/ck/ - Food & Cooking

I have never truly been hungry or without desirable food in my life

rice.

I don't understand the question.

>>9821972
>being THIS american

>>9821997
Obsessed.
Also a lot of americans live in poverty given their population, do I'd argue they know more about desperation and starvation than yourself.

>>9821966
Who the hell eats ice cubes on a sandwich?

>>9822071
It's a facebook meme.

I chug salad dressing when I'm out of food

>>9822091
once when homeless I drank a bottle of mustard

>>9821966
I know on a carnival cruise that lost all power due to some fire in the engine room, and was lost at sea, serve ketchup and onion sandwiches to the passengers for days on end.

The hallways were filled with piss, poop, and puke, as people were using them as restrooms since the toilets stopped working.

Imagine having no lights, being trapped with a bunch of people who are pssing, puking, and crapping in the hall outside your door, and only having onion and ketchup sandwiches to eat.

https://www.eater.com/2013/2/12/6481049/the-culinary-disaster-aboard-a-cruise-ship-lost-at-sea

>>9821966
I'll put a piece of cheese on some wonder bread nuke it in the microwave and pour gravy on it.

>spaghetti with salt and olive oil was a staple
>wheat with tomato sauce
>lots of bread
>lots of olive oil
>smoking and water to reduce hunger
I was on a budget of 40 euro per week which is enough but I often did dumb shit. Now that I eat a lot and stopped smoking I gained a lot of muscle.

>>9822005

You have to be retarded, an abused child whose parents blow the food stamps on steaks to sell for cigs, or stranded in the wilderness to actually starve in america.

>>9822136
Why didn't you beg outside for food or ask restaurants for their leftovers of the day?

>>9822113
Why wouldn't they piss, shit, and puke into the sea?

>>9822196
They might fall overboard if they put their asses over the rail, probably some conservation laws or something as well, but it happened... ask them why they were taking shits in the halls.

>>9822103
Why didn't your parents or relatives or friends take you in and feed you?

Or you could've put an ad on craigslist for people with sexual fetishes, like let someone who has a diaper fetish put you in a crib, diaper you, and feed you, or people wioth foot fetishes to suck on your toes for a burger and some fries, ya know?

Worst I can think was when I had to eat uncooked ramen blocks and MREs when hiking once because the stove broke and was low on water. Not like you really care what you eat when hiking though.

>>9822222
checked

>>9822215
You live in a messed up world.

My parents were out shopping and I was too young to be able to cook cook so I got two pieces of bread, some A1 steak sauce, and a mini 3 musketeers bar. Hong Kong Phooey was on the tv as I ate that sandwich.

I lost my job and I would go downtown at lunch and see what kind of leftovers I could get out of the trash. It was kind of thrill to find something nice. Chipotle and Subway were the best hauls and there were always waffle fries at the trash can by Chik-fil-a. Also, there were some abandoned sliders and boneless wings from Hooters. Never got sick once.

I have enough money to buy food now but I still get the urge to go dumpster diving.

>>9822005
>obsessed
haha:d
haha obsessed haha :D
u r obsessed haha :d
obsessed :D

I wasn't super poor but poor enough I had to buy very cheap groceries. But anyway I was a grad student under a lot of pressure to perform, so I was basically doing research every waking minute I had. I couldn't afford to buy food on campus and I felt like I didn't have enough time to make a real meal (pretty dumb I know) but I used to add raw oatmeal to cold water, swirl it around, and then just drink it. I ate this for at least 2 meals a day everyday for weeks just because it was fast and cheap. Always felt like puking after. Fucking stupid of me.

>>9822195
I should have done that, I'd lend small amounts of money from friends to buy some food.

Moneys kinda tight but it works

>>9821966
onion "soup"

two onions cooked in water with a little salt.

>>9822513
>can afford salt

Wow does your butler cook it for you to

>>9822005
>I'd argue they know more about desperation and starvation than yourself.
Our poor people are our fattest.
Being "poor" in the US just means you can't afford anything remotely healthy.

>>9822525
This nigga legit. He so poor, he can't afford the second "o" in "too".

Curried cauliflower.

Rice and mustard

>>9821966
Ice would rob you of calories by lowering your internal temperature, therefore starving your further.

>>9821966
>hotdog sandwich
cooked hotdogs between two slices of white bread, with some ketchup, mustard, and if I'm feeling fancy, a slice of cheese

I actually don't mind eating it.

>>9822424
Do you get that urge when not hungry? Also could you describe it? Do you suddenly go into like a instinctual scavenger mode?

>>9822429
oman someone triggered tumblr

>>9822447
Put your finger on it

I ate nothing but millet for a week once.
Yes it was a bag of bird seed.

>>9823017
Can't, ate it last night. But it was real.

>>9822429
>american
haha:d
haha american haha :D
u r american haha :d
american :D

>>9823036
Did it taste good?

microwave an egg on bread that has butter/creamcheese. lather the other slice of bread with mayo and you just created a 2 minute egg sandwich.

