/ck/ - Food & Cooking

pork with explosive flavoring

Bacon and a 10mm to his brain

"beef" hotdogs :DDDD

>>9941051
>muslim coworker
>posts sikh
you even trying?

just dont serve pork or anything with gelatin, dont try and cook him anything muslim, just cook whatever you normaly eat just make sure theres no pork

>>9941051
lamb with arsenic curry.

>>9941051

That's a picture of a sikh you ignoramus.

>>9941079
Came to post this. Sikhs are bros.

Maybe some halal cyanide.

OP, that dude's not muslim.

>>9941086
>le sikhs are total bros meme

when will it end

>>9941176
When sikhs suddenly stop being bros.

>>9941051
who among us hasn't indulged in a little sikh posting in moslem thread

>>9941051
blast dalher mendi, they love that shit

>>9941051
That's a Sikh, anon. Sikhs kill Muslims.

>>9941051
No alcohol or alcohol derived sauces.

That's a sikh.

>>9941051
Sikhs are okay.
Though they belong in India.

Muslims are death cultists and you should always make it clear to them that you and everyone else who has any idea who Muhammed was, know that they are evil death cultists following an obviously false prophet that any 10 year old could figure out if they weren't forced to believe it by their whole society.

Buddhists are cool.
But not hipster western Buddhist asshats.
Which are most of what you'll meet if they're not asian.
Women especially can be counted on to be full of shit and hypocrisy if shunning their grandparents religion for another.

>>9941198
Sikhism is literally a militants Hindu response to the ruthless invasion and massacres of Indian people's at the hands of Muslim aggression.

Islam is literally the worst major religion.
And we're you to define 'death cult' would fall squarely within that definition.

>>9941051
>muslim
>posts a sikh, one of the bigger muslim killing groups next to the spaniards and portuguese

>>9941176
This. Been committing terrorist attacks in India for a goddamn long time.

>Bombing weddings
>Killing people on buses
>Killing women and children

But ya post a picture about how their temples give food to the homeless (which most churches do too) and that their swords are to protect innocents (lolno) and you get an entire meme.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_terrorist_incidents_in_Punjab_(India)

>>9941176
When muzzies stop being universally shit (ie never)

>>9941537
settle down Abdul

>>9941176
when reddit ends. it's the 21st century version of "le buddhists are so peaceful" garbage
>>9941537
they also blew up an Air Canada jet a while back

>>9941253

I kind of have to agree with this. Objectively speaking, Islam is probably the shittiest of the Abrahamic faith's.

>>9941621
>the shittiest of the Abrahamic faith's.
is this the "thank god for mississippi' of religion?

>>9941537
Khalistan zindabad! ^^

ITT: people post their very important and researched opinions on religion and ignore OP's question

>>9941537
>Blowing up poo-in-loos
This only further enhances my regard for Sikhs

>>9941687
Aside from pointing out that he's sikh there was no intelligent conversation past that point.

>my deep philosophical debate based on wikipedia
Hopefully they are trolls.

>>9941702
You're right, Data

>>9941194
I'm as white as they come and I love dalher mendi

>>9941687
I mean op could just look up halal safe recipes or just ask his friends

>>9941079
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>>9941280
I thought the picture was OP, as in he's the Sikh cooking for his Muslim co-worker.

Make a potatoe feast like mashed, roasted, baked, stir fried, every variety and nothing else. Everyone loves potatoes even Muslims.

>>9941611
Did the Canadians apologise?

>>9941707
Is that a poly-peptide cake?

>>9941051
Bacon teriyaki chicken

>>9941720
>Sikh cooking for Muslim
If this were the case he wouldn't even ask he'd already be making some poison.

>>9941702
>my deep philosophical debate based on /pol/pinions
ftfy

>>9941051
pork

>>9941763
>my deep philosophical debate based on /pol/ and Sam Harris videos
If we're being precise

>>9941734
With mint frosting. Delicious.

