/ck/ - Food & Cooking

I get the whole punk mentality fuck establishment stuff but at this point it's a problem. You have a problem op.

>>9823365
I've stolen to eat and been dumpster diving plenty. Never ate from the trash though. Well... a bag of trash bagels.

No, i'm white.

>>9823365
No, but sometimes if I'm at a restaurant and I see someone leave with a bunch of leftovers on their plate, I'll sneak over to their table and finish their plate off.

>>9823365
Once got caught shoplifting at Aldi. Still got a free blob of mozzarella

>>9823404
Wait I'm confused. They're the only people that would have access to the internet and aren't dying of hunger that would dumpster dive

>>9823418
former waiter here.
we notice.

>>9823365
i have stolen cheap shit like candy
i go to a food pantry monthly, which i guess is enough like dumpster diving to count

>>9823365
nah, but i’d dive into hayley’s cum dumpster.

I've never stolen anything, but I went through a period where I dumpster dived as a hobby on weekends. Got a lot of decent food and a number of pawnable items. Found a 9mm handgun one time that even the friendly neighborhood abrahamics at the (((pawnshop))) slobbered over.

>>9823530
where do you live that you can pawn a handgun you found in a dumpster?
every pawn broker i know would call the police before they even considered buying it

>>9823553
>every pawn broker i know would call the police before they even considered buying it

LMAO! (((Pawnbrokers))) are the model of integrity. Where do you live that they wouldn't take it is the better question.

>>9823611
You realize that pawnbrokers are all closely tied with the police out of necessity, and gets "the visit" regularly, right? Some do stuffs under the counter, yeah, but if you had any experience in the business you would've had the brain to shut up about it.

>>9823530
You know that handgun was almost certainly a murder weapon right?

>>9823664
Where I live they're actually obligated to report each item they've bought to the police and then the police run it through their reports of stolen items to make sure it's not stolen or used in the commission of a crime

>>9823824
what mechanism do the police have to know that everything is being shown to them? That seems pretty easy to bypass if you wanted to

>stealing food
Filthy degenerates. Even begging is more dignified than stealing

>>9823886
why beg if you can seize it?

how do you go dumpster diving when the dumpsters are filthy as fuck

like holy shit you can actually smell that shit from the sidewalk sometimes

>>9823664
>but if you had any experience in the business you would've had the brain to shut up about it

Ok, Mr. Shekelstein! I said from the beginning I was a part timer and lucked out by hitting the jackpot with a well maintained 9mm that Mordecai ended up salivating over. Don't bitch at me because you fucks are nefarious.

When I worked at a supermarket we always did what we could to throw in bathroom waste, cleaning chemicals, and broken glass on top of mix in can liners to keep out hobos.

>>9824085
Good job! God forbid someone might get some benefit out of the 40% of food thrown out in the US. It's anti-american to allow hungry people to eat food you're throwing away; we're a xtian nation after all.

>>9824085
jesus christ, how shitty was your neighborhood where you had to even consider that?

Last summer I rang up some organic parsley as regular parsley at the self checkout.

>>9823422
kek, can't argue with that.

>>9823886
I disagree, though it depends on how you derive your sense of dignity.

Stealing from a dumpster is not really stealing, now is it?
The commoners have already relinquished their ownership of all things within said dumpster.

Disregard the quoted poster as a simpleton of mind and, to the core, a troll.

>>9824383
>The commoners have already relinquished their ownership of all things within said dumpster.
It's not about theft but rather the difference in honor between accepting your caste by putting your survival in the kindness of higher classes and checking out of society altogether like a feral animal.

>>9824406
>accepting your caste
Bullshit, this makes it sound like poor people are poor because us normal people forced them to be, they are poor because of their own shitty actions

"The difference in honor."

I needn't say more about this contextual argument.

>>9823365
one time I found a bunch of groceries in the store, literally everything on my normal shopping list. the retards at the checkout didn't even ask me how I got everything, they just rang me up and I was on my way. couldn't believe it

>>9823365
How to dumpster dive?

