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/ck/ - Food & Cooking


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>> No.10059387

>>10059381

Seeing as the head is already cut off, must be the death throes of the corpse. Must take a lot of skill and nerves to be able to cut through that.

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>> No.10059478

>>10059444
Still would.

>> No.10059482

>>10059381
What kind of fish is that?

>> No.10059485

>>10059482
a dead one

>> No.10059486

>>10059478
Punch her in the face? I would as well.

>> No.10059560

>>10059482
Looks like a tuna

>> No.10059656
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You wouldn't eat an Anime, would you?

>> No.10059707

>>10059656
what a ridiculous assumption

>> No.10059716

>>10059656
that guy draws better in pancake batter than most people on DA

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>> No.10060214

>>10059457
I've always wanted to try this

>> No.10060221

Thats a fucking professional right there. I do a shit job filleting fish even when it's fully dead

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>>10060194
nice noodles

>> No.10060228

>>10059482
I want to say a very fresh tuna but it's pretty small

>> No.10060248

>>10059444
>Fermat's

>> No.10060285

>>10060228
Might be a skipjack tuna?

>> No.10060519

>>10059381
he's cute

>> No.10060781

>>10060194
>one day our dishbitch was examining the tubing running to and from the dishwasher and thought to himself, why can't these tubes be pasta? and that's how the dish was born.
>that'll be $300 + tip sir

>> No.10060795

>>10059404
how the fuck does he get out of there without breaking the eggs?

>> No.10060799

>>10060795
he can't leave until he sells out or at least sell enough to make a clear path out of there.

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>> No.10060857

>>10059656
Fortunately, Reimu isn't anime, so it's okay

>> No.10060874

>>10060799
well shit, no wonder he's so surly

>> No.10060889

>>10060819
What is this cooking technique called?

>> No.10060928

>>10060889
Extreme faggotry

>> No.10060942

>>10059408
Why does this get posted? There is nothing interesting going on.

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>> No.10061091

>>10060795
I could almost swear I have seen this posted before. Sometimes it feels like I am stuck on the Event Horizon or something.

>> No.10061095

>>10061091
it's a meme response to that webm. lurk more. and remember you're here forever.

>> No.10061275
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>> No.10061314

Anybody have those webms of that fancy Japanese crab cooking?

>> No.10061317

>>10060942
because it is the only time the Italians have developed something that doesn't require minimal effort. But I would guess that it is done to minimize effectiveness so that they don't have to do more work. In the part of the world where sloth is still regarded a deadly sin we use a double handled knife if we need to cut a cheese wheel by hand.

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>>10061091
>twice

>> No.10061373

>>10061275
Think about that big sloppy oily poop that's gonna poke out of her powdered little balloon knot after consuming all those steaks (I'm imagining it being powdered *sniggers*)

Mouth is watering Imagining the whole thing sliding into my gaping lips, the undigested oils dripping off and down my face. The first bite, oh that first bite would be amazing. I can Just imagine it being packed as tight as a Vienna sausage but bigger, stickier, and most definitely stinkier!

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>>10061373

>> No.10061406

>>10061373
someone please kill it with fire.

>> No.10061426

>>10059408
God just use a sword or something.

>> No.10061434

>>10061373
ah what the hell, have a (you)

>> No.10061498

>>10059457
that looks beyond terrible

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>>10059656
Not even a cute shmup gril.

>> No.10061547

>>10061338

This looks super disgusting and I want one.

>> No.10061560

>>10059444
looks like Melania.

>> No.10061579

>>10061059
noice

>> No.10061658

>>10059381
why does it move so much even though its dead? was it recently killed and having death spasms or something?

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>> No.10061742

>>10059656
nani?!

>> No.10061751

>>10060889
ruining a knife

>> No.10061762

>>10061373
Can we just ban Indian ISPs?

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>> No.10061806

>>10061765
Jack better fucking be satire.

>> No.10061821

>>10060194
meme dish

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>> No.10061842

>>10061338
oh no

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>> No.10061850

>>10061833
what the fuck are you supposed to do with the rest of the meat?
shit's retarded

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>>10061806
Hehehehe... nope!

>> No.10061852

>>10061694
why they using a fucking goblet for the wine

>> No.10061859

>>10061843
>cheese

>> No.10061873
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>>10059457
why?

