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>> No.10225480

What are those things?

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Imagine kissing that disgusting mouth

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>> No.10225617

So it's a worm frittata?

>> No.10225619

I'd love to. My only problem is that she's so squeamish about it. She should be more comfortable about picking up things she intends to put in her mouth.

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Oops meant to do this one

>> No.10225648

Your first one was better.

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I meant this one

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Shoot.. meant this one my bad.

>> No.10225840

real talk why do third world Africans always look like they have nice teeth

is brushing a meme

>> No.10225844

wrong file name

>> No.10225853

I can't help but feel bad for the lil octopus. Must be terrifying.

>> No.10225857

This is India isnt it? Had something like this there, one of the tastiest things I ever at.

>> No.10225871

they're too poor to eat much sugar so the bacteria doesn't grow as fast

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I'd love to try this.

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It's unfortunate.

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That's an observation.

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>> No.10225927

Wtf I love black chicks now

>> No.10225939

GTFO here with your nigger shit.
Thhis is /ck/, a holy institution of what is delicious and edible.
Take your Jewish race mixing propaganda back to /Pol/

>> No.10225944

>implying /pol/ aint the last defender of western pure civ.
geht the fuhk out of my lawn babby

>> No.10225948

They eat less sugar and other crap that'll rot your teeth.

>> No.10225949

You ate shit, FYI

>> No.10225975

Black chicks have always been attractive. The problem is that black men keep telling them how much they like thicc women, so they just eat themselves to obesity.

>> No.10225986

Oh my lord I want to try that some day

>> No.10226067

As others have pointed out already, it's mostly sugar and processed food. There's an image showing the perfectly aligned teeth of abos from before australia was colonized and abos born shortly after the colonization and having eaten what we eat (with now crooked teeth)

>> No.10226177

OH yeah i made this and it basically makes you shit your pants

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>> No.10226206

How does he get out without breaking the eggs?

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This honestly seems more humane. The spinal column is severed quickly. No fucking around.

>> No.10226271

gross giraffe lookin bitch

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>> No.10226427

Calm down you rural limpdick

>> No.10226428

>avocado toast
>avocado burger
>avocado mac'n'cheese
>magic coffee (where does it come from?)
>sabrett skinless hotdog factory
>spics making disgusting nacho/ramen things aka we need a wall
>why does he salt his forearm?
>10 different ja/ck/ webms where he eats his food like pussy
>10 different Wa la! webms
>tard flipping pancake
>sad bologna grandpops
>all the autistic crab cooking webms
>big tiddie thai salad
>poo cuts chicken with bandsaw
>the autistic strawberry webm
>marie cutting onions
>'how does he get out without breaking the eggs?'
>smart salt dispenser
>smart juice press
>smart tortilla pizza maker with strange multi ethnic family
>smart wine bottle
>blue gloves cutting bbq brisket and ribs
etc, these are all the ones i can remember right now

you can skip this tread now

>> No.10226542

thanks I hate the autistic faggots posting the same webms over and over for years.

>> No.10226554

What the fuck did I just watch?


>> No.10226569

zero sugar and tannins

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>> No.10226616

then make some new ones, dumbass.

>> No.10226856


Wakanda's favorite snack

>> No.10226861


would colonize

>> No.10226884


Is there a specific reason to keep the guy alive while gutting and skinning it?

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>> No.10226965

No respect for animal life.

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>> No.10227032

I feel weird about doing this to a cephalopod. Most sea creatures, including fish, are dumb as fuck, but cephalopods have demonstrated a degree of self awareness on the level of a crow or a dolphin.

>> No.10227044


These remind me of a story my coworker told me about. He likes to go fishing in france and they have food made for the carps in advance which is a mix of a lot of things (I know there's corn and beans that goes into it) and they let it rot for about a week or longer so that it really reeks. Somehow the fish love this shit.

So they went fishing and met up with this African dude, who at some point had to pick up the barrels filled with this smelly shit and had to carry them over. Lo and behold he arrives while stuffing his face with the shit, he just can't stop eating it and says it is delicious even.

At the end of the trip they gave him the remaining barrels (they couldn't keep them anyway) and the guy just ate all of it. Carp bait, extremely smelly, round ball shaped carp bait.

