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Super Spicy Edition

>> No.10014459

>>10014456
why are normies trying so hard to force that meme?

>> No.10014500
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>> No.10014505

>>10014459
its something kids are actually doing
I don't understand why because it doesn't even get you high or anything

>> No.10014537

>>10014459
>>10014505
are you retarded? people are biting them because of the meme that they're secretly delicious. the meme grew from soccer mom concerns that they looked too much like candy and kids would eat them. In a bizarre twist, they spawned a meme making it much more likely for kids to eat them.

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>> No.10014547

>>10014500
why does it matter that honey contains no pollen
dont they filter it out to get the wings and bee shit out

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>>10014537
What's worse is that is from an official video by Hu Hot Mongolian Grill. So businesses are even actively spreading this shit.

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I wonder if adults thought what we got up to 15 years ago was just as ridiculous and stupid as I think kids get into now.

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>> No.10014574

>>10014542
that's fucking retarded. just shave all the corn off ffs.

>> No.10014575

>>10014500
I always wonder what diets of the people who make these sorts of lists is like.

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>> No.10014593

>>10014575
it boggles me that there are people like this, however the video creator was just looking for views, doesn't follow those principals at all.

>> No.10014604

the people that live the longest are on a greek island, and none of them are vegetarians or vegans, just sayin.

>> No.10014605

>>10014578
so is this jack guy legally retarded or just fucking dumb?

>> No.10014607

>>10014500
>media misinformation: the post
Jesus christ.

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>>10014605
Probably just really dumb but borderline retarded

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Can the jack poster not? I mean, at least give the thread a chance before you just dump the same shit we've seen a million times for years.

>> No.10014627

>>10014625

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>> No.10014632

>>10014625
>Avocado bomb
I can tell I'm already going to be upset by this

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>>10014625
No

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>>10014459

>> No.10014708

>>>/wsg/2069402

https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1516436073348.webm

>> No.10014712

>>10014635
I am so aroused right now what is this

>> No.10014713

>>10014581
That guy's a badass. Good for him.

>> No.10014715

>>10014581
That legitimately looks fucking delicious. woulddestroy/10

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>>10014456

>> No.10014721

>>10014708
What is it about women that makes them so shitty at yelling at people
>U GET IT RIGHT THE FIRST TIME!
>*lunges*
>U GET IT RIGHT THE FIRST TIME!
>*walks away*
>U GET IT RIGHT THE FIRST TIME!

>> No.10014725

>>10014719
The way she bites that bugs the fuck out of me.

>> No.10014727

>>10014566
guess I don't need to eat bananas to live

>> No.10014729

>>10014593
Fair enough. I worked at a vegetarian restaurant for a few years. We had a few customers who would send back line item orders of stuff they "couldn't" eat. I imagine there are people out there like that, yet worse. Hyper-hypochondriac sorts of people.

>> No.10014731

>>10014719
pig fucking disgusting
people who put pineapple on pizza are the most disgusting creatures on this plant, in actuality, the whole universe

>> No.10014732

>>10014725
probably from california

>> No.10014735

>>10014578
is he trapped chasing the juicy dragon like some sort of fiend or could he stop and cook things through if he wanted?

>> No.10014737

More tide webms pls

>> No.10014742

>>10014731
pineapple is good

>> No.10014747

>>10014713
You know he's legit because he's part of the one knife Chinese Cleaver master race.

>> No.10014751

>>10014742
it's great! I've even gone to Maui Hwaii's Pineapple fields and tasted them straight off the vine! Absolutely delicious.. and not for putting on Pizza.

>> No.10014753 [DELETED] 

>>>/wsg/2069410
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1516436757889s.jpg

>> No.10014757
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>>10014742
fuck off haole, you dont know shit about pineapples
>>10014751
>pineapples
>vines
you know how i can tell youre lying?

>> No.10014759

>>10014708
>>10014721
I think it's adorable when they do that.

