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[Anonymous No.10127110]

[Anonymous No.10127216]

[Anonymous No.10127226]

[Anonymous No.10127294]

yum yum

[Anonymous No.10127306]

Food Porn with sound.

https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1518319564301.webm

CAUTION: May not be work safe (if you work in a church or school).

[Anonymous No.10127378]

>>10127216
source

[Anonymous No.10127390]

>>10127110
>inb4 inb4

[Anonymous No.10127398]

>>10127294
i've had less visceral reactions watching gore

[Anonymous No.10127409]

>>10127226
I was going to say something rude about the value of your webm, but then near the end I realised what it was.

[Anonymous No.10127412]

>>10127294
based

[Anonymous No.10127532]

[Anonymous No.10127543]

>>10127294

[Anonymous No.10127593]

[chop No.10127620]

>>10127110
Neat. I remember seeing a machine like that at a baker's we visited with school back in the 8th grade.
We spent a whole night visiting different places that operated at night. I don't remember them all but there was the baker,a local Kellogg's factory, a power plant (which burnt trash) and a police station at least. We started at like 11 PM and went from place to place ending at something like 7 AM.
We also went to an indoor swimming pool. It was a strange treat to us kids getting to swim at that place at something like four in the morning.

Thanks for reminding me of that, OP. It was a really good experience. I hope the school still arranges trips like that.

[Anonymous No.10127721]

[Anonymous No.10127731]

>>10127620
Not a problem friend. Are you a fellow Minnesotan? because near the twin cities is a Kellogg factory.

[Anonymous No.10127744]

>inb4 the inb4 niggers

[Anonymous No.10127757]

[Anonymous No.10127802]

>>10127216
Please give me the source.

[Anonymous No.10127867]

>>10127802
>source
say sauce instead. sorry, though, I have no idea

[Anonymous No.10127872]

>>10127867
>say sauce instead
Yes, he needs to use the secret 4chan lingo so everyone thinks he's cool

[Anonymous No.10127874]

[Anonymous No.10127960]

>>10127872
no it's cause it's the cooking board, like how you say fig instead of fag, and baste instead of based

[Anonymous No.10127964]

[Anonymous No.10127966]

>>10127306
>71% of men cum in 3 minutes
You guys are chumps holy shit

[Anonymous No.10127983]

>>10127757
That middle one needs to get darker foundation she looks like a clown

[Anonymous No.10128008]

>>10127867
why not salsa then

[Anonymous No.10128011]

>>10127874
this makes me happy

[Anonymous No.10128013]

>>10128011
Well then keep your fork because there's pie.

[Anonymous No.10128018]

>>10127306
without knowing the source of their research or the sample size it means nothing. They could have only asked 100 people or 1000 but we have 7b people in the world, like 400m in the only place that matters, and I highly doubt they ask everyone because they've never asked me or anyone else in this thread for that matter.

[Anonymous No.10128040]

>>10127960
>it's the cooking board
all the more reason to use the correct term; 'source'. to avoid any confusion.

i'll bet you like trains.

[Anonymous No.10128085]

[Anonymous No.10128089]

>>10128013
Ahh the days of modget.

[Anonymous No.10128108]

[chop No.10128111]

>>10128089
Things could always be worse, anon

[Anonymous No.10128116]

[Anonymous No.10128124]

[Anonymous No.10128129]

>>10128116
>Jack
Wow wonder why

[Anonymous No.10128141]

>>10128108
Jesus fucking christ

[Anonymous No.10128148]

>>10128108
Chinks. The original soyboys.

[Anonymous No.10128149]

>>10127378
>>10127802
Don't quote me on it, but I'm pretty sure it's from 1 Litre of Tears. There's a book, TV Series, and film.

[Anonymous No.10128151]

>>10128116
>Whiskey
>Bourbon
???????

[Anonymous No.10128153]

>>10128116
This was especially fun to watch after I've been drinking whiskey from a plastic bottle all day

[Anonymous No.10128156]

>>10128151
Of course I don't expect the anime child to understand liquor.

[Anonymous No.10128163]

>>10128116
>you're coughing a lot
>I have a cold
>not because you're weak sauce?
Lmao

[Anonymous No.10128164]

>>10128156
>I'm a big boy cause I abuse alcohol!
Grow the fuck up

[Anonymous No.10128167]

>>10128040
so many newfags tonight wow-wee

[Anonymous No.10128173]

>>10127966
they prob meant with a partner. your results are different

[Anonymous No.10128181]

I'm running out of koreans eating shit videos.

