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Anonymous Fri Dec 8 19:29:50 2017 No.9810827 [Reply] [Original]

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>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 8 19:37:53 2017 No.9810864 File: 456 KB, 270x360, gook2.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 8 19:38:26 2017 No.9810867 >>9810827 is that like asian masao?

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 8 19:44:35 2017 No.9810889 File: 1.62 MB, 270x360, gook3.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 8 19:45:39 2017 No.9810894 File: 1.03 MB, 270x360, gook4.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 8 21:49:02 2017 No.9811368 File: 389 KB, 1280x720, foodhack1.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 8 21:50:05 2017 No.9811374 File: 621 KB, 1280x720, foodhack2.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 8 21:54:40 2017 No.9811389 File: 512 KB, 1280x720, foodhack3.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 8 21:55:43 2017 No.9811397 File: 783 KB, 1280x720, foodhack4.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 8 22:00:13 2017 No.9811418 >>9810827 >>9810864 gotta give credit where credit is due- that's a pretty smart move. i'm assuming the toilet bowl is full of rubbing alcohol as fuel- is that a hot enough flame to cook with?

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 8 22:02:27 2017 No.9811428 >>9811389 >>9811374 >>9811368 >>9811397 some lonely fat feminist vlogger woman sits down each day and shits out ideas like this for her daily housewife DIY video. what a life.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 8 22:02:32 2017 No.9811429 >>9811397 What's the point though? Just holding your knives up in a safe way?

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 8 22:05:25 2017 No.9811439 File: 962 KB, 1280x720, foodhack5.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 8 22:06:29 2017 No.9811447 File: 622 KB, 1280x720, foodhack6.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 8 22:07:11 2017 No.9811451 >>9810827 but why?

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 8 22:09:14 2017 No.9811468 File: 744 KB, 1280x720, foodhack7.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 8 22:12:05 2017 No.9811484 File: 2.05 MB, 1280x720, foodhack8.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 8 22:13:44 2017 No.9811495 >>9811374 I sure love opening my fridge door and have all my sauces fly out

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 8 22:14:11 2017 No.9811497 File: 2.54 MB, 640x360, diet1.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 8 22:15:17 2017 No.9811502 File: 2.81 MB, 640x360, diet2.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 8 22:15:49 2017 No.9811504 >>9811468 Hey pal, they have this pretty cool invention called a "latex glove" now, it's crazy huh

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 8 22:16:18 2017 No.9811505 File: 618 KB, 1201x884, 1509333837433.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9811484 >that cutting

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 8 22:16:54 2017 No.9811508 File: 2.22 MB, 640x360, diet3.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 8 22:18:06 2017 No.9811513 >>9811397 I have a fucking knife block, why would I need to do this?

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 8 22:18:27 2017 No.9811514 File: 2.44 MB, 480x360, candy1.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 8 22:19:19 2017 No.9811522 >>9810827 >go to take a shit and Chong has left the stove on again

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 8 22:21:47 2017 No.9811531 >>9811439 Wouldn't anything work better than a fucking clothes hanger? Like a paper clip, or a file clip, or a clothes pin?

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 8 22:24:39 2017 No.9811547 File: 204 KB, 745x756, Untitled-6.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9811531 Better yet just fold the fucking thing

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 8 22:28:57 2017 No.9811563 >>9811484 >tfw contacts so I don't know how it feels

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 8 22:29:45 2017 No.9811566 >>9811547 just use a giant weird clothes hanger with metal clips that everyone totally owns. way easier and more convenient

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 8 22:29:58 2017 No.9811568 >>9811368 >>9811374 >>9811389 >>9811397 >>9811447 >>9811468 when would any of these ever be necessary?

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 8 22:31:27 2017 No.9811572 File: 2.40 MB, 480x360, candy3.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9811563 It doesn't have anything to do with your eyes anon

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 8 22:32:26 2017 No.9811575 File: 1.63 MB, 220x227, Drink Smarter.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >Starts a new thread by reposting the second half of the last thread

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 8 22:32:52 2017 No.9811576 >>9811514 I know it only took like two minutes, but it feels way too tedious for such a shitty payoff.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 8 22:34:18 2017 No.9811580 >>9811572 Then why am I immune to onion tears?

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 8 22:35:26 2017 No.9811581 >>9811566 I literally don't own a single one of those. Folding is fast and easy unless you have a motor impairment

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 8 22:40:17 2017 No.9811591 File: 2.25 MB, 640x360, cannedbread.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9811575 >reposts OC rub insulation in your eyes you worthless faggot

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 8 22:40:19 2017 No.9811592 >>9811397 i bet you that fatty doesnt wash the knife afterwards thinking "the rice will dry it!!! :)"

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 8 22:41:21 2017 No.9811596 >>9811468 or you know, wash your hands afterwards

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 8 22:42:18 2017 No.9811598 File: 2.19 MB, 640x360, cannedTakoyakiAndEggs.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 8 22:43:41 2017 No.9811603 File: 1.42 MB, 640x360, cannedsalsburysteak.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 8 22:43:48 2017 No.9811604 >>9811572 >>9811580 i wear contacts too, and i dont cry from cutting onions

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 8 22:44:50 2017 No.9811608 >>9811572 candy nato?

Anonymous Fri Dec 8 22:53:06 2017 No.9811640

>>9811572

The fuck are you talking about? It literally does. Cutting an onion causes it to produce lachrymatory factor synthase, a gaseous chemical that forms sulphenic acid when it contacts the water on the surface of your eye.