>>9824123
You have to go back

>>9824424
That's not the point though. The point is that by admitting his failure, someone is 'more dignified' than someone who goes completely feral. That is, in the absence of society, the poor fuckups would just die out. But in a civilization, the poorest of fuckups are held up by the goodwill of higher classes, and since by their nature beggars must acknowledge and be grateful of that reality, they are 'more dignified' than someone who rejects the benevolence of the higher-ups altogether.

>homeless
>family buys me a plane ticket to come home due to a family emergency
>in airport haven't eaten in 2 days
>see all the abandoned food trays in the food court but too self conscious to eat any

>>9823365

No, I have a job and can afford to buy fresh produce.

>>9823530
>found a 9 9mm in the dumpster
oh boy I bet the police have a tab on you

>>9824735
Go to Aldi a couple hours after it closes with a flashlight. Open the lid and see if there's any good stuff on top. If so, find a clean landing spot in there and jump in. Try not to make a mess and put things back how you found it. If anyone says anything, you're just looking for moving boxes; apologize and be on your way.

>>9825150
you forgot
>get tetanus

>>9823424
how often does that happen?

The only loot i see is bread and vegan fake food no one wants. Make your own bread.

>>9823443
I would too.

>>9823365
Hey if you're down and out, if you ask almost *anyone* for their leftovers as they leave a restaurant in a pedestrian area (like downtown), they will give it to you. I did this a lot in NOLA in my school days.

>>9825444
what did he mean by this?

>>9823664
Kike spotted

>>9823419
How did you get it if you got caught?

>>9824123
This.
>if can’t make money off of it, then no one can have it!!

>>9823419
>blob of mozzarella
Wtf that sounds so funny somehow

Why not learn to hunt and just go live in the woods?
I always dreamed about living like that, if my life was so shit that i had to go dumpster diving for food i would rather just buy a bow or something and go to some remote forest with enough animals to feed on.

Had a whole year where i would steal whatever was on receipts i found outside shops a change for money, i would use the money to buy weed and pay rent. Kinda miss that life. Waking up, shoplift, buy weed, then sit at the local libary super high eating pasta salads sandwiches and candy playing runeacape

>>9826477
Since you have 0 experience in the woods and 0 experience hunting with a bow, you will be eating grubs from rotten tree stumps until you finally starve to death.

>>9826477
This is not as simple as you think.

>>9826525
Let him live in delusion, darwinism will run its course

>>9823365
every time I go to the grocery store I always steal a packet of yeast and a can of spice.

>>9823953
Why ask permission when you can just rape?

I ate a bag of half eaten pork rinds I found in an ash tray at the post office one time. I still think about how good those were sometimes.

When i was in hs we used to dine and dash all the time. Fucking miss those days. Now that I'm upper middle class it's funny to think of crazy shit i used to do like that.

>>9823365
regular dumpster diver here. veg and fruit is perfectly ripe when they throw it away.

I steal apples and redbull, apples because they are awesome and it makes me feel like a French peasant, and redbull because that shit is overpriced.

>>9823365
What places/hours are good to go dumpster diving?

>>9823365


That girl in your pic us gorgeous, OP

Literally, Imagine her but she's the size of the Empire State Building, or even the size of a mountain!
If that latina girl was that huge, I'd crawl inside her pussy lmao

imagine that, imagine entering her pussy like you'd enter a cave, spreading her pussy with all your strength and quickly jumping into her wet tunnel before the outer lips elastically spring back to their normal positions and close the opening to the vagina like a gate.

You're inside the pussy, it's so clean and wet, it smells sweet, just a bit metallic and sour because of the blood and bacteria, but not excessively so.

