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>> No.10122195

inb4 jack

>> No.10122199

inb4 inb4

>> No.10122211

Happy Birthday! I made you a dessert inside a burnt balloon?

>> No.10122214

How did cat turds get inside the dome?

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jesus christ favreau

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>> No.10122241

God that pizza looks terrible.

>> No.10122246
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>> No.10122256

In after jack

>> No.10122261

absolutely BTFO

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if they quit before the fries this sandwich would be good

>> No.10122365

why did he light it on fire

>> No.10122410
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>> No.10122425


>mixing meat, onions, cheese, and hot fudge.

>> No.10122435

it was out of bounce

>> No.10122505


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those chives being so goddamned long always triggers me more than anything else.

>> No.10122564 [DELETED] 

This makes me kind of uncomfortable

>> No.10122578

Coreans are disgusting.

>> No.10122579

I can't tell whether this is supposed to be satisfying or uncomfortable

>> No.10122637

it's got ja/ck/ webms spliced in

>> No.10122651


>> No.10122665

>Lasagna casserole vs pizza

Kind of like apples and oranges.

>> No.10122672

>no pasta
>not made in a casserole dish
explain yourself.

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slob goblin

>> No.10122885

Damnit, I was hoping that spiders would come out.

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>> No.10122925

>dripping with fat
disgusting, really.

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>that feel when all those cuties will be instantly incinerated by a North Korean nuke sometime in the next few months

>> No.10122931

for a second I thought he was going to shovel that directly in his mouth when he scooped it up at the end

>> No.10122945

he's like an even fatter Bam Mangera

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One of my more favorite webms I've made.

>> No.10122965

>[Sighs in Korean]
should we have some Americans rank the pizza in the OP vs some japanese mayo corn 'za?

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this is for (you)

>> No.10122982
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[Coughs in Korean]

>> No.10122985

>I envy Americans
Kim Jong-un really needs to hurry up and get a grip on the rest of his island and straighten out those decadent subhumans before it's too late.

>> No.10122991


that should answer your question, dipshit

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[LOLs in Korean]

>> No.10123020

Korean women love American food so much

And really, who da hell don't?

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>> No.10123041

I'd stop at the point they put it in a bun and toast it, but that's me.

>> No.10123044

They're 56% plastic

>> No.10123047

>coughs in Korean

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She is small time.

>> No.10123051

Is this supposed to look appetizing? Looks like goo inside of a belted basketball. 0/10 would not eat.

>> No.10123065

I hate this country.

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>> No.10123073

What the fuck what the fuck

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i found this on /n/ and it's still technically food

>> No.10123089

Do Americans really do this?

>> No.10123105

thank you anon, I had a giggle

>> No.10123110

I sincerely hate this fat obnoxious faggot

>> No.10123115

Actually, swallowing live goldfish was a bit of a fad in Harvard for a while. So we kind of do, but only the smartest of us.

>> No.10123116

Is this the pain train?

>> No.10123120

I'm so fucking attracted to korean girls oh my god holy shit I want to fuck all of them so bad

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me on the right, that bean vegan-queso pizza was garbage btw.

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>> No.10123141

What country is this from Italy or uk?

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>> No.10123143

Is that just plain ground beef?
Where are the tomatoes? Why bother putting that green shit on after the slabs of cheese - for health reasons?

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>> No.10123157

Lets get water wasted

>> No.10123164

Do cross sections of rolls and wraps ever look good? Even if the toppings seem like a good combination, slicing it in half at the end and showing it to the camera always seems to produce a revolting mess akin to showing off a mouthful of chewed food.

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>> No.10123192

Never shat in a bag and put it at somebody's doorstep? It supposed to be on fire.

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that's some out of the matrix shit, man

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>> No.10123229

I have done this but with my balls. Not good times.

>> No.10123244

500 dorra stupid gaijin

>> No.10123248

why were you rubbing your balls on a little girls face you sicko fuck

>> No.10123250

>Vomits all over perfectly good sushi

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Beehive Limo

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i like how at the end the moms like "oh. right. shit"

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I got habanero in my eyes once, and knowing how that feels makes it so much funnier

>> No.10123367

It's just a fucking grilled cheese.

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>> No.10123369

waste of meat

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>Wow, that's really awful!

>> No.10123383

I hate everything about this

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>tfw mexico starts building a wall to keep the fleeing yanks out

>> No.10123388

Jesus Christ, Kenji.

