New Al/ck/ thread

[Anonymous No.10275408]

Al/ck/ thread.


>confessing your love to women who don't feel the same edition

[Anonymous No.10275417]

>>10275408
>>confessing your love to women who don't feel the same edition
You did this? What's your story?

[Anonymous No.10275445]

>>10275417
Oh yea.....I did last night


>drunk at a family get together
>other people drinking too but not as heavily
>family owns a buisness and a lot of employees are there
>this married woman I've been in love with for 6 years is there
>talking to her
>she is bitching and complaining about her husband not coming and not being more "involved" with her
>I assume in my drunk mind this is the perfect time to finally tell her my feelings for her
>I confess I've been deeply attracted to her and think about her daily for 6 years
>the look on her face after I tell her tells me everything I just said was a grave mistake
>she literally opens her mouth to say something then just stands there in shock
>finally she says "I'm married ____, I'm sorry"
>takes an uber and leaves


I'm drinking the pain away still

I also have to work with this woman twice a week which is going to make things soooo much worst then they used to be

[Anonymous No.10275466]

>>10275445
Maybe she left in a hurry because she was tempted to cuck the husband.

[Anonymous No.10275467]

>>10275445
Yikes I hope you don't get quietly let go because of this.

[Anonymous No.10275470]

>>10275408
I do this every time I drink outside my own home. I need to stop wearing my heart on my pinkie finger.

[Anonymous No.10275472]

What happens if I replace all of my alcohol with caffeine?

[Anonymous No.10275474]

>>10275466
I somehow doubt that highly.

>>10275467
The worst part is it doesn't change my feelings for her, I've known this woman for 6 years and work with her. I am so deeply in love with her I think about her almost constantly. Just her hugging me at work occasionally is probably the best feeling on earth

I wouldn't stop drinking for anyone, But I would for her.

[Anonymous No.10275476]

Today is the day. Shakes started the fear creeping in. Im gonna make it.

[Anonymous No.10275502]

>>10275476
Long since your last drink?

[Anonymous No.10275506]

>>10275474
What kind of woman wouldn't want an alcoholic bf?

[Anonymous No.10275509]

>>10275502
Bout 10 hours

[Anonymous No.10275511]

>>10275417
Haven't happened to me in the past 5 or so years but it happened when I was younger. Reminder this took place back in 2012 new year's.
>hooked up with my brother's friend recently
>too drunk to get it up
>she left in embarrassment
>awkward encounters for the next year or so
>have good encounters at stores and such, make her laugh and have good conversations
>recently get texts from her, recent texts as in 2017-2018
>turns out her last bf was an asshole, tells me she totally understands me
>gets my jokes, knows when i am being sarcastic despite my normal deadpan tone
>regularly interact her when i'm taking out my nieces and nephews out to the store, make her laugh and such
>all during this i have this girl who i normally fuck on the regular, still have a hard time getting hard while drunk
>original girl wants to "hang out" and tells me to text her whenever
>still have a hard time getting hard while drinking, even though i interact with women the best while drunk
>still want to stay single because fuck women after the past 5 years
Should I go for it? I am not a drunk like most of you but if I fuck up getting hard while wasted I think it will fuck me over in the long run.

[Anonymous No.10275513]

>>10275417
>You did this?
Who hasn't?

[Anonymous No.10275514]

>>10275506
:(

No woman

[Anonymous No.10275523]

>>10275509
JUST

Be careful m8. You ever Wd before?

[Anonymous No.10275530]

>>10275511
Viagra?

[Anonymous No.10275535]

>>10275530
Viagra or Cialis?

[Anonymous No.10275555]

>>10275513
Me. I have honestly never felt 'love' as it were.

I like some girls because theyre fun (in bed and out of it) but never once infatuation.

Do you have friends or need to see your friends regularly? I'm a lucky guy in that I am wholly content with just myself around - maybe that's it.

I'm not edgy or averse to the idea but not once have I felt it towards anyone although some people I do like. Whats it feel like? A guy i once asked just said 'you'll know' but people fall in and out of love several times through their lives...

[Anonymous No.10275578]

>>10275555
You just know. I've been in love before, but I'm not in love with my current gf. She's an alcoholic too tho and has taken me to tons of new bars, it's pretty cool

[Anonymous No.10275600]

Any Michigan al/ck/s?


Where you at guys?


Howell here

[Anonymous No.10275664]

>>10275523
Dozens of times. Shit never gets any easier.

[Anonymous No.10275668]

Gonna make a quick run to my local Walmart liquor store, what should I buy? Preferably under 30$. I'm thinking about getting a bottle of titos, but I'm open to recommendations.

[Anonymous No.10275689]

Not a confession of love but I think I scared off a good friend for good around Christmas ranting at her about how much I hate myself and everything and want humanity to die out etc. I probably didn't even mean most of it it was just the bipolar making me edgy and talkative. Shame desu I really liked her

[Anonymous No.10275694]

>>10275472
your anxiety will skyrocket and you will never sleep

[Anonymous No.10275696]

>T-minus 15 hours until I get my liver enzymes checked by a doctor and get to find out how fucked up my liver is.
I feel like I should be more worried, but I kind of don't care anymore

[Anonymous No.10275749]

>>10275696
How much have you been drinking?

[Anonymous No.10275761]

>>10275600

>tfw in Chelsea

[Anonymous No.10275795]

>>10275749
About half a fifth 3-4x a week

[Anonymous No.10275803]

>>10275795
So between 1.5 - 2.0 botles of vodka a week?

[Anonymous No.10275812]

How would you guys feel about dating an al/ck/ girl?

[Anonymous No.10275816]

>>10275803
yeah bout that since september 2017. 2 years before that was only binge drinking on weekends

[Anonymous No.10275819]

>>10275812
If it's anything like dating me I imagine it would be a nightmare

[Anonymous No.10275822]

>>10275812
Depends what kind of a drunk she is.

If she's an angry drunk or a drunk that likes to operate heavy machinery or guns, no.

If she's a playful or sleepy drunk sure.

[Anonymous No.10275846]

watch this guys


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eofKFReO3zo

[Anonymous No.10275893]

>>10275795
>>10275816
You've only been drinking about 25-34 standard drinks a week for 6 months

That's really not a whole lot by alckie standards. Your liver is fine

[Anonymous No.10275900]

>>10275846
>some dumb roastie thinks she's an alcoholic because she binge drinks at bars

I stopped watching there. Does this documentary ever go on to show genuine alcoholics?

[Anonymous No.10275904]

>>10275822
>or a drunk that likes to operate heavy machinery or guns, no.
This is the most cuck thing ever said on 4chan.
Congrats, you are king of the faggots.

[Anonymous No.10275909]

>>10275900
I fast forwarded through that shit, Yea it genuinely does.

Close to the end a dude is sitting there having a conversation with the documentary team with a bac of .43


I hate that shit too, When women drink a bottle of wine every 2 days then scream "im an alcoholic!!! pay attention to me!!!"

[Anonymous No.10275914]

>>10275812
She'd just cheat every time she blacked out. Add that to all the other times she'd be cheating just because she's female, and we're talking a non-stop stream of dicks.

[Anonymous No.10275958]

>>10275668
>tfw leaf and could only go to liquor stores
Wish they would banish them alcohol laws.

[Anonymous No.10275976]

>>10275909
>.43

Hardcore.

[Anonymous No.10275980]

>>10275812
Know an alcoholic who is pretty hot.
>always see her at parties
>hooks up with anyone, i mean ANYONE
>drama queen
If you want to hook up and nothing else, go ahead and do it. Don't get serious with these women.

[Anonymous No.10275984]

>>10275976
He had a bac of .32 in the hospital and was shaking like a leaf and sweating because he was going though w/d.

[Anonymous No.10275997]

>>10275958
it's not going to get any better with all the muslims your suicide cult leader is importing

[Anonymous No.10275998]

>>10275893
I already had NASH beforehand, so the liver was already damaged from that

[Anonymous No.10276044]

>>10275904
You're an idiot. A drunk that does that, shouldn't be drinking at all. There's nothing cuck-ish about it.

[Anonymous No.10276056]

>>10276044
ok, mom
OK MOMMMMMMMMM

[Anonymous No.10276105]

Day 7 of sobriety

Today at work someone told me my handwriting has really improved kek. Goodbye shakes.

Is weed good for pulling you through temptation? I kind of want to get a little high and finally sleep properly (currently pulling 4-5 hours tops per night)
Any sober anons smoke some weed to help?

