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>> No.10122195

inb4 jack

>> No.10122199

inb4 inb4

>> No.10122211

Happy Birthday! I made you a dessert inside a burnt balloon?

>> No.10122214

>>10122192
How did cat turds get inside the dome?

>> No.10122231
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jesus christ favreau

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>> No.10122241

>>10122192
God that pizza looks terrible.

>> No.10122246
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>> No.10122256

In after jack

>> No.10122261

>>10122232
absolutely BTFO

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if they quit before the fries this sandwich would be good

>> No.10122365

>>10122192
why did he light it on fire

>> No.10122410
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>> No.10122425

>>10122410

>mixing meat, onions, cheese, and hot fudge.

>> No.10122435

>>10122425
it was out of bounce

>> No.10122505

>>10122232
DETROIT
VS
EVERYBODY

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>>10122410
those chives being so goddamned long always triggers me more than anything else.

>> No.10122564 [DELETED] 

>>10122246
This makes me kind of uncomfortable

>> No.10122578

>>10122232
Coreans are disgusting.

>> No.10122579

>>10122246
I can't tell whether this is supposed to be satisfying or uncomfortable

>> No.10122637

>>10122579
it's got ja/ck/ webms spliced in

>> No.10122651

>>10122637
And?

>> No.10122665

>>10122232
>Lasagna casserole vs pizza

Kind of like apples and oranges.

>> No.10122672

>>10122665
>lasagna
>no pasta
>casserole
>not made in a casserole dish
explain yourself.

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slob goblin

>> No.10122885

>>10122192
Damnit, I was hoping that spiders would come out.

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>> No.10122925

>>10122904
>dripping with fat
disgusting, really.

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>>10122232
>that feel when all those cuties will be instantly incinerated by a North Korean nuke sometime in the next few months

>> No.10122931

>>10122904
for a second I thought he was going to shovel that directly in his mouth when he scooped it up at the end

>> No.10122945

>>10122904
he's like an even fatter Bam Mangera

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>>10122232
One of my more favorite webms I've made.

>> No.10122965

>>10122232
>[Sighs in Korean]
should we have some Americans rank the pizza in the OP vs some japanese mayo corn 'za?

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>>10122877

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>>10122965
this is for (you)

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>>10122965
[Coughs in Korean]

>> No.10122985

>>10122963
>I envy Americans
Kim Jong-un really needs to hurry up and get a grip on the rest of his island and straighten out those decadent subhumans before it's too late.

>> No.10122991

>>10122651

that should answer your question, dipshit

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>>10122985
[LOLs in Korean]

>> No.10123020

>>10122232
Korean women love American food so much

And really, who da hell don't?

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>>10122991

>> No.10123041

>>10122348
I'd stop at the point they put it in a bun and toast it, but that's me.

>> No.10123044

>>10123020
They're 56% plastic

>> No.10123047

>>10122982
>coughs in Korean

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>>10123036
She is small time.

>> No.10123051

>>10122192
Is this supposed to look appetizing? Looks like goo inside of a belted basketball. 0/10 would not eat.

>> No.10123065

>>10122968
I hate this country.

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>>10123047

>> No.10123073

>>10122960
What the fuck what the fuck

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i found this on /n/ and it's still technically food

>> No.10123089

>>10122960
Do Americans really do this?

>> No.10123105

>>10123079
thank you anon, I had a giggle

>> No.10123110

>>10122904
I sincerely hate this fat obnoxious faggot

>> No.10123115

>>10123089
Actually, swallowing live goldfish was a bit of a fad in Harvard for a while. So we kind of do, but only the smartest of us.

>> No.10123116

>>10123079
Is this the pain train?

>> No.10123120

I'm so fucking attracted to korean girls oh my god holy shit I want to fuck all of them so bad

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>>10123116
FUCK

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>>10122192
me on the right, that bean vegan-queso pizza was garbage btw.
>scissors

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>>10123116

>> No.10123141

>>10122348
What country is this from Italy or uk?