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>> No.10061902

>>10059381
reminds me of that mexican young guy getting flayed alive for 5 mins after they decapitate his father

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>>10060222
nice trips

>> No.10061922

>>10061852
There's a satyr on the tablecloth and a dragon head or something early in the video too, they're probably goths

>> No.10061926

>>10059457
Soccer mom cuisine.

>> No.10061947

>>10059716
Not to mention that it is upside down and backwards from the end result

>> No.10061963 [DELETED] 

>>10061850
https://i.4cdn.org/gif/1517250667159.webm

>> No.10061992

>>10061902
i wander how many men that man dismembered/disemboweled before being shown on video

>> No.10062022

>>10061765
good knife technique

>> No.10062047

>>10059457
>all that mozzarella

>>10061926
Kek, this

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>>10061963

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>>10061911
nice nubs

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>>10061849
Maybe if he cut the bottom of the potato for more stability he would not look so retarded. Also you can cut the potato in half.

>> No.10062106

>>10059457
ah yes, who doesn't have 3 cups of rotisserie chicken on hand at all time

>> No.10062114

>>10061275
>Le fake eat-a-lot girl

>> No.10062125

>>10061338
that looks utterly disgusting

I'll take 3

>> No.10062131

>>10060194
Always wondered what happened to that guy from the sopranos

>> No.10062137

>>10059656
>2hu
>anime
more like Sonic the Hedgehog-tier "made my original character" autism.

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>>10062114
>le more-for-you

>> No.10062228

>>10061338
>Oh cool comes with a side of fries
>What's this? Cheesy fries!
>spongebobohnoohyes.webM

>> No.10062381

>>10062140

What would posses a woman to eat 15 Big Macs?

>> No.10062406

>>10062381
I think there's something wrong with her where all the food she eats instantly falls out of her ass while only a negligible amount of nutrition is getting absorbed

>> No.10062421

>>10062381
women binge eat when they are "depressed" aka chad and his friends aren't fucking her on the daily with their 9 inch cocks

>> No.10062447

>>10059404
Imagine if I just came and punched all of those eggs

>> No.10062451

>>10062447
How's highschool going?

>> No.10062454

>>10062421
>>>/r9k/

>> No.10062512

>>10061091
I could almost swear I have seen this posted before. Sometimes it feels like I am stuck on the Event Horizon or something.

>> No.10062530

>>10062447
Poo in the loo ultra giga egg chad would beat you to death with a 1200 degree fry pan filled with oil.

>> No.10062536

>>10061806
dude jack is actually physically retarded.. don't get mad at him.

>> No.10062538

>>10059381
Growing up, filleting live fish was never this bad. The body never moved after the head was cut off. But of course after you cut the heads off, the fish always continued screaming and flopping their fins.

>> No.10062548

>>10061963
but why?

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>>10061373

Seek help

>> No.10062555

>>10061843
why? Why would someone do this?

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>> No.10062617

>>10062512
I could almost swear I have seen this posted before. Sometimes it feels like I am stuck on the Event Horizon or something.

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>>10061963

>> No.10062694

>>10061338
Awesome start, stuffs that Buffa roll, then French fry hash. I hate wops sometimes.

>> No.10062814

>>10061852
Why not?

>> No.10062826

>>10059404
So what is this eggibred?

>> No.10062849

>>10062559
What happened? The oil spilled when he dropped the fries in?

>> No.10062863

>>10062849
I think so. It looks like it bubbles over the side

>> No.10062878

>>10059408
what the FUCK you watch this whole thing building up to the cheese being beautifully split into 2 pieces and it GIVES YOU FUCKING BLUEBALLS

>> No.10062991

>>10060889
Ja/ck/ing

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>>10062878

>> No.10063065

>>10063049
I was hoping someone would post the superior cheeseman. Thank you.

>> No.10063079

>>10059444
haha. I'm gay, so thats as easy A in that class.

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>> No.10063136

>>10059457
that presentation is shit, the buns would be soggy as fuck.

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>>10063132

not a food or cooking webm, but damn

>> No.10063192

>>10060889
Failure, much like this thread

>>10061852
Why not? If I shelled out for a decent one I would want to use it.