The walls are so smooth, wet and soft that it feels like you're swimming through her vagina *licks lips*. You lick everything and after each lick you close your eyes and ponder the taste as if you were a respected chef, a vaginal juice connoisseur. You smell it first, you clear your mind of any intrusive thought that might corrupt the experience and you drink it like an animal drinks out of a trough. You try to identify the different components of the pussy juice, the blood, the mucus, all that shit and how it all came out of her. What's part of her is now part of you, after you ingested the substances in her slit. You caress the walls, you try to comprehend the geometry of her pussy, you try to visualise and understand the structural aspects and the biology of her vagina. Everything must be memorised, for this is a very valuable and unique experience.

after about 5-10 minutes of vaginal spelunking you reach her cervix. You put both of your hands into the opening, you try to spread it but you can't. You decide to squeeze through the opening that is filled with cervical mucus and white discharge. It has an amazing taste. You lick everything, you're fucking insane. After leaking your way through this wonderfully huge vaginal tunnel you finally exit the cervix and enter the womb. It's like a huge, wet chamber

You're inside her womb, you decide to cum inside her pussy. You punch the womb walls and nothing happens. The bitch likes it. You're like a bug that crawled up someone's ear but in this case the person doesn't actually mind it, in fact, you're welcomed to this place.

You decide to spend the rest of your life here, inside of her comfortable, soft womb. It's so warm and nice here. What about food and water? No worries, you can drink her tasty blood, pussy juice and eat her chunky period. Her period has the consistency of stew.

I wonder if she'd get pregnant if you were to cum directly inside her womb in this scenario, as a tiny man. Would the baby grow up to be a tiny autist man, like yourself? Or will he be a giant with a huge dick the size of a house that can fill an entire apartment with semen after just one cumshot? This is the sort of question I'd keep asking myself if I was blessed to a life where I'd be imprisoned in a giant woman's uterus.

Life is good in her huge pussy. I wouldn't like living anywhere else.

And another thing, Imagine what it would be like inside her stomach with all that chewed pizza

>>9826783
>dirty man contaminates giantess's womb to fulfill fetish fantasy

that poor girl

>>9826561
consent is not the same thing as property

not anymore

i'm not against it but i make 6 figures now and it's easier just to go buy shit like a normalfag

i still do a lot of other poorfag things tho

>>9823365
got really awful service at a supermarket, the retard forgot to charge me for my vodka, i said nothing about it and walked out of there with my free bottle out of spite
hope they made him pay for it

>>9824085
thats actually ilegal and if you get caught you could end up with manslaughter or even third degree murder charges

>>9824123
>this the kind of shit Americans actually believe
I know this because I am American. While the rest of the world advances and experiments with new political ideas and policies we stagnate like a pond cut off from its stream. Because of the regressive ideas we have, Americans won’t even BEGIN to consider the possibility that more social programs or even a UBI just might be a good thing for America and her people. They might not be too, but it certainly seems to be working in other nations. Meanwhile we just sit around debating whether it’s okay to be gay or not and how hard it should be to own a gun(laughably easy in most states, apparently). And then the religious minority has the AUDACITY to say we’re still a CHRISTIAN nation? As soon as I can make enough money I’m fucking OUT of this hellhole of a “country “.

When I worked as a vendor in a Wal-Mart I'd steal food during every shift. The staff were used to seeing us walk around because of our uniforms so nobody ever paid me much attention, so for lunch I'd just get whatever I wanted and walk back to the breakroom. I'd take snacks and stuff throughout the day too.

>>9826864
Go to Canada you fucking pussy.

>>9826788
People that want to go back to the womb are fucking weird.

>>9823365
made ok money giving pig farmers food for slop dumpster diving truckloads worth.

would actually raise a pig for the year on the stuff and have pork for the next year. 200 lbs on 0$ yes.

When I was walking into Walmart about week ago I saw two guys in Walmart uniforms wheeling out two dollies of HP laptops. Had to have been sixty on each dolly.

>>9826895
compost what they dont eat and shit and have yourself a healthy patch to grow your garden.

>>9825692
He probably had it down his pants, once I caught someone trying to steal a cartload of makeup and I didn’t bother getting the lipstick they shoved down their bra.

>>9826864
>I’m fucking OUT of this hellhole of a “country “

You'll see more and more people do just that especially sjnce the pirates are rapidly increasing the rate and quantity of their pillaging. A growing number of retirees are expatriating already (I'm already planning on it) and it's just a matter of time before the younger follow suit. My niece, who's in law school, recently told her dad she feels like she needs to get out of this hell hole after she graduates. It's going to hell on a handcart and devil take the hindmost.

When I was vagabonding through europe I mostly just stole food, but I did dumpster dive quite a few times when I was really desperate.

