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>> No.10198286
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>> No.10198324

>>10198286
*taps knife*

>> No.10198332
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>> No.10198335

>>10198286

The world calls for oiled woks and we answer. No delicious cause. No gourmand good!

>> No.10198367
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>>10198335
>Every night, I can taste my sauce… and my protein… even my spices. The entrees I’ve lost… the side dishes I’ve lost… won’t stop cooking… It’s like they’re all still there. You taste it, too, don’t you?

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>> No.10198607

>>10198332
this is still somehow hilarious without sound

>> No.10198614
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>>10198607
The guy who plays Kevin is a great physical actor.

>> No.10198618

>>10198571
>yes i'll have the raw asparagus and cheese wrapped in salted meat
what the fuck is this

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>> No.10198661

>>10198332
>You're killing him!

>> No.10198691 [DELETED] 

>>10198125
FUCKING
STOP
WITH
YOUR
SHITTY
THREADS
NO
ONE
CARES
FAGGOT

>> No.10198694
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I'm building a team of overpriced kitchen appliances with attitude and need one more.

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>>10198694
>a wine bottle in your wine bottle

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>> No.10198721

>>10198694
Young urban professionals have such a zest for life and conversation. The future is bright with these future leaders on the way.

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>>10198697

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>> No.10198808

>>10198571
>american cheese and asparagus
>still salting your arm more than the meat

When will the roach prince learn?

>> No.10198810

>>10198697
>several people were involved in moving this idea to production

>> No.10198816

>>10198695
This is a joke right?

>> No.10198817

>>10198808
>american cheese
Citation needed.

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>>10198816
http://www.mysmalt.com/
You tell me.

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>>10198332
related

>> No.10198827

>>10198820
>culinary expert
they weren't even legally allowed to call him a "chef"

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>>10198810
The inside is fucking gorgeous though. I wish all kitchen appliances looked like this inside instead of the chinese garbage most of them are.
https://blog.bolt.io/heres-why-juicero-s-press-is-so-expensive-6add74594e50

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>>10198697
>All that to squeeze a plastic bag
I've heard about this machine before but never actually seen it in action.

>> No.10198841

>>10198701
>Tor-Teeeeee-HA

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>>10198832
>>10198833

>> No.10198850

>>10198736
Hmm. Should have been called "Prepping with your mouth", because none of that was cooked with the mouth. I know, its a joke, but its still too inaccurate, even for a joke. Cutting, smashing, or in this case chewing, is prep work, not cooking.

>> No.10198860

>>10198367
>Pale soggy dough

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>> No.10198885

>>10198773
>drizzles with semen resembling dipping sauce
n-nani?

>> No.10198889

>>10198849
I'll bet those packages are shitty corn syrup and fruit flavorings too not even any real fruit in them.

>> No.10198894

>>10198286
Remember to learn a proper trade, kids.

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>> No.10198904

>>10198878
I imagine this is the guy we will pick when the inevitable "humans vs robots challenge" happens. The John Henry of domino's pizza, if you will.

>> No.10198906

>>10198286
Why is he doing all that on a cold, wooden table? How has he fallen so low?

>> No.10198908

>>10198821
https://youtu.be/smBgwCmXhY8?t=392

not even the most golden moment in the show

>> No.10198913

>>10198908
>Only Human
Are we sure about that?

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>> No.10198923

>>10198897
holy shit!

>> No.10198924

>>10198914
chinese drive-thru is kind of weird

>> No.10198932

>>10198897
That's pretty impressive actually

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>>10198914
Wrong webem both in my Asian folder

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>> No.10198960

if your webm is over 20 seconds please kill self

>> No.10198963

>>10198651
That's alotta ways to be gay

>> No.10198979

>>10198697
I go to anybody house and see this I'm burning their house down

>> No.10198993

>>10198947
Disgusting and pathetic. Don't know if meme tho.

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>>10198960
>Would rather 20 second jackposts than actual content worth looking at
Take your ADHD somewhere else

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>>10198997

>> No.10199001

>>10198904
Has every response to that webm been completely ignorant of the purpose of their speed? It's a promotion test, make three pizzas in under a minute to earn a better pay position.

>> No.10199006

>>10198963
t. Chef John

>> No.10199012

>>10199001
Shut up faggot

>> No.10199021

>>10199001
>ruin 3 pizzas in under a minute while wasting as much cheese as possible
>get a promotion

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>>10199021
The pizzas are fine and nothing was wasted. You are an idiot.

>> No.10199033

>>10199000
why do they brag about the chili being chilled and served cold like it is superior when in reality that is much worse

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>>10199000
Lmfao great example of how important presentation is to elevating a dish although I'm sure lighting and camera angles played a role too.
>>10199001
I always thought it was based on Nepolian style pizza that's supposed to be made in 90 seconds or less although that requires a wood fire oven that's like 1000° rolling the dough out and topping it is the exact same as what that guy is doing just a fast worker showing he could do that style if he wanted to.

