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10204665 No.10204665 [Reply] [Original]

What is the last thing you will eat before you die?

>> No.10204676

A bullet to my temple.

>> No.10204682

Probably a mouthful of delicious electrolytes while I'm riding my bike before the dumb toaster cager ploughs into me because she just had to voice her opinion on that all important facebook post right there and then.

>> No.10204690

>>10204682
that what happens when you use two hands to text

>> No.10204698

If I get to choose it'll probably be some good bread and cheese and a bottle nice red wine.

Why do people make threads like this without answering their own question? This was a hard rule on the ConsumptionJunction forums.

>> No.10204701

>>10204682
You deserve it

>> No.10204710

Mouth full of dick just before my Craigslist casual encounter murders me.

>> No.10204711

>>10204690
It's all about where the head is at, tbqh.

Also 'toaster' should be 'roastie' but autocorrect fucked me.
>unironically phone posting while complaining about phone posting
habbened!

>> No.10204717

>>10204701
Let's meet up and chat about it if you're in Melbourne.

>> No.10204725

>>10204710
I doubt he would murder ya, he would probably give you aids though

>> No.10204724

>>10204665
several fistfuls of antidepressants and barbiturates

>> No.10204740

>>10204682
You could kill yourself now and save everyone a lot of trouble.

>> No.10204745

My words.

>> No.10204756

>>10204740
>>10204745

Coming for you.

>> No.10204909
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>>10204698
>chop

>> No.10205363

What's next to this meme?
A game?
A movie?

>> No.10205368
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>>10204909
>shitposting

>> No.10205381

>>10204682
how is drinking from your bottle any different from a person using their phone while driving, you dumb cunt

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>>10205368
>What is this thread

>> No.10205399
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>>10205395

>> No.10205415

>>10204665
A bowl of red hospital jello, probably.

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>>10205395

>> No.10205460

>>10204665
If I got to choose? Grilled eel over white rice and avocado

>> No.10205548

ass

>> No.10205562
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>>10205381('re dumb)
>how is drinking from your bottle any different from a person using their phone while driving
>>10204711
>It's all about where the head is at
>>10205381('re dumb)
>how is drinking from your bottle any different from a person using their phone while driving
>>10204711
>It's all about where the head is at

>It's all about where the head is at

>> No.10205567

Puff fish, if I'm lucky enough to have an incompetent cook.

>> No.10205605

>>10204665
I just had some popcorn. Bye /ck/.

>> No.10206731

>>10204665
Your mom's pussy.

>> No.10207098

>>10205395
Bitch what the fuck

>> No.10207263

>>10204665

Strawberry Quik, peanut butter and marshmallow fluff sandwiches with toasted rye bread, and some deer jerky.

>> No.10207270

>>10204665
How would I know that

>> No.10207609

>>10204665
Is that the guy a lot of people have seen in their dreams?

>> No.10207624

fresh, 25 yr old, shaved, virgin pussy at its peak of ripeness

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>>10207624
>25
>peak

okay buddy

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>>10207624
>25
>fresh

pick one

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>>10205395

>> No.10207807

>>10204682
>biketard

Eat the asphalt. Roads are for cars, not attention whores.

>> No.10207821

>>10207624
Peak of ripeness is between 16-20

>> No.10207849

>>10204665
What the fuck possessed someone to photoshop this?

>> No.10207926
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>>10204698
Good taste. It should be in a place like pic related.

>> No.10208138

>>10204665
Crow

>> No.10208146

>>10207821
Nope, younger

>> No.10208178

>>10207624

25 is certainly peak ripeness; it's shaved and virgin where you fucked up.

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>>10208178

>25 is certainly peak ripeness; it's shaved and virgin where you fucked up.