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Why not?

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>> No.9853256

>>9853243
Chicago pizza is trash.

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>>9853256
Wrong

>> No.9853268

>>9853252
fucking lol

>> No.9853293

I prefer Detroit style. Just like the girl said. The spongy like dough reminds me of focaccia

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>>9853214

Oh Boy, she is a messy eater.

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>>9853256
>t. Yankee pizzalet

>> No.9853466
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Apparently this is the Pizza Edition of webm thread?

>> No.9853477

>>9853466
>all that fumbling
This is a joke, right? I could do it twice as fast.

>> No.9853488

>>9853424
Some shit doesn't work as a silent webm.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rrlQhklDjIs

>> No.9853514

>>9853488
heh

>> No.9853526

>>9853243
I just tore all of the cheese out of this slice, you want it? It's to hot m8

>> No.9853527

>>9853134
I don't even really want to bang them, I just want to see their happy faces as they gain 500 lbs eating American food.

>> No.9853528

>>9853514
Fun fact: That narrator is the voice of Kaz Miller.

I can't find it, but somebody did a variant on this commercial, where "Paunch Burger" is replaced with "Chemical Burger"

>> No.9853532

>>9853251
He's wearing a chain mail glove.

>> No.9853549

>>9853477
Do it then faggot

>> No.9853550

>>9853532
Seems like an excellent idea given how he's using that knife.

>> No.9853556

>>9853532
>he's
Nigga that's not a nigga

>> No.9853575
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>> No.9853601

>>9853575
>$2800
>For 9 lbs of beef
Jesus.
I understand that all that presentation jacks up the price, but holy shit.

>> No.9853605

>>9853601
>all that presentation jacks up the price
Clearly you've never had high quality meat. Ask your mom what it's like.

>> No.9853611

>>9853605
>Muh quallity
Yeah, more like its all imported cuz japan is smaller than a cow's grazing space.

>> No.9853613

>>9853611
You do know that wagyu is specifically Japanese grown beef right?

>> No.9853627

>>9853613
Oh okay. So their market is idiots, then.

>> No.9853647
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>> No.9853654

>>9853611
Kobe beef is specifically made a certain way because there's no grazing space. Instead of being fed grass, the cows are fed beer and they are always being massaged So their muscles won't be atrophied from the limited movement.

>> No.9853668

>>9853243
this is a work safe board, anon...

>> No.9853685

>>9853647
that isn't lava, that's molten metal. Lava from a volcano would have toxic sulfurous fumes coming off it too, which is probably not the best thing to infuse your steak with.

>> No.9853689

>>9853611
are you actually implying that "quality", when referring to an ingredient as diverse and with a production cycle as complex as beef, is somehow bullshit? You realize the shit you buy at the supermarket is treated with shit so it keeps a red color for longer and is injected with water/broth more often than not, right?

>> No.9853714

>>9853526
That slice might actually be edible if he tore out about 50% more cheese

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>> No.9853770

>>9853550
>Seems like an excellent idea given how he's using that knife.
Im pretty sure he wouldnt be using the knife like that if he wasnt wearing the mail glove.

>> No.9853791
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>>9853689
>actually implying that I buy beef at the grocery store
HAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHA

>> No.9853814

>>9853761
Thanks for this anon. I couldn't breathe for a bit. This guy is a legend.

>> No.9853841

>>9853575
I would get it for myself

>> No.9853878

>>9853575
I just bought 12 pounds of prime rib on sale for 80 ameridollars. Come at me

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>> No.9853915

>>9853685
You must be real fun at parties

>> No.9853921

>>9853915
>talking about volcanoes isn't fun
You must be real fun at parties

>> No.9853935

>>9853921
>talking about fun at parties
you must be fun at parties

>> No.9853937

>>9853915
sounds like you're butthurt that you ate toxic fume steak and now you're retarded

>> No.9853941

>>9853761
That's some powerful projectile vomiting.

>> No.9853943

>>9853941
If you thought the habanero tobasco was bad going down imagine how it feels coming back up.

