/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.10009482]

Do americans really do this???

[Anonymous No.10009488]

>butterfat shake

[Anonymous No.10009495]

>>10009482
>el americANO senoras y senores jajajajajajajajajajja

[Anonymous No.10009502]

>>10009495
Disturbing.

[Anonymous No.10009519]

>>10009482
if by Americans with an s you mean at least two people from America, then yes

if by Americans you mean a substantial enough amount of 320 million people to justify your obsession and jealousy of a country far better than your little shithole, then no, but we could if we wanted to

[Anonymous No.10009526]

>>10009519
>everywhere but America is a shithole
But you're wrong

[Anonymous No.10009527]

>>10009482
>typo in legal disclaimer

[Anonymous No.10009528]

>>10009526
if you're not a shithole, why do you waste so much energy worrying about what people in other countries do? the first sign that a country sucks is that they worry about how other countries live their lives

[Anonymous No.10009536]

>>10009519
>durr s-shithole
every.single.time.
the absolute state of americans

[Anonymous No.10009537]

>>10009527

Ugh. I can't believe I actually searched it out.

[Anonymous No.10009542]

>>10009527
>>10009537
There are at least two

[Anonymous No.10009546]

>>10009495
Am*ricans were a mistake

[Anonymous No.10009548]

Get on our level

Sincerely, Texas

[Anonymous No.10009551]

>>10009542

>trademarkes

What's the other one?

[Anonymous No.10009552]

>>10009548
>>10009482
how do you even eat this?
whats the point of making it in a "burger" if you cant eat it as one anyway?
just spread all the meat/bread and cheese in a huge plate, why even bother

[Anonymous No.10009553]

>>10009551
"Tastse" towards the end of the first line

[Anonymous No.10009554]

>>10009551
tastse

[Anonymous No.10009559]

>>10009553
>>10009554

Oh shit, that's even worse. I'm starting to think that the guy who started the place isn't a real doctor of anything.

[Anonymous No.10009585]

>>10009482
If you weigh over 350lbs, you eat for free. It's the American dream.

[Anonymous No.10009586]

>>10009585
If I come in with a bunch of lead shoved up my ass to make myself weigh more do I still get to eat free?

[Anonymous No.10009593]

>>10009528
Why are you asking me? You're replying to the wrong person m8

[Anonymous No.10009606]

>>10009586
As long as they don't find out, and the lead doesn't start falling out when they start slapping your ass like this >>10009495

[Anonymous No.10009610]

>>10009606
That's why you plug it

[Anonymous No.10009666]

>>10009482
So what abomination is wrought upon those burgs, because the single burg looks like something I'd eat

also frying chips in dripping or lard doesn't seem different to roasting potatoes in goose fat, which is fucking delicious

[Anonymous No.10009717]

It's a tourist spot in Vegas. If anything it's probably people from out of the country who want an overly stereotypical American meal that keep that place open

[Anonymous No.10009720]

>>10009482
My friend visited there recently, said the food wasn't great and most of it was tourbait. Also a lot of disgustingly fat menu items.

[Anonymous No.10009727]

>>10009548
Is this from Mel's Country Cafe?

[Anonymous No.10009731]

>>10009495
Is that a midget or is the other woman gigantic?

[Anonymous No.10009737]

Trannies are mentally ill and shouldn't be allowed in the military or to adopt children.

[Anonymous No.10009748]

>>10009666
>also frying chips in dripping or lard doesn't seem different to roasting potatoes in goose fat, which is fucking delicious
t. Satan

but yeah, im not even an american and i always fry my potatoes in lard, its 1. tastier and 2. actually way healthier than frying them in god knows what trashy palm oil or whatever fast food chains use

[Anonymous No.10009769]

>>10009482
First of all, it's a novelty restaurant and I think their only remaining location is in Las Vegas which is already the over-indulge capital of the world. Secondly, I think it's hilarious cause it was created by a health nut to make fun of fat people. His goal was to make them feel ashamed about being fat.

[Anonymous No.10010056]

>>10009769
Making fun of fat people is putting it lightly
http://newsfeed.time.com/2013/10/05/heart-attack-grill-owner-proudly-displays-dead-customers-remains-on-tv/

[Anonymous No.10010083]

>>10010056
Truly /ourguy/

[Anonymous No.10010089]

>>10009482

Can you smoke inside?

[Anonymous No.10010123]

>>10009482

[Anonymous No.10010128]

>>10009482
isn't this the place that was started by a nutritionist as some sort of darwinistic experiment

[Anonymous No.10010143]

>>10010128
Yep
>>10009769
>>10010056

[Anonymous No.10010157]

>>10009552
The point is that disgusting lard pigs can justify eating a "burger" to themselves than just ordering a plate of meat and cheese covered in grease.

[Anonymous No.10010163]

>>10010123
Is that Boogie?

[Anonymous No.10010613]

Those burgers look fucking disgusting.

[Anonymous No.10010621]

>>10009519
Small geography reminder america is continent not country.

>>10009495
mexican making fun of americans also need some geography lessons

[Anonymous No.10010629]

>>10009482
but lard isn't that bad for u tho.
makes good fries

[Anonymous No.10010635]

>>10009585
I like this restaurant. the owner is a blatant fatty hater and he is ridding us of the problem, one heart attack at a time

[Anonymous No.10010636]

>>10009482
Not usually. I think there's only one of those abominations. I hope.
It gets criticized by most, even most fatties.

[Anonymous No.10010693]

>>10010621

No. There is no continent called America, retard.

[Anonymous No.10010715]

>>10009731
Oh she bigg.

[Anonymous No.10010802]

>>10010089
it's vegas so you basically can't not smoke inside

[jordan mobile No.10011460]

I think American are starting to get fit

[Anonymous No.10011483]

[Anonymous No.10011495]

>>10011483

>blah blah blah something something obsessed

Notice how there isn't a single fat person in that image?

[Anonymous No.10011532]

>>10011495
>WAAAAAAH OBSESSED OBSESSED OBSESSED
american """"""arguments""""""

[Anonymous No.10011561]

>>10009519
I agree. Hardly ever see someone call out any other country by name but its always "america this, americans that". They truly are

OBSESSED

[Anonymous No.10011580]

>>10009495
I walked by there with my brother before a festival. There's a freight scale out front and if you weight 350 or more you eat free.
Me and my brother combined didn't even weigh that. This is the senior prom for Amerilards.

