Grocery store pet peeves

[Anonymous No.10287117]

I'll start
>fat land whales on mobility scooters
>obnoxious kids that parents don't do anything about
>people touching exposed veggies/fruit just to put it back
>idiots who spend 10 minutes looking at something just to put it back
>people who take something from a freezer and puts it on a shelf to rot
>people that just stands around looking lost and confused, I mean come on, you should know the place by now
>lastly, the jester always finds a way to get me going

what's yours

[Anonymous No.10287162]

People with several items at self checkout when it is busy. I fucking hate you people. Or older people who just take longer. Fuck you old people. Self checkout is for people who know what the fuck they are doing not stupid old fucks who use easy mode on their smartphones. And there is always some nigger cunt with many bags of produce and fruit that must be meticulously scanned using a special code that must be put in by hand. Niggers often do not know the codes and hold us decent folk up. You should be walking up to a self checkout and be midway paying exactly one minute in. Any longer and you deserve to be gassed along with anyone who does not return items to where they found them.

[Anonymous No.10287180]

>>10287117
>idiots who spend 10 minutes looking at something just to put it back
That is my meditation moment cunt. I'm not looking at the item, I'm hoping for a damn second of peace while I am around these fuckers until some jackass with cargo shorts holding just a 3 liter of shasta comes claiming he needs to grab a fucking pudding powder mix. worthless assholes I have earned that spot

[Anonymous No.10287235]

Any stupid cunt with no clue that they're being slow as fuck, blocking an isle, or generally being a nuisance within the store. I want to bash their heads in with a bag of sugar.

[Anonymous No.10287254]

>blocking the isle with your cart
I ram carts.
I'll ram yours too if you try me.
Try me.

[Anonymous No.10287256]

where do you really shop where fat ladies in electric wheelchairs is really a problem? I live in the midwest and I very rarely see this. Obese people, yes, all the time, but not that fat

[Anonymous No.10287260]

>>10287180
>I have earned this spot
what. I'd nudge my way through idiots like you, make you feel uncomfortable in some way all while grinning in your direction

[Anonymous No.10287314]

The only annoyance for me is the people blocking up aisles that are oblivious to the world around them.

And today I was in a shopping centre and I was walking in a straight line near a wall and some fuckhead pretty much changed his direction and walked straight at me.

And again in the carpark when I was reversing out of my spot I was beside a van and couldn't see if anyone was coming so I just slowly started reversing out and some lesbian looking dike in a BMW was shaking her head at me in a disgruntled fashion and I had to do a three point turn to get out because the bitch stopped so close to where I was pulling out from.

[Anonymous No.10287397]

>>10287260
I wouldn't move a step you would have to reach around me and smell my cum soaked underwear as you graze my side. I would groan and you would apologize and fuck off.

[Anonymous No.10287439]

>>10287256
>Obese people, yes, all the time, but not that fat
u wot m8?

[Anonymous No.10287461]

>>10287397
if you would go out of your way to be an ass I would use the cart to move you. that way I wouldn't have to come in contact with ur smelly ass, still would be grinning border line laughing. if you were to groan I'd say "move retard" because you'd probably look like a retard anyway.

[Anonymous No.10287525]

>>10287461
I stand at one side of the aisle idiot. You would have to go out of your way to turn into more than 'I need x' and I side step out of the way by nudging me or some other fake thing.

[Anonymous No.10287619]

>>10287117
>kids running around the ailes
Little bastards running and shouting all over the place like its their personal playground. It takes all my willpower not to just run them over with my shopping cart.

[Anonymous No.10288003]

>>10287525
if you go out of your way I'll go out of my way, see how this works..

[Anonymous No.10288012]

>>10287117
>people touching exposed veggies/fruit just to put it back
How do you know if it is ripe or not?

[Anonymous No.10288051]

all you timid fagets on the internet claiming you’d do this or that
you’d likely shit yourselves if any semi normal person came within 5’ of you and your greasy pimple covered face

[Anonymous No.10288089]

the only thing that gets me are people who are unaware of their surroundings, and block an entire aisle. it's always women. there's enough room susan so move your fucking cart to the side

[Anonymous No.10288090]

>"people" that don't use the provided bags for their meat and veggies, spreading meat pathogens everyfucking where and voluntarily contaminating their fruits/vegetables
>THEY'RE -RIGHT FUCKING THERE-, COME ON!

Absolutely abhorrent.