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>>10062538
>the fish always continued screaming
jesus fuck what

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>>10063177
Regardless of the board. Ass is always related.

>> No.10063273

>>10059381
night of the living dead

>> No.10063288

>>10063240
who is this? pls

>> No.10063293

>>10059408
sorry for the ignorance but what kind of cheese is this?

>> No.10063301

>>10062381
Desire for attention

>> No.10063302

>>10063079
wtf I dont care lol

>> No.10063317

>>10063293
Probably parmesan or pecorino

>> No.10063319

>>10059381
Is he gonna be okay?

>> No.10063330

>>10062137
completely agree, the art and characters in those games sucks balls, i dont know how they get so much fanart even if the game itself is pretty decent

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>>10059408
>>10063049
just use a katana

>> No.10063344

>>10063240
Dude, I need to know.

>> No.10063361

>>10061765
oh god my eyes

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>>10063341
Nah.

>> No.10063390

>>10062559
lol moar of this

>> No.10063396

>>10062849
water from the frozen potatos more hot oil: instant combustion

>> No.10063440

>>10061850
They used it all, anon, you can see the empty bowl.

>> No.10063481

>>10061338
Alright. Where can I find this?

>> No.10063485

>>10063384
I feel the each arm is screaming "fuck this, fuck this" as they spin eternally in place.

>> No.10063495

>>10061833
Might be the stupidest recipe I've ever witnessed in my life.

>> No.10063496

>>10063389
nani

>> No.10063520

>>10062406
bulimia

>> No.10063561

>>10059408
molded 1000 times

>> No.10063563

>>10060819
fucking ja/ck/

>> No.10063572

>>10061338
fuckin' A i want this

>> No.10063573

>>10060194
Memefood makes me irrationally angry. I dig food science, and making transparent macaroni for the sake of an experiment is cool but the thought of some uppity twats paying an exuberant fee for something that could could be a middle-school biology project is just retarded

>> No.10063583

>>10062849
yep, it bubbled over
and then he throws water on an oil fire

>> No.10063589

>>10059444
guy looks like branden fraser

>> No.10063593

>>10060194
>people are literally eating plastic these days
goddamn

>> No.10063594

>>10063485
This. The robots aren't gonna take over shit, they'll all end up killing themselves to escape the misery of their dead end jobs. Poor fellas will be just like us

>> No.10063665

>>10059482
Some sort of jack, judging by dorsal and anal fins. Definitely not a tuna or mackerel as there are no visible finlets or caudal keel.

>> No.10063677

>>10062559
What a fucking douche bag. Jesus Christ.

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>> No.10063784

>>10061658
nerves can still have spasms on contact

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>>10059408

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>>10063330
Its because of the shitty art that they get so much fan art. It allows the fans to imagine prettier versions of the simple designs presented by Zun. Same deal with Kemono Friends.

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>> No.10063910

>>10061833

What

>> No.10063931

>>10061843
>American cheese

And then I stopped watching

>> No.10063973

>>10061694
>cheap chinese paintbrush
I don't even let those touch my paint.

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>>10061373

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>> No.10064007

>>10062106
Its just any shredded baked chicken. Is that hard to get for you?

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>> No.10064034

>>10061765
it's been a while since i've seen cheese sharper than the knife

>> No.10064074

>>10063902
hello wildcats

>> No.10064145

>>10063330
>the art and characters in those games sucks balls
wrong

>> No.10064152

>>10061765
Does it trigger anyone else's autism that he cuts the cheese right down the middle and not at one of the ends instead?

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>>10064152

>> No.10064205

>>10059404
>not renaming this Surly King of the Egg Fortress.webm

>> No.10064223

>>10063981

Why do these videos always need more than one pound of cheese and butter

>> No.10064229

>>10061338
GOD BLESS AMERICA
GOD BLESS AMERICA
GOD BLESS AMERICA

>> No.10064258

>>10063136
you havent had more than 2 guests at your house, who do you have to impress?

>> No.10064333

>>10061850
Make more.

>> No.10064364

>>10063240
>implying she isnt showing off her ass on purpose

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>>10064229
It's all in Italian, you are either retarded or trolling either way pic related

>> No.10064403

>>10061694
here they cook the ribs in water
>>10063990
here they cook the ribs dry

I've always done mine dry (and I've always even patted down the ribs before cooking so they're completely dry). Is there any benefit to adding water?

