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Anything food related but preferably less Tasty or Jack shit.

>> No.10051465

That is some god damn dedication right there.

>> No.10051524
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He has a whole channel where he makes tons of stuff like that.

>> No.10051530

Requesting Jack and/or Tasty webms.

>> No.10051544

>japanese cooking
pfffttt thats just hong shao rou done badly and with some gratuitous steps added

>> No.10051566

Hey OP, this isn't WEBMs, but it's the best food channel on youtube. shitty production values, but he has more knowledge than eight chef johns. all of the recipes of his that i've made are incredible. this bourguignon video is a fucking masterclass.

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>> No.10051602

Why the fuck is he doing this and how the fuck is he doing this.
Imagine if had a little tiny human that lives there.
Would be funny.

>> No.10051649

That's actually pretty sad, really. It's like a little girl playing with a doll house. This grown man reminds me of the sad old foamers who play with model trains in their retirement.

>> No.10051665

That looks like a big slop of shit

>> No.10051673

Fuck you, fag, trains are cool.

>> No.10051678
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Most of the nutrients are in the bones so you want to eat the whole fish.

>> No.10051684


>phallic objects arouse me!

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>> No.10051692

M8, if your dick looks like a steam locomotive I recommend you see a doctor.

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>that video is nearly 8 years old
No. I refuse.

>> No.10051720

Good job proving my point about how foamers behave like autistic children. Now can we not do this here. Please stay in your containment board. >>>/n/

>> No.10051741

looks like william shatner's spoken word career didn't pay off after all

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You're the one foaming at the mouth because people like a thing you don't.
But yes, back to food posting.

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>> No.10051813

honestly the tiny cooking is very arousing

>> No.10051860

Ah, the big slop of shit fountain, just what I wanted at my wedding reception.

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>> No.10051958

>take thing
>put it on rice
wow ingenious

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You wouldn't eat an Anime, would you?

>> No.10052008
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Anime is gross.

>> No.10052012

I want to fuck that cake

>> No.10052063

Seems like a waste of wagyu tenderloin.

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>> No.10052169

>heh that's just chink shit with fancier steps done better
wow you sure know your japanese culture! tell us more!

>> No.10052179

why is Jeb! trying to sell me a blender
does he blend his guac?

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>not posting the superior version.

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It is his goal in life to blend everything.

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>> No.10052256

hey guys

how do I make these cool webm thingies?

I really want to get into this whole 4chan thing

>> No.10052263
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Google webm for retards.

>> No.10052274

>all natural material found in food
that's a complicated way to say "cinnamon" or Macha

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Gaki no Tsukai is the greatest thing ever.

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>> No.10052373

two nukes weren't enough

>> No.10052392

A sixty ton angel falls to the earth...

>> No.10052418
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More tiny food.

>> No.10052432

'go 'lete

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a classic, but good webm.

>> No.10052445

2 cups of baking powder in each omelette?

>> No.10052464

What are talking about, this is prime example of us converting them to cow and chicken in place of eating whale and dolphin.

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>> No.10052470

Oops, meant this for

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>> No.10052506

Jeb! finally finds his calling

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>> No.10052532

Jeb is a mess.

unrelated. just saw this at >>>/wsg/2080683

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>> No.10052553

Remember when SNL was funny?

>> No.10052557



It's been a long long time.

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>> No.10052677

knee deep in the eggs

>> No.10052701
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Tiny food.

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I'm just making more tiny food ones unless someone wants something more interesting before I get too drunk.

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>> No.10052882

your mom is gross

>> No.10052885

My mom is dead.

>> No.10052896

Even more gross. Old gross dead bitch

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Thanks, I've been working out.

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You have a good night sir.

>> No.10052946

No ja/ck/ = I'm OUT!

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I'm amazed we've gone this long without them.

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>> No.10052965

I'm enjoying them

>> No.10052975
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>> No.10053004

Mildly upset

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>> No.10053199

So it's either
>a skit
>guy visiting west coast from east again
>guy that had a stressful day and eats to heal the pain

>> No.10053209

I'm surprised they haven't added cheese to their desserts

>> No.10053218

This guys trying to look cool while almost making something decent. Was on board with everything but the pile of large salt and the 3 sauces

>> No.10053229

I enjoyed that

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>> No.10053242

Christ that's obnoxious.