[Anonymous No.10288092]

>>10288090
your meat isn't sealed? are you from africa or something?

[Anonymous No.10288310]

>>10288090
Not as bad as
>People who bring cloth bags and want everything in it, including their raw meat and organic veggies.
>And get uppity when I ask them if they want the meat bagged separate.
Bitch, you are not saving the environment by using one cloth bag, unless you plan on making the Styrofoam tray the meat is in fucking vanish.

[Anonymous No.10288397]

>>10288310
sheeple are dumb bruh

[Anonymous No.10288403]

this shit is obviously off-topic

[Anonymous No.10288416]

>>10288403
(you)

[Anonymous No.10288471]

minorities

[Anonymous No.10288513]

>>10288310
Why is this an issue for you?

[Anonymous No.10288657]

People who walk around the aisles on the wrong sides and round corners at the wrong side really fast. Some dumb beaner chick rammed into me and dropped her box of cookies and started screeching at me tonight.

[Anonymous No.10288683]

>Brown people being brown
>kids running around like idiots and their parents not caring
>My indecision about which product I'm going to buy and wondering if anyone around me realises my autism
>Item I want is out of stock
>Waiting in the queue for the self service behind old people that don't know how to use it

[Anonymous No.10288687]

>>10288683
>nigger cashiers having to hold up the queue bc their nails are too long and can’t play the Jewish piano too fast

[Anonymous No.10288689]

>>10287180
I do this when I don't have my glasses on.

[Anonymous No.10288761]

>the ones that parks a cart on 1 side of the isle and stand on the other side
>you smile at them and they smile back
>still blocking the isle

[Anonymous No.10289184]

People who stand in the middle of an isle with their cart talking on the phone or to someone else blocking the other half of the isle, and then they get offended at YOU for asking them politely to move aside.

[Anonymous No.10289186]

>>10288092
Theres meat juice all over sealed containers of meat. You're delusional if you don't think meat packing workers dont get that all over product when moving it.

[Anonymous No.10289234]

They need to make grocery stores like an IKEA.
No back tracking, you need to walk through the entire store in one direction.

[Anonymous No.10289580]

>>10287162
I think there should be a item limit for self checkout, like six items max. It's fucking annoying when somebody has to organize and pack their wares while I'm waiting.

[Anonymous No.10289602]

Side-pusher— Someone that walks along side their cart so they can take up as much room as possible.

This seems to be catching on...

[Anonymous No.10289637]

>When people look at what is in your cart or basket
Mind your own business pajeet!

[Anonymous No.10289703]

>>10289234
Have you ever actually been to an IKEA? People still go through the shit backwards and nobody stops them

[Anonymous No.10289704]

People who have no situational or proximity awareness at all. They sleep walk around as if there is no one else trying to get through.

[Anonymous No.10289722]

>>10287117
>>people touching exposed veggies/fruit just to put it back
This is absolutely retarded to get mad about. Do you think I'm not going to check to see if something is over ripened before I purchase it? Are you not going to wash whatever it is you've bought once you go to use it at home anyway?

Everything else is valid, especially the mouthbreathers who leave out frozen food. They should be shot on sight.

[Anonymous No.10289724]

>>10288003
yeah but you don't want to go out of your way, because it clearly pisses you off. My time is worthless so I will block aisles with my cum soaked clothes.

[Anonymous No.10289732]

>>10287117

I dont mind people on scooters generally. Maybe they are obese from not being able to walk, not the other way around. Theres several ailments that can cause that.

And if even if they are just fat, its not my business.

What I hate are people who you can just tell are able to walk using them because they are lazy. That pisses me off.

Or people who are just stupid on scooters, and pay no mind to whats going on around them.

I cant knock scooter people though. Its what they use instead of wheelchairs now. I feel disabled people should enjoy independence and access too. Likewise, dumb people should be put in jail. Beneath jails. In a pit where the other inmates can taunt them with rotten vegetables.

[Anonymous No.10289909]

>>10288513
I get sanitation drilled into my skull by work and then I have to deal with idiots who contradict everything I have been told to do when it comes to separation of raw meat and fresh produce.
It bothers me because it's my job to be bothered by it.

[Anonymous No.10289916]

>>10289722
Yes.
I am going to inspect the fuck out of the apples because I have seen the orangutan who threw them onto the display.
I am not going to go home with shitty bruised apples, especially when they are nearly 3 bucks a lb.

[Anonymous No.10290283]

I haven't washed my hands since 1998. I shower two to three times a month. That should be good enough for anyone.

