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10191950 No.10191950 [Reply] [Original]

will post OC soon

>> No.10191953

how does he get out of there without breaking the eggs?

>> No.10191954
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>inb4 the same webms that get posted every other thread

>> No.10191959

The other thread hasn't even hit image limit and is still there. Stop fucking making these threads before the old ones expire. Delete this and then delete your life.

>> No.10191962

How does anon get out of the webm thread without breaking all of the eggs

>> No.10191975

Got anymore like the first few seconds of the OP webem?

>> No.10192002

It really disgusts me how the far the average person will go to avoid some mild discomfort. Like I ride a bicycle and people act like it's some sort of major inconvenience and hardship. Just the idea of possibly being uncomfortable is terrifying to the average person now. I bet that's not even a strong onion.

>> No.10192010

He has to post all the Jack webms

>> No.10192022

Are you being stupid on purpose? It's on page 8 and is autosaging.

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>> No.10192051

>broken english
>pent up muslim rage
How to know when customer support is on lunch break.

>> No.10192057

they way she hold that knife just grinds my gears

>> No.10192081
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kicking things off with an old classic

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>> No.10192094

>Moving the camera for the most important part

>> No.10192097

why is he not picking his nose and dancing around like a faggot

>> No.10192103

wtf is this

>> No.10192104

ancient japanese secret technique, not for stupid gaijin eyes

>> No.10192109
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>> No.10192113

I hope little fishy alright

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>> No.10192118

this looks better than the other one

>> No.10192122

well the skinny guy wasn't a cook

>> No.10192125

mhhhhh fattening

>> No.10192126

>ultimate breakfast sandwich
>first ingredient: spam
immediately disregarded

>> No.10192128
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>breaking the yolk

>> No.10192178

With how big that fish is and the fact the small fish got swallowed whole, how exactly does digestion even take place? Does the small fish just more or less chill out inside the big fish until it finally just dies of starvation and gradual breakdown by digestive enzymes?

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>> No.10192190
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What do crepes taste like? I've never had one, but they look good

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>> No.10192212

how come the bottom of the piles don't burn?

>> No.10192225

just wondering haha

>> No.10192238
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>> No.10192241

You break the yolk because it's a sandwich and you want it to set a little more than with a traditional egg fry and not bukkake over your plate after the first bite.

>> No.10192243

They do. It's an old chink woman. She just doesn't give shit.

>> No.10192287

you are so wrong it hurts

>> No.10192346

hahaha I got it

>> No.10192389

This is the dumbest fucking webm ever. Google how to chop an onion without it burning your eyes. Avoid the chopping root after cutting it in half, wow, so complicated. Actually, I'll go bust out a bowl of water, and a fan, and some gum, and a jackhammer, to chop a fucking onion.

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Look at this guy and his crap taste on everything good in life

>> No.10192417

>This guy hates egg yolk in his sandwich
>He thinks his opinion matters at all
Fuck off you literal tastelet

>> No.10192470

I like a runny yolk, but not on sandwiches. If I want some runny yolk I will make a fried egg for breakfast and dip toast in it.

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If it doesnt look like this, you're doing it wrong

>> No.10192512

I'd like to make her cry with my dick (because it is tragic)

>> No.10192523 [DELETED] 

I too always grab a handful of flower and throw it on the floor before I start cooking.

>> No.10192529

>Does the small fish just more or less chill out inside the big fish until it finally just dies of starvation and gradual breakdown by digestive enzymes?
I kept an arowana once. It would swallow live feeder fishes whole. My mistake was putting in more than one feeder in the tank thinking it will just eat whenever it's hungry. Sometimes it would eat even when it's not hungry, then regurgitate an alive but partially-digested molly/baby carp/big guppy. The rejected fish would shortly die and pollute the whole tank if it manages to get stuck somewhere where I can't see it.

>> No.10192536

I too always grab a handful of flour and throw it on the floor before I start cooking.

>> No.10192574

prety good. but it's not the exact taste of the material, is the experience

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>> No.10192628

why dont you cook some ? its extremely easy

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>> No.10192644

>pocket knife


>> No.10192647
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>> No.10192651

>all that cream
damn breh thats not even a cake by that point its fucking slop

>> No.10192652

like bland floppy sugar cones. The only point of them is to fill them with disgusting amounts of chocolate and fruit. I personally find them repulsive but I don't have a sweet tooth and too much breakfast makes me sick anyway.