>>9826525
>>9826530
What kind of retard doesnt know how to use a bow? I went to a stand once and got the hang of it in less than a minute. You faggots dont know shit.

>>9826895
you could feed your aquaponics fish system the trash meat and ground veggie and have fruit and meat all year for 0$

might even be able to sell the fish, people round here pay for locally good sourced fish.

>>9826972
Lol, sure thing kid but a toy bow with rubber tipped arrows doesn't count. Sounds like you're ready to hit the wilderness, though and liv offin' da land. Who knows, you could be the next Chris McCandless.

>>9826972
Yeah. Get out in your tree stand and wait for a deer. Until one doesn't come today, or tomorrow. By the next day you're starting to get very hungry, and there's been no rainfall for collecting water and you're too worried about bacteria and animal shit to drink from any stream you find. You want to go home but you remember you don't have any tools to build a shelter and no defense against an actual dangerous animal like a bear or moose. Without food you're not gonna have much energy to hunt anyway, so you go foraging for mushrooms. You've already eaten several when you remember that you have no fungi knowledge. You don't even make it back to your tree stand before you're squatting in the forest shitting brown water. Now you're dehydrated because of the diarrhea, and you can't drink water out of the faucet because there is no faucet, and suddenly the realization hits you that diarrhea is one of the leading causes of death for people who live like you've attempted to for the last two days, and so you suck it up and go back home to admit to your mother that you maybe aren't the Bear Grylls you thought you were, and she welcomes you home with a smile (and you don't want to admit to yourself that you see some of that old disappointment on her face), and tells you she'll preheat the oven; you're having tendies tonight.

>>9827155
>Wait for deer come by you
>No just chase deer with bow and spear
>No using man-legs to chase deer till deer get tired
Unga bunga you dumb-head.

>>9827155
I know it's hard to notice this behind your giant facebook/twitter blocklist used to keep your precious political beliefs safe, but hunting deer in the early season is piss easy. Fuck around here during bow season it's not uncommon to see 13 year olds with big meaty bucks they shot. If you really wanted to live the hunter life you'd just shoot as many as you could in the early season (not caring about tags because muh primitive longhunter) and preserve them all for the long winter. Hell since we're not caring about the DNR in this instance you could put out corn for deer and you'd be good to go. As for water, make a fire, boil that shit, drink it. Or pack in some small beer or maybe a lambic of some kind. How exactly do you think hunting worked 600 years ago?

>>9826972
lol this sounds like some fatty who has never left his basement and couldn't even hike a few miles. If you really think you can live off hunting in the woods with a bow you better be able to hike 15+ miles through rough terrain every day and be fit enough to run marathon, otherwise you are probably going to starve to death.

>>9826637
>grapefruit half-consumed by mold right on top

>>9827243
Calorie-wise, trapping is more efficient than hunting

>>9827340
If we are going by calories then it is far more efficient to gather plants for calories than it is to hunt, hunter/foraging societies relied mostly on gathering plant materials for their caloric needs rather than hunting for them.

>>9827310
>buy fresh banana in the shop, get [2].

>>9823365
I buy stuff from the clearance racks at Asian supermarkets :-)

>>9827224
Political beliefs? I come from hunting country and have shot deer for thirty years. I was illustrating to that anon (you?) that "just going out and living in the woods" isn't as simple as just eating deer.

>>9827469
Pretty much this. Disregarding the fact that he knows nothing of bow hunting he's attempting to live w/o money sustainably in the wild. What happens when the bowstring breaks, the arrows become damaged, his shoes and clothing start rotting, he runs out of salt for preserving meat, etc.? How does he find the time to gather wild vegetables and plants while attempting to get meat? Not to mention most wilderness areas are either extremely arid and barren or have brutally harsh winters. At least dumpster diving you can survive reasonably well. An individual living solely off of nature w/o interaction economically with the greater society? Forget about it, dead within 6 months.

t. avid bow hunter and fisherman who kills most of his own meat and forages for wild plants, fruits and fungi

>>9826895
You could do this thing where you feed rabbits on it. Rex rabbit white or black sell on etsy for $20 a least. So you could have meat, side income, and buy Timothy hay bale for the furry bastards for almost nothing.