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>>10123050

>> No.10123143

>>10122904
Is that just plain ground beef?
Where are the tomatoes? Why bother putting that green shit on after the slabs of cheese - for health reasons?

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>>10123116

>> No.10123157

>>10123036
Lets get water wasted

>> No.10123164

>>10122348
Do cross sections of rolls and wraps ever look good? Even if the toppings seem like a good combination, slicing it in half at the end and showing it to the camera always seems to produce a revolting mess akin to showing off a mouthful of chewed food.

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>>10123050

>> No.10123187

>>10123065
Canada?

>> No.10123192

>>10122365
Never shat in a bag and put it at somebody's doorstep? It supposed to be on fire.

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>>10123050
that's some out of the matrix shit, man

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>> No.10123229

>>10123228
I have done this but with my balls. Not good times.

>> No.10123244

>>10123210
500 dorra stupid gaijin

>> No.10123248

>>10123228
why were you rubbing your balls on a little girls face you sicko fuck

>> No.10123250

>>10123210
>Vomits all over perfectly good sushi
Shame

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Beehive Limo

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>>10123228
i like how at the end the moms like "oh. right. shit"

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>>10123228
I got habanero in my eyes once, and knowing how that feels makes it so much funnier

>> No.10123367

>>10122231
It's just a fucking grilled cheese.

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>>10123367

>> No.10123369

>>10123295
waste of meat

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>>10123346
>Wow, that's really awful!

>> No.10123383

>>10123283
I hate everything about this

>> No.10123385

>>10123079

SACRE BLEU

I'VE JUST BEEN IN THIS PLACE BEFORE

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>>10122928
>tfw mexico starts building a wall to keep the fleeing yanks out

>> No.10123388

>>10123368
Jesus Christ, Kenji.

>> No.10123389

>>10123387
>America pays for it

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>>10123116

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>>10123115
You made me think of the Jocks in that all time classic movie 'Revenge of the Nerds'. So tonight I'm gonna head over to nostalgia street and watch it. Thanx, anon.

>> No.10123410

>>10123142
>>10123166
>>10123226
bottle is only half full

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>> No.10123428

>>10122425
fudge or bbq sauce?

>> No.10123483

>>10123295
>people said this guy was a talented chef

>> No.10123506

>>10123483
I don't remember anybody saying that

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>>10123346

>> No.10123570

>>10123365
I one time intentionally cut a habanero and rubbed it on my balls. Served no purpose other than entertaining my drunk roommates. It was not entertaining for me to say the least.

>> No.10123579

>>10122348
Reminds me of sandwich u.

>> No.10123581

>>10123295
god I love this guy

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>>10122928
>north and south literally marching as one in the winter Olympics with the blessing of the dictator
>h-he totally wants his own people to be annihilated and shit

>> No.10123627

>>10123050
>Open clear pathway to stomach
>No "cough reflex"
Easy.

>> No.10123654

>>10123283
Nix the glaze and cream cheese and use homemade dough, and i would make this.

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>>10123588
fuck geese

>> No.10123690

>>10123410

its clearly full my boy, you can see it moving around at the top plus the refraction on his hand

>> No.10123693

>>10123283
Is this what Americans think baking is?

>> No.10123814

>>10122963
Those cunts couldn't tell the difference between pork and dog.

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>>10123662
Agreed.

>> No.10123863

>>10123143
If I remember right he browned beef and onions with tomato paste, carrots and garlic and then added beef stock and heavy cream and quickly reduced it to that

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>>10123816
fuck those bald guys too

>> No.10123883 [DELETED] 

>>10123588
palestinian and israeli players went to the 1972 olympics together, then the palestinian players shot up the israelis while they slept
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Munich_massacre
north korea should do something like that this time to show dominance

>> No.10123904

>>10123143
it's a ragu bolognese. only a small amount of tomato.

herbs have flavour.

learn to cook before criticising chefs

>> No.10123996

>>10122982
You for real, that is the only kind of soda I can drink. Hate all other forms of it but something about that mexican elixir makes me squeal in delight

>> No.10123998

>>10123367
Yeah but did you see how he was all bent over and super serious about it like he was doing a lab experiment?