[Anonymous No.10276128]

>>10275445
don't feel too bad, it sounds like you still have a chance with her if you play your cards right. Next time you see her make sure to get some of the ol' liquid courage in you and try again

[Anonymous No.10276313]

>>10276128
lol I'm stupid but not that stupid.

I blew it, An drinking made me blow it.


I'm just going to pretend she doesn't exist at work now and drink my pain away quietly at home

[Anonymous No.10276366]

Has anyone here ever drank a fifth of vodka in one sitting?

[Anonymous No.10276378]

>>10276366
Yes. I’ve drank 1 litre at a time more than once with various other beverages included

[Anonymous No.10276381]

>>10276366
u serious, clark?

[Anonymous No.10276414]

>>10276366
Just everyday for the last 8 years

[Anonymous No.10276478]

>>10276366

what's a fifth in shots? ok 25ish or less. I drink about 20 oz out of a handle a night.

[Anonymous No.10276559]

Have any of you ever tried injecting yourself with alcohol?

[Anonymous No.10276576]

>>10275846
>Kenzie

[Anonymous No.10276605]

>>10276559
been done before by some hair band
apparently you just feel instantly drunk

[Anonymous No.10276628]

>>10276478
a fifth is 16 shots

[Anonymous No.10276676]

>>10276105
Weed helps me. I'd be dead without the devil's lettuce. Well, I'm addicted to it now, so I'm high all the time, not fully functional, depressed, and life still going nowhere.
At least it doesn't give physical withdrawals.

>>10276366
I drank 75cl of vodka per day for years, went up to 1L over the last months.
My last bad binge, that landed me in hospital/rehab, I probably drank two 75cl handles in one sitting.

[Anonymous No.10276726]

>>10275812

It sucks. Fun in the beginning, but after a while you realize how much of a gigantic mess she is and the real reason why she drinks so heavily.

[Anonymous No.10276741]

>>10276366

Many, many, many times.

Where do you think you are?

[Anonymous No.10276774]

>>10276559

You would get very drunk, very fast. It's also pretty dangerous for your heart.

[Anonymous No.10276780]

>>10276628

I'm canadian, we drink in metric.

[Anonymous No.10276782]

>>10276366
hahahaha

[Anonymous No.10276874]

I can do it. I thought I'd went full al/ck before I started my first real job in 10 years because I had been drinking every day for years. But I'm able to go Monday-Friday without drinking. I get drunk Friday+Saturday night (and drink whats left on Sunday, like 3 beers) but during the workweek I'm sober. I had hoped i was still a "recreational alcoholic" and I was right...I am.

My brain is less foggy, I don't wake up with pain in my abdomen and my bloated stomach is shrinking. My face is flushed as fuck though (I hate seeing myself in the bathroom mirrors at work), hoping that goes away. My manager and team think I'm doing okay. No panic attacks so far. I might actually make it.

[Anonymous No.10276883]

>>10276874
All the best mang

[Anonymous No.10276884]

>>10276874
you'll beeeeeee baaaaaaaaaaaccccckkkk

[Anonymous No.10276907]

>>10276874
If you can do m-f without alcohol but binge on the weekends then I don't think it is an addiction to alcohol, just an addiction of a good time. To younger people I would say that is the stepping stone to drinking every day like I do because weekends were how I started, but if you can hold off for the weekdays then you might have it under control.

[Anonymous No.10276912]

>>10276883
Thanks man, best of luck to you too.
>>10276884
I have too much riding on this job. It's either stay sober or be homeless.

[Anonymous No.10276922]

>>10276912
Well, many people do choose the homeless option but I'm hoping you can hack it

[Anonymous No.10277233]

my bag of weed will be gone by tomorrow morning. 6 days of absolute heaven, and tomorrow i have to try to be sober. which i guess means drinking.

[Anonymous No.10277342]

>>10277233
Get more weed.

As I understand, it has no hangover. So get more fgt

[Anonymous No.10277391]

am I gay if I like my moonshine with peaches in it?

[Anonymous No.10277410]

>>10277391
Alcohol is alcohol my man
I'd drink dick flavored liquor if it helped me get drunk

[Anonymous No.10277419]

Found my new hangover cure.

[Anonymous No.10277531]

I drank so much I vomited for the first time in 5 years of daily drinking.


I stayed up for 2 days solid drinking without sleep and vomited while I was trying to take a piss, Then pissed on the floor and fell asleep on the floor of the kitchen.


I also apparently made a 1 hour and 40 minute call the the post office, No idea why

[Anonymous No.10277551]

>>10275408
This is going back a ways but its just as cringy
>be 15
>parents out of town on last day of school
>throw party during day
>word gets around, kids are literally jumping out first floor classroom windows to go party
>litte experience with alcohol, hammered by 2pm
>crush shows up, drunkingly confess love in front of entire party
>persist, loudly and emphatically
>eventually pass out
>wake up around 9PM
>entire party had cleared out except close bros. (this might have been due to booze running out)
At least I had summer to let that drama die down. Coincidentally we ran in the same clique and her at the time boyfriend became on of my best high school friends. Eventually through high school I got to become friends with her, but nothing ever happened, still friends with both of them 30 years later. It still gives me douchechills though.

[Anonymous No.10277568]

>>10277342
No weed hangovers, but you get a tolerance quickly and shit gets expensive.

[Anonymous No.10277571]

Started early yesterday and went too fast. Just woken up, it's 4:05 am. Still feel a bit of the alcohol which is making me want more, but also super sluggish. Worst feels ever when I can't drink again today.

[Anonymous No.10277576]

I am so tired of being depressed. Life really should not be this hard, it didn't used to be

[Anonymous No.10277597]

Finishing off a handle tonight after a 3 day binge, got beers ready for a taper. Hopefully enough to keep away the shakes and sweats.

[Anonymous No.10277640]

If I don't have access to a fridge right now and I don't want to drink warm-ass beer, would wine be a good taper?

[Anonymous No.10277719]

>>10277640
yeah, I would consider diluting it though

[Anonymous No.10277756]

>>10275408
>confessing your love to women who don't feel the same edition
Anyone ever do this to a lesbian on more than one occasion? Hindsight is 20/20.

[Anonymous No.10277762]

I just hope I can sleep properly tonight. Dosed myself with a bit of nyquil cough, magnesium, and melatonin. The fatigue and intense dreams the first couple nights always suck and I don't even drink that much compared to a lot of people here. If I went to my doc for a benzo script would I be able to get a short term one? I just need to get through the first week and I'll even out and be able to start working on my life more.

[Anonymous No.10277783]

>>10275408
well i met a girl who has a boyfriend of 5 years who she hates, but he pays for everything

instant chemistry between us and weve seen eachother and talked pretty much every since we met, but were past the infatuation stage at this point and its no longer lovey dovey and touchy feely

they live together and she says she wants to leave him when the lease ends in june. she got a job today so maybe she'll actually do it, i just hope i havent invested too much into this and she wont decide she wants to date someone else instead of me, which honestly im expecting to happen. either way fuck it, shes cool and i like her. and i drink quite a bit but shes used to that so thats another plus

thank you for reading my blog

[Anonymous No.10277815]

>>10277756
Not exactly, but one of my coworkers and best friends in college was this super cool lesbian. She was like the "guy" in all her relationships + had short hair + wore boys'/skater clothes and shit.
That said, I found her super attractive. Would have fucked her in a second given a chance. Can't tell if that's gay or not, but I wouldn't have wanted to fuck her if she was normal dude size and/or had a dick

[Anonymous No.10277878]

>>10275689
drunk ranting on WhatsApp paraphrasing entire books collections of Schopenhauer is a real thing my man, good thing now I don't want to talk to anyone except you

[Anonymous No.10277883]

>>10277783
she may figure out how much work sucks pretty soon though

[Anonymous No.10277980]

>>10275689
Biggest mistake you can make is make a 4chan post in real life.

[Anonymous No.10278014]

>>10277756
Nope, just once. It was one of the least awkward occasions though. I mean, we were both just sort of, well, okay, obviously this isn't going to work out, and we went back to being friends like nothing had ever happened.

[Anonymous No.10278025]

>>10277980
The only thing that keeps me flossing is the knowledge that if I need dental work done there is a good chance I'll drop a few redpills on my dentist while under anesthesia. I don't even agree with /pol/ I think it's funny but it's not like you can explain that when you're basically incapacitated. He's a Jew too and not to be a dick about it but he looks like a Nazi caricature there is no way I wouldn't say something about how many shekels it was costing me

[Anonymous No.10278066]

>>10278025
I dont believe in politics on certain boards, but I'll remind you this....
He's the one holding the drill.

