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>> No.10254365

How does he get out of there without breaking the eggs?

>> No.10254372
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>> No.10254377

I-Is the crab OK?

>> No.10254386

*kisses you in the cheek*
He lives there dumdum

>> No.10254463

He flies out, because he's actually a chicken.

>> No.10254755

He's stuck in there until /ck/ stops posting them. Even then, he has to cook all the eggs.

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>> No.10255475

injecting salmon to make it heavier?

>> No.10255490

God I wish that were me.

>> No.10255522

Based gooks

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>> No.10255675

now that's cool

>> No.10255687

Hot actually

>> No.10255689


>> No.10255738

the "chopping raw onion with eyes open" challenge

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>> No.10255873

and they say western women suck at cooking

>> No.10255878

This seems like such an inefficient and overcomplicated system.

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Hey guys, I'm looking for more foodporn channels, I'll list the ones I know but I'd love some more suggestions

>food ranger
>mark wiens
>strictly dumpling
>aden films
>chinese cooking demystified
>travel thirsty

I'd love to find some more western oriented stuff but it seems like the ones that go trending are asian-focused.

>> No.10255902

Someone post the egg man

>> No.10255904

>inb4 the surly king of the egg fort

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>> No.10256103

this got a chuckle
just one though you greedy faggot

>> No.10256155

The original classic:

A new hope:

For reference:

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based anon

>> No.10256185


Hi there!

>> No.10256206

Atleast you getting your moneys worth of booze:


>> No.10256209

Mechanical de-boning machine.

Fishes have fuckloads of tiny rib bones in their filet meats that have to be removed.

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>> No.10256268

who is this gorgeous green haired goblin?

>> No.10256272

Today on How It's Made...

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>> No.10256290

who is this guzzling godess?

>> No.10256291

> Green
You need a vision test.

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looks gREEEEn to me

>> No.10256337

How does she get out of there without eating all the butter?

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Does anyone have that rare webm of some guy in a stall filled with eggs, and he fries up some sort of egg sandwich?

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>Smear of butter on untoasted bread is thicker than the patty

>> No.10256348

thread hidden, good bye

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Thought it would be posted first

>> No.10256367

>wrong filename
you had one job anon

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fucking faggot. you fell for his b8..

>> No.10256386


Not a /ck/ regular, what am I missing here?

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If you are gonna post it at least post the rare extented cut

>> No.10256390

would be elated if the bartender gave me that sort of pour

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Just found out my old 4Chan folder made it onto my new build.

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>> No.10256397

topless barmaids were not a mistake

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>> No.10256427

Why the fuck do you keep making threads if you're just going to post the same shit over and over again?

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I was just about to post that one.

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Sometimes there is new stuff I wanna say once a week a new batch gets cycled in

>> No.10256452

Yeah. Repeats most of the time with a small trickle of new content entering the cycle. It's like the good old fashioned days of broadcast television.

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There are only so many food related webems out there what do you expect? If you want OC make fucking OC and quit bitching about it nobody is forcing you on 4chan in these threads

>> No.10256455

it's supposed to be "the surly king of the egg fort"

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Thought I had more /ck/ stuff, but it's mostly /k/.

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>> No.10256463

Should I feel proud that I made that webm?

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Those monsters!

>> No.10256477

Is this how tendies get so tender

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>> No.10256497

That efficiency.
I was waiting for the Tasty logo.

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>> No.10256503

hello r eddit

>> No.10256507

do black americans really have fangs on their fingers?

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>> No.10256549

i love butter, but that seems a bit excessive.

>> No.10256551

Flyover '' '' '' '' '' '' '' '' '' cuisine '' '' '' '' '' '' '' '' '' ''

>> No.10256555
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coastie (((cuisine)))

>> No.10256569

>liquid peanut butter cascading off of plates and things to only be disposed of
>more fucking sauce going down the drain than ending up on the retarded sundae or whatever
That's repulsively decadent.

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It's not a drain, it works like a chocolate fountain and gets cycled back up.

>> No.10256576

The East and West coast can suck my dick, IMHO, but that's Aussie food, basically warmed over garbage. No offense Greg.

>> No.10256579

some dumbass roastie probably just threw a few hershey's bars in there and called it a day

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>> No.10256594

How do food fountains even pass a health code inspection? Last time I saw one there was a toddler catching chocolate in her cupped hands and drinking straight out of them.

>> No.10256597

Everyone in Australia is coastie. Think about it.

>> No.10256602

more like "hipsters eating"

>> No.10256609

I'm thinking about it, and it makes no sense. Alice Springs, Berri, Hay, Tamworth, Oberon...

>> No.10256618

looks like heaven to me. fuck i want thoise pancakes right now.