[Anonymous No.10128187]

>>10128164
Knowing that bourbon is whiskey isn't the same a abusing alcohol you fucking summer time baby

[Anonymous No.10128200]

>>10128187
Sure, justify your self destructive ways however you want you drunk.

[Anonymous No.10128204]

[Anonymous No.10128227]

>>10127964

ok im sold on the anti-bear camp box

[Anonymous No.10128239]

>>10128181
Try heavy-r

[Anonymous No.10128241]

>>10128239

[Anonymous No.10128243]

>>10128239
Is this a channel or what? Googling is not giving me anything useful.

[chop No.10128245]

>>10127731
Nope. Danish actually.
I think that Kellogg's factory has since closed actually.

[Anonymous No.10128248]

>>10128181
i feel like american styles of barbecue would be more familiar to koreans than most any other asian countries.

[Anonymous No.10128250]

>>10128167
>implying

[Anonymous No.10128251]

>>10128243
It's a website

[Anonymous No.10128256]

>>10127757
>>10127983
what the fuck are you talking about.. the middle one could ask me to suck turds out of her constipated ass and I'd liquidate my 401k for the chance. Shut up retard and watch.

[Anonymous No.10128262]

>>10127306
>takes me 30-45 minutes to cum
>couldn't at all with my last partner
SSRIs are suffering

[Anonymous No.10128264]

>>10127226
>prove fermat's last theorem for homework

[Anonymous No.10128268]

>>10127721
don't breath this

[Anonymous No.10128272]

>>10128268
I like that Blendtec is old enough that it can be posted and feel nostalgic.

[Anonymous No.10128281]

>>10127216
Thank you, anon. I've seen that image a thousand times over the years, but i've never seen where it came from

[Anonymous No.10128284]

>>10127306
>only 40% of women have tried anal

that's more than a quarter of the planet

[Anonymous No.10128288]

>>10128111
>not a mod
things literally only mods say

[Anonymous No.10128290]

>>10128284
check your math retard

[Anonymous No.10128292]

>>10128173

[Anonymous No.10128317]

[Anonymous No.10128320]

[Anonymous No.10128344]

>>10128320
I don't get it

[Anonymous No.10128349]

>>10128344
If you fill the glass beyond a certain point the entire glass will drain to empty.

[Anonymous No.10128354]

>>10128349
What kind of retarded snobbery compels someone to make that

[Anonymous No.10128358]

>>10128349
That's dumb roastie bullshit

[Anonymous No.10128360]

>>10127757
I don't know what the fuck they're doing but my yellow fever is flaring up something fierce.

[Anonymous No.10128362]

>>10128360

[Anonymous No.10128375]

>>10128362
Fuck man, I'm going to Seoul this spring I guess

[Anonymous No.10128376]

>>10128375

[Anonymous No.10128377]

>>10128354
>>10128358
It was invented by Pythagoras to keep people from drinking too much at his parties, not kidding

[Anonymous No.10128389]

>>10128377
Well his parties sound like shit.

[Anonymous No.10128399]

>>10128377
What a fucking queer

[Anonymous No.10128402]

>>10128116
>>10128108
I need more of these.

[Anonymous No.10128408]

>>10128243
>Bite the glass table thinking it is candy
>Get a mouthful of broken glass shards

[Anonymous No.10128413]

>>10128408
Glass and sugar have very different breaking points. She was smart and applied just enough pressure.

[Anonymous No.10128416]

>>10128377
get two glasses QED

[Anonymous No.10128418]

>>10128344
>>10128354
>>10128358
>>10128389
>>10128399
You have to be over 18 to browse this forum.

[Anonymous No.10128424]

>>10128418
Why are you here then?

[Anonymous No.10128429]

>>10127964
IS THAT A REAL FUCKING BEAR

[Anonymous No.10128432]

>>10128429
Why would you use a fake bear?

[Anonymous No.10128450]

[Anonymous No.10128453]

>>10127964
The bear for sure was the bulk of this commercials budget. But damn is it effective

[Anonymous No.10128458]

>>10128418
>only underage kids like alcohol
wat

[Anonymous No.10128469]

>>10128458
>underage kids like alcohol so much they don't know restraint
ftfy

[Anonymous No.10128471]

>>10128450
Guess I know what I am blowing all of my money on.

[Anonymous No.10128479]

>>10128469
Are you honestly implying you'd like to go to a party where the host autistically limits everyone's drinks so they don't get more drunk than he thinks you should be? You are definitely younger than 22

[Anonymous No.10128480]

>>10128479
He would probably be the autistic host.