>> No.9853954

>>9853943
Man, having it go back through your nose must be decimating
Still my favourite sauce though

>> No.9853960

>>9853761
that's retarded. It isn't even a matter of 'go man mode', tabasco is mostly vinegar, and if you drink a jug of acid of course your body is going to say no thanks

>> No.9853982

>>9853960
Makes for a good video though.

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>> No.9854004

>>9853878
prime rib is shit.

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>> No.9854046

>>9853915
And you are? Don't make me laugh

>> No.9854052

>>9854039
Is she okay?

>> No.9854080

>>9853251
>someone works in food service

>> No.9854124
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>> No.9854156

>>9854124
Why am I so aroused

>> No.9854160

>>9853466
There's absolutely no way thats a world record for a pizza that thin and small.
What is it with these stupid overbulked faggots eating so aggressively yet so pathetically slowly?

>>9853251
Why the fuck do people slap their knives like that?

>> No.9854169

>>9853224
cutie!

>> No.9854179

>>9854124
There isn't even any audio, why did I watch it 5 times?

>> No.9854192

>>9853685
no it's definitely lava. it's the lava kiln at the syracuse university geology department

>> No.9854212

>>9854160
If he's so slow, you should have no trouble beating his record.

>> No.9854245

>>9853575
>waygu
>dipping sauces

>> No.9854262

>>9854245
raw sauce
no ketchup

>> No.9854265

>>9854160
>Why the fuck do people slap their knives like that?
they saw salt bae doing it once and thought it was what "cool" chefs are supposed to do

>> No.9854271

>>9854160
personal theory is that it kind of resets their position to one their muscle memory is more familiar with and can work from. sounds weird but after many years of playing various instruments I can definitely say it's a thing

>> No.9854276

>>9854262
Shut the fuck up

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>no Jack webms
Which countries are sleeping right now?

>> No.9854289

>>9854124
this needs a zoom in of her face with the word NUT from the logo underneath

>> No.9854315

>>9853466
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eWDwAuO-CdI

>> No.9854322

>>9854278
9AM in Europe, 6 in murrica
Asian/aussie watch now

>> No.9854323

>>9853761
are there really people who consider tobasco "hot" sauce?

>> No.9854328

>>9854278
This is the thing that gives me the most anxiety about traveling.

How will i charge my phone and plug in my nintendo?

>> No.9854329

>>9853913
for what purpose

>> No.9854330

>>9853252
a literal shitcake. That's novel.

>> No.9854339

>>9854004
>prime rib is shit.

This anon only eats gold-plated fillet mignon from a cow fed on gold-plated gold.

>> No.9854347

>>9853466
I always feel kind of bad for those guinness world records emissaries/judges. Having to stay serious and professional while measuring some completely ridiculous claim and afterwards putting on a smile and congratulating them.

>> No.9854371

>>9854328
There's travel converters available that usually have 10+ plugs and adapters for wherever you're going.

>> No.9854397

>>9853575
>2800 bucks
goddamn i sell cows for like 800 a critter.

>> No.9854401

>>9853251
nigger's a doctor in watermelon

>> No.9854510

>>9854124
I dont mind her chopping my nuts if you know what i mean

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>> No.9854521

>>9853256
I'm going to get all of my cousins and beat your ass

>> No.9854526

>>9853134
>>9853259
What channel?

>> No.9854528

>>9853915
I'd rather have this guy than a guy who thinks poisoning all his guests is just minor if you can cook steak an awesome way.

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Posting some couple of OC

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>> No.9854576

>>9854565
Salt bae is such that cuck

>> No.9854594

>>9854568
oh shit!

>> No.9854597

>>9854564
buzzfeed... BE AFRAID OF EVERYTHING. Ill eat a homeless mans cock if i can get full from it...

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>>9854568
this version is better

>> No.9854676

>>9854565
I don't understand how a man can be so inept...

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>>9854665
Nice

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>>9854677
is jack a manlet?

