/ck/ - Food & Cooking

I'd have 2 chick fil a sandwichs, fish and chips, some buffalo wings, a cheese pizza from papa Gino's, some ice cream and rootbeer and a sprite remix

>>9968518
Fried chicken burger and fries and a pizza. Plus a bottle of coke.

>>9968518
Depends on how they're offing me.

>>9968518
real of fake death row. because there's a 20 or 0 limit to the budget of the last meal at-least in the us.

Christmas Pie, Shamrock shake, McRIb. Now they have to invent time travel before they can kill me.

>>9968518
Why do we have this thread every fucking week now?

>>9968518
Because I'm no fun, I have to point out that most places don't do last meals anymore. Or if they do it's severely limited. A few bad apples kinda fucked up the system for everyone.

i'll probably change my mind in 5 mins but:
fried chicken wings (spicy)
Half rack of lamb ribs (garlic and rosemary dry rub preferably)
Pizza fucking overloaded with meaty goodness
Potato salad with egg and bacon
Fries with melted cheese and bacon on top
2 pieces of garlic bread

plus chips and dip and enough kfc popcorn chicken to see me through the entire lord of the rings trillogy (a few people do request to watch lotr)

oh and a 30 pack of ice cold dr pepper to work through

At least it's a thread about food.

For me I'd want an English breakfast, a cold pork pie, one of the chip (French fry) sandwiches my nanny made us as kids, hot wings with blue cheese sauce

I'd die a happy man

>>9968607
maybe OP keeps getting a stay of execution

two number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45s, one with cheese, and a large diet soda (I'm watching my calories)

>>9968613
Only Texas. http://latimesblogs.latimes.com/nationnow/2011/09/texas-ends-death-row-inmates-final-meals.html

I always thought the last meal was kind of dumb. Why are you giving a serial killer the luxury of choosing his last meal before being put to death? His victims didn't get that. He already is getting a more humane death most likely than the people he killed. IDK.

On topic, orange chicken and fried rice from this place back home called Mo's in Illinois. It's bomb

something to make me shit a ton

>>9968581
Nothing compares to Papa Gino's....except an all out race war.

>>9968742
There's evidence that lethal injection is probably pretty painful. And choosing your last meal is not really a huge luxury, I always thought it was kind of a tongue-in-cheek thing.
https://www.scientificamerican.com/article/capital-punishment-by-lethal-injection/

>>9968518
brigadier tso's
mac and cheese
cornbread stuffing
potato wedges
sweet tea

I would forgo the meal and tell them to stick it up their F@!*#&G ASS AHAHHAAAHAHA!!!!!!!

2 Pork Schnitzel
12 Cheese and potato perogis
3 bratwursts
A bowl of borscht
a pork and beef piroshki
A glass of Oj
A glass of whole milk
A 12 cans of tab

For me, it's the McChicken. The best fast food sandwich.

>>9968518
Century eggs made from scratch.

>>9968832
made me smile

>>9968866
As did your comment.

>>9968866
you dumbshits don't know they just bury eggs in ash for a little while. The chickens that laid those fresh "century" eggs are probably still walking around... not hundreds of years dead.

>>9968874
It should be a law that if you make an asshole last request they just feed you immediatly into a wood chipper feet first.

>>9968518
Pot of coffee and a pack of cheap cigars.

Me, I'd have crab legs.

>>9968518
lead with the side of S&W

the world's rarest truffle

French toast............... waffles

Default last meal since some master troll ruined last meals in Texas.

Steel cut oats and water. If you abandon self control at the very end, did you ever really have any? No.

>>9968619
>cold pork pie, chip sandwiches
>dying happy

>>9969160
>doesn't like pork pies

kys my guy

4 volcano burritos, 1 blueberry pie, 1 Newport menthol cigarette, and a glock 20sf with 1 bullet

A huge bong rip
12 kinder chocolate eggs
A T-bone steak seared and rare from a calf
Sour cream and onion lays potato chips
A Payday candy bar (I’m deathly allergic to peanuts)
A heavy pour of lagavulin 16
A Sliced new potato in butter
A hearty rat (a video crew films me eating it alive)
I’d request to play the album The Seer by Swans as loud as they let me while I eat
Finish everything up nicely by holding a whole bag of large marshmallows in my mouth as I slowly asphyxiate from the peanuts destroying my esophagus while the stereo blares

>>9968518
A lamb gyro with feta pasta salad on the side, four Monterey Jack Chicken taquitos from 7-11 with Heinz ranch dipping sauce, 12 Chik-fil-A nuggets with Chik-fil-A dipping sauce, 12 Pizza Hut Garlic Parmesan wings (bone-in), A bag of Utz Cheese Puffs, a t-bone steak with butter sauce, a bottle of seltzer water, a bottle of Baja Blast Mountain Dew and a Cookies and Cream Hershey bar.

I hate when motherfuckers answer this question and include their "last activity" like saying you want a tub of ice cream while watching LOTR. That's not even a thing.

>>9968518
Evidence proving me innocent

>>9968621
Lol

>>9969253
These threads are stupid because no prison on the planet will let you have whatever you want without reservation for a last meal. At best you get something within reason from your general area and a price range of $20 or so. Nobody's giving a walking deadman a goddamn wagyu steak and pufferfish.

make me the Aunt Myrna Party Cheese Salad

>Post your last meal
>People proceed to post 5 or even more meals as if the prison would give a soon-to-die-criminal food enough to feed half of zimbabwe.
fucking lards

10 boxes of Zebra Cakes and a large pot of black coffee

Chicken prepared by Jack Scalfani himself. Die of salmonella instantly.