>GET IT RITE THE 1ST TIEM!!
>can't open door the first time

>> No.10014760

>>10014751
>vine
?

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>>10014719
I have no issue with pineapple on pizza but that base/crust/whatever the fuck you want to call it, is tinner than the carboard box and likely tastes even worse than cardboard.

0/10. would not feed to doge.

>> No.10014780 [DELETED] 

>>>/wsg/2069410
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1516436757889s.jpg

commercial pressure cooker malfunction

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>> No.10014792

>>10014537
what the fuck they don't even look like candy. If anything dishwasher tabs look more like some kinda press candy. God damn people are stupid. End it all already

>> No.10014794

>>>/wsg/2069426
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1516437563509.webm

Gordon Ramsay Masterchef Junior.

>> No.10014800

>>>/wsg/2069410
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1516436757889.webm

commercial kitchen pressure cooker malfunction

>> No.10014810

>>10014635
Definitely not the worst he's made.

>> No.10014814

>>10014547
I think it's more saying that a lot of honey sold in stores is fake, and just HFCS with food coloring. But in order to be called "honey" it HAS to actually be honey. If you sold fake honey as real honey, you'd be a very easy target of a false-advertising suit. Which is why KFC gives you "honey sauce" packets. Which do contain SOME honey, just not all of it. The rest is cheap HFCS filler.

>> No.10014827

>>10014731
I think it's pretty gross, too. Way too sweet. Most of the people who like it that I know are women. I wonder if it's mostly a female thing in general. Like Starbucks milkshakes. Little harsh though. They're just sugar addicts.

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>> No.10014843

>>10014757
>>10014760
>tfw knew they grew out of stalks but my retard brain said 'vine' because it sounded better in the sentence.
fucking kill me. but really though the Maui Golds are fucking great.

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>> No.10014853

>>10014843
the go great in a nice slice of 'go 'za

>> No.10014860

>>10014757
>dude I'm an elitist island monkey and I am the ultimate final authority on what goes on pizza lmao

>> No.10014869

>>10014625
Seriously. Shit gets old

>> No.10014874

>>10014500

Pink slime isn't that bad.

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>>10014573

confession: i don't think this would be bad on some crackers.

that flavor combo isn't too alien to me. i grew up eating stuff like this.

>> No.10014881

>>10014836
WHAT THE FUCK

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>> No.10014902

>>10014581
Cringe at all the "positive" bull crap, but those do look pretty tasty.

>> No.10014905

>>10014699
Once they finished I would laugh, shake my head without saying a word, get up and walk straight without paying the bill, and no tip.

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>>10014777
>you will never be this excited to eat food again

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>>10014777
That is the happiest little puppy that I've ever seen. Nice trips, too.

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>> No.10014924

>>10014777
This make me happy and sad at the same time
Happy cause he is a little pupper with the world adoring him
Sad cause I had to put down my doggo after 13 years of love

>> No.10014927

>>10014915
I once had a friend who would dip her burger and fries into McDonalds Milkshakes.
She was not a small girl.

>> No.10014928

>>10014500
>processed foods are processed
WOw! I hAD NO IdEa!

>> No.10014929

>>10014924
I'm sad your doggo is dying. But.
Try putting down your mother. That hurts.

>> No.10014931

>>10014766
more asian cakes eating barbecue please

>> No.10014932

>>10014566
GRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.10014933

>>10014929
Try putting down yourself. Now that hurts.

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>> No.10014937

>>10014725
She's conscious of her lipstick rubbing off.

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>>10014500
>so did we creep you out?

>> No.10014942

>>10014915
Fake and gay.

>> No.10014958

>>10014929
I already had him put down. I cried like a baby the entire ordeal, but I never left until he went

>> No.10014969

>>10014625
Kill yourself

>> No.10014973

>>10014881
newfag

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>> No.10014986

>>10014625
if we agree not to post disgusting shit like your webm anymore im in

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>> No.10015005

>>10014905
like you would walk into anywhere fancier than a mcdonalds in the first place.

