/ck/ - Food & Cooking

Currently home alone for the holidays
Girlfriend's grandmother died so she has to go to the funeral for the holidays.
I am okay with this because that means I have the house all to myself to get shitfaced without anyone judging me.

Just going throug my usual merry go round of binges and withdrawals. Theyre getting less bad as i near age fourty though. Holidays are no different than any other time for me. Hope you people avoid serious dependence and or withdrawal.

>>9859306
>$6.99 for 750ml

cheapest 750ml I can get is $28 on special $38 otherwise

>>9859342
>used valium to deal with hangovers and tremors for three years
>using the holidays to come off valium.

Damn I feel stupid

>>9859360
Where the hell do you live?!
those are Canadian prices.

You need to move to the glorious /Dixie/

6.99 + tax for 750ml of 40% is just normal here.

2 litres baby

>drinking recklessly
>feeling it weeks later
>notice palms are more red than normal
>google red palms
>its a sign of cirrhosis of liver

Welp, i guess you can drink yourself into cirrhosis in a single..two binges.

>>9859360
Cucked tbqh

Going to visit family tomorrow so I didn't drink last night and won't tonight so I don't look too shit.

But it's ok, afterwards I got a week of no work, drinking and video games.

Merry Christmas.

>>9859306
favorite budget drink? Burnettes flavored vodka. Its only 35%, but 12 dollars for a 1.75 ML bottle.
Be careful though, it has given me the shakes so hard coming down, but getting drunk as shit for 4 dollars is practically worth it.

>>9859431
12$ dollarybucks for a handle?!
Where do you live man
And what flavor do you recommend.?

>>9859419
fuck me, i used to get those red spots in my skin as well when i drank hard liquor.
thankfully i stopped all together 6 months ago.
you can do it, too!

>>9859313
how does your girlfriend deal with your alcolholism? is she hooked, too?

>>9859436
Cape Cod MA, very high al/ck/ to normie ratio which probably drives down prices.

Watermelon and cranberry are personal favorites. shit tastes like skittles after a few hours in the freezer.

>>9859452
>cirrhosis
>red slightly itchy spots on hands

This is me. I mean I know I'm an alcoholic and I know it destroys your liver but it just doesn't feel real. I drink all night like I've done for the last 4 years and I get up in the morning fine.

I just need to be smarter than I am.

>>9859419
oh fuck oh gawd.
My palms have red splotches on them.

No no please gtell me this isnt true

>>9859306
Anyone else drink while they are sick?

>>9859367
only alc is one thing, but mixing it with other gabaerg substances is really worse. you should try to quit one or the other.
i think benzos alone dont fuck up your liver as much as alc but they are harder to kick off ultimately.

>>9859462
Na she just loves me, 6years together makes a relationship strong sometimes. I am that sometimes
>>9859465
Good on you mate. A handle of cheap shit here is $18buckeroos or $15 on sale. so that is impressive. I'm from the liquor capitol of murica t. Kentucky/Tennessee

>>9859466
same with me, i never even considered, that something could be wrong with my liver.
i used to think it had something to with bad blood distribution that i inherited from my mother (she gets these red spots, too). i was also only 21 when i drank that much and got these spots.
damn, i should thank my ex for getting me to stop the drinking...

>>9859469
Never tried drinking when sick to cure it.
Is it effective?

>>9859479
of course not
i mean i dont think it makes it worse, but it definitely wont cure it

>>9859468
>>9859452
>we dont pay attention to changes in our bodies weeee

>>9859466
Di you legit have cirrhosis diagnosed, after only 4 years? Thats about how long ive been drinking and my last binges really musta done something to me because my palms are so red maybe not as much as i think, but the part of the palm near the thumb is moderately red.

>>9859485
dont get my hopes up friend.

Anyways, suprisingly since I became an alc instead of a dope head I have not gotten sick once in 2 whole years.
So glad as I was a sickly child but this is downright relieving to not be ill 8 months out of the year.

>>9859468
Wait were you mocking me?

>>9859493
no, why? this is concerning.

>>9859478
Glad you quit m8.

>>9859487
No I don't have a diagnosis but I have the bumps, dry skin, red skin, sore liver area occasionally. People's tolerance seems to vary a lot though.

>>9859495
Yes, yes it is. Im about to call and get my lab results. I hope they checked my liver enzymes and everything is normal.

Wish me luck and good fortune

>>9859501
Good luck brotherman
positive thoughts.

>>9859421
>Free rehab
You're cucked by your health system.

>>9859431
>1.75 ML
A small tea spoon?
mL means 1/1000L

>>9859504
Im thinking positive, with a tad bit of paranoia. But it looks like i cant get the results until thursday..my luck

>>9859367
No easy fix all, eh? Youll be ok one of these days

>>9859423
Dont let it turn into a bender......

anyone else seeing these new ads on the bottom of the page?

Read a story about a guy who was drinking in San Fran. Woke up in an alley way with his pants off and his asshole stretched out. Dude nutted on him and everything. Pretty embaressing mayne.
an. I'd say being raped as a man is pretty bad to have to suffer thru.

I stole a girl's drink.when she wasn't looking and I.ended up roofied. People call this "mine sweeping."

It's what I get for being a thief. Now I have to live with the knowledge some poor girl was lucid when she got raped.

>>9859523
WD's as well as hepatic encephalopathy can cause hallucinations, might want to taper better or see a doc.

>>9859528
Not really the thread youre looking for

>>9859531
LOL mine sweeping. Perfect.

I completely lost all taste for strong alcohol and even beer is barely interesting me. It's only the wine I made with my grandmother that I actually like.

>>9859561
Sounds like your alcoholism will be cured once gram dies.

>>9859565
no please

I'm off on another bender... fucking 4lokos and vodka kill me now. Anyways, I hope to post again when I'm hearing noises from my computer.

-gin blossoms motherboard guy

>hate life when sober
>hate life when drunk
>cant even enjoy weed anymore
fuck
fuck
fuck

Cut drinking to 4 fifths a week. Got a job interview. With me luck al/ck/ys

>>9859783
Good luck norman

>>9859783
I guess if thats an improvement good job. Good luck.

>>9859419
>Welp, i guess you can drink yourself into cirrhosis in a single..two binges.
maybe if those binges lasted a decade each

>>9859510
No it's ML. Mega liters. More vodka than you can possibly imagine.

>>9859306
PUT YOUR FAGGOT AL/CK/ IN THE SUBJECT LINE YOU FAGGOT FUCKING LOSERS

nobody wants to see your pathetic reddit depression thread so use the subject so I don't see you losers

>>9859811
Jesus Christ get a grip. I for one won’t do as you ask, solely because you’re such a cock.