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imagine sat there watching someone eat you dissembled body piece by piece

>> No.10227540

fucking aunt myrna

>> No.10227561

>not "the surly king of the egg fort"
You had one job anon!

He can't. He has to sell and cook them all before he can leave.

>> No.10227567

Magic coffee.

>> No.10227663

it looks like its just hot sand heating turkish coffee to frothy foam

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>> No.10227698

what the fuck

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>> No.10227704

more faggotry than a gay orgy.

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>> No.10227754

How does he get out of there without breaking the eggs?

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13 (second to last)

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15 (last)

>> No.10227781

They look like they are about to fuck as soon as the camera turns off

>> No.10227800

What's with all the random negress webms

>> No.10227882

I'm getting some minor gay vibes from this.

>> No.10227906

dunno. I'm surprised mods/janitors didn't clean that shit up

>> No.10227924

This could work perfectly as the start of a porn movie.

>> No.10227954

Fuck imagine the parasites

>> No.10227978


literally the only country that does vegetarian food correctly

>> No.10228538

>tfw you are one of the few people who saw Jack's sons music video before the mods deleted it

>> No.10228552

WTF? how does he get out of there without breaking the eggs?

>> No.10228562

jeezus. now i understand why pajeets are shitting anywhere and everywhere

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Did they fuck afterwards?

>> No.10228601

>have one of the best and most expensive cuts of meat available
>load it with shitty 'cheese' and asparagus then severely under cook it
>sprinkle it with your arm hair when done
>charge dumb foreigners $100+ to eat this abomination
this guy is such a hack

>> No.10228672

/ck/ in half a webm

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>> No.10228797

technically not a webm, but there isn't really anywhere to post this.

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>> No.10228849

physically hurt to watch

>> No.10228852

Holy shit.

>> No.10228863

>Ruining the sanctity of the church with this

Jesus is not pleased

>> No.10228869

Maybe don't post it then.

>> No.10228945

If you crisp it up nice and good it kills the malaria

>> No.10228967

I dig how much this kid is enjoying those.

>> No.10228978

>cavs fan
Go figure lmao

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This chick is mixed, to bad most black chicks look like pic related though. And have the stereotypical personalities to.

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>> No.10229001

To(o) bad sturmdrumpfing /pol/tards always use grammar in a manner inferior to illegal immigrants. (And) it goes with the territory: You hate what you are.

>> No.10229040

a-are they raping those fish?

>> No.10229064

she looks east african.

>> No.10229103

christ, how does he escape without breaking the eggs?

>> No.10229116

isn't it funny how the most attractive negroid women are the ones with the most european features?

>> No.10229125

the first verse is unironically good

>> No.10229176


Why can't street food vendors in the third world ever stop putting sauces on stuff?

>> No.10229200

if your food supply isn't stable you either fast or gorge, you need to develop some stability in order to achieve moderation

>> No.10229279

>eggs are cooked
>time to spend 3 minutes pouring sauce on my meat while my eggs become rubber

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Hey I mean yeah it's fucking gross but it's Africa. There's shit out in the woods that'll fucking eat your ass in a heartbeat and god damn hippos and alligators. I'd eat fucking bugs too if I was that poor.

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>big tiddie thai salad
Requesting this one, contributing this.

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Stop shitposting, this is real African food.

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You want more le avocado?

>> No.10229895

no, you like "black" women
african americans are on average at least 1/4 white

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>> No.10229935

I wonder if she has AIDS.
She probably has.

>> No.10229938

That can't be true. They hate white history. Are you saying they all wish they never had an opportunity to exist and effectively hate themselves? Don't be stupid.

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>> No.10229954

I bet you she wasn't that squeamish the first time she put a dick in her mouth.

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>> No.10229970

He doesn't, he's stuck in a time loop like on the Event Horizon so he can never leave.

>> No.10229974

wonder what jack thinks

>> No.10229981

Wow. it's actually... not bad.