[Anonymous No.10011595]

>>10011532
>A-a-at least im statistically thinner than them, Nigel told himself as Mohammed railed his wife in the next room.

[Anonymous No.10011601]

>>10011532
2004, year of the JUST

[Anonymous No.10011606]

>>10011595
>A-a-at least i called him a muslim since i presume that everyone who shits on americans is a brit cos im too dumb to know any other countries, that will show him, Cletus told himself as DeShawn railed his wife in the next room

[Anonymous No.10011608]

>>10009482
https://youtube.com/watch?v=hqf_SIQ3JAk

This guy just straight up hates fats. He doesn't give a fuck. He can tell them everything wrong with his food and people will still come? Good. This food kills idiots. He makes a living off these idiots who will kill themselves over a meme burger.

[Anonymous No.10011638]

>>10011606

You couldn't possibly be a bong; they at least have their own version of wit. You're just dumb.

[Anonymous No.10011647]

>>10011638
yeah, cos calling a brit muslim is the peak of american "wit"

[Anonymous No.10011676]

>>10011647

That was a different anon than me, but that's clearly not even what he said.

[Anonymous No.10012087]

>>10009482
Vegas isn't in America. It's a realm between dimensions, where the laws of nature and human sanity no longer apply. Once you enter, you can only hold onto your humanity for so long before your mind degenerates into a state of sub-consciousness, at which point all semblance of humanity is lost until you leave this realm. Stay too long, and you may never return to what you once were.

[Anonymous No.10012149]

>>10009482
I thought the triple/quadruple bypass used two grilled cheese sandwiches instead of a bun.

[Anonymous No.10012407]

>>10009482

>Not drinking Butterfat shakes and vodka each day

Why are Europoors so peasantry?

[Anonymous No.10012431]

>>10011608
this guy is absolutely based, as a nutritionist he got so sick of his clients not losing weight so he said "fuck it, I guess I'll legally kill you all."

Also he carries this guy's ashes around as a trophy of his first kill.

[Anonymous No.10012455]

>>10012431
>as a nutritionist he got so sick of his clients not losing weight so he said "fuck it, I guess I'll legally kill you all."
He was a fitness coach and he decided to open it because his gyms got shut down (He called them In'n'out fitness, guess who sued him) and he wanted to try a different approach to encouraging weight loss.
His entire schtick is to completely shame and humiliate you into not being a fat fuck. Apparently it's moderately successful.

[Anonymous No.10012491]

>>10009482
This looks like one of those ads from Grand Theft Auto

[Anonymous No.10012502]

>>10009495
Hiring that nigress asteroid makes this less funny. But it was necessary.

[Anonymous No.10012513]

>>10010163
Yup, comin at you through the power of the Internet.

[Anonymous No.10012514]

>>10009482
its a test to see who can out american each other
especially important for blue collar midwestern flyover folks.
with that said though, the restaurant is meh. place felt like a greese sauna
food wasn't bad it was more bland than anything
but i guess its a good tourist trap if you're into that sort of thing

[Anonymous No.10012519]

>>10009495
Why is my dick hard?

[Anonymous No.10012522]

>>10009482
Why the fuck would they have tomatoes on those burgers? To help the layers slide out from each other?

[Anonymous No.10012529]

>>10011532
whatever country you are from will never ever ever be as important as mine is

[Anonymous No.10012542]

>>10011608
I love watching that smug fucking faggot reporter get btfo The idiot actually thought he was going to shame that awesome doctor with his hard-hitting questioning, boy was he wrong

[Anonymous No.10012552]

>>10010802
>can't not smoke inside
You're forced to smoke?

>>10012455
Imagine being the serial killer in a scary movie, and people just let you do your stuff, you're a successful member of society and journalist ask for interviews with your murder costume made of corpses.
>Do you feel you have a responsibility in the death of people you decapitated with a chainsaw?
And having to explain to them that YES OBVIOUSLY, WHY DO PEOPLE KEEP ASKING ME TO DECAPITATE THEM?

[Anonymous No.10013578]

What's wrong with lard?

[Anonymous No.10013590]

>>10011595
>t. la creatura

[Anonymous No.10013868]

>>10009528
Like how you worry about Americans?

[Anonymous No.10013883]

>>10012552
It's even more hilarious when they're trying to blame the doctor for killing people. The man is doing nature's work.

[Anonymous No.10014021]

>>10009482
>fried in lard
That really isn't that bad or even abnormal. If the guy really wanted to fuck people up he would fry in palm oil.

[Anonymous No.10014199]

>>10009495
NEED sauce on this midget

[Anonymous No.10014259]

>>10010157
T. Soyboy

[Anonymous No.10014281]

>>10011606
Well of you're not a Brit or Kraut,you'll need to be relevant to even have an argument.

[Anonymous No.10014472]

>>10010635
if I remember right, he used to be a doctor or something, trying to make the butter golems not kill themselves
eventually he figured out that they'd rather die than put down the fork, so he's helping them die

[Anonymous No.10014597]

>>10009495
Yum

[Anonymous No.10014901]

>>10009482
I've been to the one in Phoenix. They don't sell cigarettes anymore and they have a cross shaped bar with mirrors angled upwards so you can see up the waitresses nurse outfit. Pretty cool place to experience the American dream desu.

[Anonymous No.10014912]

>>10009495
Ok, seriously considering going full vegan at this point

[Anonymous No.10014943]

>>10014912
no you aren't

[Anonymous No.10015001]

>>10011608
At 3:59 she's writing with the computer off...

[Anonymous No.10015034]

Question!
is the burger halal?
I would eat one everyday after finishing my fast

[Anonymous No.10015050]

the guy is legally killing fatties, whats not to love

[Anonymous No.10015063]

I don't understand how anyone can fit a bugrer with more than one patty into their mouth.

[Anonymous No.10015135]

>>10015063

Practice with huge dicks.

