/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>9939299
a salad and one of those in my butt
preferably the black one

please give me something that will legitimately give me a heart attack so I can finally be at peace

>>9939299
I think the important question here is how she sprained her wrist.

>>9939338
A fast handy gone awry.

>>9939318
sorry, heart attack grill doesn't serve salads but we do have burgers ranging from 2000

as for the things up your butt, yes

>>9939324
One push of IV potassium chloride coming up

>>9939324
our octuple bypass burger offers 20,000 calorie burgers that might actually give you a heart attack, and no sharing of the burger. If you don't finish the burger, I will have to spank you

>>9939344
Is Satan is the owner of this fantastic restaurant?

>>9939358
these are montages of our wonderful CEO
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wcw5P4FVSaw

>>9939351
get me two

>>9939357
get me two

>>9939344
>$9.18 for a single-patty burger

that's fucking amazing

>>9939384
but it's got 2500 calories in it

No*8#5 @ /77 285& ;!$

>>9939383
That will be $65.50 dollars sir

>>9939299
Just deep fry a whole cow for me and get outta my fucking way.
Cuz you're about to get involved in a shituation.

>>9939411
Would you like it deepfried in lard?

>>9939447
Do you have anything more unhealthy than lard?

>>9939409
>sir
well, at least it will be last time I will ever have to get called that

>>9939468
The furthest a trans operation can take someone is into the irredeemable "it" status, friendo.

>>9939458
no we don't, but we will be sure to put exorbatant amounts of lard when deepfrying the cow. You can also combine the cow with our deepfried onion rings or go with our chili cheese fries and combine that with alcohol, butterfat milkshake or a mexican coke. And for a little extra, unfiltered cigs if you want

>>9939505
shutup I'm trying to eat these two burgers and absorp this potassium chloride

>>9939510
I'll take all of it.
Keep the change, cuz after this i'm going to punch whatever god meets me in the throat.

>>9939520
>nothing personal kid

>>9939505
why do people think gender still has to do with biological sex?

>>9939542
Whew, boy. That was close. Can't just put your third chromosome on the hook like that because it's hard to resist.

>>9939367
I don't think what he's doing is wrong but has the government or something tried to stop him before?

>>9939580
not to my knoledge

>>9939299
something from the vegan menu

>Nothing, why am I here, this place is disgusting

In all seriousness butterfat milkshakes and fries cooked in lard sound potentially incredible, I'd go there just for those

>>9939785
The only things on the vegan menu are tobacco and drinks

>>9939803
>soggy fries
>having the butterfat linger in your mouth
>tasting milkfat in your milkshake

You might as well just eat lard with a spoon

>>9939343
Sounds like someone learned their lessons the hard way.

>>9939829
>milkfat
>tasting bad

In Russia we have something called "baked milk". I suggest you try it бpaт

>>9939468
Jus get a new ID if this is so goddamn triggering, jesus christ

>>9939537

>>9939344
I want to eat that octuple burger or any of those burgers before I die

>>9939850
its not as easy as that you know, some countries prevent trans people from changing anything even with a name change

>>9939299
Why would any sane human being want to eat a burger with 8,000 calories in it. Jesus fucking christ and all their food is coated in lard. Why does this place exist.

>>9939904
To profit off of the cretins who like the novelty

>>9939367
This guy has a stuffing/feeding fetish

>>9939916
I think he just has a money fetish

>>9939927
Who doesn't? He ran a few Jenny Craig clinics before opening this up, figured if he can't get people to willingly try to lose weight just go extreme with the shock factor.
There has been at least one reported instance of a customer having a heart attack while eating there, lol.

>>9939904
They don’t cook with lard.

>>9939927
I considered that, but the bizarre sexual overtones of his restaurant (sexy nurses weigh you and examine you and literally spank you if you don't finish your food) and his seeming obsession with indulgence, taboo, and death give me the sinking feeling that all of this immensely turns him on.

>>9939344
Ill have a double bypass with extra onion, an order of chili cheese fries. And a silo of Carona with lime please.

>>9939344
>vegan menu
I love this place now

>>9939887
>some countries prevent trans people from changing anything
Only the good ones.

>>9939344
Are those the prices in black?
Why are they all such off numbers?

>>9939344
I'll never understand people who are enthusiastic about visiting Las Vegas.
Looking at shit like this the place just seems like a hollow, depressing shithole

>>9940173
After tax is added, it comes out to a number that is divisible by 25¢. For example, the cigarettes are $9.71 but $10.5 after tax is applied. They probably do this to make being a cash only place easier. A liquor store near where I used to live did this too.

>>9940177
Yeah the pizza place I work at does this too!
But we accept cards....

>>9939344
>Canned Corona

What hell is this

>>9939344
this is nauseating. the food is bad enough, but the coloring and design of the sign make me dizzy.

>>9939505
Fuck you, kill yourself. Why do you care so much?

It's not even an operation either, it's hormones that matter. The surgery is more cosmetic

>>9940176
Congratulations you just accurately described Las Vegas

>>9940176
Yep, that is most of Las Vegas for you. Its a fine party place from time to time. But visit there and stay sober for a few hours and actually take some of the city in and you will see how shitty it is. I was there one week and was watching the news and they were complaining about having trouble getting funding to send the little world series team to travel.

At any rate, the food at heart attack grill isn't great or bad, its just another tourist spot.

>>9939559
>>9939468
Imagine being this delicate. I would fuck you just to see the eyes roll back in your head.

>>9940485
The comic is really dramatic, but it's true that other people sometimes tend to make a way bigger deal over it than they should. And having to publicly declare the nature of your gender identity and medical history is pretty uncomfortable for most people, not even accounting for 4chan autism.

>>9940362
>kill yourself
i think i tranny is more likely to do that, m8

>>9940523
Whatever you say flower, it could have been explained very quietly and politely but your insecurities cause your problems. I can teach you to be tough.