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>>10014929
>>10014933
/ck/ webm threads are so toxic

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>> No.10015028

>>10014574
pr sure its making fun of other tasty videos, based on the slow peel back shots that are in a lot of those recipe videos

>> No.10015030

>>10015023
>>10015027
This is some goofus and gallant shit

>> No.10015035

>>10015027
RIP to pajeet's fingers.

>> No.10015036

>>10014581
>shrimp quesadilla
Okay this looks great, this guy had a good idea
>>10014902
>Cringe at all the "positive" bull crap
fuck off mate, I'm not American either, but let that guy do his modest part towards healthier street food

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>> No.10015041

>>10014581
Beef is the best

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>>10014500

>chicken flesh is pink because chickens are fed arsenic

>> No.10015044

>>10014699
How do you eat this? What is it even?

>> No.10015046

>>10014459
because it's the stilysh version of "i want to die so i drink bleach"
bleach is soooooo poor people...

>> No.10015047

>>10015020
>/ck/ webm threads are so toxic
Its the jack posting. It makes anons lose faith in the ability of man to better himself.

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>>10015047
huh maybe it's time we all agreed to some sort of ja/ck/ armistice then just so people could relearn to love things either than juice

>> No.10015082

>>10014846
The douchebag autist in me wants to buy these in mass and break into peoples homes just to lock up all their food. Yes, I could easily just get a chain and padlock their fridge for the same result but where's the fun in that?

>> No.10015086

>>10014905
>walks right home to trailer-park

>> No.10015088

>>10014699
"How do we upstage the Mexicans"
"Leave out the Styrofoam container"

>> No.10015107

>>10015040
that's not pinkie pie

>> No.10015109

>>10014500

meat and oatmeal in a suasage?

why hasn't fit got in on this?

why isn't there a hot dog company that only uses oats?

>> No.10015112

>>10015027
his watch will be his downfall one day

>> No.10015118

>>10014846
Reminds me of when I worked at McDonald's and they had to keep the bacon locked up because employees kept stealing it

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smoking your chicken done up right

>> No.10015131

>>10014632
kek

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>>10014719
people eating with lipstick makes me really uncomfortable

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>>10015139
maybe you should stop watching women eat?

>> No.10015179

>>10015060
>>10015020
anybody got a link of jack on that cooking competition tv show?

>> No.10015191

>>10015107
Skeletor has had it rough man.

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>>10015004
>tfw Cacti specifically evolved to defend against being eaten

>> No.10015212

>>10014814
What's the deal with HCFS. In the EU not everything is loaded with it but you can still get cheap sweetener products like honey. What's the cost difference between extremely cheap honey and "honey sauce"? Is it in basically everything as a sugar replacement?

>> No.10015232

>>10014566
CGI. Also a myth.

>> No.10015233

>>10014622
What's that weird onion cutter he has? That looks snazzy.

>> No.10015236

>>10015233
A slap-chop, a staple of early 2000s infomercials

>> No.10015239

>>10015109
Blood Sausage is already there, senpai.

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>>10014890
>these fucking faggots with their poxy little showing off making food

For his next trick the ICE are gonna make him disappear

>> No.10015245

>>10014699
Are they gonna eat that off a tablecloth? Where are the bowls? What's going on I'm so confused?

>> No.10015253

>>10015233
the Ronco chop-o-matic

>> No.10015263

>>10014575
soy

>> No.10015268

>>10015253
the Acme Touch-n-Chop™

>> No.10015270

>>10014548
>all that extra bullshit for a "vegan" egg
faggots

>> No.10015272

>>10014890
Are these regulated in america? Looks dirty and I've seen ones filthy as fuck.

>> No.10015282

>>10014699
there's something about that woman that makes me so unreasonably angry.

