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>> No.10001066

>>10001025
>Why boner?

>> No.10001078

is that mcdonalds pink slime?

>> No.10001090

>>10001025
>people will eat this shit and mock you for putting ketchup on it instead of mustard

I seriously question sometimes if new yorkers are even real people

>> No.10001098

I dated a girl who smelled like hot dogs below the waist. I don't know if anyone cares. I'm just throwing that out there.

>> No.10001184

>>10001090
>shit
What about that is shit? You don't even see what went into it, just that it's a very finely chopped meat product. Let me guess, you're one of those
>sausage is gross in any form other than cooked and on a plate in front of me

>> No.10001218

Wait, you mean to tell me that hot dogs are just over-processed sausages?
I think I'm gonna puke.

>> No.10001231

>>10001218
You mean you think all finely chopped charcuterie is over processed?

>> No.10001576
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>>10001025

>> No.10001722

>>10001576
>literally 1800 calories

>> No.10001731
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>>10001090
>>people will eat this shit and mock you for putting ketchup on it instead of mustard
>I seriously question sometimes if new yorkers are even real people
>NYC culture is hotdogs
No that's tourists. There are so many hole in the walls we can go to for a meal. I can go eat Nepalese food for cheap why the fuck would i want a hot dog?

>> No.10001732

>>10001716
what the fuck is this? porn?

>> No.10001735

>>10001025
i wonder if frozen pizza dough looks like that pinkish goop when made in huge batches.

>> No.10001740
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>>10001090
Hey, just so you know, your comment is less an indictment of people from New York and more of a declaration of how you're a fucking ridiculous dumbass.

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>>10001732

>> No.10001752

>>10001025
Its like watching fat people having sex

>> No.10001762

>>10001585
Is this real life?

>> No.10001766
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>>10001735
I worked for one of the big pizza delivery chains and the dough was made in 530 pound batches. It was just dough. Nothing gross about it. I imagine the frozen kind is similar.

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>> No.10001789

>>10001766
I really dont fucking know how to god damned feel about what im seeing

>> No.10001790
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>> No.10001804

>>10001576
>The Learning Channel

>> No.10001805
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>> No.10001818
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>> No.10001824
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>> No.10001832

>>10001818
Don't be mean to grandpa.

>> No.10001843

>>10001732
pretty much

>> No.10001876
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>> No.10001912

>>10001624
I thought this was going to be one of those safety training gore videos

>> No.10001984

>>10001876
Why is the guy who made this video even doing this?

>> No.10002006

>>10001090
>mocking people for hotdogs
if anything that's chicago
but desu any native of a decently sized city doesn't indulge in stereotypical food nearly as much as people think they do.
best part of cities is food options cause of all the really small places with good shit.

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>> No.10002088

>>10001732
Just amerisharts being amerisharts.

>> No.10002119

>>10001766
>>10002085
Wtf am I watching??? Source?

>> No.10002130

>>10001766
Looks like the Flukeman from X-Files.

>> No.10002147
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>> No.10002155

>>10001098
I was mildly interested. Thanks bud.

>> No.10002174

>>10002119
His name is Sonny, and his YT channel is the Best Ever Food Review Show.

He mostly does videos about nam

>> No.10002183

>>10001984
It's Joey Salads, he's a fucking idiot.

>> No.10002195

>>10001576
>The average /ck/poster

>> No.10002197

>>10001716
If anyone ever tells me America has no culture, I'll just show them this.

>> No.10002207
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>>10002119
>>10002174

>> No.10002240

>>10001098
I dated a girl that felt like a hot dog below the waist.

>> No.10002251

>>10001802
Do all the spankings come with hugs?

>> No.10002260

>>10002207
this guy must have tons of parasites from eating this crap

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>>10002085
>>10002147

holy shit this song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UXOAwbazzKQ
lines up so well

>> No.10002271

>>10002207
Ragworms. Those things are tasty.

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>>10002240

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>> No.10002294
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>> No.10002297

>>10002294
wtf

>> No.10002302
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>>10002286
>dropping it and letting the oil splash all over you.