[Anonymous No.10128485]

>>10127110
>Watched this webm thinking this was somehow involved in the making of pizzas

[Anonymous No.10128486]

>>10127110
Disgusting machines making disgusting "food". Beware, brothers.

[Anonymous No.10128491]

>>10128108
Hahahahaha gotta love it.
I knew this dude back in school who could shotgun a 24oz in like 4 seconds. It was pretty intense.

I'm more of a pint chugger myself.

[Anonymous No.10128499]

>>10128479
No, that's not a party I'd like to go to. It's much more efficient to just not serve people too much booze to begin with, so you take into account many people will come and only buy a reasonable amount of alcohol. 3L of beer per man, two bottles of wine for the women, and maybe a bottle of whatever distilled stuff you prefer for every 5-10 people. That way you don't end up with people overconsuming.

Also, I don't go to parties where people consciously drink themselves into a stupor anymore.

[Anonymous No.10128501]

>>10128499
So you are the autistic host that limits everyone's drinks.

[Anonymous No.10128506]

>>10128479
>Going to a party where everyone gets shit faced
Grow up

[Anonymous No.10128509]

>>10128499
This kind of calculating about what other people drink is why you're a fucking nerd who's defending a drink policing glass on 4chan

[Anonymous No.10128510]

>>10128501
I'm the autistic host who doesn't have to deal with drunk people barfing over my couch. Again.

>>10128509
The glass is neat, deal with it.

[Anonymous No.10128518]

>>10128510
Cheers, mate. Too late to keep trying to harass you. Yeah, the design actually is interesting

[Anonymous No.10128524]

>>10128116
I like how two of them think JD is a rich person's drink. Crazy Koreans.

[Anonymous No.10128530]

>>10127294
gross. cold raw spam is the equivalent to cadaver cock.

[Anonymous No.10128536]

>>10128116
I rove Rack Daniels!

[Anonymous No.10128551]

[Anonymous No.10128557]

[Anonymous No.10128575]

>>10128204
Is "Melts in your mouth" just a meme if it won't even melt in a 1000 degree fire?

[Anonymous No.10128584]

>>10128575
Short answer: Super high heats cause a different chemical reaction and cause the chocolate to react different.

[Anonymous No.10128591]

>>10128575
Well, is your mouth normally 1000 degrees?
Obviously not, so how can you compare the melting point of chocolate in your mouth to a thousand degree steel ball?

[Anonymous No.10128593]

>>10127306
>tfw larger than 6 inches

[Anonymous No.10128601]

>>10128593
But women don't like it when you strike against their cervix.

[Anonymous No.10128605]

>>10127306
>5 inches and last for only like 5 minutes unless I edge
Wow! I'm normal and totally not small after all!!

[Anonymous No.10128614]

>>10128601
i'll be gentle

[Anonymous No.10128620]

>>10128204
What is this a fucking musket ball?

[Anonymous No.10128624]

>>10128620
>Palm sized musketballs
Do you live in a cartoon or something?

[Anonymous No.10128632]

>>10127964
amazing

[Anonymous No.10128636]

>>10128399
He was greek, they all were homos back then

[Anonymous No.10128637]

>>10128264
I swear I've seen this exact same response posted before. It's like I'm stuck in a time loop on the Event Horizon or something.

[Anonymous No.10128640]

>>10127294
>webm is 1:04 in length
>timer says 1:11
Something is afoot

[Anonymous No.10128645]

>>10128637
remember that you're here forever

[Anonymous No.10128648]

>>10128624
>palm sized
Do you live in an asylum or something?

[Anonymous No.10128655]

>>10128648
Do you live in Europe or something?

[Anonymous No.10128676]

>>10128108
>>10128116
South Koreans drink far more than Americans (look it up), shotgunning is slow, and Jack Daniel's is filth.

[Anonymous No.10128683]

>>10128486
Fuck off Ludd.

[Anonymous No.10128685]

>>10128645
>being this new

[Anonymous No.10128701]

>>10128676
Koreans can't handle their alcohol for shit. That's why they're done after a bottle of soju and all their beer is watered down.

[Anonymous No.10128778]

>>10128701
>(look it up)

[Anonymous No.10128786]

>>10128778
>(go fuck yourself weeb)

[Anonymous No.10128791]

>>10128778
I just did... thirteen shots a week is considered a lot? Hmm.

