>>9806996

>>9810991
is that the episode with all the cheese and the owner ate it after? cause i'd eat the shit out of that one.

>>9810632
Colorado? Every time I visit, the pizza places provide squeeze bottles full of honey to slop all over your crusts. It's breddy gud.

I don't know about worst, but the best has to go to this behemoth
>19,800 pounds of flour,
>10,000 pounds of tomato sauce,
>8,800 pounds of mozzarella cheese,
>1,488 pounds of margarine,
>551 pounds of rock salt,
>220 pounds of lettuce
>55 pounds of vinegar
it weighed in at 51,257 pounds

>>9807882
>don't (You) me
>talking like a fag on Twitter

>>9811538
How did they cook it

>>9811621

I wish i knew

>>9807881
Tasted 9/10 to me

Yum yum.

>>9811609
what in gods name

>>9811621
jamesbond-esque satellite laser

>>9809697
2/10 did you microwave it??????

>>9810228
Why did you knock up your sister?

>>9809697
why do i have a need to move my head?

>>9806996
My supervisor at my old job was a 500lb Pentecostal woman who despised cheese. I once saw her order a large pizza for lunch, "the works", but no cheese. It was just a saucy mess of shit falling off, everywhere with no delicious melty cheese to bind it.

>>9811813
You haven't?

I work at a local pizza place, ask me anything.

>>9812122
The most unforgivable topping combo you've ever been forced to make?

>>9812148
Italian beef, sauerkraut, pineapple, pepperoni, and mushrooms. With no sauce.

>>9809446
>>9809501
Found them
>>9809690

>>9808016
>half a bag of mayo
>two (2) drops of sauce
i want to die

>>9811609
Did this pizza exist in a vault for 50 years?

>>9812168
>'kraut

Deere lord.

>>9811807
No, the cheese isn't grated. It's cut. Gives it a more plasticy look.

>>9808016
Well that was fucking disgusting

>>9809625
It's "bon appétit", you fool.

>>9812693
>kraut on pizza

You'd be surprised at how good it can be when combined sensibly. I once made a reuben pizza with rye crust, russian dressing for the sauce, corned beef, sauerkraut and gouda that was superb.

>>9811037
>>9810991
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gt8LflOyyhs

>2 friends want to go out for pizza
>think to myself oh sweet we get to split an XL should work out great
>Little did I expect
>Me: so what kind of pizza did we want to get
>Friend 1: Extreme meat lovers dude meat lmao edition
>Friend 2: with BBQ sauce instead of tomato sauce
>Friend 1: Oh fuck yeah let's do it
It was so fucking greasy and the sauce was so sweet I could barely eat a slice. Why the fuck do people say they want pizza if all they REALLY want is a mouthful of greasy meat and sugary sauce.

>>9812168
>With no sauce.

>>9806996
I just ordered dominos, i'll take a pic when it gets here.

>>9808944
>One time when I was little my granddad bought a freezer pizza from the Indian rez (live in rural washington) while he was buying cigarettes. Fucking terrible.

You can't expect Indians to be good at anything but alcohol abuse and working a poker table.

>>9812183
>sauce
>"sauce"
Did you see how fucking watery that shit is!! And then how he slices it, you don't just make that shit out of the blue, people BUY that horrible mess!

>>9813353
I don't actually see a problem with this at all.
All the toppings are clearly underneath the cheese.
Sure, it is a buttload of cheese, I wouldn't want that much, but i guess some people like it.

bane of my k-12 existence.

Can't wait until i have kids so I can love them enough to make them healthy tasty lunches

Daily reminder that people getting mad at pizza are dirty italians salty about their pleb food

>>9813717
Are you kidding me? School pizza is a fucking delicacy

>>9807123
>>9807409

we live close together. i'm glad i never had to try this bulllshit pizza

>>9813235

Its Bone apple teeth and it's an English term actually from Newton time a Cambridge.

>>9809730
That's Neapolitan you cretin.

>>9812189
Yeah it did actually, you could say it was a pizza history

>>9813464
That looks like it would actually be decent if it were baked properly not left out in the cold for two hours.