>> No.10002303

>>10002286
whyyy did you post this, the thread was going great.

>> No.10002309

>>10002302
It doesn't even matter because that oil is cold.

>> No.10002320
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>>10002303
cry some more

>> No.10002322
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>>10002294
>tfw no bird mommy to regurgitate food for me

>> No.10002324

>>10002207
that cute girl is eating it... i am somehow aroused

>> No.10002357
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>dresses like a thot
>puts ranch on her pizza

>> No.10002364
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>> No.10002366

>>10001790
>healthy junk food
what the fuck
it's over 2000 calories

>> No.10002392

>>10002085
Must be American brains

>> No.10002393
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>> No.10002396

>>10001876
Fake & gay.

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>> No.10002423

>>10002357
What's her insta?

>> No.10002438
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>> No.10002447

>>10001779
hearing this without sound reminds me of my parents for some reason

>> No.10002451
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>> No.10002472

>>10002421
I'm making this tomorrow because it looks doable.

>> No.10002479

>>10001762
Yes, and that's called "buttermilk."

Also: the sky is blue, you need air to live, and nighttime is for sleep.

>> No.10002500

>>10001025
I wonder what a spoonful of that tastes like

>> No.10002512
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>> No.10002539

>>10001805
All that liquid pouring out on to my shirt and hands when I bit in to it would just piss me off.

>> No.10002576
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>> No.10002580 [DELETED] 

>>10002294

>feminism

>> No.10002584

>>10001576
This bitch tried Big Smoke's order didn't she

>> No.10002587

>>10001025
Paula is muh waifu

>> No.10002588

>>10001731
I wanted that shit so badly when it came out but my family barely ever ordered takeout. That and popcorn shrimp. I loved novelty fast food probably because I could never have it.

>> No.10002608

>>10002576
not only does this nigger waste good cake, he takes a fucking hour to do something that takes TEN SECONDS. JUST CIRCLE YOUR KNIFE ONCE THEN YOU CAN CUT THE CUNT.

ISHYGDDT

>> No.10002609

>>10002576
jesus christ, just cut the FUCKING CAKE

>> No.10002612
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>>10002320

>> No.10002627

>>10002447
im just imagining the babbling noise when someone's speaking through a phone in a cartoon

>> No.10002654
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>>10002612
Jack Scalfani hails from the beautiful city of New York. Hot dog country.

>> No.10002667

>>10002512
this is incredibly calming

>> No.10002675

What's with all the crust posting? Is this some new ebin meme?

>> No.10002698
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>>10002612
Cry some more.

>> No.10002708

>>10002654
>beautiful city of New York
LOL right

>> No.10002710

>>10002294
That actually makes me feel sick

>> No.10002712

>>10002675
Cross thread butthurt about people throwing out pizza crust. Even though powered by salt the webms are pretty good imo...

>> No.10002725
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>>10001779
Chef excellence?

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>> No.10002770

>>10002085
prions

>> No.10002779

>>10002576
Did you make this just to piss everyone off?

>> No.10002816

>>10002421
I always cook the ham separately a little bit first so it's nice and warm.

>> No.10002822

>>10002770
that only matters if the person who's brain you eat also has prions

>> No.10002840

>>10002822
thanks captain obvious

>> No.10002853

>>10001585
Buttermilk is sour because of bacterial cultures, not citrus. Lemon+milk is a semi-ok substitute if you're fucked otherwise but it doesn't taste the same and you can't use it the same way in all cases.

>> No.10002856

>>10002421
Replace that center bread with a fried egg and it's a win.

>> No.10002865

>>10002584
underrated post

>> No.10002870

>>10002451
was he expecting the cheese to stay in place when he held it up at that angle?

>> No.10002892

>>10002294
I truly, and with all of my being, despise women, and think they at this point have earned nothing but being left uneducated and chained in the home unless wearing a burka and lead by a male guardian.

>> No.10002897

>>10002892
ow the neckbeard

>> No.10002902

>>10002654
The fucking queef can't even eat right

>> No.10002917

>>10002447
>hearing this
>without sound

>> No.10002933
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>> No.10002934

>>10002147
when do they fuck?