>tfw first year ever I'm tasked with making Christmas dinner for my family (7 people, 3 kids).


Going to be either a moderately OK meal, Or a drunken disaster

>>9859531
>tfw some lonely guy trying to roofy a chick
>wastes roofies on a drunk and doesn't get laid


Poor bastard

>>9859809

>>9859831
Imagine the possibilities.

>>9859860
>when it’s microliters

Woke up vomiting at 3 AM after a 4 day bender, went to ER in an acute panic state, they ran my insurance and saw other Benzo scripts plus the codeine my dentist gave me, basically called me a drug seeker and told me to fuck off cuz my vitals weren’t off the charts.

Well it’s four hours sober later and my vitals are sure as fuck extremely elevated. Thank you modern medicine.

Dude is sick. We have cheap meds that can cure you in an instant. No you can’t have any.

>>9859870
What do you want?
Are you taking b-comblex? You should be.

I cashed out my bitcoins at $2000 because I thought it was bubble that was going to burst.

>>9859868
>microliters
>not miniliters

>>9859880

It is a bubble.

I will try to not drink too much between now and 24th. After that it's bottoms up for a week straight.

>>9859884
Thats not real!

>>9859878
Yes I take a multivitamin and b super complex every day after my morning puke sesh

Want i WANT is more Xanax to be unscheduled and OTC at every fucking Walgreens and CVS

>>9859896
We'd end up having a /Xanax/ general here too.

>>9859896
Buy rc benzos.

Not that hard

>>9859896
darknet markets. next day delivery

>>9859906
Yeah I worry about purity and paradoxical adverse reactions...any etizolam tales, lads?

>>9859913
What about the feds man? I have bad enough anxiety as it is

>>9859920
Your worried about a drug that's approved by the FDA in almost every European and indian country but you drink alcohol to the point of almost dying daily?
lol ok sure

>>9859924
why would the feds waste a fuckton of resources to target you personally for buying 28 tabs of valium?

>>9859306
your shits are bad, they're runny and disgusting and you use a small village's worth of toilet paper every week, you fucking animal

try pic related, i suggest it for the sole fact of its smallness. I am currently half cut and need to go bed, I only have greek yoghurt in the fridge and I just can't make myslef eat half a dozen tablespoons of it. In my experience, one of the yakult will have me fibrous and pooing like a normal human being the next day thank goodness

godspeed boozers and i hope you make it out of this hell one day

>>9859942
>>9859931
Controlled delivery horror stories

I have real shit luck with these dealings. Also after the clusterfuck ER trip I’m probably blacklisted all over the western world

>>9859967
I don't think any amount of yogurt is going to have me not shitting oil 6 times a day.

>>9859342
>as i near age fourty though

holy shit

>>9859968
Time to look to Eastern medicine my friend

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>>9859342

I'm 23 and I get withdrawals almost every time I drink now. It fucking sucks. Been drinking heavily since 16 and I miss the days when I could just wake up have some more drinks and be fine by afternoon... Now I basically can't function at all for at least 4 days after drinking.

>>9860013
b

>>9860021
y-you can go 4 days without drinking?

>>9859920
I was on Etizolam from august till october.
What do you want to know?

>>9860008
Yeah when I was in japan they had this headache medicine with acetaminophen and caffeine and a sedative called Apronalide, OTC. Shit was cash, basically a speedball

>>9860038
Did you have purity issues? Hot spots? Was it a controllable relaxation like Ativan or was it black out city with compulsive redosing?

>>9859306
>Vodka ( $6.99 for 750ml God bless the south)
vodka was $10/handle (1.75L) here in vegas. that exact vodka was suddenly gone one day (the brand was surprisingly local and distilled in the valley). it saddens me because it was cheap as fuck and didn't taste like smirnoff/nail polish remover when you drank it straight or room temp. now the next cheapest is probably Wolfschmidt at $11 which is just shite to drink straight.

my previous drink was last week sunday. haven't really eaten more than 2k calories since then either. the days have gotten so damn boring, lethargic and it goes on for longer than i remember from not drinking. part of me wants to go buy a cheap handle to save money and the other part wants to buy cheap beer so i don't get as fucked up but it costs more in terms of $/ABV. plus if i get too fucked up it might trigger another bipolar manic episode of mine which isn't pretty. it feels fucking great when i am in an episode but i'm severely more prone to doing stupid/regretful shit. i'm also in the depressive state and was close to ending it these last 2 weeks. the last time i felt this low was a few years ago when i was binge drinking a handle of vodka every 3 days for several weeks but i haven't drank a damn thing. i also took up smoking (cigarettes) maybe one fag every few days to help me cope. it's actually helped.

the difference in my appearance physically is so different from abstaining, it's mind boggling. my face has gotten skinnier, the dark rings below my eyes have faded and my abdominal region isn't bloated so i can see my adonis belt and maybe a 2 pack. it may also be a contribution that i have the urge to drink more than to eat. i haven't really gotten any major hunger pangs from fasting.

i'll most likely get a handle during the weekend. hope ya'll are having a tolerable holiday season.

>>9860053
I made a solution in vodka. So no issues with hotspots.
About the purity I can only say that it turned as good as any other I had, despite being cheaper than usual

>>9860057
Amazing. I live in Eastern Europe and 0.5l of cheapest vodka is $5 or so.

>>9860064
I’m American and I would assume Eastern Europe would have cheaper vodka.

>>9860058
so u dissolve in vodka and then filter? or just straight measure the solution and drink it?

>>9860046
>acetaminophen
very bad for the liver when taken on top of severe alcohol consumption

>>9860076
It's just my country, I assume Ukraine/Russia have cheaper spirits.

>>9860080
You usually don't have to filter it. You will get a clear solution after a few minutes of stirring. What would you even want to filter out? You get the etiz as a powder.
I measured the solution with a little syringe. You can get them in a drugstore or even off amazon. I usually made a 1mg/ml solution, so to get 1mg etiz you have to measure 1ml - you can straight up drink that or mix it with water/juice. I never thought that necessary though, as it is so little liquid.

coming off a 3 day bender with puking twice a day

woke up today in a fucking state, sweaty and shaking.
but 5 mg klonopin later and i am feeling /comfy/

>>9859811
Make two filters, one for title, one for body.
If we put it in the title, the Anons who only have filtered the body complain, and vice versa.
Go to reddit if you want well moderated thread titles, here is an old ass bulletin board with picture.

>>9859868
µL

>>9859896
Booze is what you're looking for. As addictive as benzo, stops benzo withdrawals, is obtainable without a prescription.

>>9859967
Probiotics don't do shit against liver and pancreas failure.