>> No.10124030

>>10122348
Looks like a fat sandwich from NJ.

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>>10123050
Impressive

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>>10123116
kek

>> No.10124060

>>10122348
Square bacon, y do people think this is normal?

>> No.10124082

>>10122665
>Kind of like apples and oranges.
>i can't compare fruit that grows on trees and is known for its colorful outside, sweet juice and its versatility in desserts
Brainlet.

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>>10123079
welp. this is where i hide thread because i already know how it ends.
you'll samefag a joke to yourself and then samefag over9000 replies to that shitty joke for reasons only known to your autistic self.

/n/ used to be great little community before you foamers fucked it with your brain damage.
fuck you.

>> No.10124091

>>10123295
Well seasoned fore arm

>> No.10124098

>>10123868
this is why benjamin franklin wanted the national bird to be the turkey instead of the soyboy bald eagle

>> No.10124108

>>10124098
>he wanted it to be an ugly bird Americans eat for thanksgiving

>> No.10124145

>webm has cheese
>either it's the wrong kind of cheese or it's too fucking much

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>>10122192
It looks like a molten deflated tire.

>> No.10124206

>>10122975
That was so close-up I could see the several layers of makeup shes wearing. Immersion ruined.

>> No.10124233

>>10123883
>palestine
>show dominance

That did a whole lot of good for them didn't it

>> No.10124239

>>10123079
I keep imagining that little tunnel to have heating elements under it and every time the bread goes through it toasts just a little bit more. When you're happy with it grab the end piece and eat it.

>> No.10124247

>>10123365
I do that pretty regularly, doesn't phase me much anymore.

>> No.10124251

>>10122985
t. butthurt envious us-hating third worlder.

>> No.10124263

>>10122960
I have no idea what all of that is, but it is badass and I must do it.

>> No.10124300

>>10123428
Definitely bbq. You can tell by the slight red tinge and consistency.

>> No.10124301

>>10123070
who subs these?

>> No.10124308

>>10123693
No, it's what the twats that make stupid facebook videos for trailer park trash think baking is.

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>>10123423
i have the most confused boner

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>>10123050

>> No.10124330

>>10123868
>Hunts whales
H O W ?
>Hunts elephants
Okay I think if there were giant birds in scuba suits with elephant guns I would've heard of that by now this shit simply cannot be true

>> No.10124335

>>10123368
>The 'Vark

>> No.10124336

>>10123883
There is one big difference though.
North and south koreans are literally part of the same population. I am sure there are movements/ideas/wishes to unite the two halves even if the process would look wildly different depending on whether the North or South would oversee the unification.
Palestinians are just irredeemable desert dwelling religious lunatics aka muslims.

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>>10123050

>> No.10124345

>>10124330
it's a big bird

>> No.10124356

>>10124345
does it fly underwater?

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>>10124356
I caught a nature documentary about diving birds a while back and they actually kind of do fly underwater. There weren't any whalehunting eagles, though.

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>>10122348

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>>10123423
but why tho

>> No.10124412

>>10124336
>Palestinians are just irredeemable desert dwelling religious lunatics aka muslims.
>Thinks all 3 abrahamic religions aren't precisely the same cancer
isshygdt

>> No.10124448

>>10122410
I always wonder if the people who sell that shit to obese people actually eat it more than once.