>>9940523
Yeah, I actually have a lot of sympathy for the non-obnoxious trannies who just want to live their lives in peace. I fucking rage when people are like "Oh so you're trans? Have you had the surgery yet?" like jesus, leave the girl alone and mind your own fucking business.

>>9939344
>liquor
>going to Heart Attack Grill to get fucked up

>>9940569
ur such a fucking faggotron

>>9940591
It's interesting that people preference "Are you trans?" with "this is kind of personal," but then as soon as that's over with, they're fine with asking "so are you going all the way?" etc.

>>9940569
I didn't post this comic, but I am just saying that I have sympathy for others who are in this situation. It can be difficult to live outside the cultural norms of one's society.

>>9940591
Honestly I think people just don't make the connection of how serious you are unless you've had invasive surgery. I'm just a normal dude but I've dated a few trans people. Shit's tough. I can make you tougher. wink.gif.exe.bat. I'm kidding but still.
Gotta get that thick skin.

>>9940604
I know a lot of trans people feel so shunned and alone in the world that they take their own lives, but some lack the courage, and that is why we need gay bashers.

>>9940638
>Look Ahmed, I posted it again!

>>9940638
Say that to my face and not on the internet and see what happens.

>>9940669
no. something gay would happen. You homos are sick.

>>9940669
i actually met this guy, i remember that fal and pink gun.

>>9939299
Ah, yes. The penisillin shots I ordered.

>>9940693

>>9940693
We could have fun though?

>>9939468
>Excuse me but this isn't you in the ID.
>Oh, no, it is, I am just transsexual.
>Oh... yes now I see the resemblance. Fair enough. Have a good day.
>You too.

How fucking hard is that?

>>9940727
It's hard for trannies because estrogen gives you woman brain that makes everything more fucking complicated than it actually is

>>9939344

> plus 5.1% Sales Tax for our wasteful government to squander

>>9940485
>>9939850
>>9940523
>>9940569
>>9940727


>Americans would rape someone because a 'policeman' told them over the phone
>Americans would willingly give their personal information to anyone they feel have any power

Why is your nation so cucked? Is the result of Big Brother and the state surveillance from the anti-comunism era? Why every American (except people on /g/) have no problem in giving personal information to wage-cucks?

The only appropriate response is 'You already have my ticket. You have no authority to check my ID. Call the police if you want.'

>>9940813
>asking someone for their id is rape
>'how cucked are you'
>'there is my ticket call the police if you need more'
^This is actually how you cause the comic to become real life. You have zero real life experience.

>>9940362
>kys
>why do you care so much
>>9940485
>being this delicate
>would fuck you

In both cases:
>says the shit, immediately proves to be projecting
>getting this triggered by simple facts and human biology

>>9940866

I'm referring to the actual rapes (with penetration) in Amerca because someone posing as a police officer called people and told them they had to literally rape their employees.

>>9940362
The surgery is only cosmetic because you can't build functioning genetalia yet. The horomones don't mean shit.

>>9940952
That was some unbelievable shit. There are some things that can only happen in America.

>>9940952
If only they fired sixteen warning shots in someone's face for no particular reason. Then they would have been real police.

>>9940952
You mean on Law & Order SVU?

>>9940919
What a shitpost. I clearly am asking why cis people care so much about what I do with my body. That I care should be a given.

Who do you think is being triggered by facts? Or biology? Do you have a hard time with English, anon?

>>9940957
No matter how much hormones you take you'll never be able to change your genes kek

>>9940963
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Strip_search_phone_call_scam#The_Mount_Washington_scam

>>9940957
>>9940966
Only an autist would concern themselves more with genes than with hormones. Changing genes, would, at best, achieve the same results as hormone replacement. But I know the former sounds far more important because of that wonderful American education system. For all the talk about "basic biology," the lack of knowledge is striking.

>>9939344
I'll have the flatliner fries, a double..nah a triple bypass burger, and a pack of strikes for the road.

>>9940965
>more triggered projection
Calm your grizzly mangina down. I was just saying it's fucking abhorrent, no need to be such a faggot about it.

>>9940963

I mean on Mc Donald's.
Guess you erased of your mind because it's like your sacred place and nothing bad can ever happen there.

>>9941005
You actually don't know how to communicate coherently. It's wildly unclear what you are even referring to as abhorrent. I would recommend spending time with people offline. You might be surprised by a few things.

>>9940995
You can't make kids without the right bits. You seem like the autist here, buddy.

>>9941057
>they fell for the procreation meme
Laughingfetuses.jpg

>>9939299
One slow death please

>>9941072
>he left the gene pool
Good. You're literally a broken specimine.

>>9941042
Even more surprising is how all of your insults actually reflect your character. Spend plenty of time offline too, just not with deranged sickos who try to convince others of their delusional bullshit. You wanna chop off your dick? Go for it. You wanna be a as much of a literal fag as you are a metaphorical one? You do you. You want everyone else to support your choices? I'll tell you to hang in there; it'll all be ok.

>>9939299
DO THOSE PENISES HAVE THUMBTACKS IN THEM?

>>9939299
you can bend over the grill and drop your pants

>>9941095
Stop projecting so much. Nobody is delusional, nobody is trying to convince people of anything, nobody is chopping anything, and nobody is asking for support. Why are you so worried about trannies, anon?

>>9941089
Most of us have our fair share of genetic shortcomings. The word is "specimen," by the way.

>>9939580
Nah, just the media.

>>9941111
Only one spewing hypocrisy is you, manbro. Just letting you know that you're disgusting in case you were feeling a little too comfy with you nasty life choices.

>>9939299
why do american eat this?

>>9941200
it helps our freedom glands work more efficiently

>>9941200
It increases our freedom levels, if we want to eat the downright most unhealthy foods we should go there where they dont even try and pretend for us.
Also I hate I have no HeartAttackGrill within 500 miles of me.
I will have to make a mecca to it one day.