Do Americans really do this?

>>9968874
You dumbshit, it takes weeks to make them.

923,369,928 hot wings that will take me 25 years to finish

>>9969320
Yeah. Except in Texas where one man ordered two chicken-fried steaks with gravy and sliced onions; a triple-patty bacon cheeseburger; a cheese omelet with ground beef, tomatoes, onions, bell peppers and jalapeños; a bowl of fried okra with ketchup; one pound of barbecued meat with half a loaf of white bread; three fajitas; a meat-lover’s pizza; one pint of Blue Bell Ice Cream; a slab of peanut-butter fudge with crushed peanuts; and three root beers. Then he said he wasn't very hungry and refused to eat it.

>>9969331
you dumbshit... they make them all the time, so fresh will always be available and not cause a stay of execution, you dumb fucking dumbshit.

>>9969253
Ronnie Lee Gardner requested to watch the LOTR trilogy while eating his last meal. I can't find anything on whether they let him or not.

>>9969362
they did

As much rare seafood as possible, just to piss off environmentalists, then constantly repeat "are you feeling it now mr. crabs?" as the chair sends lethal shockwaves through my body

>>9969338
Oh no, all $100 and 2 hours it took to prepare all that down the drain. So sad.

Id want
Deep fried mushrooms
one beef n cheddar from arbys
A large curly fry
Two root beers in frosted mugs
Four bong rips
And one of those super-fancy glass bottle homo waters.
Always wanted to try one but could never justify spending more than a dollar on a bottle of shit that falls from the sky

>>9968518
All you can eat buffet. Checkmate warden.

>>9969450
It was about the disrespect... there is a tradition of already condemned faggots continuing to be super faggots right up until the end. Not all of them act this way. Some are pussies and liars and repent.

Fun act. The last meal is often not the final meal, and is often served a week or two in advance.

>>9969338
> an omelet with ground beef

Cyanide

>>9969340
From scratch, you moron. He said it. Idiots fucking everywhere, I swear.

>>9969701
He didn't say it unless he says shit out loud while writing it like a fucking retard.

am shocked you remember to breathe.

>>9969719
Go play with fire, you pedantic speck of dirt.

>>9969738
I don't do requests cunt.

I'd want 2 dozen wings, 1 dozen being Garlic Hot, the other being Hot maple. Crispy steak fries, a full rack of barbecue ribs, two beef foot-longs with sauerkraut, and an order of Lobster mac and cheese.

>>9968635
>Kathryn Kase, interim executive director of Texas Defenders, a nonprofit organization that trains and assists lawyers who represent death row inmates, said the state's decision to end last meals shows a lack of "compassion for the condemned."
My compassion ends when you decide to murder someone, sorry.
Also
>A Bic Mac would be considered "unreasonable"
>Four days worth of food in one meal would not

I declined mine

>>9968742
>>9968766
I guess maybe it's just a way of appearing respectful, even if they don't deserve it.

>>9969836
It was supposed to be something the jailers themselves did for the condemned, often out of superstition, to show they had no personal ill will against him. Plus there is always the chance the guy wasn't guilty too. As long as they keep it reasonable there's nothing wrong with the tradition.

>>9968742
It's a way to work them up even more.

Killing a serial killer isn't punishment enough, but trust me, when you're under pressure and someone asks you "what do you want to eat for your LAST meal?", that's pretty stressful and I know I'd probably just turn insane.

One of everything from the dirtiest Taco Bell, extra fire sauce, two pots of black coffee, and the gum from an MRE. When I shit myself, I want everyone to suffer with me.

>>9969863
I disagree. I think the death penalty is punishment defined... not rehabilitation in any sense. It should also be a public deterrent to future crime. It should be rare, horrific, painful beyond imagining and very public.

Drawn and quartered in the town square. That sort of thing.

>>9968518
I would prolly just poopee in my pants and eat like a looney fuck her right in the pusy haha!

>>9969116
Extrapolate

>>9968518
>Biggest KFC Tenders bucket with all the sauces
>Orangina soda (best orange soda in the world, in my opinion)
>about 20 pork Gyoza
>Pho soup
>Sweet and spicy chicken curry with rice
>For dessert, the "Strawberry Glory" dessert created by Gordon Ramsay

I want to have all these while I watch through the entire Hobbit and LOTR movies.

>>9970039
>while I watch through the entire Hobbit and LOTR movies
Yeah same, just add all Star Wars and Harry Potter movies too. Might as well throw in all the James Bond, Halloween and Friday 13th movies.