If its good enough for Pakistan, its good enough for me. When was the last time you heard of listeria or salmonella in Pakistan? Exactly. You're all microphobic. Just another corporate scam to sell you enough soap in a month than you would need for 5 years. I've had the same shampoo bottle since 2015 and I'm just fine. Who the hell wants to get soaking wet everyday. Thats just crazy. Ritualized shaming, that's all it is. You think mankind didn't get by without all this scrubbing and soap all these millenia?

Get yourself some good deodorant and you'll be fine.

[Anonymous No.10290519]

>>10290283
you can't be serious

[Anonymous No.10291164]

>>10288687
>play the Jewish piano

[Anonymous No.10291173]

>>10287117
>>people touching exposed veggies/fruit just to put it back
this is why you wash your fruit after you buy it

[Anonymous No.10291182]

>>10287180
>holding just a 3 liter of Shasta

[Anonymous No.10291199]

>buying prepackaged meat

[Anonymous No.10291301]

>>10287117
Stinky obese disgusting native americans drunk, high, and or retarded off their asses mozying around before waddling out the entrance with stolen liquor and frozen pizzas to their big SUV's

[Anonymous No.10291314]

>that one middle age white woman who complains about how long the line is to you and how slow the cashiers are, thinking you give a single fuck about her whining
>she's always incredibly rude to the cashiers and baggers without fail

[Anonymous No.10291325]

>>10290283
I can smell this post

[Anonymous No.10291329]

>>10287117
Stop making this fucking thread

[Anonymous No.10291368]

>>10291164
Google image search "Jewish piano"

[Anonymous No.10291473]

>People bringing their fucking dogs in
>Or carrying them in the basket

[Anonymous No.10291501]

>>10291473
I also hate when people try to pass off their mutts as service animals or don't even understand there's a difference between an emotional support animal and a service animal.

[Anonymous No.10291504]

>people who go to the grocery store just to later bitch about it on 4chan instead of doing anything even slightly productive with their life

Annnd, that about sums it up. Complaining about the grocery store is for toddlers and fat house wives, enjoy being people no one gives a shit about. I'm gonna go get laid.

[Anonymous No.10291512]

>>10291504
It's much worse than complaining about toddlers and fat house wives.

[Anonymous No.10291530]

>>10287117
>>people touching exposed veggies/fruit just to put it back
No shit dumbass

[Anonymous No.10291539]

>>10291504
>people who complain about people who complain

[Anonymous No.10291541]

>>10287117
>>people touching exposed veggies/fruit just to put it back
I do this because i want the best veggies not some soggy soft shit.

[Anonymous No.10291546]

>>10291541
This. People who don't inspect produce before bagging it are of subhuman intellect.

[Anonymous No.10291557]

Blacks and white trash. Grocery shopping on the first Saturday of the month is a special kind of hell.
>"supplemental nutrition" for muh condishun

[Anonymous No.10291574]

>>10288089
It's best to just move their cart by yourself and be firm ie not a cuck to get through it, maybe they roll their eyes maybe not idgaf it's better than waiting like a cuck for them to move or saying anything.
I've tried asking if they could please move their cart a little and too often it's just a catalyst to get them to throw a fit.

Really fucking women though, not /r9k/ but man, fuck women! 9/10 everyday things that manage to slightly rustle me are caused by women being obnoxious little shits oblivious of their surroundings, even my fucking wife is a fucking stupid cunt when it comes down to it but i've managed to deal with it because that's just how women are, stupid fucking cunts!

[Anonymous No.10291598]

>>10291557
They should restrict SNAP to meat, dairy, produce, beans and rice. The nationwide fatty chimpout over having to buy their own Cheetos and 'beetus juice would be hilarious.

[Anonymous No.10291621]

>>10289732
>using them because they are lazy
Most people these days have some sort of knee problems and such caused by lack of exercise and being fat even if they might not look so.
People are so damn unhealthy these days that even if they are underweight they feel so shit while standing/walking that they feel the need to sit or lie down constantly when not doing so and it''s fucking crazy!

[Anonymous No.10291662]

>>10291598
Speaking of obese fatass cheetohs, we have our most obese president since this gentleman.

[Anonymous No.10291697]

>>10291662
Wasnt the orange monkey something like 190/105 though ie not actually THAT fat atleast considering how fat modern western people are?

That's metrics by the way, only subhuman mutts use imperial ie Amerilards.