>>9859306
I usually just go to the liquor store and get like 12 different really cheap beers and a bottle of decent rum. It usually lasts me a week or so

>>9859419
You have a dirty ass hairy chest? I hear you're last susceptible if you have one

>>9859477
I wanted to say this was gay as fuck, but I'm actually pretty jealous that you have a hen that will love you beyond the potential vice of alcohol. Good for you, Anon.

>>9859469
Idk, you fuckin' breathe when you're sick?

>>9860021
Eveybody hits that point eventually... Just gotta accept your situation

>>9859811
Motherfucker I was hammered when I made this, I noticed the gay ass title and couldnt edit it.
Get a grip you fuck
Its just a thread.
Fuck you.

>>9859485
I beg to differ, I usually drink when I get sick. Only screwdrivers, and in moderation, but it can help with sore throats and I feel better within a couple of days, which are usually weeks if I don't drink.

>>9859795
>>9859796

I think your luck came through! It went good. I find out before Christmas

>>9860789
>Christmas eve
>they say “no”
Nobody could withstand this level of needing a drink. Fingers crossed you get it.

The people I live with don't like when I drink.
Should I move out?

1.75l boi here
I started my taper and I’ve bade it down to about a 800 ml- a liter a day comfortably, but am still working it down.
I doubt I’ll make it through the holiday sober, but I’m pretty happy with myself for cutting down. I hardly get “drunk” anymore, which blows but it kind of makes me have less interest apart from fighting wds.

>>9860851
*made it down
*an 800
One of the major downsides to this is the absolutely crippling insomnia, it makes me hazy during the day god damn it.

>>9860851
That's a huge step. Keep it up. It will mean a lot to your family

>>9860811
I'm drinking either way ha. Probably more if they say yes cause I can do one last binge till early January

>>9859306
Sick of the bouts of depression.
Sick of wanting to kms.
Sick of being sober.
Sick of drinking and alienating my family.
Sick of everything.

>>9860866
Have you tried melatonin?

>>9860904
This.

This.

>>9860897
>one last binge
Precious

>>9861011
Agreed, I can't even count the numnber of times it was
Oh just one last binge and then ill taper off and be done forever.

What a naive fool.

>>9861028
For me Kratom was a huge help to stop drinking.
It's still legal in the US i think, maybe you should give it a try.
I feel like staying totally sober is the most difficult for me, so substituting the alc for something less harmful (but nonetheless also addictive) was strategy that worked.

>>9860908
Yes. I took it when I was younger, it never really did/ no longer does anything for me, and just pisses me off because it inhibits my alertness. I’ve also tried ambien which didn’t help at all, either.

>>9860829
Get drunk and tell THEM to move out! That should solve your problems

>>9861042
No it is no longer legal, especially so in the south.
A few places have headshops that still sell outdated kratom tea shots, but if you want it you have to go in the internet and order them off a .onion website.

>>9861056
I did that on saturday now I just feel like an asshole.

>>9861058
yeah well then buy it online, its much cheaper anyway.

>>9861063
They sadly dont think any less of you regardless

>>9861069
>Kek sadly

went to ER
said i was withdrawing
doctor looked at my pharmacy records and saw i had prescribed like 5 mg xanax a month ago and that my dentist gave me codeine
and that was that, out the door into the rain with ever-worsening withdrawals

>>9861203
and maybe on some sort of faggot-tier drug black list?

>>9861203
5 mg a DAY?

or a script for 5 mg total.

The former sounds abso-fucking-lutely dangerous
the latter sounds useful.

I've been pissing the bed more lately. Dunno what the fuck is up with that I don't even drink as much as I used to.

>>9861215
5 mg total, one off, no refills

>>9859306
About to go to a 4 week substance abuse/mental health program. Anything I should know before I go? Ive been to 2 psych wards before and hated everything about it. Basically shut myself in my room 24/7 and didnt go to any of the group therapies. I think this one is going to be different than a psych ward though. Any advice? Actually want to come out feeling better this time.

>>9861483
It’ll be much like you imagine it will be. Extremely uncomfortable, boring and pointless. Look at relapse rates, nobody has any idea how go treat alcoholism.

>>9861513
Well at the very least once I get out of there I think my discharged from the military will be processed, so it’s not completely pointless. Hopefully I will be able to go back home shortly after. These places wouldnt even be bad if they let us keep our phones and internet access.

>>9861483
I went to a cushy one called Sibcy in Cincinnati. Private nice rooms with king sized beds and oak furnishing, gardens, activities, big tv with netflix and video games. Could order food from a nice menu, was good food. And could use internet and personal phones at all times. Day trips to Trader Joe’s and the zoo.

Still sucked massively I cried a lot there and wanted to die. Relapsed hard as fuck a year later.

>>9861566
Also every night at least one person would lose his shit and scream and get belligerent and get hauled off by security and dosed with sedatives

>>9859306
Anyone else /jaundice/ here?
Am I jutt being paranoid? I've had about a fifth since noon

>>9859413
Went to Croatia for a working trip for 2 months. This is literally one of the shittiest beers I have ever had, but it's just so so so cheap. You guys really know how to excel at alcoholism.

>>9861575
That’s not anything even remotely resembling jaundice.

>>9861575
Youre good bro. I drank myself halfway to death i thought, and my blood results came back better than my last labwork. Kidneys, liver, pancreas all functioning optimally. Ive been having withdrawal sensations but you are in no danger of anything my man, unless you have issues with your organs. Get a cmp from your doctor if youre concerned. Do not memtion alcohol as the reason.

>>9861604
>>9861600
Good shit
Will make me some rum and egg nog to celebrate

ah shit lads I've fallen right off the wagon these last couple of weeks, literally don't even know what happened or where I've been for most of it. feel like I've been jumping down flights of stairs. think I might have said a bunch of cringey mental case shit to my friends and family. all after like 6 months of having it under control. really hope I can get the lid back on it now, I was actually enjoying life for a while there

>>9861619
They will forgive you but you are hurting them man. You are causing them pain not yourself. Show then that you understand that

>>9861767

I'm trying. Seems kind of redundant to keep apologizing for shit then doing it again though. It's motivation to get my shit back in check though, I hate knowing I'm making people worry

>>9859510
Free rehab sux tho. Its full of people who dont wanna quit. They're just there so they dont go to prison. Either court ordered or they have court coming up. Fuckin joke.

>>9860866
Yeah the insomnia is a bitch but it gets better as you get used to your new alcohol intake. I used to save a bit more of my daily alcohol for when I was about to go to bed so I could go to bed some what shit faced and dose off a bit more easily.

>>9861891
You're confusing with AA in USA, the only free option there.

>>9861827
Drinking is just too easy. I'm trying to find goals because when I have goals I cant just drink the night before and then do a half ass job. Been rough for a while tho. I might have just found my break recently. Drinking to celebrate tho fuck

Weed is about to be fully legal in my state? Should I try to make the switch from booze to strictly weed? Just had a suicide attempt and dui so I really think i need to stop drinking. Will weed make things better?