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Mein Lord

>> No.10230019

Protestant churches are the congregation of the Devil, the house of Satan. I hope you don't make this silly mistake again, my man, hahaha

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>> No.10230082

Sheep are not from Africa.
Red Onions are European.
Ghee is from India.
Garlic is central-asian.
Ginger is indian and south asian.
Paprika is indian.
Cayenne is south-american.
Fenugreek is south asian.
Nutmeg is from Indonesia.
Cardamom is indian.
Cloves are indonesian.
Cinnamon is indian.
Allspice is mexican.
Tomatos are south american (holy shit, I didn't knew that).
(Beef broth) All african cattle was originated in the middle east.
Cabbage is european.
Carrots are european and asian.
Garlic is asian.
Black pepper is indian.
Cumin is middle eastern.
Curry is from Russia- just kidding, indian.
Basmati rice is indian.
Bay leafs can be from many places, none from africa.
Star anise is chinese.
Pomegranate is middle eastern.

No, fly burgers are probably the only african thing in here.

>> No.10230088

And there is the autism I wanted.

>> No.10230089

This guy has no soul.

Same guy eating live rat babies.

>> No.10230098

perhaps forgetting to post the webm was a sign.
don't feel like being b& today. so fuck it.

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>> No.10230200

Termites must be a pretty good snack

>> No.10230214


not really food related but some americans consider deer to be part of their regional cuisine.
just sharing what i saw on /wsg/

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Jesus fucking christ

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>> No.10230295

I like it but why do they always serve it with shitty dinner rolls??

>> No.10230298

He doesn't, he's stuck in a time loop like on the Event Horizon so he can never leave.

>> No.10230306

Wtf how does this work? are there pipes under the sand or something

>> No.10230308

You're not going to contest his arguments, you're just going to call him autistic and run away.

>> No.10230309

>google sottiletta
>it's fucking American processed cheese
Calling it this from now on.

>> No.10230312

Who said I was? He fell into my trap.

>> No.10230313

It's hot and the liquid boils.

>> No.10230320

A really good quality, expertly roasted coffee will "bloom" like that when heated.

>> No.10230323

Maybe his arm is missing because when he was a baby a giant frog ate it so now his modus operandi is to carry out life exacting revenge on all frogs by devouring them like a blood-lusting barbarian

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>> No.10230354

too much work

>> No.10230358

>missing an arm
My cousin was born without an arm and he's always doing stunts like this for attention. It's some kind of way to cope with insecurity.

>> No.10230401

Please go back to your containment board known as /tv/

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>> No.10230428

does that sign say Brownies & Downies?

>> No.10230699

god damn it, I hate you for posting this. I hate myself for watching it till the end.

>> No.10230721

Is that the son Jack was bragging about almost choking to death right before he said he would gladly genocide the Palestinians?

>> No.10230741

>washes potatoes
>then peels them

>> No.10230743

our little jack jr has come so far

>> No.10230748

I do that too. it's nicer than peeling with all that dirt.

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>Empty carbs between slices of empty carbs.
You'd be better off making a meat-bun hamburger.

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its overrated

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>> No.10230794

Neat recipe. I'll have to try it sometime.

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>all this nigger english
I'm as much disgusted as Kowalski in the movie when he met that wigger
Maybe because I'm also polish

>> No.10230854

they've done more harm to christianity than Jews

>> No.10230859

while I kinda understand that something is typical for one cuisine even though it comes from another part of the world (cinnamon and cloves in polish cuisine for example), you're post post is right- there is no black cuisine, even their """"soul food"""" in USA was invented when whites showed them how to cook.
None of this matter since that dish is an abomination, cooked in way I did things when I was 12
>yay look at all those cool spices let's use all of them for extra flavour

>> No.10230873

Shit coffee will do that too.
Take your head out of your ass.

>> No.10230891

Poast more sexy niggers and food

>> No.10230915

I don't get it? You see music videos on youtube from actual professionals and then you make tthis and think its good? What the fuck

>> No.10230961

Doesn't Jack claim to own a production company or something as well? I think he was making adverts or infomercials or something years ago.
You'd think he'd at least be able to get decent lighting on this.

>> No.10230963

Just protein mate.
Y'all are some squeamish niggas.

>> No.10230970

Where do the Jacks get their T-shirts from?

>> No.10231010

Jesus Christ hour have you never seen a worm before

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>> No.10231112

Fuck this kind of shit. Just fuck it.