>>9823083
My go to is white rice with an egg or two cracked and mixed in and nuked a little bit. Costs like 20 cents at the high end if you include butter or other shit.

>>9823010

>Do you get that urge when not hungry?
Yes, and terribly enough, my job is busboy.

>Also could you describe it? Do you suddenly go into like a instinctual scavenger mode?

It is... surreal.

>>9822222
Nice get

>>9823043
... What the fuck!?

>>9823228

Cannulated cows, they use them to study the quality of what they eat.

>>9822539
Not true. Poor people just generally make poor decisions regarding their health. It's easy and to buy ingredients for healthy meals.

>>9822222
I...I actually like uncooked ramen. Sprinkle about half of the seasoning on both bricks after separating them and it's sort of like eating chips.

>>9822119
poor man's welsh rarebit
probably pretty good

>>9823043
what the motherfuck is this

>>9821966
I saw an adult eating cereal once.

>>9823426
Cannulated cows, they use them to study the quality of what they eat.

>>9823434
Pretty cool & I'm sure people have learned a lot from it, which is great since industrial agriculture and meat production is legit the most awful shit for our environment, but it sure is sad seeing that cow walking around in the field with shit sloshing out of her plug

>>9823493
Well, they usually close it. But now that you mention it I'm sure there's stupid farmhand somewhere that forgot to close the plug. What would happen when the cow lays down. What if it rolled on it's back?

>>9823043
wat

>>9823519
Cannulated cows, they use them to study the quality of what they eat.

fucking cabbage
it's half decent just fried, goes well with rice or pasta and if you ferment it you won't get a scurvy, ever. That is some extreme poorfagggorty tho I think 100% of poorfags here are frozen pizza ""poor"".

>>9823228
gas tank.

A box of macaroni tossed in raspberry vinaigrette salad dressing.

>>9822539

they can they just dont

dumb=fat=poor

Barbecue sauce on pasta.

>>9823683
>barbecue sauce
Am I the only one who hates it? I find it far too sweet.

>>9822196
In my experience working at a hotel in a relatively large port city, most cruise ship passengers are fat and stupid. They're basically the human equivalent of cattle, so they either didn't consider it, weren't physically capable of doing it or were told not to and obeyed even though the alternative was far worse.

>>9823255
>>9823669
I mean granted, being poor correlates a lot with dumb decision-making, but a lot of the urban poor (which is probably most poor people) live in so-called "Food deserts" where all the nearby stores are the kinds that don't sell many perishables.

>>9822113
That captain should be been shot and hanged. I would have gone full sea pirate and given guest's a ration of water with alcohol, bread, and any foods that would soon expire. Then, I'd have my crew make sure that any subhuman hallway shitters were made to walk the plank.

>>9822447
What exactly is that between the bread?

>>9823706
I was on a Caribbean cruise and it was my first time being exposed to large numbers of Americans in person. Make no mistake about it, the memes are real.

>>9823043
nice maté

>>9822215
Are those options superior to drinking mustard in you opinion?

>>9822113
>>9822196
>>9822205
>>9823706
>>9823745

The passengers were apparently playing it up for the cameras, probably so they could sue later:

https://www.washingtontimes.com/news/2013/feb/19/carnival-cruise-hell-featured-movie-night-bingo-an/

>Frustrated passengers regaled the nation with tales of food shortages, overflowing toilets and dank, sewage-filled hallways — an experience Mr. Draut said he and his wife certainly did not share.

>“We only had a small amount of water on our bathroom floor, we had running water — no hot water — and plenty of food,” Mr. Draut said. “The conditions on the ship were not as bad as you were led to believe.”

>The passenger even uploaded photos to his Facebook and Flickr accounts of plates full of food, makeshift comedy shows and singalongs.

>He posted photos of resupply ships, which delivered food and ice for the passengers and crew. The “onion sandwich” myth came about, he said, because some people were loading up their burgers with extra meat.

>Mr. Draut, who holds a degree in journalism, said that on the last night before docking, he was waiting in line to charge his phone and overheard two girls talking with the media.

>“I was eating chicken fajitas and shrimp cocktails. They’re sitting in deck chairs charging their phones and telling some TV station how god-awful it was,” he said. “It was not god-awful.”

Shit like potatoes, onions, and eggs are so fucking cheap you have to be retarded not to utilize them. Rice especially is also extremely cheap at any chink store.

>>9823765
People will pay an insane amount of money to fulfill their niche fetishes.

>>9823746
I think it's a hot-pocket

Growing up my mom would make lettuce sandwiches. Not for dinner, mind you, but it was just white bread, mayo, lettuce (off the head, ofcourse) ans salt n pepper. Actually quite enjoyable, good mouthfeel. Maybe it's just the nostalgia.

>>9823870
I used to make BLTs until I eventually just realized I didn't need the bacon at all.

>>9823788
jesus christ americans are truly degenerates

>>9822424
>>9823110
how the fuck do you even get food from there

the dumpsters are disgusting as fuck from the outside

>>9822196
They were Indian

>flour
>water
>sugar
Kind of crappy pancakes, seared on pan. Lived with such as dinner for a week.