>>9969936
That's right, Jamal Achmed Sung Billy Bob, the US is in good company with the 58 other countries that impose the death penalty.
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/travel/maps-and-graphics/countries-that-still-have-the-death-penalty/

>>9969975
>>9969338

>>9969975
see
>>9968635

>>9968761
SUGAR GETS ME ALL LOOPEY

Rare steak with two softened sticks of butter, a loaf of french bread, 30 shrimp cocktail, mashed potatoes, gravy, fettuccini Alfredo, 4 lobster tails, 20 fried chicken flats, stuffed mushrooms, vanilla chocolate swirl ice cream, and a gallon of chocolate milk

A dozen of assorted Krispy Kreme donuts
A gallon of milk

>>9968518
Small pepperoni Papa Johns pizza, a chicken quesorito from TB, KFC popcorn chicken, Jumbo Jack with cheese, a fish filet from Long Johns and two of my mothers homemade stuffed peppers

>that one texas inmate that caused last meals to be REMOVED

Hot dog and a shot of malort

Beef Stroganoff

This is the perfect dish ever made

Deep fried alligator, pecan pie, and a barleywine style ale.

>>9970442
your are right, BUT
>over pasts and not rice
What is this atrocity?

>>9968518
>>9968518
20 Pounds Of Pussy And Ass

>>9970906

one grain of rice made to be extremely slippery with butter and i can only eat it with a extra long chopstick

>>9968635
I don't really care that rapists and murderers are losing this joy, but even the cost of the most excessive meal pales in comparison to the cost that it took to send that prisoner to death row.

>>9970906
t. pedo

Chocolate Milkshake + Chocolate Chip Cookies + Chocolate Cake

>>9969196
>dude, weed lmaoooo
>my creepy /mu/core music lmao this will get back at those normies
>having the most pussy tier allergy
this is one of the worst posts i have ever seen
plz go

>>9968518


A pardon from the governor.

Heh, checkmate judicial system.

>>9969196
Cringe

>>9969420
>then constantly repeat "are you feeling it now mr. crabs?" as the chair sends lethal shockwaves through my body

>>9968618
PERFECT. I'll add a gyro and french toast for me. I need the greasiest shit

>>9969196
i can almost smell the soy

Chicken tenders with fries and a side of ranch; a big ass chicken burrito with rice and pinto beans, crema, pico de gallo, cheese, and a side of chips and guacamole; this dish my mom makes with quinoa, roasted vegetables, and chicken with a marmalade marinade. Plus a bottle of Jim Beam. All stuff from my childhood

A bottle of bourbon.

A porterhouse steak, rare.

A pound of sauteed asparagus.

One chocolate chip cookie, made by a certain person in Northern California.

A Bible, so I can read the Christmas story again before I die.

A gun with a single bullet so I can do it myself, if they let me.

>>9972863
Where in Northern CA? What region, at least? I'm so curious.

>>9972903
Just a certain girl that lives in Southern Humboldt, who makes the best chocolate chip cookies in the world.

Not an edible or anything, just a regular old cookie.

If I killed somebody, it would have been for her.

>>9969196
Kys .

>>9969279
Its all just pretend anyway. Who cares.

Probably a KFC family bucket or some shit. No point ordering steak etc. because the prison chef probably wont give you a good quality cut of meat or cook it how you want it

I would probably choke my way through half a slice of pizza until my belly knots up and I have an anxiety attack knowing I'm about to cease existing in the world. I can imagine my salty tear entering the lip of a pepperoni cup as I weakly exercise my jaw in an attempt to grind the contents in my mouth.
I can also imagine begging the guard to bring back the pizza box because I realized it's the last bit of life I could experience, to put off my death just a little bit and let the sensation of taste override my brain as I file through good memories.
It must feel unreal.

>>9972957
What a drama queen

>>9968518
general tso's chicken
20 jian dui
triple big mac, triple mac sauce
50 mild chicken wings from local pizza shop
slice of cheesecake
I'd probably be fine with death at that point.

>>9968742
So the reason why they do it the way they do is because the state has to always be the bigger man/entity.
That is why there are last meals and over the years has been a pursuit to find the most humane way to kill someone.
Hell the Death Penalty is heading out the wayside for many states because of this very reason.

>>9972919
Damn dude. Sorry she's gone. Start making your own cookies so yours can replace hers as the best you've had. That's what I'd do anyway.

>>9972957
That's real shit. Death penalty should be abolished in my opinion, or at least reserved a hell of a lot more

>>9969125
>guy on death row talking about self control

>>9968793
So you intend to leave them with a diarrhea explosion at the moment of death ?

>>9970398
>>9969338
I’m surprised if they even made half of the food he asked for. I would have made him half and if he finished it the other. They should of just put a limit on how much you can request. I mean who listens to him say all that and doesn’t question if he’s just fucking around

>>9968518

your moms asshole

>>9972919
>crying over your ex roastie
Man up and fuck other thots

>>9973018
Yeah prisons should be abolished too. We shouldn’t punish criminals. Everyone deserves to rape and murder.

Lentil soup.

>>9972957
This, probably. I don't know how anyone could feel hungry knowing they're going to die in a few hours.

>>9968613
>people on death row are actually assholes
Go figure.

>>9968518
Two pints of mint chocolate chip ice cream

>>9974252
Nice straw man. No one said that there shouldn't be prisons. How many guilty people have to be executed before it justifies the innocent people who fall through the cracks and are wrongly executed?

>>9968742
The point is to make the procedure appear more civilized. The act of execution is often considered uncivilized, because it is basically state sanctioned murder. This brings up a whole bunch of ethical dilemmas. Now to counter this effect they came up with a whole bunch of stuff to make it appear more civilized, such strictly regulated execution methods and the courtesy of recorded last words and a last meal.