>> No.10124453

>>10124378
to make this webm and gross out/get attention from stupid people like you

>> No.10124454

>>10122904
decent familly grade lasagna, the dude should have started with pasta though, and use a layer of bechamel somewhere. (personally do one in the middle and one on top with the cheese

>> No.10124456

>>10123036
imagine the sukk on your dick

>> No.10124458

>>10123089
>sees picture of asian looking guy doing an asian looking thing after eating his noodle dish with chopsticks in a room with asian looking shit in it
>assumes American

stay obsessed

>>10123115
Steve-O did that on one of the early Jackass episodes, then puked it back up, and it was fine

>> No.10124465

>>10123210
Stevo-O said with all the drugs he was snorting up his nose at the time he expected that to be nothing
He was wrong

>> No.10124478

>>10124205
Novelty food typically sells to people whose taste buds are educated to eat frozen dinner and crustless sandwishes. It's all about the show, they will probably not even like the food and still give it a good score.

>> No.10124487

>>10122960
stupid fucking mongoloid
asian people are like walking insects

>> No.10124523

>>10123164
who cares, it's gonna get shat out anyway.

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>>10122968
>wasting that much food for le epic maymay youtube videos

I despise this channel and everybody who finds it even a least bit entertaining

>> No.10124544

>>10123141
It's from Philadelphia

>> No.10124642

>>10122231
The best bit is when he plates it then deplates it then plates it again.

>> No.10124673

>>10122232
Why would people voluntarily watch gooks rate food? Their culinary claim to fame is wrotte cabbage.

>> No.10124674

>>10124539
And then the showrunner, Harley (((Morenstein))) fucked Muscles Glasses out of any royalties and sold the show to the FYI network where they made it family friendly and even worse.

>> No.10124756

>>10122904
I don't know why but I find that guy strangely attractive, I'd climb on top and give him the fuck of his life.

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>>10122232
I want to spend the rest of my life with her.

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>>10124766
Wrong, this is best food gook-fu.

>> No.10124820

>>10124794
You are wrong

>> No.10124829

Why do chefs feel the need to coat themselves in tattoos?

>> No.10124837

>>10123079
when i was a kid we once visited a restaurant with
a huge garden railroad driving through and the drinks and desert was loaded onto flatbed cars which stopped next to your table.

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>>10124829
Because despite all of the best chefs in the world being men cooking is still seen as a "feminine" activity. So you overcompensate by getting tattoos and black gloves and piercings and other "manly" things.

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>>10122192
That looks like some cancer lump. Then he starts to cut it with scissors, wtf

>> No.10124856

Post more Gaki no Tsukai clips

>> No.10124887
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>> No.10124940

>>10122960
this nigga is based

>> No.10124980

>>10122231
>butters the toast and then oils the grill
/ck/ kino my ass

>> No.10124981

>>10122968
the fast food lasagna unironically looks delicious

>> No.10125016

>>10122192
I've seen this video a hundred times and I still don't know what the fuck this is supposed to be.

>> No.10125034

>>10124981
stop saying unironically you faggot

>> No.10125036

>>10125016
Seattle style pizza.

>> No.10125037

>>10124756
because you were molested

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>>10124840
what the fuck am I watching.

>> No.10125045

>>10125038
Piss off, dumb weeaboo.

>> No.10125049

>>10125038
Some girls trying to open a pineapple.

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>>10123295
what the fuck lol
this guy is a huge faggot and he ruined a good piece of meat with that absolutely retarded shit. literally nothing he does in this video is acceptable

>> No.10125108

>>10124448
Only twice

>> No.10125164

>>10123210
no one cared when these guys went and fucked around in japan, those were the good old days

>> No.10125166

>>10122960
I would do this if it won me free drinks for the night.

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>>10123116
i don't get it

>> No.10125184

>>10125164
Well there is a bit of a difference between dancing with people and messing around with food and laughing at people who committed suicide.