>> No.10199047

>>10199033
They are using a human invention known as humor, in this case irony. They are presenting cheap bad ingredients as if they were fancy in an attempt to illicit a laugh from their audience.

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>>10199033
Think that was just to explain how they got it to the puree consistency

>> No.10199058

>>10199047
>someone pointing out my own stupidity
reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

>> No.10199072

>>10199031
>filename
>cuts
>"oh, sous vide, that looks delicious"
>"wha-- what the fuck are you doing"
>"WHY"

>> No.10199074

>>10198960
take your meds you adhd ridden faggot

>> No.10199077

>>10199058
>admitting to your ignorance
Immediately a hundred times better than the average cocksmoker browsing 4chan.

>> No.10199119

>>10198696
Now that's a good old-fashioned meme

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>>10198827
>it literally says chef tony

>> No.10199138

>>10198914
kek

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>>10198997
>>10199074
your insults cut me deep since i am going in for adhd diagnosing soon

>> No.10199158

>>10198908
>cheesy potatoes
>cheesy potatoes
>cheesy potatoes
>cheesy potatoes
Oh my god enough. Can she please come up with a name that doesn't sound retarded? Cheesy potatoes, holy hell what a ridiculous thing to eat and be obsessed with, running around saying cheesy potatoes all the time.

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>>10199145
It's okay as long as you are getting the help you desperately need

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>>10199145
did anyone post this yet lol

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>> No.10199174

>>10198697
>using both thumbs to type

>> No.10199190

>>10199158
she's actually very ashamed of it and actively avoids eating in front of others including her husband so she doesn't have to talk about it.

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>>10199158
I'm impressed she was able to lift the bag of cheese without profusely sweating

>> No.10199198

>>10199163
didn't expect to get turned on /ck/

>> No.10199201

>>10199158
>now I want you to pour the cheese over the potatoes

erotic af

>> No.10199202

>>10199158
i would like to see her locked in a room with a pizza and see how long her fat ass resists it.

>> No.10199203

>>10198697
>>10198810
>>10198832
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Cp-BGQfpHQ

>> No.10199204

>>10199193
It just a meatloaf, what did you expect

>> No.10199209

>>10199193
she has the worst body type. i'd rather see a 400 lb whale made of all belly and no ass than a skinny no ass white bitch. at the whale makes you glad you aren't that disgusting

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>>10199198
ck gave me a feeder fetish(not fat, i still hate fat people)

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>>10199204
Didn't make the webem, but honestly a pan liner or a loaf pan would have gone a long way that being said it isn't plated yet so I would not be that critical of appearance until it is ready for serving with sides and cut up

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>>10199213

>> No.10199229

>>10199000
looks like skidmark on gold miners underwear

>> No.10199248

>>10199213
I won't ever be able to do shit like this and I'm a HUGE fatfuck lard-fucker, cake and sugar in general makes me sick

>> No.10199249
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>>10199228
I'll bet she breaks toilet seats and plumbing on the regular

>> No.10199254

>>10199228
this grosses me out so much i just threw out the rest of my tendies and rick and morty sauce

>> No.10199258

>>10199248
you probably won't be able to do it because the layer of fat over your stomach makes it harder for the stomach muscles to expand.

>> No.10199260

>>10199213
she's going to be so fat tomorrow

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>>10199213

>> No.10199272

>>10199263
people really jerk off to this?

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>> No.10199276

>>10199260
she has been eating massive amounts of food for the last 8 years, still thin

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCO9-JxPuNA4UhhlGVwY_VdQ

>> No.10199277

>>10198618
stupid ass bullshit because that turbo faggot got famous off a video

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>>10198832

>> No.10199281

>>10199031
What the hecc even is that. I thought it was cheese but it looks like egg in the end.

>> No.10199287

>>10199280
is that AVE?

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>>10199272
I mean it has to appeal to somebody right? This guy is disgusting but has a decent following, not even shock stuff he is just a gross slob that has to be some kind of fetish why else is he popular?

>> No.10199294

>>10199281
probably some nasty cheese

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>>10199249
>tabasco
why are murricans so weak? that's literally a step away of baby formula

>> No.10199298

>>10199281
it is cheese. gruyere mabe

>> No.10199307

>>10199297
I'd like to see you drink a gallon of vinegar.

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>>10199297
That's like drinking a gallon of vinegar

>> No.10199314

>>10199287
Yea, he did a tear down ages ago, it's linked above.

>> No.10199316

>>10199204
Place the meatloaf into a bread pan to shape it, then turn it out onto a baking sheet. Glaze multiple times throughout baking so it doesn't overcook. If you do that, it turns out much nicer.