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>> No.10192674

>by that point its fucking slop
aka 'crep'

>> No.10192676

>not enjoying delicious crepes with melted chocolate, jam or nutella
what the fuck is wrong with you

>> No.10192677

>8 egg yolks
>13 egg whites

well what the fuck am I supposed to do with these 5 spare yolks?

>> No.10192679

He'll be fine, don't worry.

>> No.10192683

put a spoon in your mouth. not even joking

>> No.10192686

eat them raw WA-LA

>> No.10192689

that's the most retarded way to store flour.

>> No.10192696

Hollandaise sauce.

do you even /ck/?

>> No.10192703

you don't only have to fill them with disgusting amounts of chocolate and fruit, do you know this, right? animal

>> No.10192705

>eating creps plain
>calls others animals

>> No.10192724

Make crème brûlée

>> No.10192753
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>> No.10192759

post the eggslut sandwich video

>> No.10192769

runny yolks in closed sandwhiches are literally only for food porn hipsters that want to instagram all their food.

>> No.10192774
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>> No.10192793

Hard yolks in sandwiches are for children with shit palates

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you're both wrong

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>> No.10192828

i don't imply eating plain, i meant doing it like human beings cultured at least a bit and choosing any good condiment in moderation

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>> No.10192924

I don't have that one

>> No.10193046

so douchey it hurts

>> No.10193054

How does he get out of there without breaking the eggs?

>> No.10193133
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I've heard Giada enjoys gangbangs

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>> No.10193141

That thumbnail looks like a busted ass penis bro

>> No.10193145

>riding a bicycle as an adult
What's it like being black/poor?

>> No.10193159

Spam is good you homosexual

>> No.10193176

>thinking you'll get out of bed today with depression

>> No.10193186
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Strong lifts and mad gains will come to you but only if you reply to this post with "lift well snibber!"

>> No.10193206

Actually, the paintbrushes accidentally had their weight set to zero. That's why they float when you drop them so you can use them to climb walls.
Educate yourself.

>> No.10193212

holy keksicles some1 screencap this gold x)

>> No.10193280

god I wish that were me

>> No.10193286
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for (you)

>> No.10193290

lift well snibber

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>> No.10193607

>This is to make sure to use the exact same amount of rice and water
>shitload of rice left stuck in bowl

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>> No.10193619

deluxe tamago kake gohan

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>> No.10193670

I'm sure that pocket knife is nice and sanitary

>> No.10193689

>always wanted to own a hive
>live next to a kid who's allergic to bee stings
One day.

>> No.10193732

Is that a fan positioned over the food?

They're good. You should spend 2 minutes making one.

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>> No.10193863

>he did all of that with a cleaver

>> No.10193882


Most of the world does 99% of their food prep with 1 type of knife. It's only in the west and specific regions of Japan that use more than one knife.

>> No.10193883

You realize savory crepes exist right?

>> No.10193904

I wasn't criticising. Just impressed.

But to your point, most of the world doesn't employ precision knife techniques so the fact that they use one knife in preparation doesn't mean anything.

>> No.10193909

>I ride a bicycle
Oh my, I'm so sorry

>> No.10193942

I was waiting for Ja/ck/. Keep it coming.

>> No.10193950


>Make bacon and egg white casserole because I can't stand yolks.
>Make hollandaise sauce out of yolks
>others like dipping it in the hollandaise sauce and I don't have to deal with it.

Feels great man.

>> No.10193969


Isn't that that one dish that bitch loli made in shokugeki no soma?

>> No.10194011

Is this part of an indie movie?

>> No.10194013

yeah personally i never break the yolk either, but i would still eat that shit

>> No.10194038

you mother fuckers base you arguments on the most stupid illogical shit i have ever heard. food is subjective. all of you motherfuckers get fucked

>> No.10194051

egg and spam roll

that'll be $45

>> No.10194265

Those are apples not potatoes

>> No.10194286

I can't understand why he's wrapping the burger in a paper to split it in half after...

>> No.10194370

I used to eat an entire can of SPAM in a single meal.
I'd slice it thin and pan fry like in the webm.
Then I'd eat it with rice and gochujang.

>> No.10194374

It's so that the pork doesn't fall out of the sandwich as you're eating it. Completely unnecessary, of course, because if you're eating barbecue there's an expectation that you're going to be getting messy.