[Anonymous No.10128835]

>>10128181
good

[Anonymous No.10128841]

>>10128676
Americans are weird about drinking. As a Slav who traveled there I can safely say I drank more during my highschool days than they do during college and yet it's made out to be such a big deal.

[Anonymous No.10128902]

>>10128479
It's just a fun thing to have. Check out his youtube channel (it's amazing) - He collects toys and novelties and alike. He's got lots of strange glassware and wine bottles.

[Anonymous No.10128945]

>>10128841
I spent some time in america as a brit and found drinking culture 'different'. I was 21 so could legally drink, I had been in pubs here since about 16-17 and knew what I was doing ordering a drink. Everybody thought I was some kind of novelty because I could hold a few drinks/drink for an evening without getting stupid. I'd been drinking since I was 14 or so, downing whole bottles of vodka in parks, drinking like an idiot which according to them was grounds for rehab in america, but fairly normal to me to be honest. It was like I did my american aged 19-22 drinking when I was 14. Now I'm older I can understand that I definitely did NOT know how to handle my drink, but I certainly handled it better than most americans in their 20's and even 30's.

[Anonymous No.10128950]

I don't mind the reposts, I just wish it was less factory lines and gadgets and more actual cooking (that isn't worthless TASTY bullshit)

[Anonymous No.10128951]

>>10128945
Imagine how much better your brain would be today if you hadn't been drinking like that in your formative years. It's regrettable, really.

[Anonymous No.10128994]

>>10128951
You've got to start somewhere. The argument for the sanctity of brain 'development' can be stretched out well into your 20's and even early 30's. There would also be an argument that 'development' is what we are talking about here, changes. It slows down and stops because people don't tend to do many new things once they are in their 30's. If you say people can't do new things until their early 30's you'd find that 'development' continues throughout their 30's. I can't say I'm better or worse due to past proclivities, unfortunately I just am. To be honest most of my teenage years and early 20's seem to be a regrettable blur of poor decision making, but then I'd not be who I am today and I can't say I'd even know what I could have been instead? Very dull?

[Anonymous No.10129004]

>>10128994
Is there anybody spending time on 4chan who isn't very dull? It seems unlikely.

[Anonymous No.10129016]

>>10129004
Dude this is fucking 4chan. The asshole of the internet. We would have created the n word if it didn't already exist. Reevaluate why you're here

[Anonymous No.10129055]

>>10127532
that ground beef is incredibly under spiced.

[Anonymous No.10129070]

>>10127532
This is fucking gross. Giant mince plate with lots of cheese and bacon? Did a child come up with the idea? Also where does this grated dry mozzarella come from? You can grate it if you freeze it, but what is that stuff? It isn't mozzarella.

[Anonymous No.10129088]

>>10129004
Depends what you use 4chan for. I can't be exciting or interesting all the time and whilst surfing the internet I'm not exactly at my most vibrant, but I've certainly done enough stuff in life to have some stories to tell.

Thing is, drugs and alcohol for a long time gave my life a sense of purpose. This sounds superficially tragic, but a lot of people work just to get fucked on the weekend. I tried to find a way to get fucked all the time without working which involved some creativity. Combine a drive and desire with creativity and generally you've got the foundations for something different.

These days I am a lot more grounded and content with being ordinary, bored and boring, but for a time I wasn't and I'm kind of thankful for my misdirected energy because if I'd tried to into ordinary, bored and boring at a young age when I did have the drive and desire to try and do something exceptional I'd have likely killed myself by now.

Unfortunately a lot of art comes from suffering and that suffering is prolonged by a lack of awareness, but for the 3rd party observer that art is fantastic and by living vicariously through it makes the mundane tolerable.

[Anonymous No.10129091]

>>10129004
Not when it comes to alcohol on /ck/.

[Anonymous No.10129114]

>>10127543
Jesus fucking christ. Clearly the aim is to cram them in without chewing. I can imagine if he'd had to chew and swallow there'd be a period at the end where he was doing so for another 30 seconds.

[Anonymous No.10129118]

>>10127721
Triggered hard as have lost a lot of good cichlids over the years and had to lay to rest as big or bigger pets.

[Anonymous No.10129346]

[Anonymous No.10129386]

>>10128362
>[coughs in Korean]
I want to hear that.

[Anonymous No.10129405]

>>10127216

I feel a bit better about it now that I know she didn't fall on the way to giving him that food.

[Anonymous No.10129424]

>>10127216
top kek so that's where that pic is from

[Anonymous No.10129438]

>>10129346
pretty cool. wouldn't figure it'd actually create so much pressure as that.