The irritation causes your lacrimal glands to kick in and you tear up.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 8 22:55:45 2017 No.9811648 File: 185 KB, 1920x1080, 1512711674993.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 8 22:56:26 2017 No.9811650 >>9811648 This is a blue board anon

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 8 22:58:59 2017 No.9811656 >>9811468 wh*te ""people"" were a mistake

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 8 23:04:57 2017 No.9811672 >>9811648 kys yourself faggot

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 8 23:05:45 2017 No.9811674 File: 1.10 MB, 640x480, Chicken.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Dinner.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 8 23:06:18 2017 No.9811677 >>9811648 Damn that's fucking sick, enjoy your v& faggot

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 8 23:06:51 2017 No.9811679 File: 1.84 MB, 350x196, pukes_blood.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9811648 Holy shit.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 8 23:08:48 2017 No.9811682 File: 243 KB, 480x451, 1490459792137.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9811648 >nope

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 8 23:10:58 2017 No.9811687 File: 1.98 MB, 1440x2560, Unicorn_Kraft_Dinner.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9811648 Thats fucked up.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 8 23:12:14 2017 No.9811692 File: 246 KB, 293x399, I-propaned.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9811648

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 8 23:21:07 2017 No.9811712 >>9811418 Wouldn't you risk cracking the bowl?

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 8 23:22:13 2017 No.9811715 >>9811368 Why not just use a magnetic strip?

>>	chop Fri Dec 8 23:23:46 2017 No.9811721 >>9811368 >>9811374 >>9811389 >>9811397 >>9811468 I bet this chick's kitchen looks hilarious.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 8 23:24:40 2017 No.9811723 >>9811368 >>9811374 >>9811389 >>9811397 >>9811439 >>9811447 >>9811447 Aren't these Russians trying to bank off making life hack videos? I see this shit all over facebook.

Anonymous Fri Dec 8 23:25:56 2017 No.9811726

>>9811439
I mean... really? A normal person just buys a couple clothes pins and keeps them in a drawer filled with crap. This just makes you look like a crazy person with random mismatched garbage all over your house and random fucking clothes hangers on your coffee beans.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 8 23:30:33 2017 No.9811739 >>9811598 Takoyaki is delicious but I wouldn't go near canned takoyaki. It's everywhere in Japan and dirt cheap. Who is this product even for? Shut ins?

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 8 23:35:10 2017 No.9811754 >>9811648 Works fine for me.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 8 23:36:59 2017 No.9811764 File: 100 KB, 1920x1080, maxresdefault.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9811648

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 8 23:47:02 2017 No.9811801 >>9811648 I'd say go back to Le Reedit but they ride the iPhone cock.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 8 23:50:27 2017 No.9811814 File: 8 KB, 237x213, rr.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9811648 >tfw you bought merlin 6 months ago due to a /d/ webm thread

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 8 23:55:41 2017 No.9811830 File: 303 KB, 480x640, jack's_cooking.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9811648 Mods!

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 8 23:57:29 2017 No.9811834 File: 1.97 MB, 380x285, 1505094079413.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9811648

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 9 00:03:05 2017 No.9811851 >>9810864 >>9810827 Looks like he's creating a poopoo platter.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 9 00:05:58 2017 No.9811858 >>9811484 >not just wearing jack's onion goggles

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 9 00:06:53 2017 No.9811859 File: 35 KB, 456x456, 1480703806385.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9811648 I mean then they just go ahead and eat it? Jesus

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 9 00:08:58 2017 No.9811861 >>9811389 I'd do this if I didn't have cupboard space

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 9 00:11:26 2017 No.9811867 >>9811468 PROTIP: stop yourself crying when cutting onions by putting a plastic bag over your head

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 9 00:11:29 2017 No.9811868 >>9811418 due to the color of the flame, i want to guess that it's sterno or some equivalent

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 9 00:12:44 2017 No.9811872 File: 43 KB, 1166x690, anon's gay off topic faggotry.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9811648 >>9811679 >>9811682 >>9811687 >>9811692 >>9811764 >>9811814 >>9811830 >>9811834 >>9811859 samefag

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 9 00:15:23 2017 No.9811877 File: 72 KB, 630x630, 1510761143395.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9811648 >Posting this on /ck/ Come on.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 9 00:25:20 2017 No.9811904 File: 2.90 MB, 640x480, Japanese Magic.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 9 00:29:24 2017 No.9811918 >>9811904 Magic candy.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 9 00:40:34 2017 No.9811961 >>9811648 >iPhone users won't see this What is VLC?

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 9 00:41:25 2017 No.9811966 File: 2.80 MB, 640x360, I'm a seventh level vegan.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 9 00:45:00 2017 No.9811976 >>9811447 This one is actually rather clever and serves a purpose Most of the rest just seem autismal

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 9 00:47:12 2017 No.9811981 >>9811447 >have to do it very slowly because the rubber band will fling shit all over the kitchen if you dont, saving absolutely no time top jej

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 9 00:48:22 2017 No.9811983 File: 2.87 MB, 640x360, women chefs.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9811976 Nah just scrap it on the side or use the knife you inevitably have handy already.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 9 00:48:37 2017 No.9811984 >>9811976 >rather clever Nah. Just use a knife, your finger, or literally any other number of things.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 9 00:52:27 2017 No.9811995 >>9810827 gooks are subhuman

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 9 01:03:09 2017 No.9812020 File: 2.82 MB, 640x480, 1512160200509.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

Anonymous Sat Dec 9 01:09:05 2017 No.9812041
File: 2.94 MB, 956x480, You can have any brew you want, as long as it's this Mexican piss water.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>9812020
A low bitrate is ok if there are no fine details to see but when you have subtitles like that it makes them unreadable.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 9 01:13:22 2017 No.9812056 >>9811505 Seriously who the fuck puts their index finger on the spine of the blade like that?

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 9 01:20:22 2017 No.9812077 >>9811648 I don't even believe what I just witnessed.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 9 01:31:56 2017 No.9812108 File: 588 KB, 217x199, giphy.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9810827

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 9 01:33:19 2017 No.9812113 >>9811513 shut the fuck up, retard

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 9 01:39:54 2017 No.9812126 >>9811563 This. Sometimes I do it wearing glasses and cry like a little girl.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 9 01:40:19 2017 No.9812128 >>9811502 Is Cherrypie a dude or a grill?