>> No.10123389

>America pays for it

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You made me think of the Jocks in that all time classic movie 'Revenge of the Nerds'. So tonight I'm gonna head over to nostalgia street and watch it. Thanx, anon.

>> No.10123410

bottle is only half full

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>> No.10123428

fudge or bbq sauce?

>> No.10123483

>people said this guy was a talented chef

>> No.10123506

I don't remember anybody saying that

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>> No.10123570

I one time intentionally cut a habanero and rubbed it on my balls. Served no purpose other than entertaining my drunk roommates. It was not entertaining for me to say the least.

>> No.10123579

Reminds me of sandwich u.

>> No.10123581

god I love this guy

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>north and south literally marching as one in the winter Olympics with the blessing of the dictator
>h-he totally wants his own people to be annihilated and shit

>> No.10123627

>Open clear pathway to stomach
>No "cough reflex"

>> No.10123654

Nix the glaze and cream cheese and use homemade dough, and i would make this.

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fuck geese

>> No.10123690


its clearly full my boy, you can see it moving around at the top plus the refraction on his hand

>> No.10123693

Is this what Americans think baking is?

>> No.10123814

Those cunts couldn't tell the difference between pork and dog.

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>> No.10123863

If I remember right he browned beef and onions with tomato paste, carrots and garlic and then added beef stock and heavy cream and quickly reduced it to that

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fuck those bald guys too

>> No.10123883 [DELETED] 

palestinian and israeli players went to the 1972 olympics together, then the palestinian players shot up the israelis while they slept
north korea should do something like that this time to show dominance

>> No.10123904

it's a ragu bolognese. only a small amount of tomato.

herbs have flavour.

learn to cook before criticising chefs

>> No.10123996

You for real, that is the only kind of soda I can drink. Hate all other forms of it but something about that mexican elixir makes me squeal in delight

>> No.10123998

Yeah but did you see how he was all bent over and super serious about it like he was doing a lab experiment?

>> No.10124030

Looks like a fat sandwich from NJ.

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>> No.10124060

Square bacon, y do people think this is normal?

>> No.10124082

>Kind of like apples and oranges.
>i can't compare fruit that grows on trees and is known for its colorful outside, sweet juice and its versatility in desserts

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welp. this is where i hide thread because i already know how it ends.
you'll samefag a joke to yourself and then samefag over9000 replies to that shitty joke for reasons only known to your autistic self.

/n/ used to be great little community before you foamers fucked it with your brain damage.
fuck you.

>> No.10124091

Well seasoned fore arm

>> No.10124098

this is why benjamin franklin wanted the national bird to be the turkey instead of the soyboy bald eagle

>> No.10124108

>he wanted it to be an ugly bird Americans eat for thanksgiving

>> No.10124145

>webm has cheese
>either it's the wrong kind of cheese or it's too fucking much

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It looks like a molten deflated tire.

>> No.10124206

That was so close-up I could see the several layers of makeup shes wearing. Immersion ruined.

>> No.10124233

>show dominance

That did a whole lot of good for them didn't it

>> No.10124239

I keep imagining that little tunnel to have heating elements under it and every time the bread goes through it toasts just a little bit more. When you're happy with it grab the end piece and eat it.

>> No.10124247

I do that pretty regularly, doesn't phase me much anymore.

>> No.10124251

t. butthurt envious us-hating third worlder.

>> No.10124263

I have no idea what all of that is, but it is badass and I must do it.

>> No.10124300

Definitely bbq. You can tell by the slight red tinge and consistency.

>> No.10124301

who subs these?

>> No.10124308

No, it's what the twats that make stupid facebook videos for trailer park trash think baking is.

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i have the most confused boner

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>> No.10124330

>Hunts whales
H O W ?
>Hunts elephants
Okay I think if there were giant birds in scuba suits with elephant guns I would've heard of that by now this shit simply cannot be true

>> No.10124335

>The 'Vark

>> No.10124336

There is one big difference though.
North and south koreans are literally part of the same population. I am sure there are movements/ideas/wishes to unite the two halves even if the process would look wildly different depending on whether the North or South would oversee the unification.
Palestinians are just irredeemable desert dwelling religious lunatics aka muslims.

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>> No.10124345

it's a big bird

>> No.10124356

does it fly underwater?