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>> No.10053259

Is frosting the /ck/ version of hotglue?

>> No.10053271

Why do they cover their mouths like that when they eat, are they going to puke?

>> No.10053419

I understand testing the blender but drinking it?

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Aaah, I remember.

>> No.10053562

Was that a Doki Doki Literature Club joke?

>> No.10053597

Ohh man for some reason that brought back some crazy blast from the past memories. I am a fan of the shitty harmless practical joke on the grounds that life should not be taken to seriously. One time when I was wooing a woman I told her i'd come over and make tacos she was excited. I took the first tortilla from the pack and punched out 6 tiny tortillas with a shotglass and did them the same as the other tacos just tiny. I served those first and she was super confused then thought it was funny after I actually showed the real tacos. Cooking can get you laid man. Now I am kinda sad. Not because I don't get laid, but because I don't do that shit anymore. Life needs more whimsy. Fucking nostalgia.

>> No.10053611

Or he just got out of prison.

>> No.10053635

Cute. I'm going to try something like this with my daughter when I next have her. Can't get a stove that looks like a real stove, but I'm sure I can jigger up something suitable.

>> No.10053639

>"Thanks, but could you split it up equally onto plates please?"

>> No.10053652

this actually makes the most sense

>> No.10053667

In formal clothes?

>> No.10053995

i don't see what's so special

>> No.10054010

When you get out of jail, you're returned the clothes you were wearing when you went in. People often wear suits to court.

>> No.10054013

what's this, i need a recipe

>> No.10054049

its abalone and some sort of bechamel

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>> No.10054074

Man I can't believe "will it blend" is still going

>> No.10054112

This is peak banter

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>> No.10054162

His salt got wet.

>> No.10054273

I can only assume he lost a bet and had to do this.

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Touhou isn't anime, you uncultured pigs.

That much vinegar can't possibly be safe.

It's a "skit"

>> No.10054317

Nah, they just beat the eggwhites. It's essentially a soufflé.

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>> No.10054331

Once they finished I would laugh, shake my head without saying a word, get up and walk straight out without paying the bill, and no tip.

>> No.10054344

i hope these chefs are pleased to know the life they live is a fucking lie

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>> No.10054395

Trying to copy omelettes from Mont saint-michel and failing miserably in typical nip fashion.

>> No.10054401

Oh I was just thinking to myself I could sure go for a webm of faggots cookin up a big goddamned slop of shit.

>> No.10054415

I made this the other day it was good.

>> No.10054417


rick stein in india. very good series.

>> No.10054444

That's pretty impressive.

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>> No.10054484

Finally a restaurant for manlets

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>> No.10054510 [DELETED] 

is it okay if I pay in bubble money

>> No.10054515

more like this.
i miss stuff like this

>> No.10054518

>I miss this week old webm

just be glad we aren't ja/ck/ing today

>> No.10054521

That'll be $249 plus gratuity, sir. You're welcome.

>> No.10054529

Can't even begin to imagine how bad the reflux was from all that vinegar.

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>> No.10054543

how many grams of salt did he ingest that day? safe to say this probably was one of the shittier days in his life

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this should cover it

>> No.10054570

how do people not remember these videos? are you this new to the internet?

>> No.10054574

it's a japanese branch of the fucking restaurant in mont saint michel you dumb namedropping faggot. no one is impressed that you can make a connection

>> No.10054599

filename should be 'your moms bedroom'

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>> No.10054623

this guy annoys me

>> No.10054628

I am into this

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>> No.10054639

If you don't like actual cooking then go back to your buzzfeed webms you tosspot

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>> No.10054675

>Don't breathe this!

>> No.10054688

Its part of the vids some fancy Japanese restaurant makes on Youtube (the one with the strawberry processed for 2 days to make another strawberry. This uses all parts of the crab. TOKYOGASTRONOMY is what its called.

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>> No.10054693

Reading comprehension, anon.

>> No.10054695

this is so infuriating

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>> No.10054750

Go take that shit to a /gif/ gore thread.

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>> No.10054779

I have seen this exact comment before.

>> No.10054782

I'd stand up, walk out, and call the health department.

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>> No.10054792

>not spelling it "rove" at the end

trash webm, delet

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>> No.10054796


What's the point of boiling the pork belly if you're going to brown it afterwards and then simmer it again?

