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>> No.10174588

There's no internet points on 4chan. You don't win anything by repeatedly starting the exact same thread over and over, using exactly the same recycled material from every other thread.

>> No.10174614
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>>10174588
You mean you're not getting your internet points?

>> No.10174628

>sweaty bare hands pulling the candy
Am I the only one that thinks that's weird? Put some gloves on, Korea.

>> No.10174634

>>10174588
>That time the image uploading broke on 4chan on the guy who makes these threads started reeeing when he saw his little webms not upload

>> No.10174639

>>10174628
You're worried about bare hands when the man is making candy in a filthy shack with holes in the walls

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>>10174614

Nope! Also, sometimes I post on /pol/ and everyone there asks me how much I'm getting paid for each one of my posts. I guess I'm still figuring out the internet.

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>> No.10174757

>>10174747
>the horrified faces of those fish who are having their children squeezed out of them

jesus christ

>> No.10174779

>>10174757

>their children

You realize that they shit out their unfertilized eggs in the wild and swim away, only to have a male later come around and fertilize them, right? I'm guessing you probably also think that gavage is in some way cruel or unnatural.

>> No.10174783

>>10174757
No they're essentially having their period squeezed out of them. Might feel good.

>> No.10174793

>>10174757
Nigger, you can say the same thing about me when I jerk it to loli guro

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>>10174588
>lurking this much on 4chan
There is no points for doing this either, lmao.

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>>10174644
>I go to /pol/ omg I'm a legend
grow up already kiddo

>> No.10174897

>>10174882

>reading comprehension

>> No.10174975

>>10174882

That cute smile.

>> No.10175072

>>10174882
what the fuck those heartless chinks, why don't they kill the animal before prepping them for food?

>> No.10175082

>>10175072
They at least respect the food they eat
On the other hand anglos dont have a clue on the subject

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>>10175082
>>10175072

"Fucking stupid _____ doesn't have the same thoughts on _____ that I do, FUCK EM".

>> No.10175131 [DELETED] 

>>10175105
>umm so what if that culture does female circumcision, cultural relativism says it's OK :)

>> No.10175205

>>10174747
Roe reminds me a lot of boba

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>>10175105
Being lame isnt what as fun as it was last summer I guess you are saying to yourself more and more these days

>> No.10175256

>>10175250
>quaid, fuck you

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>>10175256
>quaid, fuck you

>> No.10175597

>>10175250
Open you miiiiiiind

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>>10174588
you just savaged the webm thread

>> No.10175648

>>10174588
But thats how it works from the site they all come from. upboat me

>> No.10175681

>>10174566
that guy's back is going to go out at age 26. Doesn't that candy burn the shit out of his hands? Could somebody care to explain why he's doing this with bare hands?

>> No.10175712

>>10174566
Did the health department sign off on that kitchen?
oH, yeah... shithole country.

>> No.10175738

>>10175637
>when the salmonella hits

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>>10175681
I guess by that point it's just warm.

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>> No.10175769

>>10174566
You seriously made another webm thread when the other one is still up and not even at 80 images posts

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>>10175769
i didnt make this thread, but i guess ill stop dumping my webms and continue eating hydrocodones. im not sharing with you

>> No.10175779

>>10175756
TURN THE HOTDOG THE OTHER WAY YOU RETARD

>> No.10175787

>>10175752
Magic coffee.

>> No.10175791

>>10175769
to be fair it is autosaging

>> No.10175799

>>10175752
how does the hot chocolate get in the cup

>> No.10175803

>>10175799
preparation and hardwork

>> No.10175827

>>10175072
That fish doesn't have a head. I don't know how you could kill it any more than taking it's head off. It's just random death spasms and not any self preservation instinct

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>> No.10175898

>>10174805
did he die?

>> No.10175906

>>10175747
that looks like so much fun

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>>10175858
I wonder if that gastric acid burns his skin?

>> No.10175916

>>10175777
Thank you, nobody's interested in your overposted webms.