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I caught a nature documentary about diving birds a while back and they actually kind of do fly underwater. There weren't any whalehunting eagles, though.

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but why tho

>> No.10124412

>Palestinians are just irredeemable desert dwelling religious lunatics aka muslims.
>Thinks all 3 abrahamic religions aren't precisely the same cancer

>> No.10124448

I always wonder if the people who sell that shit to obese people actually eat it more than once.

>> No.10124453

to make this webm and gross out/get attention from stupid people like you

>> No.10124454

decent familly grade lasagna, the dude should have started with pasta though, and use a layer of bechamel somewhere. (personally do one in the middle and one on top with the cheese

>> No.10124456

imagine the sukk on your dick

>> No.10124458

>sees picture of asian looking guy doing an asian looking thing after eating his noodle dish with chopsticks in a room with asian looking shit in it
>assumes American

stay obsessed

Steve-O did that on one of the early Jackass episodes, then puked it back up, and it was fine

>> No.10124465

Stevo-O said with all the drugs he was snorting up his nose at the time he expected that to be nothing
He was wrong

>> No.10124478

Novelty food typically sells to people whose taste buds are educated to eat frozen dinner and crustless sandwishes. It's all about the show, they will probably not even like the food and still give it a good score.

>> No.10124487

stupid fucking mongoloid
asian people are like walking insects

>> No.10124523

who cares, it's gonna get shat out anyway.

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>wasting that much food for le epic maymay youtube videos

I despise this channel and everybody who finds it even a least bit entertaining

>> No.10124544

It's from Philadelphia

>> No.10124642

The best bit is when he plates it then deplates it then plates it again.

>> No.10124673

Why would people voluntarily watch gooks rate food? Their culinary claim to fame is wrotte cabbage.

>> No.10124674

And then the showrunner, Harley (((Morenstein))) fucked Muscles Glasses out of any royalties and sold the show to the FYI network where they made it family friendly and even worse.

>> No.10124756

I don't know why but I find that guy strangely attractive, I'd climb on top and give him the fuck of his life.

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I want to spend the rest of my life with her.

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Wrong, this is best food gook-fu.

>> No.10124820

You are wrong

>> No.10124829

Why do chefs feel the need to coat themselves in tattoos?

>> No.10124837

when i was a kid we once visited a restaurant with
a huge garden railroad driving through and the drinks and desert was loaded onto flatbed cars which stopped next to your table.

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Because despite all of the best chefs in the world being men cooking is still seen as a "feminine" activity. So you overcompensate by getting tattoos and black gloves and piercings and other "manly" things.

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That looks like some cancer lump. Then he starts to cut it with scissors, wtf

>> No.10124856

Post more Gaki no Tsukai clips

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>> No.10124940

this nigga is based

>> No.10124980

>butters the toast and then oils the grill
/ck/ kino my ass

>> No.10124981

the fast food lasagna unironically looks delicious

>> No.10125016

I've seen this video a hundred times and I still don't know what the fuck this is supposed to be.

>> No.10125034

stop saying unironically you faggot

>> No.10125036

Seattle style pizza.

>> No.10125037

because you were molested

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what the fuck am I watching.

>> No.10125045

Piss off, dumb weeaboo.

>> No.10125049

Some girls trying to open a pineapple.

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what the fuck lol
this guy is a huge faggot and he ruined a good piece of meat with that absolutely retarded shit. literally nothing he does in this video is acceptable

>> No.10125108

Only twice

>> No.10125164

no one cared when these guys went and fucked around in japan, those were the good old days

>> No.10125166

I would do this if it won me free drinks for the night.

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i don't get it

>> No.10125184

Well there is a bit of a difference between dancing with people and messing around with food and laughing at people who committed suicide.

>> No.10125190

>pain train

non-english word for Bread

>> No.10125202

I knew this board was full of spics

>> No.10125210

Was he laughing? I haven't watched the video.
The suicide forest is a famous "attraction" anyway and people who hang themselves there do it knowing this. I'm not fan of the Pauls or their fanbase but I really don't see why this was made a big deal of. I suppose some people just desperately need to feel offended all the time.

>> No.10125217

I didn't even watch the video honestly, just saw the shit storm after

>> No.10125247

>German humor

>> No.10125261

What a shock, a people with an overrated cuisine also have no taste in pizza.