>>9941111
Your genetic shortcoming is that you have the wrong brain for your body. Seems a bit more serious than my mild pollen allergy. Maybe we can take your brain and wire it up to a girl body, but as of now you're broken and a cosmetic surgery isn't going to turn you into a girl.

>correcting my spelling
Wow, ya got me. Doesn't change my point, though.

>>9939850
People like that live for the attention they get from people calling them out because the stupid shit they do.

a hard spanking please

>>9939344
Serious question. Can I go there to commit Sudoku? I've got a lot of money to spend. I would just eat, drink liquor and smoke until my body quits working.

>>9941848
yeah, it's good for business according to the founder

>>9939468
>is offended that someone thought you fully transitioned
nani?

>>9939468
why is snape there

all of the men in the reaction to transexual panel need to have heart pupils

This is why people hate trannies.

It’s a FOOD AND COOKING BOARD YOU FAGGOTS. You’ve got rainbow coloured hug boxes all over the internet to support your mental illness, fuck off to one of them.

a 50/50 mouth. what a shame.

>>9942095
>being twansphobic
kys!

>>9942190
>twansphobic
???

>>9942200
my daddy said I'm not awwowed to use the 12th or 18th wettews of the awphabet fow the whowe week ow ewse he'ww wock my cock up in chastity fowevew ;__;

>faggots spoiling something

What a surprise

I was in vegas the other day and saw this place but didnt eat there because i value my internal organs

>>9939299
>Order cheapest menu item
>Take one bite, don't finish
>Get spanked

>>9942347
>get spanked
>sue the restaurant for assault

>>9939468
Why not get a new I.D? Seems like an easy fix.

>>9939299

>>9939887
As they should. Going under the knife doesn't change what you are.

>>9939344
>>9939299
I want you guys to be honest, but could you really eat at this place and not get sick? And also could you actually finish anything on their menu and not leave it over?

>>9939847
Russia has all kinds of funny milk products. I wonder why.

>>9939299
I'll have the usual.

>>9943357
I've eaten there, its a fucking theme burger place, its not like every fucking item is a eating challenge.

>>9942095
Most threads are still worse

>>9939358
No its a former doctor who got tired of dealing with fatties so he decided to make them die faster
Anyone over 300lbs eats free

>>9943593
Doing God's work.

>>9939367
This guy is fucking based.

>>9940669
A living, breathing meme.
How pathetic.

>>9943593
350lbs

>>9939367
This guy is secretly killing off all the fatties.

...bless him

>>9939299
Why are both dildos the same size? Shouldn't the white one be bigger?

>>9940995
You can't change a Y chromosome to an X and vice-versa

>>9941005
>animeposter acts as if he wasnt mad

>>9941095
>dont say kys becuase then you are projecting
>btw here is some shitty anime telling you to kill yourself

>>9942215
hot

>>9939324

>>9942392
no everything needs to be a problem so that i can complain about it and people can feel bad for me somehow

>>9939468
Is it cool if I little dark age post here?

>>9943820
The Asian one is child size.

>>9939344
>chili looks like straight diarrhea
0/10 chili shouldn’t look like liquid shit.

>>9940362
It's just a fact, Jack

>no take outs
they can go to hell

>>9943371
>I wonder why
wolf milk doesn't keep as well

>>9944410
>>9944413
>chromosomes multiply, become stronger
>barely existent reading comprehension nose dives
But faggots gonna faggot.

>>9939344
>dat sales tax callout

EPIC

>>9939318

I recently took a dick up my butt. Wasn’t my thing at all. At least it was with a cute nerdy Asian trap.

>>9944719
The only reason to eat those over priced burgers is the atmosphere. It's like paying bar prices to drink beer home alone

>>9939367
he looks uncannily like Aleister Crowley

man i didnt know /ck/ was filled with mental ill faggots

>>9946241
>/ck/

All of the internet

>>9939468
>payed

>>9939299
My weiner in your buns

The owner is a genius. He knows his restaurant is unhealthy. He knows if you're healthy, you're smart enough not to go there, or you're smart enough to only go there for a cheat day once a year. He knows the morbidly obese are killing themselves eating this kind of food. He's making a message, that continuously eating this food will kill you. It's why he allows anyone over 350 pounds eat there for free. It's like offering an alcoholic free drinks. It will send them to an early grave. He's purging the world of fatties and teaching a lesson. And he's getting rich because of it.

>>9946963
Either that or he realizes he has a theme restaurant in a tourist city an the novelty of the goddamn restaurant will more than likely ensure at least a modest amount of success.

>>9940669
come back to weekendgunnit

>>9941848
Pls livestream

>>9939344
That chili dog looks like a turd in bun

>>9943839
That's why I said "only an autist would be hung up on chromosomes. The whole point of chromosomal sexual dimorphism is to engage a series of biomechanical pathways that result in either the production of androgens or estrogens. So taking hormones IS the end-all-be-all. That you think "haha but chromosomes though" is a rebuttal to anything I've said indicates that you are both bad at reading and also don't know much about the topic.

>>9947281
>t. turbo fag
Stop trying to trap people into your sick fantasies. God save the gay panic defense.

>>9940965
daily reminder.
Also you have 40% chances to end up on suicide stats

>>9940965

>>9947591

>>9939468
trannies are so fucked up, imagine drawing this shit

>>9947575
>implying I would ever cut off my glorious fem penis. Stay mad straightfags. Obviously I know that trans people have a high rate of suicide attempts. Statistics don't work like that, however. My risk of attempting suicide is 0 and will remain 0. Being trans is hard, yes, but it is much easier for those who are accepted in their desired gender. It's also worth noting that a great many of these suicide attempts happen BEFORE the given individuals transition, and that these people would be prone to suicide attempts with or without transitioning. So this actually fails entirely as an argument against transition.