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That's some nice gabagoo

>> No.10054824

tenderisation/purging odours

>> No.10054832

That thing looks like the elephants foot from chernobyl

>> No.10054839

I hate the very concept of this. Every ingredient is better off elsewhere. What a fucking monstrosity. I can't even fathom who actually sat down and conceived this abomination. Who could have possibly thought that these things should be prepared like this? A truly sick mind had to imagine this. But who were they? What horrors did they experience to push them into birthing this contradiction of all that is good? Do people think about this? Is it desired? Do people plan their day around enjoying this? How could anyone look upon this and think "What a terrific idea!"? It's disgraceful, and I can't believe I have to share this Earth with not only the monstrosity itself, but the demons in human skin who enjoy it. I hope whoever invented this enjoys the constant burn of hellfire.

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>> No.10054856

This. I don't care how many women frequent this board, trains will always be cool.

>> No.10054860
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Ever heard of the British Empire?

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>> No.10054869

so basically inviting the board to post only tasty and jack

you aren't very smart, are you?

>> No.10054878

>170 posts in and there's barely any tasty or ja/ck/ compared to normal

you aren't very smart, are you?

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don't you dare call me stupid again

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>> No.10054971

>over 27 flavors
So, 28.

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>> No.10055090

You're here forever

>> No.10055098

was this made by a teenage girl or something?

>> No.10055100

>remove from oil once they puff up and float to the surface
>"lol nope let's leave them in there for a few hours to soak up all they can"

>> No.10055108

the ultimate office gadget

>> No.10055112

Yes. Notice the "adult supervision" tags flashing every now and then.

>> No.10055130

That's sand, not salt.

>> No.10055161

retarded and gay

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>> No.10055227

>things women will NEVER understand

>> No.10055234

this is awful but it's still way easier to follow than any tasty video

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>> No.10055426

I tried tapping for sound and nothing happened.
Someone else has the same problem?

>> No.10055455

more like 400 actually

>> No.10055481

>get instant and immediate diarrhea

Indian "cuisine".

>> No.10055490

what porno is this?

>> No.10055492

Most boards don't allow sound, newfriend.

>> No.10055497

I don't care what you say, or how professional you are, there is no need to own that many knives. Some of which I'm sure cost hundreds of dollars.

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>> No.10055523

why fuck more than one girl?
you'll understand it when you're older, sport

>> No.10055534

>British """"food""""
>Literally just soggy bread served with Gelato

>> No.10055547

>American """""humor"""""""
>literally pretending to be an obtuse retard

>> No.10055581

>drown bread in fat and sugar
>wa la

>> No.10055595

What about the tip?

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>> No.10055639

>Ok, that's nice, but where's my food?

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>> No.10055653

Right there on the table you blind piece of shit.

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>> No.10055679

how do you even go about eating that? just pop it and hope it doesn't crumble everywhere?

>> No.10055719

Am I wrong if I think its raw?

>> No.10055732

Soy and sugar as the overwhelming flavour ... what refinement.

>> No.10055737

i-is this Jack?

>> No.10055742

it can't be, that pizza looks good

>> No.10055758

It is generally a bad idea to inhale liquids.

>> No.10055766

I firmly believe that 'deconstructed' is the worst word in the entire culinary lexicon.

>> No.10055770

I feel like this subconsciously belongs in a Hannibal lecter scenario

>> No.10055783

the best woodfire pizza you'll ever taste

>> No.10055796

Yeah. It's not like they put it together and pull it apart again. They just give you the constituent components. "Incomplete" would be a more appropriate word.

>> No.10055861

Va nineteeeeeen dot com, click

>> No.10055872

they put oil

>> No.10055926

Well technically I think it was made BY an adult. It was just made FOR literal children. It's a bonus feature on an MLP DVD.

>> No.10055928

Are they trying to summon a succubus?

>> No.10055975

Why the selfie mid-meal. God, women are so indifferent.

>> No.10055976

That's fucking stupid, is that Jack? It's probably Jack, right?

>> No.10055990

Absurdity for absurdity's sake is so infuriating to me. There's no way anybody actually enjoys that shit. Somewhere in America some cunt just forced himself to drink a cheeto milkshake and proclaims to his friends how "delicious" it was so he doesn't look like an absolute retard for spending $12.00 on something that was destined to be disgusting

>> No.10056003

If that's what you're attempting to serve people as food for $200/person, you deserve to be shut down.