>> No.10015287

>>10015023
>>10015027
What the fuck are they doing? Where are the guards?

>> No.10015288

>>10015023
imagine having to do this for 10 hours a day like paco here.

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>>10014935
>when he shreds it with his hands

>> No.10015313

>>10014548
Can't vegans just eat vegetables instead of fabricating their own shit versions of non vegan products

>> No.10015319

>>10015040
i fell in love with those hands.

>> No.10015326

>>10014994
>That'll be $89,99 plus tip

>> No.10015331

>>10014994
fat is a great fuel source

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>>10014459
why do normies #cut4bieber ?

>> No.10015368

>>10015287
no health & safety regulations means there's no need for guards

>> No.10015376

>>10014757

Is this a sincere post?

Fucking hell.

>> No.10015377

>>10014929
jesus christ man what the fuck

>> No.10015384

>>10015313
Nah most vegans have nostalgia and craving for animal products so they make knockoffs to fight those cravings. Most taste like absolute shit.

>> No.10015392

>>10014974
That big mac looks really good.

>> No.10015394

>>10014500
Lol this webm is full of so much incorrect information that it makes me feel like it's a byproduct of 2004 internet hoaxes but it's probably just made by some old wrinkly vegan to gross out normal humans. Even though it doesn't work.

>> No.10015448

>>10015060
This video triggers the fuck outta me, more than any of his others.

>> No.10015490

>>10014581
that's obviously not his front yard if there are other street food tents there

>> No.10015498

>>10014657
i'm always impressed at how these guys can replicate jamie's set kitchens so well

>> No.10015518

>>10015040
this is retarded but if it gets kids interested in learning how to cook then it isn't so bad

>> No.10015526

>>10014915
you wanna be big,
you gotta eat big.

>> No.10015537

>>10014605
It's a schtick

>> No.10015542 [DELETED] 

>>10014574
I know it's hard to believe, but this really is him trying his best.

>> No.10015549

>>10014605
I know it's hard to believe, but this is really him trying his best.

>> No.10015567

>>10014919
If there's anyone I trust to make just boiled chicken flavorful, it's the chinese

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>>10015526

>> No.10015578

>>10014777

Beagles are fucking nuts about eating, I had one tear open a sealed bag of dog food, eat until he puked, then continue eating

>> No.10015591

>>10015272

Normally a locality will issue licenses to food trucks and stalls permitting their operation, although I'm sure plenty of people put one up without it at the risk of being ticketed or penalized. Generally speaking health codes and regulations in the US are very, very strict.

>> No.10015594

>>10014625
Is everyone really this triggered? Avocado is meme food but this is a nutritionally complete breakfast and is pretty easy.

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>> No.10015604

>>10015518

I don't think it's retarded, it's a simple but common recipe that is easy to make and it was detailed step by step with little flair or dumb extras. If you had to make a step by step video showing how to make cupcakes and frosting it would be pretty much just like that.

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>> No.10015670
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>> No.10015674

>>10014537
I feel like this is a good thing? we need more darwinism

>> No.10015678

>>10014500
>"that's messed up"
duurrr me no think good tell me what to think

>> No.10015687
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>> No.10015690

>>10015687
This is really upsetting

>> No.10015691
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>> No.10015695

>>10014625
Would eat desu, looks tasty.

>> No.10015710

>>10014731

get a life. people were eating hawaiin pizza in the 90s and you're a retarded memer without a brain.

>> No.10015720

>>10014777
me with sips

>> No.10015727
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>> No.10015731

>>10014625
looks good but i would only eat it if someone else made it. its just not worth the trouble

>> No.10015737

>>10015691
I've seen this so many times and I still feel uncomfortable every time.