>> No.10125271

it's entertainment for preteens, they get offended easy because they're young children

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>> No.10125276

They go their knowing this because Japs have a different view of suicide than we do. It doesn't give foreign roundeyes the right to go there and have a giggle about it.

>> No.10125279

That looks disgusting

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>> No.10125304

>tfw talk shit about goza all the time online
>got high as fuck and ordered one last night
>it was godly

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very good post

>> No.10125327

Looks like a big sl0p of shit

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I saw plenty of "adults" whining and writing articles/making videos about it, though.

They don't have that right? Was he breaking a law?
I'm not saying it's nice, I'm not defending it, but if you go to a place that's basically a tourist attraction because of the many suicides and commit suicide there you brought any attention your corpse gets on yourself.
The poor fellow dangling from that tree obviously had bigger worries anyway.


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>> No.10125452

what is wrong with you people.

>> No.10125466
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>> No.10125471

>Was he breaking a law?
No, but it's a social faux pas. Such missteps are dealt with outside the courts, and so it was.

>> No.10125506

I don't think they have laservision or the power of prophecy, either

that image may be full of shit!

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well yeah, liberals/media will whine. we should already know this.

>> No.10125629

that'll be $259.75 + tip sir

>> No.10125650

>I saw plenty of "adults" whining and writing articles/making videos about it, though.
you're 12 years old, you think a 17 year old is an adult.

>> No.10125680

I almost puked.

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>> No.10125700

But even the parts where they grate the cheese or line up the peppers have an odd edge to them. But also especially when combined with those webms

>> No.10125708

>liberals/media will whine
is this meant to imply that conservatives won't

>> No.10125713

why did he put pine needles on it at the end?

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>> No.10125715

The amount of onion seems wholly dis proportionate

>> No.10125734

All those ingredients are chopped and baked together like prison loaf. Wtf?

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>> No.10125749

this is satire, right? this can't be real holy shit

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liberals is media and media is owned by Jews, what do you think?

>> No.10125755

Doesn't the food get partially digested in her saliva? How does that affect the result?

>> No.10125765

this makes mustard gas

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did someone say mustard gas?

>> No.10125788

that one seems real, and I think it looks fine, nice platings. a lot of effort but I guess there's a place for it.

this on the other hand is a meme chef named Jacques la Merde who plates shitty/junk food like it's 3-star shit as a satire schtick.

>> No.10125792

Too late the FBI is en route to your house.

>> No.10125800

>sec 0:50, 0:45
>looks fine

>> No.10125806


You need to go back.

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50s is fine.

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>> No.10125852

Naples, Italy

>> No.10125860

If this isn't the most pretentious shit I've seen

>> No.10125864


Who the fuck would eat that and I'm sure those burger buns where horrible.

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What the fuck? How disrespectful to a good cut of meat. Fucking douche.

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the faggots that made it especially ehem Harley the biggest faggot

>> No.10125878

That's a swan, you worthless cunt.

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>> No.10125975

>steal someone's land
>they fight back
>call them lunatics
damn, JIDF is upping their game.

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all my keks

>> No.10125993

>spiritual gangster

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fucking uncultured americans

>> No.10126010

Fucking degenerately disgusting. Fucking pig.

>> No.10126015


Swans are evil manifest in avian form. As such they are illegal to kill in the UK.

>> No.10126026

anime website

>> No.10126048

i like this feeling

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>> No.10126097

geography much, bro?

>> No.10126133

That's his only skill in life. All he has to look forward to now is a grim, soulless, meaningless, existence, realizing he has peaked at an early age.

>> No.10126143

Stoner food

>> No.10126157

this is a movie about a guy that starts up a food truck

>> No.10126188

most koreans are ugly as fuck

>> No.10126225

Holy projecting

>> No.10126232

same tbqh
fapping after cutting jalapenos gives this nice warm feeling

>> No.10126236

he baked it

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>> No.10126309

Fuck off, stop being jealous because men naturally prefer koreans. You're probably a 28 year old white roastie and a 50 year old korean woman looks much hotter than you. You pay the price for eating shit fast food and being a roastie, stop bitching about your life choices that made you a face wrinkled, jelly pocked hag.

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I really hope your false flagging and not being unironic m8

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You think all the fucking news articles were written by teenagers? Yeah, I'm the childish one here. My whole point was that this did not deserve to be treated as actual news, but it was.