>> No.10231133

That looks goddamn delicious

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>""""soul food"""" in USA was invented when whites showed them how to cook

No, soul food was created by field hands learning to cook the shittiest portions of the animal they were given, such as chitterlings, and boiling greens with leftover smoked meat scraps left over from the smoke room cleaning and scraps from the big house. Do you really think any but the house slaves were ever "taught" by their owners?

As for Autismo here,
You're right, but:
Tomatoes, potatoes, peppers, squash, and most commercial berries are from the Americas, but plenty of Western counties use these ingredients in their "traditional" recipes. Looking at you Italy, Ireland, England. "Hungarian Paprika" too.

I get that WahKahnDuh was supposed to be isolated, but cross-continental trading has been happening since forever. Peppers grow wild in the tropics across the world now, thanks to birds.

>> No.10231166

no wonder euro """chips""" always look like ass

>> No.10231171

Not that is a prohibiting factor, but they're actually brothers.

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>> No.10231223

is he blind?

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that's gross dude

>> No.10231237

This guy reminds me of that nazi guy in Hellsing.

>> No.10231267

what is it about crabs that makes them so cute and likeable

>> No.10231275

>why crabs are cute and likeable
i would have to go with your autism.

>> No.10231329

instant coffee does this when i microwave it too long

>> No.10231354

Read up on Weston A Price

>> No.10231360

Brown wrigglers

>> No.10231428

Jesus Christ britfags is this serious?

>> No.10231455

>this kills the crab

>> No.10231510

Yeah, it's good man.

>> No.10231522

there is no eggscape.

>> No.10231543

what the fugg

>> No.10231562

totally sanitary.

>> No.10231568

i hope thats not sweetened sushi rice

>> No.10231577

thats a chip butty and these fags are brothers. ones a baker and the other a butcher.


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>> No.10231604

I'm going to vomit

>> No.10231610

you won't last long here.

>> No.10231620

It's just beef nigiri with a quail egg

>> No.10231621

i am a weak faggot. after seeing the guy rip open a live frog i had to step away from the computer for a moment and think about my life choices.

now i have returned and i am going to watch the jack music video.

>> No.10231625

This is a form of indian biryani.

>> No.10231630

>video not available in country
i have never hated the british more than i do in this moment

>> No.10231637

That wasn't the nerve center. That jerk stabbed the crab through the dick hole. You'd be stunned and motionless too if you got stabbed in your dick hole.

>> No.10231674
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I have such sights to show you.
Stupid blue board.

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>> No.10231685

it hurts

>> No.10231692
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>> No.10231699

Is it ok?

>> No.10231700
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>> No.10231704

Can he get out? I mean without breaking the eggs.

>> No.10231707

I'd slam her taco if you know what I mean

>> No.10231722

the exit door is right behind him, next to the toilet bucket.

>> No.10231725
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>> No.10231763

Mmm, salmonella

>> No.10231816

and apparently so are you anon

>> No.10231983

>Must eat 30 pounds of random shit
>Wow no one can beat this challenge teehee
Why the fuck does this shit happen.

>> No.10232015

That's good bass.

>> No.10232045
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We filled this dump truck with 3,000 pounds of mashed potatoes and gravy. If you can eat it all in one day, you win $1,000,000. Nobody has beaten this super epic challenge, are you man enough?

>> No.10232164

I was pissed off that whole video. I wondered why the fuck he couldn't hold the handle of the saucepan, or why he was crossing his arms trying to stir and hold the fucking thing. Then the end came and I was like, oh, that makes sense. Fuck, I got legit triggered watching this. I'm out, taking a break.

>> No.10232188

Every time a Brit names something, it either sounds inedible, or gay as fucking fuck. Excuse me while I eat my Weetabix, or some chocolate chunk digestives. Names as ugly as the people.

>> No.10232226

It's a little bit that is boiled until it foams or 'blooms', the pot is bigger than it looks in the video due to camera fuckery

>> No.10232232

>Starts with lamb shoulder
In the movie they explicitly stated they were vegetarian to drive home just what kind of liberal the culture was

>> No.10232234

I think only the monkey people were vegetarian.

>> No.10232238

The coasts of the United States need to done away with.

>> No.10232254

Nope. He has too cook all the eggs before he can leave.

>> No.10232285


Would definitely colonize

>> No.10232302


I'm a borderline White Nationalist, and even I have to call bullshit on this post.