[Anonymous No.10292816]

>>10291546
they should give gloves out to the picky assholes who need to examine produce/fruits. I don't want your nasty unwashed faggot hands all over them.

[Anonymous No.10292828]

When you go to take some milk off of the rack and you lock eyes with the dairy reaper and in that moment the exact time and place of your death becomes known to you

[Anonymous No.10292873]

>>10292816
You do realize when the fruits are delivered and sent to the store they are touched by not only other people, but machines, crates, boxes, etc

If you're not washing your vegetables and fruits you're pretty disgusting

[Anonymous No.10293037]

>fat land whales on mobility scooters

Is it really a thing in america? Every time i heard about it or saw parodies about it in South Park etc. it felt more like a meme to me

[Anonymous No.10293046]

>>10293037
Depends to what degree you are talking about and where

[Anonymous No.10293058]

when people get their friend or kid to stand in line while they shop and then they cut into the line with a cart full of shit.

your place in line should be based on when you join the line with the stuff you want to buy and not when one of your people joins it.

[Anonymous No.10293077]

>>10287117
I'm the guy that goes back and forth through the grocery store. But it's because they keep moving where the seasoning is and don't label it on the fucking isle. Last time I found it in the "Mexican Asian" aisle. And before that it was in a condiments and canned food isle.
So I guess my grocery store pet peeve is whatever asshole organizes my local store.

[Anonymous No.10293093]

>>10287117
>muslims
>niggers
>gypsies

[Anonymous No.10293095]

Blacks

[Anonymous No.10293096]

>>10291473
>"excuse me maam your dog isn't allowed in here"
>"Excuse me it's a service animal"
>"where's it's special vest then that says it's a service animal?"
>Proceed to get abused

[Anonymous No.10293097]

>>10287235
>>10287254
what kinda grocery store do you go to thats in the middle of a large body of water?

[Anonymous No.10293098]

>>10287254
oh, so that's what autism looks like. cool.

[Anonymous No.10293107]

>>10293093
I don't care about their race, religious, or age.

I do care about them arguing for several minutes about ten cents off an expired coupon. You're wasting you own money, and by money and mean your time you could be working or living your limited lifespan, wasting our time by arguing over a fucking dime the cashier probably has no control over because it's a manufacturer coupon.

Go home and spend time with your loved ones, or count your shekels, or plot to install sharia, or whatever. Stop wasting everyone elses's time every fucking day you visit the grocer because we know you visit the grocery store twice a day for some odd reason.

[Anonymous No.10293115]

The chinese. Screaming at each other, walking as slowly as humanly possible, zero spacial awareness, don't respect personal space, rude, will stand for literally 20 minutes in front of shelves looking at their phones, hoard sale items, use a cart even though they're buying like 2 things, use said cart as a weapon, etc.

[Anonymous No.10293152]

>>10287254

I'm 6'4 and 240 pounds.

You won't ram my cart.

[Anonymous No.10293207]

>>10287117
>>10291557
>>10291697

[Anonymous No.10293316]

>>10287254
It must feel so good to pick on old people

[Anonymous No.10293322]

>when they run out of volvic
damn it, that's the best water I can get my hands on easily

[Anonymous No.10293388]

Security guards
I got fucking banned by the draconian security from my local grocery store, just for asking the qt cashier to be my gf, and I KNOW that she wanted to be, and they just didn't let her. I've been waiting outside every day to try and talk to her when her shift ends but the fucking security assholes even called the police and one of them shoved me and stretched my shirt in public.

[Anonymous No.10293421]

>>10287439
I'm guessing it means "obese but not to the point that they can't/won't walk using their own legs".

[Anonymous No.10293487]

>>10287117
i have never seen a mobility scooter in my country
what country does this happen??
and why? too sick? too Big?

[Anonymous No.10293839]

>>10293058
>when people get their friend or kid to stand in line while they shop and then they cut into the line with a cart full of shit.
I've never seen this happen before in a store, but with how entitled a lot of people are I can see that happening. That's pretty sad.

[Anonymous No.10293885]

>>10293058
>>10293839
My mom forced me or my brother to do this all the time. I always hated it because I'd get to the register with no money and had to get off the line. Then I'd get yelled at for leaving the line. Once I got old enough I started telling her off.