She made a malformed meatloaf that looks like a turd, amplified by the thin, sugary glaze she put on, since it caramelized.

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>> No.10199328

>>10199316
if your cooking for other people yeah, but if you just going to eat it then who cares

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>>10199328
I mean on a cooking show I would say to make it look as good as possible but I can respect the authenticity of it

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>>10199198
>Sensually tugging of the bone

>> No.10199344

>>10199316
>dirtying two pans to make one dish
>making meatloaf at all
kys, her gimmick was making shit that looked homemade (aka shitty)

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>> No.10199361

>>10199350
Remind me to never get this garbage.

>> No.10199373

>>10199171
Fish smoke, don't breathe this.

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>>10199350
Are they actually good at adding flavor to a dish? And not fragile as fuck? I would use it if I got it as a gift but I wouldn't buy one. Hell I wonder if you can make one out of boxes of kosher salt.

>> No.10199379

>>10198696
laughed more than i should've fuck

>> No.10199388

>>10199280
Put your dick in a vice.

>> No.10199392

>>10198897
>/ck/ cooking experience

>> No.10199393

>>10199377
>salt is a mineral with mostly sodium
Iron is a mineral and a nutrient you need more of unlike sodium. Just use and iron pan.

>> No.10199400

>>10199377
>Are they actually good at adding flavor to a dish?
Probably not as good as simply using a salt shaker

>And not fragile as fuck?
salt is pretty sturdy, you have to actually be trying to break it.

>Hell I wonder if you can make one out of boxes of kosher salt
no

>> No.10199407

>>10199377
>I would use it if I got it as a gift but I wouldn't buy one.
I would smash it and put it in my salt grinder and never have to buy salt for a few years.

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>>10199393
Not looking at it for nutrition so much as flavor, I know it is a bit of a meme but I'm curious it is actually good to cook on without having to salt your meats or are they too salty. YouTube only shows how to make salt licks for deer hunting but nothing that would withstand the heat enough to sear a steak

>> No.10199416

>>10198694
>I need a fucking digital screen on my wine bottle to look even more like an asshole

I want to punch the inventor.

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>>10199407
If nothing else it would probably be good for a serving tray for cheese and charcuteries

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>> No.10199425

>>10199408
look up himalayan salt blocks on amazon. Somethimes they color salt blocks pink but the natural ones have iron mineral in them to get pink colors.

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>>10199416
It is supposed to provide information about the wine and winery you put in it. Although if you buy wines without knowing anything about the makers you are already an asshole

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>> No.10199448

>>10198694
Why are these people forcing niggers into everything? They look so out of place

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>>10199420
>Repulsed.jpeg
I knew a girl in high school that would eat at least a whole 8oz cup of peanut butter out of a styrofoam cup every single day in cooking shop. She was morbidly obese before 15.

>> No.10199454

>>10199417
the salt would ruin your various preserves/relishes

>> No.10199455

>>10199444
looked good until they showed what the dips were made of

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>>10199454
That is true if they weren't served in rammikins. I wouldn't never pay $55 for one of those things though I have seen Brazilian steakhouses use them to present meats but that is literally just what they show the guest to pick out cuts not what they are cooked or served on

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>> No.10199530

>>10198571
who this nigga think he is

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>> No.10199555

>>10199031
>having to saw your way through a tender steak

sharpen your fucking knife, idiot.

>> No.10199568

>>10199515
not enough sauce IMO

>> No.10199574

>>10199450
Hey man, she was bulking.

>> No.10199580

>>10198286
I love clickhole.

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>>10199574
Get that dirty bulk.

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>> No.10199601

>>10199594
doesn't look enjoyable. They might as well be eating cum from 50 man bukake

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>>10199601
Competitive eating is rarely done for enjoyment.

>> No.10199611

>>10199603
I wonder if they taste better if you warm them up first...

>> No.10199618

>>10199603
yes, I would much rather guzzle 50 mans ejaculate than eat lightbulbs

>> No.10199636
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>>10199603
Holy fuck why?

>> No.10199652

>>10199636
You're talking to a guy who created a reverse stomach pump.

>> No.10199660

>>10199636
www.youtube.com/watch?v=xy56zzVAaJc

There's no answer for it

>> No.10199689

>>10199660
Some men ask why, The Beast asks "why not?"

>> No.10199700

>>10199263
Please tell me he boiled it first or something. Isn't that shit raw?

>> No.10199712

>>10198694

shit, i thought this was a joke.

fuck this world

>> No.10199715
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>>10199700
Right out of the packaging

>> No.10199716

>>10199689
>asks "how much money can i make?"

>> No.10199717
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>>10198820
¿Is he related to jack? Serious question.