>> No.10175963

>>10174783
>Might feel good.
I should try this with my gf

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>>10175858
the discipline of a trained bulimic

>> No.10175969

>>10174882
can science explain this?

>> No.10175970

>>10174747
>300 dorrars gaijin, you pay now

>> No.10175977

>>10175756
>bro would you like some hot dog to go with your chese?

>> No.10175991

>>10175760
Guaranteed limb loss eventually

>> No.10175994

>>10175762
Ffs

>> No.10175999

>>10175969
It's possessed

t. scientist

>> No.10176013

>>10175799
Incase you're being serious, that brown sand is nothing more than sand, but it's superheated. The coffee is already brewed in the cups, and when it's dunked into the sand, it heats up and brews the coffee tot he point of boiling over.

>> No.10176031

>>10175898
No, but his toilet did.

>> No.10176046

>>10176013
Why sand instead of any other heating method?

>> No.10176047

>>10175969
happens with fish and frogs alike.

https://sites.psu.edu/siowfa15/2015/09/13/why-do-fish-move-after-death/

>> No.10176049

>>10175969
salt

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>>10176046
i mean it's turkish coffee. maybe there's a lot of sand in turkey.

>> No.10176085

>>10176064
Don't think Turkey has much in the way of desert compared to the Arabian peninsula

>> No.10176087

>>10176085
blame american education

>> No.10176091

>>10175712
Indeed, looks like Flint.

>> No.10176095

>>10176085
i dunno. maybe it's just the best way to heat the side wall of the vessel/pot/kettle/thing, and not just the base. notice how deep into the sand he pushes it. i think that helps the coffee to boil over more.

but again, i'm just guessing.

>> No.10176129

>>10176095
sands not a half bad conductor. It can be treated as a fluid. It's not going to boil burn or degrade near as low of a temperature as other heating fluids (water/oils)

>> No.10176135 [DELETED] 

>>10176129
that too. plus less risk of burning his hand from splashing water.

i could just good 'turkish coffee origin' but i do'nt spell to good.
i mean i don't care.

>> No.10176149

>>10176129
that too. plus less risk of burning his hand from splashing water.

i could just google 'turkish coffee origin' but i do'nt spell to good.
i mean i don't care.

>> No.10176151

>>10175779

Sweet Jesus my eye started twitching

>> No.10176165

>>10174747
life is suffering and being alive is eternal hell

>> No.10176168

>>10175766
This is of course really cool, but the fact is the prawn are raw at the end of it.

>> No.10176172

>>10175766
I can't believe the Mythbusters actually spent an entire episode debunking this shit.
>whaddaya mean it takes longer than 0.4 seconds to cook a shrimp?!

>> No.10176179

>>10174747
I try to imagine the first person on earth to have discovered this culinary delight. And how that happened.

>> No.10176183 [DELETED] 

>>10175756
Only Amerilard, CPAP-wearing, hypertensive 56%ers who have to rely on a BBC bull to satisfy their wives, not only because of a weird self-loathing fetish but because diabetes left them impotent, would dream of melting a cheese wheel and putting it on a hot dog. Muh melty hurrr hurrrr *clap* *clap* *clap*

>> No.10176186

>>10175741
hnnnnnnnnnnnnng

>> No.10176197

>>10174588
C'mon man we rely on these spergs to start these threads on a schedule, otherwise it'd never get done.

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>>10174588
Quite true. It was better when webm threads were only once in awhile instead of everyday. I wonder what happened? Before there was time in between and it gave people a chance to make OC. Now the threads are too fast and with the same damn material over and over again. For some reason these fags keep on making new threads but not new webms.

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>>10175637
I like to pretend Jack's getting beaten off under the counter by his fat yet comely wife in this shot...

>> No.10176252

>>10176242
>booinnggg

>> No.10176261

>>10175747
>candy hook
>not a school shooting
0/10

>> No.10176278

>>10176046
superheated sand does the job better

>> No.10176310

>>10175743
This would make me feel so fancy

>> No.10176334

>>10174588
heres an updoat for enlightening me faggot

>> No.10176337

>>10175072
it has no head

>> No.10176342

>>10175205
roe milk tea
*gags

>> No.10176346

>>10175762
why is he cutting the chicken in so many tiny pieces?