>> No.10194385

gloves gloves gloves gloves then at 0:31 touching food without gloves. All that cautious food handling for nothing.

>> No.10194408

Baking recipes that don't use weight triggers me

>> No.10194414

Why sift the dry ingredients if they're not mixed?
I thought you sift them to make sure the different ingredients is evenly distributed.

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>> No.10194423

You could raise chickens

>> No.10194427
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>> No.10194438

I eat dried squid all the time. but it looks disgusting here

>> No.10194446

because the linings weren't cut out for one, definitely tastes like shit here

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>> No.10194454

I laffed

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>> No.10194509

sushi is the singular most numale fucking food of all time everyone itt posting it is a fucking faggot who chugs soy sauce, and the results are clear about what that did to them

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>> No.10194527

As good as those look, the chef (Alvin Cailan) comes across as such a pretentious prick in that video. Then again, it's a munchies video so i'm not that surprised.

>> No.10194529

It's actually really nice being /fit/ and not paying for a cuckmobile. The best part of my day is usually flying through my neighborhood listening to music. People who don't regularly exercise can't comprehend how good it feels.

>> No.10194569
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It's fucking eggs, the most basic of all cooking ingredients. You cannot be pretentious about eggs.

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>You cannot be pretentious about eggs.
First day on /ck/ huh?

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Your skill level is getting better and better. Shine on webm boy

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You can try.

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I'd love you make her cry in bed if you know what I mean

>> No.10194672

egg brulee from eggslut

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that steak looks kinda shit dude

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It's the most remarkable color of grey.

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>> No.10194678

>not eating salty rubber like the Himalayans do
um, sweetie, maybe try not being flyover trash and experience some culture for once? gosh

>> No.10194683

Hey, don't call her that. She's people too.

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>> No.10194694

>come to taco bell and be served by one of our taco nuns

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>> No.10194701

Not ashamed to admit I brought myself off watching this.

>> No.10194704


>> No.10194708

Oh cool. One bite of yolk and then it all falls out of the sandwich and I hardly even taste the yolk any more. Perfect.

>> No.10194714

nigga just can NOT stop putting olive oil in his shit

>> No.10194717

The wok is tilted you dingus

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>> No.10194749

mhhh . . . she can cut my onion any day ;)

>> No.10194751

very rude filename

>> No.10194752
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>> No.10194760

This talks about partially inserting a living frog into a dog's stomach and that the frog was partially digested even though it was still alive.
The next page discusses the experiment.

>> No.10194762
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>> No.10194768

Sweet Vidalia onions, never cry.

>> No.10194772

This is for beginners so I imagine he just did it so most people could get that initial emulsification down, and to keep it from breaking later.

>> No.10194791

He is a terrible dog owner. Any trainer knows that dog needed to be shot in the head to set an example for the other dog.

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>> No.10194798

Survival of the fittest.

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>> No.10194884
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What else can I add to go with my Flatev and Juicero?

>> No.10194912

Smalt obviously.

>> No.10194913
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What the fuck are you talking about? They're red-skinned potatoes.

>> No.10194920

This is infuriating

>> No.10194929
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>Alpha, Cooking Skills are threatening the Earth
>Bring me five Cooking Gadgets with Attitude

>> No.10194931

Fuck this gay earth. Apocalypse when?

>> No.10194940

technology is wasted on us

>> No.10194941

>hey bro can I get some salt?
>nah man, internet is down

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All you need is lemon and sugar you fucking heathens.

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>> No.10194975

>that'll be $425 plus tip

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>> No.10195003

The fan doesn't blow down, it sucks away any smoke and grease rising up. I saw it here and there on street food stalls in Bangkok.

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>> No.10195011

lift well snibber!

>> No.10195018

Stopped watching there.
This looks fucking disgusting and needlessly messy

>> No.10195019

What the cocks? The weebum is putting on airs for a fucking trucker sandwich, just with added greens.
>pocket knife
What the dickens?

>> No.10195030

This, just learn to proper cut a onion, the task won't take more then 1 minute.


>Cutting at least a onion a day

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>> No.10195051

WTF this is why America goes to shit. Everything needs to be over complicated. With processed ingredients.

The ultimate breakfast should be :
- 2 eggs
- 2 slices of bread with butter
- 2 slices of bacon

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>> No.10195061

kek 3 weeks later, whats that funny smell when I wear this shirt

>> No.10195063

Henlo, I want three heart attacks bls.