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Tiny exceptions.

>> No.10256625

>It's like the good old fashioned days of broadcast television.
damn straight. One of the few reasons I even come here anymore.

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>> No.10256634

Your a few pints short of a cooler of VB m8.

>> No.10256640

more like wine-o's that have too much money.

>> No.10256644

cashed up bogans?

>> No.10256650
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here's some OC fags

>> No.10256655

>points camer at his dick
>calls others 'fags'
fucking millennials

>> No.10256658

That was short and pointless.

>> No.10256662

How does he get out of there without breaking the eggs?

>> No.10256665

don't quit your day job

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>> No.10256670

He can't. Or at least, not until he sells and cooks them all. Only then can he leave.

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>> No.10256685

where can i get a scarfe like that?

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Yeah why not it gets posted once every hour now you can be proud of that success

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You can just head the director
>Charlotte emote you are thrilled to be here and eating avocados you've never been happier in your life
>Fucking emote more
>She is literally stuffing her face with some shitty avocado dish this place whipped up that probably just tastes like fat and sugar
>Emote with your eyes!

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>With a governmentally acceptable amount of rat feces

>> No.10256713

No god dammit. Have you never seen Sideways??

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La creatura

>> No.10256730

looks like a shitty dye job with shitty lighting recorded with a shitty camera

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>> No.10256745

he's so cute

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>my place is considered Inner Regional

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>> No.10256814

I'm a gril

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>> No.10256906

That's not where that's from.

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This trigger me

>> No.10256921

me when first sip of the day

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>> No.10257082

>the butter
holy fuck

>> No.10257088

>Showed expression
What the FUCK!

>> No.10257125

her name is Aly you asshole

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>> No.10257152


That’s not a lot of food for $295.

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>black americans

>> No.10257162

Post feet.

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>> No.10257184


God bless this lady
>Tells audience to pour two shots
>basically pours half the bottle in

>> No.10257189

I miss subway V cut in the top of the bread.

>> No.10257203


Wasn't just the V cut, it was the good bread. They make fecal bread now. Just eat chewy shit and enjoy it.

>> No.10257244

>make a delicious drink
>now ruin it by tipping in some shitty trash piss beer

>> No.10257266

if that bothered you better not watch the banana one

>> No.10257270

post bobs

>> No.10257277

anna speckhart

>> No.10257303

w-where does the banana go, anon?

>> No.10257310

up her butt

>> No.10257313


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>> No.10257319

no u

>> No.10257320

can u guys stop shitting up the thread?

>> No.10257322

sry m8

>> No.10257346

what are the ingredients for this?

>> No.10257349

the retarded asian women thing is played out imo

>> No.10257359

open cloth

>> No.10257361

dude, everyone is retarded, everyone shits on everyone else, once you grow up and accept that fact the world gets a little more tolerable

>> No.10257375


What is he pouring at the end?

>> No.10257391

something almost, but not quite entirely unlike butter

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>> No.10257443

all I can think is review brah rule 63

>> No.10257454

>the retarded asian women thing
what retarded asian women thing?

>> No.10257456

you know the thing where asian women act retarded and this is supposed to be cute somehow

>> No.10257457

Kys ameritard.

>> No.10257489

oh that

>> No.10257499

be friend

>> No.10257539

why tho?

>> No.10257547

1 raw mudslime
1 bullet, discharged
A heaping helping of stupidity

Skim the situation awareness of the top and wait half a second.

>> No.10257549
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>women act retard

>> No.10257553

>chopping onions in the living room


>> No.10257653

I hate everything about all these people in the video.
I like avocados though.

>> No.10257680

oh, wow. what a completely uneventful waste of time.

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>> No.10257692

Pepsi paid handsomely for that product placement

>> No.10257697
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e-excuse m-me I just need to get a plastic cu-AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH

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>> No.10257756

>pints of vb
>in a "cooler"
at least you tried, anon

>> No.10257766

That hurt my stomach.

>> No.10257790

>anna speckhart
thanx, anon. it breaks my hart that i'll never get to eat with her.

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just made this for breakfast

based as fuck

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>Balkan cuisine is now "bogan hipster wine-o's with too much money"
probably Rakia

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>> No.10257841

>Balkan cuisine is now "bogan hipster wine-o's with too much money"

>> No.10257873

I think if you ask they'll cut it that way still

>> No.10257877

Anyone know what series this is from?

>> No.10258084

Tasty never shows the full person, just the hands and the food.

>> No.10258103


>> No.10258140

What if I live in Canberra

>> No.10258179

its not exclusive to asian women

>> No.10258187

god i wish that were me

>> No.10258189


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ma per che

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>> No.10258232

so many wasted ones :'(

>> No.10258252

so then how do they account for it touching people's hands?