[Anonymous No.10015221]

>>10015034
Everything is done with lard which is pigs fat. So nope, not halal at all

[Anonymous No.10015228]

>>10009482
this guy is like the Jigsaw of /fit/

>Hello Bobby
>We're going to play a little game
>You are standing on a set of scales
>They show your weight to be over 450lbs
>If you stay at this size you will die soon
>If you get any larger you will die sooner
>But I'm going to feed you free of charge
>Indulge or get your life together
>What happens next is down to you

[Anonymous No.10015234]

>>10015221
In b4 a webm for "vegan lard" made with chick-pea water and avocado

[Anonymous No.10015249]

>>10009519

>Reeeeee shitholeee

Insecure as fuck about your crumbling obese nation I see

[Anonymous No.10015250]

>>10010635
>>10014472
it gets even better
he was a fitness trainer, but realized in contemporary america that's impossible, so got around the problem the other way and started killing off fatties the legal way

[Anonymous No.10015251]

>>10011561

And you truly are OBESE

[Anonymous No.10015259]

>>10009482
Who here goes to a place like this for any other reason than to experience what death feels like? I imagine it's a lot like excessive drinking at a world class bar, but with lard

[Anonymous No.10015261]

>>10012455
>moderately successful
nigga he opened several restaurants, he's mass killing fatties off

[Anonymous No.10015275]

>>10009482
Have you had one? No? Then shut the fuck up. Also Vegas rules.

[Anonymous No.10015295]

i really wanna go in there and just pig out on beer and burgers and cigarettes and make all the fat fucks jealous

[Anonymous No.10015302]

>>10015295
i actually thought this was /fit/ whoa

[Anonymous No.10015344]

>>10015275
Why would you ask a question and then answer it for him?

[Anonymous No.10015346]

>>10015135
man these burgers are wider than a horse dick is
there's no way it's getting in there without being cut up

[Anonymous No.10015362]

>>10015261
Nigga only the one in Vegas is still open. After the first fat fuck that promoted the food died, he closed down shop in Arizona. The location in Texas closed down around the same time as well and he decided to go full Vegas.

[Anonymous No.10015365]

>>10009495
>that black girl

[Anonymous No.10015370]

I'd go there for fun once but ask them to leave the tomato.

[Anonymous No.10015372]

>>10009482
Europoors don't do this? talk about shitholes.

[Anonymous No.10015425]

>>10009528
It's like going to the zoo or watching a documentary about india, there's a certain shock factor that's interesting and it raises a lot of interesting points. Like monkeys fling shit at each other, why do indians shit in their hands and not wash them and why are 30% of americans morbidly obese.

[Anonymous No.10015477]

>>10015425
yeah honestly several countries have this kind of gross shit going on, everyone's just got different gross shit. certain countries are better about it though, than others

like why does japan smoke shitloads of tobacco and smoke inside

[Anonymous No.10015485]

>>10009495

I finally understand the last thing that a jihadi sees in his mind to push himself over the edge before he detonates his belt

[Anonymous No.10015491]

I heard a rumor that you actually have to sign a waiver before eating there so that your family can't sue if your heart explodes while you're eating your meal, any of you guys know if that's legit?

[Anonymous No.10015511]

>>10015491
probably. they attract really fat people and stuff them full of food.

[Anonymous No.10015515]

In case you haven't read it already:
https://thelastpsychiatrist.com/2012/05/thank_god_the_heart_attack_gri.html

[Anonymous No.10015530]

>>10009482
those burgers look crappy desu

[Anonymous No.10015583]

>>10009495
OH SAY CAN YOU SEE

[Anonymous No.10015827]

>>10009559
He isn't. The truth is actually worse.

He's an ex-fitness instructor who got so annoyed at his fat clients cheating on their diet plans he made the most unhealthy restaurant in the world to get back at fat people and rush them to an early grave. He never lies about it "my food will kill you" and all his previous spokesmen died from obesity related complications.

[Anonymous No.10015850]

>>10014259
Back to /v/ with your meme

[Anonymous No.10015866]

>>10012519
>>10015365
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCeMD2lalPoJF6M_SdfgMBeQ/videos

[Anonymous No.10015912]

>>10015827

I thought it was founded Dr. a Dietician who was tired of fighting with people over their weight. So he decided to make the most disgusting, over the top restaurant he could, possibly to shame people into losing weight.

I like to think every night he sits with a bottle of jack and a loaded gun, and wonders which to swallow to make the pain of his failure end

[Anonymous No.10015969]

>>10015866
>she died

[Anonymous No.10016003]

>>10015251

RENT FREE

[Anonymous No.10016035]

>>10009482
>tfw my parents fed me mcdicks and other trash growing up constantly
>we’d have fast food meals literally 4 days a week, sometimes more
>tfw I’ve literally never been thin since I was a few months old

I’m losing weight now, but Jesus I would never do that to my kids. I haven’t had fast food in a year, and my kids won’t ever eat that shit under my watch.

[Anonymous No.10016088]

>>10009559
>>10015827
>>10015912

he IS an actual doctor. full on MD.

he just got sick of trying to help fatties and decided to try killing them instead.

that's literally the entire story here. there's a short documentary on youtube about it.

[Anonymous No.10016096]

>>10016035
don't actually keep them from it, forbidden fruit mentality will make them want it more and they might end up fat as an act of rebellion. just try to teach them moderation. "everything in moderation" is a meme but it's also actually the truth

[Anonymous No.10016099]

>>10009495
White genocide when?

[Anonymous No.10016111]

>>10011606
>at least I'm not a complete homosexual faggot, Chaim told himself as he was being railed in the ass by a gay nigger named Shontarius

[Anonymous No.10016116]

>>10011561
It's what you do when you're at a zoo and sightseeing at the monkey cage.

[Anonymous No.10016148]

This guy is absolutely based

[Anonymous No.10016215]

>>10011483
Gotta love State Fair food.

[Anonymous No.10016220]

Obsessed €uro here…
Yes, americans really do that.
When I was in Las Vegas a while ago, I absolutely had to confirm to myself if that thing really exists. Well it does. And the burgers are mediocre at best. different from McD or BK, but not exactly better. Just different. And as a healthy adult, the small one is actually not that bad, size and "bad stuff" wise. Just go down to 2 meals a day instead of the usual three, and an eurostomach will survive a few weeks of burgerland without any long term effects.
Still, would go there again, if I ever get to Las Vegas again, because the whole thing is just so ridiculously over the top.

And I don't believe the whole
>I'm a doctor and I'm actually doing something good
schtick.
Guy just found some great marketing and is making money from it. Nothing bad about that, but it is just that - Great marketing.

