/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>9910014
i love how racially diverse the advertisement for this shitty useless product is.


but seriously, im glad the era of television is over, because if not tons of people would be buying this garbage from the infomercials

>>9910095
That birb has never had so many choices in his life. I'm happy for you little birb.

Whoops

There's really a fucking 2 minute time limit on webms? Who gives a shit about length if it's under the file size?

>>9910053
Is that really the take you're getting from this webm

>>9910014
No. You can't spam this as a webm without sound. The way this daft cunt rolls her Rs with every word to sell this stupid Easy Bake oven is the most infuriating part of the video. That and her talking authenticity and how hard it is to make a fucking tortilla. A soundless webm doesn't do it justice.

>>9910159
Ok, so message Hiro and tell him to let us post webms with sound on this board and I gladly will.

>>9910161
it's actually pretty sad that the gook took over and we're still dealing with shit like soundless webms and >>9910151

>>9910154
Informericials, especially the goofy ones, mostly have white people.

Because to imply anyone of any other race having clumsy moments like that just might be a tad racist.

That's how i see it, any way.

>>9910151
Manlets, when will they learn...

>>9910251
It seems retarded but it could actually be useful to some people.

>>9910269
Inner city people who work at walmart?

>>9910279
I actually work at Walmart with 90% non-whites and of all the problems that causes the break room fridge etiquette is alright because management enforces labeling all your stuff. Plus you're liable to get stabbed if you steal someones tamale or something. At least that's true for the night crew, they're animals.

>>9910300
>your lunch

>>9910279
Niger-tier flatmates who steal your stuff.
On the other hand, getting a proper job so you don't have to live with savages might be an option too

>>9910321
>all those empty carbs
americans

>>9910167
They're marketing to white people cause only white people have the disposable income to buy useless shit

>>9910279
I work in a really nice white color IT job and there's still entitled fucks who will take your shit.

>>9910337
Empty carbs took us to the Moon and back, faggot

>>9910337
You mean a bun?
That whole hot dog with the toppings is mostly comprised of fat and protein.

>>9909932
should've never nuked japan

>>9910359
At that point it's a sociopath or mental illness.

>>9910117
i guess the chocolate burns and creates some kind of 'hard' layer?

>>9910351
youre out of touch goym. infomercials on tv target old ladies with money to spend on their grandkids. this new style of infomercial targets youths with money. let me chekc how much that bs piece of equipment costs...
>That will eventually retail for $437 with the pods costing around 79 cents each.

yeah theyre really targetting no one because no one is that god damn ignorant.

>>9910151
not everyone has a 2 minute attention span, asshole

>>9910823
Daily reminder that this idiot has had a cooking show on YouTube for 8 years

>>9910830
Honestly, I'm glad he's dead.

>>9910830
who

>>9910199
this has made me so fucking hungry that i am now angry

>>9910894
you don't have access to bacon and water?

>>9909932
should've dropped more nukes

>>9910337
>americans
>its a spic making it

>>9910909
Yeah, about right.

>>9910914
the amerimutt

>>9910901
at this immediate moment, no

>>9910337

OBSESSED
B
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S
S
E
D

>>9910909
who do you think he is making it for

>>9910321
It's always great to know a whole continent has a crush on you. It's cute.

>>9910848
Jack Scalfani

>>9911195
rest in pepsi

>>9910901
bacon is smoked

>>9910101
That is fucking gross man those birds are nasty

>>9911205
you must be the fattest hippie ever

>>9910823

>>9911483

Oh no not this one

>>9911465
I want to lie on that conveyor and go through the water fall naked.

>>9910117
does anyone have a link to the full video
i can watch shit like this for hours

>>9911590
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sv6c7QIS2j4
Since you asked nicely and are incapable of typing "metal ball versus chocolate" into youtube.

>>9911510
I don't get it.

>>9910251
I hate it when a bear tries to steal my shit from the fridge. Thankfully this product exists

>>9911916
me:
>so how did Mr Anon die?
>overconsumption of delicious cold cuts

>>9911510
Wouldn't this make more sense if they were glazed donuts? In fact she's kind of pussying out by using plain ones.

>>9910832
He isnt dead

>>9912041
Some autistic degenerate probably paid her $100 to make that video, with those specific kind of donuts

>>9910053
>>9910159
>tfw no FLREDSH TORNTHEEYAS
for my THACCOSSE

Seriously I live very close to the California/Mexico border surrounded by spics and no one inflected into thier nasal cavities that obnoxiously

>>9910151
this was a nice webm

>>9912536
is that even physically possible I feel like the human stomach would rupture before it can handle 22 pounds of food

>>9911510
>>9912041
>>9912270
Nah, she seems to do it of herself. I suppose it's possible some autists still donate money to her, though
https://www.instagram.com/breadfaceblog/

>>9912463
It was, but it really needs to end with a tiny critter eating it.

