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Is this true?

>> No.10211579

>>10211577
i don't know why children care so much about this 'food'.

>> No.10211598

>>10211577
no of course not don't be stupid
>a thread died for this
sage

>> No.10211600

>>10211577
Imagine being so petulant.
I wonder who wrote that click bait.

>> No.10211606

>>10211577
No. You have to add New Haven to that list for it to be true.

>> No.10211615

>>10211577
Its literally the water that makes the dough.

Same goes for bagels.

>> No.10211616

>postgradproblems

>> No.10211628

I get my pizza made fresh at Asda in the UK

Spicy chicken, bacon, red onion and chorizo on a BBQ sauce base.

Best pizza I've ever had

>> No.10211633

>>10211577
yeah pizza in italy fucking sucks compared to this guy in jersey

>> No.10211636

>>10211577
Absolutely fucking not. In fact the opposite. New York is Jewish propaganda in city form.

>> No.10211643

>>10211577
Pizza from Western New York / Buffalo is the best. Fuck off NYC rats

>> No.10211644

>>10211636
Goddamn hicks are stupid.

>> No.10211645

>>10211636
You're posting on a Jewish website, goy.

>> No.10211658

Italian here, absolutely true. I fly to NYC every 2-3 days to have a top tier pizza.

>> No.10212140

>>10211577
Why the fuck do coasties feel the need to spout out that their food is superior to everyone else so much? California this, New York that, and then they bash anything else that comes up. It's like deep down they know they suck so they brag about their pile of shit in an attempt to make themselves feel good about it.

>> No.10212146

>>10212140
Its to try and convince people that these are good places despite the commies and Jews.

>> No.10212148

>>10211577

>Least Coast

lol

>> No.10212160

muh water

>> No.10212166
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10212166

The best pizza is Mexican Pizza at taco bell

>> No.10212171
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10212171

>new york
>good pizza
TOP KEK M8

>> No.10212345

>>10211633
It does tho. Italian pizza is far inferior to good American pizza.

>> No.10212352
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10212352

fresh coast best coast

>> No.10212398

>pretending detroit and 'go 'za aren't superior
NYC thinks buttered buns is some sort of culinary high water mark... just let them have their fun

>> No.10212682

>>10211577
>amerimutts in charge of pizza
US pizza is average/below average and the pizza in that image looks bland and made of plastic

>> No.10212701

>thin crust

aka the kind of pizza you make when your dough sucks ass

>> No.10212712

>>10211577
Unless your town has a pizza hut.

>> No.10212733

>>10211636
Are you actually an antisemite or do you just enjoy posting /pol/ memes? I’m genuinely curious.

>> No.10212829

>>10211577
Nah. Good pizza is harder to find outside of those places, but it can still be found. Usually it’s gonna be from local restaurants and pizzarias, mom and pop type places.

>> No.10212980

>>10211577
>Grease on paper is pizza.
Chiraq deep dish master race reporting in.

>> No.10213004

>>10211577
new york pizza is the most overrated shit I've ever had. fucking average.

>> No.10213035
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>>10211636
>9% Jewish population of the second largest city in the US
>Entire city is Jewish propaganda
You must think Jews are naturally the master race to be able to exert that much influence and control

>> No.10213038

Turks and Cypriots make the best pizzas.
Hearty, full of flavorful toppings and just the right amount of crispy crust.

>> No.10213062

>>10212140
Why do flyover fucks like yourself think anyone cares about your shitty backwater states? The coasts are the economic, cultural and culinary heart of america. Everything else is just filler.

>> No.10213068

>>10213035
It depends how you conceive the idea of a master race. The possession of natural productive genius is different from a talent for the manipulation of information and people. To many the latter is more a corrosive influence than an expression of mastery.

>> No.10213286

>>10213068
>latter is more a corrosive influence than an expression of mastery.
You sound like a bottom who's master let you loose for a little too long, faggot. Go back to >>/b/

>> No.10213289

>>10213286
There is no reading of your post which makes any sense to me. How did you come to your conclusion?

>> No.10213335
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>>10213062
>The coasts are the economic, cultural and culinary heart of america.

>> No.10213358

>>10211577
Chicago is better to be totally honest

>> No.10213365

>>10213062
Without the flyover states you would have to eat rats and pigeons.

>> No.10213366

>>10213335
My ex was from New York and would always talk up New York pizza like it was fucking ambrosia. I would just nod my head and humor her because I really didn't want to hear anymore of this New York propaganda shit. But we went and visited her family and she ordered a pizza, and that shit was actually pretty fucking good. I've driven across the country twice and I'd say that place in New York had the best.

I mean, I've been to Philly, Chicago, San Diego, San Francisco, LA, New York, Dallas...New York had the best.

>> No.10213434

>>10213062
Yeah 10-20% of you are, the other vast majority are the dregs of our society and most of you are just miserable larping coattail riders.

>> No.10213443

I don't even live on the same continent, what shall I do?