>>9811609
Ahhh, one of Michelle Obama's 'multi-grain' cafeteria casualties.

>>9807881
Looks surreal

>>9808016
Got good write ups on Google

Went to a chain restaurant for the first time and ordered what was supposed to be a chicago style gyro pizza (gyro meat, onions, feta, other shit). I fucking love gyros so this seemed like a great idea but the pizza came to my table undercooked so not only was it soggy in the middle it looked totally unappetizing. I took a bite and the crust tasted all wrong (like it was somehow simultaneously burnt and flavorless), cheese had a bizarre texture, gyro meat was definitely some cheap imitation. No idea how this restaurant has multiple locations still in business.

>better than a hug
I wouldn't know ;_;
This pizza made me sad

>>9807881
Is this avant gaurd?

>>9806996
>What's the worst pizza you have ever seen /ck/?
That in your foto anon

>>9813933
CARLOS!

>>9806996
By far the worst was when I visited my wife's family in maine, for the first and last time 8 years ago. The dough was Jif brand pizza dough, they used spaghetti sauce for pizza sauce, they used cheddar for cheese, and maple flavored breakfast sauces as a topping. Then they undercooked it.

We don't talk to them anymore.

How do you eat your pizza /ck/?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YfbVkQHh8s4

When I lived in Japan, I bought some freezer pizzas from the grocery store, without looking at it too closely. See that white stuff under the 'cheese' (Japanese cheese is plastic)? That's not a cheese sauce. That's mayo.

>>9813933
I actually laughed out loud at this. Fuck.

>>9810399
Does your mom also make carbonara with cream of mushroom and hot dogs?

>>9814116
Hunt Brothers. Isn't that the pizza sold exclusively at gas stations?

>>9814045
>>9814051
How festive!

>>9809305
you only gave one (You) between two people.
You still owe each half a (You)

>>9815014
Japs fucking love Mayo. I dunno what it is, but Mayo on Pizza, chicken, shrimp, fucking everything. Everyone jokes Mayo is white people food, but fuck man, they took it to a whole new level.

>>9810399

>>9810399
You got any cousins like her? I need a wife who wants to be a nurse.

>>9814051
WHERE'D THE MOTHAFUCKIN CHEESE GO?

>be me in 2010
>first job
>papa johns
>mostly slap out dough but often asked to hang shit on doors for hours, was hell
>eventually trained to make pizza
>start to get ideas
>often do stuff outside my job description (like trespassing in apartment complexes to hang stuff on doors), boss will then tell me to make myself a pizza
>mytimehascomeandsohavei.jpg
>take extra large dough
>slap it out on large pan, getting fancy with it, throw it around my back and everything
>place generous layer of sauce
>cover in cheese
>cover in pepperoni to papa john's specs (protip; if you can see cheese, there's not enough pepperoni and your store is screwing you)
>go back to the sauce
>repeat this process two more times
>it is now lasagna on a crust
>weighs like ten fucking pounds uncooked
>throw it in the oven
>comes out, weighs just as much
>cut it, it miraculously stays intact and cuts well
>drive mom's old van home
>dad: "what the fuck is that"
>it's fucking delicious is what it is
>repeat this process every time I am allowed to make my own pizza
I wish I had taken pictures. It would have gone well in this thread.

>>9810622
It was created in a thread on /v/ a decade or more ago.

>>9815077
Yup.

>>9815159
When I ran a small restaraunt back in 2010 I did the same thing. Had some extra Pizza dough leftover and par-baked 2 crusts, loaded with sauce, peperoni, ham, chicken, steak, bacon, jalapenos, and cheese, then put the unbaked layer on top of one, and partially baked it, then flipped it over on top of the other pizza, so it was like a 16" calzone stuffed to the gills. It was amazing.

>>9815182
Once we ran out of medium dough (it arrives daily, pre-portioned and chilled, but freshly made) and had to cut down large balls to make mediums. Predictably I had a handful of trimmings after a while. I then got the bright idea to twist them into a pretzel and threw it in the oven at the earliest opportunity. Worked fine, tasted good. The morning crew then told me they do the same shit to make cinnamon rolls for themselves.