The idea that all ingredients must come from the place that has incorporated them into their cooking is horseshit.

Trading flavours and spices is a universal practice found in almost all cooking cultures.

>> No.10232381

I can understand mopping grease off pizza all the time but the rest of this is pathetic

>> No.10232442

Yes, but each place has a signature food, that makes it unique from other places. It is common for your local food to have something that originates from your area. Of course, european cuisine is full of indian and asian spices, and american delicacies like tomatos and potatoes), but the base is local, european. May it be a stew, or a more technical dish. A really simple example in yurup is salted cod. In middle east, fermented goat milk is emblematic. What is THE african food?

>> No.10232467

Dalmatians are so cute

>> No.10232510

I`m brazilian, and when I read what you wrote about soul food, It raised some red-flag in my head. This story about slaves creating delicious things with scraps is told here too, with all those words. In here, it was proven that this was a lie, fabricated with the only objective of romanticizing the black history. Maybe american soul-food cna be the same.

>> No.10232530

>What is THE african food
Do you realize how large and diverse Africa is? This is on the scale of asking something like, what is THE Asian food?
The closest you can get to an answer is probably something like yams, but even then there are many different kinds of yams and ways to prepare them.
Couscous, millet, and sorghum are also native to africa, however many of these crops were replaced by corn and wheat during colonization

>> No.10232532

Truly barbaric. Have a little humanity and put your meal out as instantly as possible. People like this should be in prison.

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>> No.10232593

I hope that's fish bait
>cooks them
Oh no....

>> No.10232602

Stop playing with your food, woman.

>> No.10232627

It wasn't just slaves that were dirt poor--many southern whites were also dirt poor and ate the same dishes. "Soul food" is a euphemism for American southern cuisine. Blacks simply want to believe they were the only ones that contributed so they attempt a retarded differenciation.

>> No.10232635

From an episode of no reservations?
An ostrich egg covered in dirt and cooked to fuck

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>> No.10232681

Southern whitetrash literally ate nothing but corn mush, squirrel, opossum, racoon and ditch weed until slaves kindly showed them how to cook scrap meats cast out by massah.

>> No.10232747
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What about
>friendly turk icecream fuckery

>> No.10232749

fucking worm pizza?
I'd fuck that woman though

>> No.10232753

its amazing how he is not only gay but also a humungus faggot

>> No.10232758


>> No.10232761

>peeling apples

>> No.10232762


>> No.10232767

This is so dumb. One step away from Battle Network.

>> No.10232769

Proofs, anon.

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The future is now old man.

>> No.10232776

>this kills the crab

>> No.10232786

I am dumb can someone explain why the phone is needed at all? I don't see why you couldn't just put the bag in and press go?

>> No.10232787

>peeling the potatoes

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>> No.10232803

For what purpose

>> No.10232812


'troit 'za is goat-tier

>> No.10232815

The whole machine isn't needed. You can squeeze the bags with your hand. The company is shutting down.


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>> No.10232863

>hey bro can I get some salt?
>nah man, internet is down

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>> No.10232883

That's a rabbit, dumbass!

>> No.10232903

this is some bullshit

>> No.10232911

this is extremely offensive to me

>> No.10232913

I've had a recurring dream sort of like that

>> No.10232930

I fucking hate coffee hipsters

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>> No.10232940

did he bake gravy and ate it with gravy??

>> No.10232942

some west-africans are attractive

>> No.10232949

pav bhaji. very easy make at hoem

>> No.10232954

From what?

I eat indian food. I've been to india and stuff like this didn't give me the runs

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I hate all types of hipster.

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Good, good...

>> No.10232978

I think this was a confirmed laundering scheme or something. Someone got in a lot of trouble.

>> No.10232992

So that it can connect the Juicero servers to verify the QR code on your juice pouch to make sure it is a genuine Juicero product and is not expired. No I am not kidding.

>> No.10233026

Sure when I drink beer out of a shoe I am uncultured trash but when it's coffee then it's sophisticated.