>> No.10213463

>>10211577
Europe has the best pizza. Mainly because they use salami instead of pepperoni. Which has a lot more variation. Nearly all US salami is all made in the same handful of places. US has the most variety of crust though. Sir Pizza’s beer crust is good but that chain seems well past it’s prime. Chicago’s deep dish is overrated as fuck.

>> No.10213479

>>10213062
>Culinary heart
>Coasts
I'm from the midwest, but it's obviously the South

>> No.10213498

>>10213366
nice blog post. noone cares.

>> No.10213502

>>10211577
Not at all. We have lots of bad tourist trap pizza in NYC.

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10213503

>lived in NJ whole life
>had pizza in AZ
>it's exactly the same

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>>10211636
sure thing, colton.

>> No.10213510

>>10213498
That's kind of rude.

>> No.10213512

>>10211577
It's overrated, there's plenty of places that make good pizza.

>> No.10213520

>>10211577
Modern pizza is american pizza. Shitaly copied american pizza in the late 90s and now try to claim they invented it, even traditional pizza is actually greek flat bread with toppings.

>> No.10213535

>>10211606
PEPE

>> No.10213819

>>10213510
Do you think Noone is being insincere?

>> No.10213828

>>10212733
Are you a redditor, or are you just pretending to be an insufferable faggot? I'm genuinely curious.

>> No.10213836

Anytime anyone says something like this about food of any type my eyes nearly roll out of my head.

Its just dismissive and ignorant. Yeah, new york probably has some of the highest concentration of good to great pizza. But they have shitty pizza too.

Its not what you are saying, its how you say it.

>> No.10213840

>>10211615
you're trying to say water is better in NY and NJ and not the worst of any first world location?

>> No.10213849

I only get frustrated when people make blanket statements. Ive been to italy and had some of the best and worst pizza of my entire life. Been to Tokyo and had midwest tier sushi and one of the best meals of my life.

Better to say, In NY you can get some of the worlds best Pizza. Saying, "Lol if you are eating pizza outside of NY you are eating shit desu". Its click bait. People love getting pissed about food.

>> No.10213860

>>10213479
The Midwest and south are more the clogged culinary arteries

>> No.10214314

>>10212398
>comparing god tier detroit style pizza to wouldn't-even-feed-to-my-dog tier chicago style tomato casserole

>> No.10214327

>>10213840
New York tap water is really good

>> No.10214339

>my cheese, tomato and wheat is better than your cheese, tomato and wheat because of state lines

Utter morons

>> No.10214346

>>10211606
Also remove new jersey.

>> No.10214355

>>10211615
>>10214327
Tap water affecting the dough to any sort of recognizable level was debunked years ago. Only ignorant old faggot pizzeria owners continue to peddle that bullshit.

>> No.10214369

>>10214339
CHICAGO PIZZA BEST PIZZA.

>> No.10214380

>American pizza

>> No.10214459

>>10214355
Source? Oh, Infowars?
>Sho' nuff dat der dem Jew Yawkers 'n der pizza lies!

>> No.10214533

>>10211606
>New Haven
even nyc jew know that new haven is superior

>> No.10214561
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10214561

It's not the best, but you can get an 18 inch thin pie NYC-style for about $16 in New Jersey. And it's not even frozen.

>> No.10214738

>>10214314
>fighting about which of the two best versions of pizza in the world is
We midwest master race have to stick together

>> No.10214751

>>10214459
Saying tap water significantly alters the taste of a end product like pizza is decidedly infowars-tier sensationalism you dumb leftist piece of shit

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10214872

>>10212682

lol do euros just come over here and buy kraft cheese and pizza hut and shit? just say to themselves "yep, this is america and it sucks"

>visit small dairy farms to personally buy their cheese
>ALL AMERICAN CHEESE IS PLASTIC SHIT, I BOUGHT THE FIRST THING I SAW ON THE SHELF AND IT SUCKED
>maybe if you shopped at a co-op or got to know local fa...
>NAH UR TASTELESS EVERYTHING SUCKS IN DUMBMERICA

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10214887

>American Pizza

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>>10211577
>anything of quality
>New Jersey
this person is full of shit

>> No.10216025

>>10211577
yes. Chicago pizza is good too but I don't consider it pizza so it really doesn't count.

>> No.10216028

>>10214872
Are you feeling alright?

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>>10211577
I'm pretty sure Italy has the best pizza.

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>>10211577
My little guide to New York pizza, not 100% infallable but just a rule of thumb
>if it's run by some kind of west asian shitskins it's usually bad
>if it's run by blacks it's a complete wildcard
>if it's run by whites or spics it'll be decent to good
>if it's run by actual italians it may be worth paying premium for

>> No.10216429

>>10214346
pls

>> No.10216905

>>10211577
Honestly, you only need the last four words.

>>10211579
I don't know why autists care so much about 'children'.

>> No.10216953

>>10216019
It's pretty good actually, just the roads and most of Essex county suck

>> No.10217088

>>10211577
>>10211633
>Jersey

Guernsey pizza is better.