>>9810399

>>9806996
I was working at an upscale italian place with a wood fire oven when I got a ticket for a goat cheese, grape, and egg pizza. I told the server to make sure the guest knew it would taste like ass. She told them, and they blew up at her. I made the pizza, they took one bite, and left without paying.

>>9807881
Fucking called it

>>9815233
this abomination is an insult to food.

>>9811621
How did they toss it

>>9813464
Looks like old paulie gee's

>>9812122
Where do you work?

>>9810399
Holy shit god bless your mother and god bless the filipino race.

>>9814045
>>9814051
Whomst

>>9810399
>a half ketchup half pureed banana solution (not to do with movie, just her special sauce)
D-does she have a sister?

>>9815233
WHAT THE NIGGERING FUCK?

>>9813280
God this really just pisses me off. The absolute arrogance that Anglos have to think they can make normative judgments on what pizza should be like, that Ramsay thinks he knows better than an actual Italian immigrant what pizza should look and taste like. This was probably his first experience with pizza made by a real Italian; prior to that his exposure was probably limited to the abominations made by 3rd generation Italians in NYC, and the whatever-the-fuck-you-call it that results low-wage-working Pakis in London throwing toppings onto a slab of overcooked dough.

>>9815635
>Anglos
That guy's obviously not an Anglo. He sounds Greek.

>>9809697

Gay pizza

>>9806996
So is this just bread then?

>>9815233
>Burger and fries
>wrapped up in a flatbread

>>9815687
It's high-class Greek cuisine.

>>9814116
Never eaten that, but hugs are good. Go get one anon, you can do it!

>>9815094
I think Mexicans might also might love mayo, but I'm not that sure.

>>9811538
>margarine, lettuce, and vinegar on pizza
Fucking wops

>>9815675
Pizza bread!

>>9815635

I can agree that Ramsay might be arrogant at times, but there's a reason these businesses are failing to begin with.

>>9816093
He's being ironic. That pizza guy was obviously not Italian.

>>9808016
>half a bag of mayo
>corn
>hole on the dough

>>9808016
Atleast he's serving it on a garbage can lid, I know exactly where it's going

>>9807923
looks like prosciutto slapped on that pizza fuck it style.

>its still prosciutto though

>>9808016
>that tear
K E K
E
K

>>9813283
>he doesn't like meatlover
You sounds like a bitch

>>9813464
Is this where the pennicilin grows?

>>9808515
Looks bretty good tbqhfam

>>9812122
What do you do to peoples food that dont tip properly

>>9816923
>tip jars at fast food counters $20

Also what fast food places even have tip jars

>>9816923
>that infographic
that's edited as a joke, right?

>>9816923

Fuck all of that, jesus.

>>9806996
A pizza I had at a Jungle Book themed pizza place in Disneyland Paris in 2002.
Their large pizza was about the size of a typical small pizza and thrice the price.
I took my first slice of stale congealed pizza from the box and noticed that Baloo bear was staring me in the face from where the bottom of the box should have been.
The box had become so soggy with grease in that spot that a triangular piece het stuck to the bottom of my pizza slice and I was looking at Baloo themed tabletop.
I ate all of it.

>>9809173
Yes, Swedish pizza is the goat though except for those abortions with lettuce on them

What is however standard are sides of cabbage salad with your pizza, actually delicious trust me

>>9816949
That's in Canadian dollars, not USD.

>>9816986
>restaurant wait staff: 30%-55% of the bill
Are the percentages in Canadian, too?

>>9813235
Look at French trying to claim another thing for themselves. WE WUZ CHEFS and shit, first the belgian fries, now the terminology. You french people disgust me.

>>9810399

>>9816999

Lol

>>9808463
Nigga thats my musse pigg

>>9815635
The guy's Greek, not Italian.

>>9813283
The BBQ sauce may have been a mistake but you sound like a massive faggot.

>>9811538
>1,488 pounds of margarine.
Oh god.

In the Greek islands the pizza is really great.

>>9811538
where did it gain the extra 10000 pounds from?

