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>*drinks your water*

>> No.10164975

Yet another top tier thread.

>> No.10164980

>>10164972
Stop making this thread

>> No.10164982
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>>10164972
who dis?

>> No.10164990

Porfiry Korneyevich Ivanov(Russian: Пopфиpий Кopнeeвич Ивaнoв) (February 20, 1898 – April 10, 1983) was aRussianmysticwhose beliefs have attained acultstatus, with followers estimated in the tens of thousands.[1]He was a self-proclaimeddoctor, although he had no formal certification. TheRussian Orthodox Churchhas considered his teachings to beheretical, and calls the cult "Ivanovites".[2]Ivanov wasimprisoned in a psychiatric hospital.[3]

Porfiri Ivanov's sect has its own hymn, written by Ivanov himself. The rhythm of the hymn was adopted from the French national anthemLa Marseillaise.[4]Ivanov promotedDetka, a health system that includeddousing. He based this system on the belief that it was healthy toremove one's clothingwhile outdoors in cold weather, in order to become closer to nature.[5]Ivanov also advocated swimming in icy water, a belief that has been applied to the practice ofice swimming.[6]

In his thirties he cured himself of cancer through spiritual cleansing and exposure to extreme cold weather.

>> No.10164996

>>10164972
I wanna fuck her so bad. Id even consider raping her. I know she's underage.

>> No.10165007

i could drink that twice as fast

>> No.10165020

>>10164996
>underage
By mans law not gods law.
Shes ready

>> No.10165021

>inb4 anon wants her to crush his dick

>> No.10165024

>>10165007
normies think the way to drink fast is to crush the bottle, when in reality you have to treat it delicately so instead of it glugging out it pours

>> No.10165223

>>10165024
yeah the bitch did a horrible job in downing that water, but she seems like a cunt anyways

>> No.10165242

>>10164972
ill drink her bussy

>> No.10165245

>>10165020
by the USA law but now in the UK law. If i remember correctly you are considered an adult once you hit 16.
>>10164996
don't lewd my waifu, she is pure.

>> No.10165246

>>10164972
now do that to penis

>> No.10165273

>>10165246
only if you're a hollywood big wig like based grandaddy hopkins

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I will drink from her skull

>> No.10165323

>>10165245

16 is legal in the UK but it's not culturally acceptable. Like you won't go to jail but people will think you are a scumbag.

A lot of people are also getting pretty Americanized with how prudeish they are about this sort of thing as well.

Had a movie night a while ago and I commented on how hot Linda Blair is in Exorcist 2 just to be met with "She's 16 bro" which is bollocks because 1) that's legal and 2) Linda Blair was 18 at the time anyway.

>> No.10165335

>>10164972
>I guess y-you were really thirsty, huh?

>> No.10165351

Please tell me she has a penis