>> No.10199727

>>10198849

they even got a woman to do it so you know its easy

>> No.10199732

>>10198947
I tried pork belly with soy sauce and unholy amounts of sugar after watching this a few days ago, was better than expected! Also added some onions and tabasco.

>> No.10199735
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>>10198820
Genetically I don't believe so, spiritually I can see it

>> No.10199738

>>10198942
what's going on here?
what's he showing?

>> No.10199745
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>>10199738
It's him eating but it's reversed

>> No.10199746

>>10198571
>Filename
Kek

>> No.10199747

>>10199745
I think you mistook who I replied to

>> No.10199753
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>>10199747
Shit it did, it's just a guy seasoning a wok

>> No.10199759

>>10199056

fuck me that flip at the end got me

ill take one

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>> No.10199774

>>10199745
This is what thiccfags on /fit/ want to fuck.

>> No.10199792
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>>10199767
>>10199603
>>10199594
>>10199249
>>10199716
>Literally the kid on the playground that would eat anything for a dollar
So his YouTube channel is 70% just him vomiting all out the place? I wonder how much internet bucks he is bringing in for that shit, he doesn't seem like he lives lavishly but he doesn't seem like poor as shit either

>> No.10199796

>>10199263

what happened to alex jones?

>> No.10199807
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>>10199774
Can you imagine the size of her bowel movements?

>> No.10199818 [DELETED] 

>>10199807
that happens to anyone that sits/lays down in the bathtub though...

>> No.10199819

>>10199229
Underrated

>> No.10199821

>>10199350

absolutely retarded. no. never.

>> No.10199833
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>>10199807
The real reason why they use toilets like this.

>> No.10199838

>>10199796
The gay frog water finally got to him.

>> No.10199865

>>10199581
I'm getting a lot of gay vibes from this. In fact, I don't think this would be out of place in a gay porno movie.

>> No.10199883

>>10199865
Well, when you watch gay porn all the time, I guess it's natural to start seeing gay things in everything.

>> No.10199888

>>10199618

Thats interesting.

>> No.10199895

>>10199715

an avocado scotch egg looks revolting

>> No.10199904

>>10198773
>And are shaped to resemble a flaccid penis
Huh no, they look like upright/erect penises.

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>> No.10199912

>>10199274
>tastes like butter
Doubt it.

>> No.10199919

>>10199908
give six thousand dorrars stupid gaijin

>> No.10199946

>>10199334
Honest question: why do they drain the water the nuts are soaking in, and then adding more water anyway?

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Honestly don't know I haven't gotten around to making it myself to see how true that is to store bought stuff, I just assume it is because it tastes bad or has something in it leeched from the nuts, like how you wouldn't cook beans in the water you soaked them in because it makes you fart more.

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>> No.10199989

>>10199964
I thought those were olives up until it showed the containers

>> No.10200080

>>10199976
This is why Mexico has overtaken the US as the most obese nation, although the Middle Eastern countries are catching up quick.

>> No.10200099

>>10199912
Definitely not. My sister is vegetarian and often eats vegan foods she sees youtubers talk about and stuff. Her response is always "those fucking bitches are lying" after she makes it herself.

>> No.10200102
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>>10198697
There's only one way to get juice from an orange.

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>>10200102
I remember when Simpsons was good.

>> No.10200124

>>10199792
He was in a completely batshit single car accident where he hopped into his car for a morning drive. Which he apparently tried to vlog at some point. And while setting up the camera things like 'oh look the speedometer' and 'Oh look, a ditch' did not get the attention they needed. He ended up flying off the road and almost going out Adam Dunn Style. First responders managed to extract him from the mangled wreck of his burning car but he got tore up breddy good.

Air ambulance bills are no joke here in the burgerland. Even though the Beast had been living pretty well in California as noted in his earlier videos Youtubebucks can only get you so far. He left the state to try and financially stabilize.

>> No.10200132

>>10200080
It's like a race to the bottom.

>> No.10200156

>>10200102
YOU MEAN THERE'S ANOTHER WAY?

>> No.10200163

>>10199448
Yeah, its like a rule any group of 5 people must have at least 20% niggers. Because people choose their friends based on racial averages and not by sharing interests and similar backgrounds.

>> No.10200176

>>10198697
>The San Francisco-based firm received $120 million in startup venture capital starting in 2014
Imagine having so much money you find investing over a hundred million dollars into a machine that presses bags empty to be a good idea.

>> No.10200183

>>10200176
With venture capital it's rarely one company. They reach out to as many VCs as possible and all of them get a percentage based on how much they front.

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>>10200099
Yeah I had a vegan friend try to feed me 'cauliflower tabouli' (it was raw vegan as she was deep down the rabbit hole) and it tasted like brunoise cauliflower and lemon juice. Nothing like tabouli but she tried explaining to me that vegan mock ups don't usually actually taste like what they are imitating and that's expected as after going so long without having it you forget the taste or something, she was a successful she at vegetarian restaurants with exclusively vegan specials so I assume she knew what she was talking about

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>>10200109
I like that you can even keep it /ck/ related, good man

>> No.10200211

>>10198694
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FyCFmZzaddo
Have a new one for your team.

