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/ck/ Webm thread.
Starting with The Classic.

>> No.10300191

this impresses you?

>> No.10300215

I am kinda curious about something. It's been bothering me for a while but might as well ask here since this thread is up and you just posted this webm.

If we take into consideration the fact that he is surrounded by a wall of eggs and there is a need to go outisde of said wall... how in the world does he accomplish moving from his cooking station outside into the same location of his customers without disrupting any and all chicken eggs and breaking them in the process?

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>> No.10300246

I hate this board. I really really do.

>> No.10300276
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>> No.10300283

is /ck/ being raided by /wsg/ ? what is with all the webm threads?

>> No.10300292
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>> No.10300316

I see it's your first day on /ck/, have a nice time i guess

>> No.10300324

not really, been here for over two months and it is usually one webm thread with all the stale memes. but nowadays it seems like there is two or three webm threads at once with the king of the egg fortress being posted everywhere.

>> No.10300361


>jack poster
>calling anyone else new

>> No.10300366

>anti-jack poster
>calling anyone else new

>> No.10300375

Looks like Disney World, actually.

>> No.10300377

>over 9000 months


>> No.10300380


There’s no such thing as an anti-jack poster, dum dum.

>> No.10300739

How does he break out without getting all the eggs?

>> No.10301648

>all the webm threads?
There's one thread. When it reaches the limit, there is a new one. Not that complicated.

>> No.10301716

Does anyone have the virgin vs chad version of this?

>> No.10301734
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>> No.10301955

Doesn't look too sanitary
Where are his gloves
Where does he wash up?
No thanks

>> No.10301960

me wanna go downtown

me want eggs

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I love this board. /ck/ is the nicest board of all chans.

>> No.10301997

What if that's the same shop and that guy is his son

>> No.10302233

virgin son vs the chad dad

>> No.10302266

I'd buy his eggs.

>> No.10302274

>tfw noone will buy your eggs

>> No.10303278

Holy kek

>> No.10304842

How does he get out?

>> No.10305050

He can't. Or at least, not until he cooks and sells them all. Only then can he leave.

>> No.10305090

How does he break the eggs without getting out of there?

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Post your best ja/ck/s

>> No.10305266

Thats what I always thought

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wrong file name faggot

>> No.10305339

He didn't get his dad's cooking genes

>> No.10305367

What happens if he wants to leave the egg fort? The eggs would break, yes?

>> No.10305368

why would he want to leave the egg fort

>> No.10305373

He trained his flock of chickens to lay eggs directly into the egg cups.

>> No.10305378

To get more eggs

>> No.10305379

He probably has like a back entrance or maybe a little hatch for him to crawl through on the bottom? I wonder how he tells when the eggs rot. Or if the stand next to him is just like his son or something and they do the same thing. Also what country is this in? India? What was the point of filming the guy? Nothing really too noteworthy about the webm in general. So many questions, so little answers.

>> No.10305432

It's comfy
Maybe if you stopped hating life so much you'd appreciate comfy things, too

>> No.10305441

Can someone post some kind of behind the scenes video of this guy not being a total fucking failure at life?

Like him being such a fuck up slob is an act right?

>> No.10305650

Is there a trap door in between both of their egg stand's so that they can traverse back and forth?

>> No.10305704


fuckin kekd

>> No.10305748

This board is actually pretty comfy, a bit slow, but not full of deliberate shitposting with the intent of derailing threads.

>> No.10305825

This is actually the best Jack episode. When he thinks all the food sucks and gets pissed at Jack Jr for saying that it's okay.

>> No.10306125

How does he get out of there without breaking the eggs?

>> No.10306137

Should he need to exit the stand, what maneuvers would be required to avoid damaging the integrity of the eggs exteriors?

>> No.10306321

How does he get out??

>> No.10306366

Free him.

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>> No.10306575

Retitle your shit
>surly king of the egg fortress.webm

>> No.10306592

wow. this is uh, is there more of this? asking for a friend.

>> No.10306638
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Anyone have webms of animals being cooked/prepared alive?

I seem to enjoy those ones the most

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>> No.10307034

t. ching chong pong

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>> No.10307181

I felt out of breath too, and not in an arused way

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Kindly requesting the webm of the qt japanese girl making a strawberry crepes.