>> No.10125190

>>10125181
>pain train
>pain

non-english word for Bread

>> No.10125202

>>10125190
I knew this board was full of spics

>> No.10125210

>>10125184
Was he laughing? I haven't watched the video.
The suicide forest is a famous "attraction" anyway and people who hang themselves there do it knowing this. I'm not fan of the Pauls or their fanbase but I really don't see why this was made a big deal of. I suppose some people just desperately need to feel offended all the time.

>> No.10125217

>>10125184
I didn't even watch the video honestly, just saw the shit storm after

>> No.10125247

>>10123228
>German humor

>> No.10125261

>>10122232
What a shock, a people with an overrated cuisine also have no taste in pizza.

>> No.10125271

>>10125210
it's entertainment for preteens, they get offended easy because they're young children

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>> No.10125276

>>10125210
They go their knowing this because Japs have a different view of suicide than we do. It doesn't give foreign roundeyes the right to go there and have a giggle about it.

>> No.10125279

>>10122348
That looks disgusting

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>>10123079
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>> No.10125304

>>10122232
>tfw talk shit about goza all the time online
>got high as fuck and ordered one last night
>it was godly

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>>10123116
very good post

>> No.10125327

>>10122904
Looks like a big sl0p of shit

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>>10125271
I saw plenty of "adults" whining and writing articles/making videos about it, though.

>>10125276
They don't have that right? Was he breaking a law?
I'm not saying it's nice, I'm not defending it, but if you go to a place that's basically a tourist attraction because of the many suicides and commit suicide there you brought any attention your corpse gets on yourself.
The poor fellow dangling from that tree obviously had bigger worries anyway.

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>> No.10125452

>>10124981
what is wrong with you people.

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>> No.10125471

>>10125368
>Was he breaking a law?
No, but it's a social faux pas. Such missteps are dealt with outside the courts, and so it was.

>> No.10125506

>>10124330
I don't think they have laservision or the power of prophecy, either

that image may be full of shit!

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>>10125368
well yeah, liberals/media will whine. we should already know this.

>> No.10125629

>>10125508
that'll be $259.75 + tip sir

>> No.10125650

>>10125368
>I saw plenty of "adults" whining and writing articles/making videos about it, though.
you're 12 years old, you think a 17 year old is an adult.

>> No.10125680

>>10125401
>TASTY
I almost puked.

>> No.10125683

>>10124108
Fitting.

>> No.10125700

>>10122637
But even the parts where they grate the cheese or line up the peppers have an odd edge to them. But also especially when combined with those webms

>> No.10125708

>>10125593
>liberals/media will whine
is this meant to imply that conservatives won't

>> No.10125713

>>10122410
why did he put pine needles on it at the end?

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>> No.10125715

>>10122410
The amount of onion seems wholly dis proportionate

>> No.10125734

>>10122410
All those ingredients are chopped and baked together like prison loaf. Wtf?

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>> No.10125749

>>10125714
this is satire, right? this can't be real holy shit

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>>10125708
liberals is media and media is owned by Jews, what do you think?

>> No.10125755

>>10123423
Doesn't the food get partially digested in her saliva? How does that affect the result?

>> No.10125765

>>10125401
this makes mustard gas

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>>10125765
did someone say mustard gas?

>> No.10125788

>>10125749
that one seems real, and I think it looks fine, nice platings. a lot of effort but I guess there's a place for it.

>>10125508
this on the other hand is a meme chef named Jacques la Merde who plates shitty/junk food like it's 3-star shit as a satire schtick.

>> No.10125792

>>10125778
Too late the FBI is en route to your house.

>> No.10125800

>>10125788
>sec 0:50, 0:45
>looks fine

>> No.10125806

>>10125752

You need to go back.

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>>10125800
50s is fine.

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>>10125806
(you)

>> No.10125852

>>10123141
Naples, Italy

>> No.10125860

>>10125810
If this isn't the most pretentious shit I've seen

>> No.10125864

>>10122968
NO NO NO NO NO NO NO

Who the fuck would eat that and I'm sure those burger buns where horrible.