>>9822168
You have no idea what you're talking about

>>9822290
If you're hungry your hungry and wouldn't you loved to be paid just for someone to suck on your toes or diaper you and you don't have to lift a finger?

>>9821966
So many crappy suggestions. i used to just dumpster dive the main grocery chain around my neighbourhood for stuff that survives dumpsters.

You don't save money, you find free money.
I had days where I'd get shit like 20 pounds of pasta only expired by a couple of days still packaged.

>>9824163
No yeast :(

>>9823788
That's propaganda by Carnival Cruises to try and discredit guest claims. They wanted just to give people a free pass on another Cruise, no payment or anything, so of course they're going to try and spin it for their benefit.

McDonalds did the same thing to the woman who spilled coffee on herself, they had ignored for years hundreds of complaints about the coffee being too damn hot, and the woman just asked that they pay her medical bills which was actually not all that expensive, they refused, she took them to court, and the jury was so outraged by Mcdonald's We don't give a fuck attitude that they decided they wanted to awared the lady two days worth of McDonalds Coffee sales, that amount of course was severly decreased, but McDonalds spent a ton of money trying to spin the story to make the woman look like a con artist and it worked.

Never trust corporate narratives, it's usually bunk in order for them to make bank.

>>9824232
prove it jew

>>9823788
>>Mr. Draut, who holds a degree in journalism,

Spotted the liar.

>>9822525
He doesn't have to buy salt it's from his tears falling while he chopped the onions.

Lived off of hardtack for a while, its very enjoyable to eat.
Though you need to eat a lot of fiber with it or else it will back you up something fierce

>>9824232
>hundreds of complaints about the coffee being too damn hot
Except that's still bullshit. You buy it, you're responsible for what happens to you with it. Lowes sells a hammer that can break the fuck out of my thumb but if I hit myself with it that's still my fault.
>muh corporate narrative
contrarians pls go.

I regularly have pasta with various condiments.
Feel lots of regret and shame every time.

>>9822447
where do i get a jesus toaster and how will it benefit me

my best dishes usually come out when i have limited ingredients.

the one time i had almost literally nothing, though, it was sautéed onions inside a tortilla with bbq and hot sauce. truly depressing

>>9824777
Except at the time, McDonalds both didn't warn customers buying their coffee that their coffee was the temperature of napalm, and also, they were selling fucking coffee napalm. McDonalds was in the wrong, you fat, gluttonous fuck.

>>9825118
>buy coffee
>expect it to not be hot
>drop it directly on your genitals
>wahhh lawsuit pls gib monee

>>9823510
Cows don't ever lay on their back. They just lay on their stomach, but they stand most of the time anyway.

Also that cow probably doesn't go out to pasture much so they can better monitor what it's eating.

>>9825164
more like
>buy coffee
>expect it to be hot
>accidentally spill it on yourself
>proceed to get third degree burns

HUH MAYBE COFFEE DOESNT NEED TO BE 88 °C

I eat lots of peanut butter & almond butter sandwiches. Cheap, energy dense can be decent in protein if one gets the right kind of bread.

>>9825177
>>accidentally spill it on yourself
>accidentally
>spill
>on yourself
Huh! It's almost like it was entirely your fucking fault. But you're right, maybe it doesn't need to be that hot, after all the gun pressed to my head every morning forcing me to get coffee at mcdicks is too goddamn scary for me to avoid this in any way. Fuck off commie scum.

>>9825193
>people frequently spill their coffee
>make your coffee hot enough to seriously injure someone and fuse their genitals together even though it doesn't need to be anywhere near that hot
>surprise surprise, someone spilled the ludicrously hot coffee and injured themselves
>fuck how are we getting held accountable for this bros nooooooooooo
MMmmm I love corporate cock the only person who could possibly be against a corporation doing something stupid is a communist I have no argument please give me more semen my corporate jewish overlords

>>9825201
>>people frequently spill their coffee
Those people should stop being such clumsy cunts then. What you do with a product after you've bought and paid for it is entirely your responsibility. What coffee you buy, and by extension the temperature that it's at is again entirely your responsibility, the lawsuit was frivolous trash and encouraging that attitude further divorces the mouthbreathers in our society of ever having to face consequences for a single thing they do.
>oh you dropped coffee in your lap and got burned? here's a million dollars
>oh you got a worthless college degree and drove yourself 50k in debt at the age of 23? it's k, we'll just forgive those loans
>oh you didn't bother to use birth control and now have 3 shitty trash children to go with your shitty trash life? Here's a bunch of money to raise them and a cushy TLC show to show teenage girls around the country that it's not that weird to be pregnant at 16
Fuck you and everyone like you. You think you can hide your sniveling and whining under the guise of bland as shit anti-corporatism with a light peppering of edgy /pol/ antisemitism so you can fit on 4chin.com and it's fucking pathetic.