[Anonymous No.10278072]

>>10278025
good thing about living in a not-white country is that I can call my Jewish friends "oven dodgers" and we have a good laugh about it

[Anonymous No.10278084]

>>10275474
>I wouldn't stop drinking for anyone
You need to love yourself anon
If you don't, how do you expect anyone else to

[Anonymous No.10278095]

>>10278084
>just be you're slef dude

[Anonymous No.10278112]

>>10278072
I've got a bunch of jewish friends but the furthest I think we have decided to be comfortable with as friends is making jokes about them being cheap, but that lands because it's true to form in this case

[Anonymous No.10278155]

4 months dry and I cannot keep it up. I was doing pretty good too. I have started a diet, been working out, got some job interviews lined up, and finally felt happy and hopefully for the first time in ages. Now I am back to feeling like garbage, and I want nothing more than to drink myself unconscious.

[Anonymous No.10278159]

>>10278072
That is pretty funny. They sound like good friends if you can shit talk on that level.

[Anonymous No.10278167]

>>10278155
but why anon? every time I go back to drinking I end up kicking myself for it later

[Anonymous No.10278202]

>>10278155
Why m8?

[Anonymous No.10278212]

>>10275476
Stay strong, buddy. It's hell but it's worth it.

[Anonymous No.10278221]

>>10275846
>>10275900
Yeah, that's not alcoholism.
This is alcoholism. RIP

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CrTlI6seM0A

[Anonymous No.10278225]

>>10278167
>>10278202
Mixture of things starting to go south before they even begin, issues with my ex, and the first speeding ticket of my life.

[Anonymous No.10278233]

>>10275506
You're right I want a alcoholic bf. I'm a girl and I'm an alcoholic

[Anonymous No.10278238]

So I said last night it was my last drinking night for a while but I've changed my mind I got plans with a girl again and I absolutely need to be drunk for this one (shes a dirty little fucking freak and I'm not too into it but damn I just want her to slob on me knob)

>>10275846
Okay I saw that good lookin blondie talkin this is the last night I'm gonna start telling these bitches I'm having dry nights from now on

[Anonymous No.10278254]

>>10278225
Well shit, man. Don't let a speeding ticket and an ex get you down. Speeding tickets are speeding tickets. Just pay 'em. An ex is another thing but it's basically the opposite of a speeding ticket; don't pay them anything. Not a visit, not a dinner, not a lunch, not a conversation, not a thought. Fuck 'em. If they're an ex, they're an ex for a reason. You're better than going back on that shit.

[Anonymous No.10278261]

>>10278221
holy moly he died?

[Anonymous No.10278267]

>>10276478
I was grounded twice from drinking. Isn't there any girl drinkers on here?

[Anonymous No.10278274]

>>10275474
>but I'd stop for her
I'm sorry to say this to you, but that's just what you think.
I told this girl that I loved her after knowing her for over 15 years since we were both young, and I thought she really would be the one person I could stop drinking for but in retrospect it just wouldn't have been true even if she felt the same way as I did. She didn't of course.

[Anonymous No.10278359]

Currently going through withdrawal, feel like death atm. Tried some food earlier, couldn't be sick but knew I had to get some alcohol out.. Just managed to throw up though. Is there anything to help withdrawal?

[Anonymous No.10278370]

>>10278359
You may not want to hear it but honestly you'll make it easier on yourself by having a few drinks. If you are the kind who can't stop drinking once they start though this won't be for the best.
I can't recommend any drugs because I've never done it that way by myself, I don't have a social circle at the moment and haven't needed to resort to going to doctors/ER for a while now.

[Anonymous No.10278392]

>>10278370
I should be fine with doctors, throwing up made me feel slightly better.. But not much. Yeah I'd love to do that but I can't stop at one so it's cold turkey.

[Anonymous No.10278398]

Been having dreams lately. About the one I wanted so bad, but couldn't have. We wanted each other,and it was years and years ago. But when you do the right thing, you're not doing something you know you'll regret. But then you look back ever after and still regret not doing it anyway.
Look back on all those times you could have done the wrong thing, but didn't. And fantasize that you did. It's better this way. But all that unspent lust. It's like sticky resin in your dreams that never truly go away.

[Anonymous No.10278401]

>>10278274
This. If you think you can stop drinking for a woman, you are wrong. I have destroyed one of my best relationships because of this mode of thought. Then I hit the sauce even harder than I already was. It doesn't work. Deal with your shit. Don't put it off, even unbeknownst to her, onto your partner. It'll only end in tragedy.

[Anonymous No.10278407]

>>10278359
Just stick with going cold turkey. It's going to suck but it will pass.

[Anonymous No.10278419]

>>10275466
I've done this multiple times. Fled rest her than betray. Nomatterhowdrunk I was, couldn't do it. That why I have no sympathy for people who claim drunkenness as an excuse.
Better to keep the life intact, and realize fantasies are fantasies. And can remain.

[Anonymous No.10278420]

>>10275846
Yeah, that first roastie is just a stupid cunt, maybe with some borderline disorder.
After her you get Mike and his 15-year-old son, though. That hit a little too close to home.

[Anonymous No.10278454]

>>10275511
jesus christ what a rambling wreck of a post, I barely read it but I think I picked up the gist and am here to deliver my wisdom, such as it is

I'm 37 now and have been engaged for a year, I'm gonna be married soon. I have been with this girl for 4 years before that, so I was 31 ish when I met her. I realise this seems like narcissistic rambling but please bear with me.
OK SO I was 31 or so when I met her, this was not an average or normal occurence for me, I had spent the last 5 years ABSOLUTELY GETLESS. As in, I had been laid zero times except for the occasional time I drunkenly took myself to a brothel (happily legal in my city of Melbourne)

NOW back to the story. Prior to this, I'd been laid about 10 times by 10 different women over the years (about 12 years, I guess) but I'd had the OPPORTUNITY to sleep with at LEAST 10 more. My life was a nightmare of doubt regarding my sausage, my thoroughly average sausage. That is actually a different story too, I spent years fretting that I had a tiny cock, becuase I was comparing myself to every massive dong I saw online. Turns out I'm above average in some measures and beneath average in other measures blah blah am completey average. I digress.

K anyway my sausage doubt, I would actually make sparkling conversation with attractive women despite my inner anxiety and utter self loathing/doubt, and it would continue to the point that I could have SHOULD HAVE made things progress to that next stage by taking us both home but I never did, most of those times, because I was worried about my cock not getting hard, not functioning like it was supposed to when the time was right

fuck so

[Anonymous No.10278471]

>>10275511
I mean, I'd been wanking daily for 6 years or so now, I was a thorough veteran of getting myself off and I had almost zero experience of another person, let alone a woman, getting me off. Anytime anyone else got near my cock it would just sit there limp and pathetic. I'd say I needed a shower before the deed and I would indeed wash myself but most of the time I'd be standing there leaning against the wall jerking myself to hardness, a hardness that would fade within seconds of getting out of the shower. It's pointless trying to fluff yourself unless your cock is within inches of a vagina, any experienced flaccimaster knows this.

So I'm wanking daily, sometimes up to 4 times a fuckin day, I'm getting laid about once every 3 months really, and the only reason those times were successful is because I had an idea it was coming in advance, and I made sure not to jerk it for a few days beforehand and not to drink on the night.

Ah this is tyurning into a fucking blog. HERE IS WHAT I wanted to say : go to your GP (doctor) and tell him the truth, tell him you can't get your cock hard and you want some fucking viagra/kamagra/levitra whatever it's called. He will be understanding and happy to prescribe this for you unless he's some kind of unholy cunt I haven't encountered yet.
Use these cock pills as a spring board to develop your confidence. Once you know you can fuck a chick well, all the rest falls into place, even if that rest involves laying there cradling your limp cock in your own hand and apologetically saying HEH GIMME A MINUTE.

I'm not even talking to the OP i was originally responding to now, I just want my brothers in termporary flaccidness to read this and understand there's a simple way out and that way out is DOCTOR PRESCRIVBEDF PILLS

ahah NA kidding. The way out is experience and confidence in yourself but the pills will definitely help if you're in a tight spot

[Anonymous No.10278474]

>>10276874
NOICE, you fucking legend. Keep it up, get rid of your fat stomach and your stupiud face. I am in the same boat as you and although I am drunk right now I am proud of you because I was there last week and I hope to be there again in a day or so

[Anonymous No.10278481]

Was so happy the liquor store was open. Stupid fucking public holidays. And for the love of god answer your phones, I didn't know when you were closing so I had to rush down there after taking a sloppy shit and I bet I smelled bad. But it's all okay now. I don't even have to shower tonight!