>> No.10015739

>>10014605
he had a stroke but he was never very clever. I think it's more complicated than that. I think he's likely just a misinformed, dumb fat American idiot, but the sluggishness and lowered motor skills makes him seem so much stupider

>> No.10015753

>>10015727
I can just imagine how much of a stupid fucking shit he looks like off screen, stock in some autistic effeminate pose with an o-face for 3 whole seconds.

>> No.10015755
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>>10015753
seems like a good guess

>> No.10015759
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>>10015727
>no dark souls edit
You had one job, anon.

>> No.10015761
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>>10015710
Not that anon but but that pineapple pizza looks good. And I don't even like it.

However I will continue to post my favorite and the best pizza on the face of the earth.
Garlic broccoli and meatball.

>> No.10015765
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>> No.10015766

>>10015355
>janitor_deletes_a_sip_thread.webm

>> No.10015767
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>> No.10015768

>>10015027
no way this guy still has ten fingers

>> No.10015770

>>10015765
This one is satire

>> No.10015772

>>10015630
>you'll never have a cutie mexican gf to make you tostilocos...

>> No.10015773
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>> No.10015776

>>10015666
Oohh...that's how they make toast.

>> No.10015779

>>10015656
a good choice for food fans

>> No.10015780
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>>10015766

>> No.10015783

>>10015767
The toppings on that pizza are fucked, and the cheese has fallen off and is piled up on the side of the box.

>> No.10015784

>>10015727
Anybody have the you died version?

>> No.10015786
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>>10015784

>> No.10015788

>>10015786
Thanks buddy. You're alright.

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>> No.10015792

>>10015670
the discarded leftovers is what goes in canned tuna

>> No.10015798
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>>10015784
'nother edit

>> No.10015801

>>10015798
I'm sure it will be a hit on 9gag.

>> No.10015802
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>>10014581
Since it's a black guy it's not cultural appropriation I guess

>> No.10015815

>>10014742
Yeah, maybe for your bull to eat before he cum blasts the hell out of your girlfriends mouth.

>> No.10015828

>>10015783
how many times has this guy delivered there if it isn't staged? the fat fuck regular won't care he just needs his grease fix

>> No.10015832

>>10015770
Gee professor

>> No.10015836

>>10015832
don't act like that shit is obvious, motherfucker

>> No.10015837
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>>10015005
>>10015086
Found the Nu Male soyboys that suck their girlfriend's bulls cum out of their stretched out snatches.

>> No.10015841

>>10015394
It's not 'incorrect' as much as it is half-truths. Arsenic was indeed a component in chicken-feed additive a few years ago, but it was intended to kill parasites rather than tint meat; an FDA study revealed that arsenic levels were higher in fed chickens than expected (though not to a harmful degree), but Pfizer stopped sales regardless.

And honestly, most ground-meat products and hot-dogs are made from the worst cuts and leftovers. Even if it's unlikely to make you dangerously ill, you'd be better off eating actual food.

>> No.10015842

>>10015828
He probably just drank the smashed up cheesy slop straight out of the box like drinking broth from a soup bowl.

>> No.10015864

>>10014902
Are you seeing a shrink yet anon?

>> No.10015869

>>10015864
I kinda agree with him, it just seems forced and exploitative. reality tv has utilized this too much, it will never come off as sincere again

>> No.10015870

>>10015869
kys vegan

>> No.10015875

>>10014537
It's not bizarre at all.
It's literally monkey see monkey do.
Americans are too stupid to know any better.

>> No.10015877

>>10015870
what did you mean by this? I like meat

>> No.10015878

>>10015233
The Slipper-Slappers-Cut-Her-Flappers

>> No.10015879

>>10015617
Corn on corn chips with corn on top. Very creative how did you come up with that?

>> No.10015880

>>10015837
>Being this upset and triggered that you project your secret fetish.

Pathetic.

>> No.10015886

>>10015666
What is I don't have a toaster?

>> No.10015888

>>10015870
what the fuck does any of this conversation have to do with vegans

>> No.10015895

>>10015886
Use a pan. Place bread on pan. Make pan hot. Put bread mouth. Chew.