>> No.10195066

el ogro británico...

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Cleaning is a part of cooking, no?

>> No.10195099


>never heard of a fucking grill brick before

I want a minute and thirteen seconds of my life back.

>> No.10195110

Fuck that, I prefer having a black griddle. Nothing sticks.

>> No.10195120

>Drizzled with semen resembling dipping sauce
Nice to know they use actual semen

>> No.10195124

They honestly taste like pan cakes with a bunch of the fruit and sweet stuff. Only females really like them.

>> No.10195127

>caesar dressing
>ice cream
>enrich omelettes/scrambled eggs
>freeze them down until you need them
There are so many choices.

>> No.10195130


Shit, I'm drunk. I watched that and didn't even realize that they were actually removing the seasoning. For what purpose, though?

>> No.10195135

That's not seasoning, it's fucking blackened grease and shit. Clean your fucking grill.

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>> No.10195160

I want to fuck the bunnys personality

>> No.10195164
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liaison (saucier)

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Fuck you, faggot I might clean it twice a year.

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You're the one who can't taste. You will never know flavor or nuance...

>> No.10195197

Mate Ive been a chef for ten fucking years so shut your dick hole.

>> No.10195200

>Implying retards that use that nasty ass tub whipped cream will be able to make a crepe

>> No.10195206

>lol you can make this at home (:
Yeah I got some fucking caviar and giant uncut snapper lying around let me just whip up some sushi real quick

>> No.10195213

Well you've also been a male for 30 years but aren't very good at it so what's your point?

>> No.10195214


Don't do this it creates mustard gas

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don't matter how long you've been one, could still suck at from day 1.

>> No.10195217

>not having copious amounts of miscellaneous expensive quickly aging high grade seafood at hand at all times.


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Look out people shes going all out!

>> No.10195232


I cleaned the grill a few hours ago, just like I do half the week when I close the kitchen. If that was "blackened grease and shit" then that entire advertisement was just some kind of a gimmick, because the end result looked like a flat top completely stripped of it's seasoning.

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Do you not season your meats when you actually cook? Why do you need the grill to accumulate filth and debris to "season" your meat?

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>> No.10195289

lift well snibber

>> No.10195295

>I've never seen this before
> When I saw it I knew I had to get my hands on it

>> No.10195297

AKA a glorified supervisor

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>> No.10195435

You sure seem butthurt about a simple joke on 4chan, buddy.
Is life not going the way you thought it would?

>> No.10195447

Have another contendor.

>> No.10195449

i don't know if any of you fucking faggots have ever tried to make a cooking video, but the videography is pretty impressive here

>> No.10195457

I made that one. Thanks.

>> No.10195478

This webm makes me very angry

>> No.10195481

Why practice this off of the grill? This made me sad in numerous ways...

>> No.10195484

It's a clickhole video about the tragedy of a Hibatchi chef having to cook on a normal table.

>> No.10195572

Why is the hand shaking so hard?

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>> No.10195587

It's that handicapped girl. You know, the one every anon is in love with because they imagine her defect would make her settle for them if they would only declare their desire to love and car for her forever and ever.

>> No.10195590

Jack isn't handicapped.

>> No.10195602

what the fuck is so difficult about these
i made them by mistake once

>> No.10195623

>batter for one crepe
>a total of three strawberries
>1oz chocolate
>whipped cream
So this thing costs $0.90 right? Surely they wouldn't be Jewish enough to expect more than that right?

>> No.10195635

guys I just chopped an onion without crying
am I a wizard?
I get exercise eat spicy food and sleep with the window
thought I'd put some in my oatmeal since fit told me it would make me more manly and fuck it I've had onions before and they didn't do any harm so why not try?

>> No.10195649

>I get exercise eat spicy food and sleep with the window
the window open*
I've been making a lot of typos lately

>> No.10195651

It only works with $5 Smalt™salt cartridges right?

>> No.10195659

>eating raw broccoli
Is that why people hate it?

>> No.10195661

>irish oatmeal
>avocado oil
pretty awesome

>> No.10195688

You can make some really nice salads with raw broccoli

>> No.10195698

This, it pains me every time I see someone making a fool out of themselves when chopping onions.
Like in OPs webm.

>> No.10195715

>but the videography is pretty impressive here

Yeah care about the aesthetic instead of making informative shit.