>> No.10176349

>>10175970
roe can be used outside of sushi and japanese cousin, ever heard of caviar (sturgeon roe i think). Utterly obsessed.

>> No.10176354

>>10174805
i dont get the enjoyment from competitions of eating the most or the spiciest things really fast. why eat if theres no enjoyment? what are you trying to prove in stuffing a block of spam in your gob in under a minute?

>> No.10176365

>>10175741
What is each layer? The top looks like a chocolate icecream bar, the one below it looks like chocolate cake and the bottom looks like a brownie. Any better ideas? Whats the white one?

>> No.10176374

>>10176183
Not even an American thing you obsessed meme.

>> No.10176379

>>10176179
>Fucking tribal elders didn't leave us any salmon and I'm staaAAAAaarving--wait what's this?

>> No.10176408

>>10176238
This realist form of advertising really works well. Fucking hell.

>> No.10176409

>>10175259
you didnt get the reference?

>> No.10176424

>>10175743
At that point I'd just stand up, laugh and walk out.

>> No.10176435

>>10175756
Fucker got what he deserved

>> No.10176446

>>10174805
fake.

>> No.10176451

>>10176183
What's worse, Amerifucktards gave it the uber American name of "raclette", those moon-landing fucks.

>> No.10176482

>>10176183
OBSESSED

>> No.10176484

>>10176482
OBESE

>> No.10176545

>>10174628
raw sugar kills most bacteria. why do you think candying is a thing to begin with. It might be "gross", but tha actual risk is low.

>> No.10176554

>>10174783
There is a popular screencap on /fit/ that confirms this.

>> No.10176555

>>10176424
why?

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And it's even worse when the old thread hasn't even hit the image limit and yet this fag makes a new thread anyway. This isn't a fucking General on /tv/ where you have to rapid fire make new ones.
Let the thread hit image limit, let it die a natural death, and then think long and hard about if you have anything to contribute to warrant a new thread.

>> No.10176599

>>10175969
pain makes you feel alive

>> No.10176602

>>10176581
At least sage when complaining about this. Kids these days.

>> No.10176641

>>10176602
>saging an image post
it is too cold to be summer

>> No.10176657

>>10176641
Wasn't that changed in like 2011.

>> No.10176658

>>10176179
>Eat fish year round
>Use whole fish, guts and all, because you cant buy fish stock
>When they are spawning the fat fish are full of orange eggs
>Eggs taste great, flesh is mushy and shitty though
>Squeeze out eggs, let fish live to fall so you can eat them when they dont suck
Native Americans were the same way except they didnt harvest roe, they just threw back spawning females.

>> No.10176665

>>10176641
this, brb hitting F5 to keep up with the thread

>> No.10176670

>>10176657
Sage doesn't matter on a slow ass board like this where it takes days for a thread to die.

>> No.10176674

>>10176641
You can sage an image post since like 4 years ago gaylord

>> No.10176675

>>10176670
brainlet comment, it is especially helpful on slow boards

>> No.10176683

>>10176670
115 replies in like half a day is pretty fucking fast. Also sage is for slow boards.

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>>10176683
A /tv/ thread will get that in half an hour.

>> No.10176703

>>10176692
It's a shit board after all. Also syrup is for degenerates, literally the edible version of soda.

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>>10175769
it's because snowflake faggots like you don't contribute to the thread. so stfu or contribute, retard.

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>>10176482
>OBSESSED

>> No.10177013

>>10176930
angersnab

>> No.10177040

>>10176242
Okay that's pretty cool.

>> No.10177048

>>10174805
>spitting out the spam into the cup

Ah yes

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>> No.10177126

>>10176703
stfu bitch

>> No.10177136

>>10174588
Internet points are calculated by the number of (you)'s and replies per thread. How new are you?

>> No.10177156

>>10177108
I'm not a professional, but I don't think you're suppose to salt your elbow.