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 9 01:44:57 2017 No.9812142 >>9811674 The horror

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 9 01:48:23 2017 No.9812150 >>9811397 >don't wash rice >find rat crap months later >ate rat crap for months

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 9 02:04:30 2017 No.9812188 >>9811468 But I love the burn on my dick afterwards.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 9 02:23:10 2017 No.9812219 File: 2.56 MB, 800x450, deconstruct.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 9 02:31:48 2017 No.9812231 >>9811397 prepare for monster rats and roaches in your kitchen never leave food out in the open

Anonymous Sat Dec 9 02:32:33 2017 No.9812233
File: 2.95 MB, 640x360, Tis the season then.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>Calendar must be commercially available
>You have to eat each chocolate in order
>You have to finish each one before even touching the next door
>If you rip off a door you fail

Something seasonal.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 9 02:33:53 2017 No.9812235 >>9811439 are you dominican?

>>	chop Sat Dec 9 02:34:10 2017 No.9812239 >>9811418 Definitely won't get hot enough for a wok, no.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 9 02:36:26 2017 No.9812246 >>9812233 >You have to finish each one before even touching the next door Thank you I was wondering why he was doing the retarded gape.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 9 02:37:37 2017 No.9812248 >>9810827 While those in Detroit complain about flammable water, the Chinese are making lemonade

Anonymous Sat Dec 9 02:38:15 2017 No.9812252
File: 2.88 MB, 1280x720, World Record for Eating Pizza.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>9812246
Guinness always sets odd requirements to ensure level playing fields. Like in this one where they said you could make the initial cut before the time starts but after that you can't touch the pizza with your hands at all.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 9 02:46:30 2017 No.9812266 >>9812252 the worst one was the powdered donut eating record, where you couldn't even lick your lips once or you were disqualified. They definitely make you work for it.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 9 02:47:24 2017 No.9812268 File: 2.71 MB, 1280x720, World Record Maple Syrup.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Does anyone else even care about these world record food things? I'm making them cause I like the Beast but I can make something else.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 9 02:48:52 2017 No.9812269 >>9812268 I like them. I'm a fan of the LA beast myself.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 9 02:50:16 2017 No.9812272 File: 2.91 MB, 640x369, marco-onions.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9812268 Any OC is good OC, but most doesn't get reposted except by whoever encoded it t. butthut encoder

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 9 02:51:29 2017 No.9812276 >>9812268 >Does anyone else even care about these world record food things? No, but they are some of the better ones compared to the garbage videos that get posted in webm threads these days, so feel free to continue.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 9 02:51:53 2017 No.9812279 >>9812272 >discards half of the onions

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 9 02:53:37 2017 No.9812282 >>9812272 just in case you ever need a tablespoon of onion mush

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 9 02:54:30 2017 No.9812284 >>9812272 >>9812276 Fair enough. I'm not great at webms and it's hard to make something decent quality beyond a minute or so and those type of things work for it.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 9 02:54:56 2017 No.9812286 >>9812279 >>9812282 He's demonstrating how finely he chops onions to put in the stock cubes

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 9 02:58:18 2017 No.9812290 >>9812219 >deconstructed that shit pisses me off to no end breaking up a klondike bar? that'll be $100 (plus a tip)!

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 9 02:59:30 2017 No.9812292 >>9811603 Cat food for humans.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 9 03:08:34 2017 No.9812311 File: 2.59 MB, 640x360, Guaranteed Replies.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 9 03:18:00 2017 No.9812327 >>9811904 Thats sort of how acryllic polymers are made.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 9 03:19:50 2017 No.9812330 >>9811674 Jesus Christ a chicken died for this shit.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 9 03:22:23 2017 No.9812333 File: 2.91 MB, 700x392, Michael J Fox's House of Pancakes.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 9 03:23:07 2017 No.9812334 >>9812311 detroit pizza is truly the best

>>	chop Sat Dec 9 03:23:15 2017 No.9812335 >>9812272 Who brings a knife and an onion to a radio interview?

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 9 03:23:55 2017 No.9812336 File: 8 KB, 256x201, 1487653127769.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9812333 not sure if handicapped or just clowning for the customers

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 9 03:24:56 2017 No.9812339 >>9812335 same kind of guy that brings a knife and an onion to a gunfight

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 9 03:29:37 2017 No.9812352 >>9812336 He's high on meth

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 9 03:30:25 2017 No.9812353 >>9812336 he's like 80 and high

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 9 03:32:17 2017 No.9812358 >>9812336 You have done this to me in every single fucking thread. I know it's you because the filename. In a different reality, I might have called you... friend.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 9 03:43:01 2017 No.9812380 >>9811484 Wow, its really helpful that she demonstrates how to chew gum and dip an onion, I'm glad she took the time to film herself!

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 9 03:43:48 2017 No.9812383 File: 2.24 MB, 640x640, Chicken Gyro.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 9 03:44:21 2017 No.9812386 >>9812336 Like fucking clockwork

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 9 03:47:00 2017 No.9812395 File: 5 KB, 500x374, images.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9812358 not sure if affection or sadness

Anonymous Sat Dec 9 03:48:44 2017 No.9812399
File: 1.84 MB, 480x360, Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>9812395
It's the roles we were meant to play. Like two enemies meeting across the battlefield; I don't hate you for doing your job. I'm just here to do my job better.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 9 03:54:41 2017 No.9812415 >>9812219 >>9812290 >Not recognizing satire

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 9 03:56:19 2017 No.9812417 >>9811522 holy shit, underrated post

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 9 04:02:11 2017 No.9812431 >>9812128 feminine man

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 9 04:11:56 2017 No.9812447 >>9812399 good filename

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 9 04:19:13 2017 No.9812466 >>9811723 yes. one made a cooling machine tutorial using nitrogen or something.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 9 04:20:35 2017 No.9812469 File: 1.59 MB, 540x270, 1512727725364.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9811648 MODS

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 9 04:23:11 2017 No.9812473 >>9811966 >t. literal soyboy begone manchild

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 9 04:30:41 2017 No.9812480 >>9811484 I want to spank her

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 9 04:30:43 2017 No.9812481 File: 91 KB, 556x469, cat.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9811867

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 9 04:36:14 2017 No.9812487 >>9811983 Do you know what this is from?