Howlin' Ray's howlin' chicken, fries, Cole slaw, jalapeno corn bread, fresh peach and strawberry lemonade, and peach cobbler with vanilla bean ice cream.

Yup, I'm black.

>>9974362
3 for 1. I'm cool with that. Can't bring back the dead.

I learned the answer to that question yesterday.

my beautiful, wonderful girlfriend made me a cake. Its a napoleonka cake; common to eastern europe; which is basically a cream-style filling between multiple layers of pastry layers.

It is the best cake anyone has ever made for me, and is truly incredible. Every bite is mouth watering, my own little piece of heaven. Its the kind of cake which you'd find at the finest patisseries. I have paid people in the past to make me cakes much worse than this. Very, very delicious. This is truly the Thinkpad of cakes, the Louis Vuitton of tongue experiences.

The problem is the ingredients. She had originally planned to make one using "the traditional recipe" from her grandmother, which called for... 900 grams of butter. Im a med student and hearing that almost made my heart fall out of my chest; I could feel my arteries clogging already just imaging such a dastardly dish. I eventually talked her down to using only 300 grams of butter. But heres the thing /adv/; with the size of cake she made, that STILL comes to about 50 grams of butter in every slice.

Infact, while im here, let me ask - What do I do? Do I consume this delicious but oh so deadly cake, and risk it being my final meal (sitting here with palpatations after my last slice) or do I break her heart? Its cream based and with three quarters left (some 9 slices) it will only be good for another day and a half, very concerned by this

>>9974494
Fucking refrigerate it then if you really want to eat it and take your time as well

>>9969336
at that rate you'd eat over 100.000 wings a day
fatass

>>9974494
I'd eat it while it's still good, but I'm also a fat American, so be warned

>>9974504
Its having a good time in that fridge. I just wish I knew some of you fat fucks in real life so you could come over and help me out.

Excuse the 'adv' tag aswell, I made a thread asking on whether I should eat it or not

>>9968628
Execution by train for this fool.

for me it is the mcchicken, the best last food sandwich

>>9974530
you fat fuck

Pizza, Pepsi and bottle of vodka. Pizza and pepsi aren't necessary.

>>9974575
Dats me

the queen of england's big black PUSSAY

Burger King's Ham, Egg, and Cheese croissant
iHop Cinnamon Roll pancakes
About 30 of those Taco Bell Cinnabon Delights
Stuffed crust pizza from Pizza Hut with pepperoni and mushroom, every sauce they got
About 30 boneless chicken wangz, spicy honey barbecue and some buffalo
A cookie cake and some pumpkin and banana bread
Sour starburst, a big ass Reeses, Pop-Tarts Wild! Magic Burst and Brown Sugar and Cinnamon
Some Cinnamon Toast Crunch and Apple Jacks Cereal
Bacon Cheddar & Jollypeeno chips
Kobe/Wagyu steak hibachi with YumYum Sauce and an extra side of noodles with some miso soup and rangoon
A sushi variety platter
Fried lobster and crab
Krispy Kreme, Dunkin' Donuts, and some donuts from a local bakery in my hometown that makes some of the best donuts in the world

Grain alcohol, Playboy, and a cigar

>>9974677
wtf do executed americans actually order this

six beers and some chips or something

>>9968518
>>9974680
>>9974685
>>9974692
>>9974711

this shit looks so good i actually just considered going on death row for a minute.

>>9974706
Patrician taste

I was watching Rick Stein in Mexico and he went to this place where they did a special called the Hangman's Lunch or something. The place used to be a prison and prisoners worked out that if they ordered an oyster omelette (there was another few special ingredients in it) it would take about 3 days for them to get all the shit together to make it. They were buying themselves more time. Found it quite cool.

Medium Half sausage half cheese pizza from a pizza place. 3 piece chicken tender from KFC.
12 pk of beer, or uv vodka depending on what I can have. If no alcohol then a 12 pk of coca cola.

After prison food for years these last meals probably kill their stomachs.

>>9969196
you should have a payday right now imo

>>9974729
that's because they are made for the article and not actually taken in prison

Your moms pussy

>>9968518
enough ice cream to put me in a diabetic coma

Rib eye steak, pork ribs, smoked brisket, two fried eggs, corn bread with honey butter, baked beans and a heaping glass of fresh lemonade

Fun fact - no one on death row has ever asked for a tuna fish sandwich.

>>9968518
just ask for infinite meals lol

You're gonna shit all the food into your pants so it's up to you how humiliating you want it

>>9975466
I think they usually have diapers on people.

>>9968518
Something made by a family member. Doesn't really matter what, to me.

>>9974729
they don't usually do this for final meals anymore, they just approximate it based on what's in the prison kitchen

An apple. I'll swallow it whole and choke to death. Not letting the pigs kill me

A big ass pitcher of Jamaica (hibiscus tea for you gueros)
A flask of vodka
A pack of Marlboro 27s w/ matches
A joint

If I can watch movies Hot Fuzz and Down By Law

Biscuits and gravy, light and rich scrambled eggs, bacon, sausage, ham steak, country fried steak, good buttery grits, hash browns with american cheese, a big fresh bagel with cream cheese, a thick slice of french toast with powdered sugar and that fake maple syrup hot

and if we’re talking hypothetically a maple frosted cake donut, a coconut donut, and a powdered cake donut from my local donut place at 8:00 when they’re fresh — jesus christ there is nothing comparable

A glass of white grape juice, a coconut Ramune, some ice cold cans of Tahitian Treat and Dr. Pepper, and a glass of thick chocolate milkshake made with good dark chocolate ice cream and plenty of syrup,

>>9968518
These threads used to be about concocting your perfect meal and now it's become spot the glutton (tip: it isn't hard). Instead of trying to pretend you want to choke down the 20 pounds of food on your list, why not choose something nostalgic or creative or wacky? Not default to fatass mode.