>> No.10056005

yes it's chef jack, I've the full video

>> No.10056013

It's still food you waste of an ejaculate.

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>> No.10056042

Post some more Rick Stein. I got into him after these were all posted a couple threads back and I now love him. Who are some other documentarians I should watch if I like him?

>> No.10056060

>using a mandolin that fast with no hand guard
Literally my biggest fear in life

>> No.10056067

Pointless. Why do I care if they cut the meat in the back or at my table?

>> No.10056068

It bothers me how 4chan shifted from a community for people with dorky hobbies to a community that bullies people with dorky hobbies. Fuck off plebbit normalfags.

>> No.10056070

what is the point if that doesn't enhance the flavor?

>> No.10056078

>enjoying food is now a skit

>> No.10056087

>throw plate on ground
>bus boy comes out with a rake
People in "high cuisine" are so disconnected from reality, it's fucking insane. This retard just served up a plate of yard waste. And that retard paid for it.

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>> No.10056101

>someone paid hundreds of dollars to eat leaves and ants

>> No.10056128

It doesn't get much better than spaetzle with friend onions and bacon.

>> No.10056135

Huh, that scene from American Dad made me think spatzle was just the german word for s'mores, not some other entire dish

>> No.10056159

i hate horsefuckers so fucking much

>> No.10056163

His recent one about Mexico was pretty interesting, I think it's called Road to Mexico. French Odyssey is comfy too, they just rent a canal boat and potter about France.

>> No.10056179

It keeps cooking even when off the heat. Done on the pan means overcooked on the plate, at least with omelette type dishes.

>> No.10056186

You realize its just for plating right? And that the dish is composed of 4 little dishes made from traditional autumn ingredients.

I know americans struggle with finesse and quality, but sometimes it just gets sad

>> No.10056199

in what european country exactly is eating leaves considered a sign of quality finesse?

>> No.10056206

Any other people to look into once I finish all of Rick Stein's stuff? I don't know, like, anything about the more traveloguey stuff. And I honestly don't know much about cooking shows outside of Food network either.

>> No.10056208

It's called a salad. Should try eating one at some point you obese fuck.

>> No.10056209

It's a silly presentation, but you don't eat the leaves anon.

>> No.10056220

heh touche

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>> No.10056249

>Bonus feature on MLP DVD
further proof that bronies are pedophiles

>> No.10056256

Keith Floyd is the old school food travel dude, getting drunk and fucking up recipes. There's even an episode with a young Rick Stein who he keeps calling Nick.
James Martin has a good series going around America eating cakes.
You might like the Hairy Bikers, though some people find them kinda annoying, they've made a shitload of series.
Gordon's Great Escape is interesting to see Ramsay a bit out of his depth with cuisines he doesn't really know.

>> No.10056283

>being this stupid

American education everyone

>> No.10056302

>reddit spacing

what's the highest number dicks you have had in your ass at one time?

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>> No.10056370
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>> No.10056383
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>> No.10056405

What the fuck is wrong with Germany?

>> No.10056412
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>> No.10056418

The fuck is this shit. How the fuck do I eat it you fucking cunt?

>> No.10056436

I genuinely want these

>> No.10056446

They're a deafeated nation and have never quite gotten over it unless to let a bunch of islamics in and that's how they think that they will be special once again.

>> No.10056449
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It's a sweet yorkshire pudding. In Britain we tend to make them savory and use beef dripping instead of oil/butter

>> No.10056451

>not a thing in germany at all
i guess they just use rnd names to make things look more interesting.

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Well at least we made it through the night before the fucking Tasty dumper showed up.

>> No.10056506

>Unironically using the phrase 'reddit spacing"

kys, fgt

>> No.10056510

I also made that webm, so fuck you buddy

>> No.10056521

whilst i think its sacrilege using croissants rather than stale bread................you need to try it dude, its a great pudding

>> No.10056522

this actually tastes pretty good, but it does not need that much fat and sugar.

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Well I made you when I fucked your mom

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not sure if handicapped or just clowning for the customers

>> No.10056549

Dude's from Yorkshire, they have to maintain their butter and sugar levels or they decompose.

