Shamrock Shakes

[Uncle O'Grimacey No.10189160]

Be me at McDonald's drive thru...

>ME: May I please have a small mint milkshake?
>SERVER: We don't be havin' no mint milkshakes.
>ME: Oh? Huh? The sign says that you have shamrock shakes.
>SERVER: We gots shamrock shakes.
>ME: ...What flavor is a shamrock shake?
>SERVER: ...Shamrock...

My shake when.

[Anonymous No.10189188]

>>10189160
>I'm going to say mint instead of shamrock because i go against the grain

OP is truly the biggest faggot if them all.

[Anonymous No.10189190]

It's McDonalds, how smart do you expect them to be. They know it isn't mint and they're right. That's all they have to know.

[Anonymous No.10189194]

>ME: May I please have a 6 piece chicken nuggets?
>SERVER: We don't be havin' no chicken nuggets.
>ME: Oh? Huh? The sign says that you have McNuggets.
>SERVER: We gots McNuggets.
>ME: ...What is a McNugget made out of?
>SERVER: ...McChicken...

[Anonymous No.10189217]

>order mint chip shakes all the time
>ew thats fucking disgusting
>same faggots
>oh yes shamrock shakes slurp glug glug mmmmmmm

[Anonymous No.10189218]

>>10189194
Which part of the McChicken?

[Anonymous No.10189220]

>>10189217
literally no one

[Anonymous No.10189231]

>>10189160
>small
Bullshit fatass.

[Anonymous No.10189254]

>>10189194
Kek

[Uncle O'Grimacey No.10189262]

>>10189231
Ya got me...it was a large!

[Anonymous No.10189551]

>>10189160
>>10189194
In due fairness the shake isn't really actual mint, but fake flavoring and the chicken nuggets aren't really chicken, but more flavored flour.

[Anonymous No.10189560]

>>10189160
>Order a Shamrock Shake
>It's so full of carageenan, that it isn't even cold
>Yet it is still thick

WITCHCRAFT, I TELLS YE

[Anonymous No.10189580]

>>10189551
>le i believe everything i read online faec
It's literally just chicken ground into a paste and poured into molds. It's grey, sure. The only flour in it is in the breading.

The Shamrock Shake is vanilla soft serve with Shamrock Shake syrup, which is everything you'd expect. High fructose corn syrup as the top ingredient, water, natural flavor from plants, xanthan gum, citric acid, yellow 5, and blue 1.

So eat more McNuggets, drink less Shamrocks.

>>10189560
Only the whipped cream has carrageenan.

[Anonymous No.10189598]

>>10189580
No, the chicken paste also has flour in it.

[Anonymous No.10189624]

>>10189598
You're actually incorrect, because by the time the mold is baked there's no time to add it. But you'd only know that if your source wasn't Cosmopolitan.

[Anonymous No.10189924]

Damn. Now i want a shamrock (mint) shake.

[Anonymous No.10190167]

The Irish are not people.
This is not an opinion, it is 100% fact that the irish do not count as human and should return to the hell pit they came from.
If you disagree then you are likely another Irish pig or from Boston and listen exclusively to Drop Kick Murphys.
I'd like to thank you for your time this evening

[Anonymous No.10190294]

>>10190167
>FAITH & BEGORAH! SHUT YER HEATHAN MOUTH AND DRINK YE' FRUM THE TEET OF THE EMERALD ISLE!

[Anonymous No.10190362]

>>10190294
HOLY SHIT A FREE CUP WITH MY SHAKE HOT FUCKIN' DAMN

[Anonymous No.10190377]

One of my bucket list goals is to have a shamrock shake with my McRib but the limited time only promotions never overlap.
I have waited half my my life for mcdonalds to sell them at the same time, but mcdonalds apparently wants me to die alone and unfulfilled.

[Anonymous No.10190381]

>>10190167
>t. rosbif


remember the 5.16 million

[Anonymous No.10190385]

>>10189188
You want your shake to conjure images of grass flavor?

What are you, vegan?

[Anonymous No.10190407]

Shamrock shakes are vanilla with green food coloring, not mint.

[Anonymous No.10190412]

>>10189160
>Please put litter in its place - McDonalds

[Anonymous No.10190416]

>eating toothpaste flavoured ice cream

[Anonymous No.10190418]

>ME: May I please have a small order of fries?
>SERVER: We don't be havin' no fries.
>ME: Oh? Huh? The sign says that you have french fries.
>SERVER: We gots french fries.
>ME: ...How are the potatoes prepared in french fries?
>SERVER: ...Frenched...

[Anonymous No.10190446]

>>10190362
2013 was a wild ride

[Anonymous No.10190450]

Remember when McDonalds did that promotional deal where they mixed their Shamrock Shake with a chocolate shake?

[Anonymous No.10190458]

seeing how I'm 1/4 irish I appreciate when the shamrock shake comes out, regardless of how you refer to it while ordering
I get at least one a year

[Anonymous No.10190468]

>>10189218
>...McTits...

[Anonymous No.10190520]

>>10190416
In theory

[Anonymous No.10190597]

>ME: May I please have a small fountain drink?
>SERVER: We don't be havin' no fountain drinks.
>ME: Oh? Huh? The sign says that you have soft drinks.
>SERVER: We gots soft drinks.
>ME: ...How are the soft drinks served?
>SERVER: ...Softly...

[Anonymous No.10190960]

>>10189160
Yuck. Don't drink toothpaste anons

[Anonymous No.10191090]

>>10190450
Oh, de faymuss Black Oirish shake, begorrah

[Anonymous No.10191099]

I love the Shamrock Shake. It's the only time I go to McDonald's to get a medium shamrock shake, no whipped cream and a large French fry and dip the fries in the shake.

[Anonymous No.10191355]

>>10189551
>the chicken nuggets aren't really chicken, but more flavored flour.
This isn't even remotely true, c'mon.

[Anonymous No.10191654]

Yo, shamrock shakes are my weakness

[Anonymous No.10191668]

>>10189188
>gif is a still image
You're a bigger faggot than op

[Anonymous No.10193307]

Minty!

[Anonymous No.10193321]

>>10189160
U also ways thought it was mint chocolate. I swear t trashed like a mint Aero shake.