>>9912645
This is one of the things that make me say, that /ck/ is actualy more cancerous than /b/ or /pol/.

>>9912676
she has decent tits tho

>>9910251
What is this, a home defense system against Yogi Bear?
Also
>Do not try this at home

>>9912726

>>9910161
Post it on gif and link it here. Videos are muted there but all you have to do is unmute

>>9912726
how the fuck does he get out of there without breaking the eggs?

>>9912726
>>9912745
as long as we're posting shit everybody has already seen

>>9910199
So the white onion was there to just flavor the water and the green onion was only there to flavor the oil? seems like a waste of the green onion to me.

>>9911959
I assume this is for workplaces with serial food rapist

>>9912758
He has to make all of the eggs xD

>>9910791
>Americans have less than a two minute attention span

OH HOW I'M LAFFIN

>>9912764
i could still easily cum on the food through that shitty plastic box

>>9910151
That was fantastic.

>>9912709
Are bees "dirty". Im sure no one here would eat a donut covered in flies but what about bees. They say flies shit everytime they land

>>9912779
>xD
Leave.

>>9912709
Wow, just like in my nightmares.

>>9912709
Imagine being this poor and degenerate

>>9912852
I think I would eat a bee.

>>9910269
>>9911959
>>9912722

i live with3 other people that "skim" food. An egg here, some milk, and bread there and then the others think that I ate all there is in there so they try to take some off the top and I end up eating 2 eggs and half of them are gone. Or my bread gets depleted twice as fast as it normally does when it's just me. I've considered filling my milk with white paint to see who is skimming my shit.

>>9912779
>xD
Gtfo normie

>>9910101
birds are very important (BAVI)

>>9911483
why buy a camera with autofocus if youre not gonna use it amirite

>>9912666
devilish digits

>>9912779
lol this

>>9910101
Humans must seem like gods to birds. Hanging concentrated parcels of food out for them and digging up worms for no apparent reason.

>>9912722
Fuck, I'd already hired the bear and everything.

>>9914318
I guess its novel?

>>9910429
>poor and steal
criminal
>wealthy and steal
mental illness
>poor and mentally unstable
crazy
>wealthy and mentally unstable
eccentric

>>9912636
I wonder if these guys get lung disease from breathing in aerosolized oil all the time?

>>9912709
We squash the hornets right into the crust!

>>9910151
that's what /gif/ and /wsg/ are for, big file sizes with sound.

I know your here somewhere you disgusting mong
>>9908674
Your house is indicative of savagery
>>9909631
>>9908854
>>9911427
>is my happiness hinged upon a desk
Trust me. Get off your lazy as or at the very least hire your self a maid for a day or 2 and pay her well for cleaning up your shit. Your house is an absolute disgrace to you and your family. Though your lifestyle leads me to believe your family is dead or distant.
Please for your own sake hire a maid. If you can spend $100 on a mug you can spend $100 to turn your pigsty of a home into a suitable habitation. Your be a stain on the human race.

>>9913336
>lol
Leave.

>>9910389
useful if camping or if you are in a country that shuts down electricity.

>>9909932

>>9914578
>thumbnail

>>9912676
>tfw no qt gf with cerebral palsy
why even live

>>9914659
I have no doubt that this is tasty but it sure is a lot of fuckin around

>>9914781
You're going to eat an entire fucking avocado for breakfast.

>>9914782
Not him, but I could easily eat a whole avocado for breakfast.
I would never follow the shit in that video because I just despise the taste of cooked avocado.

>>9914834
Here you go then.

>>9914844

>Vegan soy boy 'egg'

it'd probably be healthier to skip the 'egg' and just eat the avocado toast

>>9914324
You can make one of those at home with some sort of syringe. That's not a new process.

>>9914853
Its not new but it at least looks like an actual convenience item if thats a thing you do. It's not in realm of *pure* stupidity

>>9914844
Good God, that's even worse.

>>9911510
>mfw when im not a donut

>>9914913
I actually posted the wrong one.

>>9914915
Nope. Nope. Nope. Nope. Nope.

>>9914823
Thanks Chef Tony

>>9914782
I only ever eat an entire avocado at a time if it's just me. They turn brown if you only eat part of one

>>9912702
Wont the salt/seasoning only be on top then? Why not use a sprayer?

>>9910269
It didn't stop Marlon Brando.