If I'm dying tomorrow, take me back to happier times. I want a thick, hearty stew with lots of tender beef,chunky vegetables, and an awesome rich gravy. Fresh biscuits with butter and honey. If I can drink, any decent red wine will do, not too dry. Otherwise, I'll just take a Dr. Pepper. And you don't need dessert on stew night if it's done right.

>>9968581
Yo seriously? Papa Ginos huh?
I work for their company. Except as a Dangelo employee. Try their steaks senpai.

>>9968607
>every fucking week now?
It's been a weekly thing for years. It's not going away.

Five cans of Budweiser
Huevos Rancheros
Small bowl of Pho
Three spring rolls
Small serving of mac 'n' cheese
Crunchwrap

Can I just eat a bullet and be done with it?

>>9974723
You don't even care what kind of chips?

a gun sandwich

>>9969308
Comfy.

>>9968518
The judge and an ecto cooler

>>9969196
Wow faggot

>3 over easy eggs w/ salt, pepper, tobasco
>2 pieces rye toast, buttered
>side of corned beef hash
>pot of black coffee, lightly sweetened
>half a pipe of Prince Albert pipe tobacco
>two sticks spearmint chewing gum

I'm a blue collar American man, goddamnit, and I will die like a blue collar American man

>>9968518
it would have to be real food so it would be on a plate, imagine that

A gallon of rubber
>the bring me ti the chair
>no call
>flip switch
>so full of rubber the electricity runs away from my body
>despite sirviving the execution was carried out so legally they have to let me go
>strut out a free man
>eat some popeyes

Depending on the time of day:

Breakfast
>pancake with chocolate chips
>100% maple syrup
>Hashbrown seasoned with pepper and served with ketchup
>2 pieces of toast with butter
>small bowl of Krave cereal with nonfat milk
>glass of orange juice, no pulp

Lunch
>In-N-Out double double
>fries
>slice of costco pizza
>small portion of orange chicken from Panda Express
>large coke

Dinner
>Tri-tip, medium rare
>Cheese lasagna
>garlic bread
>Sandwich from Claro's Italian Market with Chorizo salame, black forrest ham, and havarti cheese
>Doritos
>pitcher of strawberry juice

If i wasnt hungry and was craving a dessert
>2 Krispy Kreme donuts, chocolate kreme filled.
>fresh chocolate cookies
>served with a hot chocolate made with authentic Mexican chocolate
>2 mini rum cakes from Claro's Italian Market

Took me a literal hour to make this post, hope youre happy

>>9969308
smart man. make the assholes work for their money.

Chocolate cake batter and 20 McDonald's cheeseburgers and one of these

None of yall realise you have a 35 dollar limit in most states.

>>9968518
4 lbs crab legs/butter
4crab rangoons
3 entree Panda Express Honey Walnut Shrimp
Cracker barrel mac and cheese
Sprite

Dessert, my own Strawberry Cake, ben and Jerry's half baked

>>9979886
I'm the anon who just wanted eggs n roast and coffee

Yeah I don't think people ITT understand that it's a last meal, not a last buffet

>>9979960
*toast

>>9968518
A horse trough filled with lazy man's lasagna.

>>9976642
>Hot Fuzz
hahaha, nice choice dude. I think I could die happy with that same stuff, and by your side. if that's cool with you

Tide pods

>>9979960
No, we get it. but gotta have a little fun with it here and there.

>Cedar planked smoked salmon steak
>Red Lobster cheddar biscuits
>cheesy veggie omelette
>Cinnabon Ben & Jerrys
>Marlboro Reds
>One blunt of some Afghan Kush and pic related.

One of three probably;

1. A bowl of boxed Mac and cheese.

2. A bowl of my mother's goulash.

3. Two chicken quesoritos from Taco Bell.

To drink I would want a couple of Coors Banquet.

>>9980071
Ah shit, I forgot my poison.
I'm gonna have to have me a case of Sierra Nevada Bigfoot and a latte from this local coffee shop in my hometown with a signature kiss from this one specific person there who casually wears this red lipstick as if it were specifically made for her.

>>9970054
your also forgetting the land before time series.

>>9970054
Yo the latest series installment of James Bond is pretty dam good, minus the forced diversity casting. But eh.

>>9974457
looks like someone haven't seen ghostbusters 2

>>9979886
if it 35 dollars then i will request as much penny candy that you can buy with 35 dollars

>>9968518
Medium rare NY strip with mashed potatoes on side, a pint of imperial stout and a Lucky Strike cigarette.

>>9968618
jesus how fat are you?

I want my Grandma to come back to life and make me the Sunday lunch she used to make when I was a kid and we'd go to her and grampy's house. We're very southern. I miss my Grandma.