>> No.10002937

can someone post the strawberry webm

>> No.10002953

>>10001762
no, its just fantasy.

>> No.10002961
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>> No.10002963

Today on How It's Made...

>> No.10002970
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>>10002963

>> No.10002971
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hog heaven

>> No.10002977
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>>10002971

>> No.10002978
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>>10001576
Watching her drink both shakes at once reminded me of those epoxy kits with the double plunger. Ghastly.

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>>10002207
Should have dropped more Napalm on them than we did.

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>>10002320
>he left the sticker on the apple

>> No.10003008

>>10002654
that's clearly in Germany

>> No.10003013
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>>10002712

>> No.10003020

>>10001716
id go just for the midget so I could ask her if she wants sum fuk

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>> No.10003023

>>10003013
>new Hannibal webm
noice

>> No.10003031

>>10002997
>throwing away perfectly good fibre
just throw away the crust too then, faggot

>> No.10003057

why is this anon so obsessed with crust

>> No.10003065

>>10002415
I haven't eaten in three days and this looks disgusting. The fuck is wrong with tasty?

>> No.10003066
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>> No.10003088

>>10002357
>her

>> No.10003097
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>>10002421

>> No.10003106

>>10003099
rot in all 9 circles of hell

>> No.10003120
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>> No.10003125

>>10002609
What you usually do is either eat the shaving as a the chef's treat, make cake crumbles to decorate the sides, or cake pops.
They actually have pre-measured layer slicers for this stuff which what a lot of commercial bakeries use.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iw3moz1n6Go
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gqo3YzoRKgA


>>10003099
I think using white bread is a poor choice here unless they cut back on fillings. Even toasted, it doesn't look like it has enough structure to support what they wanted it to do.

>> No.10003145

>>10002978
I remember those stupid things being impossible to use since one side was like 10x more viscous than the other

>> No.10003155

>>10003066
>>10003097
New to /ck/, can someone explain this crust cutters meme

>> No.10003160

>>10003155
*taps your knife*

>> No.10003170

>>10001766
hakuna matata

>> No.10003172

>>10003155
if you're new here then please just leave, we don't need anymore crust cutters like you here

>> No.10003186
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>> No.10003192

>>10003172
But i don't cut my crust

>> No.10003193

>>10001078
It's called mechanically separated chicken and McDonald's hasn't used it for a decade or so. If that's what it is.
Looks gross, but it's just low quality meat filler. Not gonna stop me from having a slim Jim once in a while.

>> No.10003196

>>10003192
>2018
>not cutting the crust

>> No.10003200

>>10003196
infidel

>> No.10003207
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>>10001732
Some novelty restaurant centered around extremely fatty food and extreme fatties. Been in the US news a many times as a controstroversy, pretty infamous, just so the OBSESSED among us are aware.

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>>10001784

>> No.10003226
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>> No.10003233

>>10003219
>gif

>> No.10003239
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>>10003031
here is your meal pal

>> No.10003244

>>10001766
I'd rather die.

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>> No.10003295

>>10003145
thats why the plunger is a single piece, dummy

>> No.10003303

>>10003267
that will be 60$ plus tip sir

>> No.10003310

>>10003303
if you can't afford a proper drink on the town maybe you should stick to your ramen, buddy

>> No.10003313

>>10002364
how fug

>> No.10003314

>>10003310
>proper drink

>> No.10003317

>>10002897
Yeah, what is this guy thinking defending Islam? He must some kind of feminist.

>> No.10003318

>>10003310
you misspelled "i am a faggot" but thats ok, since you are a faggot.

>> No.10003329

>>10002856
yolk or popped anon

>> No.10003333
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I was watching how its made last night and found this very mesmerizing

>> No.10003343

>>10002421
get rid of the mayo, replace the middle bread with an egg, like the other anon said, add like 6 more slices of ham and its good

>> No.10003345

>>10002970
>>10002977
>>10002576
>>10002451
>>10002438
>>10002421
>>10001824
>>10001810
>>10001802
>>10001797
>>10001790
>>10001784
what is the implication with all these file names?