[Anonymous No.10293901]

>>10293487
occasionally somebody with a bad foot/knee/back problems from an accident or some other physical disability etc, more likely just a giant fucking slob whose body has deteriorated from an entire life of being morbidly obese while chain smoking and binge drinking and eating nothing but fast food into their 50s and 60s when suddenly their atrophied bones and muscles can't bear their corpulent asses anymore

[Anonymous No.10293946]

>>10293207
who the fuck draws this shit?

[Anonymous No.10293981]

>be Canadistani
>go to grocery store in any town with a population that's larger than 5000 people (even those places are starting to see it regularly though)
>gaggle of Indians (curry, not feather) always blocking something talking in their shitspeak (this transcends just grocery stores to be fair)
>walk by them as they're talking at a volume louder than a jet engine despite being right next to one another
>the overpowering stench of an entire can of Axe body spray assaults my nostrils
>move past them to freedom
>eventually get to the checkout line
>they're there again
>always a pack of about 3-5 guys who can't go anywhere without their group of butt buddies
>generally only have about a dozen items but take forever to do anything
Every. Time.

[Anonymous No.10294055]

>>10293981
You can either deal with the Indians or you can move to a rural area where it's 95% white people up until the the autumn weekends when the oddly colored school buses pull up and you get to watch race wars play out between polite but silently intimidating Mexican visa workers and the Jamaican visa workers who loiter in the produce aisle like it's a social area

[Anonymous No.10294074]

>>10294055
I live in a rural area again after I moved after college. There were some Asians and an Indian or two. We never get Mexicans where I live but we do get the Jamaicans/Somalis in the summer but I've seen a lot of them stay since there's almost always a few in the winter months now.

[Anonymous No.10294092]

>>10289580
No , self checkout is not express checkout , its for people like me that hate humans.
I buy a fuckton of stuff when I go so I dont have to come back and smell you disgusting fuckers again any time soon.

[Anonymous No.10294119]

>people who fill a small cart to the brim, and then dismiss my proposal to get them a larger cart/yell that I'm stacking their bags
>people who don't know better and ram small carts into big ones
>yelling when their bottle of wine has no bottle refund
>asking where something is, when it's one of the few items that's CLEARLY marked on the isle sign
>not reading price tags, EVER
>that lady who stole a roll of "PAID" stickers and got caught a week later, trying to pass off a full cart as paid

Last week some woman bought 3 bottles of wine. We insisted she should get a bag (5 cents) but she refused. In the lobby she dropped one and it shattered on the floor, but I made the new guy clean it up so it's not bad.

Some guy came yesterday with a pack of 12 egg rolls in a styrofoam tray. Now, the price is 50 cents per roll, but a new guy put on a sticker that charged 50 cents for the whole tray. Not only did the costumer ran back and emptied the shelf, he asked that we made more of them. My manager calmly explained that it was a mistake, and make him pay what's on the label is the best we could do. He paid, flipped us off and left.

[Anonymous No.10294147]

>>10294119
I feel bad for cashiers sometimes, I'm extra nice because I've seen the shit that some people put them through.

Last month I was at the grocery store and the local homeless guy was shouting at one of the cashiers until she looked like she was about to cry over some bullshit about breaking something in one of the bags (probably trying to get free food, he's a cunt who begs for money to feed him and "his girl" buy you see him at the liquor store constantly) and I watched two security guards walk past like nothing was happening.

[Anonymous No.10294323]

>>10287117
are they drag racing?

[Anonymous No.10294344]

>>10293096
Actually, they're right on that one. A service animal doesn't need a special vest and having one also doesn't prove anything about the animal since you can just buy them online anyway.

[Anonymous No.10294870]

>>10287117
hey haven't I seen this thread before

[Anonymous No.10294885]

>People
>Just. People.
>Slow people
>People blocking the way
>People walking into you not watching where they're going
>Smelly people
Thank fuck for online shopping, failing that if we really have to go to a store thank fuck for handheld self-scan checkouts

[Anonymous No.10294888]

>>10287162
truly, Asians have no souls

[Anonymous No.10294890]

>>10287254
>i'll assault you if you block the isle because i'm too much of a retard to say excuse me

wew

[Anonymous No.10294893]

don't really have any peeves because I go to the store to shop like everyone else, not to get mad at other people shopping you dumb faggot

[Anonymous No.10294897]

>>10287260
>>10287397
>retards on /ck/ acting tough over fucking grocery store food isle
Just as bad as fighting over the last box of cupcakes you dumb landwhales

[Anonymous No.10294899]

>Tfw the only good general grocer near me has aisles that are 1 person wide
I now just shop at a variety of ethnic markets.