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>> No.10126424

No that's a goose you retard

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We were talking about muslim terrorists, dipshit. And there are clear differences between the three religions.

>Muslims were there first
LOL ok

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>> No.10126555

>calls out America automatically
their Canadians you dummy

>> No.10126566

>not noma

>> No.10126567

Native Americans have firmer historic right to America than Jews have to Israel. Their loss was more recent. Should we start evicting white people from the new world?

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>> No.10126575

>Manlet cuisine

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>what the fuck is wrong with people?

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>> No.10126647

Make it hollow and fill it with jelly

>> No.10126658

Native Americans are allowed to live freely in America

>> No.10126660

Corneas are pretty gross, I'll admit.

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>Native Americans have firmer historic right to America than Jews have to Israel.
Tell me how that is in any way relevant. Still, pls quantify that for me.

>Their loss was more recent.
Is that it? Now think about how long Israel has to exist for you to recognise it as jewish clay, then wait. Problem solved.

>> No.10126731

Meme cuisine

>> No.10126752

Pomegranate sauce

>> No.10126759

Big rainbow lazy dick

>> No.10126792

What are they though? Minnows? Leeches??

>> No.10126798

Lift strong snibber.

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>> No.10126821

Why is she nigger lipping the bottle?

>> No.10126836 [DELETED] 

People lived in the levant long before the Israelites arrived

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>> No.10126861

Five stars

>> No.10126927

Ok what's noma? If it's more pretentious than that shit I want to see how bad

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>> No.10126973

seems more attention whore than badass imo

>> No.10127005

did she died?

>> No.10127020

that bread is full of soup for some reason

>> No.10127062

The real test of elistism is between France and Japan - other countries need not apply.

>> No.10127067

nah, the cat was just giving her a big hug

>> No.10127098

You rubbed a little girls eyes with your balls? WTF??

>> No.10127100

1:01 if that doesn't look like the beginning to a porn

>> No.10127118

>carrot tartare

>> No.10127127 [DELETED] 

Every day I wake up and think to myself, "I wish there was one more Islamic country on Earth". This is what compels me to fight Israel.


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>> No.10127167

I thought I was the only one that puts those clear plastic bags from the produce section on my tableware so I don't have to do the dishes.

>> No.10127173

>flashback to stileproject porn
oh god

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Yeah let's give clay back to extinct people.

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>> No.10127308

I cut peppers and then started jerking off about 20mins after. I felt it pretty quickly but didn't stop. Holy fuck that nut was intense.

>> No.10127325

While there is the possibility they were just acting in front of the camera, I totally believe people do that.

>> No.10127342


The more deviant the porn the better it feels.

>> No.10127350


Home cooking is for wives. Serious Business is for men because women cannot take the pressure. See also: michelin stars.

>> No.10127354

try rosemary next time your gf will go nuts

>> No.10127365

kinda breaks my immersion using the kitchen lighter to light the stove don't you think?

>> No.10127368

It's a Danish restaurant.

And I use the word "restaurant" loosely. I kind of want to go there one of these days for the experience but it really is pretentious beyond reason.

>> No.10127370

Tiny fire is definitely hard to make.

>> No.10127380

>tfw I've done this so many times that I now actually enjoy and look forward to the sensation

I don't know if I should be happy for the enhanced wank or concerned about my downward spiral into total degeneracy.

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>> No.10127492

Germany doesn't have real eagles, they're making a joke referring to a coat of arms for Germanic people. Then listing things the Germans did, the real biggest eagle in the world is found in the Philippines

>> No.10127566

nigger we understand what's happening, the point is that its not easy

>> No.10127583

You'd think so but I haven't been.

>> No.10127724

is LA Beast unironically /ourguy/?

>> No.10127741

I'd say he is.

>> No.10127746

got em

>> No.10127754

why are cows so cute

>> No.10127944

fuck thats impressive

>> No.10128561

I fully expected that recipe to incorporate half a gram of Adderall.

>> No.10128736

wew lad, levantines are still here

>> No.10129425

Not really, saliva makes it easier for teeth to chew the food. Everything gets digested by stomach acid.

>> No.10129659

Yes, there are enzymes in your spit that break down the food. Mainly the sugars IIRC.

>> No.10129767

>everyone shitting on this
>tfw plan to make this

>> No.10129849


i mean, c'mon.

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