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Doing prep this morning, and... Anonymous Sun Feb 18 19:27:25 2018 No.10167789 [Reply] [Original]

Would you eat this watermelon, or microwave it and fuck it?

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 18 19:29:47 2018 No.10167800 >>10167789 both

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 18 19:30:00 2018 No.10167801 >>10167789 I would inject warm honey into the clit and have a nice candle lit dinner then softly fuck that thing under the ambiance of Phil Collins “in the air tonight “.

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 18 19:31:36 2018 No.10167810 >>10167801 A true gentleman's evening.

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 18 19:43:45 2018 No.10167886 >>10167810 Yes sir

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 18 19:50:17 2018 No.10167920 >>10167789 Niggers would fuck it daily.

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 18 20:36:17 2018 No.10168187 >>10167789 Looks a bit sandy. So i don't think i would eat it. Would definitely put a condom on first. Nothing like having watermelon bits in your pee hole.

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 18 20:43:42 2018 No.10168229 >>10167789 Kiss out of respect for nature's joke, then eat. Still just a watermelon.

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 18 20:47:21 2018 No.10168255 >>10167920 >Another racist white guy ruining a light hearted joke because his only accomplishment is being born with skin similar to people with actual accomplishments

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 18 20:48:13 2018 No.10168259 >>10168255 >>10167920 Niggers would just eat it they wouldn't be able to resist

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 18 20:50:08 2018 No.10168272 >>10168255 Leave 4chan and never come back.

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 18 20:52:43 2018 No.10168288 Watermelon belongs in the trash

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 18 20:53:40 2018 No.10168296 >>10168272 >Being a shitposter is appropriate outside of anywhere besides /pol/ and /b/

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 18 20:57:11 2018 No.10168315 >>10168296 >being this assblasted

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 18 21:03:11 2018 No.10168342 >>10168315 >Being a school shooter in waiting because nobody likes you and you don't know what pussy feels like

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 18 21:03:11 2018 No.10168343 >>10168259 this

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 18 21:09:56 2018 No.10168379 >>10168342 Check this guy out and his moral high ground.

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 18 21:20:40 2018 No.10168438 >>10168342 Good. I hope they keep happening and somebody you love dies

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 18 21:22:43 2018 No.10168454 File: 27 KB, 616x462, 1500782054809.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10168342

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 18 21:22:56 2018 No.10168455 >>10167789 I'd fuck it cold idk what microwaves would do the melon and I don't want to find out

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 18 21:27:21 2018 No.10168473 File: 153 KB, 440x440, fcfe41f56e34.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10168342

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 18 21:47:10 2018 No.10168565 >>10168438 >being this assblasted

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 18 21:48:13 2018 No.10168569 >>10167789 I'd throw it out, that shit looks unripe

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 18 21:49:42 2018 No.10168579 >>10167801 >into the clit ...i don't think you know what a clit is.

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 18 21:53:30 2018 No.10168603 File: 604 KB, 611x638, 1513393232244.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10168565 >being this blasted

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 18 21:55:15 2018 No.10168613 File: 14 KB, 400x300, Carlos.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10168603 Ooof. Shots fired.

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 18 22:29:52 2018 No.10168785 >>10168342 I bet you think there’s nothing wrong with being Jewish

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 18 22:37:05 2018 No.10168827 >>10168296 nice >shitpost by which i mean bad >shitpost "oh no someone was being racist! stop! stop!" lmfao get a life.

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 18 22:38:41 2018 No.10168839 >>10168342 t. massive soyboy

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 18 22:41:14 2018 No.10168861 File: 73 KB, 462x1024, 1498418298304m.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10168603 /pol/ containment thread? /pol/ containment thread.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 19 00:27:11 2018 No.10169356 >>10167789 OP here. Racial shit aside, funny as it may be, the question stands; eat as is, or microwave and fuck?

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 19 00:34:41 2018 No.10169383 >>10167789 I'd fuck it. With a condom

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 19 06:54:20 2018 No.10170217 >>10168342 I want niggers off /ck/ NOWWWE

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 19 07:00:59 2018 No.10170227 >>10168579 It's the little flicky thing.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 19 13:54:38 2018 No.10171563 >>10168255 Except race is MUCH more than skin colour. >Sees an accurate >Cuntsplains why its "problematic" You filthy whore, I wager you were dribbling over the thought of coon cock when you posted that. I'll fucking kill you, Nigger lover.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 19 13:59:14 2018 No.10171595 >>10168255 >being born with skin similar to people with actual accomplishments DAS RAYSIS

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 19 16:41:45 2018 No.10172341 File: 25 KB, 321x322, 1517250294473.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Jesus, enough with you people arguing about niggers, we have a thread to rerail Have ANY of you actually fucked food before? >bonus if you or someone else ate it afterward

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 19 17:05:20 2018 No.10172461 >>10172341 women have probably fucked food more than men. It's a lot more convenient to shove an object (eg cucumber) in the pussy than it is to stick your dick in a banana peel and rub one out.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 19 17:45:07 2018 No.10172620 File: 329 KB, 734x729, 0D823C72-2AA8-4EA8-B732-908D1F832F71.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10168579 >t. virgin I know what a clit looks like and I’ve probably fucked more girls than you kid

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 19 19:36:52 2018 No.10173128 >>10172341 I prepared a spaghetti squash once, ate half of it, gouged the other half with a fork so it was stringy and went to town on it It wasn't as good as a vagina but it was a pretty good orgasm 8/10 btw I highly recommend