[Anonymous No.10278484]

These last few months I've felt like shit when I'm hammered. I need cocaine along with it. I just get too drunk and sloppy when its just alcohol I need something to keep me going.

Anybody else a coke fiend?

[Anonymous No.10278486]

>>10278261
Died in rehab, yeah.

[Anonymous No.10278488]

test

[Anonymous No.10278492]

anyone get 'waves' of anxiety when hungiver? like i'll be lying in my bed the next morning and the anxiety will alternate between common on strongly and subsiding. and the 'rush' of anxiety will keep on waking me up. really weird

[Anonymous No.10278493]

>>10275408
Alright here I go.
Yesterday I came back drunk from an early dinner (didn't drive) around close to 5 pm and laid down on the couch. Slept the entire time until 2 am today, it's now past 4:30 am and I'm going to have some wine. Just don't really care.
I remember going outside the restaurant to smoke and sending my best friend a few texts insulting his family. Really don't know why I keep doing this, it's probably just my own disappointment at being completely alone for so long. He's alcoholic as well though and knows I'm fucked up.

[Anonymous No.10278497]

>>10278486
If you look up the story of the doctor in that facility he had a long history of overmedicating everyone who saw him and it's basically why that guy died when he did. Terrible thing.

[Anonymous No.10278506]

>>10278221
This one is hyper cheerful too. From Cambridge grad journalist to alcoholic, homeless corpse.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=tW6N5PssPGw

[Anonymous No.10278510]

devils lettuce is the best for no alck.
I try to ween off both but I need one in my life.

[Anonymous No.10278517]

i feel your pain brah

[Anonymous No.10278527]

5 VB's deep. i hear you gurrl

[Anonymous No.10278544]

>>10278506
Yeah, that's a rough one.
Reminds me of a patient I had when I worked in neurology. Quite famous and respected author in my country but he had developed dementia and it ate that brilliant mind completely in a couple of months. I obviously cannot tell you his name.

[Anonymous No.10278583]

>>10278221
I'm not as bad as he is, but my body is definitely dependent on alcohol. If I stop drinking, within about 8-12 hours I feel sicker than the worst fucking flu. I feel like I'm dying. People at work worry about me because I end up shaking, sweating, nervous, erratic, horrible itching all over, random phantom pains, fever-like symptoms, and I look like I'm always on the edge of a neurotic breakdown. I also know what it's like to both really need the sauce but also keep vomiting, and I haven't been to a doctor in a decade but I know my organs are terribly damaged. I also have a problem with eating. I will go for several days without eating, with my only calories coming from booze and beer. And I'm a fucking manager, so everyone is always watching me and they all know I'm a serious alcoholic. They don't respect me and neither do I. I get really bad gout attacks because my liver and kidneys are so fucked up they can't do their work. I know my BP is insanely high. I'm terrified to even have to bend over or twist my torso because half the time I get a massive cramping pain just under my rib where my liver is. I also know how your father being a piece of shit turns you into an addict. My dad abused me just like his dad did to him. He would shove my head through the drywall, kick my ass, punch me, kick me. I never realized how fucked up my own mentality was until I started working and all my bosses complained that I was a perfectionist (in a bad way) and would bust everyone's balls, because that's all I knew. I get really pissed off when smokers complain about their addiction, because yeah, I get it, but they have no idea that theirs is one of the least painful addictions. I'm not saying tobacco addiction isn't serious, because it is, but when you try to quit smoking, the worst thing that happens is you get nervous and start smoking again. If you are a serious alcoholic and you try to quit, you can literally fucking die for trying to do the right thing.

[Anonymous No.10278627]

>>10278492
Yeah. Don't know your age, but this is somethign I've noticed in myself as I hit my mid thirties. I don't get hangovers these days so much as I get day long anxiety fear fests. It's terrible and it's actually stopped me drinking heaps. If I drink 2 days heavy in a row, or 3 days medium in a row, I'll get the anxious screaming mental heeby jeebies. If I keep it to one day on, one day off, I'm alright but still not that uideal

[Anonymous No.10278633]

>>10278627
editg - my point is, that hideous anxious unease is so bad that it's been keeping me sober for half of any given week. baby steps

[Anonymous No.10278783]

day 1 lads, got a bit of the old fear and feeling exhausted but otherwise alright. 3d attempt to get of this ride in.2018, need to make it

[Anonymous No.10278803]

>>10277568
try vaping

I use a magic flight vape which is very efficient, I've been getting high with it about 5 nights a week on average for a couple years now, and a gram of weed lasts me a month

[Anonymous No.10278817]

>>10278783
I'm not going to tell you anything inspiring. If you can do it, you can do it. If you can't, you can't. I don't give a fuck, I am definitely going to die of pancreatitis or some form of cancer or liver shutdown, I don't care.

But you CAN do it. This isn't to motivate you. I don't give a shit whether you live or die. But I can say that if you can stick with it, and are responsible and have medical care, you can get off the sauce. I won't guarantee your life will improve, because it probably won't. I won't say it will cure your mental problems like depression or whatever, because it won't. All I will say is that you can get off the sauce. It will be hard as fuck but you can do it. What you do with that, or after that, is up to you. I am not encouraging you. You are a piece of shit, and I don't fucking care. But if you want to, you can get off it. There is no bright light at the end of the tunnel. You will work gruelingly to make this world (hopefully) better, or at least not be as much of an imposition on the lives of people who know you.

You will always be a piece of shit. But you will be the piece of shit that I know, and I know that scumbags like you and me can do something with their lives. I don't care if you do. I certainly won't do anything with my life. But if you really want to, you can do it.

Fuck you. And fuck your mother and everyone you love to death if you don't get sober. Either way, fuck you. Kill yourself. Or live. I don't care.

[Anonymous No.10278836]

>>10278544
>I obviously cannot tell you his name.
why not

[Anonymous No.10278891]

>>10276105
Find things to bide your time. Hobbies that interest you, that can keep you engaged and take up mindful meditation before bed, it should help.

[Anonymous No.10278935]

>>10278836
Confidentiality, man.

[Anonymous No.10278962]

>>10278935
Ah, yes of course, I understand.

[Anonymous No.10278979]

>>10278583
>If you are a serious alcoholic and you try to quit, you can literally fucking die for trying to do the right thing.

If you're this bad off, it means you got decades worth of doing the wrong thing under you belt, and that you've had thousands of chances to quit which you didn't take advantage of.

Now you've let it go for so long, that quitting could kill you. Hard to feel sorry for you man, you had ample time to get it together.

[Anonymous No.10279004]

>>10278979
I also tend to wonder how many of these types really would die if they quit, or if they're just making excuses. when I was in rehab I heard that all the time, sometimes from idiots in their teens, "You don't understand man, if i quit, I'm going to fucking die! I mean, I HAVE to drink. Not my fault bro, just doing what I have to do!"

It obviously is possible to get to that point, but from my experience drunks who are that bad off are a very, very, small percentage of the total useless drunk population. Yet it seems like 90% of idiots in these threads claim to be that bad.

[Anonymous No.10279094]

>>10279004
>90% claim
They really don't though. I've been going to these threads every day for years. Sure the concept of dying because of withdrawals is talked about, but I don't think people claiming they are at that point is as common as you say in here.

[Anonymous No.10279096]

>>10277756
I once gave a massage to a lesbo and slowly worked my way to her butt and inner thighs and she liked it, but theni sperged out and stopped cus i realized she was only 17 and looked young/petite.

[Anonymous No.10279103]

>>10277980
I can relate. I once held a convo about how the jews kinda deserved to be gassed back in 1940, and the mood intstantly changed.

[Anonymous No.10279172]

>>10276874
This seems to be the best way. Although the danger is that you get TOO drunk on that one day you do drink, which sets of alarm bells for other people. I did this myself for a few months last year and got so much grief because of that one 'drinking day'.

The other reduction strat is going beer-only but it's unpleasant imho

[Anonymous No.10279205]

thoughts?

[Anonymous No.10279224]

>>10279205
Think ihad it last month.good to mix witha littlebit of cola.