>> No.10177175

>>10177156
>Not salting your elbow then licking it off

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>>10175760
>>10175762

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>>10175637
Good god, I fucking hate Jack's fucking fat mong face

>> No.10177199

>>10176692
An /n/ thread will get that in half a year. Sage works well.

>> No.10177213

>>10176172
They just didn't have the Japanese engineering chops to make it work.

>> No.10177242

>>10176172
>(((mythbusters)))
Please, they just do crap for views. They are like as YouTubers, but worse. (Backyard Scientist does much better crap)

>> No.10177254

>>10176346
If you have curry made by an Indian for an Indian it's normally the whole bird diced up like that. Actually adds a good bit of flavour

>> No.10177283

>>10174747
i want to be fish-kun, having my big brimming egg filled belly squeezed and squished to have my yummy eggs fly out my fish cunt so happy mans can eat them to feel happy :) their big hands and fingers gripping my tail and squirting out my dippin dot babies so they can eat them with their muscular teeth

>> No.10177284

>>10174757
That's how fish always look you faggot

>> No.10177352

>>10177108
>the stupid salt chef meme is a year old
Fuck

>> No.10177424

>>10177108
Are those fucking Kraft singles he puts on that

>> No.10177454

>>10174757

Are all vegan liberal faggots this stupid?

>> No.10177686

>>10174644
stop shillposting on /pol/, cuck

>> No.10177706

>>10176581
koreans know the most hippity hoppin party song ever?

>> No.10177731

Anyone have the guy who eats cactuses and lightbulbs downing a gallon of tobasco?

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>> No.10177790

>>10177001
he's not biting you though, you're just crying because he typed the word obsessed on an anime imageboard

>> No.10177803

>>10175746
I'd make that.

>> No.10177831

>>10174588
>not having an excel spreadsheet logging every (you) received

>> No.10177841

>>10177283
>muscular teeth
FUCK

>> No.10177848

>>10176930
Fake n gay

>> No.10177867

>>10175756
Loves me some raclette. seems to be a bit of a waste on a lame ass hot dog. There's no accounting for taste. Just look at 4chan.

>> No.10177871

>>10177283
hahaha

you're funny, i like you

>> No.10177895

>>10174747
>this is the world Liberals want

>> No.10177902

>>10176930
How did he get the knife?

>> No.10177935

>>10175762
RIP to pajeets fingers

>> No.10177963

>>10177902
because mr crab is from the hood muhfugga

>> No.10177992

>>10176446
>>10177048

He's the number one competitive eater in the world you fags

>> No.10178027

>>10177992
>tfw irl friends with Kobayashi

>> No.10178031

>>10177895
>Doesn't like salmon roe

And I thought today was the day I was going to be able to come on the internet and not see a faggot...

>> No.10178094

>>10177902
he killed the previous owner

>> No.10178147

>>10177963
rēddit

>> No.10178306

>>10174588

>he doesn't redeem his internet points for cool prizes at toys at the kiosk

>> No.10178345

>>10177424
Not shiny enough. Looks like the type a grocer deli would sell pre-sliced from a block.

>> No.10178403

>>10175746
>dogs wearing brewers hats

I fucking lold

>> No.10178443

>>10176675
>>10176683
Are you guys fucking stupid? You can't sage on /ck/ as there is no email field.

>> No.10178446

>>10178306
I bought a pizza for 10,000 Internet points. I will never regret spending them now.

>> No.10178486

>>10178443
When will this meme die? I fell for it hard enough that I test saged some threads on page 10 out of curiosity, and wa la it fucking stayed on page 10. What the fuck are you gaining from spreading a retarded lie?

>> No.10178520

>>10178486
Why not test it in this thread then?

>> No.10178534

>being this aware of the frequency of threads and the repetitiveness of the content
That's got to be the true hallmark of a basement dweller if nothing else

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>>10178443
>>10178486
I haven't seen that one before actually. It's usually "you can't sage if you post an image".
Which you can, of course.