>> No.10307320

lord have mercy

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This has strawberry but doesn't have a qt japanese girl, I hope it's okay

>> No.10307457

How do I pull out of there without fertilizing all her eggs?

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What is this, a crossover episode?

>> No.10307522

Welp, computer is in the shop and now I understand why everyone hates phoneposters.

>> No.10307530

She's actually pretty for a fat fuk

>> No.10307531

I hate dogs so much.

>> No.10307550

so sad

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best application or guide to make a webm that will work here?

got a shitload of stuff on my jewtube playlist that i could dump here.

>> No.10307573

im surprised hes not eating the dogs and keeping noodles as pets

>> No.10307577
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Assuming you know nothing about video editing:
Download video
Download Webm for Retards
Under encoding set file size limit to 3mb (or 2.99 to be safe, sometimes it fucks up) and enable high quality mode
Use trim to cut out the parts you want (multiple trim for multiple cuts)
Adjust resolution to something reasonable like 540*360
Increase speed if needed since your limit is two minutes

As long as you're keeping your resolution and timeframe down enough you'll get something decent quality, though you will have to play with the numbers each time. I try out putting the file three or four times each time get that balance of quality and size.

>> No.10307601

was disgusted at first but actually didnt look bad

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>> No.10307645
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>over two months

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Who else here loves butter?

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>yeah I give it a 3/10, would be better with my sauce

>> No.10307683

Tokyo average restaurant meal = $60? The fuck they gettin these numbers from?

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Probably a price for two. I mean, it's not like people eat out alone.

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>it's not like people eat out alone

>> No.10307742

This is so fucking gross

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>> No.10307770

even the cooks are obese

>> No.10307771

So, I've never actually sought out this guys vids, but have seen him all over /ck/ for months. I'm not sure if he's just a joke, and at this point, I'm too afraid to ask.

>> No.10307797

>generic fortune cookie waddles by at 17 grand

hold up

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>> No.10307818

guaranteed good fortune in every cookie

>> No.10307821
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>chopping an onion with a plastic butter knife
>not knowing what a grater is

>> No.10307823

Read the fucking shirt. It's prison food.

>> No.10307824

How is there a market for for multiple egg and white bread sandwich shops right next to each other? How is there a market for even one of them?

>> No.10307828

this is a veritable work of art

>> No.10307870


millennials need to be killed

>> No.10307881

That's what I thought too :D
At first I was like, fucking fatsos am I rite, but then I got intrigued and thought that I would absolutely eat the shit out of that.

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>> No.10307922

Looks bland as fuck but cute

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>> No.10307972

no kidding.

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please post animals/seafood getting prepared alive

>> No.10307980

the face of a stoic

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Lift well snibba!

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>> No.10308014

this video is a guy preparing inmate made prison food

>> No.10308026

Them's some weird ass looking fish but then again I've never been to China

>> No.10308034

What's the customer on the left eating? Raw egg?

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>> No.10308037

Pretty sure it's in Thailand. Look at the guy's shirt.

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>> No.10308051

>toast with sauce

>> No.10308091

Just done this but with a white onion chopped like shit, and I forgot the salt which would probably have helped.
Turned out good though. Never knew what to do with my goose eggs, I don't like them on their own.

>> No.10308116

You owe me 1 minute 48 seconds buddy

>> No.10308126

sorry I can't you're too hardcore for me, bro

>> No.10308192

>portugese soul kitchen
that's a fucking joke, right?

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>> No.10308202

how does he break out of there without egging himself?

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Why is the camera man keep focusing on the goose

>> No.10308331
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What we lack in derailing we more than make up for in the same shit getting posted all the time. It is mostly a comfy board, though.

>> No.10308344


same, brother. disgusting, annoying creatures. never understood why someone would want one in their home.

>> No.10308360

They can't even stop themselves from begging for and eating what is clearly not theirs.

>> No.10308473

saw someone post it recently as "surly the egg faggot" and I had a chuckle

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sfw.. barely

>> No.10308540

Does anyone have any actual information on this guy? What country this is, etc?

>> No.10308557

my ass jiggles like that. smack me daddy

>> No.10308579

Later in the movie it steals the food.
Focusing on it was a kind of foreshadowing.