[Anonymous No.10294905]

>it's a thread full of autistic people who can't shop like a normal person thread

Imagine going to the store and actually getting triggered by other people shopping

[Anonymous No.10294922]

>>10294905
Imagine pretending like you don't notice things or get annoyed by people all in an attempt to act super mature.

[Anonymous No.10294946]

>people who leave their shopping carts everywhere except the places you're supposed to leave them

Clogging up empty parking spots, the bottle return, the front of the store, the bus stop, everywhere. Extra points if they put it next to the cart return, but don't put in inside.

I will excuse the guys in the handicapped spots, since they're handicapped. The rest of them have no excuse.

[Anonymous No.10294955]

>>10294870
It's more or less a general for this board. Think about it, grocery shopping is where you're mostly likely to run into the bottom tier of humanity because pretty much everyone has to shop for food.

[Anonymous No.10294962]

>>10294922
Especially considering they obviously noticed this thread and cared enough to post it. It's a ranting thread, the time for saying things about annoyances.

[Anonymous No.10294967]

>>10294905
t. fat, isle blocking fruit fondler

[Anonymous No.10294968]

>>10287260
You always post this shit. I know who you are, fucko.

[Anonymous No.10294972]

>>10294967
>isle
Retard

[Anonymous No.10294980]

>>10293152
try me

[Anonymous No.10295011]

>>10291557
I don't understand. How can people on welfare even afford to shop like this? Name brand junk food is not cheap in the slightest.

[Anonymous No.10295789]

>>10295011
they can't, that's why they're still poor fucks on welfare

[Anonymous No.10295797]

>>10291697
>me measure by rock
>i 4 stone 7
>ooga booga

[Anonymous No.10295828]

>be me
>basket full of stuff
>I mean really full
>late, only 1 cashier open
>person gets in line behind me
>has dozen eggs, package f bacon, loaf of bread
>is that all you're burying? I ask
>yes it is
>well you might want to do a bit more shopping because it's going to take a while to check me out

[Anonymous No.10295839]

>>10295828
>don't worry bro, nobody's checking you out

[Anonymous No.10295846]

>>10295828
>>10295839

[Anonymous No.10295855]

>>10289186
>thinking "workers" touch the packaging
Do you live in mainland China or something?

[Anonymous No.10295881]

>>10295855
Good quality grocers butcher the meat from whole birds, beef quarters or primals, sections of pigs, etc. However, they usually maintain some level of sanitation. Cross contamination is kept to a minimum.

[Anonymous No.10295905]

>at the groc
>in line with my bachelor basket
>guy in front of me is taking a while despite his stuff being rang up
>put my shit on the belt and wait
>a few minutes pass and I hear "UHH EXCUSE ME" in the most stereotypical nag hag voice ever
>look behind myself
>400 pound crotchety cunt in a I-have-given-up motorized cunt glaring up at me
>I don't know what the fuck she wants
>nearly falls out of her chair reaching up for a separator so she can put her nineteen loaves of wonderbread and processed cheese on the belt behind my shit

[Anonymous No.10295920]

>>10287162
>niggers
>produce

[Anonymous No.10295999]

>>10293207
that guy looks like the yeast of thoughts and minds

[Anonymous No.10296010]

>Don't pay attention to weather since I live 10 miles from work
>Go to grab a few things from store one day
>Parking lot is at capacity, no carts or baskets left
>Get inside, literally PACKED, cant get through the main aisle where the cash registers are
>Lines into each aisle, people are all grade A cunts
>No milk, pre-packaged white bread (All the bread that isn't wonderbread is always left untouched thankfully), or eggs
>Grab my shit, wait 45minutes, get home
>Forcast is calling for 3-5in of snow

Also this happened to me today
>In self checkout
>See some large lady with her 10yr old son, her cart is FULL TO THE FUCKING BRIM with shit. Easily 200+ items of catfood/frozen meals/ect
>Has a look at all the open registers, swerves into the closest one
>Kid says "it says 25 items mommy!", mom replies with "Well mommy is tired of walking (The aisle two down was open and normal)
>Cashier kindly asks her if she could go to another aisle as this one is set up for quick service (It's like a half register with just the bags, nowhere to actually store more than 2-3 bags as it's supposed to be an express lane)
>Lady says "Too fucking bad make it work"
>Forgot something, walk back, grab it and go back to register
>Two baggers are trying to help this poor cashier. They had to grab an empty cart to put her bags as there was no room for them
>She is leaning on the magazine rack like her legs are broken sighing and whining as her 10yr old son empties the cart.