Oh, and a few of the waitressed do have that turboslutty hottness that makes me diamonds and ashamed of those diamonds, so there's that.

And their toilet.

[Anonymous No.10016872]

>>10015251
Have fun watching Ahmed and Abdul have their way with your wife and daughters

[Anonymous No.10016945]

>>10009519
this but unironically

[Anonymous No.10016967]

My bait thread's still up? Based

[Anonymous No.10016981]

>>10016220
When will they ever learn

[Anonymous No.10017189]

>>10016220
>the Obama urinal is the manlet urinal

AHAHAHA MANLET TRUMPFLETS BTFO

[Anonymous No.10017192]

>>10017189
Considering Bush is in the other urinal, I doubt this picture is recent.

[Anonymous No.10017209]

>>10017192
It could have been made recently by an American who doesn't hate his own country.
Bush has been sucking off the same MSM that spent two terms shitting all over him lately.

[Anonymous No.10017216]

If by Americans you mean one restaurant in Nevada that uses an unhealthy menu and waitresses dressed up as nurses as a gimmick... then yes. Yes this is a real place. If you don't give a shit about your health at all, it's probably a great place to indulge in pure, unadulterated hedonism.

Fuck, this is put in a state where it's legal to gamble, smoke recreational marijuana, fuck hookers, and fire fully automatic weapons. Potentially at the same time, although I'm not so sure where state laws might intersect here.

[Anonymous No.10017246]

>>10015477
>like why does japan smoke shitloads of tobacco
that's all asian countries
>and smoke inside
that's only southeast asia

[Anonymous No.10017263]

>>10009526
Bullshit.

[Anonymous No.10017285]

>>10009528
>you can't mock anything or anyone without being somehow jealous or obsessed
Do you really believe this?

[Anonymous No.10017332]

skinny american here, america is full of fat fucks supply and demand

[Anonymous No.10018041]

>>10009495
jesus christ, i heard about this but always thought it was a joke.
please anon, tell me this isn't real

[Anonymous No.10018047]

>>10009528
it's actually the opposite, if someone worries about how other countries do, it's a sign that there's no real problems in their own country. honestly, if you were a complete mess, would you worry about how other people's lives are going?

[Anonymous No.10018054]

>>10009482
Oh hell yeah we do. I actually went to the one in Las Vegas a couple years back. Got a double bypass, fries, a coke, and a shake to split with a friend. I left wanting to throw up, like the food tasted pretty amazing and I ate everything, shake was great too. But all that fat made me feel like crap the rest of the day. Don't think I'll go back again, once was enough imo.

[Anonymous No.10018055]

>>10010056
that guy's so boss nigger it's insane

[Anonymous No.10018062]

>>10009552
The AmericANO is stupid and lacks the basic elements of what makes a human being. This makes him feel attracted to standardization where he feels safe
>Meat, cheese and ingridients with some bread
Don’t know if...
>The same shit but stacked
BURGAH!

[Anonymous No.10018066]

>>10016872

lol nice assumptions but I'm not a Eurocuck

>>10016003

I'm not a NEETfag living in dad's basement

[Anonymous No.10018077]

>>10017332
i still remember the fucking meal sizes i got served when i was there for 2 weeks.
jesus christ, the appetizers could work as main courses for at least one person.
i think i ate my whole portion twice during that 14 day period. that's literally a bit over 7% of the times and i literally left like a weeks worth of food on the plates in total, i often had to leave half the portion uneaten.
i'm not even tiny or anything, pretty average with a tad excess weight even and honestly, if i really want to i can eat like a madman (evidenced by the 2 times i actually cleaned up my plates) even if im not hungry

[Anonymous No.10018104]

>>10011561
are you honestly that ignorant?
i literally hear americans saying shit about "russians" every single week. obviously others do the same thing with <input nationality here> but that's prolly one of the most common ones.
the reason why you only remember the american thing is prolly your subconscious mind being embarassed of the shit you people do.

[Anonymous No.10018108]

>>10015491
Its not, I've been there.

[Anonymous No.10018131]

>>10009519
I dunno where you are from in the US, but you should check out the rust belt and deep south sometime, it's third-world level (article related)
https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2017/sep/05/hookworm-lowndes-county-alabama-water-waste-treatment-poverty

[Anonymous No.10018133]

>>10018066
So are you a dink or a curry nigger?

[Anonymous No.10018141]

>>10018133

Neither,but keep making baseless assumptions though you absolute fucking retard.

[Anonymous No.10018159]

>>10018141
And Dink it is, eat shit gook.

[Anonymous No.10018187]

>>10018159

Hahaha nope, you couldn't be more wrong stupid Americuck.

[Anonymous No.10018199]

>>10009748
Taco Bell used to use lard for all their frying shit until they got flack from it and switched for Jewish customers around the late 90s

[Anonymous No.10018206]

>>10009482
Isn't frying in lard actually better for you than frying in vegetable fat/shortening in some instances?

[Anonymous No.10018224]

>>10009495
Sauce on the fucking midget now please

[Anonymous No.10018225]

>>10011483
ITT: foriegners mistake novelty food for actual American diets

[Anonymous No.10018239]

>>10011532
>Wyoming the last state to become obese'
Seems completely believable

[Anonymous No.10018249]

>>10009526
>>10009536
>>10015249
If you constantly rage and obsess over how had people in another country have it odds are your country isn't all that great. Hell if it regularly produces people like you it can't be that great.

[Anonymous No.10018813]

[Anonymous No.10018853]

>>10011606
lol, the way fatboi "poured" outta the golfcart. here's consolation prise.

[Anonymous No.10018930]

>>10018249
>replying to my 2 day old bait comment to justify your lonely existence on an Indonesian knitting portal

[Anonymous No.10018941]

>>10018187
Like I said, eat shit slant

[Anonymous No.10019170]

>>10018041
It's real. Some of the girls are cute that work there, and they're obviously into paddling. :P

[Anonymous No.10019278]

Okay, why do they paddle you though?

[Anonymous No.10019329]

>>10019278
As a punishment for not finishing your meal. And as part of the fun. Don't think to much about a restaurant whose vegan menu is a pack of smokes.

[Anonymous No.10019362]

>>10010621
>america is continent not country
Again with this shit. It depends on the language anon.
In Spanish the continent is called "America" and the country "Estados Unidos de America", literally United Sates of America.
In English, the continent is "The Americas", although it's not very common, most people say either North America or South America. The country is called "United Sates of America" but everybody says America for brevity.