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after making this post I added cilantro for some extra crunchiness and pizzazz

>> No.10195736

Literally just don't chop through the fucking root and you are fine when doing onions.
All these """tricks""" and (((special cookware))) to keep you from crying are completely pointless if you learn how to cut properly.

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>> No.10195769

>This kills the orange.

>> No.10195787

little bits...

I have a tiny mouth and this interests me.

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When someone post the same boring shit thread again and again and the plebitt patrol come-a-posting the same repetitive shit. That's how.
Fucking neck yourself faggot.

>> No.10195799

Fuck me one day of sunlight does not equate to summer.
Leave now.

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>> No.10195806

>chinese watermark

The warning signs were there but I foolishly persisted.

>> No.10195809

how have i survived 46 years without a SMALT ?

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>> No.10196006

> this much wasted space

>> No.10196020

You clearly haven't seen the video

>> No.10196038

Isn't there an exact copy of this guy's business right next to it?

>> No.10196047

What about this is appealing or appetizing?

>> No.10196054

Nothing. It's super basic cheapo street food you could make yourself very easily.
I think people mostly repost that webm because of all the fucking eggs that are everywhere in his stand, none of which are properly refrigerated and carry all sorts of diseases.

>> No.10196056

Do you think this guy knows he's a meme-cook or does he actually believe that he's good?

>> No.10196061

i come to /ck/ literally only to watch jack webms

>> No.10196067

I just can't understand why that would even be a street vendor. This is presumably in a poor country, so why are people wasting money on egg sandwiches? I just don't understand the economics of it.

>> No.10196072

I've been homeless before and never even considered shoplifting meat from the dollar tree. what the fuck is wrong with jack

not to mention, without even looking i know that he has a battery-operated pepper grinder because that's the sort of retarded thing he'd fall for

>> No.10196073

>not refrigerated

lrn2cuticle americuck

>> No.10196075

Can someone explain to me why this is America's fault? Somehow, liberals believe that all black people anywhere are being held back by imperialism and colonization. Is it really anyone's fault but their own that they eat bugmeat?

>> No.10196081

Yes, the cheap as shit street vendor in a poor as fuck shitstain of a country whose single dish uses two eggs totally has access to bio eggs that weren't washed and isn't buying old eggs from civilized countries wholesale.

>> No.10196082

>none of which are properly refrigerated and carry all sorts of diseases.
since when do you have to refrigerate eggs? methinks you don't know shit, anon

>> No.10196086

there's too many double negatives going on here, i have no clue what you're trying to say

>> No.10196091

At least this one serves a real purpose, wine drinkers always want to keep their wine fresh.

>> No.10196094

It's proper English, do you have dyslexia or something?

>> No.10196102

It may be proper English, but you're being sarcastic. You think that guy is buying old eggs from "civilized countries" wholesale?
Where did you get that idea?

>> No.10196153

to be fair in central europe we call crepes pancakes, but if you flavor it with moderation, ie. dont oversweeten it, it can be quite cool
protip: a bit of cinnamon and a touch of pulverized sugar can do magic

>> No.10196168

Thats fucking disgusting

>> No.10196177

on the other hand this one is not overcomplicated and gets to be a pretty food (that is a must for facebook) while being easy to make and probs not too bad tasting

>> No.10196184

I really hate how food culture in 2018 has been reduced to money shots of dripping yolks and stretchy cheese. Who the fuck falls for that? It's the easiest thing in the world to accomplish a running yolk or stringy cheese. It's really not that big of a deal.

>> No.10196188

every winter i fall into a deep depression and all i do is watch jack videos and sleep

>> No.10196204

>call something dumb
>add something even dumber in the subject
idiocracy at its finest

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Vodka came out my nose when he threw the shrimp on the floor.

>> No.10196208

>refrigerate eggs
Is this bait?

>> No.10196212

did you expect a faggot flag recipe to not be about loading your mouth with white cream?

>> No.10196220

Or ya know... you could not be a dipshit dumb woman and not cut off the root.

>> No.10196221

>a normal recipe with a fixed timer is too hard
>here our easy way to do it, that has random variables that will change depending of your pan size and heating method.
stop spreading stupidity, world.

>> No.10196226

that's the joke

>> No.10196235

>the fresh food rolls out of the cutting board
close that place before someone dies

>> No.10196236

I've cut onions that turned my apartment into a tear gas chamber.
I've has risidual hang in the air for hours.
Admittedly due to poor ventilation options at the time.
But it's been horrendous a couple times.