>>9912575
Your stomach can stretch pretty far but unless you're literally training to eat a 22lb high fiber high protein meal like that. It's pretty much impossible. I hate volume challenges like that one since they're either impossible (lol eat a 100lb burger) or near impossible but not really worth it (eat 22lbs of curry). Some volume challenges are fine (ten pound burrito) but most people just take them to far.

>>9914939
Man Vs Food was a pretty good example of this. Any challenge above 6 pounds was pretty much impossible, and this was a man who did that shit for a living.

>>9914659
>soy yummy!

>>9914915
i can already feel it on my fingers

>>9910321
that nigga just wiped his mouth w/ his fucken hand he doesnt give a shit

>>9915151
poor cwab :(

>>9915232
I would eat that ridiculously cheesy burger if the cheese sauce were served separately in a dipping bowl.

>>9915278
NOT ALLOWED

>>9909932

>>>/gif/11889633

because audio

>>9912852
Why not? We eat their throw up

>>9912799
ADHD

>>9914568
This has really inspired me. Thank you for posting.

>>9912666
>it's possible some autists still donate money to her, though
Obviously, she's rolling in dough.

because audio
>>>/gif/11889826 preview pic

also:
>>>/gif/11887829 short but cute
>>>/gif/11887787 coffee ad

>>9914823

Kek'd at filename.

>>9915767

what the fuck? is this mean to be sexy? a drugged up american prostitute trying to eat a cookie dipped in milk but spilling milk down her exposed cleavage?

This is what passes for sexy nowadays?

>>9910389
if that top part was machined steel and the bottom was polycarbonate that would be cool but everything is thin and cheap and will break.

>>9915791
>This is what passes for sexy nowadays?
In america, yeah. They get more turned on by the presence of food being eaten than the actual tits.

>>9912536
that type of WRITING really gets on my nerves

>>9914078
filename

>>9915814

thank fuck for tinder. letting these retards inbreed each other out one cousin at a time

>>9912041
>Wouldn't this make more sense if they were glazed donuts?
Would it really, anon?

>>9915841
Well I admit I don't fully understand what the appeal of that video is meant to be, but I figure the sticky glaze would at least be reminiscent of cumming (jizz) on her face.

>>9915767
Ugly bint.

>>9914318
can you fuck the tight little hole? it looks like a fleshlight

>>9909932
I really really wish the webm has been edited with that one scene from American History X.

>>9914536
>Leave.
leave

>>9915491
heh

>>9915151
> this kills the crab efficiently

>>9910351
Yeah, blacks are famously careful with their money

>>9910909
56%

>>9912536
Yuka could do this.

>>9914823
>Place Food in Flavor Chamber

>>9915151
attack-its-weak-point-for-massive-damage.webm

>>9914318
mmmm onion balls

>>9910101
Picky bird.

>>9910167
are you obsessed with race or what

>>9915758
I'm glad someone got it.

>>9916534
>dat filename

>>9916534
classic
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wJelEXaPhJ8

>>9911465
Thats way too much sauce for a frozen pizza

>>9914823

>>9915151

>>9916840
>he's right handed
>cuts his steak from left to right

>>9915151
could be worse, at least that is fast

>>9916842
How can it be vegan if there is no yeast?

>>9916860
yeast is alive, by definition it's not vegan

>>9910414
>>9910903
The duality of man

>>9909932
>>9910414
>>9910903
>>9916869

>>9916868

>low sodium chicken broth
>adds salt

>>9916861
That looks pretty good, though I'd use regular mayo.

>>9916645
is that his drool hanging off of it

>>9916880
regular mayo isn't vegan though

>>9916915
I don't care about that, I just thought it looked good.

>>9910389
>Walnuts in brownies

Disgusting as hell.

>>9915232
Fucking hipsters ruining everything

>>9912758
I could almost swear that I have seen this comment here at least twice. Sometimes I feel like I am stuck in a time loop in the Event Horizon.

>>9916861
So they basically just made a weird falafel and called it a crab cake?

>>9917032

>>9916849
>"They were feeding us to ourselves..."

>>9909932
Does anyone have a link to a full episode of this show? I have yet to find one

>>9917076
>>>/t/788318

>>9917119
Thanks

>>9911647
>Your favorite: a Twinkie weiner sandwich!

>>9917216

>>9917224

>>9916861
yeast isn't an animal, it's as alive as plants are. I'm not vegan don't expect me to defend them, but you're wrong

>>9917241

>>9916915
>nutrition yeast is healthy!
>pours it over pot full of pasta
jfc

>>9910117
That must smell like burnt chocolate

>>9910337

>>9910321
Enough condiments?

>>9916840
>serves 1 steak for 4 people.