>>9980323
>hmm, I'd better keep to my cutting plan since I'll be murdered tomorrow and I want to look fit and trim

FYI: In most of the United States, your last meal is always a generic steak dinner, unless you are vegan/-tarian, in which you get a subsequent alternative.

Half rack of smoked ribs, A double bacon cheese burger, a lamb gyro, and an order of good crispy french fries loaded with bacon and cheese.

Finish it off with a Clementine San Pellegrino plus a rootbeer and some sliced apples with caramel dip.

Not fat but if I can have whatever I want I'm going to want to eat a couple different things. I don't care if I don't finish it all I'm going to eat as much as possible.

>>9980582
I meant a rootbeer float

Side of sauteed death cap, nightshade berry crumble, puffer fish offal stir fry, dolphin steak with extra mercury
Might as well see what they taste like and die quickly by sleep injection before the nasty symptoms set in.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=akf9m42_rbs&t=0s is this a coincidence

>>9980919
What if the governor grants you a last minute pardon?

>>9980941
well fug :DDDD

>>9968518

Freshly made century egg.

>>9981038
to slow fag

>>9968518
if im getting the electric chair i want my last meal to be 1 gallon of unpopped popcorn kernels, nice and greased up so i can swallow them whole.

>>9968767
>brigadier tso's

I'll take a Double-Triple Bossy Deluxe on a raft, 4x4 animal-style, extra shingles with a shimmy and a squeeze, light axle grease; make it cry, burn it and let it swim.

>>9969196
wow surprised no Rick and Morty references anywhere in that. I hope you choke on your next tofu bar soyboy

>>9969465
seriously that's where they should have known it was a gimmick

>>9969793
Based

>>9968518
A wafer-thin mint.

Chipotle burrito bowl brown rice pinto double steak Pico hot sour cream guac lettuce extra cheese tortilla on side

Toasted whole wheat everything bagel with cream cheese and smoked salmon

Medium rare seared dry aged porterouse sliced thick

Five guys double bacon cheeseburger lettuce grilled onions Mayo ketchup pickles

2 gram backwood

Sweet tea


I'd die happy after that.

>>9975466
>>9975497
They forcibly plug your ass so you don't spray shit everywhere when you die

>>9969936
It's about public safety.

>>9981885
Source?

>>9968595
It's $25 in my state. I read it somewhere.

I'd get 25 $0.99 cheeseburgers and 5 $0.05 gumballs.

>>9968621
Underrated

>>9980289
Are you going back to 1910 to be executed?

>>9981897
What's about public safety?

Pack of American Spirit cigarettes - turquoise pack
Sweet and sour chicken, sushi with lobster and avacado and mango, soy sauce
Twice baked potatoes with sour cream and hot sauce, bacon wrapped jalapeno poppers
Frest fruit - blueberries, blackberries, cherries, satsumas, cantaloupe, honeydew
Coconut water with lemon juice, peach iced tea, Vanilla Coke, Cafe Domingo coffee
Pint of mango sorbet
Pint of strawberry sorbet

>>9982339
I think if we met in real life, I wouldn't like you.

>>9982343
Why is that

>>9981326
I'm surprised the doctor didn't smash your head in the moment you were born.

>>9968518
A very large medium-rare porterhouse with salt, pepper, and butter, grilled corn on the cob, grilled onions and peppers, a large heirloom tomato, cabbage sautéed with soy sauce, garlic, and chilli paste, 2 mangos, a pitcher of both iced tea and lemonade, and a single triangle of a toblerone fruit and nut bar.

>>9982348
How in the hell are you gonna smoke tobacco and choose sorbet and coffee over alcohol? And what's your movie and/or album choice?

>>9982456
if your literally hours away from death, youd probably be fine with no longer pretending alcohol is any good and just get something actually tasty, honestly.

>>9982491
Fuck that, I want to die with an uncontrollable smile on my face and a stomach full of smoke and cinnamon. You can suppress animal instincts, but when you're about to die, you won't deny the Earth's greatest pleasures. Now, suck these nuts.

>>9982505
>convincing yourself burning/drinking multiple poisons is better then something actually nice

>>9969450
texans don't take kindly to that kind of disrespect, no matter how trivial in the grand scheme of things

>>9968518
a cup of lavazza coffee with a bit of sugar and vanilla creamer, 2 rocky 30's, a 2mg xanax bar, and a pack of winstons

Give me like four coney dogs and a order of chili cheese fries
Strawberry milk shake
Bottle of Jack Daniels and Vanilla Coke with ice
A marlboro menthol cigarette

I know me so I am certain I'm innocent of whatever it is they're killing me for; I'm leaving with a rested conscience.

However, I'm still probably scared shitless hence, I'm choosing a meal that's pure comfort. Ideally, if they would allow me to cook, I'd recreate my father's lamb stew, the one he used to make for me when I was ill, a dish that will always make me feel safe and at home. A warm slice of walnut pie with a dollop of cream and mastic syrup. A cup of thick, dark hot chocolate. A smoke of my father's brand of cigarettes.

And a goodbye.

>>9982826
Sounds comfy. Minus the menthol cigarette. I'd need a whole pack if I'm drinking a bottle of whiskey.