>> No.10003346

>>10002608
>waste
Alot of bakers will use the top for other things like decoration or small treats like cake pops.

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>> No.10003359

>>10003233
It's pronounced gif, idiot.

>> No.10003360

>>10003345
>excuse me, I'm a crust cutter what's going on here?

just leave already

>> No.10003386

I don't know what this crust cutter meme is but it feels forced and dumb.

>> No.10003391

>>10002970
Why did i let myself believe this wouldn’t look awful

>> No.10003393

>>10001716
This is obscene on so many levels

>> No.10003401

>>10002147
>soymilk

activated my almonds

>> No.10003402

>>10003350
Why not just put water in the glass and freeze the glass?

>> No.10003417

>>10003360
I don't crut custs

>> No.10003423

>>10003402
enjoy the glass shards in your face

>> No.10003426

>>10002286
>>10002320

Dear Jack

Fuck off.

Sincerely

/ck

>> No.10003470

>>10002654
>>10002698

Jack epitomizes everything people hate about americans.

>> No.10003478

>>10003426
how do we know if it's
>ck
>/ck
>ck/
or
>/ck/
?
What about
>[ck]
?

>> No.10003482

>>10001025
I wonder if chicks who work in hotdog factories give really good handjobs

>> No.10003487

>>10002588
They have stuffed crust.

>> No.10003496

>>10003482
I thought about this too.

>> No.10003513

>>10002612
>some kind of mentally deficient goblin
Isn't that basically what Americans are, though?

>> No.10003546

>>10002294
Makes me kinda horny.

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>>10003546
let the juice flow

>> No.10003757

>>10001098
I'm dilating my man vagina to this...

>> No.10003764

>>10003426
fuck off newfag

ja/ck/ is OUR GUY

>> No.10003769

>>10001716
I dont like how exploitative and trashy this is.
I'm not okay with this. It's not funny.

>> No.10003786

>>10002147
They fucked after the credits rolled. I left the theater.

>> No.10003796

>>10002357
Humans look so dumb and adorable,especially small headed females. I want to pet her and watch her dumb little pupils horse eye.

>> No.10003802

>>10003345
This is pissing me off. I'm going to call the cops.

>> No.10003809
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>>10003764
>newfag
Says the dumb cunt posting on the wrong board.
Take your millenial, youtube faggotry to /tv/ where it belongs.

>> No.10003814

>>10003513
>hasn't visited london

>> No.10003824
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>>10003809
you seem bothered by something.... huh, weird

>>10003802
do not call the cops, they tend to inflict fatal violence on crust cutters and then get a paid vacation

>> No.10003846

>>10003824
she looks like brandi belle

>> No.10003855

>>10001732
google "heart attack grill las vegas"

>> No.10003870

>>10001779
showing the hands at 0:55 broke my immersion
otherwise, perfection

>> No.10003891
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>> No.10003897

>>10002320
JACK
THE STICKER
TAKES THE STICKER OFF, JACK

>> No.10003900

>>10002725
Hello

>> No.10003910

>>10002971
>that one that gets caught under the trap
they're pests, but the baby ones are cute-ish

>> No.10003930

>>10001716
Oh god I want some of that thicc waitress and the midget

>> No.10003934

>>10003809
why is /tv/ so goddamn bad?
seriously

>> No.10003942

>>10003934
they don't get enough Jack -or ahem- food webm threads

>> No.10003943

>>10003891
what the fuck was the point of that?

>> No.10003962

>>10002286
>Oil, nice and cold

>> No.10003971

>>10002588
>my family
move out

>> No.10003992
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>>10003470
>Jack epitomizes everything people hate about americans.
That's why we love him.

>> No.10004027

>>10003943
READ NIGGER

>> No.10004031

>>10003891
I strongly disagree with this method

>> No.10004056

>>10004027
>ghee
>originates in India
>also see: smen
so it's gay poo shit

>> No.10004073

>>10003267
>stirs ice

>> No.10004092

>>10002302
Jack is a retard.
Jack is afraid of getting splattered with hot oil.
Because he's retarded, his solution to this problem is not changing how he lays food into the pan, but by refusing to heat the oil.