[Anonymous No.10129442]

>>10128116
>Jack Daniels
>Whiskey
Worst Korea continues to prove itself worst.

[Anonymous No.10129496]

>>10128181
do you have any koreans eating shit videos

[Anonymous No.10129498]

>>10128601
women like what you tell them to like

[Anonymous No.10129513]

>>10128317
>wear gloves
Fucking pussies.

[Anonymous No.10129520]

>>10129498
women like what they want to like

[Anonymous No.10129528]

>>10127721
what a waste of tilapia

[Anonymous No.10129568]

>>10128151
Bourbon is whiskey you fucking moron

[Anonymous No.10129570]

>>10128187
Forcing it to be part of that corn sugar water is abusing alcohol.

[Anonymous No.10129610]

>>10127532
>excessive amounts of bacon
Aaaand there's where i close the webm

[Anonymous No.10129723]

>>10129528
Tilapia is the worst fish you can eat.

[Anonymous No.10129760]

>>10128676
>(look it up)

The best source for any claim on the internet.

[Anonymous No.10129822]

>>10128640
A common practice when encoding webms to post here is to speed them up by about 10% or so, which helps reduce the file size. Most people never notice.

[Anonymous No.10129829]

>>10128320
How to make a fucking mess and waste wine/champagne.

[Anonymous No.10129876]

>>10128262
consider mirapex

[Anonymous No.10129894]

>>10128450
kid had too much enthusiasm, should have been fired

>>10128471
>Guess I know what I am blowing all of my money on.
prostitute?

[Anonymous No.10129910]

>>10128164
holy shit you're buttblasted for being called out about an elementary school mistake

[Anonymous No.10129920]

>>10128450
that's so fucking stupid but i would love to have one. especially because it's so comically huge

[Anonymous No.10130372]

>>10128601
boys dont have cervixes silly.

[Anonymous No.10130534]

[Anonymous No.10130547]

>>10130534
TASTY for /out/ and /k/

[Anonymous No.10130552]

>>10130534

[Anonymous No.10130632]

[Anonymous No.10130647]

>>10130534
>I just sandwiched melted cheese and bacon between two halves of a steak
>here, let me slice the sandwich in half so I can show you what melted cheese and bacon between two half steaks looks like in profile

also why is he wearing rapist gloves though?

[Anonymous No.10130653]

>>10129528

... You are trolling right?

[Anonymous No.10130673]

>>10130632
Tried this recipe last weeks lads.

All went fine until I got some egg shell in the batter. Fucked the whole thing.

No cupcakes for Gran's 90th birthday. Gran was hospitalised the next day. Mum's not talked to me in a week.

Not a recipe for beginners lads

[Anonymous No.10130674]

>>10128151
>Jack Daniels
>Bourbon

[Anonymous No.10130716]

>>10128317
>gloves
>for jalapenos

We truly live in the worst timeline

[Anonymous No.10130736]

>>10128951
This why the hell are you bragging about downing bottles of vodka in public at 14
Thats just flat out retarded

[Anonymous No.10130748]

>>10130716
>>10129513
can't have a fap with jalapeno shit on your hands

[Anonymous No.10130776]

>>10130534
this is horrible

[Anonymous No.10130821]

>>10130736
He says "drinking like an idiot", I don't think he's bragging, it's just regular British childhood.

[Anonymous No.10130836]

>>10128551
I just will never understand these videos. The cola gummi or that huge worm gummi. Who needs that much gummi candy all in one object? I love gummi candies, they're pretty tasty, but these giant ones are just retarded. Especially that scene at the grill with the two holding them and chatting. Like bitch, no one will ever do that.

[Anonymous No.10130978]

>>10130736
Because there is literally nothing that obsessed ass yuropoors won't say to pretend to be superior to the US. They'd drink their own piss if they thought it'd give them a reason to act superior.

[Anonymous No.10130991]

>>10127532
looks like shit
just because you put good ingredients together doesn't mean it will taste good
fucking under spiced buzzfeed shit

[Anonymous No.10131004]

>>10130991
What extra spices and in what quantities would you have added to improve this dish?

[Anonymous No.10131091]

>>10130673
didnt you see the webm? it clearly says no shells man you should have paid attention

[Anonymous No.10131171]

>>10130836
>I just will never understand these videos. The cola gummi or that huge worm gummi. Who needs that much gummi candy all in one object?

https://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph590e43a23f02a

[Anonymous No.10131176]

>>10127964
>can't get your food back from the bear ever again because it's a fucking bear
>but at least you cuck him out of getting your food
Based

[Anonymous No.10131182]

>>10128557
This would actually be a pretty good idea for chicken if it didn't look so cheap and flimsy.