>A leg, thigh, and breast of fresh Publix fried chicken
>Publix deli mac and cheese
>Coca Cola classic, over ice

Living octopus

>>9968518
An ounce of lead

>>9976810
D'Angelo's is disgusting slop but Papa Gino's is godlike.

>>9974711
>Saving it for later

fucking based

>>9979341
Best post

>>9971121
Underrated holy shit.

>request 10-20 apricots
>crack open pits
>eat a dozen apricot seeds
>die of amygdalin poisoning

>>9969338
so? treat the jail staff to a nice meal or whatever, it's not like you have to throw it away

>>9968518
>cold butter
>cold bread

>>9982826
This looks fucking delicious.

I can't wait to visit NYC. I hope I can find time to go later this year.

>>9968581

You sound like someone who might end up on death row

>>9968518

Either mixed poppadums & chutney, mixed pakora, a Kashmiri mutton curry and naan Or a nice charcuterie & cheese selection.

>>9968604
You mean you'll get whatever the usual meal is in your prison that night, then they'll kill you.

>>9983412
It's called Coney Island hot dogs, but you won't find them in New York

>>9974357
I see what ya did there Tim

>>9975359
>heaping glass of lemonade
>heaping glass
>heaping
>glass

Porterhouse Steak cooked medium rare
garlic lemon pepper waffle fries
pineapple orange juice
gyro sandwich with extra tatziki sauce
double quater pounder w/cheese
2 liter Sprite
buffalo wings
fried chicken
chinese fried pork intestines
char siu pork w/ chili garlic oil
fried dumplings
creamy chicken wild rice soup
2 tacos with carne asada
and a personal sausage pan pizza

>>9982828
This is so fucking cozy.

>>9982456
I don't think there's any prison in the country that will allow you to have alcohol as part of a death row meal or otherwise. And if I could pick my drug of choice, alcohol wouldn't be the one.

>>9982507
>abstinence
>on death row
Come on, spit it out. What's the real reason?

>>9982888
The actual story behind this is after committing his crimes (I believe one of his victims was a cop) he tried to an hero by shooting himself in the head.
He survived the suicide attempt and effectively rendered himself mentally retarded in the process. There was some question as to whether or not he was fit to stand trial but since he had full mental capacity when he committed his crimes he was sentenced to death regardless.

>>9969936
>death penalty as a deterrent.
Doesnt work is the problem.

>>9969196
Ouch! People didn't like what you wrote here, guy...

>>9968742
Person from a civilized nation here:
The death penalty is from an era where fear was the only thing holding the plebs and the farmers in check. No European country has the death penalty today, since we believe in the humane treatment of each other, which also reflects in our low crime rates (among our wealth etc. being other major factors).

The USA lives in the past judiciary speaking. The death penalty does not stop people from murdering each other, which is the prime argument for killing people. The other argument, that the death penalty costs less than keeping prisoners alive for decades is also false, since the lengthy and never-ending appeals costs the tax payer much more.

Lastly, to answer your question, a last meal is given to the prisoner, since it makes the entire process of taking a man's life by law (ironically just as bad as murder) less horrible for all parties involved.

>>9968518

>small full English breakfast
>2 "western" Chinese spring rolls
>4 Mexican tacos al pastor
>a small portion of fish and chips
>haribo gummibears

If anyone is curious as to what death row last meals actually look like, check out http://deathpenaltyusa.org/

>>9985120
Final/Special Meal:

Three T-bone steaks cooked medium rare, two breaded chicken breasts with a side of ranch dressing, chocolate ice cream and Mountain Dew.

Final Words:

"Mom, Dad, I love you both. I love you a lot. I wish you all the best." Ferguson, who previously said he worshipped Satan, made a sign that some consider to be a symbol of the devil as he died. While he was on the lethal-injection table — with his left arm extended palm up — he extended his index and little fingers to make the sign and held that pose for several minutes before lapsing into unconsciousness.

Blue ribbon fried chicken, waffles, lots of butter and maple syrup, a pint of Ben & Berries Milk and Cookies flavor.

For me it's gotta be a huge helping of sliced smoked brisket with sweet and sour barbeque sauce and a side of sliced red onions and good pickles, plus hashbrown casserole. A good serving of stewed greens with bits of pork bacon and vinegar... Crispy slices of blood sausage, oh yeah... A huge bratwurst on a crusty bun with sauerkraut and fried peppers and onions, a healthy slathering of mustard and ketchup... Then off to the electric chair to fry for my sins!

>>9984570
To me, it certainly is my happy place. In this hypothetical scenario, I would hope it would have brought me some comfort in my final hours.

>>9980130
3>4>5>2> > > > > > 1

1 large Little Caesar's pepperoni pizza with extra cheese and a 2 liter of 7-Up.
Best part is when I'm done I'll actually want them to kill me

>>9980130
>>9985391
3>5>4>2>1

>>9974167

Since fucking with the tax payers money one last time is something common with people on death row, most states have imposed from what I can recall a $50 dollar value limit on last meals.

>>9985548
Wow! Saving $50 out of the millions to run a death row inmate to conclusion. That'll make Billy Bob just feel all comfy inside about how his tax dollars are being protected. This is precisely how we get to this point in the space-time continuum.

>>9970442
beef stroganoff is the bomb. I'd love to see how vegan stroganoff tastes, though. Looks amazing.