[Anonymous No.10279233]

>>10279224
I know that's wodka in general (apple juice is great too)

I wanted to know if it's a good taste, because it's one of the cheapest here

[Anonymous No.10279287]

>>10277531
>I also apparently made a 1 hour and 40 minute call the the post office, No idea why

kek

[Anonymous No.10279294]

>>10275846
Wow that first broad is such a cunt.
>LEL ALCOHOLICS ARE DUMB BITCHES WHO GET WASTED AT BARS AND FUCK RANDOM DUDES

[Anonymous No.10279310]

>>10275846
>>10279294
Watching this is unironically making me seethe.
>Ugggghhhhh i have sooo many problems. My ex broke up with me and now i need to bang some other guy but i keep crying every time i have sex. Ohhh myyy gaawwwd

[Anonymous No.10279314]

>>10279233
It's pretty good, a little sweeter and less neutral tasting than Smirnoff.

[Anonymous No.10279317]

>>10275408
Well, blacked out last night and just woke up. Cant move my left arm that well and i am in pain. Wat do? Thinking about calling 911

[Anonymous No.10279321]

>>10278233
I bet you could have free pickings from most people in this thread if you truly wanted.

[Anonymous No.10279324]

>>10279314
Thanks. Would you recommend me any other wodka brands?
>>10279317
What is your method of transportation? You probably fell off your bike or while walking.
If it hurts a lot it might be broken so you should improvise a Esmarch bandage.

[Anonymous No.10279338]

>>10279324
Dont have a car and to ashamed to tell my mom. Im not to sure if it is broken, but something is very wrong

[Anonymous No.10279344]

>>10279338
post pic? where does it hurt?

[Anonymous No.10279352]

>>10279338
Go to a doctor ffs.
You don't want a broken arm healing without being set properly.
Can you take a bus or something? Got a friend who can give you a ride?

[Anonymous No.10279357]

Anyone here tried drinking ether? Was thinking of setting up a still which i could also distill ether with.

[Anonymous No.10279394]

Hey /ck/ucks

I'm 18 and usually don't go to these threads but recently I can't seem to land a job and am about to be homeless. In the past weeks I've drank a 1.75 L bottle of Fireball and half a 375ml bottle of Chivas Regal. Can you guys Recommend some top tier whiskeys that arn't too expensive?

[Anonymous No.10279623]

>mfw waiting a whole week until I drink again

Sure is boring. But at least after 3 days I ha e zero Withdrawal which is good.

Its boring but feels nice to have a proper sleep and a clear head.

[Anonymous No.10279627]

>>10279623
Amen to this. That first night of completely sober, deep fucking sleep is heaven. I dream like a motherfucker, need about ten hours straight, but then wake up feeling like a million bucks.

[Anonymous No.10279632]

Hey guys I got my bloodwork back. Any medfags or ppl with liver disease want to tell me how fucked I am?

[Anonymous No.10279651]

>>10279632
Normal range of values in the third column?

[Anonymous No.10279663]

>>10279651
Correct. Wikipedia says:
"
Alcoholic fatty liver disease: AST > 8 times the ULN; ALT > 5 times the ULN
Nonalcoholic fatty liver disease: AST and ALT > 4 times the ULN
Acute viral hepatitis or toxin-related hepatitis with jaundice: AST and ALT > 25 times the ULN
Ischemic hepatopathy (ischemic hepatitis, shock liver): AST and ALT > 50 times the ULN (in addition the lactate dehydrogenase is often markedly elevated)
Chronic hepatitis C virus infection: Wide variability, typically normal to less than twice the ULN, rarely more than 10 times the ULN
Chronic hepatitis B virus infection: Levels fluctuate; the AST and ALT may be normal, though most patients have mild to moderate elevations (approximately twice the ULN); with exacerbations, levels are more than 10 times the ULN
"

[Anonymous No.10279665]

>>10279651
Yes

Pretty racist of them to have different values for whites and blacks

[Anonymous No.10279696]

>>10279665
the best explanation we have is the black people who had salt retaining kidneys were able to better survive the horrid conditions of slave ships on the way over, and passed that along. Also the reason black people don't respond as well to diuretics. Note this does not apply to actual Africans, just descendants of slaves in the West

[Anonymous No.10279704]

>>10279632
Alcoholic liver panel usually has an AST about twice ALT, so that's kinda weird but yeay you aint right

[Anonymous No.10279706]

>>10279632
You have early stages of alcoholic fatty liver. Take a breather for a few weeks. You want your ASTs to be as close to 40 as possible (ideally under) and ALT's to 70 or lower.
That's not OUTRAGEOUSLY bad but you're heading down the track to serious liver damage.

[Anonymous No.10279709]

>>10279627
yeah, its your body catching up on the REM sleep it's been missing out on.

[Anonymous No.10279805]

>>10279632
you probably have a fatty liver, you better cut for a month or so, take multivitamins (also lots of zinc), do so workout and you should be fine, also it would reset your tolerance and break the habit, that's how you get back to a normal human being
I really doubt you would get any withdrawals, just a little bit of insomnia for a week or two, but just get some benadryl and melatonin and you'll be completely fine

t. been there

[Anonymous No.10279819]

>>10279805
btw, you better do it right now or else you'll be dead by ten years my man

[Anonymous No.10279856]

>>10279819
>>10279805
Aight what if I finish the rest of my alcohol first? I have half a fifth and a bottle of wine

[Anonymous No.10279934]

>>10279856
yeah, or just wait until the weekend so you can start sobriety on Monday
funny thing is that I have always felt better when I have alcohol at home, even if I don't want to drink and been sober for a relatively long time, having alcohol at hand comforts me because I can drink if I need it (let's say, in case something bad happens, I'm going to drink the anxiety away)

[Anonymous No.10279992]

For me? I gotta say it's Pabst! The best cheap beer that somehow still tastes great!

[Anonymous No.10280004]

>>10279632

bilirubin and createnine are normal, so you haven't completely destroyed your kidneys or liver. Probably fatty liver like other anons have said.

[Anonymous No.10280019]

>>10280004
>>10279706
>>10279704
I'm just a fatass? Hooray! guess i haven't completely fucked myself
Although I definitely do have an emotional dependence on alcohol

[Anonymous No.10280090]

>>10279632
I get bloodwork more often than ever because of my new doctor these days because he actually seems to give a fuck about my wellbeing.
I have a fatty liver right now after drinking very heavily for 10 years, more than a person should or have any reason to easily. This doesn't surprise me because I read about a plethora of things about alcohol abuse and it's effects on the body when I knew I wasn't going to stop drinking years and years ago.
A fatty liver is reversible. I don't drink much actual liquor at all anymore and stick to 5% seltzers and sometimes a bit of wine.
What you really don't want is for your liver to become fibrotic, and then after that is cirrhosis and there's no fixing that. I'm not well versed in the chart numbers of everything though beyond the two most common ones, can't remember what they're called, so I hope someone else can give you some more information.

[Anonymous No.10280097]

>>10280090
Oh wait fuck I just realized you posted the two important numbers, sorry, I can look at my records for a second and get back to you.>>10279632

[Anonymous No.10280111]

everyone who posts in this thread should be executed, you are all scum

[Anonymous No.10280123]

>>10280111

[Anonymous No.10280140]

>>10280019
that pic is all too accurate

[Anonymous No.10280148]

>>10279632
Ok, with the numbers you highlighted, my AST was just slightly lower and my ALT was a lot lower.
The fucked thing is that I hear that this kind of thing is very genetic sensitive as probably everything else is, so it's not like I have anything to impart on to you.
I'm the 10 year guy who stopped drinking liquor.

[Anonymous No.10280152]

How long without a drink does it take for your tolerance to drop?

[Anonymous No.10280180]

>>10280152
Idk, I've never gone that long.


Longest I've gone without drinking in the last 6 years was 32 hours, An I was only able to do that with 6 or 7mg of xanax and i was still shaking like a leaf

[Anonymous No.10280207]

>>10275408
>>10275408
Friendly reminder that despite your liver enzymes you can still have cirrhosis. You people speak of the fear. Imagine how you will feel knowing that your liver is ready to fuck your shit up. Alcohol will crash your plane with no survivors, big guys.

[Anonymous No.10280213]

>>10280207
That's what I'm hoping for.


What do you think we drink because we love living and love life?

It's suicide by proxy, Dumbass.

I'm drinking because I don't enjoy living

[Anonymous No.10280218]

>>10280207
Damn I never thought of it like that

[Anonymous No.10280248]

>come home from work
>chug one litre of banana juice
wtf?

[Anonymous No.10280273]

>>10280213
having catastrophic liver failure isn't suicide you edgy cunt. You feel itchy as fuck. You're delirious due to all the ammonia flooding your brain. You look like you have aids plus cancer doublefucking you at the same time. At any moment you will get unimaginable pain stabbing you in the liver. It just doesn't simply end. You're liver is responsible for literally hundreds of functions in the body. You won't die like a bullet to the head you fucking edgelord.