>> No.10004101

>>10001716

Hey I've been spanked by that midget before.

>> No.10004107

>>10003303
Oh it's you again

>> No.10004110

>>10004056
Why the fuck are you even on /ck/.

>> No.10004111

>>10003303
People that are ALLOWED in the that bar are not even going to notice 60$.

>> No.10004114

>>10003891

> no need to stir
> bottom of the pan crusted in burnt to shit milk solids

uh oh

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>>10003310
>t. turbofaggot

>> No.10004119

>>10004114
it is one of the only ways you can cut the crust on a liquid

>> No.10004122

>>10003099
Why not just make a goddamn breakfast burrito?

>THE FUCKING KETCHUP
FUCK

>> No.10004123

>>10003333
the fully mixed version looks kinda dull in comparison. you can insert a /pol/ comment here if you want

>> No.10004127

>>10003350
why not just freeze the ice in the desired shape

>> No.10004131

>>10004114
It's wrong anyways. if you want clarified butter just heat slowly until the whey separates and pour out the clarified butter. if you want it browned you can do that afterwards

>> No.10004140

>>10003186
The steak looked good, but why would you elect to broil before pan searing?

>> No.10004152
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>>10004140
http://www.seriouseats.com/2017/03/how-to-reverse-sear-best-way-to-cook-steak.html

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>>10004123
>you have half a dozen beautiful and vibrant different colors
>you decide to mix all of them together
>and thus the amerimutt was created

>> No.10004183

>>10004152
I think I'm going to do this next time I cook steaks.

>> No.10004193

>>10003612
I don't get it, how can this man bet that bad at cooking after all this time? He probably has thousands of hours of practice.

>> No.10004206

>>10002147
>soymilk
everytiem

>> No.10004209
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>>10004193
He's mentally deficient, he is incapable of improving

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>> No.10004242

>>10004131
ghee is usually in between clarified and browned butter cause they boil itpretty hard, though i agree that webm takes it too far

>> No.10004271

>>10001804
NO shit.
This is exactly my thoughts about 90% of American television programming these days.
I can't bring myself to watch anything except the occasional sitcom anymore. I remember growing up with discovery and tlc being informative and entertaining.

>> No.10004379

>>10002421
>>10003345
>>10002970
>>10002977
>>10002576
>>10002451
>>10002438
>>10001824
>>10001810
>>10001802
>>10001797
>>10001790
>>10001784
This guy is fucking passionate.

>> No.10004380

>>10003897
he's doing it "the manly way"

>> No.10004416

>>10001624
Was McDonald's ever "good" and/or tasty at any point, or has it always just been bland processed garbage?

>> No.10004422

>>10003333
Mate, fucking nice. I spent ages looking for a high quality version of that episode just to webm that bit, never found one that good.

>> No.10004431

>>10003482
Only if your dick is five miles long and articulated.

>> No.10004434

>>10003809
You came into a /ck/ video thread, told Jack, of all people, to fuck off, and then typed /ck/ wrong. You're the fucking newfag here.

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>>10001716
>Tfw some novelty restaurant that endorses absurd levels of gluttony now incorporates light BSM into the dining experience, complete with an obese black dominatrix and a midget

This is just so wrong.

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>> No.10004450

>>10002294
directed by David Lynch

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>> No.10004459

>>10003350
>hold on sir, it'll take me about 20 minutes to get your ice

>> No.10004461

>>10004441
boring ass webm fuck you

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>> No.10004470

>>10001818
>people who shit in their hands allowed to handle food
Gas 'em.

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>> No.10004480

>>10002147
do you think he uses siracha as lube

>> No.10004487
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>> No.10004512

>>10002357
i wanna fucking destroy this thottie

secpnding>>10002423

>> No.10004515

>>10004379
you mean "autistic"?

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>> No.10004523

>>10003971
>when it came out
I'm talking like 20 years ago kiddo

>> No.10004524

>>10004487
Some of them seem ok.