>> No.10015902

>>10015886
duct tape the bread to your car's mufler and drive around the block

>> No.10015918

>>10014777
10/10 would throw tennis balls for

>> No.10015927

>>10015027

>Aeropoostale

>> No.10015935

>>10014581
fuck all the SJW shit but Ive tried this dudes food and its damn tasty, guy knows what to feed hungry and stoned people

>> No.10015971

>>10014902
>cringe to all the positive bullcrap
what's wrong with being positive and sharing the love

>> No.10015984

>>10014625
>people acting like they wouldn't eat it
The SO TASTY Facebook-tier shit that gets slapped on these videos has got to stop though.

>> No.10015990

>>10015880
>secret
oh sweaty. it's obvious that anon wants to be locked in a tiny little chastity cage and forcefed hormones

>> No.10015992

>>10015984
It's stupid. I wouldn't make it in the first place.

>> No.10015997

>>10014542
tasteful satire

>> No.10015998

>>10015935
>sjw shit
>being a racist misogynist transphobic homophobic (((drumpf))) supporter
kys kys KYS!

>> No.10016004

>>10015875
Shut the fuck up, moron.

>> No.10016017

>>10014625
implying it's a single poster

>> No.10016074

>>10015656
This is what happens when you ignore your elders.

>> No.10016093

>>10014902
shut the fuck up honestly

>> No.10016104

>>10014500
wtf I hate fast food now

>> No.10016132

>>10014573
Im so desperate for food right now i would devour this.

>> No.10016136

>>10015773
Or just buy some gloves?
500 of them cost less than 10 bucks.

>> No.10016150

>>10015602
>>10015617
>>10015619
>>10015623
>>10015626
>>10015630
What is the name for this disgusting shit?

>> No.10016155

>>10014548
what a gay fuckin sandwich. and it's only because if the vegan stigma. if it were anything else like pastries or candies made to look like other food items it would be interesting, but for some reason my first thought was "what a fag" with this interesting idea for faux eggs

>> No.10016175
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>>10016017
I am

>> No.10016186

>>10014456
>that soyboy grin at the end there

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>>10015617

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>>10016175
Is it jackposting time?

>> No.10016194

>>10015594
>nutritionally complete
>fat
>fat
>fat
>fat

>> No.10016197
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I love the smell of Ja/ck/ing in the morning
it smells like The Best Sauce You'll Ever Taste

>> No.10016205

>>10015617
>cheesy corn and mayo on the cob
>oh wow I remember having that those were great
>man that looks a little loaded
>okay chile powder, not my thing still good
>why is he adding more chile powder
>why more sauce
>are those doritos
>what the fuck is that
>no god no
What the fuck happened to mexican streetfood in the past 20 years? I can feel my blood pressure rising just watching that shit.

>> No.10016207

>>10014542
i hate that processed cheese. i can not eat it

>> No.10016228
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>> No.10016239

>>10016197
He has to be mentally retarded. There is no way this guy is normal.

>> No.10016249

>>10016190
>unintentionally creates a non-newtonian fluid

Truly the thinking man's cook

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>>10016249
Gotta love the man.

>> No.10016263

>>10015619
>>10015623
these are not that dissimialr to indian chaats

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>> No.10016272

>>10016263
true but it's not the crazy mix of ingredients that grosses me out so much as it is the saltiness.

>> No.10016274
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fresh off the press

>> No.10016284

>>10015798
>>10015727

dumbass here but was ja/ck/ even doing anything wrong here or was the product just shit?

>> No.10016296

>>10016175
>"glove" on the knife hand
fucking mongoloid

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>>10016284
He and gadgets never get along well

>> No.10016305

>>10014919
That's most likely not blood, but myoglobin from the muscles. It's like fake blood that the muscles use to have extra oxygen in a pinch.