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 9 04:51:42 2017 No.9812518 File: 1.39 MB, 320x262, authentico.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	chop Sat Dec 9 04:53:46 2017 No.9812525 >>9812487 It's from a UK show called The Restaurant. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L0bAc6mc5GM

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 9 04:54:58 2017 No.9812526 >>9811603 These are interesting but this guy seriously needs to stop using the auto white balance. This stuff is already unappetizing but the camera is working overtime to deliver that queasiness.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 9 04:56:16 2017 No.9812528 >>9812399 Goddamn dude that guy takes it like an absolute champ

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 9 04:59:03 2017 No.9812530 Anyone have the link to the marie videos? I really want to watch oilsauce right now.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 9 04:59:40 2017 No.9812532 >>9811484 >cutting while sitting should be punishable by death desu

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 9 05:00:22 2017 No.9812534 >>9810827 Where the hell is the gas coming from in these? It can't be sewer gas, can it?

>>	chop Sat Dec 9 05:01:37 2017 No.9812539 >>9812530 https://youtu.be/lI2lWuoMV3I https://youtu.be/s37u_o-pJzQ >>9812532 Agreed

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 9 05:05:26 2017 No.9812547 >>9812518 everything before the razor is ok though

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 9 05:06:05 2017 No.9812549 >>9812233 I thought he was taking apart a fucking motherboard and eating it for a sec.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 9 05:10:05 2017 No.9812553 File: 1.43 MB, 679x939, 1505949573502.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9811497 >alright, let's get this out on a tray... >nice.

>>	chop Sat Dec 9 05:13:16 2017 No.9812562 >>9812549 He probably will if you suggest it to him.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 9 05:17:07 2017 No.9812575 >>9812231 don't live in a dumpster

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 9 05:18:26 2017 No.9812582 >>9812399 I can only assume he lost a bet and had to do this

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 9 05:33:58 2017 No.9812610 >>9812128 A trap. No seriously. Not memeing. An actual trap.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 9 05:36:50 2017 No.9812614 File: 54 KB, 640x427, J U D G M E N T.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9811648 Holy shit, who even does that to a squid?!

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 9 05:37:26 2017 No.9812615 >>9812525 Jesus Christ, thank you. It was taking me forever otherwise to search for it.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 9 05:39:59 2017 No.9812621 >>9812614 Is it weird if I find it kinda hot? I mean it's fucking disturbing, but she looks surprisingly nice.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 9 05:40:37 2017 No.9812622 File: 97 KB, 603x603, 61223254_p0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9812525 That is giving me fucking anxiety watching it.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 9 05:41:39 2017 No.9812623 >>9812621 The hell is wrong with you? I bet you thought the snail insertion part was hot, too, huh? Sick bastard.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 9 05:42:40 2017 No.9812627 File: 139 KB, 1322x992, 1512816155473.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9811966 lost it at the maraschino cherries

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 9 05:43:53 2017 No.9812631 >>9811648 >tfw iPhone user >have vlc Nice try, senpai

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 9 05:53:36 2017 No.9812644 >>9812336 STOP DOING THAT

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 9 05:56:33 2017 No.9812649 >>9812041 This is actually very good.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 9 06:08:10 2017 No.9812660 >>9812041 >caring about the subtiltles >posting shit go away

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 9 06:13:30 2017 No.9812668 >>9811966 >clumping prevented with wood pulp only in Parmesan. that's garbage to begin with. grate it yourself other cheeses, like grated mozzarella use corn starch to prevent clumping

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 9 06:17:01 2017 No.9812674 File: 42 KB, 480x480, choke out.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9812547 >lime on pizza, fries and watermelon >okay

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 9 06:20:58 2017 No.9812683 File: 981 KB, 290x218, 1512279823127.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9812674 yes, and?

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 9 06:31:45 2017 No.9812702 >>9811674 anyone got the Shakira canned chicken gif?

>>	chop Sat Dec 9 06:32:46 2017 No.9812703 File: 1.79 MB, 690x388, chopper.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9812674 I think I might try it on chips next time I'm having some actually. If vinegar works lime might also.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 9 06:33:34 2017 No.9812705 >>9811428 >projecting this hard

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 9 06:35:38 2017 No.9812708 >>9812380 it's her job you retard

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 9 06:38:20 2017 No.9812712 >>9811648 that people are unironically going along with this is making me want to kms. iphone users can see the thumbnail you silly boys

Anonymous Sat Dec 9 06:40:29 2017 No.9812717

>>9811451
In busy cities they illegally sublet apartments. Imagine a small apartment cut up in four or five. Most likely this guy has a toilet and a quarter of a living room. There is literally no place else to do it.

see these for more toilet kitchens
https://www.theatlantic.com/photo/2017/05/the-coffin-homes-of-hong-kong/526881/

https://www.nationalgeographic.com/photography/proof/2017/07/hong-kong-living-trapped-lam-photos/

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 9 06:45:53 2017 No.9812724 >>9811723 MUH RUSSIANS!