[Anonymous No.10280285]

>>10280273
I already have cancer you miserable fuck.


Go be a dick somewhere else, No one give a fuck about their health here. They give even less fucks what your dumbass has to say

Go preach at the soup kitchen or AA, No one cares here.

[Anonymous No.10280309]

>>10280285
Is that why an anon posted his liver enzymes in this thread? You have cancer but choose to drink yourself to death instead of taking the easy way out by taking your painkillers with some whiskey? I'm willing to bet anyone with a fucked liver gets no pain medication due to the liver not being able to process the opiates. If anyone here is a miserable fuck it's you, cunt.

[Anonymous No.10280314]

>>10275846
>"I don't dig being alone. It's nice having your kids around."

Fuck

[Anonymous No.10280320]

I'M NOT BUYING ANY ALCOHOL UNTIL SATuRDAY

[Anonymous No.10280347]

>>10280320
Friday for me.

That'll be a whole week without it. Close to 3 days now.

[Anonymous No.10280358]

My local Morrisons have started stocking these boxes of still cider, 2.25 litres for > £5
I've managed to stay off the spirits for a bit, they're doing wonders cause they're good value for money but don't taste like SHIT
Also post comfy pissed-haze music
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wn8mxzDYdbE

[Anonymous No.10280366]

It really fucking sucks having a job, I can't drink as much as I want.

I can only get drunk 4 days a week.

The good part is I can afford a shit ton of booze and I work within walking distance so I can maintenance drink vodka in a water bottle just a LITTLE at work.

[Anonymous No.10280377]

>>10280358
You can get 2litres of Crofters cider is Tesco for 2 quid. 10 units a pop.

[Anonymous No.10280393]

>>10280377
I'm drinking that exact thing right now, funnily enough.
The best value non-spirit thing I can get locally is called Zeppelin cider, 7.5% and just over £4, but shits vile

[Anonymous No.10280398]

>>10280314
Right in the feels.


It's sad knowing I'll grow into an old man and be alone the entire time.

I'm already 32

[Anonymous No.10280403]

>>10275445
Dude wtf you dumped everything on her like a goddamn autist. Why do guys always think this is a good idea?? You HAVE to slide in there, you can't just say shit like "I think about you every day" it's fucking creepy as hell to a woman. Here's what you fucking do:
>My husband sucks, he never wants to come to these things
>I'm sorry, yeah that does suck. Honestly you deserve a lot better
Then you gage her reaction without drawing and quartering yourself in front of her

[Anonymous No.10280410]

>>10280393
Whats Crofters like? I've been told it tastes 'chemical."

[Anonymous No.10280413]

>>10275408
4 weeks sober today. guys stopped at liquor store after work and i didnt get anything. feels good man.

[Anonymous No.10280415]

>>10280403
Are you a woman?


I know, I fucked up big time.

I thought by her saying "my husband is never involved, he never comes to events I want to go to" was pretty much her saying she's not interested in her husbanmd

[Anonymous No.10280435]

>>10275408
a girl did this to me last year we're still friends tho as i met her through both being musicians, found it so hard to get over her since she was bad with her feelings so would sometimes kiss me etc, still forever confused by her but don't have the guts to tell her to fucking make up her mind incase i upset her.

[Anonymous No.10280436]

>>10276559
it takes .01 ounces or something of alcohol to get to .08.

[Anonymous No.10280454]

>>10280415
No I'm not a woman but I've been married for 5 years so I'm starting to understand how they think. Basically you have to hide your power level from them until the deal is sealed. Women will never understand how intense our feelings for them are, and many of them are easily overwhelmed. The irony is that once you have her heart, you can gush all you want about how you were in love with her for years and she'll find it endearing most of the time.

[Anonymous No.10280461]

>>10279394
Christ almighty man you don't want to do this. Any relatives that'll take you in??

[Anonymous No.10280463]

>>10280347
godspeed

[Anonymous No.10280465]

>>10280410
Its fine imo. I don't like cider much anyway so the difference between a £2 cheapo bottle and a "nice" aspall doesn't matter for me. Its certainly not as artificial tasting as stuff like frosty jacks.

[Anonymous No.10280478]

>>10280415
>I thought by her saying "my husband is never involved, he never comes to events I want to go to" was pretty much her saying she's not interested in her husbanmd
It's always more nuanced than that. There's always a reason she married him in the first place, she's most likely conflicted because she wants her husband to be a better person but it's not happening. Doesn't mean she doesn't love him anymore. Big decisions like that, especially ending a marriage, are slow burn and take time. I really hate to say it but you most likely ruined your only chance at potentially inserting yourself into her life.

[Anonymous No.10280492]

>>10280478
I figured that.


Sucks big time, Because I just can't get over this woman.

I'm not dicksizing or trying to sound like a pimp or some shit but I've been with about 40 women. Dated about 10 seriously and she's the only woman I just cannot get out of my mind. I would do anything for her.....

If she told me we could have sex once then she was going to murder me, I do shit I don't even want to do just to be around her.

[Anonymous No.10280493]

>>10280454
i hate that this is true but it is. my husband was the same way, he worked his way into me without me knowing, but now it's really sweet and romantic thinking about how he pined after me all this time. if he said it all at once before we even dated i probably would have backed off and blocked him on everything

[Anonymous No.10280496]

>>10280492
wooops, I'm drunk.


I meant if she told me we could have sex once then she was going to murder me I would jump at that opportunity. Didn't finish that thought

[Anonymous No.10280499]

>>10280492
That kind of oneitis is suicidal man. You have to break away. Upend your life and move across the country if you have to. Go work on a boat for a year

[Anonymous No.10280514]

>>10280499
No shit man....

The shitty part is I am a supervisor for my families company and she works for us. She's worked for us for almost 9 years. I can't just quit and she is unlikely to quit.

I just have to get over her somehow....It's going to be hard as fuck.

It's not just her looks I'm attracted to, It's her personality. She's so incredibly sweet, caring, and cutely naive and silly that just being with her is like heroin to me.

Fuck my life

[Anonymous No.10280537]

When did you realize your drinking is going to kill you?

[Anonymous No.10280597]

>>10280514
It's over dude, you literally have to see it this way and I'm sorry, but the more you're able to distance yourself from this girl at least with these specific emotions, the better your own life is going to be.

I'm the same guy who said that I told that girl I loved her after more than 15 years of knowing her since youth and I never asked out another girl in all that time. Also thought I would stop drinking for her as well and that she was the only one I would ever stop drinking for. All my attitudes were just completely divorced from reality.
There just comes a time where even if it takes a really long time you have to accept that this kind of stuff just cannot happen no matter what. Your conception of her is 100% always going to be better than the reality of her even if you could experience it anyway. That's the way things happen for human beings all the time.

[Anonymous No.10280621]

>>10280597
I genuinely greatly appreciate the advice man. I also really appreciate you taking the time to give a stranger some solid relationship advice, That means a lot to me man.


Fuckk....Life is going to be rough for awhile. As if it wasn't already haha..


I'm just going to have to start looking for a gf to get my mind off her, Because I can't stop working with her unless she quits (which I doubt she will). An I obviously cannot quit...It's a family business and my position is absolutely mandatory.


Thanks again man, I wish you luck as well.

[Anonymous No.10280625]

>>10280537
I stopped thinking it was actively going to kill me once I stopped drinking liquor.
Will it be a significant contributor to my ultimate death? Absolutely. Completely at peace with that knowing I've done far too much for it not to have any effect within my stretch of mortality.

[Anonymous No.10280655]

>>10280621
It's not a problem. The only way it becomes bad is if you keep trying to desperately hang on to something that doesn't exist. It's not bad that you told her how you felt, and it's not bad that she doesn't want to be with you.
The absolute best thing to do is just work normally together since you have to given your situation and for you to keep looking around for new people in your life.
It can get better if you want to do those things.

[Anonymous No.10280656]

>>10275408
Not sure how bad I should feel:
>be me
>wasn’t an alc when I married my ex wife but I sure as shit was when I married current wife
>get drunk every day
>she knew I was a massive alco when she married me
>drank 5 bottles of wine yesterday
>Only 2 hours till the store opens and I can go buy more
Should I feel bad for ruining her life? I kinda do. Wish I could quit.

[Anonymous No.10280670]

>drink 6-40 drinks a day everyday for 10 years
>completely sober yesterday
I think I have the willpower to not drink anything today either but how do I deal with the crippling depression/abdominal pain/ insomnia?