>>9968518
A Cryptic Message to , the Elite cannot control me, In my death I will tell the people of how badly the government wishes to control.


I chose nothing, I know everything.

>>9985600

Well when you have courts that are liberal with the death sentence but the same time don't know how to stream line the process, that's the kind of waste you get.

It might be more interesting to ask what you would serve the psychopath who raped and murdered your sister what he should have for his last meal.

>>9986186
If he were about to be injected with lethal poison, electrocuted to death or hung, I suspect I wouldn't care much.

>>9968518

Plain white toast and a glass of water.

>>9974121
KEK

>rotisserie chicken with BBQ sauce
>cornbread
>brown fries and mayo
>greek salad
>sugar pie
>rolo ice cream
>milk
>2 after eight's

>>9968592
please elaborate
Let's say lethal injection vs hanging?

>>9972863
Unfortunately for death row inmates, they don't allow alcohol as a last meal request anywhere in the states, and anywhere else on earth that has capital punishment doesn't do last meal requests at all AFAIK.

>Reuben sandwich
>steak fries w/ ranch dressing
>half dozen deviled eggs
>shrimp cocktail
>2 liters of unsweetened iced tea
>3 lemons

>>9982143
yes

A steak with bearnaise and thick vinegar fries, followed by hot, freshly made raspberry pie. A tleast that's the first thing I can think of that doesn't include drugs.

>>9968613
>A few bad apples kinda fucked up the system for everyone.
How?

>>9969821
You didn't have any empathy to begin with if you can't at least see the reasoning behind giving a man you're killing yourself a meal of his choice.

20 grilled cheese sammies with bacon

>>9988038
>>9969338
>>9968635

Soupe à l'onion
Potato wedge and chicken sandwich
Scotch Whiskey
Chocolate blackout cake with strawberry coulis

one langers sandwich. half pastrami half corn beef on rye. coleslaw and potato salad from there as well. chile cheese fries from earles on crenshaw. a rack of st louis ribs from a reputable place. i smoke them the best, but since i cant do it, a reputable place would be just fine. a 6 pack of coke. finish it off with some birthday cake thriftys ice cream.

A verdolga burger with fries
one stella artois
one old fashioned with an orange wedge
5 pieces of salmon sushi of any mexican variety
A bowl of pao de queso
A pure leaf tea

Double Triple Bossy Deluxe on a raft, four by four, animal-style, extra shingles with a shimmy and a squeeze, light axle grease, make it cry, burn it, and let it swim

>>9989241
>>9981326
>>9982362

>>9989216
>chile cheese fries from earles on crenshaw
my nigga

Bacon (cheddar)cheeseburger with onion lettuce ketchup and mayo.
Unironically a mini personal pan pizza from Pizza Hut, double pepperoni
Side of onion rings with mustard
6 buffalo wings
Slice of plain NY style cheesecake
Two bottles of Crystal Pepsi
One glass of milk

>>9981797
>Five guys double bacon cheeseburger lettuce grilled onions Mayo ketchup pickles
Flawless taste, especially that deliberate lack of tomato. That's my exact Five Guys burger, verbatim.

>>9968518
Tender beef steak from my home with veggies from my grandmother's garden ideally were she alive.

>>9982507
>muh poison!
>let me eat these factory tendies with mountain dew while my stepdad Terry does lous sex with my mom.

10 mcdoubles with extra pickles and ketchup.
Fries from KfC
A large chicken poutine from this small schawarma place close to my university

>>9969821
Just because the criminal is a bad guy doesn't mean I have to be.

>>9968518
as much liquor to drown out the fear, pain, and dread of death

>>9968518
I personally want some steamed hams.

>>9972957
Screencap me bros.

>>9974692
>firing squad

>>9968518
mcd's cheeseburger
garlic and basil club steak, seared to medium
3-4 slices of bacon
some garlic bread
large dr. pepper
small red bull
pint of mint chocolate chip
doesn't matter since i, too, am texan

>>9992049
The state of Utah at one point allowed death by firing squad to be requested by the sentenced. They changed that in 2004 or so, but the change was not retroactive, so Gardner was still granted his request for execution by firing squad when he was killed by the state in 2010.

I'd want buffalo wings, bean burritos, chocolate milkshake, and laxatives on the side. Gonna light er up.

Homemade cookies like mama used to make, and they can try to resurrect her for the next millennia. Who /won out of death/ here? Not my mama

>>9974680
The default meal is definitely balanced! Looks fucking great.

>>9974494
Dude if you're a med student you should know eating all that shit once isn't going to hurt you.

>>9985068
Pretty sure that was the guy whose execution Clinton visited to show he was tough on crime too

>>9992031
your welcome

>>9968518
Biggest Entrecote they can find
Sweet potatoe fries
Chimichurri
A nice cheese plate
6 pack of Kölsch Beer
and 2 Jägermeister shots after it

Crawfish low country boil style and smoked king salmon with iced tea and a shot of wild turkey bourbon

>>9969196
You should be given the death penalty for that post, i hope that whatever method they use is as painful as possible.

>>9986695
something really heavy for the hanging

>>9974494
>my beautiful, wonderful girlfriend

I'd have her for my last meal ifyouknowwhatimean

>>9968518
>A slab of cheap beer
>A pouch of White-Ox rolling tobacco
>Hot chips with vinegar and tomato sauce