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>> No.10298390

how is that supposed to be eaten..

>> No.10298406

>take a bite
>cheese and bread safely slides away from the corn
>now you have successfully avoided eating corn

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Kindly requesting the webm of the qt japanese girl making a strawberry crepes.

>> No.10298523

i went from what, to that could be pretty good, to what again
what in the heck is this supposed to be you doofus

>> No.10298546

Its an early version of cornbread.
Its from that history channel who hates trump.

>> No.10298547

I like the bit where she flaunts her boobs.

>> No.10298564

that is hecking stupid

>> No.10298587

i respect troll attempts as a rule but this one was just fucking awful

>> No.10298721

Lets analyze this troll post for a moment.

The content is such that if you don't respond to it, someone's opinion might be changed to something stupid, but if you DO respond to it, the troll has won anyway. So the troll is in a win/win here.

1. Why would 18th Century Cooking with James Townsend & Son use wonder bread?
2. Why would 18th Century Cooking with James Townsend & Son use processed American cheese
3. Why would 18th Century Cooking with James Townsend & Son use modern cooking equipment?
4. Why would 18th Century Cooking with James Townsend & Son use a tub of margarine and a paint brush?
5. Why wouldn't John Townsend from 18th Century Cooking with James Townsend & Son show his face?
6. The troll is attempting to mislead with the comment about Trump when in fact 18th Century Cooking with James Townsend & Son just made a traditional summer drink for a traditional summer holiday.
7. Why would you make early cornbread into a burrito when Aztecs had been making corn tortillas and flour since the early 1400s?

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>> No.10298793

This looks retarded.

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>> No.10298999

why are there no new jack webms, they are all years old, did he die or something?

>> No.10299033

no he recently uploaded a pulled pork recipe with coffee grounds

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Stop fucking doing this. You fucking faggots who make the same exact post and replies every single god damn time are not funny. Stop it.

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>> No.10299613

Maybe like sucking a cock with lots of biting?

>> No.10299620


Someone spoonfeed me. What game is this a takeoff on?

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Final Fantasy 15

>> No.10299634

Fuck you, no

>> No.10299645

How does he get out of there without breaking the eggs?

>> No.10299893

requesting the one where the guy makes a really meatball grinder for the fat black lady

>> No.10299913

good post my friend

>> No.10299928

that is the dumbest fucking "dish" I have ever seen

>> No.10299971

What' s the fucking point of this shit?

>> No.10299997

How does he get out without breaking the eggs?

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>> No.10300021

He has to cook them all

>> No.10300072

absolutely based

>> No.10300095 [DELETED] 

Wheres the dick

>> No.10300099

mad cunt

>> No.10300108

Based /sp/

>> No.10300129

Does someone have the Chad-Virgin of this? Fuckin' hell this egg master is based af.

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nice get buddeh

>> No.10300224

this made me giggle

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you have to go back

>> No.10300358

Does anybody where this place is located?

>> No.10300545
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Nerman says CHEEKY GET

>> No.10300558

with butter and fresh, cracked papper

>> No.10300564

how does he break the eggs without getting out of there?

>> No.10300574

somewhere in Mexico City would be my guess.
I've visited similar looking places while there.

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great meme guys

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>being this butthurt about a request

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>> No.10301822

Does he actually mention trump ever besides that orange fool video? I haven't watched him since around then.

>> No.10301865

>japanese girl
>clearly vietnamese

>> No.10301885

>reading comprehension

>> No.10302276

Fuck you, you can't make the same request with the same image in every thread.

>> No.10302287

Fuck, it looks like he's peeling a scab at the end.

>> No.10302295

scriptkiddie BITCH.
>sage in all fields.

>> No.10302425

>that nose

Nice milkers tho

>> No.10302429

fuck you

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>> No.10302452

I knew we were going downhill as soon as I saw the white bread

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>> No.10302459

She spits in the food at like 17 seconds by the way. Idk if you noticed.