>> No.10064421

>>10061852
>>10061922
It's probably some game of thrones related shit. Im willing to bet they even called them "dragon ribs"

>> No.10064425

>>10064403
I smoke ribs. best way to do it

>> No.10064429

>>10064425
I'd smoke them but I'm a citytard living in an apartment and just have an oven and no smoker.

>> No.10064436

>>10064429
that sucks m8. smoking meat is always God tier way of cooking

>> No.10064471

>>10059381
goddamn thats attractive.

>> No.10064480

>>10061355
adam eget GETS INVOLVED!

>> No.10064521

>>10063288
>>10063344
Late, but here you go.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NZQshBy_xxs

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gud1

>> No.10064535

>>10064034
>>10064528
whoops

>> No.10064622

>>10059404
>puts giant pot of eggs on once he's done, seemingly for no reason
I lol'd

>> No.10064623

>>10059381
Worse than what they do to lobsters. This guy should be ashamed.

>> No.10064629

>>10064623
it's dead tho

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>>10062381
Why would I watch a woman eating only one big Mac?

>> No.10064680

>>10063976
I've walked all over NYC never seen it... I live Mac n cheese

>> No.10064701

>>10063293
Sorry, meant for >>10063240

>> No.10064708

>>10064480
it's a real meeting of the MIND

>> No.10064738

>>10064670
Are those a bunch of dead rats?

>> No.10064760

>>10063894
cute

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>>10063700

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>> No.10064791

>>10064787
"Tilapia dust. Don't breathe this."

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>>10064791
I actually own a BlendTec. Expensive but worth it.

>> No.10064802

>>10064794
geez this dude's like the flex seal guy

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>> No.10064817

>>10064794
I really want one because I like savory smoothies with hard vegetables like carrots and celery and stuff, and every place that does stuff like that has a BlendTec.

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>>10063976
>mac and cheese
>more in it than mac and cheese

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>> No.10064906

>>10063049
So just slicing around it and forcing it apart is enough to break it in half?

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>> No.10064932

>>10061947
I hope you're not always this retarded

>> No.10064956

>>10062406
>>10063520
maybe she just eats one meal a day. that's what I used to do and I was able to stay at 140 pounds while eating a ton of junk food almost every day for three years.

>> No.10064963

>>10061515
>nopan
My nigga

>> No.10064985

>>10064794
>puts safety glasses on halfway

>> No.10064986
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10064986

>>10061694
>hands covered in rings while cooking

>> No.10064988

>>10063902
>He covers his balls while the microwave is on
I feel that /ck/ needs to be more aware of how microwaves cook our balls

>> No.10064994

>>10063389
made it look a lot squishier than >>10063049 for example, is it the same type of cheese? or is the apparatus strong enough to create that illusion

>> No.10065006
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10065006

>>10061373

>> No.10065011

>>10063997
or store bought is just fine

>> No.10065023

>>10064813
can someone give an educated guess on how these are made to have this consistency?

>> No.10065030

>>10065023
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6vST9jh7vUM

>> No.10065052

>>10062559
>Frying with the lit on

>> No.10065067

>>10063573
it's not a science experiment, it's just a fucking jelly. if you have any imagination you should be intrigued by the idea of eating it, not confine it to a school project. molecular gastronomy might be full of autists but the idea behind it, that there shouldn't be this arbitrary separation between real cooking and food science, is perfectly sound. so much of conventional cooking is the result of scientific advancement.

>> No.10065163

>>10063240

Absolutely disgusting, and I like a phat ass.

>> No.10065169

>>10059381
seems kind of silly. can't he just wait like 5 minutes for it to stop moving? If nothing else, it's kind of dangerous to have a sharp knife with it spasming like that

>> No.10065183

>>10059408
>>10063049
>no sound
That's like, 75% of it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PL6vP4eDmEQ

>> No.10065274

>>10059404
I find it funny how the guy on the right of the webm starts with a mouthful of egg and ends with a mouthful of egg, he's like on repeat.

>> No.10065300

>>10064994
I think you're right, it's a different type of cheese.

>> No.10065304

>>10065183
This guy's English is awesome

>> No.10065357

>>10064928
the ring, the plastic spoon, the splashing. How do we stop this man?