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>>10123295
What the fuck? How disrespectful to a good cut of meat. Fucking douche.

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>>10125864
the faggots that made it especially ehem Harley the biggest faggot

>> No.10125878

>>10123662
That's a swan, you worthless cunt.

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>> No.10125975

>>10124336
>steal someone's land
>they fight back
>call them lunatics
damn, JIDF is upping their game.

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>>10123116
all my keks

>> No.10125993

>>10122410
>spiritual gangster

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>>10125181
>>10125202
fucking uncultured americans

>> No.10126010

>>10123423
Fucking degenerately disgusting. Fucking pig.

>> No.10126015

>>10125878

Swans are evil manifest in avian form. As such they are illegal to kill in the UK.

>> No.10126026

>>10125045
anime website

>> No.10126048

>>10123229
i like this feeling

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>> No.10126097

>>10122985
>island
geography much, bro?

>> No.10126133

>>10123226
That's his only skill in life. All he has to look forward to now is a grim, soulless, meaningless, existence, realizing he has peaked at an early age.

>> No.10126143

>>10123283
Stoner food

>> No.10126157

>>10122231
this is a movie about a guy that starts up a food truck

>> No.10126188

>>10122928
most koreans are ugly as fuck

>> No.10126225

>>10126133
Holy projecting

>> No.10126232

>>10126048
same tbqh
fapping after cutting jalapenos gives this nice warm feeling

>> No.10126236

>>10123693
he baked it

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>> No.10126309

>>10126188
Fuck off, stop being jealous because men naturally prefer koreans. You're probably a 28 year old white roastie and a 50 year old korean woman looks much hotter than you. You pay the price for eating shit fast food and being a roastie, stop bitching about your life choices that made you a face wrinkled, jelly pocked hag.

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>>10126317
I really hope your false flagging and not being unironic m8

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>>10125650
You think all the fucking news articles were written by teenagers? Yeah, I'm the childish one here. My whole point was that this did not deserve to be treated as actual news, but it was.

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>> No.10126424

>>10125878
No that's a goose you retard

>> No.10126446

>>10125401
>americans

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>>10124412
We were talking about muslim terrorists, dipshit. And there are clear differences between the three religions.

>>10125975
>Muslims were there first
LOL ok

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>> No.10126543

>>10122968
america
stop

>> No.10126555

>>10126543
>calls out America automatically
their Canadians you dummy

>> No.10126566

>>10125860
>not noma

>> No.10126567

>>10126513
Native Americans have firmer historic right to America than Jews have to Israel. Their loss was more recent. Should we start evicting white people from the new world?

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>>10126567
HEY HOW ABOUT THAT FOOD AND OR COOKING

>> No.10126575

>>10126087
>Manlet cuisine

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>>10125593

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ydwaz2oPWY0

>what the fuck is wrong with people?

>> No.10126638

>>10125202
>>10125181
Idiots

>> No.10126647

>>10126535
Make it hollow and fill it with jelly

>> No.10126658

>>10126567
Native Americans are allowed to live freely in America

>> No.10126660

>>10122578
Corneas are pretty gross, I'll admit.

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>>10126567
>Native Americans have firmer historic right to America than Jews have to Israel.
Tell me how that is in any way relevant. Still, pls quantify that for me.

>Their loss was more recent.
Is that it? Now think about how long Israel has to exist for you to recognise it as jewish clay, then wait. Problem solved.

>> No.10126731

>>10125810
Meme cuisine

>> No.10126752

>>10122425
>>10123428
>>10124300
Pomegranate sauce

>> No.10126759

>>10126535
Big rainbow lazy dick

>> No.10126792

>>10122960
What are they though? Minnows? Leeches??

>> No.10126798

>>10126513
Lift strong snibber.

>> No.10126808

>>10126792
minnows

>> No.10126819

>>10126792
Loaches

>> No.10126821

>>10123036
Why is she nigger lipping the bottle?