>> No.10308986

>man brands hot buns

>> No.10309043 [DELETED] 

Chinaman cheesecakes.

>> No.10309068

Chinaman cheesecake.

>> No.10309077

god you can tell hes made a billion of those. I just see 15 years of doing that watching him probably more. makes me tired.

>> No.10309183

That's known as prison mafungo for us yanks. Pretty hard on your commissary funds for the deluxe version depicted in this fags webm

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top keks

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>> No.10309299

>billion dollar popcorn
>is 5$

>> No.10309340

>We were supposed to have this 3 years ago

>> No.10309358

I trained my dog to go lie down in his bed when people are eating because I hated going over to all of my friend's houses as a kid and every single fucking one of their dogs would act like that gif to me. Just sit there in my face hawking over me while I ate. Never their owner too, probably because shitty training owners slapped their dog for snatching food or something so instead it would resort to tormenting the guest with food.

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Man I would be so embarrassed to be found in that place

>> No.10309418

How to spot a non-white

>> No.10309523

>Soy sauce
Get your tastebuds checked out

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that average price isn't the total bill at the end, its per meal you dumdum

>> No.10309712

I would eat the fuck out of that.
>I hate myself now, wtf

>> No.10309731

you will enjoy prison then.

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>> No.10310102

looks like fucking prison food

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>> No.10310317

Are they still alive when you eat them?

>> No.10310332

Yes, though they wish they weren't.

>> No.10310355

So my food now knows how I feel

>> No.10310385

It is literally prison food

>> No.10310398

What kind of person orders this

>> No.10310410

Does anyone have the famous webm with a bunch of american barbecued meats? A lot of diferent cuts, most blackened, almost no vegies (some pickles and maybe one small coleslaw), all greasy yet looking tasty

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like, just make four separate sandwiches
do these people even have editors?

>> No.10310596

more of jack

>> No.10310604
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>he waits for applause that will never come...

>> No.10310668

What a good pig

>> No.10310736

When you train your dog, you train it as much as you want it trained. My parents trained their dogs not to go on the furniture, but begging for food was allowed. I've known people that let their dogs on the furniture. The only furniture I let my dog on is my bed.

>> No.10310767

I'm whit as fuck and I agree with these guys. Fucking annoying smelly animals.

>> No.10310797


They were talking about dogs, not cats, dum dum.

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>> No.10310823

do you eat pussy like that

>> No.10310836

Jesus fuck cut your lettuce. Put half of that meat and cheese in there, or better yet JUST MAKE THE SANDWICHES SEPARATELY WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU GAIN FROM THIS RETARDED BURNT ASS RECIPE

>> No.10310859

its gold leafed. Its 5 dollars for a single kernel

>> No.10310870

>i cant read

>> No.10310954

Wankers, anon. That's who

>> No.10310985

>spreading mustard on lettuce leaves

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i dont but i can if i want to

>> No.10311063

damn that nigga grim

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>coal burning whore with her niglet half-caste
Absolutely disgusting.

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>> No.10311429


I’m not even sure if that was a parody video, but it’s probably the best thing I’ve ever seen with the tasty logo on it (aside from the part where they just melt cheese in a pot).

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>That filthy Indian eating eggs the entire time

>> No.10311539

great reading skills tyrone

>> No.10311583


the ultimate meme food.

>> No.10311610


No no no no no

>> No.10311821

That's what I thought when I first saw the Asian chick

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Designated shitting stall.

>> No.10311962

>that's cool ling, but can you just cook my fucking food?
no tip

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yo what the fuck? i thought poo in the loo was just a meme

>> No.10311996

oh god someone show him the wall from the designated shitting street thread

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>> No.10312043


Jesus Christ

>> No.10312095

Wearing Hollister while shitting in a field, interesting.

>> No.10312159

couldn't watch it, looks/sounds to gross

>> No.10312327

thats the first thing i thought. its gotta be bait

>> No.10312353


these make me feel really depressed for some reason

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>> No.10312420


It’s fucking queso with Korean ingredients. How does that seem in any way bad?

>> No.10312427

that korean ingredient is gross gochujang soaked fermented cabbage

>> No.10312485

Hrm, those bones are connected to a gristly bone-y plate especially at the ends.
I'm not sure what the parsley was all about. Maybe some cole slaw would have been a better idea, or some bread n butter pickles.