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>> No.10302482

What animal is that. It's mildly unnerving seeing it prepared

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dog bless ameriga

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>> No.10302491


You are not doing this shit again, posting random fucking black chicks in a FOOD thread.

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>> No.10302495

Fucking disgusting.

Delet now

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>> No.10302506

Chocolate MILKIES

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>> No.10302510

First of all, it's the surly king of the egg fort you fucking animal

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>> No.10302516


Japanese girls are not meant to be sexual. That's what white girls are for.

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>> No.10302528

this made my eyes sting holy shit

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Pig american, we do better.

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>> No.10302543

$20 says she developed that skill from deepthroating cocks.

>> No.10302546

Huh, we made it the whole thread without any ja/ck/ posting

>> No.10302548

jesus christ alton brown

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Don't take the lord's name in vain. If it were not for the laws of this land I would have slaughtered you.

>> No.10302555

Why didn't she swallow?

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>> No.10302561


I hope people don't pay more than a dollar per serving for this. That's plenty of profit margin for him for a sandwich with no meat.

>> No.10302564


Free Feces! Long live bro-culture!

>> No.10302565

I'd slam that ham. I just wish that was her poopoo she was eating.

>> No.10302568


At least she white doe

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>> No.10302571

Crab legs.

>> No.10302572


You're a degenerate.

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>> No.10302578

Keto porn is a subgenre.

>> No.10302579


>caramalizing the sugar with friction
that's hot

>> No.10302580

ziggy zaggy ziggy zaggy hoy hoy hoy!!!

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>> No.10302585

I want to do this at a party

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>> No.10302589

AHH YESS, *brraaapp*. Ohh my sweet, dear mommy PLEASE bless me with your sweet, smelly gass. Just pass it unto my face; your sweet stinky scent deep inside of me!! Oh god I can smell the cabbage you ate for lunch mommy!! Let me sniff your sweet undertit sweat aswell my dear, lovely mommy!

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>> No.10302594

what the fuck does it matter to you

>> No.10302598

Chubby you're a boy make a big noise
Playin' in the street gonna be a big trap one day
You got mud on yo' face
You big disgrace
Postin' your memes all over the place

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She is pathetic.

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>> No.10302616

I've seen this so many times but I've never figured out what those wormy things are

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24 (for all of you)

>> No.10302620

now that's fresh

>> No.10302621

I hope they didn't drink from that bottle after

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ok good bye

>> No.10302649

Poor froggo.

>> No.10302652

>tfw no puke on your dick

>> No.10302656

by eating it as corn on the cob, just a fucking messy and not worth it version

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>corn on the cob
You must be fucking joking.

>> No.10302671

how the fuck else do you eat corn off the core(the cob)

>> No.10302684


You probably won't have a saber handy to perform it. The base of a wineglass can substitute, in a pinch, but you should probably look up how to hold it in order to avoid breaking the stem like a fucking idiot.

>> No.10302707

fresshhhhhhhhhly ground papper

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This is common table-ware across the central US and a good-sized pack of them costs between 1-2 dollars. Works for roast corn, grilled corn, smoked corn, steamed corn, boiled corn, broiled corn, etc.

>> No.10302736

An 8-10" chef's knife works. Practice a few times on 10 dollar bottles of sparkling Italian Guido.

>> No.10302739

Oh and use the backside so you don't fuck the blade.

>> No.10302752

i had a misinterpration then, sorry. Thats how i eat it too, i though you were saying eating corn off the cob is inferior, I meant it was messy as fuck cause you are eating chunks of bread and cheese off a cob, shits gonna slide and make a mess bro

>> No.10302755

to corny and cheesy to be honest anon

>> No.10302757

Honestly always use the backside, just hit it like it ows you money. Opening a bottle with a knife aint worth ruining that sweet sweet edge of it, respect your knife

>> No.10302760

drunk chicks are so cute.