I'm Muslim, Just make fish.

>>9941763
>everything I don't like is /pol/
you have to go back
>>>/reddit/

>>9941079
this, also for dessert make a nice murder suicide you dumb cuck

>>9941883
This desu, dont have to worry about halal meat or anything. Fish is good no matter what kind it is or how it was killed.

>>9941883
>>9941913
> t. Bangladeshis

>>9941051
>>9941883
Just make fish because he might be one of those "I need the beef or chicken to be cut by a Muslim butcher saying bismallah and it must be cut in the direction of mecca"

>>9941621
Only by virtue of being the least Westernized and least accepting of liberal(in the sense of philosophical liberalism not political liberalism) ideas such as democracy and freedom of religion. Pretty much all religion is bad imo but some are pretty harmless like Buddhists. An ideal society would be almost completely areligious. Sort of like the pre-Heresy Imperium of Man from Warhammer 40k but minus the agressive expansionist policy and direct monarchy under a 10ft tall superman.

>>9942046
>but some are pretty harmless like Buddhists
/ck/ should really stick to food discussion, goddamn.

>>9941051
Boil up a few choice Qurans.

>>9941051
make a holiday ham!
>cooking bag
>large bone-in ham
>yellow mustard
>honey
low and slow all afternoon!

>>9941051
You can try just cooking an American meal, or make sure with him first if he wouldn't mind you trying out a Muslim meal or whatever.
I'd suggest something with pork.

>>9942068
Buddhist aren't harmless but I sure as fuck don't care about the militant ones fucking up Islam. Fucking up Islam is self defense and gets you a pass.

>>9941253
>tips fedora

>>9941621
Ok shlomo

>>9941732
Why would they apologize for winning?

>>9941051
So, not being a racist asshole here, pork is off the menu, but that doesn't mean you can't use other meat dishes. Palestinian chicken is a safe bet, basically it's a roasted chicken marinated in spices and yoghurt. Cooking Lamb is good too, rub it down with herbs, olive oil and garlic, then cook it along with a head of roasted garlick, serve it on some flat bread. Simple, but delicious. Lamb Kebabs are good too, a bit of yoghurt sauce, some falafel maybe, served on some grilled, warm pita? Forget about it.

>>9941086
Sikhs have a tumultuous history with alot of questionable stuff happening but the core tenants of the religion are pretty unarguable. Be pure of heart. Clean of body and soul. Defend the weak even to the point of self-sacrifice. Also I've never met a Sikh that was a douchebag so theres that.

>>9941883
Why do you follow an obviously false prophet and adhere to his scheme for world domination by participating in and perpetuating his lying death cult so long after his death?

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>>9941103
We get it, you're a Redneck racist, we don't give a fuck.

>>9941051
>muslim

OP's jpg is a Sikh.

>>9942864
I was born Muslim so I practice Islam. If I was born Christian or a jew I would practice those faiths as well. Besides most Muslims don't really care about what goes on beyond their front door.

>>9943090
>hello fellow civilized people
the post

>>9942943
>Islam
>race
We get it, you're literally retarded.

>>9943090
So you're a nonbeliever going through the motions because of culture impetus/tradition. And thereby a bad muslim.
But I suppose compliance and appearance were all that were important to Muhammed. So carry on.

Ricin and rice

>>9943090
>Muslims don't care about what happens beyond their front door
>Actively genociding Christians and throwing gays off of roofs
>Muslim 'refugees' so peaceful Germany has to have designated no rape zones
Nice try Ahmed I know you're after my sister.

>>9942943
Haha you sure showed them my fellowrd enlightened big city liberal!
*Tips fedora*

>>9941051
Sikhs are actually Bros
Don't make them hate us.