>> No.10004531

>>10002654
he eats like a literal cow

>> No.10004537

>>10004531
at least cows are cute

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>>10003099

>That cross section in the end as if he's immensely proud of his creation

>> No.10004544

>>10004220
>sour cream
>butter
>vegetarian parmesean
what?
It's already not vegan, why not just use real cheese?

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>>10002961

>> No.10004547

>>10003099
or, y'know
just use a fucking tortilla

>> No.10004551

>>10004544
because it's vegetarian.

>> No.10004563

>>10004551
Is cheese somehow not vegetarian?

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>> No.10004571

>>10004563
It's vegetarian but not vegan.
Altough to be honest it's kind of dumb to care about cows killed for meat but not veals killed for the milk.

>> No.10004572
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>> No.10004579

>>10004572
>still needs cheese
>not like cheese at all

>> No.10004584

>>10004563
>>10004571
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rennet

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>> No.10004612

>>10003022
Reminds me of that one saw trap where you get stabbed by needles and filled with hydrochloric acid

>> No.10004631

>>10002294
>David_Lynch_directs_Kimi_No_Na_Wa.webm

>> No.10004639

>>10003099
Fucking retarded.

>> No.10004646

>>10002147
I'm getting a few gay vibes from this.

>> No.10004647

>>10002147
>Haha dude so randam XD

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10004672

How safe is fresh rare chicken

>> No.10004694

>>10003099
>Ketchup
This needs to fucking stop, right the fuck now.

>> No.10004698

>>10004586
How does he get the locker back from the bear?

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>>10004111
waste of trips

>> No.10004706

>>10001576
>so fat her stomach presses up against the steering wheel

wew lad

>> No.10004710

>>10004704
No I used those trips just fine

>> No.10004713

>>10003934
/tv/ is based, literally the little brother of /pol/

>> No.10004714

>>10004672
supposedly its 100% safe in Japan. I didn't have the balls to try it though

>> No.10004715

>>10001750
Is this feeder porn?

>> No.10004718

>>10004672
100% dependent on country.
japan? yes
some parts of europe? yes
usa? abort

>> No.10004722

>>10004714
>I didn't have the balls to try it though
It's not like salmonella is gonna kill you unless you're a pussy

>> No.10004727

>>10002147
Youtube was a mistake

>> No.10004735

>>10003333
>/v/ shows his sprinkles

>> No.10004740

>>10001766
>asian """""food"""""

>> No.10004741

>>10004714

if the chicken is boiled whole it's a lot more likely to be safe than something where the chicken is mixed with other stuff, chopped up or cooked at a lower temperature

the bacteria live on the meat, not in it.

>> No.10004742

>>10003809
>facepalm reaction image
>complaining of jack on /ck/
>reddit spacing
>/ck
honestly end yourself

>> No.10004745

>>10002654
Is that drool hanging off of it at the start?

>> No.10004749

>>10002207
so this is what agent orange does to people?

>> No.10004758

So judging from many cooking videos/clips, I should get a stepladder and prepare and cook my food from a topdown view position, and it will turn out "great" no matter what!

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>> No.10004765

>>10004431
alright then I'm good to go

>> No.10004768

>>10004763
>Love a chip butty
>These fags leave out the butty part

Also just cook the fucking chips assholes

>> No.10004778

>>10000000

>> No.10004803

>>10002320
Does this guy have brain damage or something?

>> No.10004806

>>10004768
>>These fags leave out the butty part
It goes by quick but I'm pretty sure they did butter it.

>> No.10004808

>>10002421
>cut the crust off and crust up the sandwich anyway

>> No.10004819

>>10004704
>wasteofnips.png

>> No.10004831

>>10004494
fuck thats aweful. who would crave fried tortilla with ice cream in it?
>those fat arms
>make sure the recipe is stupid as possible
I can almost hear her bitching about Trump or talking about how funny the colbert report is

>> No.10004832

>>10003099
>cross section again when there's already a cross section

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>> No.10004914

>>10004860
i will never understand why he reaches out and bites the food rather than bringing it to his mouth

>> No.10004917

>>10002421
This looks pretty good although I don't know why he cuts the crust off. Pointless.