>> No.10178548

>>10178534
referring to >>10174588

>> No.10178556

>>10175746
I feel like that combination wouldnt be very good

>> No.10178559

>>10178547
It's literally always been like this. You fucking newfags fell for the "sage in all fields" meme, when in reality it's only the email field that lets you sage. Since /ck/ doesn't have an email field you cannot sage.

>>10178486
Is fucking retarded, because threads on page 10 are already autosaging and wont bump.

Try it with this thread, I'll monitor the catalog and take screens as soon as the post count goes up and I guarantee you'll look like a retard when this thread bumps to the first post on page 1.

>> No.10178560

>>10178547
who chops all the ingredients at asian restaurants? the chef's 12 yr old son?

>> No.10178570

>>10178559
I can't tell if you're retarded or pretending to be retarded and it really doesn't matter.
Nice reading comprehension.

>> No.10178579

>>10178570
I understood your post, but it had nothing to do with what I had said previously. Still, not a single person is proving you can sage this thread, so I'll wait.

>> No.10178583

>>10175969
nope

>> No.10178592

>>10178579
How you feelin, champ. Everything ok?

>> No.10178607

>>10175991
that's why we make the mexicans do it

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>>10178592
Wow, the thread just keeps getting bumped! I wonder why that is!

>> No.10178623

testing

>> No.10178646

>>10178610

This fag baiting for (You)s to get the thread over bump limit.

Then winders why a new thread is created. It's like the perfect full loop of dismay!

>> No.10178648

>>10177184
Thank you so much for this webm

>> No.10178651

>>10178610

:stopbump:

>> No.10178656

>>10178560
i worked at a thai restaurant, and yes, that's basically how it is. except it was her 8 year old daughter.

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>> No.10178682

>>10176555
because thats what all pretentious virgin neckbeards do.

Nice trips.

>> No.10178775

>>10174757
RETARD

>> No.10178795

>>10174757
Good point. I bet they miss their children.

>> No.10178853

>>10177001
topkek

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>>10178560
>12 yr old
>>10178656
>8 year old

>using knives
the absolute state of modern parenting

>> No.10178881

>>10178868
it's not exactly rocket science to cut carrots and celery. she was a cool kid, and better off for it imo.

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>>10174566
>>10175747

>> No.10178899

>>10178881
my concern is that kids need to develop coordination, depth perception, risk and consequence assesment, muscle memory, etc.
i think if i had a child i'd want to wrap them in cotton wool rather than give them a knife and teach them about murder hate. but that's just me.

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>>10178897

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>>10178900

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>>10178904

>> No.10178911

>>10178899
lol using a knife is a practical skill dude. i could see someone being this way about hunting, but an 8 year old helping out in the kitchen is about as good as it gets.

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>>10178908

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>>10178917

>> No.10178928

>>10178911
fair enough,. like i said, i don't have kids, so i can't really comment. but i wouldn't want my cat handling a knife or wearing a suicide vest. just sayin'.

>> No.10178944

>>10176408
Its hard for it not too, if it was straight honesty it'd be harder to believe, but them using that honesty to shitpost about other companies makes it more believable, since they could be called out just as easily

>> No.10178955

>>10178897
Fuck yes, more candy webms.

>> No.10178980

>>10176238
The thing with webm threads is there needs to be enough of them to overwhelm the ja/ck/ squad

>> No.10178982

>>10177001
To this day i still dont get the obsessed meme

Some one spoonfeed me please

>> No.10179013

>>10178556
The chorizo would ruin everything, it's too oily and sometimes the taste can be strong

>> No.10179016

>>10178982
It's about how every other nation always nitpicking America like they don't have anything better to do.
literally obsessed.

>> No.10179024

>>10179016
Ah i see. Dunno how the hell i understood the londom meme at the time yet never got this one.

Thanks m8

>> No.10179215

>>10174779
For what ever reason a lot if people think unfertilized egg=babby.

>> No.10179258

>>10175760

Dude stop

>> No.10179287

>>10176581
>Says Jack Daniels tastes bad
Their not wrong.