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Holly fuck, that's good pepperoni

>> No.10258259

people pay for this

>> No.10258263

why's he so unhappy?

>> No.10258265

With their lives!

>> No.10258268

It's filtered brine to retard spoilage. Sometimes also contains a flavoring agent.

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did you made this one as well my swede prince?

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huh. so that's how they do it

>> No.10258321

I've also seen them simply flash boil the feathers off

>> No.10258334

How about setting the camera higher and at an angle where we can actually see what you're doing?

>> No.10258341

Who is she? I need a lot more than this webm to masturbate.

>> No.10258346

>egg king


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>> No.10258371

What you need is to engage your brain and read the damn thread, faggot.

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>> No.10258407

hagelslag master race

>> No.10258445

What the hell

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>Get rid of half the avocado contents
At least make guacamole out of it and put in top or something

>> No.10258462

why are people obsessed with frumpy underage girls on here

>> No.10258465

They don't. Some of you are ok, don't go to the Golden Corral tomorrow.

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I don't like foie gras

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>> No.10258519

>the day after when you drink all night and eat taco bell at 3am

>> No.10258539

I want to fuck that baker.

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>> No.10258614


>Kino cinematography
>Female but doesn't have her face/tits in every shot, or even at all
>Yummy cake

Who is this goddess?

>> No.10258663

never though i'd see her here

>> No.10258665

Unleash the beast

>> No.10258691
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>Welcome back to society bro

>> No.10258721

It's fake

>> No.10258758

anyone else finds the stop-motion videos kinda cute? it's like the ingredients are doing little dance routines

>> No.10258760


This actually looks nice.

>> No.10258769

That's some shitty ass form. Does she think she's being cute?

>> No.10258784

He just goes out the back obviously.

>> No.10258785


Was this the video that Kim Jong Un murdered his brother over? I'll admit, it's pretty embarrassing to see what happens when a best Korean first encounters American fast food.

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>repulsively decadent

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There several people here who think she is.
Possibly just because they're unused to a woman looking them in the eyes and this comes close enough to stand in for human contact for the poor bastards.
She's apparently a pretty successful model, so it's not just a few lonely guys on /ck/ either.

>> No.10258839


She's definitely cute, but three seconds into that webum I want to punch her in the face for recording that garbage in the first place. Nobody wants to watch attention whore shit like that unless you take off your panties first.

>> No.10258842

Is that reviewbrah?

>> No.10258949

>when he throws the shrimp and it cuts to it hitting the floor, and then back to him dissapointed

>> No.10258989

bitch be spillin, and I be illin

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>> No.10259019

Looks like I have a new fetish

>> No.10259042

Won't that bruse the meat?

>> No.10259047

Based slowjack poster

>> No.10259092

Can we just murder people who use avocado for anything other than avocado or some kind of dip?

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he has to sell all the eggs

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>> No.10259321

Fuck that fingerform. She's gonna lose more than her television career ifthat knife slips.

>> No.10259352

That's the last word I'd think about watching that video.

>> No.10259379


All of this you pleb

>> No.10259404

geez that blade must be sharp as fuck

>> No.10259427

i don't think you realize how much of a joke health code inspections are
if you manage to actually fail a health code inspection you have seriously fucked up
at least in the states

>> No.10259437

he makes a living filming himself eating stupid things and throwing up on youtube
he's very honest about it though

>> No.10259444

How do the robots know which ones to pick up and where to put them?

>> No.10259451

>no pickles
>no bacon

holy shit man

>> No.10259463

ok anon-kun :3

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>> No.10259645

because they could never get a gf at high school

>> No.10259713

ever hear of a shandy my man? probably still tastes great

>> No.10259782

I don't know how to feel about these webms

>> No.10259798

lmao fanning the flames

>> No.10259810

How does he get out of there without breaking the eggs?

>> No.10259812

I think that's Aerial Rebel, porn star

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>> No.10259984

>What do fictional comic book characters eat

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>> No.10260014

F*ck off racist drumpfh supporter.

>> No.10260057

would legit walk away if I saw this garbage.

>> No.10260073

>having more than 1 woman ever

>> No.10260078

i know
you should wish death upon this whore

>> No.10260084

Yeah, that looks exactly like something they'd eat in an extremely isolationist African country; Indian food.

Some African countries have amazing food, jokes about empty plates and mud aside, but I guess the people who made this couldn't be bothered spending a couple minutes on wikipedia reading about it.

>> No.10260112

>Women making cocktails

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What's her bellybutton smell like?

>> No.10260207

that is the nature of having your wish granted. once you're egg king of egg mountain, that's all you do.