>>9942107
Militant Buddhist
Please elaborate

>>9943581
fuck them, they ruined the english patient

>>9942943
kindly fuck off back to plebbit you cunt

>>9943581
liking sikhs is only for the most progressive racists

>>9941051
Go to a middle eastern or halal market to get halal meat of whatever you like. Don't try to pander with humus or cook "middle eastern." You'll come of as an ass. Just make what you like and don't use pork or alcohol.

>>9943588
Not him, but there are quite a few examples I can think of but perhaps the worst of all coming to mind right now is the Dalai Lama's Establishment 22, a regiment of child soldiers kidnapped from Tibetan Children's Village orphanages and forced into military service. And we gave this man a fucking Nobel Prize.

The following is not so much negative as it is surprising to people not familiar with Buddhism but Sri Lanka is by vast majority a Buddhist country and had been dealing with Islamist interlopers from Tamil Nadu for quite some time. The reason I mention them is because they're dealing with the muzzies in a rather militant way. See, Sri Lanka is home to the Jaya Sri Maha Bodhi, a sapling of the original Bodhi under which Sidhartha Gautama achieved enlightment and become the Buddha. Planted in Sri Lanka in 288bce, it is the most sacred relic in Buddhism as well as the oldest-living flowering organism on earth.
Anyway, the government of SL started a genocide campaign against Tamil muzzies in order to protect this important bit of their Buddhist heritage This has gone largely ignored by the international community, probably because muzzies deserve it for going to another country and expecting the locals to conform to their muzzie way of life rather than the other way around. Regardless, few think of genocide when thinking of 'things Buddhists do.'

We need the SL government to teach the west a thing or two about strategically bombing muzzie neighbourhoods as they've been doing.

>>9943090
I'd bet you're Algerian. I've never met an honest Algerian. Not. A. One. There is something deep-seated in Algerian culture where they lie all the time, especially about how great life in Algeria is (why the fuck did you leave, then?) and how peaceful Algerians are.
I know one bitch who fled because she dared marry a non-muzzie and was gonna be put to death because of it but still goes on and on about how fucking great and peachy-keen everything in Algeria is. Never mind that she applied for refugee status so that she could never be sent back. Why would you go through the process of getting declared a refugee if you're not afraid of going back? Lying fucks, the lot of them.

>>9943760
This is my experience with all muslims.

The younger ones mostly say they're not religious.
But wait until life gets hard, they fall back on cultural faith. Then they become zealots over night.

>>9941051
the fillet of an infidel

>>9941058 bloody good pun

>>9941051
>"muslim coworker"
>posts photo of a sikh man

>>9941051
Eggs sunny side up


Oh yeah and a TOW missle through his bedroom window.

>all the responses saying pork xDD
>all the responses pointing out that op posted a sikh instead of a muslim
How about reading the fucking thread before posting your clever low-hanging fruit comment?

>>9944081
kick rocks muhamad

>>9942784
Yeah. Their food is good, they feed the hungry, they're badasses (especially behind the wheel of a vehicle) and they're not assholes. Sure, they have their political agenda because of their location - Hindus hate them because they reject the caste system and Muslims hate them for being infidels - and they're centered in Punjab overlapping both worlds. I've known plenty of cool Hindus, Muslims, South Asian Christians and Sikhs. But in terms of the shit they believe and general badassitude the Sikhs win, imo.

>>9944188
not the anon you're responding to but hard agree

>>9941537
>blowing up pajeets
sounds good to me
shit food, shit culture, shit hygiene, shit skin
doing the world a favor

>>9941537
Okay Indira, calm down.

>>9941051
No alcohol. And meat should be from a halal butcher. Make sure nothing has gelatine in it either if you're making a dessert. Fish would be the easy protein choice because that doesn't need to be from a halal butcher, or vegetarian. Cook anything within those parameters and it'll be fine!

>>9943749
>SL genocide against Tamil muzzies

Tamils in Sri Lanka are mostly Hindu, followed by Christians, followed lastly by Muslims.
Tamils arrived in Sri Lanka in the middle fucking ages when the entire region was owned by Tamil Kings (see: the Chola Empire). The next wave of Tamils arrived with the British in order to work on tea plantations.