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>>9853134
I enjoyed seeing their enjoyment. I try to see the patron's reaction to their meals as often as I can without them seeing me. I get a really good feeling when they obviously love everything about their meal, & they absolutely loved those ribs. Shit like this does my heart good...thanks, OP

>> No.9854690

>>9854681
But... it's all so fake.

>> No.9854708

>>9854690
The girl on the left wasn't faking it, she loved those ribs...

>> No.9854709

>>9854708
I hope so, Anon. I hope they tasted just as good on their way back up.

>> No.9854716

>>9853134
>why not?
because instead of starting the threas with actual OC you just repost old webms since you re lazy faggot

>> No.9854743

>>9854124
I wanna edge for 2 weeks, grab her waist, get inside, and let my nuts unload the white gravy

>> No.9854779

>>9854323
I knew a guy that literally thought fucking onions were spicy.

>> No.9854790

>>9853466
I want to fondle that soyboy's mantiddies like chad fondles his pizza

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>>9853214
source?

>> No.9854812

>>9853647

I'd rather taste the meat, not the heat.

>> No.9854814

>>9854799
http://www.scoreland.com/big-boob-videos/Katie-Thornton/54662/?nats=MTAwNC4yLjIuMi41NDUuMC4wLjAuMA

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>>9854814
thanks!

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>>9854289
>>9854156
>>9854510
>>9854743

I don't get what you thirsty fuckers see in her, but sure, here it is.

>> No.9854857

>>9854160
>Why the fuck do people slap their knives like that?
I only do it if I have to chop a lot of vegetables in a hurry, to get some of the pieces stuck to the knife off.

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>>9854832
That's the thing, she's totally average and yet...

>> No.9855023

>>9853556
This niggas right

>> No.9855026

>>9854987
sadly not being overweight means she isn't just average

>> No.9855029
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>>9853134
*Snap* I got it. The joke is that they love american meat mpre than asian meat. They love gargantuan, bulbous american penis.

>> No.9855038

>>9853913
I want one

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>>9855029
>*Snap* I got it

>> No.9855134

>>9855026
She is overweight though, at least 30 pounds

>> No.9855155

>>9854265
>I've prepped approximately two onions in my entire life

>> No.9855161

>>9853134
>americans invented pork ribs

damn....

>> No.9855165

>>9853224
EEEWWWWW THE ORANGE ONE WITH HER SPIT ON IT WENT BACK IN THE BAG

>> No.9855169

>>9855155
Not the guy you're quoting, but I make mirepoix, juliennes and brunoises regularly and I don't need to tap my knife against the board

>> No.9855180

>>9854278
everything that isn't uk is flimsy shit

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>>9854278

>> No.9855202

>>9853685
And particles of metal In your food is better than sulphur?

>> No.9855210

>>9854124
Or you could just use any knife.

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>>9854278

>> No.9855230

>>9855216
>file name
You need to get a life.

>> No.9855231

>>9854564
Why are soyboys so scared of non-sanitized food
>THE GROUND BEEF HAS SKIM TRIMMINGS IN IT, OH GOD IT'S LITERALLY DOG FOOD. IT'LL KILL ME IF I EAT IT.
Toughen up.

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>>9854812

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>>9855230
xD

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>>9853915
>yur gona cery tat weit

>> No.9855249

>>9855161
no one said that you dumb fuck

>> No.9855250

>>9853259
do koreans only eat shitty food?

>> No.9855278

>>9853575
>It's only deliverable in Japan
No shit.

>> No.9855475

>>9853251
I hope he lets me chew the rind

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>>9854665

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>>9854665
>>9854568

>> No.9855755

>>9855250
Most Korean food is pretty bad and they definitely don't have anything as savory as that.

>> No.9855825

>>9854677
fridges are typically a little under 6 feet, so based on that picture he's probably under 5'9"

>> No.9855828

>>9854832
she's got nice skin

>> No.9855840

>>9853627
Clearly we know who's the idiot here.
Fuck off until you've eaten any quality real beef

>> No.9855843

>>9854329
For kids lunches

>> No.9855852

>>9854052
Yes, it's only a small scratch

>> No.9855884

>le ugly, scruffy american cooks badly, so funny!


hate jack

>> No.9855922

>>9853332
"""salad"""

>> No.9855930

>>9853601
Beef is SO expensive in Japan, it's insane

>> No.9855953

>>9853761
The amount of salt he consumed there should have killed him.