>>9947325
Explaining things which are true is not tricking or trapping anyone. I'm sorry that you feel threatened by people like me, but this is a site for adults. If the truth triggers you, maybe you should go play around at /pol/ or infowars.com some more.

>>9947591
It's definitely become something of a trope, and I don't think there's a ton to it, in most cases, but I wonder how many of the men who are aggressively anti-trans online really would like to be women themselves. Perhaps there's one among us right now.

>>9947723
Linebreak fail, but you know how it's supposed to read.

>>9947620
they actually seem to believe that they will end up looking not like a man in a dress

>>9947723
Fag is also newfag, it seems.
>If the truth triggers you
>he says, all triggered and faggot like
Let us know when the bleach chugging goes down.

>>9947730
It helps if you don't transition at fourty fucking years old.

Remember Kim Petras?

>>9947741
>>9947741
See:
>>9947724

>>9947741
That image is among the most fucking unironically stupid-ass boomer-tier shit I've seen on this site.

And you can call me a newfag for missing the return key, but I've assuredly been on 4chan and /ck/ for longer than you have, my Reddit friend.

>>9943799
he used to run a gym and got sick of people not trying

>>9939318
Sorry, we don't serve faggots.

>>9939542
why do mentally ill faggots and their enablers think it doesn't?

>>9947828
>m-muh boomer shit
>m-muh oldfag shit
>m-muh reddit shit
haHAA

>>9947847
Biological sex is highly mutable and is culturally-mediated desu

"Male and female" as the only two categories are for many purposes a pretty large oversimplification. You can say "b-but muh reproduction" as much as you like, but you should realize that in doing so you're just riding the dick of your 7th grade bio teacher, and that's not gonna get any babies made either. If you're in here arguing about trannies on a Nepalese rice-washing forum then you probably aren't gonna reproduce anyway, let's be real.

>>9939542
Because the majority of people aren't delusional.

>>9947865
>trying this hard to normalize some putrid batshit mental illness

>>9939887
As well they should.

>>9947856
Posting unfunny butthurt memes just makes you look more underaged than you already did. If you think stale memes are triggering me, then this is even more amusing. Y'all fucking retards bust out the same two or three talking point every time you start REEEEing about trans people, and if you think it's legitimately upsetting anyone, then you're fucking dumber than you come off. Do you think anyone somewhat sane would even consider /ck/'s thoughts on their gender identity? I'm continuing to post because it's funny to me that you're trying to politically grandstand here, of all places, about this, of all things. /ck/ is a blue board and has always been home to fags. If you want to go somewhere where everyone will just agree with you and confirm your biases, I'm sure you know some online spaces for that.

>>9947758
holy shit, some trannies are quite hot:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HyhxRRMApXI

wtf am i gay now

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5eq8keXo1Ck

>it's an essay
>presumably consists of nothing but angry fag noises

>>9947896
>if I use inflammatory phrases then I don't need ideology
/pol/ in a nutshell? Stay mad cuck

>>9940176
Gambling isn't my thing either, but Vegas has top of the line food, lodging and entertainment....plus booze.

>>9947909
>probably 80 words
>too long to read
So how's that common core treating you?

>>9940523
>And having to publicly [face reality] is...
ftfy

>>9947915
>common core
Wouldn't know, my boomer ass never had that, remember? Retard can't even be consistent with your triggered self. Thought you'd be used to both kinds of assblasting by now.

>enter thread
>filled with cancerous faggotry
This is why I hate faggots. You rejects have your own special snowflake board but insist on spreading your cancer everywhere. You are worse than /pol/.

>>9947946
/ck/ was my board long before you soyposting shitbags showed up filling it with this kind of discussion. We wouldn't be talking about trannies right now if it weren't such a raw topic for you. I'm still here to talk about food and will get entirely back to that when I stop seeing posts about xenoestrogens on my food board. Thanks shithead.

>>9947723
>I wonder how many of the men who are aggressively anti-trans online really would like to be women themselves

You'll never be a woman. At best you'll only ever be the over sexualised fetish of sick pervert, but you will never be a woman. Not in society, not in your family's. Every sane person will always see you as a very disturbed man who needs help. And that's what you are.

I tell you this because I wish the best for you anon, please do get help. You were not made to larp as a female, you were born a dude, you should be thankful for being the objectively stronger gender.

>>9947980
>m-muh board
>m-muh safe space
>m-muh leef me alone
>m-muh self proclaimed thick skin
What a fucking loser.

>>9947991
You sound like you're trying to convince someone, but it isn't me. I already pass as female even if I wear men's clothes (which don't fit very well). I was blessed with good genetics for it, and hormones really are remarkably effective so long as you don't have a very robust bone structure to overcome.

Of course, people like the one in the image you posted are probably self-loathing AGP freaks, and I don't see them as women either. I hope you don't think every transsexual is like that (but I wouldn't be surprised if you do, since that's what /pol/ preaches).

>>9940813
Americans don't generally have huge caricature slav noses, so I assume the comic takes place somewhere where trains cross borders.

>>9948007
>bants
>gets upset when bants are returned
I'll talk about food when there is food discussion here. But if you are talking about trannies I'm going to chime in. To then say "Look the faggot won't shut up" is retarded, because I'm very happy to leave the discussion on food.

When I say it's "my board" I mean that this is the board I frequent most. There was a time not too long ago when you could make a thread about carrots and come back in 3-4 weeks to see a couple replies on it. This site has really changed a lot.

>>9940813
>>9948052
This comic struck me as very european as well. Something about the horrors of standing out and disrupting the social harmony doesn't really resonate with an American audience.

>>9939299
The door, please. I've entered the wrong establishment.

>>9948061
>can't accept that he's mentally shit
>makes up shit for the argument
>defeats his own made up argument
>but he pretends it the opposition so he won
Good job, there. The rationality of your choices and statements all makes sense now.