>>9817873
water

>>9817879
sounds truly soggy

>>9807882
me

>>9817889
Pizza dough is generally 2:1 flour to water.

>>9817961
oh yeah im retarded

>>9810399
Filipinos honestly just don't give a fuck, I love them so much

>>9810759
probably pulled chicken, cream """"cheese""" (not mayo) and sweetcorn.

>>9818006
cheese pop probably be pretty tasty

>>9816923
this is so obviously edited, the original amount of money is literally right there (though it's in Canadian dollars so it might not be as obvious to most).

bronze coin: $1
bronze and silver coin: $2
blue bill: $5
red bill: $50

look at the pie charts for the original percentages, too

>>9818006
what sort of fun hating spawn of satan would want 2 crusts in a pizza?
Fancy crust I agree, but a second fucking ring of crust?

>>9808413
rip cookie

>>9806996
Extra olives, extra anchovies, no sauce, no cheese

One of my best buddies growing up would get this abortion every single time we'd order pizza

>>9809093
>chicagostylepiza.jpg

>>9816973
Recently I've been hobnobbing with upper crust types and I've noticed a tendency for them to order pizza covered in arugula. It's fucking disgusting man, but salad on pizza just must be what fancy folk do.

*blocks ur path*

>>9813283
I'm high as fuck and I need this pizza right nao!

>>9818025
But it's double stuffed crust!

>>9818161

wat

>>9818161

>>9818161
Is that the horrid vegan cheese substitute that doesn't melt, or something even worse?

>>9818161
>>9819300
Probably some form of American "cheese."

Pizza with vegan "cheese" looks more like this (at least when it's made properly with the right brand of "cheese")

>>9818079
>arugula
>disgusting
how is this an opinion that people can have? i swear to god if this is a /ck/ wide opinion i am about to go to war

>>9819401
Arugula is fine, just not on pizza.

>>9819392
>vegan "food" literally requires quotation marks

>>9816923
this graphic was obviously made by a millenial

>>9818161
looks like someone took a shit on a pizza and then vacuum packed it

vegan pizza is the worst

>>9810399

Good fucking lord, I love the Flips.

Some seriously balls-to-the-wall crazy shit going on with you guys.

>>9808370
HAHAHAHAHA

10/10

>>9810175
>people i don't like enjoy something
>this means i can't enjoy that something

>>9810175
>*RATTLES TITS* TUMBLR WUMBLR BUMBLR GUMBLR ZUMBLR *JACKS OFF TO LOUD HOUSE PORN*

>>9818161
I WANT TO FUCKING DIE

>>9810399
Filipinos are so fucking based. God bless them.

>>9809730
i'm a burger lad, we could push the UN's shit in if we wanted to.

>>9806996
i like this kind of thing, i like plain food, as long as thats got butter/oil and garlic and salt

>>9809069
so focaccia

>>9810399
P O W E R F U L R A C E

>>9808016
It just gets worst every step of the way

>>9819392
now melts!

>>9806996
Papa Johns.

Have in-law that is a gigantic faggot for Rush Limbaugh talk radio, and he shills for johns so the only pizza place he'll order from is Papa Johns.

It was the most disgusting pizza I've ever eaten. Actually wet with grease, but the crust was hard as a rock. The cheese was barely melted, and the sauce tasted like fucking ketchup. I've had gas station pizza that tasted better. His whole family kept trying to tell me how hype pouring garlic-flavored olive oil grease over the pizza made it taste so good.

>>9812168
Unironically I'd try this.

>>9806996
Koreans can't make pizza for shit.

https://youtu.be/Yuhmo_g_Ov4

>>9808463
>Bananas
>Pineapple
>Peanuts
>Chicken?
>Oregano
>Ginger? Maybe curry powder? cuz I wouldn't put it past them
Its like the "It Hurts To Live" pizza.

>>9816923
>American """Culture"""

>>9820859
Look at the money in the graphic.

Fun Fact: American money has various nicknames relating to the color green because our money is green.