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>> No.10179293

>>10175072
The fish's head is cut off. It's only twitching due to it being fresh and the nerves are still reacting

>> No.10179300

>>10178955
Lofty pursuits on youtube enjoy.

>> No.10179305

>>10179292
>Shityourbrainsout.exe

>> No.10179309

>>10178899
jesus christ you would make such a terrible fucking parent
have fun with your psychopath school-shooting children, faggot

>> No.10179310

>>10178897
Look at these plebs. They use white food coloring and not candy hooks.

If Greg's taught me one thing, it's that if you pull amber candy 100 times on a hook, it turns white.

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>>10177187

>> No.10179321

>>10178899
>i don't want to give my kid a weapon and teach them about murder and hate
>>10179309
>have fun with your psychopath school-shooting children

O B S E S S E D
(and retarded, tbf)

>> No.10179371

>>10179321
>t. retard

>> No.10179374

@10179371

Explain your thought process here.

>> No.10179386

>>10179374

>silence
because there is no thought process.

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>> No.10179545

>>10175969
>>10176049
sodium/potassium pump all or non axon response in nerves is my guess

>> No.10179569

>>10174757
Fish are lower creatures, anon. They don't have complex thoughts like that.

>> No.10179591

>>10176238
I'm always unnerved a little bit when corporations directly refrence their competors in their advertisements because it reminds me of those ancap memes with the fast-food PMCs. I'd much rather a company just shill directly to me, not try and attack their competition.

>> No.10179593

>>10177737
i swear to god, these "tasty" videos must be sponsored by philidelphia cream cheese. every single goddamn thing starts with cream cheese.

making a dip?
cream cheese
making a bacon wrapped sausage?
cream cheese
making a cheesesteak?
cream cheese
making a healthy salad?
BETTER ADD SOME FUCKING CREAM CHEESE

>> No.10179596

>>10177424
IT'S CHEDDAR!

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>>10179593

>> No.10179603

>>10174566
what is he achieving here. it doesn't seem to affect the stuff.

>> No.10179665

>>10176408
>>10176238
inb4 Wendy's gets sued for slander.

>> No.10179670

>>10174588
The only original content /ck/ had got banned for posting pictures of turtle eggs.

>> No.10179706

.

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>>10179670

fair call, but i think there may have been a different outcome if that poster didn't use a tripcode.

>> No.10179785

>>10175747
Immediately after this webm was recorded they demolished the building. Really makes you think.

>> No.10179815

>>10178923
Is making candy in this way possible on a small scale, like just enough for yourself and to give away at christmas? Do you need the hooks and marble cold tables, etc?

>> No.10179833

>>10179815
It's much more difficult the smaller the batches since it's harder to bend and manipulate a smaller amount.

>> No.10179839

>>10179833
Bleh, that's what I thought.
I don't really feel like potentially giving myself horrific sugar burns anyway.

>> No.10179852

>>10178899
You can easily teach him/her to cook with a knife kinda dull, but sharp enough to cut vegetables, and how a knife is no fucking joke and should be careful as it a tool, not a toy. Besides fire is the Must not a children should be close too.
also Cooking can be very didactic to children in general.

>> No.10179863

>>10178928
children "learn" (it's actually imitation) how to use guns or knives by watching other doing it on tv or video games.

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>>10179852
ok, i'm sold. now i just need a kid to nurture and teach them how to cook. can i borrow yours?

>> No.10179884

>>10179863
Wait, are you telling me that I can learn new things and improve on the things that I already know by watching more skilled people do those things? This is revolutionary.

>> No.10179892

>>10179867
no, I told my gf to abort it a few months ago

>> No.10179897

>>10176085
It doesnt have any at all you lads

>> No.10179920

>>10179897
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Halva
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Baklava
Though fair enough I think a lot of regions fight over where these originally came from.

>> No.10179925

>>10179884
anon is simply stating that kids like to imitate, so (i think) it's probably a good idea to keep them away from the mexican cartel killing videos on /gif/rekt/ until they've learned right from wrong.

>>10179892
you might live to regret that if you reach your 40s without kids and have time to reflect on those missed oportunities.