I had $15 to live on for a month once. I bought two cans of spam, a loaf of bread, three cans of beans, 12 packets of ramen, and once a week I went to the mexican farmers and bought 4 eggs.
I ended the month with more beans and noodles than I knew what to do with.

>>9825254
>spilling overly hot coffee on yourself in comparable to any of that
Nice.

>>9821966
If I was this desperate I would go to McDonald’s, nab a couple margarine packets toast the bread, and feel like I have retained a tiny shred of dignity.

>>9822424
>boneless wings

Nobody should have to live like this.

>>9825286
You're right, not spilling coffee on yourself is much easier than resisting cycles of poverty brought on from unplanned pregnancies, or convincing your boomer parents you don't need to go to college. Spilling your coffee takes a real idiot.

>>9825310
>cycles of poverty brought on from unplanned pregnancies
>implying niggers aren't poor and knocked up because they're stupid

dohoho

>>9821966
eggs
for a month
then
grilled cheese
for a month
then
expired sardines
for a month
then
etc.

>>9825310
I really hope you're getting paid for these posts, but I don't know if your employer would approve of your angry tone.

>>9822436
I don’t get why you didn’t just nuke the water. I mean if you have time to take a piss you have time to throw water in a microwave and take it back out so you could at least eat real oatmeal.

>>9825323
>le everyone who doesn't fall in lockstep with my 2009-tier hippie bitching about THE CORPORATIONS MAN is a shill meme

>>9822539
>>9823355
I’ve eaten healthy meals and unhealthy meals. The difference?

Cheap meals are quicker, little to no prep and are pre-seasoned with salt, natural and artificial flavor, and more salt. However, they also make fewer servings and generally aren’t whole meals.

Healthy meals usually make many more servings but you have to do a lot more prep and pay for more servings (or keep small bits of many ingredients).

For example, macaroni and cheese.

The box is clearly cheaper to buy than buying all the individual ingredients but the box makes no more than 2-3 servings and still takes additional ingredients.

Buying cheeses, pasta, butter/milk/cream, seasonings (if you don’t have them in stock), rubs you a lot more , but you wind up with many servings of a hearty Mac and cheese.

TL;DR - I think the notion that healthy costs more is based on upfront cost of ingredients and not price per serving.

>>9822584
I’ve eaten this. Luxury meal by comparison to many other things.

>>9825344
>dude corporations can do no wrong lmao
Isn't being a conscientious consumer a key component of capitalism? When McDonalds turns what should have been a change of clothes into 3rd degree burns, in my eyes (and in the eyes of most rational people) the blame is obviously on McDonalds. They paid for the damage they caused, they changed the problem, so I'm pleased.
Being a mindless sheep who defends corporations like a rabid dog who only can repeat a mantra of "CORPORATION GOOD. ANYONE WHO OPPOSE IT IS MUH EVIL HIPPIE COMMUNIST" is not beneficial for the health of capitalism.

>>9825360
>>dude corporations can do no wrong lmao
Don't remember saying this, but no, the blame still isn't with McDicks on this one. Hammer. Broken thumb. I've said it all before and all you can say is a bloo bloo bloo corporation shill. You try to appeal to me by talking about the health of capitalism, what about the health of fucking society? Running to the court system and daddy government for every shitty thing that happens to you is the warmup act for authoritarianism and it's really sad to see people willingly defending it.

>>9822113
I'd be excited for my lawsuit money

Closest I've gotten to desperation was having nothing in the house other than some ketchup and Calise rolls (Dunno if they're popular outside of my little shithole, they're just slightly larger than average buns for like, burgers and deli sandwiches) and a ridiculously infected throat. Tossed ketchup on that shit and ate it and it helped soothe my dying esophagus.

>>9825315
>expired sardines
How is that even possible

>>9825375
Business always have to warm people about their products being potentially harmful. What's the big fucking deal?

>>9825254
Yeah this guy is right, if McDonald's wants to serve their coffee hot enough to melt your clothing into your skin that's their perogative and your a dumbass for thinking it wouldn't do so. It's entirely unreasonable for you to hold your coffee in between your legs at the drive through, the welfare state is out of control these days. I would never be the victim of any possible situation so anyone who needs help from the government for anything is a failure and deserves to suffer for it.

>>9825375
Yeah, a hammer could hurt your thumb if you're using it correctly. That ladies coffee would have burned the fuck out of her mouth if she drank it, because it was extremely too hot. She made an honest mistake, and got severely hurt by it. McDonald's was liable in that situation.

>>9823043

jesus christ what an experience that was.

>>9823731
That's because they are minorities who steal too mich shit. Fat white Americans go to Walmart.

>>9824210
No, no eggs nor yeast. Was totally broke that week and found that flour half opened

>>9824777
>>9824244
Not him, and I don't know which side of the carnival story is true, but The McDonald's coffee lady literally got 3rd degree burns from it. I think I read somewhere that it fused her vagina together. This isn't just some sue-happy asshole complaining about getting scalded. No coffee should be that hot.