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>> No.10302772

Oh sry, my fault actually. I didn't watch the webm and made assumptions based on your words.

>> No.10302780

tsk tsk

>> No.10302789

Is that how you make good fries? Seems like a lot of effort for what it is.

>> No.10302795

I go through at least that. But yeah.

>> No.10302800

Lol silly chickie is nakey

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>> No.10302906

These are shit, the plastic ones that look like trees are superior.
They can be stacked.

>> No.10302936

a sub-par system

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>mfw the local restaurant doesn't clean their grill because it's just "seasoning".

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>> No.10303021

>semen resembling dipping sauce
the importance of hypenation

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>an american cuisine

>> No.10303034

>proud to have the griddle down to the bare steel since well before you were hired
>told never to do it again because the morning crews' hashbrowns were sticking
>turns out they forgot to use the clarified butter we make, threw them on dry
I hate morning shift cooks. Small menus with premade products, all of the equipment is taken care of by dinner cooks. They're lazy fucks. Yeah you get up early but you're also not in the kitchen until 2AM.

>> No.10303040

that's so gross. how about grind your meat with a good ratio of fat and you won't need 1/4 cup of butter per burger

>> No.10303041

anything with an edge works. I've done it with an axe

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he cooks his way out

>> No.10303057

you say that like its a bad thing

>> No.10303065

tickle tickle!

>> No.10303076

Most wasted quints I've ever seen

>> No.10303082

i've heard they are leeches

>> No.10303090

this post killed me

>> No.10303097

>caring about gets on a slow board
I bet you collect quads and quints on /trv/ and /t/ too.

>> No.10303100

that opening shot
>some joke about your mum's vagine

>> No.10303102

>only four beers
Where's the webm of the aussie doing 9 at once?

>> No.10303135

This was during filming a scene with Rocco. I forget her name.

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>> No.10303165

These make me irrationally angry.

>> No.10303169

i'd let her puke in my mouth while she shits on my chest and i'm not even joking

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>> No.10303232

Roasties are so disgusting

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>> No.10303264

He wasn't even talking about Trump. I'm pretty sure he addressed this in a Q&A saying that it was unintentional and that he purposely keeps politics out of his channel.

>> No.10303270

i think that roasties are hot af.

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>> No.10303333

But how do the eggs get out of him without breaking the stall?

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Really? I was hoping the infantile, stupid and obese cunt had died.

>> No.10303411

I love this one, dude looks so happy

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>> No.10303533

I dunno if you're still around bud but if you ever come to Wisconsin I'll blow you no homo

>> No.10303586

nice grey steaks
cooking on salt blocks is a meme

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>> No.10303681

that's a 1st class slag, mate

>> No.10303692

nothing infuriates me more than people who haven't properly trained their fully grown dogs. These fucking soyboy pet owners act like even taking a harsh tone with your dog is animal abuse, but the reality is allowing them to do whatever they want like this is so much worse. and yes i mad.

>> No.10303694

I've spent too long on this website. Seeing avocado toast drags up a desire to mass murder millennial hipsters by force feeding them tide pods.
And I don't even live within a thousand miles of the Brooklyn offices of these "new media" companies

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>girl spit

Women are PERFECT anon. I would thank her.

>> No.10303742

wrong filename faggot

>> No.10303788

I'd give all my money away if I'd get ten free shots at the fat punch-able face

>> No.10303794

i hate american processed cheese

>> No.10303804

>Virgin eggboy vs. Chad Eggmëister

>> No.10303811

altan brown is a fucking faggot

>> No.10303814

oh my fucking god

>> No.10304002

Your average american woman.