>> No.10179931

>>10179310
>look at these plebs not doing extra work

>> No.10179946

>>10176085
moron

>> No.10179971

>>10174628
Bare hands?
What about the fucking car garage he is working in?
I thought that was motor oil and silicone or some shit.

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>> No.10180072

>>10176349
>ever heard of caviar
Yeah I did.
>here is raw fish egg sack, now pay 300 dollar capitalist swine
Better?

>> No.10180083

>>10180072
Imagine being so poor that you think caviar is a 300 dollar treat.

>> No.10180128

>>10176238
>Wendy's still claiming that leaving beef to rot and grow mold in a fridge is somehow better than flash freezing
>people actually believe this shit
This maymay needs to die.

>> No.10180131

>>10180083
>thinking something that costs under $300 is real caviar
The only thing worse than being this poor is being poor and deluded about it.

>> No.10180145

>>10180131
>american education

>> No.10180149

>>10180145
>it has to be overly expensive to be real
Idiot.

>> No.10180152

>>10178446

the hot wings are only 2000 more dude, and they taste way better than that old ass pizza that only gets restocked once a week

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Caviar shouldn't cost $20
https://www.amazon.com/gp/customer-reviews/R2C5S30Z92T2NN/ref=cm_cr_dp_d_rvw_ttl?ie=UTF8&ASIN=B000HDJZEM

>> No.10180193

>>10180149
reading comprehension

>> No.10180259

>>10175637
Your opinion is not in the WHAT?

>> No.10180281

>>10180259
recipe, I think

>> No.10180284

>>10176930
mess with crabbo you get stabbo

>> No.10180327

>>10175779
Why?

>> No.10180330

>>10180284
kek

>> No.10180354

>>10175766
>giant flame burst
>shrimp are fried
Lol, anyone take this seriously?

>> No.10180380

>>10180354
It's original japanese shrimp frying fire dude

>> No.10180381

>>10178868
>not teaching your kids how to handle a knife so they don't treat it as a toy

What are you? 18? Fucking teach your child.

>> No.10180392

>>10179315
kek!!!!!

>> No.10180649

>>10178672
>>10178679
Food kino right there. Such a fantastic film.

>> No.10180781

>>10179598
Can you call a cheesesteak 'Philly' if it's not served on bread?

>> No.10180850

>>10179665
Can't be libel if they're using the exact shit you were using to describe yourself.

>> No.10180856

>>10180781
it's a steak with philadelphia cheese. a philly cheesesteak

>> No.10180896

>>10174882
pussy was tight

>> No.10181061

>>10180028
As neat as that is adding blurry shit to the sides does not make up for filming in vertical. I'd rather it just be cropped.

>> No.10181099

>>10180153
jesus christ that is not caviar
it looks like some ungodly mixture of rice pudding and kiwi

>> No.10181132

>>10180856
You're a fucking dipshit, man.

>> No.10181197

>>10176310
Then stupid after you paid $15 for it

>> No.10181213

>>10175760
Do you think he's wearing chainmail under those gloves?

>> No.10181217

>>10177108
>tfw he masturbated and didn't clean his hands
desu that was hot as fuck

>> No.10181218

>>10181213
You do not use chainmail when dealing with bandsaws, big mistake.

>> No.10181292

>>10179292
Giant gummy candies always make me feel uneasy, like they're not even meant to be eaten.

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>>10181292
They are awesome.

>> No.10181316

>>10175799
The video is edited, you can tell by the hand's movements

>> No.10181322

>>10179852
unless you're talking something like a butter knife, a dull knife is significantly more dangerous than a sharp one.

>> No.10181328

>>10181314
My wife would love this.

>> No.10181341

>>10176238
>>10176238
"realist" my ass.

please explain why flash freezing the beef results in a worse burger, since the whole ad is a bandwagon argument on that non-fact. The language "We THINK if your thing if fresh flavor then you should start with fresh beef" is incredibly careful and misleading, because Wendy's can't prove that flash freezing results in a worse burger.