[Anonymous No.10280671]

16:32 here. Been drinking about an hour and a half. Playing portal again. Have some trazadone for later.
FML

[Anonymous No.10280674]

>>10280655
Thanks again man...Seriously

[Anonymous No.10280749]

what happens when i drink a vodka bottle per day and feel quite normal? asking for a friend

[Anonymous No.10280763]

>>10280749
you're a drunk. What ml bottle?

[Anonymous No.10280794]

>>10280763
my friend only drinks 500ml, what a pussy am i right?

[Anonymous No.10280848]

>>10280749
You are alcohol. What happened the last time you didn't get your daily bottle for any reason? What happened when you had to wait longer than you preferred for your daily bottle?
Not insulting you dude, I'm really alcoholic, but it's always better to assess and confront what you do.

[Anonymous No.10280861]

>>10279394
larceny's pretty good. almost 50% and deceptively smooth

[Anonymous No.10280937]

I miss the 90s where all I did was eat pills and smoke myself retarded. Nearly everything after 2000 has sucked a fuck.

[Anonymous No.10280964]

>>10280749
How big is the bottle?

[Anonymous No.10280967]

>>10280937
how does on suck a fuck?

[Anonymous No.10281086]

>>10280964
That bottle is 50ml

[Anonymous No.10281123]

I'm on day 7 of a bender here, and feel like I'm at the crossroads of being a binge drinker, vs being a true alkie. I've never gone more than a few days on a full bender, and I'm currently at the point where I'm simply drinking small amounts to get the shakes and anxiety away. I know the first few days will be shit, but keeping drinking just seems so much easier

[Anonymous No.10281137]

>>10275600
Traverse City, here! By the pinky, if you don't know.

[Anonymous No.10281149]

>>10275668
That's good vodka. Sobieski is pretty good and only 21$ a handle

[Anonymous No.10281155]

>>10281137
manica!

I know where that's at

[Anonymous No.10281623]

whatsup my boys, how have you been doing lately?

[Anonymous No.10281656]

At what time is it "okay" to start day drinking? 2PM?

[Anonymous No.10281675]

>>10278803
This is an alc thread not LGTBQ

[Anonymous No.10281677]

>>10281656
As soon as you wake up

[Anonymous No.10281687]

>>10281656
SOcially acceptable? probably "after work" time like 5 or so

[Anonymous No.10282010]

>>10281656
In my experience, day drinking isn't really considered "okay" except for special occasions, like social events or outings. Unless I misunderstand your question.

[Anonymous No.10282019]

>>10281656
If you're by yourself, the trick is to buy in bulk ahead of time so nobody knows what time you started.

[Anonymous No.10282025]

>>10281687
>>10282010
>>10282019
Why is it not considered acceptable to drink in the day? Never really got this.

[Anonymous No.10282033]

>>10282025
Because normies like to do things like go to work, interact with family, do chores, etc. sober
Little do they know we just hide our power level with alcohol

[Anonymous No.10282050]

>>10281656
It's 16:00 hours somewhere in the world.

It just depends on where you live how much and when it is socially acceptable to drink. Some areas don't give a fuck and some think alcohol is evil 24/7.

[Anonymous No.10282065]

This is not good.
>Hit on my Mother in Law
>hit on my sister in law
>back on that multi-bottle a day silliness
>gnomes even gave up on me

What the fuck is going on

[Anonymous No.10282075]

>>10282065
Hot. Did you get a 3way out of it?

[Anonymous No.10282081]

>>10281656
As soon as you wake up.
Grab whatever half drank thing is in your vicinity and chug it to stop feeling sick but feel sick anyways.


Normal answer is 4-6 hours after waking beer and light drinks.

8-10 for spirits since they are a late night thing.
It varies culture to culture, area to area and people have much different ideas of when to drink.

[Anonymous No.10282088]

>>10281123
That's because it is easier. Once you're regularly using alcohol to combat the negative effects of prior alcohol, I'd say you're pretty objectively alcoholic.

[Anonymous No.10282099]

>>10282075
No just embarrassment and wasted time doing failed drunken damage control.
Now my wife knows about it and its worse

[Anonymous No.10282208]

>>10282088
I think you're projecting. plenty of people go out for Sunday but unch and get a bloody Mary to help ease their hangover, that's a perfectly normal thing to do if you only drink a few times a year for "girl's night out" or whatever.

[Anonymous No.10282231]

>>10278979
I don't know if I'd say thousands, but I have definitely had hundreds of chances. Quitting ain't as easy as you seem to think it is. That sanctimonious bullshit is worthless. You people always look at someone else and say, "oh you stupid fucker, you had ample opportunities to better yourself." Meanwhile, you're fucking yourself in some other way and you have no fucking idea because all you care about is feeling better than others. Well, better men and women than you have killed themselves through alcoholism, and their work remains. You? You haven't done shit, have you? Who will remember you when you're gone?

[Anonymous No.10282232]

Fuck me I'm starving. Haven't drank in two days and I've eaten 5 times today.

[Anonymous No.10282281]

What exactly is hair of the dog? Every time I wake up with a nauseous hangover the thought of any more alcohol makes me even more nauseous.

[Anonymous No.10282300]

>>10282281
It's like a raw egg and shit mixed together. Google a recipe

[Anonymous No.10282780]

When I drink huge amounts of alcohol people call me an alcoholic, But when I drink fanta people dont call me fantastic.

Why dont they?

[Anonymous No.10282783]

Monday night; al/c/k/ is slow.

In the interest of health and not offending my loving cohabitor, I've been drinking strictly coors light for the last month. daily consumption widely ranges between 3 and 26 cans; probably an average of about 12. this arrangement has been preferable to the wild dance between fun and egregious substance abuse when there is liquor in the house.

we have a bottle of champagne saved from the saturday before last, when she bought a new motorcycle. the same day i knocked mine over trying to put the (left) gas tank back on after an oil change (ktm 990). i was too drunk and it was too dark; i was on the last of 5 tank connections and two of them broke from the fall.

we agreed not to drink the champagne until both our bikes are running.

i pat myself on the back every day i don't tear into that bottle.

7 coors light left tonight; i think i've had 9 or 10? shotgunned at least 6.

catching a buzz now if you catch my drift. time to shotgun another though.

anyone else here consumer muchos units via light beer?

pic related; me and the bike i dropped

/blogpost

[Anonymous No.10282786]

>>10282780

semantics amigo, purely semantics.

the same reason pronouns are apparently so fucking important.

have a valentine luv, i never got to use it.

[Anonymous No.10282812]

>tfw lightwight that gets drunk off of 1 beer.
>decide to train myself like having shot or two every so oftern
>I have Big bro in law I live with I care about and love and decide to pick him up a bottle of any alcohol he likes twice a week.
>decide to expand my pallet and get smirnoff,moonshine, and whiskey.
>later in the week decide to get drunk with bro whole night and play wii bowling and golf.
>Funnest night Ive had in a whilr bonding with bro.
Alcohol brings families together lads.

[Anonymous No.10282821]

>>10282812

must say the bar is pretty fucking low if wii bowing and golf is the most fun youve had in any context

nonetheless, good on you

[Anonymous No.10282837]

>>10282821
Ive Basically do nothing but work 6 days a week 10am-7pm and I spend money to help feed my family and treat them to stuff.

[Anonymous No.10282862]

>>10282837

Sounds pretty tough up there on that cross. At least you have eternal salvation to look forward to.

[Anonymous No.10282866]

>>10282783
Reminds me of going to a baseball game with my parents. Ate about 8 hotdogs along with constant pounding of bud light limes with my mom. Cheap as fuck.

But I seriously don't see how anyone drinks that shit on the regular.

[Anonymous No.10282893]

>>10282866

I don't see how anyone can consciously drink and eat that much at a professional, or even semi-professional, ball game given the minimum 8$/beer prices it will run you around here

but to your point, the idea is/was that alcohol is available to me, its just extremely difficult and not particularly pleasant trying to get wasted; helps curb the habit.

also, did you know that light beer, unit per unit, only off by 5 pickle's calories (5 calories) per unit whiskey?

I went from 185 to 225 in the last 2 years and it bothers me...i may still drink a shit ton, but it's at least a change from irreverent hedonism

at ~209 now...havent been to the gym in a week tho

[Anonymous No.10282896]

>>10276105
Not a dependent alck here, but drank probably 3-4 nights out of the week for a few years in college. One year I lived with a major stoner and took up dabbing and if you get hard enough into that, you can completely lose your desire to drink. It's a hell of a lot cheaper too, but worse if you get caught (was never a problem for me).