>> No.10065362

>>10065169
It won't be as fresh. Esp if it's being served raw. Just look up ikizukuri.

>> No.10065371

>>10064986
Don't even get me started on why it's disgusting to cook with long nails that are also painted with incredibly toxic varnish.

>> No.10065372

>>10059444
that's a tranny by the way

>> No.10065378

>>10065372
I wouldn't fap to that trashy thot even if she was dickless. That face is so repulsive.

>> No.10065402

>>10065023
https://youtu.be/1mXmBL5oAwY

this is the actual origin

>> No.10065425
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10065425

>>10061373

>> No.10065440

>>10065378
>That face is so repulsive.
That's because it's a man face.
Very masculine energy, humongous male jaw... The broad ass shoulders aren't helping either.
yuck

>> No.10065446

>>10065372
>>10065440
elizabeth hurley is a biological female

>> No.10065457

>>10065425
CUTE

>> No.10065461 [DELETED] 

>>10064906
The cheesemaster cuts into the rind and follows the grain of the cheese like splitting a log of wood. Some cheese can be cut but some should

>> No.10065468
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10065468

>>10065446
sure, tell yourself that.

>> No.10065486

>>10065468
holy fuck nigger, do you have this saved in case someone mentions liz hurley? are you the webm guy?

>> No.10065492

>>10062617
How does he get out without breaking the eggs?

>> No.10065528

>>10063389
Do people really pay what is probably thousands of dollars for a cake cutting machine? Just cut it yourself, christ

>> No.10065537

>>10065486
Sorry to point out some anatomical concerns regarding your fave boytoy. Keep enjoying my webms, you'll be back over and over.

>> No.10065554

>>10065528
If you need to cut a wheel of cheese every twenty seconds, it seems like it would pay for itself pretty soon.

>> No.10065577

>>10065537
i don't like her.

so you mean to tell me, you make webms of liz hurley so you can get the conversation going in this particular direction you want, so you can post these pictures you've prepared in advance?

>> No.10065584

>>10059457
>american garbage
magnifique

>> No.10065587

>>10061833
Might eat this simply by virtue of how much I love cauliflower.

>> No.10065603

>>10065486
>>10065577
Not the webm guy, I just know for a fact that Mr Hurley is a tranny.
Also,I made that shit paint collage 45 mns ago in the sole purpose of answering your post.

>> No.10065616

>>10064223
because otherwise it's not amerifat food.

>> No.10065619

>>10061902
sauce?

>> No.10065620

>>10065603
that wasn't me you were talking to, i just joined in when i saw that pic. your explanation is kind of disappointing, i liked the idea of some turbo autist on a crusade against liz hurley more

>> No.10065623

>>10065011
but now you can be even more edgy and cewl among your normie friends

how i wish people like that would get shot on site, like directly after uploading the video on yt, someone sees it, knows where the fucker lives, drives there, and shoots him in the face

>> No.10065642

>>10065357
it's simple, you kill the jack-man

>> No.10065645

>>10063981
>>10063976
God I want some mac & cheese right now.

>> No.10065666

>>10065620
>i liked the idea of some turbo autist on a crusade against liz hurley more
Consider me a turbo autist on a crusade against trannies then. Cause that's what I am

>> No.10065670

>>10064403
It depends if you want the rub or the sauce/brine to shine, dry highlights the rub and runs off the rib's juices while wet lets the liquid soak in thus highlighting the sauce/brine.

Honestly I prefer dry since I like my ribs more juicy than soaked.

>> No.10065712
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10065712

>>10065666
you should focus on something more meaningful then, instead of some actress that's been irrelevant for 15 years. like that drag queen that they had reading to school children in america. fucking westerners lmao

https://www.snopes.com/drag-queen-library/

>> No.10065726

>>10063665

Maybe a Bonito?

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10065803

>>10065712
>halloween
>wears scary costume

>> No.10065823

>>10064403
Fuck water. You can even fucking crock pot ribs and finish them in the oven better than that first post. It doesn't even look like they took the membrane off

>> No.10065834

>>10065803
wait, isn't halloween at the end of october?