>>9826870

Everyone who works at a supermarket does this. Our night shift manager would do it, it's a perk of the job.

>>9826972

Out of 100 people who are actually fit, maybe one has the stamina and endurance to hike 12 miles a day, wild camp and sprint in the woods. When you consider they would also need to be a good enough shot with a bow to get a heart shot so fear adrenaline doesn't sour the meat, you are talking miniscule numbers. You can't hunt with spears, as that requires more than one person, and if you trap rabbit then you need to have a knowledge of foraging otherwise you'll die of malnutrition. Not to mention building a viable shelter, alone.

Inna woods types usually have a pantry full of cans, and hunt with a rifle when they want meat. You're fucking delusional.

>>9825665
I thought I was pretty clear, do you need further instructions?

>>9826864
thanks for dragging politics into my food


commie fag

>>9825690
stop saying mean words

>>9826637
doesn't it suck that you have to boil the fruit though to eat it?

>>9826783
That's whatserface from Paramore, a shitty pop-punk band.

>>9823365
I got caught stealing once when I was five

>>9826911
I wonder if you could use refuse to just mega size a compost heap and throw some earthworms at it for your garden.

Does anyone out there know if pigshit makes good fertiliser?

>>9826783
>>9826788

The fuck is wrong with you

>>9826783
>>9826788
Hayley isn't latina you idiot

>>9823424
haha yeah I can back it up

>>9829450
>this is what lankets actually believe

DinoTendies definitely dumpster dives. He's pretty good at it too.

>>9829363
i wonder if you could donate the rabbit carcasses to food-banks for tax writeoffs? sell the furs at a greater rate than you could possibly eat them.

>>9823424
>>9830984
Servers, strippers, and prostitutes are all on the same service spectrum. Work for your tips, you fucking whores.

>>9823365
Bretty sure that Safeway has a policy where if you're just stealing food, they won't stop you. Makes sense so they don't have to deal with "b-but i'm starving". OTOH, if you try to rack liquor from them, they'll bust the fuck out of you.

I did manage to steal about a fifth of liquor every couple of days from one safeway for maybe a year straight, and never got caught. This was when I was broke and lived with my parents, so it wasn't hard to put on a yuppie disguise - if you look homeless, they'll bust you within your first few tries.
My old move for stealing booze was to go in looking like a normie with a bookbag, grab a handheld basket, casually pick up a few items, go through the liquor aisle, put a bottle in, make my way to an aisle that didn't have a hot camera (asian / international aisle was my favorite, guards never watched that shit), bend down to look at something on the bottom shelf, slip the bottle into my bag, pretend to get a phone call, leave the basket, and walk out. Worked. Every. Time.

When I was homeless, I would literally just grab whatever the fuck I wanted and walked out. My diet was like 90% safeway tendies for a while.
Eventually wound up in a city where it was very easy, and very organized, to be a drug dealer (acid and weed to tourists). My girlfriend and I would literally just pick out a restaurant , hang out in front looking like hippies, sell drugs to tourists, and ask the local yuppies to buy us burritos or whatever. Never took longer than about an hour to get food. The young homeless in frisco that have at least half a brain cell eat better than most poor people in houses.

I grew up solidly middle class, but my mom was an inveterate dumpster diver. I ate pretty much 80% dumpster dived food from like age 10-18. I had a big problem with it at the time (aka "fuck you mom"), but looking back I don't think it's that big of a deal. we lived in a sweet spot type of city, big enough to have a lot of grocery stores, but small enough to not lock the shit down cuz of bums. My mom had some notoriety about it, but she just owned it and was like, "i don't care what anyone else thinks" which is probably the biggest lesson I took from all of it.

do what thou wilt.

>>9826895
I wonder if you could fatten up a heard of deer on trash, feed a ecosystem and pluck up the fat free meat.

>>9824085
When I was at a grocery store we put all the damaged goods to the side (there were tons) and we allowed homeless to take whatever they could carry with bare hands. I.e no shopping carts but enough for a couple meals.