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truly awful

>> No.10304111

post disregarded :^)

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then hold on to your ass anon

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>> No.10304162


America was a mistake

>> No.10304179

i honestly dont understand why people want to eat sea penis

>> No.10304184

>eat so much "butter" you have a brush just to apply it

>> No.10304185

why is this so funny

>> No.10304211

Poor little buggers

>> No.10304238

>that brief pause as he tries to remember how humans eat

>> No.10304252

GODAMN thats a 10/10 satisfying squeegee

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>> No.10304282

milk truck just arrive

>> No.10304283

kek'd n chek'd

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Fuck frogs, they're the worst kind of people.

>> No.10304311

What's causing it to spasm? Obviously the central nervous system is not there anymore. What's causing it to flop around?

>> No.10304323

>neckbeard tries cooking for the first time

>> No.10304324

cool digits bro

>> No.10304333

fucking hell

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So it's drizzled with real semen, for the purpose of imitating a dipping sauce?

>> No.10304377

Id beat the shit out of my dog if it did that

>> No.10304418

You don't go to parties...

>> No.10304425
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He's the Rain Man of plating.

>> No.10304443

What's the cube and the small white slices? And what was he rolling in what at the beginning?

>> No.10304446

why are numales, faggots, niggers, kikes and all other subhumans so fascinated with avocado?

>> No.10304450

The small white slices are string cheese, we see him cut it.

>> No.10304492

Not true and possibly, homosexual.

>> No.10304493

that glance they share with each other at the end...
i think im gay.

>> No.10304500

mmm i could go for a good locustburger

>> No.10304506

I fucking love that delusional jew

>> No.10304515

I think you need to get off the internet kid, black people don't eat avocados

>> No.10304530
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This is for you, my friend.

>> No.10304565

Cruel prep is 2edgy4me

>> No.10304584

because you'll never have a wife to beat the shit out of instead?

>> No.10304602

natures pop corn

>> No.10304607
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>tide pods

>> No.10304615

Dude had it coming, it was probably even planned. I don't even let my dogs watch me eat. I put them somewhere else or I go somewhere else. We all know how dogs will jump at food. If you don't want it to happen, don't be stupid by eating 1 ft away from their faces.

>> No.10304617

She was posing for her dad in that gif

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Jesus christ, of all the ways to eat a fucking sandwich, he does it that way.

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>> No.10304752

so much for beta uprising

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eat burger like taco eat taco like burger

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>> No.10304896

Is that Disney?

>> No.10304922

Avocados used to be so cheap until all these white capitalist pigs drove up the prices

>> No.10304963

Used to use that shit in the Navy until we went through Supply Certification and SUPPO made us get rid of it. Bastard.

>> No.10304964

I want to be served a platter of fish slices that are still spasming.

>> No.10304971

yeah he's at epcot. jack is asking his son "did you get that" and his based son is saying something along the lines of "this duck is more interesting than watching you shove a sausage in your mouth faggot"

based jack jr


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always finds a way

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it's literally only funny when [s4s] does it, sorry

>> No.10305040

No one likes [srs]

>> No.10305071

success breeds jealousy

>> No.10305074

As a lifelong /mlp/ fan I know this better than you.

>> No.10305105

People actually go to /sp/?

>> No.10305108

God I hate all those uppity, brain dead looking, vain, full of themselves bitches from Insider.

>> No.10305109


>girl has boob

>> No.10305111

They should've gassed everyone in that board just like /fur/

>> No.10305123

Success breads jealousy. ^_-

>> No.10305130


I legit thought that's what was going to happen for a solid week. Christ, I have no idea what happened to moot, but I wish we could have the know-nothing punkass seventeen-year-old version of him back. At least he knew he was worthless outside of hosting this place.

>> No.10305137

>Suhbeeps breeapph jellodee

>> No.10305152

I did enjoy the April Fursday Massacre.

>> No.10305156

It does anger me a bit that I have to pay more than twice as much now for one of my favorite foods I grew up with in the southwest because the east coast found out it exists and now it's a "trend" apparently.

>Avocaderia goes through about 200 organic avocados from Mexico each day
I was about to ask how they even stay open selling so few, but then I remembered the price jack.