>> No.10065847

>>10064906
the force is strong with this one

>> No.10065850

>>10065834
Yes, but people usually start decorating and doing small celebrations earlier, especially if they really like the holiday. It's not unusual for someone to put up a Christmas tree in the beginning of December even though Christmas is on the 25th.

>> No.10065870

>>10065782
>ORGANS USED TO FUNCTION IN A LIVING ANIMAL
shocking...

>> No.10065877
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10065877

>>10065372
You take that back you sonofabitch

>> No.10065879

>>10065870
It's just cool anon, calm your tits.

>> No.10065882

>>10065850
is that why degenerates dress like this year round?

>> No.10065887

>>10065882
You're adorable

>> No.10065906
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10065906

>>10064828
get with the times

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10065913

>>10065642
good luck

you're going to need it

>> No.10065923

>>10065623
how the fuck is making homemade oreos 'edgy'?

>> No.10065928

>when the salmonella hit you

>> No.10065931

>>10062137
Unironically triggered me

>> No.10065932

>>10061515
>cute
>built like a dude with fake tits stapled on
Well, I guess some people find trannies attractive.

>> No.10065946

>>10063481
https://www.tripadvisor.com/Restaurant_Review-g951336-d8494112-Reviews-Paninissimo_Paninoteca-San_Giorgio_a_Cremano_Province_of_Naples_Campania.html

>> No.10065950

>>10065712
i'm a gay woman myself and very supportive of the LGBT, but there is absolutely nothing kid friendly about drag culture. ask any drag queen and they will tell you it is an inherently raunchy, sexy performance.
that's fucked up.

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>> No.10065958

>>10061091
Seriously though, has anyone else found themselves seeing repeated comments lately? Even when you remove the possibility for shilling/memes? It's been happening at an alarming rate to me recently and it's got me a bit worried

>> No.10065967

>>10065952
This kills the crab.

>> No.10065968

>>10061694
>hahaha le wine *posts minion meme*

I bet this was posted by tasty

>> No.10065982
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10065982

>>10065952
why homie?

>> No.10065985

>>10061338
First 20 seconds I'm good. The rest is just excessive.

>> No.10065986

>>10065952
>step 1
>cut off crab dick

WHY

>> No.10065995
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10065995

>>10065982
That midget is cute

>> No.10066005
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10066005

>> No.10066010

>>10066005
That don't look like no cucumber I ever seen

>> No.10066011

>>10060194
Chinks have been eating clear noodles for ages, big fucking whoop

>> No.10066023

>>10063589
because it is?

>he's never seen bedazzled

>> No.10066029

>>10064009
>chip breaks

nice touch

>> No.10066034
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>> No.10066038

>>10062381
HUN-GER.

>> No.10066051
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10066051

>> No.10066063

>>10065958
>>>x
>>>r/mandelaeffect
human memory is unreliable at best

>> No.10066067

>>10066005
>raw seafood, lemon juice and soy sauce
The perfect trifecta

>> No.10066076 [DELETED] 
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10066076

>>10066023
Unbelievable

>> No.10066098

>>10065528
Are you retarded? You want to pay a few hundred employees to cut cakes that a machine can do in 10 seconds? That is clearly an industrial setting and mass produced cakes.

>> No.10066105

>>10066005
At about :08 it looks like it is going
>"Ooooooooooooo!"

And the person is admonishing it for this behavior.

>> No.10066112

>>10066105
>be quiet or you'll get the wire wool

>> No.10066114

>>10066005
when lovecraftian horrors end up being true, gooks will be the first to try and eat it

>> No.10066116

>>10063700
Just....why?

>> No.10066118

>>10066114
>lovecraftian horrors
>sea cucumbers

You never played dickies have you?

>> No.10066124
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10066124

>>10065982
this just gives me a really nasty, dark feeling. it makes me ashamed to even eat food in the first place.
I mean, the fact that they weigh you, the sexy waitresses, the dwarf that's clearly only employed because she's a dwarf, the fucking spanking....

I can't quite give it a name. It's just this overwhelming crassness and cynicism and it seems to only come out of American culture, I see it in American porn too.

>> No.10066126

>>10061059
what the fuck
are there any more of these

>> No.10066128
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10066128

>>10066076
lemme try again

>> No.10066129

>>10066116
meh, if you have a special talent, why not make the most of it?

>> No.10066130

>>10065995
This is neither Dutch nor German.