So here's what you got wrong in your post:

1. The vast majority of Tamils, especially those in Sri Lanka are not Muslims.
2. Tamils have been in Sri Lanka for the past 1000 years.
3. The LTTE (Main Tamil terrorist group in SL) were communist atheists.

>>9944860
To expand further on this, what the LTTE and Tamil separatist groups wanted in Sri Lanka was a separate state for Tamillians as they felt their rights were being trampled on under the Sinhalese government. Religion did not play as big of a role as ethnicity and language did. Most of the northern coast of Sri Lanka is ethnically Tamil while the highlands and other coasts are Sinhalese.

>>9944206
You just described the sikhs as well

>>9942943
>complaining about racism
>on 4chan
??

>>9944860
1) the vast majority of Muslims (approaching 100%) in SL are Sri Lankan Moors (IE Tamils)
2) Tamils have been in Sri Lanka since antiquity, which is roughly 1200 years before the start of "the middle fucking ages"
3) nobody mentioned the LTTE. What was being discussed is the muzzies, not the Tigers. The civil war ended nearly a decade ago with the defeat of the LTTE. Today, the government, Buddhist monks and laypersons are attacking Tamil Muslims left and right. Besides just physically and verbally, muzzies are being attacked also with policy and propaganda. Good.
The government has enacted a Muslim curfew recently.
The government has bombed Muslim areas recently.
Your LTTE stuff is, at best, only tangentially related to what's currently happening in SL.

>>9942784
>>9944188

I lived in their holy city for a year. My top 3 most hated people in my life are all from there. The region is full of retarded asshats with attitude problems. That being said, the ones that actually follow their religion are cool and I've gone out of my way to eat at their temples outside of India.

pork a lot of pork

halal snack pack

>>9945269
aloha snackbar!

>>9943581
Any pajeet is subhuman and should be eradicated.

>>9941051
anything with rat posion

>>9943760
I'm Lebanese. Never met an Algerian in my life.

>>9942943
muslim isn't a race, I do believe you're looking for a different insult, I mean if you're gonna bring some fucking heat, at least do it correctly

>>9941051
>Have roommate who was an unattractive girl.
>Aside from constantly being hit on then treated like it was my fault she was horribly fat, its ok. Watch anime together, etc.
Tricks a muslim to come over, asks me if I"m cool with guests, hiding the lead.
>Ask about him. Get the short version that he's a rich white 20 year old who converted.
>I say no way in hell, that's shifty as fuck. Who knows how unstable and needy the guy is to convert to a religion without any social support.
Was I in the wrong.

>>9941086

Didn't they commit the biggest ever terrorist act in Canada by blowing up a plane? And murder the Indian prime minister?

Individual Sikhs may be nice but they still believe in religious bullshit.

>>9945751

Nope. It's often the converts who are the most extremist. Ask more questions and if there are still red flags, report him to the appropriate authorities.

>>9945779
Yep. Bob Dylan for instance has been on a watchlist since he renounced Christ and embraced Islamism. You can never be to careful with these people.

>>9945672
Algerian hater here.
I take it back then. I'm also Leb, but Christian. We Lebs are an exception. Leb and Jordanian Muslims (and Egyptians, to a lesser degree) are generally just as you say, but Arab Muslims I meet from other countries, especially Algeria, Palestine and SA are either enormous bullshitters or supremely ignorant of literally everything.
I think Lebs/Egyptians are cool because we don't wash over our pre-Islamic history, probably because of the fact that we're religiously heterogenous. Jordanians abroad are cool because they don't seem to take Islam too seriously.

>>9941051
That's a picture of a sikh

>>9941051
>I invited my muslim coworker
You're as good as dead, nigger. He will make a blood sacrifice to Allah of you.

>>9941051
If your cooking meat get it from a halal butcher and don't cook it at the same time as any pork