>>9916382
Y'know, she probably could. I want to see it happen.

>>9917359
I only see two plates.
Not that that makes it right, mind.

>>9917391
That girl puts away crazy amounts of food.

>>9910014
.79 cents a pod.
1 torrrrrrrrrtiya per pod

It's probably cheaper to make them myself from fucking flour.

Gotta say, though. Flatev is a much better product idea then the juicero.

>>9916382
I think he tried and failed together with some other Japanese eater lady.

>>9916868
Take out the cheese, add a couple serranos and these don't look half bad.

>cooking with jack .webm
this is the part where i close the tab and hide the thread because if history repeats itself the next 200 webms will a fat guy doing disgusting things like vomiting on himself.

>>9912676
cant help but think of this

>>9910321
They look good, but they use the shittiest hot dogs. Bar S, more like Bar Shit.

>>9916870
wait what? it's damn inappropriate to stab chopsticks into food

>>9911916
We should all chip in for one

>>9917295
What the fuck else would it smell like

>>9914928
Because its just a meme that he got famous for.

>>9914915

>>9916834
why did they only crush the garlic, not chop it up?

>>9917214
Hey I have that same shitty phone

>>9917791
Garlic will quickly burn and become bitter at the temperature you use to sear a steak. You still get some of the garlic flavor in the marinade but can easily remove it so there's no burned garlic since they're still whole.

>>9916870
That seemed like a lot of sugar

>>9912709
What's the point? Why put in the effort?!?

>>9917466
>It's probably cheaper to make them myself from fucking flour.
Obviously, but it takes a fair bit of time that a lot of people probably don't want to use to make tortillas. I can buy already made but uncooked tortillas where I shop though, so I just buy them. Takes about 15 minutes to cook a dozen of them but it's a lot better than buying premade ones that weren't prepared that day.

>>9914915
Looks great, but probably messy as fuck.

>>9912745
What was the caption to this?
"The virgin egg salesman vs. the chad egg castle emperor?" (probably horribly wrong)

>>9916878
stfu with this pedantic crap

>>9914567
Except its made of flimsy plastic and has the durability of a Fisher Price toy

>>9916849
>designed by Kafka

>>9917466
>It's probably cheaper to make them myself from fucking flour.

Well no fucking shit Sherlock. You are paying extra for convenience.

>>9916842
Is it weird that the dude doing the watermelon steak is black?

>>9910251
this is actually to prevent your retarded kids from getting into your liquor

>>9917295

>>9917637
Japanese people have nothing against food on sticks. Only sticking a pair of chopsticks vertically into food is a faux pas because that means you're offering it to the dead.

>>9912709
dead hornets still sting

>>9916915
Why are vegans so desperate for real food that they spend hours on ends making fake versions of the real things?

They are like alchemists trying to make gold but getting nowhere.

>>9918556
Just like those SIPS faggots who are too soy to enjoy real coffee. So they pour a fucktonne of unnatural chemicals into their body instead.

>>9915151
has science gone too far

>>9911096
Spics and that there nip.

>>9911547
audible kek

>>9917025
welcome to /ck/, we're the worst/best board

>>9912536
can someone post the video link to the girl finishing this challenge?

>>9910321
looks good to me

>>9910014
But does it have a phone app?

>>9912536
Matt Stonie and/or Yuka doing this when

>>9909932
What am I watching

>>9910101
I love how it visited nearly every dish and even directly walked on a few of them.

>>9915491
you son of a bitch

>>9910151
I so love poppin cooking

>>9910337
>Talking shit about danger dogs

Get out.

>>9910199
Gee thanks now I want this :/

>>9915232
Maybe if they gave me a plastic glove

>>9910321
Those are "Dirty Dogs" not California Dogs.

>>9910251
I want to scoff at this but I could see it being useful. That said, I will scoff instead at the notion of a bear not getting into it. I assume they are trying to say it could be used to lock up your food while camping (wholly apart from anything “fridge”) but then you would have a frustrated head still at your camp site trying to break into your food box so I am not sure if this would really be a good scenario.

>>9911510
is this why they have flat faces?

>>9910321
He’s pretty fast but i feel like he’s too Americanized. Like it slowed him down.

>>9911195
Proof he passed away? He is still making videos.

>>9912709
bandicam watermark to add another layer of poverty

>>9911483
I don’t know if I’ve ever seen anyone cut an onion like that before.

>>9917994
Why is she covering her table with pasta?

>>9914318
Isn't the expensive part just the the sodium alginate you have to keep buying since the dropper could just be a turkey baster or a syringe?

>>9911647
Is that Weird Al?

>>9916842
>be vegan
>constantly try and make food that resembles meat
umm?