I hate living in PA

[Anonymous No.10296022]

>>10295905
>not putting the divider behind your stuff
you're the dick in this scenario

[Anonymous No.10296248]

> Spent so much of my life living incredibly close to supermarkets that the 15 minute drive it takes for me to get to any supermarkets near me now feels like an inconvenience

I'm probably just acting spoiled here, but fuck do I wish one of them was at least a bit closer.

[Anonymous No.10296258]

It's a bit stale, but I've got a story for you guys

>Be at walmart
>Just another day of getting groceries
>Proceed to self checkout because I'm faster than any cashier has ever been
>Wait in line, see this women a few folks up ahead. She's slightly overweight. Has a kid that's very much overweight. You know, that bleak single mom look.
>Go back to looking at phone waiting to check out
>Start hearing that women raise her voice at the dude minding the self checkout area
>Turns out she let her kid scan the items, and he scanned an item twice, and she wants it corrected RIGHT NOW
>Goes on to berate the dude about how he needs to do his job faster, not once acknowledging it's her fault for letting a young child handle scanning the items.
>Just lays into him the entire time before she fucks off back to whatever trailer park she crawled out of
>Look at cashier bro, he looks at me
>"Fucking white people"
>Considering I'm very white myself, and he was some sort of middle eastern, I actually managed to break that sad look on his face and get a smile

Seriously though, you fucks need to stop letting your spawn do shit that slows down the people in line behind you.

[Anonymous No.10296289]

>on vacation
>spending some weeks on my brother's house
>he comes home with a huge fuckoff watermelon
>"bro you work with produce right have you ever cut a watermelon"
>"bitch i could cut a watermelon with my eyes closed"
>"have fun then"
>"might help if you gave me a knife"
>he gives me a table knife

????? Fuck off lad

Butchered it but it's edible

[Anonymous No.10296333]

>>10293152

>lardass

well you aren't running very far, so yeah, he probably would

[Anonymous No.10296394]

>>10292873

probably doesn't cuz he's 'speshul'

[Anonymous No.10296422]

>>10293388
Have you tried sharing your pesto with them?

[Anonymous No.10296430]

>>10293981
>butt buddies

like this I Imagine:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IkTZ8BVAlFE

[Anonymous No.10296435]

>>10296258
>being a cuck
I'm unironically asking why you white people do this. It doesn't make us think you're cool. You just look weak and self-loathing even when you joke.

[Anonymous No.10296436]

>>10296289
Why didn't you just ask him for a proper knife

[Anonymous No.10296445]

>>10295011
why do you think they're poor

>>10291598
or just fucking end snap payments altogether

[Anonymous No.10296458]

>>10296430
Video isn't available in my country. To basically sum it up though when I see a group on these Indians, it's usually:

>3-5 of them
>all around early-20s (often college students)
>aforementioned reek of Axe (if you're lucky - if you're not, it's the stereotypical curry stink)
>aforementioned inability to talk at a proper level for the situation
>lots of body contact between them (hugging, sitting too close together when unneeded, etc.)

I don't actually think they're gay at all 99% of the time, but for fuck's sake it's like watching a couple of 15 year olds who just started dating with they way they act - except it's platonic (mostly).

[Anonymous No.10296460]

>regular customer constantly brings in water bottles to exchange
>always does this at night with dozens of bottles we have to count
>she just drops the bags in front of the register and leaves them there while she shops for an hour
>once she brought in a bag that had a half-filled bottle in it, when I pointed it out she drank it while complaining that her son constantly throws them out like this

>>10288310
I’ve had to deal with some customers who have resusable bags (like the aforementioned woman) and never wash them. The plasticy ones smell like death if they’re not cleaned.

[Anonymous No.10296462]

>>10296010
i weep for the child

[Anonymous No.10296487]

>>10296333

12% bodyfat, nigger.

[Anonymous No.10296558]

>>10295920
>Underrated as fuck double entendre

>The homeless people who sit outside and beg for change but don't seem to want any of the food I offer them from time to time, I.e. a few Clif bars. I'll give the homeless food every now and then, but never money and if they don't want food, it's money for drugs.