>> No.10200224

>>10200211
>Overpriced
>Custom pods
>Unnecessary app and wifi connection to operate
It's fucking perfect, thank you.

>> No.10200230

>>10198773
>Some roastie with purple hair claiming how she's never seen a dick-shaped food item before

Bitch please, I bet you're the one handing out all the penis-shaped novelty shit at your friend's bachelorette party.

>> No.10200233

>>10199946
Most obvious is that the nuts don't absorb an exact amount. 2 cups of water in 1 cup of almonds could leave you with 1/2 cup of water on one day and 1 1/2 another. By draining and re-filling with a measured amount, it provides consistency.

>> No.10200237

>>10200183
Didn't Google or Amazon put a lot of money into this craptastic project?

>> No.10200241

>>10200183
That's even worse like I can understand duping one board but to get that much they got more than one.
>>10200211
Everyone wants to be the next Kureg even though the owner himself called them s mistake and people that would drop $1000 on a coffee machine don't drink coffee from k-cups.

>> No.10200247

>>10198571
Salty forearm

>> No.10200248

>>10200241
Venture capital is just legal gambling. You take plenty of losses but you also don't want to be the guy who passed on the next Apple.

>> No.10200272

>>10199056
Damn, he's got some skills, I'll give him that.

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>>10200272

>> No.10200336 [DELETED] 

>>10200331
stop posting these ugly fuckers.

>> No.10200337

>>10200334
Is this the pain train?

>> No.10200354

>>10200337
I get your bilingual joke and I also want to die

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>> No.10200378

>>10199213
>over 8,000 calories in the entire cake
>cut it into 4 and that's 2,000 calories each
>cut those 4 pieces in half and it's 1,000 calories each
>1 piece of that is 1,000 calories
Thanks but no thanks.

>>10199276
Probably purges it directly after.

>> No.10200382

>>10199738
Its how you season a wok pan. Just burn the shit out of it

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>>10200382
>seasoning meme
I wish you fucks would stop pushing this. "seasoning" is just a code word for "dirty".

>> No.10200390

>>10198908
>what do you want to say to these cheesy potatoes?

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>>10200336
^_^

>> No.10200398

>>10200080
The corn itself is actually delish. Idk why theyre taking it so overboard though lmao

>> No.10200416

>>10198820
that vacuum part is kinda neat. fuck cleaning those needles though

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>>10198125
i really want to hit that guy

>> No.10200424

>>10198691
I like them.

>> No.10200429

>>10200192
Tabbouleh is vegan the begin with. What the fuck?

>> No.10200432

>>10198914
yum!

>> No.10200436

>>10198651
Holy shit, just mash the fucker with salt and pepper and spread on bread tf is all that shit?

>> No.10200447

>>10198286
So is this the tryouts for teppanyaki/hibachi cooking? Part of the interview process for Benihana?

>> No.10200449

>>10198997
>carrot tartare

>> No.10200474

>>10198651
>being so obsessed with avocado you make stop-motion animation from it

>> No.10200476

>>10198691
I love webm threads (particularly with OC). if you don’t like them DON’T VISIT THEM.

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>>10200374
>Was expecting him to blow off the cap wasting half the bottle.
>Dribbled a little bit but probably no more than an ounce.
Class act

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>>10200482
Alton is a classy man.

>> No.10200487

>>10198695
SNL skit? Or absolutely worthless? Why not just make a Bluetooth speaker? Why’s it have to be a salt shaker too?

>> No.10200489

>>10200482
All this effort just to over come the human desire to eat eggs.

>> No.10200528

>>10199427
>Although if you buy wines without knowing anything about the makers you are already an asshole
What a pretentious twat.

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>>10200429
It was raw vegan she was on another level, nothing cooked above 110°, as close to raw as possible, no meat, honey, eggs, or dairy. Supposedly the healthiest diet as it would be what cavemen ate before fire. Lots of dehydrated plant, untoasted nuts that were sprouted, soaked, or just crushed and of course loads of raw greens and crunchy veggies. Heavy reliance on herbs to add flavor as well as lemon or lime juice which were also used to soften or pickle in a way veggies to change their texture.
Some of her specials we're pretty interesting but she was borderline insane, she would do the raw vegan thing intermittent between juice cleansing of lemon juice, red pepper, and maple syrup. I remember she tried to get me into the cleanse one time by watching some documentary where a guy said he had colon cancer and did the cleanse to cure himself kept repeating how it is normal for you to shit street tar on it

>> No.10200532

>>10198889
Even if they are good quality, you can get good quality juice without the bag-pressing machine and without the bagged juice itself.