>> No.10260224

what a waste. this man could be playing starcraft and making millions.

>> No.10260243

you know what wasn't cute? nam.

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>> No.10260274

When/why did you stop posting as sceak?

>> No.10260280

He adapted to everyones filter
Super annoying

>> No.10260290

will do, thanks for your continued support and guidance imam :3

>> No.10260385

Sceak was before my time but I see people talk about him. I thought he was kind of well liked, though, so I don't know why you compare him to chop.

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>Who is she?

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>> No.10260525

ann spickart

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>> No.10260568

reminds me of this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ChOHnSL7ZCg

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You can see the exact moment this guy creams all over the inside of his pants

>> No.10260611

It's fake and you're gay

>> No.10260614

>not removing the overhang of the crust

Aaaaaah get me out, get me out. Why would you do that to even the probably store bought dough, it's just gonna burn to a black crisp

>> No.10260633

What's the original sauce though was it just a line or some shit?

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>> No.10260656

I think they use a mayonnaise sauce but if you use Google you'll find that the scenario has been staged to create a viral marketing video.

>> No.10260662

I hate vegans and that 100% does not taste like butter

>> No.10260687

Was he pouring honey shots at the end?

>> No.10260696

>carrot tartare
I'm fucking done

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>Somewhere someone has paid for that carrot tartare.

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>> No.10260745

>when dinner eats your lunch

>> No.10260784

Maybe she prefers her crusts to be BLACKED™.

>> No.10260861

They're speed holes
They make the salmon go faster

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>> No.10261030

The Chive made the video. 4chan spam protection is being a cunt but if you google "the chive man eating burger" it should be the first result.

Nice webm. The board is lucky to have you.

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>> No.10261222

Why the future are you namefagging right now? For what purpose?

>> No.10261286

This. One place I worked out we had a while before they actually got back to the kitchen. By the time they finally got back to it the tables were cleaned and cleared, the floor was swept and mopped, cutting boards were in storage out back and the whole place was immaculate and looked like we hadn't been cooking all day.

Thats not always possible for every location but at the very least you know when one is coming and take extra care to keep everything clean in the meantime.

Not that we didn't keep things clean all the time but some of the rules are a bit ridiculous really and since you know when they are coming its easy to prepare for them when its about time for them to show up.

Some states are stricter than others. For example the state next to me hands out 100s like candy. If you know anything about it if you really wanted to follow the rules to a T there is no way any restaurant would get 100 and sometimes you get stuck with a dick inspector but even in pretty tight states even horrible, dirty restaurants can pass easily.

>> No.10261356

Why do you care? Just fucking ignore namefags if you don't like them.

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>> No.10261442

What he's doing is called attention whoring. Have you never heard of it before?

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>> No.10261542

I like avocados, but shit like this makes me wish they would go extinct like a decade ago so they could atleast have died a dignified death.

>> No.10261557

huh that actually works, at first i thought it word shred the whole chicken

>> No.10261567

i'd eat it
just kill the "foodies" who wont shut up about it

>> No.10261576

This is the kind of shit that happens when some fucking bitch lets their kid put ice-cream in the chocolate fountain at the golden corral. It freezes it up, it starts to clump, and then it burns. All so little Shaquadiquah doesnt have to use the fucking syrup bottles like every other kid.

>> No.10261596

i wrked for a catering company that had roaches, i killed one before the health inspector saw it. she was mad about fruit flies on our tomato's last summer and said she'd be back in a week, we got rid of them and she browsed the place for a few minutes and left

but then again she was pretty chill, maybe she wouldn't have been if she saw all the meat that went bad and was wasted there.

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>> No.10261606

>Just fucking ignore the virus on your computer

>> No.10261628

of course, mister lord of food usage.

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>> No.10262015

This is why dogs shouldn't be anywhere near the table. Pupper should have got the old chop stick eye chop-sockey. Then again it looks like a shitty owner setting his doggos up to do shitty things so that he can get some more chink-tube followers.

>> No.10262022

>Only 2-3 hours
Definitely wasnt my mom that made that
>Slow cooker 24-365 hours
>Its so juicy! It is coated with liquids! I mean it robs every drop of moisture from your mouth when you bite it! but it must be juicy because liquids! It falls apart in your mouth!

I did not realize a roast could actually have flavor until I was over 23

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pretty cool tattoo

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>> No.10262490

Yeah, the machine is called the Oveynator 49. Way superior to the Oveyanator 48 which couldn't pump nearly as much water in.

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>2 shots of vodka
>she puts in more than 2 shots of vodka
well played : - )

>> No.10262758

Who is that?

>> No.10263055

Poor doggos don't know that slant is eating their brother

>> No.10263096

You are worse than no homo and dbg combined

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