And I say this after being OC gassed on no less than 12 occassions over 8 years.

>> No.10196244

That's their problem, isn't it? Why do you even know about what allergies someone else's kid has?

>> No.10196251

non-whites are savages, this is grotesque and unnecessary

>> No.10196255

Nuke Australia already

>> No.10196256

you're just a pussy. onions are not that bad. go back to call of duty, cunt. i'm sure the tweens there are impressed by your war stories

>> No.10196257

it's a dog-eating world

>> No.10196264

Just use wasps.

>> No.10196277

it does not surprise me in the least that this place is owned and run by a woman.

>> No.10196283

>illegal to have more than one child
>totally cool to keep more than one dog inside of a shitty chinese apartment

>> No.10196291

No. The truly ironic thing is that colonialism improved the lives of Africans tenfold. They were given jobs, running water, electricity, phones, roads, and when the various colonials left, they didn't uproot or destroy anything, they left it as is.

And even with everything handed to them on a fucking plate, African countries STILL fucked up.

>> No.10196309

lift well snibber!

>> No.10196317

wow nice meme, thanks for contributing

>> No.10196318

Fucking hipsters

>> No.10196329

Every day I am grateful that I don't live in Europe. God bless you all, but seriously... it's over, Johnny.

>> No.10196334

I am so sorry that I haven't done my fair share to uphold your conservative steak and ketchup for REAL MEN meme

>> No.10196340

Then why don't we colonize it again? I don't see the problem.

>> No.10196341

Why would we? What is there to gain?

>> No.10196342

They're in the process of being colonized again, this time by China. They've successfully fought back the white devil, convinced the white devil to give them money, then turned around and begged China to treat them like an abusive husband would.

>> No.10196346

lift well snibber!

>> No.10196353

when you sift it, you get rid of lumps in dry ingredients

>> No.10196360

Why is everything the Japanese bake so dry and plain?

Even after having lived in Japan, I haven't figured this out.

>> No.10196365

That's not dry though?
Maybe a bit plain, sure, but that cheesecake is really fluffy and a bit moist.
You don't need strong in your face flavors on everything anon, subtlety can be plenty delicious.

>> No.10196370

el goblino de bretaña

>> No.10196384

Yes and no. The cake may be fluffy and moist, but it's still just a plain cake without any cream or liqueur or any other accouterments. By pretty much anyone else's standards, that's exceptionally bland and uninteresting.

>> No.10196388

>"smart" salt dispenser
>can't even dispense salt without a phone connected

>> No.10196395

>doesn't work half the time
>prevents you from adding more salt than necessary to your food
>saves you from having a heart attack

seems pretty smart to me

>> No.10196421

w2c gyroscopic grill

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>> No.10196426


>this is what happens when techies eat nothing but fast food

>> No.10196430

Nah it's two windows for the same stall

>> No.10196435

Get gassed

>> No.10196457

Looks like an evil.hamburger charecter from a McDonald's promotion

>> No.10196478

so basically the same thing you described except bacon instead of spam... okay

>> No.10196481

Stop using your prayer time to shitpost, it's disrespectful to allah.

>> No.10196483

This is some tier 1 level stupid shit

>> No.10196487

he seems to be enjoying it

>> No.10196494

I see you are very adamant about your egg preferences.

>> No.10196500


>spam and eggs on a hawaiian roll
>over complicated
>goes on to suggest practically the same thing

Can't tell if trolling or legitimately retarded.

>> No.10196519

How the fuck does he get out of there without breaking the eggs?

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Weak post.
Why would I pull out my phone during a prayer to comment on a /ck/ ylyl thread.
If your going to offend me try not to be such an adolescent and at least try.

>> No.10196558

And the broken English continues.

>> No.10196743

Alright, I need one more. Maybe two if we're going to have a second season.

>> No.10196832

All boards on 4chan are elitist, you're not allowed to use that word.

>> No.10197150

Why would a Lord need leave his fortress?

>> No.10197164

That sounds like it would be extremely painful.

>> No.10197169

For you.

>> No.10197215

fucking kek

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>> No.10197378

Or if you are Spider Jerusalem just have your SMALT dispense precise measurements of cocaine.

>> No.10197417

> x-com: terror from the deep

>> No.10197468

> The dog knows he's going to be eaten later

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