>> No.10004942

>>10004914
It's to show how delicious it is. It's so irresistible his mouth refuses to wait for his hand to bring it forward

>> No.10004949

>>10004860
>no tongue
it's a miracle

>> No.10005024

>>10003013
Damn, how does he find time to cook all these meals, kill people, be a therapist, and help solve murders?

Also, watching that show always makes me want to cook.

>> No.10005042

>>10001716
You know what they say about Vegas.

>> No.10005056

>>10004586
If I was enough of an asshole I'd just take the safe out and cut into it with scissors. Then I could have all the cookies.

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>>10004942

>> No.10005084

>>10004763
All that work for such a shit sandwich.

>> No.10005092

>>10005084
Google triple-cooked chips

It's a meme food meant to make chips (which are an inherently dull food) seem interesting. They do them in pubs and bars to seem somehow up-market

>> No.10005105
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>>10005092
>Triple Cooked Chips are a type of chips or deep-fried potato that were developed by English chef Heston Blumenthal.
really boils my brain soup

>> No.10005121

>>10005092
That's just terrible

>> No.10005145

>>10005092
those are fries

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>>10002147

>> No.10005225

>>10004914
He is un-ironically mentally retarded.

>> No.10005268

>>10002147
>oh my gosh sriracha, literally the hottest substance on the planet lmao

nah senpaitachi

>> No.10005422

>>10003809
nice reddit meme

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>>10004576
JACK HOW
this makes me wanna help him :(

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>>10003809

>> No.10005485

>>10003155
There was a thread the other day where two retards were arguing over whether or not it was acceptable to cut crust off pizza. The le ebin maymay spammers on /ck/ are in the process of beating it into the ground. It's got a half life of three days; you're coming in at the end.

>> No.10005514

>>10005475
He's rich anon, it's fine

>> No.10005531

>>10005514
>He's rich
lolno

>> No.10005575

>>10005531
he is thought right

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>>10005575
He is middle class due to his wife's income

>> No.10005651

>>10004831
Fuck off, /pol/. Normal people don't see politics in everything, let alone a fucking ice cream webm.

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>> No.10005733

>>10005727
>You see all this?
>Yea stuff it in a bag of doritos and throw as much shitty sauces you can imagine

I can do that too in my house.

>> No.10005739

>>10004568
that cheese was supposed to go on the fries

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>> No.10005811

>>10005727
>>10005766

Mexicans have the best stoner food

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>> No.10005954

>>10005092
Who cares what they're supposed to seem like, they taste really good.

>> No.10006003

>>10004589
THOSE ARENT BURGERS THEY ARE JUST LUMPS OF BARELY MIXED GROUND BEEF
GOD

>> No.10006075

>>10001766
It really bothers me when people make a face like "wow this literal tree parasite dipped in water with some green onion tastes REALLY good raw!" for the sake of appearing to be cultured and tolerant. I don't believe for a second that this country with a 50/50 chance of having roads, schools, and hospitals (pick two and only two) produces any delicacies that a westerner would enjoy

>> No.10006149

>>10003814
I've been to both. At least the thugs in London can fit through most doorways.

>> No.10006164

>>10004220
>vegetarian Parmesan
So... Parmesan?

>> No.10006281

>>10005651
you sound a bit triggered there, soyboy

>> No.10006307

>>10006281
Typical 14 year old.

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>>10004494
>makes a perfectly good dulce de leche pancake
>adds sprinkles
>adds the ice cream abomination

>> No.10006340

>>10002770
Do you avoid all sex because HIV exists too?
You don't automatically catch a prion disease from eating brain.
You should try it just so you can claim to have had a brain in your head at least once.

>> No.10006355

>>10006164
Normal parm uses rennet, which is animal-based

Same reason Sikhs won't use the new British £5 note

>> No.10006367

>>10005760 *knife tap*

>> No.10006389

>>10005830
>>10005766
>>10005727

Why people do this?

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>>10003239
That'll be $80

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>>10005585
did someone replace the choco fountain with diarrhea

>>10005651
pic related think about it

>>10006340
>what is basic hygiene the post

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