>> No.9855957

>>9855953
Consumed would imply it stayed in

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>>9854565
PEEL THE ONION FIRST JACK

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>> No.9856134

>>9854709
>any1 who isnt a fatass is anorexic

>> No.9856190

>>9855825
he's shorter than that

>> No.9856209

>>9856107
>all that salt on his wrist

>> No.9856213

>>9854397
I can have one?

>> No.9856214

>>9856134
I didn't imply they were anorexic, Anon, I implied they were bulimic.

>> No.9856221

>>9856209
try it and you will understand
its the best seasoning method, it really evenly spreads seasonings over a very wide area

>> No.9856251

>>9854565
What's with the goofy ass knives and other various kitchen utensils this clown uses all the time? A lot of them are like play skool tier in appearance...which i guess is perfect for jack.

>> No.9856267

>>9855852
She's a big girl

>> No.9856301

>>9856214
nice one tumblr!

>> No.9856322

>>9854212
I'm not a competitive eater, he can certainly do it faster than me but this looks like the same retard who eats a chipotle burrito in 45 seconds, looking like he's going to tear away at it like a hungry raptor at any second, but just takes a series of mildly large bites.
Google some actual competitive eaters and you'll see what I mean, they have a calm, rapid eating technique, they don't just JAM IT INTO MY FACE AS AGGRESSIVELY AS I CAN RAWWWR I AM A BIG MANLY EATING MACHINE!!@!

>> No.9856376

>>9853685
People who care about their health don't eat steak.

>> No.9856390

>>9856376
wrong

>> No.9856393

>>9856322
it's guinness world records, they force a fork and knife for most all of their eating records, because it was started by a guy that did that

>> No.9856396

>>9856393
Well that's just downright retarded

>> No.9856401

>>9855165
Dibs on that one

>> No.9856403

>>9856301
Tumblr is where they all hang out.

>> No.9856429

>>9854347
hey, whatever pays the bills
i imagine it beats an actually working job

>> No.9856439

>>9853960
that's kind of the point of his channel

>> No.9856472

>>9856403
Yeah its full of fatties its so gross

>> No.9856499

>>9855192
kek

>> No.9856508

>>9853770
>Im pretty sure he wouldnt be using the knife like that if he wasnt wearing the mail glove.
That's one of the dumbest things I have read.

"Im pretty sure he wouldnt be cutting things on his counter like that if he didnt have a cuttin board unerneath"

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>>9853532
Does it hurt to be as stupid as you?

>> No.9856536

>>9854039

Looks like a snozcumber desu

>> No.9856565
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Oh look asians
I like asians
asians so cool its just like in my anime

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>>9856213
Only if you got cash.

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>>9854832

>> No.9856636

>>9854039
Nice CGI

>> No.9856643

>>9856472
Much better to be a bulimic Asian.

>> No.9856648

>>9856643
It is

>> No.9856652

>>9854124
Just fucking dice the nuts with a chef knife, what the fuck.

>> No.9856679

>>9856648
They're what make these threads great.

>> No.9856694

>>9853442
>why go for flavor when you can have a tub of oily water?

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>> No.9856974

>>9854565
Do you think people watch him because their product comes out terrible too?

Like sometimes I enjoy watching amateur porn instead of studio made because it feels more real.

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>> No.9857025

>>9854278
damn italy, get it together

>> No.9857036

>>9853178
I want her to do that but to my head. What a way to go

>> No.9857054
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>> No.9857061

>>9856976
Why is he using a switch blade to cut bread?

>> No.9857086

>>9853259
I'm sorry, but are these not the same people who put things like shrimp and mayonnaise on their pizza? Asking for a Koreans opinion on pizza is like asking for a bears opinion on parking tickets.

They just won't get it.