>>9859860
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HFfpq3XIRko

>>9862075
Are you me?

>>9859306
anyone else vape? I just bought a new one and I don't know how I went so long without it.

I don't even want cigs when I drink anymore.

Vaping Boyds Bounty right now and it it taste identical to a rum soaked cigar. Delicious.

>>9862075
Don't want to tell you what to do because everyone is different, but in my experience using weed to come off of withdrawal is fucking hell if you're an anxious person.

Worst terror I've ever had in my life was being stoned as fuck while withdrawing and I only get mild withdrawals. Didn't feel right for fucking weeks. If you can maybe try and taper and then work your way up on a high CBD strain. High THC makes me insane.

Best of luck anon, lord knows the weed is probably at least better physically.

>>9862093
I really like this anon. Thanks.

Bluegrass is true american music. godbless.

How many days of daily drinking does physical dependence take? I've been drinking everyday for a while and today I was shaky and anxious until I started.

>>9862718
depends, that's how it starts.

when the hangovers change from a headache and other minor shit and turn into a sense of fear that could be relieved by a drink = start of withdrawals

>>9859920
etizolam is similar to xanax, and you can buy on clearnet easy in most states. But you have to respect it like other benzos. You can get addicted, then you have to taper etc. to avoid hard WDs.

It's easy to research a trustworthy vendor with good stuff. You can get pills or powder you mix with a liquid solution, then measure with oral syringe. But if you have a lot of trouble not drinking excessive amounts of alc, you might best avoid.

Where's my al/ck/ys ? I'm playing guitar with cheap rum. Wbu?

>>9859386
Well damn, here it costs around 14 euro for the cheapest bottle, so figure15 dollars. Netherlands.

>>9859306

Why the fuck are you bragging about the price of a 750ml when it's always a much better deal for a handle, and then you don't have to go to the liquor store every single day.

>>9862941
eh... i can drink a handle of bottom shelf vodka in about ten hours.

>>9862948
I can't wait to be a real al/ck/ like you

>>9862948

I pick up a handle pretty much every other day, rotating between 3 different stores. Never finished a handle in one day - never tried.

>>9862957
happens by accident one day.

I quit again about 5 months ago. I just smoke pot all day now.

>>9862959

>I just smoke pot all day now

Wish I could do that, but I get paranoid (even though it's legal).

>>9862969
you gotta get through it. You get used to it, and it fills that need for something to look forward to that getting drunk provides.

Drinking copious amounts of Wild Turkey right now hoping I die in my sleep.

Wish me luck bois!!

>tfw weed instead of fentanyl and booze

>>9862969
When i smoked pot with my ex gf my body rejected it like a weurd poison. My muscles would contract and make my leg or arm move like you're having some kind of attack. Guess a bad trip. But i kept at it and after a few things making my way trough the bad trips it felt heavenly. My body had adjusted, and watching funny series or movies were amazing.

>>9862972
>sucking a big fat titty
Is there any better feel?

>>9862971

>You get used to it

I'm in my early 30's and first smoked in elementary school, and did so pretty occasionally ever since. My anxiety has only gotten worse with age. At best I can be stoned around a group of people if I'm already drunk, but that kind of defeats the purpose.

>>9862981

I mostly just smoke when I'm alone at night and know I'm not going to have to talk to anyone, but even then I sometimes go into hypochondriac mode and feel all sorts of shit going on in my body that doesn't feel right (I'm probably pretty fucked up on the inside anyways).

>>9862985
by get used to it and use it instead of drinking a handle of vodka a day, I mean GET USED TO IT. Smoke three of so big bong loads a day for a few weeks. Paranoia wears off always. You gotta be a trooper.

>>9862988
Yeah that's where drinking differs from pot. When i would smoke pot at night alone, i wouldn't answer any call. I lock the doors, try to keep quiet for the neighbours and i'm a bit paranoid if someone knocks on my door during the evening. I'm very anxious and antisocial when im high, unless i GET high while already with a group.

But the paranoid stuff is a trauma i got from my previous roomates. I thought they were gonna snitch on me; they would knock on my door during the middle of the night while i was smoking.

>>9859360
That sounds steep even for Canada. $28 sounds pretty standard for 750ml bottle of vodka. I typically get 1.14L bottle of 57.1% London Dock rum for about $51.50. Generally speaking, two of those bottles will be enough to get me drunk 5 times, and I typically drink every 3-4 days mostly so basically 2-3 weeks. I spend around $154.50-$206 Canadian a month on booze, and this is the best deal I can possibly get. I've checked. Multiple times.

>1140ml times .571
>650.94ml of 100% pure alcohol divided by $51.50
>12.6ml of 100% pure alcohol per $1.

I've done this autistic-level math many times on what's available. Wine, beer, vodka, whisky, trying different bottle sizes and all sorts. Where I am right now, London Dock gives me the best bang for my buck.

Also, WTF I've been suffering insomnia like never fucking before! I even pulled an all-nighter last night, slept only about 3 hours from 11AM-2PM today, and I'm JUST after spending THREE HOURS trying to get to sleep while sleep deprived but at the very most I might slip into sleep for a few minutes at a time! Consciousness won't FUCK OFF!

>>9862984
if there is i havent found it

>>9863005
>dreams of his ex's big fat titties

>>9862993
im 31 and do this when I smoke cause im not used to it anymore. Damn weeds gotten crazy strong from that BC 12 years ago. the last time I smoked was like 9 months ago and I kept thinking someone was in my bathroom, locked all my doors and turned off my phone so I wouldnt have to communicate with anyone by chance. it wasnt fun at all. Now I cant smoke because my job and honestly, its probably for the best.
at least when I get blackout drunk the worst I do is drunk text.

>>9863017
It gets worse. Wait till you run out in a black out and get your first oui.

You probably haven't punched a cop horse yet.

>>9863025
fuck horses
that is some bullshit

>>9863017
I'm more a smoker than a drinker. Last time i drank i was listening to random playlist on youtube and by accident it played a song that made me cry and feel like shit. Thought i didn't miss her, but the liqour tried to decieve me. At least when i'm stoned i know i won't do stupid shit like text her.

>>9863040
Fuck it - gonna buy some wodka today. Any good recommendations what to mix it with?