>>9826477
I lived for 2 weeks off of fish and rodents innawoods from using a powerful Airsoft gun.

I was able to hit a few birds but it didn't kill them for whatever reason. It'd just piss them off.

>>9826637
Woah mother load.

My grocery store sells these tiny terrines of fancy pate and i shove em in my pocket all the time. Also the 125g jars of marmite. Shit's cash.

>>9832668
Just throw it in a feild to rot and feed a ecosystem from the ground up.

>>9826895
Nice.
That's my first thought whenever food waste is mentioned: "they could be feeding it to pigs"
I worked for a baker as a teenager and the leftover break and cakes were given to a local pigfarmer rather than thrown out. Every Summer that same farmer supplied the staff with a whole spitroasted pig for their Summer party. Worked out nicely for all concerned.

>amerimutts literally eat garbage

LOL

>>9833054
Maybe start a pig co-op with a catchy name using trash to feed them, get the community involved for free meat.

Name it,...
Dumpster pigs?
Second hand bacon?

>>9833127
Trashy hams?

>>9833127
Uncle touchys questionable tax write offs.

Can you donate whole pigs to foodbanks?

>>9833127
>second hand bacon
That's pretty good

>>9833127
That's not a bad idea. If i I can get some people in on it I just might.

Much like starting a new Diablo 2 character the real struggle is finding a good name, though, yeah.

>>9831302
My closest grocery store is in a fairly affluent area of a major city, so there's a metric fuckton of homeless in the area. A few months ago, they redesigned their liquor section such that you've got to go through a turnstile thing to get in/out and you've got to pay for your booze right there, on the inside of the fence. I can only assume it was a reaction to strategies of your sort. In any case, I definitely see less homeless dudes perusing the bottles now than before.

>>9833453
Chop, you're one of the wierdest faggots this board has ever seen and that's saying something.

Wow, a woman's idea of anti-establishment is a lot lamer than I thought.

Shame these shoplifting years will be considered your peak and you'll spend the rest of your shitty days reminiscing over how much if a rebel you and your friends are.

>>9823418
Not even joking I ghosted a friend of 12 years for doing this at a Chuck E Cheese for doing this with a pizza. Literally just completely reevaluated who I allowed in my life from that point foward.

>>9823664
ITT like two people who know what pawnshops actually do and a bunch of fags who think a pawnshop as a second hand store or junk vendor from a video game

I worked at a restaurant as a bus boy and would regularly slip untouched chicken tendies/fries from tables i cleared into my apron for eating later

>>9833529
<3

>>9833537
That's so much better with the LISA music, though
https://youtu.be/GPxA6nasvQc

>>9833552
What do you expect from millennial retards who have more experience playing video than going outside

>>9833127
pool of passionate pork paupers, purveyors of plump portions of priceless pig.

Poppppoppopp for short.
(Or a hearty fart noise made with the lips)

shoplift? fucking no. that's degenerate shit.

get a job and contribute to the betterment of those around you.

>>9833127
Maybe have a documentary for the gofund-me boners.

>>9825078
>haven't eaten in 2 days
>too self conscious to eat any

t. morbidly obese liar

>>9824013
I don't know about checking random smelly dumpsters but if you did a bit of reconnaissance... I've worked in a store where we threw out a bunch of perfectly edible food at the end of the night (and take some home) and if someone had watched me they would know there's always a perfectly good feed in there after closing

>>9823365
Got a huge bag of Ferrero Rochets one time, must have been at least a thousand or more in there.

Took me months to get through it.

>mfw I see one

>>9823365
No FBI/LEO faggot, stop asking.

>>9833537
go back to /r/incel

>Store throws food away
>No dumpster diving allowed
>Rip open packages and pour chems all over

Let me guess, if someone took food from the trash and got sick they would get sued?

Otherwise I can only foresee trouble in the form of hobos lining up and making a mess and/or spreading shit between themselves and the store workers.

I've seen a few.

>>9834078
Underappreciated post.

>>9835128
Damn and I got sick of Guylian chocolates just from getting 2 boxes for Christmas.

>>9835140
>the FBI is fishing for shoplifters on 4chan

>>9833529
>he doesn’t have an electric smoker setup with his battlestation
What are you, some kind of newfag?