[Anonymous No.10131198]

>>10128701
Can confirm, grew up in Orange County with a huge slope population and most cannot hang, go to any KBBQ restaurant if you need further proof.

[Anonymous No.10131272]

>>10128320
Wine from the nile

[Anonymous No.10131284]

>>10128149
Wrong. It's from Love Letter.

[Anonymous No.10131334]

>>10128620
Nickel

[Anonymous No.10131362]

>>10130836
It's a novelty product

If you can't understand stupid novelties then you might actually have IRL asbergers

[Anonymous No.10131425]

>>10128377
>drink the amount the glass allows
>get another
>tfw pythagoras failed to outsmart alcoholics

[Anonymous No.10131430]

>>10127532
>soy sauce on bacon
wtf does this taste like

[Anonymous No.10131470]

>>10128262
Yeah that was tough shit. But before taking ssris i had pre mature ejaculation and when i quit taking medication i was cured so i guess the three years of almost not being able to cum were worth it in the end in my case

[Anonymous No.10131478]

>>10128506
>he doesn't get absolutely trashed with his friends every so often

It makes for some fun stories man calm down

[Anonymous No.10131481]

>>10131430
Try it and tell us

[Anonymous No.10131504]

>>10129528
POOR FAGS IN MY BOARD?!

[Anonymous No.10131515]

>>10131430
very salty

[Anonymous No.10131582]

>>10128239
Got the weirdest popup "ad" from them once. It said I was under arrest for watching obscene porn, but I could pay a fine in iTunes gift cards instead. All I had to do was sign up for $500 in free iTunes gift cards.

[Anonymous No.10131596]

>>10128151
Bourbon is a whiskey. Scotch is a whiskey. Bourbon is not scotch.

[Anonymous No.10131648]

>>10127110
To what end?

[Anonymous No.10131670]

>>10127226
well there're apples so it's ck related

[Anonymous No.10131674]

>>10128418
>forum

[Anonymous No.10131705]

>>10127532
absolutely disgusting desu

[Anonymous No.10131713]

>>10131582
thats mad

[Anonymous No.10131725]

>>10128256
take a look at yourself, guy

[Anonymous No.10131753]

>>10131596
thank you senpai

[Anonymous No.10131770]

>>10130534
I would never do this but I'd eat it none the less.

[Anonymous No.10131816]

>>10128557
Imagine if your head was in there.
Yikes.

[Anonymous No.10132181]

[Anonymous No.10132223]

>>10131674
>Cookies in cream cheese
Did they literally just put mini oreos into a block of cream cheese and put it in there? Also jesus christ, I want to see the calorie cont for this. It can't be anything less than 10 trillion.

[Anonymous No.10132398]

>>10130534
I can understand making this and eating it as sort of a dumb snack, but who the fuck would think this to be worth filming and putting on the internet?

[Anonymous No.10132423]

>>10132181
THREE weenies!!!!

[Anonymous No.10132425]

>>10127593
Have you seen korean pizzas?

Koreans have absolutely shit taste. If anything it just proves how shit and hollow chicago style is.

[Anonymous No.10132442]

>>10131816
SAD!! MANY SUCH CASES EVERY YEAR!!

[Anonymous No.10132443]

>>10128418
>forum
you need to leave

[Anonymous No.10132448]

>>10129610
mashallah

[Anonymous No.10132449]

>>10132443

[Anonymous No.10132491]

>>10132425

[Anonymous No.10132506]

>>10132425
I love how you wrote this post exactly as if you were trying to prove somebody wrong despite no one ever asking you.

[Anonymous No.10132518]

>>10132425

[Anonymous No.10132543]

>>10132518
That is plasticy and gross looking. Also the pizza looks bad.

[Anonymous No.10132561]

>>10129346
ive seen these before, old school popcorn makers.

[Anonymous No.10132577]

>>10128239
lol

[Anonymous No.10132611]

>>10132543
Wait a minute... OOOOOH YOU WERE SAYING THE GIRL LOOKS PLASTICY SINCE SHE'S KOREAN I GET IT!!! XD

[Anonymous No.10132627]

>>10132543
that was my point anon.
shrimp on anything REEEEEEEEEE they're bugs of the sea, gross.