>>9820874
Fun Fact: Any country that forces people to tip is a shitty country

>>9820876
>Go full retard assuming a graphic was about the US
>Try to backpedal and damage control
Its sounds to me like my country is living in your head, rent free.

>filipino

>>9808318
no i think he's 12 and this is the funniest thing he has seen on 4chan

>>9820876
>>9820859

>>9815662
In what way exactly?

>>9820883
>>9820876
IT'S A MEME U DIPS. IT RELATES TO NO COUNTRY. USE CRITICAL THINKING.

>>9809730
Fuck off, eurofag.

>>9820727
The garlic pizza grease isn't made out of olive oil.

>>9814045
I hope that's white chocolate at least

>>9814051
Why?

>>9815094
I hear that Nip mayo is different from Western mayo, is it true? I don't plan on eating either, just curious.

>>9820096

>>9818079
That's ruccola right? Very common on Italian pizza, I enjoyed it when I was there and I hate lettuce on pizza. I guess arugula works as a green on pizza because it has very little water in it, whereas lettuce turns soggy when warm

Artichoke on pizza is also a banger

>>9806996
This fucking thing over here

>>9820797
Isn't this functionally just a chicken parmigiana?

>>9821432
I feel like just calling it that would have made for a better selling point than "chizza."

>>9821531
You underestimate how trendy American food is in Asia. Just slap "pizza" or "burger" onto the name of something and sales quadruple.

>>9815233
is that a BigMac Calzone?

>>9821398
arrugula works great
+garlic and gambas

>>9817873
The fallen laborers they baked into it.

>>9808016
>rips the dough
>whatever that fucking orange water is supposed to be
>whatever those toppings are
>burns garbage to heat the oven
>moves the garbage around with the same pizza shovel
>3 olives

There is not a single redeeming quality in the process of making that abomination. I do love how proud he seems to be about it tho.

>>9810399
Do flips make any good food? It all looks fucking gross.

>>9821776
>It all looks fucking gross.
You mean to tell me that you wouldn't want to slurp down a big heaping tupperware container full of watery, hot dog carbonara?

>>9815635
He has two restaurants in Italy. I'm pretty sure he has had Italian pizza.

>>9807881
I feel sick.

>>9820797
more like shitzza

>>9807923
What? That looks good

>>9821785
The look of regret and despair in the guy's eyes is priceless. I guess the pussy game must be pretty good.

>>9819723
$15 per bag in a hotel? Holy fucking shit.
I worked behind the bar in a hotel, I helped get some bags up the stairs a few times.
What did I get? 2€ that one time.

>>9810399
You people are fucking joking right? You think this shit is real? People are fucking retarded.

>>9808016
>rips the dough
Ok lost it right there already

>>9815635
most american post itt

>>9807881
This looks like nearly everyones first attempt at pizza. They didn't knead the dough properly or let it come to room temp so it's probably super elastic and they couldn't get it thin enough. They then undercooked it. I've made shit pizzas like this in the past and desu they're still pretty edible.

>>9820797
Dating her would be so expensive.

>>9820797
looks like that woman in the picture has some minor clubbing going on in her finger tips. Wonder if she has a heart condition.

>>9806996
>What's the worst pizza you have ever seen /ck/?

Frozen pizza. Scary.

Demigrant

>>9810361
I was in love with those when I was younger

>>9821776

Speaking as someone with filipino parents with filipino fiends who can cook, traditional filipino food is garbage. Bland, fatty garbage. Fish dishes can be okay though.

Luckily, my parents recognized this right off the bat and branched out into other cooking styles to modify/upgrade traditional filipino dishes.

>>9822762
Are there any good traditional filipino dishes?

Rate my pizza

>>9822879
raw

cold smoked salmon, chili-garlic shrimp, and who knows what shit cheese was those dry flakes.

>>9822774
I 'unno Flip pork sisig is oily as shit but it's literal heaven mixed with rice
>t. dude with expat parents

>>9808016
Too much catupiry, also, he's gross.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Catupiry

>>9822904
Isn't that just shaved parmesan?

>>9821617
It's the glorious Swedish "Calskrove", i.e a large hamburger with fries baked into a calzone