>>9825078
What’s your story , anon?

>>9823824

>be shop keeper
>pay for item in personal cash
>no paperwork
>get item without reporting to authorities

Is it that impossible?

>>9824079
if they're so nefarious why take their money? why not just shoot yourself? you'd be doing everyone a favor.

>>9836104
The law says that would be considered a booby trap, which is definitely illegal regardless of intent.

>>9833127
Paupers and plebs porcine

>>9836326
Yes, you are dumber than cops

>>9823382
this.

>>9838032
excellent post you fucking idiot

>>9823530
Back to /pol you go.

If i eat a girls ass is it dumpster diving

>>9826466
because it was a fat splash of the security guys jizz.

>>9837998
>Naivette, the post
>muh middle school bullys in uniform are gonna crack my business

Maybe the gestapo will be fully implemented in the future, but right now it's a clusterfuck of incompetents who are more interested in how much they can skim from the drug trade than busting some jew who deals under the table. Grow the fuck up.

>>9833127
paltry pork pros

>>9825347
Literally this. I'm perplexed.

>>9826515
Trips me out how scum like you exist in this day and age. I smoke weed but you are just a total waste of oxygen my man.

>>9825078
They seem to have decent internet in Homeless

>>9833127
pastured on pastime portions porcine

>>9823365
Stopped shoplfifing, but i have been fucking over a store in my neighborhood with a sepf-checkout for about a couple of hundreds of dollars. Got caught once woth a liter of chocolate milk and a couple of pizza sticks. I didn't even resist just went in to the office and admitted that i was shoplifting.

>>9826931
Your dumb slag of a Niece will be an unemployable whore on graduation.

>>9823365
where can i find this girl?

>>9833127
Poor-k

>>9833127
The Porcelain dumpster

>>9842201
Apparently the word porcelain comes from a word meaning a pigs vagina.

No, I know churches that give out food. Just keep looking out for them on Craigslist.

>>9841376
she's the lead singer of paramore

>>9829450
>>9827243
15 miles isn't that far for a whole day.

>>9844633
thanks, she's a good singer too
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OblL026SvD4

>>9833412
>Having criminal record but still being a pillar of society.

>>9824123
It's not even just an American thing. Every place with processed food and supermarkets does this. It was the subject of a whole arc in Kurosawa, jfc. Giving away the unsold 40% removes the incentive for people to buy the 60%. Excessive charity also creates dependency.

>>9845712
Feeding the poor is immoral

>>9823365
Sauce on pic

>>9845769
if they are poor by fault of their own, but where i live entire swaths of upright men lost everything and have no means to gain it back. not due to a fault in their caricter but a betrayal of government and banking system..

>>9845432
lol made it 3 seconds

>>9823365

you have internet access. that means you spend money on a device to get online.

or even pay a phone bill.

and you have to steal food?

rethink your priorities

t: ex hobo

>>9838162
>Thinking the police are corrupt

This isn't a movie kid, it's real life. You grow up.

>>9845432
eww. i liked older paramore but whats this trash? im glad i got out when i did.

>>9823365
I go to discount stores and buy expired food for 90% off. You can get cans of beans for ten cents each. Or bags of dried beans for a quarter. I bought a bag of expensive rani assam tea that was marked $30 for $1 because someone had poked a very small hole in it during shipping.

>>9847958
Phone companies give phones to homeless, abused women, and very poor for the tax writeoffs.

>>9848055
this better? I like her more with the red hair
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ei8hPkyJ0bU

you guys realize paramore is teen pop genre? this is the male version of liking justin bieber or whatever.

>>9824383
Why are you typing like you're writing the /ck/ommunist manifesto? Chill the fuck out.

ITT: lots of USA citizens taking a break from calling Europeans “yuropoors” to explain how fucked up their country is. THE LAND OF THE FREE! kek

>>9833127
Low on the hog co-op

>>9833127
>>9833417

Hammy Down Meats

>>9826783
>>9826788
and they say beauty is in the eye of the beholder

>>9827179
>implying whites can endurance hunt
Only lanklet Africans can do that.