[Anonymous No.10019424]

>>10016035
the problem is parents don't know how to teach calories. While being healthy is important, it's not the food that makes a person fat, it's how much of it they eat. Teach them calories and they can take care of themselves.

That's why skinny kids when theyre young most of the time get fat because they just ate, maybe not enough to get fat but as they get older, less active and make their own money, they no longer need to ask their parents for money to buy starbucks 800 calorie frap, they buy it themselves.

Where as maybe that fat kid was fat, but he realizes his error and learns nutrition the hard way like you and like me.

[Anonymous No.10019500]

>>10009482
No, they're all paid actors. There is no America, only a TV show put on to give Europeans something to feel superior to.

[Anonymous No.10020606]

>>10018853

Wow, I scrolled past this post and just assumed it must be a video of Trump.

[Anonymous No.10020609]

>>10019362

>In English, the continent is "The Americas"

There is no continent called "America" or "The Americas". There's "North America" and "South America"; "The Americas" refers to both continents. Jesus christ, and people bitch about the state of American education.

[Anonymous No.10020685]

>>10009495
>nicado

did he kill himself yet?

[Anonymous No.10020699]

>>10009495
This isn't right. Fucking asshole is exploiting these weak willed people, food is their life and they are put on display like abominations.
I really hope that place has a little "candle" accident.
Just think, maybe that woman is molested as a little girl so she stuffed herself full every night to cope, now in adulthood she is videota by strange people as she indulges in beastly food concoctions. I don't like this at all.

[Anonymous No.10020702]

>>10020699
>like abominations
but they are

[Anonymous No.10020707]

yes anon its all true

the fries
the burgers
the shit
the sharts
the piss
and the puke
at that restaraunt is all REAL

[Anonymous No.10020713]

>>10009495
Jesus Christ, WW3 can't come soon enough

[Anonymous No.10020714]

>>10009482
I just read that people who weigh 350 eat for free.
Guys, I'm at my worst right now, 341. I'm 6,4, is there an exception for height? This is devastating for me, I don't look morbidly obese.
This is depressing. I feel stilted now.

[Anonymous No.10020736]

>>10018131
literally every statistical disparity in health/longevity outcomes between USA and western europe evaporates when you control for % of black/brown bodies in the population.

[Anonymous No.10020746]

>>10020702
Fuck you man.
People just don't wake up fat because they like food. Food is a vehicle for addiction, addiction sates a need. Im really over this edgy shit, these are people with complex problems.
Just because the doctor is a nihilist fag it doesn't mean you have to be aswell.

[Anonymous No.10020755]

>>10020746
>People just don't wake up fat because they like food.
Is that something fatties think? That non-fatties don't like food?

I've dined with several fatties in my time. WIthout exception they're afraid of food, they'll only eat hamburgers and pizza because real food is too intimidating. Try dragging a fatty to a Michelin starred restaurant, they'll act sullen and pissy the whole time and they'll complain about stupid shit like "it's too cold" or "I don't know what any of this stuff is"

[Anonymous No.10020769]

>>10020755
Fucking change your attitude. I bet you say nigger too just for the thrill. Fatty, what is a fatty. Who the fuck are you man.
You take people out to fancy resteraunts and have witnessed firsthand negative reactions? Is this an anecdote? I just don't getit, you must have been in good company to be dining with them. I wouldn't call a friend of mine a spic or a fag. Why do you feel you have authority to be judgemental?

[Anonymous No.10020776]

>>10015969
>died in a car crash
Just imagine what the paramedics saw when they arrived at the scene

[Anonymous No.10020793]

>>10020769
>health = racism
t.Russian troll farm employee working hard to discredit legitimate complaints of racism for the handsome salary of 55 roubles a month. Let me guess, "you can't have multiculturalism because ISIS would kill you", is that about right? Butter emails?

Please go away

[Anonymous No.10020944]

>>10015362
>After the first fat fuck that promoted the food died, he closed down shop in Arizona.

NO!!! I REALLY WANTED TO GIVE IT A TRY AT LEAST ONCE. THIS HURTS ME ON SO MANY LEVELS.

At least Las Vegas isn't too far away I guess.

[Anonymous No.10020962]

>>10009519
>le insecure 56% projection post

ah yes

[Anonymous No.10021083]

>>10020769
>Fucking change your attitude.
>Why do you feel you have authority to be judgemental?
you have to be 18 to post here

[Anonymous No.10021151]

>>10009548
>EVERYTHING IS BIGGER IN TEXAS!!
>Only the people are actually bigger
Letdown of a state desu

[Anonymous No.10021220]

>>10020769
I'm a fat fuck myself but you're a fucking idiot. I don't care if people are fat and choose to live unhealthily but I don't want being fat to be considered socially acceptable or even being fooled into thinking it's healthy. I'm currently dieting and exercising because I'm tired of being a low energy ball of fat and being fat make me fucking depressed. So fuck off stupid Nigger.

[Anonymous No.10021225]

>>10020944
Vegas isn't to bad of a drive. Get some friends and make it a trip. It's 8 hours to drive there and 8 hours back.

[Anonymous No.10021282]

>>10019500
This anon gets it.

Role of a life time, really.

[Anonymous No.10021433]

>>10014912
Go for it

[Anonymous No.10021468]

>>10009482
The guy who owns this is just thinning the herd. He even lets you eat free if you weigh over 300 pounds or something like that. Based Heart Attack Grill fake MD.

[Anonymous No.10021485]

>it's an /int/ bait thread

[Anonymous No.10021503]

>>10021485
>Germany: Nonwhite in one generation
So they would become amerifats?

[Anonymous No.10021514]

>>10021503
>their president is literally a blond haired blue eyed man

[Anonymous No.10021521]

>>10021514
>Their last president was a kenyan apeman

[Anonymous No.10021545]

>>10016220
You do realize that Vegas is the top American vacation destination for trashy people domestically and internationally, right? Nothing you see on the strip is normal compared to anywhere else in the US. It's a global magnet for bizarre people and bizarre people-watching.

[Anonymous No.10021548]

>>10016035
Make sure to keep some pictures from your fattest days to show them the horror that awaits at the bottom of the butter dish.