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 9 06:47:11 2017 No.9812727 >>9812311 chinks need to ease with the fucking makeup, they look like clowns.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 9 06:49:02 2017 No.9812732 >>9812333 >>9812336 I swear to God I have seen this webm with the same reply before. Sometimes I feel like I am stuck in a time loop on the Event Horizon or something.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 9 06:50:06 2017 No.9812735 >>9812525 any idea where to find the rest of the episode? I want to see what happens

>>	chop Sat Dec 9 06:55:08 2017 No.9812739 File: 2.27 MB, 360x270, Mike Stoklasa drinks from a big flask1.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9812735 I've been looking but I haven't found it yet. It's fucking impossible to search for because the name is so generic.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 9 06:57:16 2017 No.9812742 >>9811468 >soyboys will defend this

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 9 07:20:43 2017 No.9812787 >>9811984 >>9811983 >>9811976 You can just turn the scoop sideways and knock it a bit against the side of the container. Any excess powder will fall off.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 9 07:32:45 2017 No.9812800 >>9811439 >clothes pins don't exist

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 9 07:35:41 2017 No.9812804 >>9811547 I can't really tell what is going on in step 5, but unless he's casting a magic spell on it, I don't see how it doesn't come undone.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 9 07:36:02 2017 No.9812805 File: 2.65 MB, 640x360, food porn.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 9 07:37:44 2017 No.9812811 File: 2.89 MB, 640x352, how to open a can.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9811983

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 9 07:38:48 2017 No.9812814 File: 2.97 MB, 480x360, gomilocas.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9812649 found the mexican

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 9 07:42:19 2017 No.9812820 File: 1.10 MB, 462x270, pancakes.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 9 07:44:20 2017 No.9812826 File: 1.58 MB, 1280x720, jack and kitchenaid.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 9 07:45:16 2017 No.9812828 >>9812703 ok that is some gentle chopping

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 9 07:46:38 2017 No.9812832 >>9812820 cute...

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 9 07:48:08 2017 No.9812836 >>9812811 what the actual shit >>9812820 what is wrong with her arms? >>9812826 and this is why you don't use kitchenaide

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 9 07:53:10 2017 No.9812849 File: 1.10 MB, 1280x720, cerebral palsy 2.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9812836

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 9 08:16:08 2017 No.9812879 File: 2.08 MB, 450x253, manlet pancakes.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9812272 >but most doesn't get reposted except by whoever encoded it I know that feel

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 9 08:19:33 2017 No.9812886 >>9812820 >>9812849 >you will never have a qt handicapped wife trying her best to make a good meal Why even live?

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 9 08:38:10 2017 No.9812915 >>9811531 but then you can't hang it up in your closet

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 9 08:45:31 2017 No.9812926 File: 1.60 MB, 640x360, how to cut pizza.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9812272 >but most doesn't get reposted except by whoever encoded it yeah...yeah.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 9 08:45:45 2017 No.9812927 >>9811514 It looks diseased

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 9 08:48:45 2017 No.9812932 File: 2.89 MB, 500x280, itadakimasu.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 9 08:53:56 2017 No.9812941 File: 443 KB, 1280x720, oil nice and cold.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 9 08:54:49 2017 No.9812942 File: 2.90 MB, 500x280, big macs.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	chop Sat Dec 9 08:55:30 2017 No.9812945 What do people use to make this anyway? Someone linked this a while back but it doesn't seem to work with Youtube... https://video.online-convert.com/convert-to-webm

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 9 08:57:51 2017 No.9812946 File: 2.79 MB, 560x314, mayonnaise and banana sandwich.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9812945 I use this. https://github.com/WebMBro/WebMConverter

Anonymous Sat Dec 9 09:05:31 2017 No.9812965

>>9812942
Think about that big sloppy oily poop that's gonna poke out of her powdered little balloon knot after consuming all those burgers (I'm imagining it being powdered *sniggers*)

Mouth is watering Imagining the whole thing sliding into my gaping lips, the undigested oils dripping off and down my face. The first bite, oh that first bite would be amazing. I can Just imagine it being packed as tight as a Vienna sausage but bigger, stickier, and most definitely stinkier!

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 9 09:05:33 2017 No.9812966 File: 2.92 MB, 500x280, one pound steak.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 9 09:07:14 2017 No.9812969 >>9812732 It's the customary reply.

>>	chop Sat Dec 9 09:11:09 2017 No.9812979 >>9812969 So is the one you replied to.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 9 09:11:39 2017 No.9812981 >>9812311 >sighs in Korean

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 9 09:18:37 2017 No.9812996 File: 187 KB, 466x492, 1511892388068.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9811502 >soup with chopsticks

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 9 09:33:13 2017 No.9813026 >>9811966 Why are vegans against eating wood pulp?

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 9 09:34:00 2017 No.9813027 >>9812836 celebral palsy or whatever its called. same thing the kid from breaking bad has

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 9 09:36:18 2017 No.9813033 >>9811428 I feel bad for you if you're that bitter.

>>	Acbn !7CUUUUUUUU Sat Dec 9 09:37:22 2017 No.9813035 More Jack

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 9 09:38:16 2017 No.9813039 File: 2.86 MB, 480x270, home made cheese cake.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9813035 ok

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 9 09:38:49 2017 No.9813040 >>9811648 But they can see the thumbnail. Why isn’t the first second of it something else then the rest that message?

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 9 09:39:15 2017 No.9813041 >>9811447 I do this when painting with a brush.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 9 09:42:04 2017 No.9813052 >>9812820 I want to marry a disabled girl like this.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 9 09:44:29 2017 No.9813059 >>9813033 Anyone who interacts with females is bitter that they are so useless and disgusting. That includes women.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 9 09:46:22 2017 No.9813064 >>9813059 >>>/r9k/

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 9 09:53:34 2017 No.9813079 >>9812941 >Oil is ice cold >Still drops the steak in out of fear of burning himself, dangerously spilling oil all over the place and increasing the risks of an oil fire/burns How terrible can one man be

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 9 09:54:08 2017 No.9813080 File: 571 KB, 1280x720, jack opens a twist-off beer.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9813035

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 9 11:03:36 2017 No.9813285 File: 2.73 MB, 640x360, soyboy.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9810827