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>>10016284
the product is bad, many such cases being reported. Should have been caught in quality control so I don't know if its just crap or if it was developed for very dry eggs.

>> No.10016309

>>10015602

how does he use so much onion on one dish? going by that little tub he would only be able to make like 5 or 6 of these dishes.

is that all he does? 5-6 a day? does he exist on $20 a day?

>> No.10016312

>>10014890
>Completely uneven vegetable toppings
Fucking spic.

>> No.10016315

>>10014708
>leather jacket
i'm not surprised.
i would've thrown hot coffee in her stupid bitch face.

>> No.10016323

>>10014581
Looks more tasy than half the ones they sell here in Mexico, aproved.

>> No.10016324

>>10015174
is that the son he choked?

>> No.10016344

>>10014890
Lol why does he have a shirt from a Jewish fraternity?

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incoming rare j

>> No.10016372

>>10015040
>all that leftover dough
What the hell?

>> No.10016383

>>10014573
>>10014622
>>10014635
What the actual fuck, why are all those ingredients from cans? I mean did he forget that fresh food eixists? It has to be all pickly and full of stabilizers and artificial flavorings.

>> No.10016391

>>10016372
batter

>> No.10016404

>>10015765
would you eat the crust?

>> No.10016412
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>>10016175
What's great about jack is he is monkey see monkey do. He must have seen someone wearing a bag to prevent burning their hands but he forgot the detail that it's the hand handling the food that needs it, not the knife hand, and it just makes him look that much dumber. Does he not even get the concept? Or is he just careless? We will never know

>> No.10016413

>>10016366
Onion apple casserole?

>> No.10016418
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>>10016404
think carefully before answering this question....

>> No.10016423

>>10016418
I don't get it.

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>>10015060
WHAT THE FUCK

>> No.10016426

>>10016150
tostilocos. There is no set recipe but orginally it was basically just a bowl of chips, Japanese peanuts, and vegetables doused in a mixture of chamoy, lime and clamato and it's actually pretty good. However people started adding more and more things until eventually chains and foodcarts started opening up selling things like you see in these webms

>> No.10016428

>>10016155
It because its so much trouble to replicate an egg's taste, even though vegans shouldn't want to taste animal products. If it was to just look like an egg, it would be neat but by trying to replicate an egg's taste the vegans are pushing the "See, you don't NEED meat, our food taste just the same" meme

>> No.10016431

Where do I go for non-shit cooking webms?

>> No.10016434
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>>10016413
apples and sauerkraut casserole recipe, blueberries substituted for junipers

>> No.10016439

>>10014935
Question for the americans, why do you tap the knife on the table before using it, even if it's clean/dry, seen people do it in real life too and made me curious.

>> No.10016467

>>10014902
Hi >>>/r/eddit

>> No.10016468
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>>10016434
>blueberries substituted for junipers
>probably because they kinda look the same
truly unbelievable

>> No.10016471

>>10015027

>tfw everyone's worried about the guards and I'm just wondering why he's doing it in street clothes with no apron, face mask, or hair net

>> No.10016486

>>10014927
i bet she gives amazing head though

>> No.10016497

>>10014791
This makes my teeth hurt just from watching it

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>> No.10016529

>>10016434
Why does he have such a punchable face?

>> No.10016534

>>10014548
i can't eat eggs for non vegan reasons and i'm tempted to try this but i imagine it will be a disappointment

>> No.10016536

>>10016515
jesus why

>> No.10016544

>>10016511
This is not a webum, senpai

>> No.10016553

>>10016511
how long do I wait until it starts moving

>> No.10016554

>>10014622
What is this suppose to even be?

>> No.10016559
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>>10016412
*wipes with hand*

>> No.10016585

>>10015875
Its like Americans do dumb shit, then the rest of the world follows cause they want to be us.

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>>10016515

>> No.10016623
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>>10014791
what did they mean by this?