I don't know why I would go there when I can get something just as potentially unhealthy elsewhere that isn't stupidly expensive. The novelty doesn't seem worth it at all.

>>9939367
Jew.

>>9940813

State surveillance is way worse in the UK. The only city in the US that has as many cameras as the average British city is Las Vegas for obvious reasons.

>>9939299
Everything
>>9939468
Crawl back to /tttt/, hon. I'm pretty sure you don't pass at all IRL.

I'm not gonna apologize.

>>9948033
>Being a woman is only about dressing like one and horomones
So much for breaking gender norms.

>>9939542
>99% of people have a gender that matches their biological sex
>HURR DURR NO THEY HAVE ABSOLUTELY NOTHING TO DO WITH EACH OTHER

>>9939299
Can I get something under a thousand calories?

>>9940105
No he's just a real life demon

>>9941140
>nasty life choices
As if your life choices aren't absolute pigslop. Stop pretending you're not a piece of shit and just own it, shortbus.

>>9947903
No, you're attracted to female features. So youre still straight.

>>9947591
Looks like all those male crossdressers I used to help when I worked at an undergarment store were doing better than most people. Good for them.

>>9947846
Good, I'm not a cannibal.

>>9948007
Um, dipshit, idk if you've noticed, but you're the loser here. That trans dude is 99% more coherent and intelligent speaking than you are. If I were you, I'd STFU and go back to wherever you came from, because you're only making yourself look worse and no one cares about your ignorant, 1930s belief system.

This article is a pretty interesting read about the owner

vegas.eater.com/platform/amp/2012/10/25/6530837/heart-attack-grills-jon-basso-pulls-no-punches-on-his-first-year-in

>>9947901
>writes a novel about how he's not triggered
assblasted/10

>>9948164
>I don't have an argument so I'm going to say "liberals are the real bigots"
Read a book, bro

>>9948333
Would you rather I tweet it?

>>9948295
>no you
>go away from my safe snowflake space
>reeeeeEEEEEEEEEeeeeee
>types while sobbing
>sees fucked up monster face in glare off screen
>sobs harder

>>9948367
That poster is right though, you're the one who looks like an emotional idiot here.

>>9947901
This isn't your home faggot. Not everyone is comfortable with your buggary.

>>9948295
This. Some closeted evangelicals and /pol/tards are terrified that their penises raise when they watch tran porn so they lash out at what causes it. Others of their ilk do the same with strictly fags. Sadly, 'murrica has a lot of psychological repression due to puritanism because the heteros who are psychologically at peace couldn't give a rat's ass about someone being lgbt.

>>9948401
not who youre talking about, but why do fags and trannies always accuse people that dont like them of being closeted or attracted to trannies/gays?

you do realize some people just genuinely believe yall are mentally ill and dont want anything to do with you right? are yall seriously that deluded that you think everyone is a fag?

>>9948370
>no you again
>mfw when your rhetoric reached its peak at the age of five
>mfw when you have the snowflake mentality of someone who is five
>mfw when you are actually five

>>9948401
Yeah, or they would like to be women themselves or be less held to stereotypes of masculinity, and they retaliate by attacking these things and maligning them in order to make that more appealing.

>>9948381
So what are you going to do, cry about it on the internet? Look, I don't have a problem with someone being alt-right, but I just wish they'd keep it between themselves and their partners and stop trying to shove it down everyone's throat all the time.

>>9948442
>"rhetoric"
>posts consist only of image macros and greentext
Uh huh.

>>9948444
>being alt-right
You don't have to be alt right to be physically disgusted by a mentally ill abuse victim who mutilates their genitals and then wears pretty girl clothes

t. Mexican

>>9948444
>liking feminine things makes you trans
Nice logic there. I don't have a problem with trans people until they stopped keeping it to themselves and are shoving it down little kids' throats.

>>9948436
We acknowledge that it isn't everyone and probably isn't even many of them, but there's a clear pattern that this is at least somewhat common. Of course there are people who aren't comfortable with queerness for a variety of reasons, but the ones who are most adamantly opposed to it seem to often have some kind of derangement of their own. Look at conservative politicians in the US. It seems that every year one of them is caught trying to do something with young boys.

>>9948436
>still thinking fags have limits on their delusions in 2018: the post

>>9948459
>liking feminine things makes you trans
They never said that, anon. How did you divine that belief from what they said?

>>9948462
>Look at conservative politicians in the US. It seems that every year one of them is caught trying to do something with young boys.
sounds like that must be a long list, care to share a source?

>>9939468
>only one who has a problem with the transexual is the transexual

>>9940362
>Why do you care so much
Because believing that irreversible self-mutilation is the solution to deep-seated psychological issues that desperately need real attention ruins and far too often even ends people's lives

>>9948504
Don't forget liberals are now sending their three year olds to "trans summer camp" and it's now illegal to prevent a minor from having sex change surgery in Leafland.

>>9948504
Not often enough desu.

>>9948514
It would be healthier to send them to dog fucking camps.

>>9939318
Racist.

>>9948478
www.advocate.com/politics/politicians/2015/05/29/16-antigay-leaders-exposed-gay-or-bi

Here's a short list of just a few in recent years. Mind you, they aren't all politicians in the concrete sense, but they are all political figures.

I'm also aware that your question was probably just sealioning, since this is easily googled, but I'm treating it as though it was posed in good faith.

>>9948504
Sounds like you have more of an issue with the fact that the technology to transition isn't perfect yet. It's easy to look at what's currently happening and think it's self-mutilation and that it's not the way to fix it, but they've tried telling all trans people that it's not the real problem and it doesn't work.

>>9948504
>self-mutilation
So if you are so passionate about this, you realize that the current trend of accepting gender variance and atypical bodies is leading to *lower* rates of surgery among trans people, right?