>> No.10305162

it's fucking raw

>> No.10305164

>Christ, I have no idea what happened to moot

I fucking know. Really makes you think how different everything would be if old moot was still in control of everything.

>> No.10305178

Tongue punch her asshole for buttery goodness.

>> No.10305180

i just realized colonial sabers are basically katanas

>> No.10305187

is this his first time eating solid food

>> No.10305212

>>10302789yeah it's only worth it if you're making a lot of them. That way you can do the first fry and then when you need them for service you pull a tray out of the fridge and do the final fry and it's easy pz.

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Dorky TV shows have proved that heavy cavalry sabers are nearly identical. And the kilij mirrors performance, if not outdoes the katana in some ways.

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>that moment when you realize humans have become the Machine

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What's the shortest book ever written?
Redguard Heroes.

>> No.10305308

never heard of it

>> No.10305337

americans are a mistake

>> No.10305344

Sorry, need to nerd out for a second.

It's remarkably boss. The name can be loosely translated to "killing tool", so popular that rulers took the name Kilij.

But it's not /ck/ related so I'm just further derailing the thread unless someone wants to saber a champagne bottle with one, which would look cool as fuck.

>> No.10305350

>video about how eating tide pods is for weakling bitches
>doesn't have balls enough to do it himself

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>> No.10305458

no lie, i'd look like that if i pulled off that trick too

>> No.10305467

He can't even eat properly, he just depends on his tongue

>> No.10305832

It was supposed to arouse me?

>> No.10305837

>watches all the butter
Its a diner they probably use it for other stuff
>sees what its used for

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I guess the legends are true

>> No.10305866

>not saving the webm filename as sultry king of the eggfort.webm

>> No.10305910

You need to into words, anon.

>> No.10305935

How does he vacate the stall without jeopardizing the undamaged state of his fragile merchandise?

>> No.10305963

the grossest part of this is chewing with mouth open

>> No.10305966

Imagine having such an irrational reaction to something that was obviously set up. You even dug into the meme umbrella terms to try to create some nonsensical bridge between the video and "soyboys"

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>> No.10305983

What's the fucking point of this.

>> No.10305999

Whoever told you that is a retard and you're retarded if you believe it. They're eels. Clearly you don't watch enough Japanese fetish porn.

>> No.10306007

>midwestern flyover cuisine.webm

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>> No.10306021

You've seen him with his rifle, and the pic with him hanging out with the guys from Mythbusters right?

>> No.10306050


not even mad

also rip spee 2005-2012 killed by faggot mods ;__;7

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here you go

>> No.10306081


uma delica

>> No.10306094

thats probably worth 15-20 rupees. which would be like 25-30 cents

>> No.10306110


They are small gook fishes that look like leeches but it's the same as swallowing a couple of small normal fishes

>> No.10306117

virgin vs chad eggman

>> No.10306124

Where do you think you are?

>> No.10306133

Are these people Canadian or what?

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>> No.10306222

Those are some awfully cooked steaks

>> No.10306329

post the recipe

>> No.10306357

This is great

>> No.10306370

The speed of that guy cannot even be compared to the gal in the webm above. She has skill.

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For that one anon that asked

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Boys I figured it out. He uses his tongue as a guard for his beard. It's almost impressive in the most gluttonous way possible.

>> No.10306633

she's in the cook book aisle, wtf

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>> No.10306659

Well to bad his tongue isn't circular because he makes an absolute mess of the rest of his face.

>> No.10306707

This please

>> No.10306716

is the best!

>> No.10306949

absolutely disgusting

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>> No.10307346

/sp/ - Sharpening Pencils

>> No.10307351

avocadoes are fucking disgusting. they taste like nothing and have the consistency of butter mixed with toothpaste.

>> No.10307653

Add salt to them you retard

>> No.10307707

he didnt tap the knife

>> No.10307842

i might as well just fucking eat salt

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