>> No.9857101

>>9856130
>when you hate alcohol so much you spend more time sculpting the ice than you do fixing the fucking drink.

>> No.9857102

>>9856976

>sriracha mayo

WA LA EXCELLENTE~

Save some Michelin Stars for the rest of us, Gordo.

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>> No.9857244

>>9853689
I don't care what "muh quality" is, there isn't any food out there that is worth $311/lb. If you believe there is, you're a sucker and I look forward to all the people taking advantage of your retardation.

>> No.9857279

>>9854278
I'm traveling to Japan in February and just realized I should buy a converter.

>> No.9857297

>>9856976
>>9857061
That's not a switchblade, but yes, I too question his use of a pocket knife to cut the bread.

>> No.9857309

>>9854124
i just creamed

>> No.9857314
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>>9853761
>raiders fans

>> No.9857348

>>9853685
actually, there is a dish at hawaii that uses meat cooked with lava

>> No.9857361

>>9853654
The massage thing is actually a myth

>> No.9857374

>>9853243
>be me
>take wife and kid to shitcago pizza joint
>place order
>fill up on bread, salad and water
>1 hour and 15 minutes after ordering, pie arrives
>box it up
>take it home
>reheat next day for lunch
>MFW i throw it all away and be pissed for spending over $80 on a shit meal

>> No.9857377

>>9856130
Why don't they just put some water in a mold instead of carving ice?

>> No.9857405

>>9854829
what does this guy have against sharp knives?

>> No.9857411

>>9856107
who ordered the chop with a side o' douche?

>> No.9857453

>>9853134
Their Video with North Koreans was very interesting.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T0TYCEXmi90

>> No.9857526

>>9854568
holy shit i actually laughed out loud

notices the thing is upside down, flips it proper
thing just flings open, like wtf

>> No.9857603

>>9854517
Is that mah nigga Andy?!

>> No.9857631

>>9856966
Jesus what the fuck

>> No.9857693

>>9853256
Rosati's is delicious you waste of precious carbs.

>> No.9857719

>>9857453
>that reaction to the beef rib platter
Pretty adorable desu

>> No.9857768

>>9855231
I think it's a fair point to make if companies are misleading consumers who think that they're getting quality stuff.

>> No.9857894

>>9853178
>you'll never touch me there again, daddy!

>> No.9857921

>>9853575
>They're taking _____ to the next level!
I wish people who say things like this would tie a rope around their necks and jump down toward the previous level.

>> No.9857940

>>9854517
lol

>> No.9857959

>>9853214
Goddamn I want some cookies now

>> No.9857999

>>9853941
Made me remember when you get transformed into a zombie in metal slug

>> No.9858009

>>9855192
Jews have many things going for them, but clearly not that

>> No.9858017

>>9853575
Would love to be in the same room as their farts after that meal

>> No.9858035

>>9856976
>oil the pan before cooking spam
>only lightly browning the spam
>breaking the yolk while deep frying egg in oil
>disgusting amount of green onion
>sriracha diarrhea to top it off

How can you be a morbidly obese professional chef and still fuck up literally every step of the most simple dish?

>> No.9858064

>>9854278
the brazilian one is the best

>> No.9858079

>>9856976
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PQe9hnkCDTQ

is fried spam really good?

>> No.9858110

>>9853252
that's vile

>> No.9858113

>>9858064
>Brazilian
I think you mean Swiss.

>> No.9858123

>>9857054
this one gets me everytime.

how does he manage to undercook such a thin, shitty little steak.

Shit like this makes me think jack does it on purpose. That pan isn't evne hot.

>> No.9858147

>>9856251
I always see a bunch of weird utensils at the kitchen aisle at my super market, also knife sets with like 10+ blades where 7 of them look crazy.

>> No.9858176

>>9858035
You should watch the actual video where he talks about every point to make

>> No.9858183

>>9856974
I think you're right actually.

>> No.9858267

>>9857140
I rarely go full /pol/, but what a bunch of nu-male looking cucks.

