/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>9807187
Buy a really nice car.

>make peanut butter crackers
>chop them up
wa la. Chopped type peanut butter crackers

Peanut sauce over roasted veggies as a side to an individual, Christmas cracker-shaped, garlic compound butter chicken pie.

Peanut
Butter
Cracker

>>9807187
Fiddle faddle or peanut brittle. And get her a coloring book and enroll her into the 1st grade

>>9807219
>wa la

Cover your penis in peanut butter and put it between two crackers.

Christmas crack

>>9807187
Show that bitch a magic trick.
Bitches love magic tricks.

she sounds like trash

>>9807462
Probably lives in a trailer.

>>9807187
is she 13?

>>9807433
She's actually a stage magician.

>>9807493
Sort of, she travels a lot.

>>9807394
>not knowing really common French expressions

lol you must be American

>>9807187
see
>>9807962

>>9807980
(you)

>>9807552

My niggie. You're talking about Trixie Lulamoon, a fucking My Little Pony Character. You wanna make peanut butter crackers for your MLP waifu.

>>9807980
Not knowing that people on the internet make fun of voila by spelling it wa la

>>9807187
>How do you impress a girl who's favorite food is peanut butter crackers

are you that desperated for a fuck?
hire a hooker that isn't a disgusting hambeast

>>9807187
deconstructed peanut butter crackers

>>9807187

Honestly just make pepperoni or plain cheese pizza, pasta or chicken strips and fries for her with peanut butter ice cream and peanut butter cookies for dessert. She is probably a picky eater and won't want to try regular food that adults like

Spin a glowstick in your fingers. She wont know whats happening

Stop courting ten year olds

>>9809156
N-n-no

Am I crazy or does it seem like a lot of chicks these days really don't know how to cook? Seems like the majority of people who bring homemade food for lunch break at school are the guys, most girls just go buy something in a store or a restaurant.

>>9807187
Fry white bread in butter.
Chop peanuts
Mix chopped peanuts with creamy peanutbutter
Spread mixture on bread.

Top with more chopped nuts.

5* chef

Fuck her and get married.

wa la

>>9809399

I just saw a chick proudly post a picture on her instagram of her dinner consisting of fast food chain cheese pizza, french fries and ranch.

>>9807552
>dating a stage magician whose favorite food is literally salt on cardboard
You tell her to fuck off. Now you fuck off as well, kid

>>9809399
Many people in general don't know jack shit about cooking or using spices. A variety of reasons exist for this.

Why would you date a girl whose taste is that basic? Two of my good friends have serious relationships with girls who think american chinese food is too exotic, and I don't know how anyone stands it.

This. Do this. >>9807234

>>9807187
Peanut butter chicken skewers. Make a big platter of em. Cuddle by the fire and tell her how great and powerful you think she is.

>>9807187
Children can't give consent you sick fuck. Quit trying to get into a 12yr old girls panties.

>>9807187
Just give her a bone to chew on and scratch her behind the ears dude. You don't have to be a TV chef to make your dog happy.

>>9810211
Come on down to AL where it's encouraged. I'd recommend peanuts in coca-cola if she likes peanut butter, OP.

>>9807187
- Peanut butter smores
- PB, crushed graham crackers, marshmellow fluff sandwich
- PB, crushed graham crackers on ice cream
- any of the above with bananas

just ask yourself what goes good with peanut butter. Aim for sweet

>>9807394
>>9808269
>>9808455
>not knowing one of the most common /ck/ memes
>not knowing a meme that isn't even 5 years old

>>9807187
Jack off on peanut butter crackers.

>>9807187
>>9807433
I wish I had a great and powerful magician to cook for.

>>9807552
A travelling magician you say? She sounds Great and Powerful.

>How do you impress a girl who's favorite food is peanut butter crackers?
Are you a babysitter?

>>9807187
Turn her on to the perfect medley of peanut butter crackers paired with orange juice. She'll love you forever.

OP here, she is also fond of cinnamon nuts, maybe some kind of dish that combines them with PB crackers?

>>9810602
>>9811959
She IS great and powerful

Spaghetti Carbonara is my go to simple dish for picky eaters.

Pecan crusted salmon on a cherry wood plank if you wanna try something nutty.

>>9812171
TEACUP!

You beat the shit out of her and then rape her. That is what modern women crave most

>>9810418
I’d say that’s an ugly stereotype of Southerners but consudering Alabama is about to elect a dude who molested teenaged girls to the Senate just because they’d literally rather have a child molester in office than a Democrat, well I can’t say shit.

>>9813694
Wait really? What is the name of that convicted molester?

>How do you impress a girl who's favorite food is peanut butter crackers?
By being a doctor, or liking the same music as her, or taking her on a great first date, or being able to speak French, or...

>>9813702
Cletus

>>9813692
You need to be black or brown for that to work though

>>9809399
A girl I work with brings in stuff she cooks and bakes all the time.
I legit got a boner when I took a bite of her banana bread after she told me she baked it last night.

I'm just gonna marry me a nice southern woman in her 50s. They know how to cook.

>>9815426
The sort of young women who bake and are in general worth marrying are usually a pain in the ass to deal with, insecure and needy or have a religious family, etc. You're better off just getting a cute 2D waifu and using the money you save to make your favorite foods all the time.

>>9807187
That stupid ass dog kek
Fucking pixar thought this half assed bullshit looked good. Lmfao those eyes jesus christ retards lol black people too

dogy

>>9816131
My 2d waifu Pinkie Pie likes to bake and is somewhat insecure and needy and has a traditionalist family

>>9813702
doug jones

>Day 3
>They still have not realized its a troll pony thread.