>>9912079
>Animal- Deconstructed

>>9912709
Apparently this was done out of spite by another nearby vendor

these webm threads never change.

>>9919111
Looks like shes layering them ontop of each other on a drying surface

>>9919267
Relatively this thread was pretty good. Plenty of new OC and I think only a single Jack post. I'll call that a win.

>>9917248
That looks pretty nifty

>>9912636
>not FRIPDARICE.webm
you had one job, anon...

>>9914659
so its a odd take on a scotch egg?

>>9916870
>cutting tamagoyaki vertically
きも。

>>9910117
Surprisingly insulating

>>9912536
>>9916382
She did a 4Kg version.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q3W9jZ9EHX8

>>9916849
>They told us there was gonna be free snacks, they never said the snacks were gonna be us.

>>9919021
i always need to scope out the entire buffet before loading up my plate

>>9910101
I fucking hate those birds

>>9911590
You're a sad pathetic excuse of human to live

>>9910321
>all the dust and smoke from the traffic
Mmmh I love some carcinogenic food

>>9911510
weirdly sexual

>>9910909

>>9918653
This, tbqh. Sip threads are retarded. Bunch of reddit-tier memers and soyboy retards jerking each other off to shitty beverages.

>>9919124
how about someone likes everything about meat except for it being a dead body? im not a vegan myself but you guys attacking vegans with this argument are just pathetic

>>9911465
God I love tomato sauce I wanna stick my face in that giant vat of sauce

>>9919822
disgusting

>>9919822
What's with Americans and food coloring, it's disgusting.

>>9916861
>what the fuck is vegan mayo made of?
Of course it's more Godforsaken soy.

>>9916861
you are wrong

>>9919853
It is not. They try to replicate looks of the meat yet they hate the fact that it is dead body.
Why not just make meals that do not contain meat in any form?

>>9918556
This.

>>9917791
Crushing the garlic frees all the juices and makes it way stronger than if you just chopped it
You don't need to chop it for marinating either

>>9919904
>Why not just make meals that do not contain meat in any form?
...they are. this edgy attempt to catch vegans out is cringe as fuck dude, put a cork in it

>>9915767
not attractive enough to pull this off

>>9919618
>Being this much of a soy boy

>>9912702
>no shaving

WORTHLESS

>>9910251
Must be good for students in case an asshole tries to take food in the dorm

>>9910014
>putting a plate on a plate

>>9910321
DRESS THE DOG NOT THE BUN!

>>9910389
How many pulls til the streak breaks off?

>>9916849
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T_R6hzBxzAs

>>9912745
lol no one wants to buy eggs from the kid

>>9919904
yeah, what dont you understand in like everything? looks as well. moral vegans dont eat meat because they dont want animals to suffer not because they dont like meat

>>9917025
>twice

>>9919097
his wife and son will upload one every now and then that he made before he died

>>9917637
For weebs

>>9916915
Carrots, potatoes ans yeast is supposed to taste like cheese?

>>9917060
>baked ribs

>>9917214
Is there an after math video of someone getting his ass beat?

>>9917224
What's the point of cooking them together.
Just serve them desperately

>>9916842
>watermelon steak
>black

>>9917741
kek

>>9917060
the way those bones slide out of the meat is like fucking porn.

>>9917955
the reveal jesus christ

>>9919618
let me guess, you eat pizza with a knife and fork

>>9915151
poor crab is crying before getting torn to pieces

>>9917955
>gloves
AT LAST

>>9916849

>>9919822
this made me angry

>>9916861
why does everything has to have a vegan version?
it's not a "vegan crab cake", it's a chickpeas cake with hearts of palm and artichokes, and it looks delicious
just make tasty vegan food and stop comparing it with regular stuff

>>9921286
It's more annoying when you realize that these people think crab tastes like Old Bay, further proving they don't know shit about food and have probably only ever had shit crab at places like Red Lobster.

>>9917994
I didn't know Elizabeth Warren had a cooking show

>>9919889
>Of course it's more Godforsaken soy

Calm down anon, here's a more masculine version

>>9921495
yum, oily mustard water

>>9921504
what eslse is mayo?

>>9921586
Eggs, mainly. Which is why the cincept of vegan mayo is fucking stupid. In that recipe, you are just blending together mustard with a cup of canola oil. Why not just eat mustard?
Usually people add lemon juice too. If I was going to make it myself at home I would definitely add some spices too, for instance garlic powder and paprika

>>9920580
yeast flakes give cheese-like taste

>>9921681
>>9921681
>>9921681

>>9921084
a close second to Jack's finest invention. The Party Cheese Myrna