>>9863002
I had an alcoholic homeless person living on my couch for a while and he found that the cheapest alcohol per dollar was some kind of sherry. it would probably destroy your guts pretty quick though. Imagine drinking sherry all day, fuck

also I live in BC which has pretty steep liquor prices and I recently saw a 26 of vodka for like $21

>>9859306
Trader Joe's "Vodka of the Gods" 1.75L, $10 USD
Lagunitas IPA 12-pack, $6 USD (Out the door, no tax)

>>9860866
Look into buying some CBD oil online. I get mine from a caregiver which does have some THC in it but it's mostly CBD. It helps me sleep and keeps my mind from racing. Almost a month without a drink and with any WD symptoms.

>>9863060
lagunitas is pretty great but people give you the weirdest look when they try it. That and voodoo ranger are my go-to gas station ipas

>>9862636
7 years next month. I smoke maybe 1-2 cigarettes a year but some years I don't smoke any. Vaping Golden State Vapor HEX, decent sour watermelon flavor. They sell some good cheap e juice. Also check out mtbakervapor. I used them for years.

>>9863025
it has gotten worse since my 20s. i used to get MEGA fucking drunk at bars and nothing bad seemed to really happen. even ended up partying with chicks or getting phone numbers. thats hasnt happened once in my 30s yet, but Ive been kicked out of bars for being too drunk (after like 5 drinks and being slightly louder than normal), been in a couple fights, doing shots with random chicks somehow isnt that fun. it blows. Also did you really punch a horse? what happened?

>>9863071
Without*

>>9863059
750ml (26oz) for $21 is pretty badass, the 1.14L (40oz) bottle would probably be even more cost effective. Not sure if I ever had sherry before. Oh, well shit, looks like it's basically on par with port wine. Also, yes, I've found a 1L bottle of port/sherry for $15.29 that offers 13.08ml of 100% pure alcohol per dollar so the next time I go buy liquor I figure I'll buy a couple bottles of that. No doubt I'll basically end up chugging it to get the job done fast, and yeah it'll probably be pretty rough, but if it saves a buck then it saves a buck.

$15.29 x 3 = $45.87
3L x 0.2 = 600ml 100% alcohol
600/$45.87 = 13.08ml of 100% booze per $1.
92.2% of the alcohol for about 88.9% of the price, so it's indeed a BIT more cost-effective.

I've already got everything planned out for the rest of December though so I think I'll stick with my usual rum for now, BUT, come January the next liquor run will be for 3 of those bottles. I ought to be good for at least 4 drunks with them, but if by drinking quickly it gets me drunk 5 times then that'd be fucking badass. We'll see what happens. I dare say I'll use my shot glasses to record my drinking progress and by recording the liquid amount I can use www.rupissed.com to roughly gauge my blood-alcohol level, just for funzies.

I think I'm an autistic sort of alcoholic... oh and the sherry is Andes Fine Old Apera. 1L of 20%, so comparable to 500ml (17oz?) of 40% at just $15.29. Yup, that's fucking rad. Cheers, you're awesome. Looks like 2018 is gonna start with sherry, either that or 2017 is gonna end with it! Got an unopened 1.14L bottle of rum waiting for me, but I think it'll only last to around Dec 25 or 28. Got $51.50 on stand-by for another, plus about the same amount for 'fun money' to treat myself for Christmas and New Years. Glad I can budget.

>>9863105
lol yeah you sound a but autistic but that's cool, I'm sure most of us here are somewhere on the spectrum

sherry might eat away your guts but good luck

>>9862093
Comfy, Thanks man

>>9863105
WOAH! There's something to this Apera!

>Brights Private Stock Apera
>1.5L of 20% for $22.49
>1500ml x 0.2 = 300ml 100% alcohol
>300/$22.49 = 13.34ml 100% alcohol per $1

>3L=600ml 100% alcohol at $44.98
>Nearly $1 cheaper than 3L of Andes Fine Old Apera

>Compared to my typical rum...
92.2% of the alcohol for essentially 87% of the cost.

In theory, the weak nature of this wine will make for easy speed-drinking, resulting in faster drunkenness, resulting in less alcohol drank, which could potentially make for further savings as I drink less per drinking night. This is going to be a fun little adventure! It would seem that on average I typically get drunk off of around 250ml of 100% pure alcohol, 325ml at the very MAX and perhaps 200ml being the utter minimum. We'll see how it goes, I'm optimistic that this will save a bit of money in the long run. Looks like $2.69 saved for every 600ml of 100% alcohol worth that is consumed, if my math serves me right. I drink that much in roughly one week, which means an estimated $10.76 saved per month, every fucking bit helps.

>>9862941
Because If I limit myself to a 750ml a day it is safer for me.
I just buy 1 medium bottle a day because If I don't I will Chug the whole handle, black out and then commit mucho stupidity.

>>9863142
Thankfully I'm still in my 20s so my guts can manage a bit of abuse yet. Working on acquiring a profession I'll love that can also potentially be quite lucrative so hopefully within the next year or maybe two at most I think, I won't be pinching my pennies quite so hard and can get some standard high-quality 40% stuff.

>>9863017

>weeds gotten crazy strong

That's definitely another issue. I always just took weed from my dad growing up because he's a huge stoner, and all my stoner friends thought that his shit was better than anything they could get. Now when I go home my dad wants to smoke with me and I take one hit and literally go into Monkey Bone tier comatose craziness.

>>9863054

>Any good recommendations what to mix it with?

I like to use a clean mug.

>>9863073

The Imperial Voodoo Ranger is pretty solid

>>9862636

I tried a couple different vapers and a ton of different juices, and just never liked it. Then I saw a news article about how kids are using Juul (however it's spelled) and on a drunken whim I ordered one. You have to buy their pods, so it's more expensive, but it hits pretty close to a real cig and the flavors aren't terrible. It's also pretty slick. Just sucks living in CA because there's extra tax that makes a single pod around the same price as a pack of reds.

oh fuck oh fug
I only have 3 pints of beer to last me 3 days.
This is gonna suck.

>>9863153

When I run out of booze and aren't ready to pass out I'll scrounge around for whatever knowing that I'll wake up feeling like shit. At worst I'll drunkenly drive to the closest place that's still open to buy a fresh handle.

Time to crack open
>3 pints of 8%

and play Company of heroes against bots.

get comfy while it rains.

>>9863213
have fun anon! ^_^

>>9863216
No you have fun, what are you up to?

>>9863189
If my altcoin i purchased hits off i'll be sure to help some anons here in need to buy some drinks lol

anons drinking really won't help you
if you can get help for yer drinking problem if you can't stop drinking without like heatlh stuff d/ts ect

>>9863232
that’s common sense, do you also go around and remind people to not stop breathing?

>>9861058
It is only illegal in Alabama, Arkansas, California, Florida, Indiana, Illinois, New Hampshire, Tennessee, and Wisconsin.
Get with it bro

how much do you guys spend on booze
I just wanna get buzzed every night
probably two glasses of wine
seems like it'll be aproximately 7.5 canuck bucks a day to achieve this
what're your ratios of preferred inebration per dollar

I fucking hate not being able to sleep.