>> No.10200539

>>10198897
I was really worried he was about to jiggle that hot pan into his face. But he did very well.

>> No.10200543

>>10200528
If you buy wine just to drink it and enjoy it that's honestly fine but this device is also not something you would buy, if you are the type to buy this and care about wines then you should do that research before buying the bottle otherwise you are an asshole

>> No.10200549

>>10200543
It's for that unique group of people who want to brag to their friends about how much they know about wine but don't actually want to know anything about wine.

>> No.10200570
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>>10200549
Yeah those people are assholes. If you buy wines without knowing about the wineries but don't care more power to you doesn't bother me. It's wanting to know about the wineries when the bottle is already opened. Maybe after you tasted it but fucking Google exists and is way cheaper. I worded it badly as rereading it that does sound pretentious but that wasn't the intention.

>> No.10200585

>>10199164
Many, many times

>> No.10200598

>>10200570
It's extra funny because one of the wines they show in that webm is a Coppola Wine which is fucking awful and only sells on her fathers name.

>> No.10200611

>>10199601
t. In my experience

>> No.10200633

>>10200598
Wait is it made by the worst part of the Godfather movies?

>> No.10200649

>>10198286
hahahaa. those repeated shots back to his face. reminded me of those ramsey/oliver spoofs.

>> No.10200650

>>10200633
They claim that Francis is the one who runs it but everyone knows that Sofia runs it.

>> No.10200662

>>10198878
brotha has no chill

>> No.10200667

>>10200374
I got a bottle and did this in the house drunkenly after watching this classic moment by Alton. The glass projectile was totally vanished for months until someone finally stepped on it somehow.

>> No.10200671

>>10199865
Every time

>> No.10200673

>>10198820
>someone will probably die using this
hilarious

>> No.10200693

>>10198897
he's so happy :)

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>>10200693
Aren't you happy?

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>> No.10200724

>>10199213
>>10199248
>>10199260
>>10200378
She has bulimia. Very little of that gets processed in her body.

>> No.10200728

>>10199323
retarded for wings. why not do a kebab or shawarma instead?

>> No.10200731

>>10198914

Needs a to be continued edit

>> No.10200734

>>10199263
His mouth looks like a loose asshole

>> No.10200766

>>10200705
nah :)

>> No.10200768

>>10200734
how do you know what a loose asshole looks like gaylord

>> No.10200774

>>10199263
What the actual fuck!?

>> No.10200781

>>10198697
Why does it need to connect to your phone?

>> No.10200794

>>10200781
it's cool and hip

>> No.10200795

>>10199904
>That looks exactly like my upright/erect penis.

Well ok then.

>> No.10200798

>>10200482
You are supposed to let it dribble to carry away any glass leftover from the cut.

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>>10199450
>I knew a girl in high school that would eat at least a whole 8oz cup of peanut butter out of a styrofoam cup every single day in cooking shop. She was morbidly obese before 15.

That must have been the healthiest thing she was eating all day

>> No.10200868

>>10199031
> showing off a cross-section of meat with eggs(?)
fucking why?

>> No.10200907

>>10199350
Relative high maintenance and the meat looked pretty awful.

>> No.10200953

>>10199581
literally every single person on earth can do this no matter what age as long as they have teeth

>> No.10200988

>>10199350
The meat is gray..

>> No.10200990

>>10198820
As disgusting as it looks. Unfortunately a process highly similar to this is a standard in most EU supermarket stocked meats. Many products are similarly pierced and injected with some form of water/brine/marinade mix.

It's a way to ensure meat isnt tough and to ensure cheaper cuts can be more easily sold.

>> No.10201008

>>10198367
saw him do this live a few years ago. Pizza came out better then.

>> No.10201023

>>10198850
cooking

adj.
In progress, happening.
n.
The process of preparing food by using heat.
n.
The process of preparing food.

>> No.10201038

>>10201023
There's more than one dictionary in the world and they don't all agree with you.

>> No.10201046

>>10198367
What's his fucking point?

>> No.10201062

>>10198878
good boy work fast for master!

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>>10198697

>> No.10201088

>>10199448
Most people on earth have friends, some of those friends have traits different from you.
Don't worry, you'll make a friend someday, I'm sure of it.

>> No.10201094

>>10200386
> pour chemicals onto a hot grill
> proceed to breathe in the vapor
[cancer growth intensifies]

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>>10201094
>"chemicals" are all cancerous

>> No.10201121

>>10201110
I don't know what in it, but i'd assume sodium hydroxide, maybe H2O2.
Either way, I'm 100% sure that the contents of that bottle aren't conductive to good lung health.

>> No.10201124

>>10201088
No this is about marketing and projecting a specific brand image. It has nothing to do with actual friendship just superficiality.