[Anonymous No.10132647]

>>10128116
>Not drinking Glenfiddich.
What the fuck is this shit?

[Anonymous No.10132667]

>>10128085
I need this, where the fuck can I buy this shit in Canuck land?

[Anonymous No.10132680]

>>10128841
they got fucked up because of prohibition

[Anonymous No.10132716]

>>10132181
yeah boi

[Anonymous No.10132722]

>>10132518
I think she's pretty attractive, you racists.

[Anonymous No.10132756]

[Anonymous No.10132767]

>>10131182
Just brine the chicken in water and anything which is water soluble. My favorite is bay leaves, salt, ground thyme, and cloves.

[Anonymous No.10132839]

>>10132518
stop posting this dumb slut

[Anonymous No.10132871]

>>10132722
>Racist
I am Korean and I think she's ugly. To clarify myself, she's "attractive" but with a bad aftertaste because of the generic K-poop surgery and heavy makeup routine. There are many natural beauties in Korea; this is not it.

[Anonymous No.10132880]

>>10132425
have you eaten a korean pizza? they're actually pretty good

[Anonymous No.10132888]

>>10132871
Who cares? She isn't the sort of women you'd marry, just 'date' a bit.

[Anonymous No.10132889]

>>10132839
I'll post it next time in your honor ;^)

[Anonymous No.10132897]

>>10132839
Shut up roastie, she's hot as fuck! Stop wailing about the fact asians are hotter than you and at 50 will look like you at 30.

[Anonymous No.10132914]

[Anonymous No.10132929]

[Anonymous No.10132930]

>>10132888
Yeah maybe. But every women deserves a chance for a good marriage and family. This casual marriage-free "fuck n toss" society is starting to become cancerous and it's creating many narcissistic childless 50-year old ajummas.

[Anonymous No.10132944]

>>10132897
I think /gif/ and /hc/ is the right board for you :)

[Anonymous No.10132948]

>>10132930
I already have children, so...

[Anonymous No.10132953]

>>10132756
Now i want a pork dumpling.

[Anonymous No.10132957]

>>10128204

Did they serve that on an ashtray?

[Anonymous No.10132959]

>>10132948
well good for you then

[Anonymous No.10133029]

>>10132959
Why don't you have children?

[Anonymous No.10133036]

>>10133029
can't find a woman to inseminate

[Anonymous No.10133038]

>>10132914
Looks yummy.

[Anonymous No.10133047]

>>10133036
But Korea is full of women? I mean, in Japan, they've actually got the problem of having too many women, why not look there?

[Anonymous No.10133099]

[chop No.10133115]

>>10133099
Is that chef John? Looks like his style of filming and cutting.

[Anonymous No.10133136]

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[Anonymous No.10133173]

>>10133099
and as always, eeeeenjoyyyy~~~~ :)))))))))))

[Anonymous No.10133190]

[Anonymous No.10133197]

>>10133190
What the fuck?

[Anonymous No.10133225]

[Anonymous No.10133242]

>>10132518
She looks like literal plastic, do people really find this thing attractive wtf?

[Acbn !7CUUUUUUUU No.10133247]

>>10133099

Raw.

Needs to be fully cooked.

If I was served that at a restaurant I'd laugh, standup, and leave without paying

[Anonymous No.10133251]

>>10132880
No. it's terrible.

[Anonymous No.10133321]

[Anonymous No.10133329]

[Anonymous No.10133355]

[Anonymous No.10133387]

>>10133355
I love how a lot of Mexispic fast food is literally just piling a whole bunch of shit together and then smothering it with 60 different condiments.

[Anonymous No.10133396]

>>10131674
Americans need to be purged

[Anonymous No.10133397]

>>10133247
Hey, know how I can tell you're a faggot?

[Anonymous No.10133409]

>>10132181
>"I've only been with 2 or 3 guys, I swear!"

[Anonymous No.10133410]

>>10133387
There's nothing wrong with that, gringo.

[Anonymous No.10133411]

>>10129723
>he doesn't know

[Anonymous No.10133412]

>>10133355
just what the fuck, honestly

[Anonymous No.10133415]

forgot I had this webum

[Anonymous No.10133417]

>>10132181
idk what this is but it looks really delicious.

>>10133409
this is very funny

[Anonymous No.10133422]

>>10133355
This is fucking amazing desu.

[Anonymous No.10133426]

>>10133415
I'd let her have sex with me, no joke

[Anonymous No.10133428]

>>10132518
Koreans have this beauty standard that makes them all look exactly the same, absolutely disgusting.