Not sleeping has probably caused me to drink more then depression and anxiety every did.


Again, Blowing off family time to drink alone at my home.

>>9863271
What's Alaska like for firearm laws? When I move to the US, that's definitely the State for me. Can't stand temperatures above 20C (72F or so). Any license needed for concealed carry? Is it easy to get a license for open carry? Can't wait to take some nice walks in the woods with a rifle slung over shoulder. Freedom...

>>9863271
Damnit I live in both Tennessee and Alabama.
No wonder I thought it was illegal.

>>9863281
I don't drink daily anymore, but when I drink I get absolutely loaded. Typically around $18-23 of alcohol, probably, and I drink ROUGHLY every 3 days with the rare occasion of drinking every other night and the rare occasion of having 3 sober days in a row (drinking on the 4th day), and even every now and then 4 sober days in a row. That's rare, but I always feel accomplished when I do it. I can even remember when I got wasted on a Sunday and didn't drink again until Friday. It was like I was... normal!

>>9863281
I drink 3 handles of 40% vodka a week (popov), They are $16.00 ea where I live so total monthly is 192 dollars.

>>9863283
Just google the laws.

And yes oh yes America is Freedom, I wish I could experience the feeling of moving here again.

I live next to a fucking fire department and I can walk out on my front lawn and shoot a shotgun at a tree and they just clap and don't care.
Land of the Free is fun

>>9863291
Damn son, I drink 2 handles a week and I thought that was excessive.
I don't think I could physically do 3
Are you not just walking around shitfaced 24/7?

>>9863290
>>9863291
nice
$7.5 canadian bucks is an overestimate I think, pretty sure it's closer to $6. I just buy the cheap stuff.
so I guess I'm looking at 168 bucks a month, a small price to pay.
I'm just so tired.

>>9863281
$17 for 1.75L of bottom shelf vodka. The hangovers are relatively not bad and you can chase it with anything if youre a pussy like me. One anon did the math and figured out that box wine had the most alcohol content for the money, but that was a long time ago
>>9863283
you can go to a gun show in just about any state and buy 9999 guns in private sales. Even if you want to buy from a store, as long as you're not a felon or in you should be good. That said i have no idea how Alaska's laws are but theyre probably pretty damn lax

>>9863299
I drink usually all of the time I'm awake.

I only don't drink for 10-15hrs at a time If I have to drive somewhere in the morning (so count sleeping in those 15hrs).


If I don't have to drive anywhere I'll drink the entire time I'm awake from the first 1 or 2 hours of waking up.


If you can quit now, Do it. You don't want to get where I'm at....There's no quitting for me, Only dying.

>>9863307
What do you buy an how much?


>tfw no cheap $7.50 Canadian liquor

I live 30 miles from Canada but they denied me entry twice and I never tried again

>>9863314
a bottle of cheap wine is like $9 and like I say, I'm only looking to get buzzed

America is wonderful

Cheap liquor
Cheap guns
Cheap living (avoid big cities where the rent/mortgage is over $1000 a month)

There is no reason not to move here.

I can swing by the liquor store and grab 1.75ml for 18$ then go to walmart and get a Bushmaster AR-15 and 2 boxes of ammo for 250$

Get hammered and shoot jugs of water in my back yard.

Being american is amazing.
Glad to be born here.

>>9863283
Alaska's top tier, it's one of three states that have what's called Constitutional carry; i.e. you don't need any license to carry, openly OR concealed. You can also get a license if you want, we have reciprocity with 38 states.

>>9863317
to add, maybe I'm a lightweight, but one glass is enough to take the tension away, another to make it last a while longer. maybe in time I'll develop a higher tolerance.

>>9863323
lol 1.75 liters, I meant

>>9863325
The first time i drank red wine all it took was one sip and i already started to have red cheeks and an uncontrollable smirk on my face. Wish i could go back in time.

>>9863324
in terms of freedom Alaska is top-tier but it has a supposedly high cost of living because everything has to be imported in by plane/boat. Maine might be a better option if you prioritize freedom and whiteness
might be totally wrong tho

>>9863344
Hey dont you correct me, I was showing off how easy it is to get funs here.

Also this is implying I use AR's
I stick to using oldskool 16 gauge shotguns and 380handguns.


380's are top tier for just shooting in your backyard.
>Relatively cheap compared to 9 or 45
>not that loud so the neighbors dont get pissed.
>fun like a 22 but with a bit more power in your hand to play with.

>>9863341
It's higher but not that much higher, imo.
Anyone who tells you about the "free oil money" is full of shit though, the PFD has never covered the full increase in cost of living. And the state now cuts that money in half because we're in the middle of a budget crisis.

Who else here
/dixie/

931/256 here

Middle Tennessee / North Alabama here

>>9863364
lol did he say there's no way you can get an AR for 250? that's exactly what I was thinking, even if it was a Bushmaster (they're SHIT)
my PSA cost me about 600 to put together, and that's including having to buy all the tools for the first time (a pin punch set, roll pin punches, and so on)

drinking don julio now at 4 and gotta get to work at 6

isn't life just grand?

>>9863376
take a nap you crazy sonavabitch
also quit drinking before work.
I have lost too many jobs for either drinking or dope smokin

>>9863380
work sucks, what can he do to escape the pain

>>9863372
wut?
I bought an el-cheapo Bushmaster AR-15 for 250$

Not that great, but later on I traded it to a felon for a ballin .380 bersa thunder.

Don't know why he wanted to trade his only handgun for an AR-15 but no questions asked I took the 250-300$ pistol. that looked like it never was used. plus it is more fun to target shoot with outback .

>>9863390
suicide may be an option.
I would but that is for quitters.
and I aint no pussy.
I will keep riding out this life until the reaper rides me.

Would a single bullet be the nirvana I seek, that alcohol can no longer bring me?

>>9863403
Na dont be a pansy.

Even if 90% of life is suffering for you, there is still that small percentage that is fun and/or pleasurable.
Plus it makes you a stronger man to tough through the pain.
And becoming a stronger man is important even if you are 20 or 50years old.
Be a drunk all you want , but never become weak.

>>9863394
That must have been some time ago. You won't find one for under $600 these days.

>>9863417
7 years

Oh no no no DAMN how times flies.

>>9863403
as long as you keep drinkin' you can delay it.

imagine being too broke to sustain your alcoholic needs. i haven't drank for 2 weeks partially because i was trying to improve my health and partially because i didn't have the means to drink every day and thought i would be less dependent on it the longer i was without (i was wrong). it's literally the only thing i think about besides the sweet release of death. a "happy" life or a SO no longer appeals to me. planning on binging vodka all weekend to new year's.