>> No.10201127

>>10198697
>DRM food
Jesus tittyfucking christ.

>> No.10201137

>>10201088
You are assuming that he has less friends than you and you might be wrong sweetie.

>> No.10201188

>>10199263
>>10199263
>>10199263
LA CREATURA

>> No.10201191

>>10199164
that is the soy-est soyboy to ever live

>> No.10201192

>>10199323
aren't you supposed to bake them second time, or at least heat up the sauce before dripping the wings in?

>> No.10201197

>>10199796
it's not him retard

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>> No.10201222

>>10198286
This is fucking hilarious

>> No.10201226

>>10199006
Chef John is a treasure.

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>>10198286
>tfw linked to this like 2 weeks ago got nothing and now this guy is getting all these sweet (you)s

>> No.10201234

>>10199350
I actually thought you used those salt blocks instead of dinner plates

>> No.10201239

>>10201228
>linking
>not uploading the webm
There's your answer

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>>10199334

>> No.10201246

>>10201228
Calm down you fucking spaz all you did was link to a youtube video. If you're sooo desperate for attention and likes make OC

>> No.10201250

>>10198694
What does it do? Serious question.

>> No.10201253

>>10200781
I'm guessing so that you can make status updates on facebook or whatever social medias these fuck people use.

>> No.10201260

>>10201239
>>10201246

It's better with music
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XR3Y_9Y74L0

And I'm obviously just joking, you fucking autists. Nobody gives a shit about collecting (you)s on 4chan. Grow a fucking brain.

>> No.10201267

>>10198878
Rush hour or temporarily understaffed most likely. I doubt he works that fast and makes that mess when there's only two tables to serve.

>> No.10201275

>>10201250
It holds the wine bottle and displays information about it.

>> No.10201278

>>10201275
wow

>> No.10201280

>>10201260
wew lad, chill

>> No.10201287

>>10199738
How you get cancer

>> No.10201302

>>10199792
looks like he is in his garage, pretty nice garage

>> No.10201303

>>10199249
>pepsi

>> No.10201315

>>10201303
Won't you gentlemen have a Pepsi?

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>>10201260

>> No.10201343

>>10198947
>Japanese Cooking 101
>proceeds to make red braised pork belly

>> No.10201357

>>10199540
I get the shits just looking at that.

>> No.10201359

>>10199056
>High flame
>Non stick pan
>Cook has clearly gotten old
Guess the PTFE fearmongering is exaggerated.

>> No.10201367

>>10198695
can you put cocaine in that?

>> No.10201375

>>10201367
seems like a good idea

>> No.10201448

>>10199164
>That sideways bite at 0:23

what a fucking retard the toppings might slip off

>> No.10201452

>>10200334
Ah, the TGV

>> No.10201456

>>10198286
>taps the salt
this'll be my new thing

>> No.10201476

>>10200708
I just don't get the appeal of burrata. It's like a mozzarella only with goopy chunky curds in the center.

>> No.10201481

>>10201228
The (you) is a fickle mistress

>> No.10201547

>>10199222
omit the cheddar and you've got a decent keto pizza crust.

>> No.10201628

>>10198414
Need sauce on middle girl

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10201675

>>10198701
if there's one thing I really despise, it's middle class trying to act sophisticated and high class by using fancy kitchen gadgets. Keurig barely gets a pass because coffee is a utilitarian thing and it is an actual convenience. This kind of thing though? You can just tell that this soccer mom is going to load up her gluten free corn tortilla with a whole unripened avocado slice, some barely seasoned "marinated" tough flank steak cooked medium rare (it came out medium well though, but they'll still say it's perfect) bought fresh from her local wegmans, and maybe some lime and cilantro. It'll be bland, somehow watery, and "ethnic". Everything will be pristine and presented on giant plates on a granite island countertop, but they'll still never be truly upper class. They'll take out their pent up envy on the next waitress at their local carrabbas over the warm glass of zinfandel while simultaneously drinking the whole bottle anyways.
>t. man who has spent too much time with these kinds of families

>> No.10201738

>>10201210
his nyc restaurant is getting shit reviews

>> No.10201750

>>10199213
>diabeetus
You don’t think this girl will eventually be fat eating a cake at a time? Unless she’s a triathlete and burns thousands of calories all the time. You realize you can be fat on the outside and healthy on the inside or skinny on the outside and unhealthy on the inside?

I’m fat on the outside and on the inside and this is repulsive. Like >>10199248 said.

>> No.10201767

>>10199228
I’m fat and I think they are both repulsive and repugnant.
>Give me words that start with REP for $200 Alex

>> No.10201775

>>10199258
Or because it’s a disgusting feat in the first place.

>> No.10201785

>>10199274
Probably tastes like I CAN’T BELIEVE IT’S NOT BUTTER and I could probably believe it wasn’t.