The truth is, the lines between male and female (and man and woman) are going to naturally blur. This isn't just politics at work, this is the inevitable outcome of any highly intelligent species. Humans already exhibit among the lowest degree of sexual dimorphism of any primate, and that trend isn't going to reverse itself.

>>9948624

>this thread

How did we go from discussing a restaurant that serves food that'll literally give you a heart attack to about transgender issues?

>>9948609
its 100% self mutilation, your genitals don't need fixing, your brain does

>>9948609
That's exactly the problem. People want to say "there are other ways to help trans people!" because they are disturbed by us, but they never offer any better ideas than transition or repress forever-- both options with which we are intimately familiar.

>>9947575
Places where trans people are more accepted have lower suicide rates

>>9948647
What a facile argument.

>>9948661
not an argument, if my legs work but i dont want them and have them cut off, im mentally ill and self mutilating.

>>9939468

ah yes, more fucking trannies, why not. More salt please

>>9948709
That is not a fair comparison to taking pills that make you grow tits.

>>9948624
>This isn't just politics at work, this is the inevitable outcome of any highly intelligent species
Do you base that on your observations of others highly intelligent species?

>>9948760

does your crotch sweat smell different ?

>>9940092
2 patrons and the spokesman have died so far.

>>9948583
Closeted cuckservatives btfo, LMAO!

food and cooking your stupid fucks

>>9939344
OOOOH SAY CAN YOU SEE

BY THE DAWN'S EARLY LIGHT?

>>9948624
>the lines between male and female (and man and woman) are going to naturally blur. This isn't just politics at work, this is the inevitable outcome of any highly intelligent species.
True. It's the fact that an exponentially expanding technology which results in less and less expenditure of energy among humans in manual labor produces a kind of amorphous androgyny among the spawn. You see this cuckservative reaction against it, not only because they're closeted, but also because they're bitter that they have to support the corporate technological growth that produces what they gnash their teeth about.

>>9948840
shh soy boy the adults are talking

>>9948583
>>9948811
lol sorry after skimming the article I decided it wasnt worth my time to respond to some delusional faggot, out of the 16 people about 4 were politicians that were actually convicted of something or admitted to being gay, the rest are either religious figures(which i care nothing about) or were just accused of something

it does not even remotely justify the claim that a conservative politician is being busted diddling a little boy every year

there is a (You) for you guys, im not even conservative just right leaning

>>9939344
shit menu, and some shitty looking burgers

>>9939468
why does the train lady give a shit? there's a ticket, and a butt in a seat. are germans really this anal?
if this isn't exaggeration i can understand why it'd be traumatizing

>>9948861
>EVERYONE IS GAY OR CLOSETED
someone needs to leave a pistol and a bottle of vodka at your house and let nature take it's course

>>9948868
I still think trans people need their own country, how about Thailand

>>9948868
>the rest are either religious figures(which i care nothing about)
What did he mean by this?

But anon, you realize that if someone drops out over allegations, that they're quite probably guilty, right? There were quite a few people listed there. Every year might be a bit hyperbolic, but it happens with a pretty striking frequency considering these are all people who are purportedly against this stuff. And though they aren't politicians in a tacit way, it would be foolish to not consider preachers political figures in the US, considering religion is the cornerstone of our political imaginary.

>>9948901
Nah just the ones who spend hours arguing about why it's not okay to be queer. If you're comfortable in your life and your body, chances are you don't care what other people do with theirs much. Anyway, isn't that what conservatives were meant to be?

>>9948902
as a right winger I am ok with this

>>9948905
Im an atheist, I voted for Trump because the left has gone full retard, 2 years ago I was a liberal, this is how bad you guys are fucking up, everyday I am leaning farther and farther right and I hate the fact that religion plays such a part in our politics but it can be easily overlooked when I think of the alternative.

>>9948918
I dont care if you guys ass rape each other to death tbqh, but you insist on trying to contaminate children with your degeneracy, that is where a lot of the "hate" stems from, whether you believe it or not you people shouldnt be allowed around children alone, much less in charge of their childhoods. not even afraid yall are going to molest them, but the trend these days is trying to force this LGBT shit is normal on young children, it is not normal, children deserve a chance to be normal, this is the line being crossed that turns LGBT into a problem.

>>9948983
>I dont care if you guys ass rape each other to death tbqh, but you insist on trying to contaminate children with your degeneracy, that is where a lot of the "hate" stems from, whether you believe it or not you people shouldnt be allowed around children alone, much less in charge of their childhoods. not even afraid yall are going to molest them, but the trend these days is trying to force this LGBT shit is normal on young children, it is not normal, children deserve a chance to be normal
I think you are overestimating how much this happens. Probably because you are exposed primarily to really biased sources of information. This is the norm for most people these days.

Two years ago I was alt-right. Now I'm a liberal. That's how much you guys are fucking up. See? I can do it too. Yes, I'm a transgender person. No, I don't try to force anything on anyone's kids. Who the fuck does that? But that said, if I had heard growing up more often that it's okay to be different, I probably would have had a happier childhood. I was bullied constantly, I was called a faggot all the time, even when I tried desperately just to fit in with the other boys. And all men are harmed by the rigidity of the masculine gender role. This is probably what is talked about most, in terms of pushing things on children. Are there people telling kids "you can be whatever gender you want to be, and anyone who doesn't respect that is a bigot"? Probably, yeah. But do you think this really represents gay/bi/trans people as a whole? I hope not. What gets passed on more are probably things like "it's okay for men to be sensitive" and "you can be an individual." Even someone like me can see how these benign ideas threaten to take us into uncharted waters, and how that may be intimidating, but it seems like you're anticipating a bit too much of a slippery slope in thinking that rampant degeneracy is being pushed on children.