Pic related. Is her after the spill

>>9821997
ha ha, you totally nailed those fucking americans.
>not starving in 2017
I mean, come on, americans. get with the program

>>9825254
Go back you /pol/ you psycho, good thing no one shares your retarded worldview

>>9823627
Cabbage is pretty good fried on top of rice with a bit of soy sauce and some sambal, maybe some peas too if available.

>>9821966
If im truly hungry and cant wait for my food to get done cooking, I'll eat a breakfast pocket or some chips

>>9821997
Glad to see that being poor and starving is a part of European culture.

>>9825177
Who even drinks cold coffee?

>>9826009
its the coffees fault when a stupid jewish Bitch drops her coffee?
nice bait

i drink loads of water, i dont eat shit food anymore even if im starving

>>9825696
>hold your coffee in between your legs at a drice thru
That's... Who the heck does that?

>>9826009
If the coffee isn't hot when you get it then it will be cold when you get around to drinking it, especially from a drive thru. If someone buys a bag of nails, keeps them between his legs while driving and his testicles get punctured, whose fault is that? The nail producer for making them too sharp?

I ate cold rice/spaghetti pasta with my bear hands.

>>9823745
No you wouldn’t have. You would have just sat in your room and jerked off, like you always do.

>>9824244
You’re called me the guy calling out corporate legal bullshit “Jew”? You are one dumb fucking nigger.

>>9821966
when I had no food after about 24 hours I just went to my parents house and made a sandwich. then my mom gave me 20 dollars for some food... do you people not have parents or friends that care about you?

>>9824254
Spotted the boomer who just started using 4chan in 2016. Die soon, boomer.

>>9821997
t. Eurocuck

bread and onions
good bread tho

you can survive on eggs, bread, beans and rice for less than $20 a month, I've done it.

>>9826632
>but I need muh burgers, chips, ice cream, donuts and candy to survive

>>9821966
Some weird kind of burger completely made in a toaster.

>vegetarian meat replacement
put in toaster for 7 minutes
>toast
roasted normaly
I put onions and picles with mayo and ketchup on it.

It tasted decent...

was gonna make a thread about this glad i searched the catalog instead...

I homebrew ricewine because its cheap and stupidly easy. Decided to mix it with some green tea and kefir and ferment again to make a steppe nomad themed alcohol experiment. So it smells fucking awful and I drank a glass and feel like I am going to die. This might be the end lads.

>>9826262
Coffee should be hot, yes, but not so hot that it fucking melts your skin.

>>9826238
White girls

>>9825694
Yea, in large part because of retarded frivilous lawsuits, the head of a hammer can chip, that chip might maybe hit you in the eye, anyone with a brain should be able to realize this. Coffee might be hot, any fucking sub-80 IQ ape should be able to understand this.
>>9825715
>it's literally impossible to assess how hot a beverage is and let it cool before sucking it down your throat
>you actually have a gun pressed to your head forcing you to buy mcdonalds coffee if it is known to be undrinkable when you first get it
>honest mistake is in any way mcdonalds fault
>>9826009
I missed the part where Ray Croc himself maliciously dumped the scalding liquid on her pussy himself, while laughing and fucking a retarded mexican kid at the same time, wow what a fucking carnival.
>>9826085
>literally call guy retarded for bringing da joos into it in an attempt to fit in
go back to /pol/ posting used to mean something

>>9823096
Do does the heat of the rice cook the egg?

>>9822215
>Or you could've put an ad on craigslist for people with sexual fetishes, like let someone who has a diaper fetish put you in a crib, diaper you, and feed you, or people wioth foot fetishes to suck on your toes for a burger and some fries, ya know?
Bruh I'll chug a fucking gallon of honey mustard dressing before I do that gay shit

>>9823043
i want a see inside doggo too

>>9827187
god damn your faggot ass is super invested in this thread. get a job, nigger!
>inb4 "uh ackshully I'm da bidness OWNER and can shitpost all day"
No one believes that shit, failure boy.

>>9824184

I guess we found the retard.

Clearly you didn't starve well enough.

Mustard flour tortilla. Honestly I'm an idiot I should have just eaten the tortilla on its own

I have a stockpile of peanut butter and crackers so when I run low on funds or fucks to give that's basically my diet until I get money/some fucks to give.

>>9823691
You are not alone.

>>9821966
I once combined a bunch of overcooked pasta with ketchup and leftover mozarella to make... I don't know what, but I wanted that past and mozarella gone. Needed the fridge clean before a longer trip.

>>9821966
Am doing OK financially but I try to eat as healthy as I know how. Buying organic and bio-dynamic can be expensive so I try to make simple, affordable and yet tasty (to me) food. Pic related is organic cabbage, onions and mincemeat served with bio-dynamically grown whole grain rice. I add a little salt to the dish and that's it. Uma delicia.

>>9827187
>Nearly die because of a coffee spill
Coffee does not need to be 190 degrees. Especially if you're handing it out to frail old ladies. There's a difference between hot and this will scald you over 16% of your body and require skin grafts if your shaky old lady hands have trouble with the lid.