[Anonymous No.10021568]

>>10020699
>Fucking asshole is exploiting these weak willed people
it's called capitalism, friend.

our entire economy is built on tricking people into buying shit they don't need that's probably bad for them.

[Anonymous No.10021698]

>>10020685
I wish, had a video of his recommended to me for some reason and the guy just seems mentally ill

[Anonymous No.10022700]

>>10020793
>>10021083
>>10021220
I never said healthism is the issue. I'm not a delusional fat acceptance oreacher, I just want everyone to be dealt comon decency. Do you think overweight people will somehow be made better if you call them fatasses? It does nothing. Yoh are literally making it worse and feeding their self destructive view of themselves.

[chop No.10022748]

>>10020699
>>10022700
>exploiting
>tricking

Do you geniuses think these people would stay home and eat a salad were it not for that establishment?
As for videoing her, I'm pretty sure she has to sign a waiver before they can use her in their advertising. They probably paid her with a burger.

In the end, these are adults who are making decisions for themselves. The Heart Attack Grill are very open and honest about their food being bad for you so it's informed decision as well.
You apparently want to make decisions for these people and take away their right to choose. Pure totalitarianism in other words. You'll have to look for that outside of Las Vegas I think.

[Anonymous No.10022760]

>>10022748

Some people will always be children and shouldn't have the right to make certain decisions for themselves or their country.

[Anonymous No.10022796]

>>10018055
TURN THAT CRAP OFF ENGINEER!

[Anonymous No.10022893]

>>10016148
>trying to send a message about health
>lets people over 350 pound eat free at his restaurant

He's a fucking idiot who will just say whatever bullshit pops into his head for press.

[Anonymous No.10022929]

>>10018853
Were the drivers intentionally trying to dump the guy in this?

[Anonymous No.10022931]

>>10022893

You seem to be confused. He's literally trying to kill fat people who aren't willing to make good decisions for themselves.

[chop No.10022937]

>>10022760
Who gets to decide if you can be responsible for your own life?
Obviously weighing over 350 lb. would suggest you can't control your eating, but where's the cutoff? What about drinking and smoking? What about simply not getting much exercise?
Playing videogames to excess was just classified as a mental illness I think (I only caught a headline about it), so how many hours a week is that and how many of your liberties can the State take from you if you exceed it?

There are somewhat extreme examples of course, like people with actual mental retardation, but I don't think the HAG's entire clientele is made up of Down's syndrome sufferers.

>>10022893
He's not an idiot but he's not doing this to save people from themselves either. He hates fat people and loves money.

[Anonymous No.10022938]

>>10022929

Yes. That's how these shows are produced. 50% sob story and 50% wacky fat people hijinks that keeps people tuned in so they watch the commercials.

Shit's all business.

[Anonymous No.10022939]

>>10021433
The vegan diet is the key to being a massive faggot.

[Anonymous No.10022976]

>>10022937

Drinking and smoking are heavily regulated by the government, though. And one of the first things the president did was allow people with actual mental-retardation easier access to guns. I guess you're one of those who only likes the government shaping our everyday lives when you're "winning".

[Anonymous No.10023002]

>Buzzfeed tier restaurant staying afloat based on shock tourism
>"the owner legitimately wants to raise awareness about obesity guys!"
Nah, he's just lining his pockets by capitalizing on something that he knows will stir controversy and help no one in any objective way.
Stop glorifying the asshole.

I do enjoy themed restaurants though.

[chop No.10023014]

>>10022976
Are you fucking kidding me? See if you can find one pro-Government thing I've said in this thread.
I want the State abolished entirely and I am indeed very much against the way alcohol and tobacco are taxed. It's even worse in my own country. I see the US is starting to have extra taxes on sugary products too now at least in some areas.
I want all of that gone, along with the subsidies.
If the Government absolutely must spend (and who am I kidding?) I want them spending on education and information, not on enforcement.

[Anonymous No.10023039]

>>10009769
>>10010635
>>10012552
>>10014472
>>10015250
>>10015912
>>10016088
>>10016096
Yall are missing the point. Hes not some evil fatty killer. He's the most honest restaraunt owner out there. He tells you that the food is fucking horrible for you and it will kill you. The whole restaraunt tells you that you will die eating it.

What about other restaraunts that you can order a country fried steak or greasy bacon cheeseburger from? Just as bad except they dont tell you that their food is harmful.

Fatties will eat shitty food no matter if heart attack grill exists or not. Heart attack grill is honest. They give you something to think about.

[Anonymous No.10023045]

>>10023014
>I want them spending on education and information, not on enforcement.

So a church, then. Just give them money and they'll say they'll do good things with it but they have no enforcement arm so really they'll just do whatever with your money.

Great idea.

[Anonymous No.10023050]

>>10023039
they give it free to mega fatties mdude
that's like giving heroin to heroin addicts

[Anonymous No.10023077]

>>10023050
If you actually visit heart attack grill, usually theres no morbidly obese people inside. Its incredibly humiliating for them to weigh you and announce it to everyone.

Also, do you really think $5 is really preventing fatties from obtaining greasy fast food? If someone gave you unlimited free meth would you smoke it all?

Its about self control, not blaming the supplier. You should blame the friends and family that encourage the fatty to eat more. They are supposed to care about the person.

[Anonymous No.10023098]

>>10023045

[Anonymous No.10023183]

>>10023045

>education and information
>church

Fucking kek. The sad thing is that seems to be the direction uneducated people are always drifting towards, and the people in power just love it.

[Anonymous No.10023628]

>>10023077
if it's unlimited, then by definition I would never be able to smoke it all

[Anonymous No.10024179]

>>10009519
im just mocking american

[Anonymous No.10024193]

>>10009482
this is why american so stupid. baka

[Anonymous No.10024201]

>>10023077
>If someone gave you unlimited free meth would you smoke it all?

Where do I sign up to smoke all of the unlimited free meth?

[Anonymous No.10024224]

I live in the USA and the only time I ever hear of this placer is 4Chins. But for the sake of argument, let's say yes. Or no. Whatever answer best soothes your need to judge your betters.

America's a big place. Just like how in whatever hovel you live in on the third world lake of diarrhea that you call a country, there are those that have multiple goats to fuck and a nice dedicated boulevard to make poop, as opposed to you who must fuck your disabled bother and shit in each other's mouths for warmth. You know, it just depends.