>> No.10181353

>>10179665
>"we THINK that fresh flavor is your thing"

there was a lawyer consulted before making that ad.

>> No.10181367

>>10179310
Except that changes the texture of the candy.
If that's not what they're looking for. Then don't pull it.

>> No.10181424

>>10180028
they've been having tsunamies and earthquakes so much they've learned from them

>> No.10181441

>>10179487
That actually looks like it wouldn't be all that bad as a dessert

>> No.10181453

>>10181328
She could share with your wife's son, too

>> No.10181595

>>10176930
>KISAMA

>> No.10181810

>>10177737
Why do these kind of videos put cream cheese on EVERYTHING

>> No.10181891

>>10181341
When meat cooks the proteins change. and it tastes nummy.
When meat is frozen the proteins change(less so) and it tastes like hot garbage.

>> No.10181949

>>10181891
>freeze slowly, get large crystals of ice
>freeze quickly, get small crystals of ice
>FLASH freeze, get incredibly small crystals of ice

FLASH freezing technology has become so good that you WILL NOT NOTICE the difference in the final product.

>> No.10182068

>>10177108
> Grill nice and cold

>> No.10182118

>>10177108
I swear to god he read everyone commenting on him salting his arm and now he does extra hard it on purpose.

>> No.10182227

>>10175762
Nimble asf. Respect my dude respect.

>> No.10182232

>>10182227
spotted the muslim

>> No.10182277

>>10181099
its fine

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>>10174747

>> No.10182664

>>10175762
What a fucking retard. Pajinderpreet is breakdancing on a tightrope. I'd bet money that he has been disfigured since this video was taken

>> No.10182675

>>10182227
you sound awfully black and illegal

>> No.10182696

>>10176408
all beef comes frozen on a truck, mane. Don't buy the hype. They just pulled one over on your silly ass.

>> No.10182718

>>10182696

Obviously this. Also, it's retarded as fuck for Wendy's of all places to act like their burgers are super fresh and unprocessed or whatever when they're shaped like fucking squares.

>> No.10182852

>>10182718
>Also, it's retarded as fuck for Wendy's of all places to act like their burgers are super fresh and unprocessed or whatever when they're shaped like fucking squares.
What.

>> No.10182887

>>1017931
Did he eat a scorpion?

>> No.10183407

>>10176242
Man that looks so satisfying

When I need nuts cracked I usually stalk the local crows. They like to drop nuts in the street and wait for cars to run them over. When they get ran over I scare the crows off and get my nuts. Works out really well and I get to bird-watch while I wait which is a total bonus

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>> No.10183440

>>10183418
looks like a big sl*p of shàt

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>>10182304
At least they didn't grow up to have this done to them.

>> No.10183805

>>10183440
blame the japanese, they came up with this stupid shit.

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>>10183440
>looks like a big sl*p of shàt

>> No.10184118

>>10183676

this is the first time i've ever seen emotion in a fish's eye before...freaks me out man.

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>> No.10184271

>>10184209
>/ck/

>> No.10184546

>>10184209
Can you use vegan mayo for this?
Asking for an enemy.

>> No.10184578

>>10184250
is that bars? or bar-s? either way, wheres the crime, theyre just cheap dogs.

>> No.10184639

>>10175681
>candy
It's hand-pulled noodles.

>> No.10184679

>>10182664
What's amazing is that the place isn't swarming with flies, cockroaches, and rats. India is a fucking disgusting place.

>> No.10184739

>>10183418
just make a fucking pizza you retards instead spending 5 hours for your faggot hot dog infused crust

>> No.10184958

>>10176238
In my country Wendy's is doing a promotion for their new Mexican burger called the "over the wall" or some shit where you win a prize or something if you upload a photo of you eating their burger at a competitors store.

>> No.10185001

>>10183407
I know this isn't a true story but I really really wanted to be. I want there to be an otherwise perfectly normal man who fights birds for food daily.

>> No.10185217

>>10181213
Full plate mittens only.

>> No.10185226

>>10177108
>that fucking "cheese"
Why ruin meat? Just put it on a log of shit.

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>>10184958

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