>> No.10066132

>>10066128
>the large was 16oz back then
jesus

>> No.10066133

>>10066124
Late stage capitalism.

>> No.10066134

>>10061373
kill (You)rself

>> No.10066136

>>10066126
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R3kMMU5mraI

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TllPrdbZ-VI

>> No.10066143

>>10063293
Looks like it written "Parmigiano"

>> No.10066153

>>10066063
this has nothing to do with the mandela effect and it's hardly /x/ related

it's probably just bots really

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10066156

>>10061373

>> No.10066157

>>10066124
In hopes that you are serious: Heart Attack Grill was intentionally aiming for that feeling.
It was supposed to be a disgusting establishment wrought with debauchery and shame. It was made by a doctor who wanted to bring awareness to nutritional value back when people were fighting for more straight-forward labels (like the ones you now see in giant text on the side/front of products now) and was intentionally made to be as unhealthy, demeaning, and overall as disgusting as legally allowed.
Those who weigh over 300lbs eat free and those who have a heart attack get their meal bill waived.
They have the ashes of the first person to die there decorating their mantle in the restaurant.

>> No.10066160

>>10065425
Huh, didn't know turtles could feel capsaicin as well.

>> No.10066165

>>10066160
They can't.

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10066166

>>10066157
>They have the ashes of the first person to die there decorating their mantle in the restaurant.

>> No.10066168

>>10060819
>open vid
>see ring
>close vid

>> No.10066182
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>> No.10066189

>>10065782
Is that a part of the heart?

>> No.10066200

>>10066157
i am serious, it's kind of why i've always related more to European and Japanese culture than American culture.

>They have the ashes of the first person to die there decorating their mantle in the restaurant.
jesus christ
now i'm just impressed.

>> No.10066208

>>10061059
it's not the same without sound.

>> No.10066223

>>10065906
That is so fucking disgusting.

>> No.10066240

>>10064629
Ummm, no sweetie, it is moving, it can't be dead.

>> No.10066243

>>10061095
I feel like all of this is a meme response.

>> No.10066244

>>10065952
Wa-la!

>> No.10066254

>>10065782
cute

>> No.10066259

>>10066128
what movie

>> No.10066264
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10066264

>>10066128
Burger King superior.

>> No.10066270
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10066270

>>10066223
better?

>>10066259
Bedazzled.

Jesus fuck, how many of you haven't seen this masterpiece?

>> No.10066281

>>10065304
My god, he sounds like a retard.

>> No.10066292

>>10065425
>DO
>NOT
>WANT

>> No.10066294

>>10065304
>>10066281
you guys wanna hear some GREAT english?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qJBPpi7T7R0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sKZh70prVt8

>> No.10066296

>>10065425
this is really mean and isn't funny :(

>> No.10066304

>>10066270
too much cheese

>> No.10066310

>>10065712
>snopes defending degeneracy
colour me surprised

>> No.10066311
File: 2.88 MB, 360x360, Mack & Jeezy By Terry Crews (Family Recipe For 25 Years).webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
10066311

>>10066304
How about this?

>> No.10066322

>>10065982
so powerful

>> No.10066325

>>10066270
This one is better yeah.
I don't like those gooey sauces though, I like to bake mine. However this would probably taste fine, and it's not overdoing it like the pizza mac was.

>> No.10066359
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10066359

>>10066294
>Enjoy your life!
What's gonna happen to me?

>> No.10066377

>>10066270
>boiling milk
That's a simmer. If you boil milk it curdles and tastes like shit.

>> No.10066412

>>10066023
Wish I'd never saw bedazzled

>> No.10066491

>>10065457
It's in pain from the hot pepper you dunce

>> No.10066555

>>10065782
let me guess, vinegar?

>> No.10066572

>>10066244
>Wa-ra!
ftfy

>> No.10066589

>>10066294
What the FUCK is going on with that accent. I feel like I'm listening to an early voice synthesiser and having a stroke.

>> No.10066929

>>10060795
he was raised in the egg stand and he'll die in the egg stand

>> No.10067126

>>10065528
>>10066098
>cake

>> No.10067170

>>10059444
It's a man.

>> No.10067351

>>10066130
Yeah, and Manhattan style clam chowder was invented by the portugese. Your point?