[Anonymous No.10296560]

>idiots who spend 10 minutes looking at something just to put it back
>people that just stands around looking lost and confused, I mean come on, you should know the place by now

sorry

[Anonymous No.10296602]

>>10296560
>apologizing because some angry faggot is ranting on the internet
pls no, have some self respect

[Anonymous No.10296610]

>>10287254
*tries you in your path*

[Anonymous No.10297514]

I worked in a grocery store for three years. A deli department specifically, but we had a register and I'd ring people up often enough to get good at it. Self checkouts are a godsend for me because of this. I'll take a basket with my week's worth of groceries in it and have it scanned, paid for and bagged in about five minutes. Wal Mart has a ton of self checkout kiosks open too, so I'm rarely waiting for a bunch of fucking idiots to try and scan an apple or whatever the fuck.

That being said, my pet peeve is >>10294885 and >>10293115. Fucking slow people with no awareness at all who walk like they're in a fucking drug haze or something, get it together holy shit. I can't stand these people, and somehow they always park their fat asses right where I need to be to get my shit every single time and then they don't even want anything there, they just stand there admiring the fucking shelf for a minute and then walk away. Piss off.

[Anonymous No.10297544]

>>10289909
Don't get OCD about what your boss tells you. It's not total crap, but the store goes overboard to cover their own ass. The closer the food gets to the point of consumption, the less important the separation is. Raw chicken nestled against carrots in a bag on the way home isn't going to cause the next pandemic, especially not if you prep your ingredients properly when cooking.

[Anonymous No.10297610]

>>10287117
>>people who take something from a freezer and puts it on a shelf to rot
I'm seeing this type of shit more and more. Mental illness on the rise.

[Anonymous No.10297639]

>>10293388
>stretched my shirt in public
kek

[Anonymous No.10297676]

>Welfare leeches with large carts of junk food and soda pop.
>Unsupervised kids running around the store
>Someone with a cart standing right in the middle of the aisle

[Anonymous No.10297699]

>when the self-checkout is backed up down the main isle but all the sheboons are jabbering behind their registers turning people away because "da utha line be open hunney"

[Anonymous No.10297714]

I buy groceries at 2 in the morning specifically to avoid people and the shit traffic. It's very peaceful being in a large warehouse with nothing but shelf stockers and two other shoppers.

[Anonymous No.10297908]

My main store rarely ever has nonwhites sans the occasional white mom with a nonwhite kid, but I've noticed kids are fucking awful when I go to the shitty part of town. Pic related is the main race I'll greentext.

>Head into a shitty storm on a stormy afternoon to pick up some shit for the next few days
>Look for a cart that isn't fucking soaked when I hear some Marshallese (pic related) kids making a scene
>(Store was across the street from their middle school so its common for them to hang out there)
>Can't understand them because their language is just fucking gibberish
>One of the girls goes at a boy and starts wailing on him
>Employee steps in and pulls them apart
>"I know you guys don't want to walk home in the rain so stop it or I'll throw you out"
>Kids end up sitting near the produce section
>Still sitting there when I leave

Another but not nearly as exciting, as if the first was.

>Walking into same store to stock up on hamburger meat or some shit
>See a group of 5 kids come in and they are stopped at the entrance
>Employee tells them to leave their backpacks at the entrance
>They stare at him like they don't speak english
>They eventually comply
>Watch them out of the corner of my eye
>All of them walk to the back of the store then walk back to the front
>Grab their backpacks and leave without buying anything
They were probably planning on shoplifting, who ever said racial profiling didn't work?

Last one isn't a greentext, but I s2g some kids just come here to play tag. Mostly the same race as above but some niggers too. The mexicans here are either too diluted to tell or they only shop at the mexican market. For real though, I've seen so many fucking kids running around and playing in the store and I don't see their parents once. Its the worst at Walmart but it happens at every store. I saw the little fuckers ruin "$400" worth of merchandise in a matter of seconds before.

[Anonymous No.10297925]

>>10297908
bro why are you so involved
you don't even work there
I work at a grocery store and nothing ever happens because it's a high-end grocery store in a high-end city in a high-end country maybe i don't feel your pain

[CRANK No.10297927]

>>10288051
>the meth head with a record is gonna be scared of people who buy food.
No Pimples either.

[Anonymous No.10297943]

>>10297925
We don't have a zoo here so I have to watch the monkeys at the store instead. I've never been involved besides that.

[Anonymous No.10297969]

>>10295905
Man. You're supposed to put it there when you've finished loading your items. That's what everybody knows they're supposed to do.