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Nigga you owe me birthday presents

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Ask your whore mother who I pay child support to.

>> No.10056565

>TFW symmetry is not overrated
This is like the polar opposite of that one ocd triggering video

>> No.10056568

this frying pan is autism

>> No.10056583

Never understood this. Aren't you supposed to use the rendered fat from the meat to cook everything else? This seems retarded and unnecessary.

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>> No.10056605

If it's a fast food joint then no. They don't have a choice and for the shit that they're getting paid why it should matter to them?

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>> No.10056619

Pancake Reimu is cute! CUTE!

>> No.10056621

This is what I was going to say. Besides the beans there's no reason to separate any of that shit out, the only reason you would usually do it is if you didn't have a big enough pan to do it all at once (like if you were cooking for a bunch of people).

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>> No.10056643

That looks like someone's personal kitchen, not a fast food joint.
Pretty sure a fast food place would just have a flat top in any case, not a retarded compartmentalized unitasker pan

>> No.10056648

The pan of retards is aimed exclusively at students, it's not meant as a serious kitchen appliance

>> No.10056650

I've been saying it was staged for months and none of you burn out retards believed me.

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>> No.10056672

am I a degenerate for wanting to try this?

>> No.10056687

you guys realize dutch is not the same as german, right? I doubt this is even a thing in the Netherlands, probably some american made up thing

>> No.10056698

they'd be better off with a normal pan

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top heh

>> No.10056713

You would be correct. Also see: German Chocolate Cake

>> No.10056724

do britbongs really...

>> No.10056743

But you could also use it as a bento box.

>> No.10056782

It's a gimmick product that maybe a dozen people bought for a their college student bros.

>> No.10056800
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Really just any big spring green works. The stuff at the end is a bit of sugar and powdered dried fish or scallop roe.

>> No.10056829

if you're to stupid to get it open, you don't deserve it

>> No.10056838

No, you can even see the uncooked runny egg on the plate, that should be illegal.

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>> No.10056883

You boil the meat/fat/skin for chicarron before frying it.

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>> No.10056905

seems to be some oriental courtesy thing. which is weird because the eating habits always seem to be "extreme" they either cover their mouths like in that webm or they eat like pigs with smacking and slurping noises and open mouths

>> No.10056988

I always thought you were supposed to brown the sausages first, then boil them, then give them a quick sear once out.

>> No.10057017

I don't think big-ass handles or cast-iron are indicitive of a bento box, but sure go for it if you want to look like a mong.

>> No.10057048

enjoying food means you're a maniac? nice

>> No.10057068

fuck you

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>> No.10057081

>What the fuck is going on in the break room?

>> No.10057145

No wonder the UK is so fat.

>> No.10057148

Famed culinary education Seth MacFarlane cartoon American Dad

>> No.10057160

absolutely disgusting

>> No.10057177

>constantly opening the oven, removing tray and placing foods at different times throughout cooking
Again, why not use a simple cast-iron pan for this?

>> No.10057225

That's pretty crazy, I'd love to see if the sort of uneven cook alters how the dough is in different parts of the bite.

>> No.10057260

Not only that, the recording implies he pulls the stuff out of the oven, then cuts stuff up when he could have prep it while standing around peacocking for the camera. What a complete useless cunt, how do you fuck up cooking so bad.

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>> No.10057412

Whoever gets the chip made out of the poos hand wins.

>> No.10057421

What's even funnier about it is that they were invented ~80 years ago in Seattle and have absolutely nothing to do with either Germans or the Dutch.

>> No.10057463

Those 'eyebrows' ...

>> No.10057485

>Hey bud, you see that last bit in the bowl that you wasted? Yea ... that's why you aren't getting a raise.

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This is the Islamic version of this.

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>> No.10057926

thanx for these

>> No.10057947

watch the webm he's refering to and look at the top right corner

>> No.10057975

what's the point of making this

they probably spelled deutsch wrong

>> No.10057987

I know this one well but it's worthless without sound. At least you tried.

>> No.10058019

That was named for the last name of the person who developed it.

>> No.10058063

this just shows how segregation is harmonious ,as each food group remains contained within their borders, but when everything is combined it won't take long to turn into a steaming pile of shit and that will be the end of it all.

>> No.10058076

another win for #viral_marketing

i'm in love!

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