Anonymous Sat Dec 9 11:08:17 2017 No.9813300

>>9811484
I don't really get the whole onion crying thing, not once in my life have I experienced even the slightest tearing up while cutting an onion. Am I immune or have I just been unknowingly cutting onions correctly my whole life? I dont even know what the "correct" way is because I've never had an issue.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 9 11:10:31 2017 No.9813310 >>9811575 Do you have the entire video? I wanna see this guy actually chug 4 beers at once, with his setup you are forced to commit because if you stop and put it down all of the beer will just spill out lol

>>	chop Sat Dec 9 11:13:34 2017 No.9813320 >>9813310 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qW4cksn1OuM

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 9 11:16:40 2017 No.9813333 >>9813320 Damn, I don't know how people can chug like that, I don't think I could do that with 4 bottles of water without stopping at least once.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 9 11:19:19 2017 No.9813342 >>9812926 My friend allways use a scissor to cut the pizza. But I'am not autistic so I don't (Stopped) Judgeing him.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 9 11:35:17 2017 No.9813401 >>9812674 Dude choked him so hard he turned into Denzel Washington.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 9 11:36:26 2017 No.9813405 >>9812945 youtube-dl and ffmpeg

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 9 11:49:08 2017 No.9813452 >>9813079 >increasing the risks of an oil fire/burns he splashed a small amount of oil, he's not going to start a fire you fucking mong

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 9 12:00:34 2017 No.9813496 >>9812965 kys

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 9 12:01:11 2017 No.9813498 File: 3.73 MB, 320x240, 1465223802567.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9813080 >literally can't even open a bottle with a bottle opener

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 9 12:05:51 2017 No.9813510 File: 2.88 MB, 360x360, Bacon-Wrapped Jalepeno Popper Dogs.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9811468 you never heard of gloves?

Anonymous Sat Dec 9 12:10:46 2017 No.9813525
File: 1.75 MB, 640x360, cow.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>9813405
>>9812945
just use ffmpeg with 1 quick command:

ffmpeg -i candy2.mp4 -ss 00:00:22.000 -to 00:00:48.900 -c:v libvpx -crf 20 -b:v 500K -vf scale=750:-1 -filter:v "setpts=1*PTS" -an candy2.webm

1*PTS = Speed
-crf (5-60) = quality
750 = width in px
500k = bitrate
-ss = start time
-to = end time
-i = inputfile.mp4
-an = outputfile.webm

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 9 12:13:26 2017 No.9813533 >>9812233 That took way longer than I thought it would

>>	chop Sat Dec 9 12:14:32 2017 No.9813538 >>9812946 >>9813405 >>9813525 Thanks!

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 9 12:16:38 2017 No.9813546 >>9812268 I thought they stopped doing food records because people were giving themselves diabetes to win pointless titles She's pretty cute tho

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 9 12:18:43 2017 No.9813555 >>9812188 Me too. I also like to rub some of the juice under my eyes. Masochism is weird.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 9 12:19:22 2017 No.9813557 >>9812268 keep on keeping on

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 9 12:22:55 2017 No.9813569 File: 2.78 MB, 360x360, Easy Steak.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 9 12:23:14 2017 No.9813571 File: 1.17 MB, 1385x1063, 790-cart.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9811505 reminds me of 790 from lexx

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 9 12:23:48 2017 No.9813574 File: 2.75 MB, 360x360, Gourmet Steak.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9813569

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 9 12:31:16 2017 No.9813596 >>9813574 this is weirdly decent

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 9 12:38:13 2017 No.9813610 >>9812814 I actually had this. It's pretty fucking good. Not something I'd eat all the time, but for a one-off thing I was surprised by how much I liked it.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 9 12:41:40 2017 No.9813619 >>9812849 who names their kid Cerebral lol

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 9 12:58:21 2017 No.9813671 File: 2.49 MB, 350x353, Mirror Cake.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 9 13:08:12 2017 No.9813697 >>9811468 >>9811484 Call me crazy but I've never had a problem with my skin burning after chopping jalapenos or crying around onions If scientists would like to study my dna I will gladly provide samples

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 9 13:27:17 2017 No.9813746 File: 2.93 MB, 1280x720, I'll Give You Something To Cry About.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9813697 you crazy

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 9 13:27:53 2017 No.9813750 >>9812836 >this is why you don't use kitchenaide I use the fuck out of my kitchenaide. But not for stuff I can literally do quicker and easier with my hands.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 9 13:30:14 2017 No.9813758 >>9812886 actually on my current trajectory that's about the best I can hope for

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 9 13:35:27 2017 No.9813774 >>9813671 I don't eat sweets but visually that's incredible

Anonymous Sat Dec 9 13:35:28 2017 No.9813775

>>9813697
Our family cooks a lot with hot pepper and never in our lives used glove or any protection when cutting them. We are white by the way. The only place I have seen this glove thing is on /ck/ so I am pretty sure it is some meme pushed by kikefeed or something.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 9 13:36:09 2017 No.9813777 File: 2.29 MB, 720x420, 1502043786455.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 9 13:37:08 2017 No.9813780 >>9811505 >>9812056 How is that bad?

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 9 13:37:08 2017 No.9813781 >>9813569 It triggers me how much he is touching the meat in the hot pan. Otherwise looks tasty.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 9 13:38:17 2017 No.9813787 >>9812836 >and this is why you don't let Jack in the kitchen FIFY

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 9 13:39:58 2017 No.9813795 >>9813498 Is that that fucking Slav Dendy video?

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 9 13:41:00 2017 No.9813798 >>9811575 Why would anyone want to do this?

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 9 13:42:07 2017 No.9813802 >>9811591 That looks more appetizing than the canned bread I have seen in an MRE video

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 9 13:43:00 2017 No.9813806 >>9813798 Boredom, for kudos or youtube views?

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 9 13:43:17 2017 No.9813808 >>9811648 Why would an iphone user even come to this thread, faggot?