>>9863412
I was born weak, I'm too scrawny... it pains me, being some kind of skeletal freak, my ribs outlined in my skin, the pains of an old man in my young body.
don't I eat enough? surely I shouldn't be so emaciated? why am I fucked so much.
and the social anxiety on top of it all. fuck this gay god who cursed me with this bullshit.

>>9863380
all i do is just drive around the field crew and popping manholes

no biggy I'm good

thanks for the concern

>>9863367
im in Chattanooga, its bretty gud

>>9863461
/collegetown/

wait your name doesnt start with a c does it.

>>9863461
I swear if you are my ex then i will lose it. She lives in Chatt and I miss her to this day.

fugn gnomes i swear

Damnit that guy
>>9863461
Reminded me of my ex
Should I call her up? We may live 4 hours away from each other but I would like to spend time with her again.

Damn having a wife.

>>9859880
I was gonna buy them when they were like 20c each but I didn't. At least you made some profit.

So I hope I die soon... this shit is not even good. Music doesn't even work for me anymore. I'm just... fuck.

>>9863582
let's make a suicide pact

>>9863626
what do you want to do?

>>9863637
when the clock strikes december 21st 2012, we make the move. put the gun against your head, and join me in sweet release. I take it you are agreeable?

>>9863645
not him but
That sounds great , lets goooo
got room for 1 more?

>>9863648
yeah man, let's do it. anyone else is welcome too.

Maybe enough of us can get in on this so there's an unbroken chain of suicides around the entire globe

>>9863367
502

I'd love to get out of the city and get a cozy little tract of land, but idk how I'd solve the $$$ problem.

>>9863692
>502
thanks for bourbon man
/kentuckers/

Steam sale soon. What videogames are y'all going to buy to distract yourself from cravings?

>>9863714
i'm just gonna go back to an old favorite. thief gold, probably.

>>9863645
>>9863648
absolutely

>>9863714
I'm not, we all dying dude. suicide pact ftw

smirrnoffbro, you in on this?

>>9859306
>Vodka ( $6.99 for 750ml
need more information about his vodka famalam. need brand, picture, where this is, etc.

>tfw spent the rent this month on booze

>>9863781
Here is a handle/ 1.75L for 12.99$

SKOL, brand of Kentucky (US Capitol of booze)

God bless the south

>>9863781
https://www.abcfws.com/product/Skol-Vodka/2878.uts# also here

>>9863793
>SKOL
Hmm, I hadn't heard that's in Ky. Looks like it's a Sazerac product. Maybe it's the discarded Heaven Hill running?

Sazerac has some HR offices here. Tried to get a desk job and that didn't work out.

>>9863781
Also
Taaka or Popov
https://www.abcfws.com/product/SPIRITS/VODKA/Taaka-Vodka/pc/46/c/0/sc/47/9577.uts?sortByColumnName=SortByPriceAscending

>>9863174
Well lah dee dah your fucking majesty. I suck discarded alcohol swabs round the back of the hospital like any normal person nowadays.

>>9863793
appreciated

>>9863803
Never heard of sazerac, what are they?

>>9859306
why is it ok to alcoholic
but not pot head
herb = Alcohol desu

>>9863809
Holding company for a metric shitton of booze

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Category:Sazerac_Company_brands

>>9863425
Sounds like it might have been after Obama got elected and all the hoarders had to start offloading all the crap they bought on credit.

>>9863818
cheeto dick, dickman baby, aka justin trudeau, is taking your concerns very seriously, my californian friend. in time you will be the ant who inherits this world

>>9863828
dont want the world
just want more weed

>>9863836
then cut a sizeable sliver for yourself, and remember the little people who helped you on your way...

How much booze are you guys getting for the rest of the year

>>9863854

None, I'm pulling myself back on the wagon. Worked too hard to get my life together this year to throw it all away again. Let's not turn this car crash into a 9/11

>>9863854
>63854▶
>How much booze are you guys getting for the rest of the year
wut
I have $1.40 and no job
I am on my last beer and worried.

If any lives near me please send help.

>>9863863
does help mean more beer?

>>9863882
It does help.

>>9863882
he's building a spirit bomb and needs our support

>>9863885
>The driver was an Alcohol

>>9863888
>>9863889
What the fuck did either of yall mean by this.

>>9859306
>How are y'all surviving this holiday season?
I'm not. Currently, either sick with something, which is likely since I've haven't gotten my shots this year, or my diabetes are acting up, which is very likely since I was trying to eat myself into a diabetic coma.
>Favorite drink on a budget?
kool-aid with whatever is in the house

>>9863919
vodka mixed with kool-aid reminds me of depression.

I somehow have an equal mix of loving and loathing those days.

>>9863928
>vodka mixed with kool-aid reminds me of depression.
It is, anon. It is

>>9859306
>How are yall surviving this holiday season?

I've been sober (other than some coke and beer) since the start of the month. I'm healthy, but very bored.

>tfw ashamed of consuming alcohol and hide everything from parents

>>9863928
>vodka & grape kool aid
for my ex, the only thing she'd drink with me. I tried giving her all sorts of girl drinks, tried stuff I drink, but she would ONLY drink vodka and grape kool aid at home.
:^(

>>9864009
Let me guess. You live in Urban Murica?

>>9864009
Grape kool-aid is disgusting

>>9864041
watermelon koolaid is bomb though

>>9864051
True

>>9864060
Nothing like
>poor af
>have to push mow 0.5 acres of land
>Have to take breaks every 30-45 min to chug water because it is 97 degrees outside,
>pre-made 2 gallons of watermelon kool-aid.
> amazing

GODDAMN i need to buy a riding mower, last summer was brutal at this new house,

I hope winter lasts forever so i dont have to mow again. fucking 6-8 uninterrupted hours of mowing is absurd.

>>9863425
Breaking bad was 10 years ago

>>9864071
Jesus, why haven't you invested in one before?

>>9863692
How much to you estimate it’d cost? I’d have already gone to Canada as I have connections there, but I’m b&.
Solar panels/hydropower/wind power to run a home would be maybe 30k gbp, water you can collect from the roof, net access would be 17 quid monthly for 40 gigs, a self-build home and smallholding maybe 50k and you can buy a few acres of forest, complete with free firewood, for like 20k after haggling. E.g. woods4sale.co.uk
With a still and some weed in your own woods, you’d never pay bills again other than net access and hookers. No bills, no work. It’s still pricey in the uk though, I bet you could do it a lot more cheaply in the u.s.

Been awake 30 hours. I've been finding that staying awake for a long time makes me think more clearly.

>>9864084
Sopranos was 20 years ago

>>9864144
Tomorrow was next birthday ago

>>9864160
what?