[Anonymous No.10024232]

>>10024224
>He doesn't fuck his disabled brother
Literally what else good are they

[Anonymous No.10024412]

realistically no, pic related is about as ridiculous as 99.9% of americans would get concerning dem burgz

[Anonymous No.10024443]

>>10015515
Every TLP article is him masturbating against a string of unsourced strawmen, drawing from each one a more broad and unjustified conclusion than the last

I feel bad for patients of his who almost certainly didn't get the help they needed because he dismissed everything they said (because nobody says what they mean) and insisted they were actually saying something else in a code that only he can understand

[Anonymous No.10024470]

>>10011580
Are you and your brother manlets/anorexic? A fully grown man under 200 lbs is a sad sight to see.

[Anonymous No.10024518]

>>10024470
6'2, 190lbs is perfectly reasonable

[Anonymous No.10024535]

>>10020609
this

[Anonymous No.10024576]

>>10009727
Not that anon, not sure about if that's Mel's I think Mel's challenge burger is one big one. Don't know, never seen it except pictures on the wall.
Surprised you know about Mel's, do you live in spring?

>Mel's catered our wedding, smothered chicken is so good

[Anonymous No.10025015]

>>10018224
Candy godiva

[Anonymous No.10026626]

>>10009482
>"""""burger"""""
>only ingredients are meat, cheese, tomato and onion
>no lettuce
>no beetroot
>no pineapple
>no egg
>no shredded carrot
>no bacon
fucking manlets I swear

[Anonymous No.10026636]

>>10026626

>shredded carrot

You have no idea what a burger is if that's at all normal wherever you're from.

[Anonymous No.10026640]

>>10026636
>not putting cole slaw in burgers
I pity you.

[Anonymous No.10026642]

>>10010123
Then what's the point of them living? Its not in the benefit of the country unless you take into consideration the "vote" the rest is useless fat.

[Anonymous No.10026644]

>>10026640

Cole slaw is shredded cabbage. It's also a shitty burger topping.

[Anonymous No.10026891]

>>10010621
>mexicans being educated
You’re cutting off the short bus at this rate lad

[Anonymous No.10027519]

>>10009546
Says the guy using an image from an American tv show.

[Anonymous No.10028124]

>>10011532
High obesity is a sign of prosperity

[Anonymous No.10028157]

How cheap is the food? It seems like if you could takeaway you could get a weeks worth of food from one order.

[Anonymous No.10028192]

Seriously though fuck americans hope they all get nuked. Fuck Trump.

[Anonymous No.10028217]

>>10024470
>fully grown man
>under 200kg

[Anonymous No.10028232]

>Get mad at In-n-Out for suing you for stealing their name
>Make a burger restaurant in anger
Can he get any more SEETHING?

[Anonymous No.10028323]

>>10012529
You live in China?

[Anonymous No.10028375]

>>10016148
Based as fuck..
Says people need to fix themselves. But literally loses profit for the sake of destroying people not much more than animals and who cannot control their addiction. With no remorse.
mad fucking respect

[Anonymous No.10028377]

>>10020746
t.
>L A R D A S S
>A
>R
>Diabetus
>A
>S
>S

[Anonymous No.10028445]

>>10009482
I would eat there ironically. Like, I'd take a friend or three, get double bypasses, fries, and 1-2 shakes to share, and see if the food is even worth finishing.

I have a feeling the food doesn't actually taste that good. I mean, there isn't even any lettuce on the hamburgers. It looks so weird that way.

[Anonymous No.10028460]

>>10028124
A hundred years ago, sure. It also used to be a sign of prosperity to have a pale complexion.
Now it's a sign of prosperity to be skinny and tanned. It means you've got the time to work out and get a tan as opposed to spending all your time making money for Mr. Goldstein.

[Anonymous No.10028513]

>>10020736
>>10018131
yes, except (((they))) are determined to give minorities a controlling interest in how the government functions and then are surprised when it all goes to shit.

[Anonymous No.10028559]

>>10009482
those hamburgers look fucking disgusting

[Anonymous No.10028570]

god i miss these

[Anonymous No.10028617]

>>10028570
That looks absolutely revolting

[Anonymous No.10028618]

>>10028445
lettuce adds nothing to a burger
it's just there, sitting there
fuck that, i want things with some flavour

[Anonymous No.10028805]

>>10009495
That midget had a pretty nice fucking ass.

[Anonymous No.10028830]

>>10020713
>implying that the majority of casualties are going to be these hambeasts and not hardworking soldiers

[Anonymous No.10029766]

>>10010056
Fucking metal

[Anonymous No.10029771]

>>10010123
>agree with me or youre a dumb poopoo head

[Anonymous No.10029946]

>>10015515
>Hooters is literal poison

Oh this guy needs to seriously fuck off.

[Anonymous No.10030088]

>>10011483
that grilled cheese is burnt af

[Anonymous No.10030150]

>fatties eat free

[Anonymous No.10030334]

>>10009495
I thought the waitresses are supposed to be hot.

[Anonymous No.10030357]

>>10030088
> implying burnt grilled cheese isn't ideal

[Anonymous No.10030384]

>>10016148
It's kinda brilliant actually. He knows anyone over 350 is a fat piece of shit that eats way too much, so he lets anyone over 350 pounds eat for free. He knows fatties are gonna fat, so he's killing them off. He knows his food is unhealthy. He knows if someone is super fit and healthy, they'll go there for the novelty, eat a burger and not feel guilty. He knows the ones that eat this crap all the time will continue eating this crap.

[Anonymous No.10030391]

>>10017209
t. Drumpflet

[Anonymous No.10030392]

>>10020699
By that logic, bars and liquor stores shouldn't exist because some people are alcoholics. Just because some people are weak-willed doesn't mean all are.

[Anonymous No.10030423]

>>10021514
you forgot ``orange skinned''

[Anonymous No.10030504]

>>10024470
This is what a 6'1", 212 lbs. man with 10% body fat looks like. I think you might be a fatty.

[Anonymous No.10030543]

>>10022939
vegans utterly and irrevocably BTFO!
how will they ever recover?

[Anonymous No.10030566]

>>10023628
Really made me think

[Anonymous No.10030628]

>>10009482
As a novelty a few do

[Anonymous No.10030639]

>>10030543
>how will they ever recover?
By laughing at mongs like you I would guess
:^)

[Anonymous No.10030673]

>>10017285
Mocking Americans is a meme and is click bait. You are simply fallowing the heard.