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 9 13:44:51 2017 No.9813815 >>9811764 >she didn't have time fo dat

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 9 13:46:30 2017 No.9813823 File: 33 KB, 704x396, ANSWER THE FUCKING DENWA KYON YOU FUCKING FAGGOT I HATE YOU.jfif.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9812336 KYON-KUN DENWA

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 9 13:50:01 2017 No.9813837 >>9813823 Why does she sit like that?

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 9 13:50:55 2017 No.9813841 File: 57 KB, 620x670, 1471106146395.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9810827 This is the first time I visit this board and I fucking love this place already.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 9 13:51:24 2017 No.9813843 >>9812272 look at me look at me look at me hey, look at me, love I can even do this with my eyes closed seriously, look at me LOOK AT ME I USED TO BE RELEVANT AND NOW I CAN"T COPE WITH BEING A LOSER

Anonymous Sat Dec 9 13:51:34 2017 No.9813844
File: 504 KB, 1080x1080, spinning think.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>9813525
I'm trying to wrap my head around this cow. What are the benefits of installing this device on one? Surely a cow will happily eat enough that you'll never need to suplement it extras through a fancy hole in its stomach.
Could it be that this cow in particular has some kind of eating issues, and putting a hole in their side to allow for manual insertion of food was the best method?
But what's even more curious is that it's such a clean modification, whoever did it was obviously proud of their work.
The surgery would absolutely be expensive, and it might just be easier to slaughter the cow for food.

So I'm thinking that this cow is... loved? Or is it the first of its kind - a testament that if we wanted to, we can definitely do this.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 9 13:52:39 2017 No.9813849 >>9813837 Maybe her butt hurts.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 9 13:53:50 2017 No.9813854 >>9813844 It's so they can study how cow digestion works. Seriously. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cannulated_cow

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 9 13:57:19 2017 No.9813864 >>9813854 Jesus fucking christ. I'm so morbidly fascinated. I'm assuming (hoping) this is for the good of the cows, I wonder how it impacts their psychology.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 9 13:58:21 2017 No.9813865 >>9812553 I'll be coming back at you with something new, or old. alright cool cya

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 9 14:01:10 2017 No.9813874 >>9813864 It's a fucking cow, it doesn't give a shit.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 9 14:02:16 2017 No.9813879 File: 18 KB, 240x280, 1510900190555.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9812553

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 9 14:04:43 2017 No.9813891 >>9812926 Koreans use scissors to cut pretty much everything in the kitchen, shit's crazy.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 9 14:06:07 2017 No.9813899 File: 2.87 MB, 640x800, Flaming Pizza.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9813891 Just for old times sake

Anonymous Sat Dec 9 14:10:06 2017 No.9813912

>>9813874
Yeah, having done a bit of research on it, results have shown that the cows are actually pretty indifferent about it. In fact they often end up healthier than regular cows since their health is so closely monitored.
Then having one in a herd is better since you can take the healthy bacteria from the hole'd cow and give it to the unhealthy cows.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b7TY9t0VBxU
Naturally, YouTube comments are retarded as shit.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 9 14:11:39 2017 No.9813920 >>9813899 That whole burning thing was absolutely unnecessary. Looks like the dumbest shit to be honest - I bet it's squid ink dough some other meme bullshit and the fucking fan fair like every other meme place.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 9 14:16:18 2017 No.9813936 >>9812879 >grown man >doll house

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 9 14:18:37 2017 No.9813944 >>9812383 the future is now...

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 9 14:25:26 2017 No.9813975 >>9813944 CAUSE WE DRIPPIN FLAVOR

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 9 14:27:23 2017 No.9813986 >>9812966 >>9812942 >>9812932 is she a competitive eater or just a weird food fetish youtuber

Anonymous Sat Dec 9 14:28:43 2017 No.9813993

>>9813986
Story goes she has some condition where her stomach never stops expanding until there's phsycially no more room due to her other organs.

As a result she always feels hungry and can consume insane amounts of food. So she did the responsible thing and eats mountains of food on youtube

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 9 14:37:14 2017 No.9814018 File: 1013 KB, 339x242, 1500002207343.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9811648 >he doesn't know about The Chan with native webm support

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 9 14:40:32 2017 No.9814027 why don't we have webm with sound support?

Anonymous Sat Dec 9 14:42:50 2017 No.9814036

>>9814027
Original logic was to avoid screamers all over the place.

Nowadays gookmoot is too lazy and was using removing webm support altogether as a threat to buy 4chan passes because they "use too much bandwidth"

There's usually a >>>/wsg//ck/ thread for audio

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 9 14:42:51 2017 No.9814037 >>9813993 thats gotta suck she should probably just eat like a bunch of fucking vegetables instead of 90000 hamburgers

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 9 14:46:19 2017 No.9814050 >>9814036 i miss moot mk1

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 9 15:01:11 2017 No.9814105 >>9813774 >I don't eat sweets What's your address so we can mail you your trophy?

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 9 15:03:56 2017 No.9814115 >>9811581 Only autistic weeb faggots would orgiami their junk food packages. And we're pretending that you actually don't eat the entire bag of whatever it is you open.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 9 15:29:58 2017 No.9814199 >>9812712 The ones that are "going along with it" are samefag posts from the guy that posted it.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 9 15:30:41 2017 No.9814200 >>9813026 >>9812668 Keep in mind that by "wood pulp" what they actually mean is cellulose or plant matter, they're literally saying this thing vegans eat is awful because it's used in a dairy product

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 9 15:34:02 2017 No.9814212 >>9811867 But then you'd suffocate

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 9 16:23:07 2017 No.9814369 >>9811368 Humanity has reached it's next stage in evolution

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 9 16:32:04 2017 No.9814396 >>9813844 10/10

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 9 16:43:30 2017 No.9814437 >>9813774 yes you do fatty

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 9 16:47:24 2017 No.9814454 >>9814437 >you can't be fat if you don't eat sweets

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 9 16:54:44 2017 No.9814479 File: 4 KB, 190x190, 1439997272433.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9813849 From what?