>> No.10201789

>>10199276
According to what >>10200724 said it’s beca she has bulimia. Enjoy the vomit breath and rotted teeth.

>> No.10201794

>>10199293
Probably the people on 4chan who are so grossed out but go watch to make webms and call him disgusting.

>> No.10201801

>>10199297
>literally a step away
I get the insult you are trying to make but it’s quite literally NOT anything close to baby formula and you are disregarding the concept of hot spicy anything in a large quantity.

>> No.10201806

>>10199309
This looks so good

>> No.10201813

>>10198997

Why do these gourmet food things always use such big plates? You think it would make it extra clear how little food there is. Is it a presentation thing, like trying to highlight the food through use of a lot of negative space?

>> No.10201815

>>10199334
What a waste of expensive nuts just to get some shitty tasting
>milk-type beverage

>> No.10201841

>>10199350
Wouldn’t all of the food wind up really salty tasting (serious question)? None of it has good coloring. No sear. Who is using this? I bet that meal costs like $50+ since it’s cooked on that block vs if it was cooked in a pan.
>>10200907
This.

>> No.10201845

>>10201675
Anon are you okay?? Did middle class corn tortillas kill your family?????

>> No.10201887

>>10199450
This guy has a creepy-sexual-predator look on his face when he takes a drink. Otherwise, it’s a neat but needlessly complicated way to make a cocktail.

>> No.10201902

>>10199515
How are the eggs cooking that long and not getting burnt? Regardless, this is an awesome way to make a burger.

>> No.10201909

>>10199523
Looks good for the most part. Too saucy though and too sweet-sounding.

>> No.10201921

>>10199618
This is a good example for a “would you rather”.

>> No.10201938

>>10199745
I’m fat but not this fat and not this disgusting. Just gross.

>> No.10201947

>>10199753
That’s a lot of butter

>> No.10201962

>>10199796
>>10199796
It’s 2 paid shills meeting on /ck/

>> No.10201989

>>10198820
Honestly I don't know what's wrong with this one

>> No.10202025

>>10198332
>i ate the fluffy part, can I be done now?

>> No.10202090

>>10199408
Looks really good. Is it customary in the UK to use the suet in crusts? Here in America we typically use butter, lard, or shortening, but I can imagine it would be good with the beef fat.

>> No.10202110

>>10198332
>>10198614
I miss this show. Probably one of the only shows as an adult I actually gave a shit about.

>> No.10202198

>>10199753
>Uses ml
>But also teaspoons and tablespoons
Wait, what? Is that really how other countries do things? Why?

>> No.10202216

>>10198697
>>10198695
>>10198694
>>10198820
AAAHHHHHHH

>> No.10202228

>>10201228
Because I took the effort to make it into a webm.

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10202297

>>10201260
>only pretending

>> No.10202335

>>10200109
Man this is regrettably something my fat kid self probably found delicious looking. Now it just makes me gag.

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10202436

>>10201062
>>10201267
>>10198878
worst thing is that most places I've worked in would get mad at you for not working that frenetically all day long.

>> No.10202467

>>10199000
>That will be 300 dollars plus tip sir.

>> No.10202471

>>10200486
>Browning Hi-Power
Quality tastes, Alton, quality tastes.

>> No.10202474

>>10199342
annnnd you wont stop farting for weeks or even years

>> No.10202479

>>10200781
to mine your data while you drink sugar water from a bag

>> No.10202599

>>10201767
reply :^)

>> No.10202618

>>10199745
i wanted a shot from the outside of the car when she gets out, just to see how far the suspension goes down when she's in it.

>> No.10202633

>>10200486
>Rolex
>classy
Please.

>> No.10202646

>>10198963
kek

>> No.10202661

>>10201094
i did this all the time with the restaurant grade scotch brite, while the flat top was still on. i'm most likely going to get cancer from other things, so this is just chemical frosting.

>> No.10202663

>>10199580
>>10198286
oh GOD it's clickhole that's explains a lot.

>> No.10202686

>>10200570
>make cheese
>shred it
>add salt
>compress it into a block again
For what purpose?

>> No.10202849

>>10201121
>list random chemicals
>call them cancerous
protip: lookup [chemical name] msds for all safety information on it. you might learn a bit

>> No.10202867

>>10202663
That video made me laugh so hard the first time I saw it, even without audio that webm puts a smile in my face.

>> No.10202889

>>10201675
I love your post my man.

>> No.10202922

>>10200530
what an awful way to live

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10203047

>>10199420
>puts two gallons of peanut butter shit on food
>proceeds to eat 2 bites and leaves it
fucking millennials

>> No.10203054

>>10201902
one side of the grill will be on a lower heat than the other

>> No.10203067

>>10201675
hahah good post

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