/ck/ - Food & Cooking

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>>9813062
I like forks. Fite me in reel life, eye dare U

>>9813105
Don't hate, potato bake.

>>9813062
>>9813105
>Wanting to limit yourselves and your delicious dishes by your cutlery
>Not seeing the superiority and versatility of the spork
I'm fucking tired of these idiotic brainlets ruining our culinary culture. They should be eradicated.

>>9813137
You think a spork is superior?
A utensil that's a shitty fork, and an even shittier spoon, mashed together. It's the autism of utensils.

>not using your fingers like a poo in the loo

What the dangus

Spoons are underrated. Forks and knives get all the respect, but spoons are universally used by eastern and western society.

>>9813137
You don't get a fucking spork at a Micheline hatted restaurant m8

>>9813137
>>9813143
Make way, true patrician utensil coming through.

>>9814032
Maybe at the cheap ones you go to, nigger.

Too bad you need to be +18 to buy a spoon in the UK

>>9813062
Cant see how big that spoon is, but it looks like a teaspoon, or possibly a chef's plating spoon.
I prefer the round sexy curves of a boullion spoon myself.

>>9814385
oooh mama

Is, is this a cp embedded image dump?

I've noticed flips use spoons for everything. The older ones told me it's because of all the GI mess kits that were left behind during the war and reconstruction. Guess they were eating with their hands before then.

>>9814355
>Daily Mail
Literally the shittiest publication in the UK.

>>9813062
I'll be honest, I'm pretty picky about spoons.

The bowl has to have the right shape - it needs to be and deep enough to hold a decent amount of soup, but not too large so it feels awkward to fit in my mouth, or so deep that I have to tip it at a jaunty angle to use.

It has to be thick enough to be sturdy, but not so think that it is unable to properly scrape/scoop small items.

It has to have a handle that is large enough to be comfortable, but no so large to be intrusive.

It has to be made out of durable materials that will resist rust and corrosion for decades.

Spoons are pretty good, but it's hard to find a good spoon.

>>9816177
We need a quest for the perfect spoon.

Does anyone else steal spoons when they go out to restaurants?

>>9816872
Too much po po around but I wouldnt either way

>>9816876
Where the fuck do you go out to eat? The doughnut shop?

>>9816891
My point was I can afford spoons and stealing is not right

FUCK spoons.
Spoon genocide when?

>>9816908
Don't hate, potato bake.

For me it's trongs.

>>9817086
One of the classier eating tools.

>>9816147
>Daily Mail
>Literally the shittiest publication in the UK.
ahm, the sun?

>>9816177
>bowl
>soup
you animal. soup plates exist for a reason, we're not having fucking cereal here.

>>9818653
>soup plates

Ooh, look at this hoity toity! I'll bet you have matching silverware, plates and glasses instead of a mishmash of whatever costs virtually nothing at garage sales.

>inb4 poorfag

Nog, I'm not poor because I avoid pretentious bs.

I think spoons are pretty good.

>>9813062

Chopstick is the true ultimate eating utensil. Any other answer is false

>>9820626
Can you eat soup with a chopstick?

>>9820641
Yes. You scoop the solids with it and drink the soup. Taht's how you eat miso soup. You can eat porridge with it too.

>>9820646
porridge, explain!

>>9820646
... With one chopstick?

>>9820668
Old men in asia still use it for rice porridge. You scoop a bit but scoop it fast. Toppings such as eggs, tofu, or youtiau (fried doughnut) also helps to lift the amount of porridge. The trick is to eat it when it is hot, since the porridge is thicker. When it is less thick, do it like soup.
>>9820681
It is not a chopstick when it is a stick. Neverthless you can do it as westerners do, stabbing things and eat it.

>>9816872

>>9813062
Polly, get off my board!

>>9820626
Yare yare daze

>>9821719
I will fart in your handbag.

>>9818822
>hoity toity!
>pretentious bs.
next thing you'll argue that eating with your non-poop-wiping hand is pretentious too. not everyone lives like you do, ranjid.

>>9816872
No, but I do like to steal cloth napkins. I dont even know why, I pretty much never use them.