>>9949186
>Not being pushed into children
https://nypost.com/2017/08/07/transgender-day-camp-welcomes-preschoolers/amp/

>>9948918

I', fairly right wing as well, just don't need to hear another 'coming out' story really, in my experience trans people like to to share their 'transition' a bit too much with the world, do whatever the fuck you want, just don't shove it down people's throat

>>9939367
>I dont want to look like a wierdo just give me a mumu

>>9948983
>religion plays such a part in our politics but it can be easily overlooked when I think of the alternative.
>b-but muh muslims can't be overlooked because, yuh know, .001% of them commit terrorist acts
Yeah thanks for chiming in with nonsense there dude. Either reject abrahmic moral faggotry or you're still cucked by the abrahamists. Cuckservatives sold themselves out to the whacky christisn right instead of going for libertarian individual freedom because it makes not one iota of difference if a guy consensually fucks a guy. In fact, for a hetero it's a good thing since it reduces competition for split tail.

>>9949251
Nice try Muhammad you can't trick me!

>>9939367
damn, that dude has the attitude and the eyes of a serial killer.

>>9949186
bullying serves its purpose, I was taunted for being a little fatty, now I eat healthy and am in shape

if you were being called a faggot then guess what, you were acting like a little faggot, you could have stopped acting like such a faggot or took the easy way out, both acceptable, instead you embraced your faggotry and your now polluting my goddamn food and cooking board with stupid LGBT crap. They should have bullied you harder tbqh.

>>9949186
I wish you “people” would just kill yourselves for the good of the gene pool. Obviously you’re sick.

>>9939299

Triple bacon chili cheeseburger with deep fried pickles and onion rings.

>>9949251
if christianity in its current form was as such a danger as islam to civilized countries I would not support it in any way, sorry but not recognizing the dangers of islam is another reason the left is in a downward spiral.

>>9949304
Don't forget they actively ignore actual moderate muslims who are trying to reform the religion under threats of death in favor of Sharia loving thots like Linda Sarsor.

LMAOing at all the butthurt trannies it lol like just get over it hahaha I bet you're all mad that your surgery was botched and you look uglier than you would have if you just grew out your hair ololol

>>9949186
Left lib tranny here.

You might enjoy this rant from someone further left than myself. ( I also give zero shits about gun control, every tranny should probably CCW because its fucking dangerous.)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZQPNX82CpJ8

>>9949345
person that thinks youre a degenerate waste of resources here, I agree 100% on the gun issue, because most trannies would eventually just use it to shoot themselves. Trump should start something similar to cash for clunkers, trade your penis in for a pistol.

>>9949366
>trade your penis in for a pistol
Hearty kek

>>9949366
Pistols 4 Benis

serious issue though guys, if you are weak minded enough to commit suicide you should not be alive to begin with

>>9949345
you are a broken guy.

>>9949212
Stop hanging out with 50 year old mindbroken hons. I have literally never volunteered information about my transition without being asked except to my closest friends.

What all of you people don't understand is that you can repress the desire to transition through your teens, through your twenties, and even thirties, but... the route of repression will result in you being a man in a dress who has to explain to his wife and two kids that he's decided to become his true self. This is far more harmful to society and the individual than to allow people to transition at younger ages. Obviously we shouldn't be pushing things on kids, but that doesn't make for an argument against being trans or queer in general.

>>9949258
t. Sally Sue, from the MS/AL border who had her nut busted when she was 13 by her evangelical preacher.

>>9949429
Snakehandling and this kind of extreme evangelicalism is actually pretty neat. It's degenerate and runs completely contrary to the modern state, but as a means of going into trance and communing with altered states of mind, it's pretty neat.

>>9949395

well, see, that is exactly the part I don't give a shit about. Maybe not you, but others seem to have some kind of epiphany, and want to share how they cut off or remodellled their genitals. To each his/her own, Im tired ofstumbling over another special snowflakes story. Live your live and be ok with it without trying to validate it over social media all the time, all the best and shit

>>9946206
>Crowley dies
>bargains with Satan for another life in exchange for sending a constant stream of gluttons to Hell
Seems reasonable.

>>9949395
i miss the good ol days when you guys would just hang yourself, got mad respect for those fellas

>>9949439
It's cringe as fuck, and from a young trans, trust, I hate seeing it too. It's mostly older people who do this. And the very young who have an obsession with social media anyway

>>9949395

This bitch knows whats up.
>>9949380
Did my gender identity and old school liberalism break your brain? I'm sure everything is a black and white issue when your retarded or autistic.
Go pad your "feelfrog" folder faggot.

>>9949476
yes you totally burned him with the frog folder comment as you post a pic from your drawn on mustache folder, fucking cringey faggot

>>9949437
Notice the fact the fuck on the right lost an arm where he got bit and it went into necrosis, lol. I caught copperheads and small rattlesnakes when I was a kid but I always held them with a behind the head grip. I wouldn't fuck with that size poisonous snake, however cause I have a feeling if the crucified jew really had existed he would probably say, "fuck youu asshole, why are yo fucking with muh snakes?"

>>9939367
I hate those stupid faggot hosts that try to brow-beat him into shutting down his restaurants or whatever the fuck they're trying to do. Especially that first one. Fuck anyone that thinks businesses and governments should be the ones responsible for making sure people eat healthy

>>9949516
Frog posters are the scum of the internet.
Pepe was originally an avatar of being an antisocial, awkward loser. Now it's a rallying cry.
Nah, you're still losers. Just emboldened losers. and you tell my tranny ass to kill myself. You first.
Hows that for "feels" I'm the one wearing panties yet you're the bigger fag.

This is the worst thread I have ever seen on ck. Find another board if you want to discuss trannies

Not even the heart attack grill deserved this

>>9948648
We aren't miracle workers.

The exponential rise of kids identifying as transsexual and the monsters who think affirmative therapy is a good way to handle these kids can be stopped though. That much is in the power of society, including you.