>> No.10016628

>>10016585
>They hate us
>Because they anus

>> No.10016638

>>10016194
>a piece of bacon
>an avocado
>an egg
>honey sauce on top

that's not nearly as bad as what else I see on this board

>> No.10016639

>>10015780
You can see the earth getting stronger and fiercer with each sip.

>> No.10016641

>>10014657
>no sound
really? fuck off

>> No.10016642

>>10016536
To ensure that the herd is healthy.

>> No.10016647

>>10016641
where do you think you are

>> No.10016671

>>10015129
FUCK!

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>>10015027
So, did anybody else notice the suspiciously dog sized and shaped carcass hanging behind him?

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>>10016686
what the fuck are you talking about, wait... oh shit!

>> No.10016702

>>10015567
Lived in China, can confirm that the food is all flavourless and shit

>> No.10016709

>>10014915
Boy did Richard Spencer get big.

>> No.10016711

>>10015687
Hello, gag reflex!

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>> No.10016745

>>10015004
did he died?

>> No.10016752

>>10015023
holyfuck, how's he not lost a hand?

>> No.10016757

>>10016714

get that fat black bitch to open her cheeks for me and i would toss her salad more than she has ever had sieze-her-salad before.

>> No.10016760
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>>10016515
wtf

>> No.10016774

>>10016515
Its so they can transfer gut bacteria from healthy cows to unhealthy cows. Also for research purposes.

>> No.10016791

>>10016205
it's sour cream on the corn and it's actually good

>> No.10016797

>>10016536
hay bails have little bits of metal from wiring used to keep it together
the guy in the webm was placing a high powered magnet into the cow to collect these bits of metal

>> No.10016860

>>10016714
that midget is actually attractive wtf

>> No.10016971

>>10016745
Sadly he died later of eternal bleeding.

>> No.10016996

>>10016971
>eternal bleeding

>> No.10017004

>>10015212
Yeah, we make a LOT of corn. It's absurd how much corn we have.

>> No.10017011

>>10014757
I always used to wonder why Hawaiians are so fat, then I got stationed there and find out this is what they eat for breakfast lunch and dinner. A shame the Dole army didn't wipe out your kind.

>> No.10017014

>>10016996
His suffering never truly ended.

>> No.10017108

>>10016515
Because Event Horizon was a real story and we are all living in hell.

>> No.10017110

>>10016757
She got ran over in the chaos of the Vegas shooting last year.

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>>10015043
THAT'S MESSED UP!!!

>> No.10017444

>>10014935
How much fucking sauce do you need?

>> No.10017455

>>10014500
>Hot dogs are filled with a goopy blend of the following: Meat trimmings, fat, cereal filler
That's all completely appropriate for food, unironically what's the problem?

>> No.10017467

>>10017444
nothing was unreasonably sauced tho

>> No.10017521

>>10016269

pava bateta is legit shit yo, am indian, can coroborate

>> No.10017530

>>10017521

THE SHIT*

>> No.10017636

>>10017521
>pava bateta is legit shit yo,
>am indian,
kek, poo in food.

>> No.10017638

>>10016641
Tell that to Hiroshimoot

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>>10017636

>> No.10017767

>>10015201

A gifs just not the same without the autistic screaming.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PHSJCMkUa9Y

>> No.10017802

>>10015687

Ive never understood how places like this "Macaroon Parlor" can even do enough business to stay open. People like those meme cookies enough to support a shop devoted to making only those?

>> No.10017873

>>10014459
>normies
>not literal shills

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>>10016714
>that midget

>> No.10017884

>>10015802
leave

>> No.10017915

>>10016996
Some say hes still bleeding to this day.

>> No.10017921

>>10015282
What woman? stop being a retard

>> No.10017949

>>10014836
This person should be shot.

>> No.10018059

>>10016274
fuck you I was getting in the zone

>> No.10018203

>>10016638
>fat
>fat
>fat
>simple sugars

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