That being said, I have never had a physical dependence on booze so it's probably different for a hardcore alky. And it's in the end replacing one habit with another. After I stopped smoking (for employment purposes) I started drinking again.

[Anonymous No.10282912]

>Day 30 sober
>Fell off the wagon and celebrated by buying a handle of vodka
>Drank responsibly, even the reason for my break wasn't a big deal
>Still get yelled at when people found out, ruining my whole night

[Anonymous No.10282922]

>>10282896

Yeah i used to smoke every day and i'd rather deal with the stupid shit that comes into my head than the meekness i feel when i get high.

I'm probably equally useless, but if life has taught me anything, you can't really afford to have an attitude that avoids conflict simply or the sake of deferring it; it's better to be over aggressive. I may have a shitty timing and approach, but i usually know why i did something when i was drunk and am forced to reflect on it.

my history with the law regarding each substance is a whole other can of worms; long story short, many times confronted the law due to booze, but never arrested. once confronted for weed, sent to jail. meanwhile, and i can't believe i'm saying this, that was over 10 years ago.

[Anonymous No.10282966]

>>10282912

This is exactly why "coming out" is a stupid fucking idea. Whether you are a homosexual, or a drug addict, or a fucking anarchist.

It's my belief that self-identity is inherently divisive and therefore offensive. You can choose your company; you can choose and identify your surroundings and work with your environment; you can manage perceptions. If you want your environment to accept you, you need to adapt to it. To stand up and say "I AM THIS OFFENSIVE IDEA" is to reject yourself and reject your environment.

Self-identity is also our greatest freedom; use it responsibly, keep it for yourself; share it carefully.

If you have given it away already you can still get it back, but you need to start over.

[Anonymous No.10283055]

>new
what a faggot OP

[Anonymous No.10283061]

>>10278454
why do you call it your sausage

[Anonymous No.10283066]

>>10283055

At least I'm not the only one still awake

[Anonymous No.10283078]

>>10278454
what's it like with a post call woman?

(genuinely curious) i'm coming up on 30 and if this one doesn't work out, think i might just off myself

[Anonymous No.10283079]

>>10283066
>proud of being a fag
you reap what you sew m8

[Anonymous No.10283081]

>>10283078
*wall

[Anonymous No.10283203]

>>10278817
*rips vape*

[Anonymous No.10283211]

>>10279357
great idea. ever read Fear and Loathing? "There is nothing in the world more helpless and irresponsible and depraved than a man in the depths of an ether binge."

what could go wrong?

[Anonymous No.10283229]

>>10280413
good job man. you're starting to rewire your brain. that's awesome.

[Anonymous No.10283244]

>>10281675
kek

[Anonymous No.10283258]

>>10283079

14 more posts to look forward to...

[Anonymous No.10283273]

>>10282966
Best thing I read all day.

In that sense: thread makes me thirsty. I am gonna drink to that. Cheers.

[Anonymous No.10283300]

>>10283273

I'm opening the bottle of champagne...no coors left.
...
As a side note, having a divisive and strong personality has benefited many rock stars and celebrities and so on...but I think, speaking for most people, though an increasingly fewer number, we just want to get by and have our own happiness.

I think that being a willing celebrity means identifying with the image of yourself, whether or not you want to.

[Anonymous No.10283313]

>>10283300
Don't disappoint your wiafu ._. (Or whatever)

Feel.it. it would hurt you as much. Don't.

[Anonymous No.10283332]

>>10283313

Frankly, as long as I am willing/able to brave the snow storm we're having tomorrow to buy another bottle (and presumably fix the fucking motorcycle), I know her disappointment will be small (relative to me making a mess, hurting myself, blacking out, etc.)...not like I'm ready to go to bed or anything.

We've only been together 2 years as of 13nov17, but we've been through al ot...started in sf, rode together through mexico a year later, lived in colombia nine months, now cabin in nh about to head back to mexico...times are easy now and only getting easier compared to what we've been through...not like it wasn't all in fun anyway.

Ps, only disclosing all of this because the thread is going to 404 in the next hour.

[Anonymous No.10283334]

>>10283332

404 +1

[Anonymous No.10283339]

>>10283334
404 + 2

[Anonymous No.10283342]

404 +3

>food related

[Anonymous No.10283347]

>>10283342

404+6

[Anonymous No.10283352]

mmm nicks roast beef

[Anonymous No.10283354]

The old kitchen. i like the new one more.

[Anonymous No.10283358]

It's 5am and I feel like total shit

I have an appointment to get new glasses at 10am


Should I just skip it for the 2nd time and go to bed?

[Anonymous No.10283359]

4 more...hard to know which will come clockwise and which rotated. checking extra hard for the food ones:

this is mediocre carnitas

[Anonymous No.10283362]

>>10283352
that looks gud

[Anonymous No.10283366]

>>10283358
we only have these next two messages left anon.

all i can say is, if you're drunk, you're better off not going.

but if it's going to prevent you from functioning, you'd better suck it up and go.

good luck. redbull and food and water go a long way when they need to. and adrenaline most of all.

[Anonymous No.10283373]

test

[Anonymous No.10283376]

Nvm appears there are 4 more hits before this ship begins to sink

[Anonymous No.10283378]

tres

[Anonymous No.10283382]

II

[Anonymous No.10283385]

ichi

[Anonymous No.10283390]

()

[Anonymous No.10283396]

>>10275408
IT'S TEARING UP MY HEART WHEN I'M WITH YOU

BUT WHEN WE ARE APART I FEEL IT TOO

I GUESS NO MATTER WHAT I DO I FEEL THE SAAAME

WITH OR WITHOUT YOU

[Anonymous No.10283400]

The best thing about blacking out is you don't have the guilt or memory of anything offensive you said or did

[Anonymous No.10283403]

>>10283396

I feel the pain.

Makes me wonder what the autosage barrier is tho :P

[Anonymous No.10283414]

>>10283400
righto m8, i fucking love hurting people and then feeling totaly detached from it. ima str8 a american psycho bb.

[Anonymous No.10283420]

>>10283358
Sober up before you go. Alcohol fucks with your vision. The last time I renewed my license they told me I need glasses. I have 20/20 vision when sober. But a bottle of vodka and most of a 30-pack of beer said otherwise.

[Anonymous No.10283423]

bump_limit":310,

right o we there yet?

[Anonymous No.10283434]

give it a test nay?

[Anonymous No.10283436]

>>10283420
I think that's what I'm gonna do.

I'm sober, Just took a ativan to fight off the shakes and w/d. Going to polish off this gallon of water and go

[Anonymous No.10283440]

someone make a new thread with the CORRECT pic

[Anonymous No.10283441]

tal vez dos mas

[Anonymous No.10283446]

>>10283436

well christ youll be fine with an ativan.

we dont all have the luxury. i'd ask more but id likely just start abusing those as well if i could get my hands on em.

[Anonymous No.10283451]

>>10283446
DN.

They are cheaper than you think.

I've abused them for years, Prolly going to die when I eventually can't get anymore between being and alcoholic and taking 3 ativan a day

[Anonymous No.10283732]

>>10278401
The only reason you'll ever stop drinking is that you genuinely want to stop drinking. That's it.

No job, or woman, or even any of the major consequences like health or jail or whatever, will have any impact on you until you actually want to quit drinking, for good.

[Anonymous No.10283737]

>>10283420
I was fucked up when I got my last license renewed. The picture is pretty scary, I look fucking awful, I got those big alcoholic fish lips I didn't even realize I had at the time.

I literally look like a different person, and about 20 years younger, now that I'm sober.

[Anonymous No.10283783]

>>10283079
>you reap what you sew
While you're sewing I'm sowing

[Anonymous No.10283843]

Welp, it's day 1 again.
Bloodwork anon here from yesterday. Finished off the rest of my alcohol last night. Goin off the juice and gonna get /fit/ till my liver is better.
Best way I'm going to stay away is be REALLY fucking lazy: If I'm too lazy to go to the store, then I won't buy alcohol. Bulletproof plan, right?

[Anonymous No.10284006]

NEW THREAD

>>10284004


NEW THREAD

>>10284004

[Anonymous No.10285450]

>>10275408
Started drinking this stella artois legere, a low carb beer. 3g per bottle vs 11-13g for regular beer. Done a big diet overhaul with it as well. Having maybe 3-4 per night and a few small glasses of red wine. Feels really good and I feel pretty in control now. Also cut back on the day drinking as I'm not drinking with a bottomless mindset.