>> No.10126836 [DELETED] 

>>10126513
People lived in the levant long before the Israelites arrived

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>> No.10126861

>>10125401
Five stars

>> No.10126927

>>10126566
Ok what's noma? If it's more pretentious than that shit I want to see how bad

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>>10122960
what?

>> No.10126973

>>10124263
seems more attention whore than badass imo

>> No.10127005

>>10125752
did she died?

>> No.10127020

>>10122192
that bread is full of soup for some reason

>> No.10127062

The real test of elistism is between France and Japan - other countries need not apply.

>> No.10127067

>>10127005
nah, the cat was just giving her a big hug

>> No.10127098

>>10123229
You rubbed a little girls eyes with your balls? WTF??

>> No.10127100

>>10126535
1:01 if that doesn't look like the beginning to a porn

>> No.10127118

>>10125810
>carrot tartare
kek

>> No.10127127 [DELETED] 

>>10125975
Every day I wake up and think to myself, "I wish there was one more Islamic country on Earth". This is what compels me to fight Israel.

kek

>> No.10127142

>>10122246
Kek

>> No.10127167

>>10122960
I thought I was the only one that puts those clear plastic bags from the produce section on my tableware so I don't have to do the dishes.

>> No.10127173

>>10122960
>flashback to stileproject porn
oh god

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>>10126836
Yeah let's give clay back to extinct people.

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>> No.10127308

>>10123229
I cut peppers and then started jerking off about 20mins after. I felt it pretty quickly but didn't stop. Holy fuck that nut was intense.

>> No.10127325

>>10124840
While there is the possibility they were just acting in front of the camera, I totally believe people do that.

>> No.10127342

>>10127308

The more deviant the porn the better it feels.

>> No.10127350

>>10124840

Home cooking is for wives. Serious Business is for men because women cannot take the pressure. See also: michelin stars.

>> No.10127354

>>10127308
try rosemary next time your gf will go nuts

>> No.10127365

>>10126087
kinda breaks my immersion using the kitchen lighter to light the stove don't you think?

>> No.10127368

>>10126927
It's a Danish restaurant.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wqDaZsgR5zg

And I use the word "restaurant" loosely. I kind of want to go there one of these days for the experience but it really is pretentious beyond reason.

>> No.10127370

>>10127365
Tiny fire is definitely hard to make.

>> No.10127380

>>10123229
>tfw I've done this so many times that I now actually enjoy and look forward to the sensation

I don't know if I should be happy for the enhanced wank or concerned about my downward spiral into total degeneracy.

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>> No.10127455

>>10126638
uma

>> No.10127492

>>10124330
Germany doesn't have real eagles, they're making a joke referring to a coat of arms for Germanic people. Then listing things the Germans did, the real biggest eagle in the world is found in the Philippines

>> No.10127566

>>10123627
nigger we understand what's happening, the point is that its not easy

>> No.10127583

>>10125037
You'd think so but I haven't been.

>> No.10127724

>>10125872
is LA Beast unironically /ourguy/?

>> No.10127741

>>10127724
I'd say he is.

>> No.10127746

>>10123248
got em

>> No.10127754

>>10123588
why are cows so cute

>> No.10127944

>>10123050
fuck thats impressive

>> No.10128561

>>10125401
I fully expected that recipe to incorporate half a gram of Adderall.

>> No.10128736

>>10127244
wew lad, levantines are still here

>> No.10129425

>>10125755
Not really, saliva makes it easier for teeth to chew the food. Everything gets digested by stomach acid.

>> No.10129659

>>10125755
>>10129425
Yes, there are enzymes in your spit that break down the food. Mainly the sugars IIRC.

>> No.10129767

>>10122904
>everyone shitting on this
>tfw plan to make this

>> No.10129849

>>10127492
facts

i mean, c'mon.

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