>>9827413

Not really, still pretty good though. Especially with a little dash of soy sauce and some sesame seeds.

If it hasn't killed the Japs, it won't kill me.

back when i lived in london (moved because extortionate prices.. for fucking everything) me and my housemate survived on a bag of frozen peas and ketchup (literally all we had in the freezer/fridge/cupboards) for 2 days

>>9827842
Gee whiz, two whole days?!? Why, I'm surprised you poor boys didn't resort to cannibalism.

>>9823847
>

for me it's the bar-s hot dog
the best struggle food

>be me a couple of years ago, poor, $0 to name
>3 things in fridge
>1 slice of week old papa johns pizza, the pepper in the box, and 2 things of the sweet sugar sauce for breadsticks

>hungry

>start drowning the pizza in this liquid sugar nightmare and added the chopped up pepper on the top
>sadness intensifies

Everyone in this thread needs to read Hunger (1890) by Knut Hamsun.

>>9828206
Fucking Norwegian detected. I have read him back in the day when I did my whirlwind tour through European literature. He's a great writer as was the rather obscure Russian, Andre Brely, who you've never heard of because you only have 6 months of sunlight to read by ;)

>>9821966
Pasta with garlic-infused oil
Thanks, chef john

>>9821997
>america america america america america america america america america america america america america america america america america america america america america america america america america america america america america america america america

An entire onion, diced and served with ketchup and mayo over it

Last night made a pepperoni and peanut butter sandwich, pretty good desu

Salmon cakes

Brown rice, beans, and whatever veg I have on hand.
Spice wise I go nuts.

>>9828979
Please give recipe

>>9823096

Add some onions or green onions and it's delicious. You can also add things like beef/chicken bouillon or packets from ramen.

>>9823228

I think they can also use that to inoculate cows that somehow don't have or have lost stomach microbes.

>>9823691

there are kinds that are less sweet. Or make your own. No shit, catsup, grape jelly, worcestershire/soy sauce, pepper, whatever else you want to experiment with. It sounds fucked, but I swear I'm not trolling with the grape jelly. Obviously less jelly=less sweet.

If I ever got desperate I'd just eat plain slices of bread or some stale crackers
My dad grew up pretty poor though, he's had the luxuries of "peanut butter soup" and "chocolate water"

>>9825193
>because you don't haaaaave to get something having no form of safety guidelines is a-ok
I'm sure you would love if thermometers still had mercury in them, seems like you would have owned alot

>>9828979
Salmon cakes are actually bretty gud imo.

>>9821966
buttered/parmesan noodles and pan fried vienna sausages
canned chili on white rice
"whatever I can find in the fridge/canned" and noodle casserole

>>9825672
You buy them that way for a discount.

boil ramen noodles, remove all fluid, throw in pan with powder an egg and chunked hotdogs

Ketchup spread on toast

>>9829508

>>9823043
>we have come to a point where we install god damn ports in cows

what the fuck? science has gone too far

>>9829519
We do it in humans too. It's really not that crazy.
Open your mouth and then swallow, wow, amazing, you've done exact what this thing does.

>>9829439
>he thinks mercury thermometers are fundamentally dangerous

>>9821966

Homemade noodles with ketchup and hotdogs.

>>9825193
How does a human being get like this

>>9821997
>t. SEETHINGly hungry Europoor

>>9823096
Eggs are so cheap in most countries but expensive in Japan, they are probably jelly as fuck that this would be considered a "poor" meal for us.

I also think they overpay for their own rice and we have the same strains grown in Cali for almost nothing for a giant bag that lasts ages.

>>9827105
You dead yet?

>>9824232
>Waaaahhhhh I spilt coffee on myself PAY MY MEDICAL BILL

What the actual fuck.

>>9823043
haha
wicked

>>9825254
Just wanted to say this person is spot on.

>stock up for impending war
>boil shredded cabbage, shell macaroni and some chicken stock
>tasty cabbage soup
If you like cabbage that is.

>half a chicken stock cube in a cup of water
>one hardboiled egg (only had one)
>Piece of stale bread
Things were tough in slavland but i do feel nostalgic when thinking about it

>>9830968
B O O M E R S
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>>9821966

When I first moved out I used to live on some pseudobread made out of flour, salt and oregano for about a month.

Pretty dark times.

>>9821997
>HOW DARE YOU BE NOT HUNGRY. YOU MUST BE AN AMERIKEK

>>9823043
>here's a weird video to distract you
nice try faggot. you'll have to grow a spine at some point

microwaved cabbage with salt
should have just eaten it raw

>>9822436
I know grad school's tough but damn I've never heard of anyone feeling like they didn't even have time to microwave something. Did u lose a lot of weight?

>>9822436
lmao reminds me when I had to type weekly lab reports for college and would forget to eat some days

>>9822436
>raw oatmeal

No such fucking thing unless you picked one from a farmers field. Oats are steamed during the milling process. They're already cooked by the time they reach supermarket shelves.