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 9 16:57:36 2017 No.9814488 >>9814454 >fatty logic

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 9 17:04:40 2017 No.9814517 >>9811580 because you don't cook you fucking anonymous retard.

Anonymous Sat Dec 9 17:05:16 2017 No.9814519

>>9814036
>Original logic was to avoid screamers all over the place.
That's still good logic. There's too many immature, basement dwelling millennials here going around with their epic trolling attempts for you apes to be trusted with the responsibility of having sound.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 9 17:06:20 2017 No.9814525 >>9814519 >millennials so, you? Read about this word meaning, it will blow your young, underaged mind

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 9 17:07:00 2017 No.9814528 >>9814519 Screamers would be there at the start, but people would get over them quickly, like they did on /gif/ and /wsg/

Anonymous Sat Dec 9 17:11:29 2017 No.9814540

>>9814525
>implying

>>9814528
Yeah, maybe. Also banning for them would probably help. Though I think part of the reasoning is to encourage video posting to stay on the gif boards, otherwise they would become obsolete in a way. And to an extent bandwidth issues as well.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 9 17:17:56 2017 No.9814569 >>9812941 this man is legit retarded

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 9 17:27:16 2017 No.9814607 File: 774 KB, 640x640, Erotic Cakes.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 9 17:34:13 2017 No.9814630 >>9812942 every fucking time

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 9 17:34:43 2017 No.9814633 >>9814607 Chinaman cheesecake.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 9 17:35:44 2017 No.9814639 >>9814607 i wanna fuck those cakes

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 9 17:37:42 2017 No.9814651 >>9811648 please stop posting this on every webm board. we know iPhones are horrid. but they can also see and read the thumbnail

Anonymous Sat Dec 9 17:45:33 2017 No.9814681

>>9811966
try harder. just because some stuff is blended doesn't mean it's not food.

also you would be amazed what humans had to do to figure out how to make some foods edible. even plenty of plants you likely eat had to be specially processed to make you not die from eating it. such as poi

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 9 17:51:01 2017 No.9814705 File: 2.53 MB, 1280x720, Dog Drink.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 9 17:52:57 2017 No.9814712 >>9812252 need more women doing these

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 9 17:54:24 2017 No.9814720 >>9814705 holy shit no wonder they're so good at licking pussy

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 9 18:07:58 2017 No.9814783 >>9812820 this is why women shouldn't cook.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 9 18:09:42 2017 No.9814793 >>9814746

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 9 18:09:47 2017 No.9814794 File: 1.99 MB, 270x216, 1392421181812.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9812702 this one?

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 9 18:17:09 2017 No.9814815 also have some pizza

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 9 18:26:48 2017 No.9814854 >>9813777 I'm going to assume this isn't work safe

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 9 19:34:46 2017 No.9815139 >>9812826 Jack just can't comprehend how retarded he is, I wish he would give up already

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 9 19:35:25 2017 No.9815142 >>9811575 Damn that's a great idea. I need to try this

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 9 19:51:41 2017 No.9815221 >>9811374 >your razor is so dull you have to use it like a saw to cut through a fucking egg carton

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 9 20:48:32 2017 No.9815408 >>9812820 >>9812849 >Last time on AMC's Baking Bad...

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 9 20:50:15 2017 No.9815414 >>9813285 that webm should come with a dose of truvada

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 9 21:19:45 2017 No.9815524 >>9811966 the girl eating the greek yogurt was cute

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 9 21:41:49 2017 No.9815579 >>9811904 Magic chinaman candy

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 9 21:48:41 2017 No.9815595 >>9812965 Your kind should be rangebanned.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 9 21:48:49 2017 No.9815596 >>9814783 She has cerebral palsy you shitlard

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 9 21:50:50 2017 No.9815603 >>9813936 Most dollhouse and miniature makers are man.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 9 21:54:07 2017 No.9815612 >>9813777 Wait that's not a sugar glaze.. Wait a minute.. That's..hmm

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 9 21:54:48 2017 No.9815614 >>9813777 Does that cake needs ten men to complete it?

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 9 21:55:20 2017 No.9815618 >>9814633 STOP DOING THAT

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 9 23:08:56 2017 No.9815842 >>9815596 that's what they all say when they try to cook.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 9 23:20:31 2017 No.9815873 File: 70 KB, 1280x720, maxresdefault.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9812333 >that filename

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 10 00:41:58 2017 No.9816117 >>9812399 filename works even better because he looks like douglas adams

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 10 01:11:40 2017 No.9816218 >>9815603 Why do you even know that?

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 10 01:27:37 2017 No.9816272 File: 79 KB, 260x276, 1411086736153.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9814720

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 10 02:07:13 2017 No.9816389 >>9812532 She can't walk

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 10 03:02:58 2017 No.9816511 >>9811648 Why would an Iphone user enter a webm thread

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 10 03:35:38 2017 No.9816591 >>9813841 You will learn to hate it very soon

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 10 03:56:48 2017 No.9816630 >>9813837 To increase her deductive abilities

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 10 04:00:50 2017 No.9816637 >>9812547 Lime on lime isn't?

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 10 04:31:48 2017 No.9816693 >>9813574 Overcooked

Anonymous Sun Dec 10 05:42:24 2017 No.9816861

>>9811872
>>9811877
>>9811961
>>9813040
>>9813808
>>9814651
>>9816511
>Buttmad ishit users

>>9812631
>>9812712
>I need to sideload data to an entirely different application to view a well establish web video format because every browser allowed on my device has to rely on the same overly restricted, outdadated framework

>>9811814
>>9814018
>Paying for a 4chan app

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 10 05:43:20 2017 No.9816865 >>9814705 >Tongue folds backwards to cup water This confuses me a lot more than it should

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