>> No.10233058

hahaha i had this in the mekong delta a few years ago at a coworker's house

just now realizing i ate a worm casserole

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>> No.10233075

>it was proven that this was a lie, fabricated with the only objective of romanticizing the black history
got proof of that huehue? the entirety of the "slave cuisine" is based on poverty, literally. slow cooking because your only fats are stolen in small amounts. If they had access to livestock youd have lots and lots of fat rendered from pigs and cows and you wouldn't have to cook in the way you do.
slow cooking and long cooking are methods of making the inedible edible and also ways of making a fat not burn and last longer in the cooking process.

>> No.10233082

how get he out with not break the eg, this surly man

>> No.10233091

*applauds africa*

>> No.10233095

chinese people

>> No.10233097

worse than that was the apparent fact that the juicer didn't actually extracted "juice" out of ingredients. "ingredients" were simply fill for the bag, and juice was added to it, the juice simmered in with the ingredients and then it was squeezed out later.

>> No.10233098


>> No.10233103

asians 1 alien crab 0

>> No.10233114

iirc this is actually related to squid and octopus so it would taste more like one of those than wormy buggy protein taste

>> No.10233122
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>implying this entire site isn't a containment page

>> No.10233129

What am i looking at

>> No.10233137

Hakuna matata

>> No.10233138

mmm squirmy loaches

>> No.10233142

what does that mean?

>> No.10233145

it means no worries brotha

>> No.10233151

okay, but for how long?

>> No.10233152

It means no worries

>> No.10233153

That's not fisheggs for eating dummy. Why do you think they have another fish cum on top of the eggs? they're breeding the next gen

>> No.10233161

>implying this site contains only one page

>> No.10233164

God I wish that were me

>> No.10233167

I would 360 and walk away

The place has a cockroach infestation

>> No.10233174

But the brain is intact though

>> No.10233179

Here's how I know you're not a doctor.

>> No.10233184

Are you sure your brain is intact?

>> No.10233185

I got 1 year left m9. fite me

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>> No.10233208

god i wish that were me

>> No.10233220

>that music

Real crab being.

>> No.10233225

man gooks have no soul, fuck

>> No.10233229

how can this man eggsit without breaking the eggs?

>> No.10233233

Here mouthbreathing leftists claim that niggers invented the motherfucking casserole. I don`t think I need to show any proof, given the absurdity of the statement.

>> No.10233244


>> No.10233245

so you got no proof to back up your claim then?

>> No.10233270

Why would I post anything related if you piece of shit of an american can`t read portuguese? And did you understand what I just fucking said? That leftists belive that casserole was invented by niggers?

>> No.10233281

imagine how empty these people feel

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>> No.10233285

quem disse que era americano?

>> No.10233308


Enfia no cu e gira.

>> No.10233333

>taking the nutritional anthropology of a single dish and applying it to all "soul food" in general

maybe you're the one who can't read portuguese mouth breathing motherfucker. they're talking about feijoada only and don't even bother providing proof of their claims, basing the entire article on a "specialist" who says "probably" a lot.

>> No.10233394

can't tell if this is a joke

>> No.10233457

>quints wasted on this raging homossexual

I said that I could only prove that this soul-food mythos was a lie in brazil, where only one food (feijoada) is said to be created by slaves. I'm sorry that you are unable to understand any text longer than a tweet.

>> No.10233663

gib chocolate girlfriend

>> No.10233735

why do autistic kids always have loads of watches and bracelets on their arms? any of you autists here care to chime in with an answer?

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>> No.10233922

>retarded kikstarter thing based on stupid gimmick with superfluous features
It was doomed to fail from the start

>> No.10233937

This is some black mirror shit

>> No.10233946

>implying you understand incredibly simple metaphors

>> No.10234049

True, but they could at least have gone to the trouble of googling 'spices native to africa' and added things like grains of paradise and grains of selim

>> No.10234057

>This is on the scale of asking something like, what is THE Asian food?
Whereupon a shooting war would quickly break out with 3 billion belligerents

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>> No.10234203

How else will they gather information on what time, how much, how often, how old, male/female etc the person making juice is?
You think Netflix don't track everything everyone watches, how often they watch shit, their tastes in shows, their age, demographic etc to sell to advertisers and such?

>> No.10234581

Do you believe in magic?

>> No.10234678

>implying incredibly simple metaphors are contained on a containment board with only one site that is the site for one page on a board

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