>> No.9858291

>>9858267
What, you don't think that a few mildly spicy cheetos mixed with a metric shitton of milk and cream are mouth-twisting spicy?

>> No.9858312

>>9858123
Of course it's on purpose

>> No.9858328

>>9857374
Something tells me you're not married with a kid.

>> No.9858383

>webm thread
>235 posts
>~50 webms
Good thread guys, keep it up

>> No.9858406

>>9856130
>shiro dreams of ice blocks

fucking japs are so autistic it isn't even funny anymore

>> No.9858418

>>9853466
I bet he can't eat this pizza

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>>9858418
forgot pic

>> No.9858470

>>9853466
>Eating pizza world record.
>Its literally uncooked dough.
Where have the standards gone?

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>> No.9858532

>>9853214
class, this gif demonstrates that men are stupid

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>>9853134
I know how much you guys love Ja/ck/ so here's some fresh webm

>> No.9858548

>>9858526
A beautiful bunch o' ripe banana.

>> No.9858580

>>9854779
I mean they're "spicy" if you eat them raw and alone. On a sandwich or cooked or any other way they're just extra flavor, not really spicy, though

>> No.9858586

>>9858536
Oh you mean the one that's been posted no less than 4 times in this thread already?
Fuck off mate.

>> No.9858589

>>9858586
:(

>> No.9858598

>>9856107
"Taps Knife" is the new "Tips Fedora" isn't it?

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>> No.9858605

>>9857348
i live in hawaii and that isnt a thing, at least nowadays

>> No.9858649

>>9858079
yes. it's the fuckin best.

t. hawaiian

>> No.9858699

>>9856107
>cuts towards himself
Oh boy

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>> No.9858735

>>9853528
That's pretty awesome

>> No.9858745

>>9857140
That guy at the 5 second mark makes me so angry. What a faggot.

>> No.9858768

>>9853575
How do they keep the meat hot?

>> No.9858771

>>9858768
Tubes under the sand.

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>>9858771

>> No.9858783

>>9854278
I demand jack posting , please

>> No.9858789

>>9854568
Jesus christ, my sides!

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>> No.9858804

>>9854987
She's not average, she's gorgeous dude.

>> No.9858807

>>9857374
something tells me you are a fucking retard

>> No.9858839

>>9857405
He's not allowed to use them

>> No.9858843

>>9853243
They probably just pulled the mozz curd in house and didn't squeeze out any of the water after it was pulled

>> No.9858850

>>9853214
dumb bitch is making a mess

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>>9856986
THIN

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>>9858852
>/ck/ makes anime real

>> No.9858876

>>9858872
I want to make tender love to her and feel her spasm as she orgasms.

>> No.9858897

>>9858876
You will feel her spasm from here ataxia.

>> No.9858916

>>9858601
how the fuck does he get out of there without breaking the eggs

>> No.9858917

>>9858897
I am ok with that

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>> No.9858928

>>9856986
Chinaman cheesecake.

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>> No.9858930

>>9858924
The mezito people are a creative bunch. Not in a good way mind you but at least they try.

>> No.9858939

>>9858548
hide de deadly

>> No.9858947

>>9853251
Wawlamelom savant!

>> No.9858950
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>>9858927
By far the least offensive of the "styrofoam contain filled with Mexican shit" webm series

>> No.9858957

>>9854564

why is bailey jay in this video

>> No.9858968

>>9854829

>that cross blade technique

truly the pinnacle participant of culinary arts

>> No.9858980

>>9854564

So just make sure you're getting quality food? Nothing in this makes me want to avoid animal products. It just makes me want to avoid low quality animal products even more than I already do. I don't eat any of the shit in that webm so it doesn't really make me feel one way or another.

>> No.9858981

>>9856966

sometimes i think to myself


>you know anon, you arent really that decent of a cook. youre pretty bottom tier. anyone can make stuff homemade and from scratch, you need to really step up your game

and then i come to gif threads

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>> No.9859001

>>9858996
>>9859000
This is like a Goofus and Gallant comic.

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>> No.9859008

>>9858996
>>9859000
No matter how good they are, they've only got a few years until they lose a finger.