>>9823879
Cheese, lettuce and tomato is a surprisingly tasty sandwich

>>9826238
>make cup of coffee
>start working on pc
>take a sip of coffee
>it's cold
>realise I've been working for about an hour
>continue drinking the cold coffee since I'm too lazy/too engrossed in what I'm doing to make a fresh cup

Me almost everyday

>>9832161

Actually me, but I end up making another cup and continuing the cycle.

>>9832161
If only you had a cup that can hold the heat better, too bad those aren't a thing.

>>9821972
Not even out of laziness?

>Fuck I don't want to go to the store but I have nothing in my kitchen.

>Time to try some science!

>>9821997
He said he's never been without DESIRABLE food. That rules out American cuisine completely

White bread with leftover skirt steak, aioli and BBQ sauce. A disgrace.

>>9823510
I've had my hand in of these. They are chained and locked. Farmhands don't have access to the cows, only authorized scientists or, like me, students in company with a scientist

>>9825254
i must admit, i agree with all of this

Can of cream of chicken soup on pasta shells. It's not bad. Better than kraft dinner, anyway.

Fun fact: If you pick out the sunflower seeds first, you can eat cheap bird seed like really fucking hard granola.

Most are primarily Sorghum, White Millet, Rye, and cracked corn.

>>9824777
Naw man I thought this at first too. However the Coffey was so hot it gave her 3rd degree burns, and the lid wasn't put on properly and it fell into her lap as the window bitch was handing it to her.

There was some documentary that showed what went down and it was legit fucked.

>>9833025
It actually spilled in her lap while she had the lid off and was trying to put the sugar in with it balanced between her thighs

>>9826305
>Do you people not have anyone whore cares about you?
>Mom gave me $20 for food

Apparently you don't either you pathetic fuck

>>9829508
Oh anon....please take better care of yourself

>>9831854
Actually getting upset at that post is one of the most pathetic things I've ever seen. Reevaluate your life if you care that much about anonymous posters on 4chan talking shit about your country in such a mild way.

>>9821966
Toasted bagel with cream cheese, salami and Sriracha. Actually pretty good would recommend.

>>9833624
>siracha
get the fuck out

>>9823043
Interesting desu

>>9824232
>McDonalds
My only issues with that are that some coffee brewers that you use at home will heat the water to a hotter temperature than what McDonald's was serving it at, and that she put the cup of coffee between her legs and took the lid off. Obviously serving it at a lower temperature will reduce the likelihood of severe burns, but there are some people who will sip a cup of coffee that I consider hot and say it's not hot enough. Just the fact that she put a hot cup of coffee between her legs and took the lid off though, she put herself into a bad situation, but people want to entirely blame McDonald's like we don't have personal responsibility to not put hot drinks between our legs.

>>9821966
Pretzels and mustard on white bread.

>>9827850
Gee whiz you're a fucking faggot?

Pasta and mustard.

>>9829508
You're gonna be alright bud

>>9825027
Onion fine diced.. mixed with a can of rotel and a can of sweet corn. Ate with tortilla chips. Not the most depressing but it was just last week.. and was depressing

I once ate nothing but toasted pita bread with a little vegetable seasoning on it for two weeks while crashing at my friends dads house while he was overseas because I was basically homeless and that's all he had left in the house. I deserved every second of it, but fuck I can't even look at pita bread in the store anymore.

>>9823043
>AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>9822136
Tell me more about your muscles :3

>>9823842
Cheapest dozen eggs is 3 dollars
1 kg potatoes 4 dollars
1 kg onions 1.70
1 kg rice 1.40

that a lot of money

>>9834990
I've been eating those 4 things in multiple variations regularly for years now. It's cheap and I absolutely love it, and when there's a little extra cash you can make it twice as good with meat or more veggies.

>>9835013
i dont know how you afford it

>>9825201
>>9826262
That McDs specifically was purposefully keeping coffee waayy above a safe temperature to keep older brews tasting fresh longer, saving them money in the long run. They had been warned about it in the past, as the chain obviously regulations for this sort of thing. This is why the law suit was so successful.

>>9824232
>and the woman just asked that they pay her medical bills which was actually not all that expensive
She suffered 3rd degree burns. She required skin grafts. This wasn't some frivolous lawsuit where someone got lightly scalded with a hot drink, this woman was disfigured.

>>9821966
I remember syrup sandwiches

>>9824232
>put the hot coffee between your cunts with lid open
>oy vey it's mcdonalds fault for serving it too hot!
>gib moneyz pls XDXDXDDD
Honestly? Put the fucking lid, wait until it cools down, and drink it. Not that hard unless you're retarded.
Water boiling does not stays too got it cools down.
To make a coffee you need a boiled water. That's a constant.
What the fuck McDonalds' supposed to do? Lower the temp of the coffee?
You're stupid and malicious fuck I tell you.

>>9827704
And there is a difference between cucks who thinks the coffee cannot cools down and putting hot coffee between the legs is a good idea.
Kill yourself.

>>9826085
>using logic is /pol/
Hello nigger, get off internet and study some knowledge before making any noncounter argument so you don't look stupid.