>> No.10217106

>>10214751
Chef anon here, the tap water doesn't affect taste, but the fluoride levels can change how quickly the yeast activates and how quickly the dough rises.

Often when theres heavy rain, local water authorities will add more fluroide to the water, fucked up many batches of dough with that.

>> No.10217798

>>10213035
>Second largest city

>> No.10218315

>>10216177
Thats like saying Hamburg has the best burgers. It's evolved way past you old man.

>> No.10218384

>>10216019
As a person who has never been to New Jersey, why do people talk about it as if it's a garbage fire?

>> No.10218537

>>10212345
Just because it's different doesn't make it inferior moron. https://youtu.be/FBbBWifAdCg

>> No.10218571

>>10218315
You're fucking stupid as shit https://youtu.be/GajbZY0l7oY Italy sets the standard and innovates.

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>>10218571
>MUNCHIES

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FTFY

>> No.10219044

>>10216953
Ayo watch your mouth south Jersey trash.

>> No.10219177

>>10211643
Untrue. I'm from long island and go to uni in Buffalo. The pizza here is mediocre compared to back home.

>> No.10219417

>>10219177
Probably the best pizza is at the western end of Long Island. In Brooklyn.

>> No.10219469

>>10211577
Connecticut, Jersey and NYC are pretty hyped up on their on flatulence that only really rivals California in terms of absolute arrogance.

Best pizza I've had was in Perry Point MD and RI.

Chicago, just go away, but Detroit, you get a solid fedora tip.

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If you watch Ugly Delicious on Netflix, you'd know the best pizza in the world is in Tokyo.

Naples may have the best "Neapolitan" pizza in the world, but that's because they literally have an organization that makes sure if you have "official" Neapolitan pizza it meets strict guidelines.

>> No.10219557

chicago best pizza

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>>10211577

Yes, the best pizza comes from right outside Trenton, NJ.

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>>10219574
Another pie

>> No.10219595

>>10219574
>the absolute state of New Jersey

>> No.10219597

>>10219574
Delorenzos?

>> No.10219608

>>10211577
>NY/NJ floppy tomato sauce bread
>""""Pizza""""

>> No.10219622

>>10218384
We have a reputation for corruption and Newark is what people think of when they think of NJ because its immediately outside NY.

In reality, most people who say they are from the city are from NJ because its too expensive to live there.

>> No.10219629

>>10219595
git gud faggot, sorry the pizza sucks in /flyover/-land.
>>10219597
Palermos.

>> No.10219631
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10219631

for me, it's big lous

>> No.10219634

>>10219631
The part near the center must be floppy as shit. Why even make a pizza like this..

>> No.10220194

>>10218384

Just driving into Jersey and being greeted with the ripe aroma of sulfur in the air makes you wish you never did

It isn't as bad as people make it out to be, mostly hyperbole, like most things it has its ups and downs

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>>10211577
No, and you want to know why? The majority of pizzerias in NYC aren't even manned by Italians, you'll have a Mexican goblin making the pizza or god knows what other type of beast. Every random pizzeria I've walked into in NYC, 90% of the time it tastes like the goblino who made it, shit. It's so bad I won't eat pizza at random places even if I'm starving and in a rush to eat. Out of the 30+ pizzerias in my part of Queens maybe 3 or 4 I'd eat with about 2 rated as excellent, the rest are pure shit. That is all.

>> No.10220306

>>10219631
this is one time when cutting pizza into squares isn't a bad thing. Those waspy nosed wops will scowl at you for ever making such a suggestion though

>> No.10220343

>>10220282
Never been to Jew Pork but this is what I envisioned

>> No.10220493

>>10211606
New Haven PIzza is so good! Too bad I've never gotten a chance to try it because I always get mugged on the way one from the pizza place.

>> No.10220499

>>10211644
>>10211645
>>10212733
>>10213035
>>10213507

Are we going to ban pork posting as well?

>> No.10220527

>>10219634
>Why even make a pizza like this..
Um, because it's big and not small like whatever pussy ass faggot pizza you probably eat. Envy much? Stay gay queerboy.

>> No.10220826

>>10211643
go back to eatting ur garbage plates u fly over jerk off

>> No.10220864

>>10211577
Celestinos is best.

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>>10211577
>tfw when over 7 billion people in the world that eats pizza that sucks
Truly the gods are cruel to us.

>> No.10221012

>>10211577
if its from the united states, your pizza probably sucks

>> No.10221043

>post grad problems

really putting that masters degree to use eh?

>> No.10221074

>>10214314
Jon 'Stewart' Leibowitz called from 2011, he wants his joke back.

In all seriousness, Burt's Pizza was the best pizza i ever had. Small hole-in-the-wall joint in the Chicago suburbs, he made a game changing deep dish sourdough crust pizza. Never had anything like it again. RIP Burt Katz.

>> No.10221077

digiorno's is just fine actually

>> No.10221081

>>10211577
Probably not. This is an opinion piece from someone who loves pools of grease and weak ass crust that flops over repeatedly.

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>>10211577
well shit too bad I'm in italy and will never experience a nice pizza from new jersey/new york