We can go back to a situation where you and yours are kept out of sight of polite society, out of the media, out of education. We clearly should. Lets keep our fetishes here on the chans and leave the kids alone.

>>9949873
not sure who you think I am, I dont have any 4chan folders, you are literally a faggot throwing a bitch fit about your mental illness on a food board

call me a closeted loser faggot all you want if it gets you through one more day without swallowing a bullet

you are trying to pretend you have your shit together really hard, take a step back and take a look though, youre a fucking mess

>>9949947
its too late for that, it's time for a purge desu

>>9941848
>I would just eat, drink liquor and smoke until my body quits working.

congratulations on being human

>>9941848
Sure, why not? I'm pretty sure they make you sign a waiver either way so I doubt they'll try and talk you out of it.

>>9949460

>>9940362
It's all cosmetic except the mental illnesses

As one of the rightwing boogiemen ITT giving grief to the trannie(s), I would like to say I do not wish for you to kill yourself.

This is a cooking board and I have no problem coexisting here with any person no matter race or sexuality, but let this thread be a reminder that you aren't on /b/ and if you start this stupid trannie shit people aren't going to humor you.

I hope this is the last thread I see like this and I applaud the mods for letting it play itself out/not doing their job.

Live long and prosper.

>>9950044

I like you

>>9950044
>As one of the rightwing boogiemen ITT giving grief to the trannie(s), I would like to say I do not wish for you to kill yourself.
As the tranny who has been transposting here far more than any other, let me say, I appreciate that.

Let me also say, I've been a regular on /ck/ since 2012, so I have been active in a LOT of food threads. And I've learned a lot from this place. I love the food discussion here. But also, I've seen this place become WAY more political. Mods here are practically nonexistent, and I will say, if people bring up trannies, I will take part in that discussion and not back down. But also that if we just talk about food, I will be happy as a clam.

>>9949996
kek. very much the case in all instances.

>>9950092
>not back down
>kills itself by next week
>but not before making a shitshow by posting about it irrelevantly everywhere like anyone cares

I wish we could all just get along and hate muslims and canadians in harmony tbqf desu.

>>9949954
The projection is strong on you. You can shit on trannies all you like, but we do have a certain insight into the world . Not buying into gender dynamics, yep. mental illness, well thats debateable... Spotting a loser less than us? Easy.
Ironically, us open and out there trannies probably have more friends than your awkward ass. Im sorry your sexual and political identity is moored (heyyoo) to your kissless pepe ass.

You got a frog for that? I know you cant verbally retort, and I apoligize for being a long winded faggot myself, but TLDR
go fuck youself memespouter. Hit me up when you can form a complete sentance, or go get an education on how to troll on the "random" board.

>>9950044
Fuuuuuuuck YOU with your Vulcan nonsense.

>>9950137
Whatever makes you feel good, really stopped caring a while ago, I can tell you are troubled so maybe look into some therapy or more of it.

>>9940965
Usually the /pol/ kids get stuck in the /sips/ general in perpetual outrage. Winter vacation should be ending soon, so they’ll be gone soon either way

>>9950106
Wtf dude relax I'm not gonna kill myself.

I'm a human person sitting on my phone writing a post to you. It's that fun to joke about me committing suicide?

Why has this thread been allowed to exist for so long? I just wanted to talk about cheeseburgers.

>>9950287
because ck has no mods

This is the perfect place to BULK

>>9948179
no

>>9947865
>Biological sex is highly mutable
Outside of bizarre genetic disorders like pseudohermaphoditism, testicular feminizing syndrome and androgen insensitivity syndrome, please provide one example where somebody spontaneously changed biological sex, you certifiable lunatic.

Much less as a result of 'cultural mediation'. Jesus Christ, how much of a special snowflake do you think you need to be?

Funny thing: I have two friends who have transitioned, one who is FTM and one who is MTF. The FTM just wants to get on with his life, watch some cricket and drink beers with his mates. The MTF is a screaming mentally ill lunatic who constantly draws attention to her trans status and spends hours a day scouring the net for opportunities to be offended and ways to drag her mental baggage into every debate, no matter how irrelevant.

It's why I support the extermination of MTF trannies, you cunts are the only thing on earth that's more of a drama llama than even the shittiest 'real housewife of who cares'.

Do the world a favour and just kill yourself. I'd tell you to shut up but you could probably give a speech under wet concrete.

>>9950727
>Funny thing: I have two friends who have transitioned, one who is FTM and one who is MTF. The FTM just wants to get on with his life, watch some cricket and drink beers with his mates. The MTF is a screaming mentally ill lunatic who constantly draws attention to her trans status and spends hours a day scouring the net for opportunities to be offended and ways to drag her mental baggage into every debate, no matter how irrelevant.
Why would you be friends with a screaming lunatic?

Anyway, there are trans men who act the same way and trans women who don't. Nice to know you form your grand generalizations on a sample size of two, however.

>>9948367
This is officially the worst post I've seen yet today. Look carefully, children. This is what could happen to you if you don't get an education and live in a raging echo chamber of low self esteem propped up by anger. You'll end up someplace like this, posting insane gobbledygook.

>>9940727
That sounds like a normal typical human interaction which Trannies being a protected oppressed class don't get the privilege of. Everything they do is some drama filled super tense anxiety riddled interaction because liberals don't actually see people as real people but caricatures of identity politics

>>9948648
>Repression forever
>Intimately familiar
Don't your people have a month long fucking parade every year sanctioned and paid for by the government?
You get to literally dance in the streets and told to be 'proud' of your disorders and still believe you are oppressed

>This thread was about Heart Attack Grill
>Deranged trannys, /po/lacks and MAGA traps turn the thread into a shitshow.

Never change guys

>>9949395
Or you can get actual therapy and help for your mental disorders rather than self mutilation or waiting until you have essentially a psychotic break