>> No.9859010

>>9859004
god I hate this fucking faggot and his gross pubestache and his shitty "lol so wacky" expressions

>> No.9859014

>>9859000
This guy gets way too close to cutting himself several times.

>> No.9859017

>>9859014
it's a poo, who cares

>> No.9859025

>>9858872
>>9858950
what ailment does this woman have?

>> No.9859028

>>9859000
RIP to pajeet's fingers

>> No.9859030

>>9859025
Cerebral palsy, just has difficulties controlling her body

>> No.9859046

>>9856966
Beef confit?

>> No.9859089

>>9859004
I wanna fuck that fat chink.

>> No.9859094

>>9858981
it's still true

>> No.9859099

>>9858980
they're not trying to make you avoid animal products.

>> No.9859212

>>9859025
she's a spastic, very sad

>> No.9859216

>>9858924
pls tell me everything they put on that cob
i could only guess the red thing thats prob crushed flaming hot cheetos

>> No.9859227

>>9858649
>t. hawaiian
Listen, don't lie to the man, okay? Shits only good in spam musubi

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>>9853259
>>9857086
Kek Korean pizza is a fucking abomination. I spent a month there for work once and although I liked their food a lot, much of it lacks variation when it comes to taste so I got tired of it pretty quickly. One night I got a craving for something more western and decided to order a pizza.

>had seen the horrorful mix of toppings that are commonly used, so cautiously decide to play it safe by ordering a plain peperoni pizza
>pizza arrives and it looks fine, I mean what could they do wrong with something so simple?
>take a bite and immediately taste an overwhelming sweetness
>wtf how
>put the slice down, realize fingers are now sticky
>the entire fucking pizza is coated in some kind of sugar syrup. Crust, toppings, everything

I ate Korean until the end of the trip after that

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>>9853134
this clip unironically made me proud to be amerimutt

>> No.9859474

>>9858601
He doesn't. He has to cook them all to get out.

>> No.9859482

>>9858950
Still would pound her to oblivion/10

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>>9857377
>tfw
even an average /ck/ user is smarter than one of the most awarded bartending hack

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>>9853214
all this is doing for me is getting me angry that someone can be this fucking inept at eating cookies and milk.

>> No.9859509

>>9853251
the jokes just write themselves

>> No.9859537

>>9854564
ok packaged grated cheeses and hot dogs are fucking gross compared to the good stuff you find at a local deli.

>> No.9859567

>>9858916
he lives there

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>>9858797
>>9857140
May I ask what the actual fucking point of these foods are, Is it really just to just have a bunch of teenagers, annoying manchild numales, and thots post about it on social media? What a huge waste of time and effort for shit that no regular person wants.

>> No.9859712

>>9859000
>Not wearing gloves
>Performing quick jerking motions around the band saw
>Wearing a wrist watch during operation that's just waiting to snag
That webm is too triggering for me. There's no way that guy still has all his digits by now

>> No.9859801

>>9859357
How do koreans taste?

>> No.9859807

>>9858996
>>9859000
>No tapping their knives/saws
Amateurs

>> No.9859816

>>9856966
Well oil beef hooked

>> No.9859905

>>9858079
It's pretty nice if you'e got something acid to cut through the grease, like a pickled gherkin or something.

>> No.9859934

>>9857140
I hate the concept, I hate the editing and I hate the clientele.

>> No.9859940

>>9859578
I'm pretty sure >>9858797 is a joke.

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>>9858872
>you will never cook, care and cock for her

>> No.9859971

>>9859801
I wrote Korean as in Korean food, not Koreans.

But to answer your question: like salty coins

>> No.9860313

>>9854679
doesnt matter the size i always fuck it up

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>> No.9860417

>>9853251
they thought tyrone was joking when he said he wanted a degree in watermelon

>> No.9860469

>>9858064
this shit isn't standard at all here in monkeyland. i've seen half of the ones in that pic irl

>> No.9861378

>>9856221
>being this much of a knife tapper in the year 2017