[Anonymous No.10133445]

[Anonymous No.10133448]

>>10133412
Didn't you know that doridos were quality ingredients?

[Anonymous No.10133482]

>>10133417
El atrocidad...

[Anonymous No.10133535]

>>10133321
a classic

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1H2bRd91sZw

[Anonymous No.10133549]

[Anonymous No.10133563]

>>10133549
>Mustard
fucking ruined

[Anonymous No.10133578]

>>10133563
it's a Cuban sandwich, m8. it looks tasty

[Acbn !7CUUUUUUUU No.10133655]

Post some Jack

[Anonymous No.10133696]

Ok

[Anonymous No.10133714]

>>10133696
>inb4 *chokes to death*

[Anonymous No.10133717]

>>10133655

>Jack with a gun

What could possibly go wrong?

[Anonymous No.10133738]

>>10133247
niggers like you can't afford this sort of restaurants.

[Anonymous No.10133773]

ok

[Anonymous No.10133813]

>>10130534
is the keto diet I've been hearing all about?

[Anonymous No.10133823]

[Anonymous No.10133831]

>>10133445
got one of these in da fridge right now

[Anonymous No.10133860]

>>10127532
>that much bacon
Discarded

[Anonymous No.10133883]

>>10133197
Viva la raza holes!

mexican cuisine is a blessing and is one of the reasons that diversity is a strength!

[Anonymous No.10133906]

>>10127964
quite honestly, i'm tempted to buy this since my dad sleep eats everything in the fridge at 1 or 2 in the morning

[Anonymous No.10133909]

>>10128575

Saliva contains a lot of enzymes that catalyze the process of food breaking down.

[Anonymous No.10133971]

>>10133883
You need to go back.

[Anonymous No.10134071]

>>10128450
I've got a feeling this is the bitch that rolls her r's like a jake brake.

[Anonymous No.10134127]

>>10128320
>accidentally fill up glass too far and it starts to drain out of the bottom
>oh shit I'd better skull it I don't wanna waste it
>ok better pour myself another drink
>accidentally fill up glass too far and it starts to drain out of the bottom
>oh shit I'd better skull it I don't wanna waste it
>ok better pour myself another drink
>accidentally fill up glass too far and it starts to drain out of the bottom
>oh shit

[Anonymous No.10134146]

>>10128124
I love those space age patented out of this world moon waffles

[Anonymous No.10134149]

>>10127964
>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ECULa64piOM

[Anonymous No.10134162]

>>10128243
is this gaki no tsukai or just some other random jap show

[Anonymous No.10134243]

>>10134162
It is indeed Gaki.

[Anonymous No.10134367]

>>10133396
>thinking this is anything but a joke
You need to be purged

[Anonymous No.10134741]

>>10128499
>3L of beer per man, at 5% alcohol content that's approximately only 11.7 standard drinks per man.

>2 bottles of wine per woman, at 13% alcohol content that's around 15.4 standard drinks per woman.

>Woman end up drinking around 30% more alcohol than the men.

????

[Anonymous No.10134896]

>>10133247

Reported! ^_^

[Anonymous No.10135015]

>>10127964
"Don't try this at home." Like everyone just has a bear in their fucking kitchen.

[Anonymous No.10135056]

>>10131425
I think the idea is more towards greedy people who pour themselves too much rather than people getting drunk

[Anonymous No.10135277]

>>10134741
They want more than one bottle of wine, but less than two.

[Anonymous No.10135295]

>>10133355
So is there a name for this stuff, cops with a bunch of shit piled on top?

[Anonymous No.10135321]

>>10127226
Just fu/ck/ my shit up

[Anonymous No.10135325]

>>10127294
This guy ever heard of a ponytail?

[Anonymous No.10135416]

>>10128204
Reminded me of this somehow
https://youtu.be/WjLm77wunAk

[Anonymous No.10135441]

>>10128450
I don't understand what the fuck is going on.

[Anonymous No.10135461]

>>10131770
That means nothing. I would eat literal shit if I had to.

[Anonymous No.10135464]

>>10130534
>doesn't tap the knife
The fuck

[Anonymous No.10135469]

>>10127964
That's actually really cute, I'm not gonna lie.

[Anonymous No.10135478]

>>10135015
>doesn't have a bear in the kitchen
Look at this poor goober.

[Anonymous No.10135484]

>>10132756
Looks like a butthole

[Anonymous No.10135485]

>>10131272
Massively underrated