>>9835161
And I can dance with a cup of clading coffee over my head, whose fault it is to put a coffee between her legs? Mcdonalds?

Boiled potatoes and veggies with a single serving can of tuna.

The potatoes and veggies are my housemates.

>>9825696
>>9825254
proof that effective trolling doesn't need to be sophisticated. have a couple of (You)s, (You)'ve earned them

>>9835209
To be fair, being a poor niglet growing up helped his career greatly by giving him something to rap about.
If that's what we can get out of rappers with our current welfare maybe we aught to just revoke all welfare. Imagine the songs of struggle they could produce.

>>9822136
>40 euro a week

what? like only for food? thats fucking enormous man

>>9834453
that doesn't even sound half bad m8

>>9835614
It was my only meal that day. Aside from that it was decent. A side for sure tho

>>9822205
>conservation laws or something

i hardly think a few days worth of human urine and excrement would damage an ecosystem

>>9834990
>potatos more expensive than rice
How.

>>9823961
obligatory

>>9829508

i've never been made sad by a post before today

Ketchup sandwiches. Every once in awhile throw some mayonnaise on there if I have it.

Ofc this is a last resort meal. I maybe have one of these once every three or four months

>>9836100
You can make your own mayo for a couple of cents. It's just and egg yolk (use the extra white in an omelette) and some oil. A little mustard, spices or something for flavouring too.

Nothing. I do fasting like a normal human being so i don't shit myself when the insulin spike happens, you fucking baby.

>>9822222
There's nothing wrong with MREs

>>9821966

Potatoes and homemade sate sauce. That might not seem so bad, and it was fairly nutritious..

..But by god did that get old after three days.

>>9832982
Is there a way to make it soft? Seems like chewing it would fuck up your teeth after a while.

>>9835319
>What the fuck McDonalds' supposed to do? Lower the temp of the coffee?
Yes, actually. And that's literally what they do now.

>>9821966
Spaghetti and watered down soya sauce maybe with a little sugar and meme sauce if I'm feeling rich.

>>9829508
But-but HOW? Those stay good for years, where do you shop that sardines stay on the shelves that long

>>9826009
how is that even possible? ive spilled boiling water on my food and yeah it hurt and the burn was really bad but not even close to this bad

>>9821966
I made pasta, then added a boatload of butter, curry and salt.

>>9821966

Its not that bad yet, but I love

>Pasta Cabonara (the original)
>Oatmeal
>Pasta Puttanesca
>some cheap as fuck Power Bars with Oats, Peanut Butter and Coco Milk

All dishes that are super cheap to make.

Oh also those two sides are nice for cheap eating.

https://www.budgetbytes.com/
https://darebee.com/nutrition/budget-healthy-eating.html

>>9827588
i do this too. i call them nigtreats

>>9836836

>ive spilled boiling water on my food

that's called cooking

>>9836836
That's bare skin. The coffee soaked into her clothes and continued to burn instead of running off.

>>9836725
Read the post again. They raised the temperature back up.

>>9834990
Where on gods great earth do you live that eggs are 3 dollars a dozen?
They are less than a dollar a dozen where I live.

>>9835319
> have the old lady shakes, put coffey in cup holder. or try to, eventually you realize age has taken even the joy of usable cup holder. your old lady shakes allow you to drive still, the wheel back and forth unnoticeable except in long hauls, it makes you a bit carsick. you cant keep up anymore, so you get a Coffey. you know the old lady handshaking dosen't allow you to sip from a cup anymore. after you are out of the drive-through you will pour half out if only so you can drink from your cup without drowning yourself. your coffey rests between your legs, the anemia of old age for a moment warmed, it is nice to be warm, your body dosen't do that on its own anymore. but then your crepey skin is alight so thin that a average body would not burn like yours will. but you are burning alive your body is helpless to form a thought, that you cannot burn to death like this you think as your arms wave useless, dumb fingers curl in union for once, your rheumy screams spiral up and you pass-out.

>>9822195
I don't get it. What is happening in this scene.

Microwave cheese sandwiches.

>>9838596
>Muh old lady cofveve

>>9821966
hot cheetos and coffee

>>9839457
black coffee, i hope

>>9839493
ITS A MEME YOU DIP! LOOK IT UP ON YOUTUBE!

>>9839496
Fuck off with your shitty youtube and facebook "memes". I bet you're underageb&

>>9839496
chad personified
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DCbg6JCAMOw

>>9821966
dumped a can of tuna mayo in some cup noodles
ended up vomiting and shitting liquid for a week

>>9836554
I think he had to eat it without cooking it because he had no water.

>>9840084
One of the ingredients must have been way off anon, one doesnt get the shits from merely mixing weird stuff.

>>9829198
>Can of salmon
>Eggs
>Binder (eg bread crumbs)
>Spices

Mush everything together, form mush into cakes, fry. If you want them extra crispy coat cakes in egg then dredge in binder. You can add vegetables to the cakes if you so desire.

Also lose the trip bro, that shit is gay af.