>>9864162
10 years ago was 20 years ago

>>9864171
preti kreizi when you think about it

>>9863224
Which alt? I told people a few threads ago that Monero would dip then rise. It was $325 when I said so, then it dipped to $275, today it’s $425. Feelsgoodman.

>>9859811

>>9862957
>never tried
One time i finished a handle of captain Morgan. A humble 35%. I called my friend and bitched because I thought he stole my liquor. Turns out he didn't. (This was when I was 19 so I couldn't buy more myself)
>awkward resolution to phone call

>>9862971
>fills the need
This is my thing. I don't even like pot most of the time. But I used to be able to drop drinking for a month no problem.
But now I am afraid of drug testing.

I was convinced I flushed my phone down the drain for an hour, searched t all around the house, tried calling it, apparently it was under my sheets

>>9859514
Payday is on Thursday, so I'll be able to get drunk again. It's been too long. I'll be drinking for you on Thursday. Good luck, friend.

>>9863281
I'm a big fan of wine, I actually worked for 2 years on different vineyards and 2 wineries*.

I can't really afford to be a wine snob and an alcoholic though so I get through maybe 6 cheap bottles of wine and a litre of vodka a week. Bit more at the moment as I have 2 weeks off... bliss.

*Not in Britbong land. Actually I almost bought a small vineyard here in the UK, the deal fell through at the last minute. Pretty fucking glad to be honest, I would have just drank too much of my infinite supply every night and felt like shit working each day. Plus the numbers barely worked, I was buying myself a job, hence why the owner was selling. Nice lifestyle though.

>>9864180
I can't believe Christmas is next week

>>9863805

>he's never heard of mug vodka before

>>9864071
There are automated electric mowers now, kinda like romba robots but with GPS to avoid passing 10 times on the same spot while leaving half the place unattended. In the price range of a riding mower more than a regular one I think.

>>9859306
I tend to buy either whisky or boxed wine.
Planning to spend christmas with my whisky and funposting on /x/ for comfy (You)'s

>>9863314
Canadian booze is not cheap at all.

>>9863461
Dude I’ve got buddies up there. I’m stoked that there’s so much chatt love here. Do you ever go to the pickle barrel or the honest pint?

>>9863105
>big cheap bottles of port/sherry
don't do this. If you're going cheap, get vodka. Cheap port is not only awful, it gives you a bit worse hangover than vodka. Bottom shelf port is not to be fucked with.

>>9864144
>Gandolfini has been dead for years
not cool

>>9864472
I’ve seen those things. They can’t be safe. I bet babbies and doges will get eaten.
Everyone’s job will be automated soon though, one person will own everything and we’ll all be kil. May as well get it over with with lawnroombas now.

>>9863308
Just a reminder; the 'gun show loophole' is not a thing.

>>9863324
Alaska is sounding God-tier, looking forward to the winters, the cool summers, and the hunting. I dare say there's not going to be too many bugs either. Oh, I guess the downside would be I might not be able to have a vegetable garden in the backyard? We'll see, but that's a small price to pay.

>>9863341
I'm fine with a high cost of living, because it's probably still going to be cheaper than the places I've lived. Fort McMurray in Northern Alberta was brutal for cost of living. Nah, I dare say Maine is still going to get pretty warm in the summers, I hate the heat with a fucking passion. To live somewhere where it never reaches 21C or 72F, that'd be like a dream.

>>9863365
Once I get to move to Alaska, I'll be making plenty of money, and I live a pretty frugal lifestyle. I'm not one who needs necessities, in fact I don't even bother with driving. All I need is a grocery store and a liquor store within walking distance. Once I get to the point where I want to start a family, THEN I'll worry about getting a vehicle, but I'll probably be in my 30s or MAYBE even 40s before that happens so insurance should be cheap and I'll probably just get an old thing from the early 2000s that'll get me from point A to point B. I'd like to do the vegetable garden thing though, it'd be a fun little hobby to maintain, a good work-out to harvest, and it'll save on money, maybe even give some of the food to neighbours if I have excess.

>>9864659
I'm a pro at preventing hangovers, also where I am the super-strong rum is more cost-efficient than the cheapest of vodka. Yeah, it's fucking dumb. Still, if you're right, and the sherry/port fucks me up, then I'll simply go back to my rum, but if it doesn't cause any worse hang-overs (which I basically don't get anyways) then I'll stick with the more cost-efficient stuff. Saving $10 a month is very desirable at this point in time.

>>9864813
I want an aquaponic garden in a polytunnel. If I have a huge tank of fish elevated a few feet into the air, (so water flows from it pressurised) plumbed into a hydroponic tray with veg growing in it, then a solar powered pump taking the water back to le fishe, the plants will gorge themselves on fish shit and leave just clean water and food. All I’d have to do is plant/pick the food, and feed the fish.

>>9864874
Sounds way too complex for me. I just use... y'know... dirt and a water hose. That or a watering can. I'm pretty old-school even though I'm still quite young.

>>9864261
>$425
467 now, lol. Getting paid for laying here.

>>9864755
I can eat small objects (like a plastic toy rake for playing with sand, according to a article I saw) but will bump against anything taller. They stop automatically when you lift them and only start again with a passcode (in case of thief or kid trying to hurt himself or something).
I think they don't use regular blades but another system. They can't cut "tall" grass (like a regular mower vs. a strimmer), but since they are automated and charge themselves, you can just leave it mown daily.

I haven't one yet (no mown, that should change next year), so I don't know that are the actual bad things about them that will arise when having one.

Alright at >350 posts imma just make a new thread.

hangovers suck, bruhs

>>9865332
>Use silhouette.
>Put “al/ck” in title and body.
>Post only once we’ve hit page 8-9.
>Do not be a faggot.

NEW THREAD

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>>9865388
One job. Detailed in the very post above yours. Closely observed by Pepe himself. RIP in peace’s.

>>9865388
GODDAMNIT I MADE A PICTURE IN PHOTOSHOP TO USE.
WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU

Some of y'all got kids, how did it effect your drinking?

Very hard for me to stop drinking as I work as a nightclub photographer and can drink whatever the fuck I want.

I also have eczema and it makes it worse, so I do have a good reason to stop. But the environment does not help. I'm on immunosuppressants, my eczema is pretty damn bad.

I now want to eat healthier as I also think gluten and dairy worsens it. Can anyone give me some tips, or links? I've been eating quinoa with eggs and avocados and bell peppers and shit, it's pretty good but not for every single day.

Fucking Evan Williams went up to $16 for 750ml around here. Is there a cheaper bourbon that's similar to it or am I going back to vodka to get smashed.

>>9864071

buy goat

>>9865770
just eat meat and vegetables

leafy greens

drink lots of water