[Anonymous No.10030895]

>>10030673
>self caressing the pain of being viewed as the buffoons of the world is soothing

[Anonymous No.10031041]

>>10009495
>ywn be spanked hard by a big black woman

[Anonymous No.10031070]

Italian here

Most devastating burger I've had was one called the "Big Badass Burger"

9oz patty, 3 cheese coated fried eggs, bacon, and instead of buns, on each side there were two cheese toasts
It was pretty good even though I felt I was gonna have a heart attack by the end of it

[Anonymous No.10031074]

This is because Americans do not understand what umami is.

[Anonymous No.10031505]

>>10026626
>pineapple

[Anonymous No.10031512]

>>10028445
If you don't finish they spank you.

[Anonymous No.10032628]

>>10022938
Yeah it's really funny that people think TLC is a channel about understanding and overcoming odds. But in all reality it's just a modern carnival freak show.

[Anonymous No.10032726]

>>10015491
Yeah, heartburn has literally nothing to do with heart disease as well. If the arterial plaque of the meal is going to be the straw that broke the fatty's heart it'll be once gets around to digesting it and the fat hits his bloodstream. So . . . probably in the middle of the interstate.

[Anonymous No.10032774]

>>10018206
>
Kind of. It would have high cholesterol while many forms of vegetable and corn oils have various combinations of saturated/unsaturated/trans/whatever fats, some of which modern nutritionists advise against.

[Anonymous No.10032876]

>>10009666

The single patty is for the normal people who come for the show.

[Anonymous No.10032925]

>>10009482
Had it, was pretty good but it was all gimmick. Now THIS on the other hand...

[Anonymous No.10033619]

>>10024576
im the dickered cat guy, I was raised in spring and I spent my teens in the Tomball area, my best friend worked at Mels back then when it was much better than its current state, that's the style that the Mega Mel comes, a bunch of patties and bacon piled like 2 ft high, also the decorum is the same style, used to get so baked and get a double bacon chzburger from there, shit was massive before they sold out, onion rings were on point with some ranch, they make a mean chicken fried chicken sandwich too, your wedding sounds dank m8

[Anonymous No.10033626]

>>10020714
how about losing some weight and eating healthy food?

[Anonymous No.10033643]

>>10032925
You could've got a better butter burger bicture to illustrate your boint

[Anonymous No.10034346]

>>10014597

Is that stocking?

[Anonymous No.10034407]

>>10033643
Most of the pictures are shit though, because it has the butter already melted. The best is when it's soft but solid.

[Anonymous No.10034485]

>>10020699
That's the idea. The proprietor used to be a personal trainer, but he was so disgusted by the repeated failures of his clients and their succumbing to fast food he decided to give them what they really wanted.

[Anonymous No.10036135]

>>10012552
Okay, that would actually make for a good Twilight Zone episode.
Has that actually happened yet?

[Anonymous No.10036169]

>>10022760
>Some people will always be children and shouldn't have the right to make certain decisions for themselves or their country.
This is "Nanny State Legislation" thinking, a purely political topic as well as philosophical. This might be why someone responded to you with governmental topics.
Telling people they shouldn't have the right to do such and such is a slippery slope that leads to forced sterilization, imprisonment for becoming obese and other ridiculousness that a low IQ person can't see as possible, right away, but education people see as one and the same. It makes no sense there is a sugar tax, a limit on soda sizes but not beer or coffee drink sizes, or to ban texting and driving when the umbrella of "distracted" or "reckless" driving covers every distraction or poor choice behavior. Someone arguing in a vehicle with their children, or even having a radio in the vehicle is just as volatile to cause an accident. People need to make better choices to do their best, but you can't make them make them.

[Anonymous No.10038022]

>u*a

[Anonymous No.10038029]

>>10009727
Why yes it is fellow Texasbro

[Anonymous No.10038041]

>>10036169
>but education people
And you're clearly not one of them.

[Anonymous No.10038407]

>>10011606

[Anonymous No.10038460]

>>10009482
I will be in Vegas next month should I go?

[Anonymous No.10039169]

>>10009482
so this is the power of El Goblino...

[Anonymous No.10039171]

>>10021151
Hey fucker!
The wasps and roads are bigger too.

[Anonymous No.10040769]

>>10009495
epic

[FUCK No.10040805]

>>10009482
yes , but this is actually bullshit

why would you buy a quad if you can buy 4 simple bypass burgers?
They make all them burgers the same

good thing about the place is Fries are free(or at least that was in 2015) , and you can eat free if you weight over 300

[Anonymous No.10041235]

>>10009495
u know, what i find really disturbing about this, is the fact that they serve that big burger, thats clearly all going to the trash, there's people who don't have food

do the other shit, i don't give a fuck if you want to do an obesity-death themed restaurant, i don't care if you have a burguer joint where they give a bj while you eat and you eat free if finish the burger before cuming


but come the fuck on, that burger, that was grotesque

[Anonymous No.10041263]

>>10015912
>I like to think every night he sits with a bottle of jack and a loaded gun, and wonders which to swallow to make the pain of his failure end
>>10023039
>He's the most honest restaraunt owner out there

You are dumb fuckers, he is making mad bucks out of bullying addicted obese shitheads

[Anonymous No.10041452]

>>10009482
Ironically, fat is one of the healthiest things you can eat. The quack medical establishment lied to a whole generation of Americans. The result is that dieting made us a nation of obese diabetics.

http://www.fathead-movie.com/

[Anonymous No.10041587]

>>10041452
I think in history textbooks 60 years from now there will be a section on the Obesity crisis, and it will be singularly blamed on refined sugar, low fat foods.

[Anonymous No.10041597]

>>10041587
I look forward to that day.

[Anonymous No.10042074]

>>10011595
>discuss heart attack grill
>american restaurant for obese people
>they are obssesed becouse they call out muh murica
WOAH

[Anonymous No.10042158]

>>10020746
Yes they do you body positive piece of useless dogshit
t. dumb fuck who ruined his life by being fat

[Anonymous No.10042639]

>mfw

[Anonymous No.10043382]

>>10009482
holy shit. i remember this place. it was a dive in pensacola florida. they closed down before i could stop by.