>> No.10312603

Eat well, pigger

>> No.10312632

he looks like he has mild downs or some shit

>> No.10312638

I wish that was poop

>> No.10312651

I don't even have a fitting brainlet pic for this brainlet post.

>> No.10312722

uhhhh i have the weirdest boner

>> No.10312755

What makes you think the only way out is through the front of the shack?

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>> No.10312788


Oh, so you don’t like kimchi. I was assuming texmex queso shit was the objectionable part.

>> No.10312811

yeah it's really just the kimchi I don't like, also I'd have to imagine this queso has a weird texture

>> No.10312847

>feeding a dog chocolate
this is so fucked up

>> No.10312855

>Grilled Cheese
>ham in it

they've gone too far

>> No.10312866

lol you're so white

>> No.10312898

what a fucking atrocity of an image. how the fuck do you read this. just throw in everyone's reaction image folder, i'm sure that will make the pic 5000x funnier

>> No.10312919

it is now

>> No.10312932

God, that was the first Jack webm that actually made me nauseous instead of just general disgust

>> No.10312952

Reality TV is a lie.

>> No.10312965

why are chinks so fucking cruel to food

>> No.10312980

i dont want no nasty niggers thouching my food

>> No.10312984

omg. why?

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>> No.10313011

not calling it kimcheese

>> No.10313061

Haha I am going to save this and post it in every webm thread even if the egg webm hasn’t been posted yet haha

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haha you're a faggot

>> No.10313130

so thats how she got lyme disease

>> No.10313211

Ching, Chong and their owner Chinaman

>> No.10313221


Whoa, dude, 'chinamen' is not the preferred nomenclature

>> No.10313314


>> No.10313321

>Haha, white people don't smother their food in hot sauce and actually like to taste their food
You sure showed me

>> No.10313322


>> No.10313330
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>all those poor dogs

>> No.10313339


1.1 billion people do it without being paid yet when i want to see it the price of the hooker goes up tenfold

>> No.10313366

>he makes his own tiny little eggs out of wax or whatever just so he can crack them
god damn i want to find this faggot and cut off his hands
i hate these videos

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>> No.10313478

it's a duck.

>> No.10313493

Tasty makes pretty much exclusively party foods, the purpose is to make your guests go "Hey that's neat!" more than it is to make good food in an efficient manner.

>> No.10313503

now post how she got chlamydia

>> No.10313506


>> No.10313601


is that seriously all he makes? 2 bits of bread with an egg in it? people buy this shit? how much does it cost?? why are they eating it? Why doesnt he put more shit in it and why is it so poorly made? Does the other guy make a similar sandwich? is it possible it's even shitter and that's why they go to this faggot's stall?

>> No.10313628

thats a pig you fucking buffoon

>> No.10313761

>1 Pizza slice is dinner
This always triggered me

>> No.10313776

Why you this

>> No.10313845

He's memeing anon, calm down

>> No.10313848

>going to the toilet where the toilet witch can grab your junk and pull you in to die a brown death
Shitlet detected.

>> No.10313852

Yeah. I hate this recent trend of full autism screenshots as well. It just reeks of of the ironic shitposting emoji meme crowd. Cunts should just off themselves.

>> No.10313907


Download video using hooktube or keepvid
cut using davinci resolve (legal free version)
then use Xmedia Recode
click video only
gop length 600
max frames to lag 25
Change the bitrate and res until you get a file size under 4mb. anything under 4 will upload.

All the above programs are free and high powered. The free versions are not trials and will work very well.

>> No.10313999

That's a CUTE oinker :)

>> No.10314014

That's just lovely :)

>> No.10314027

Oh god the both look so miserable.

But i would too if i had to make egg snadwitches 16 hours every day

>> No.10314043

Hey, anyone brave enough to buy my sweetroll?

>> No.10314329

When i first saw this i was 8 or something and i genuinely believed i would see this being a common household product before i was 17.

And i'm fucking pissed.

>> No.10314334

looks fake

>> No.10314339

I'm sure there is a law somewhere that states "if you go down on a bitch like that, it's assault."

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>> No.10314656

my niece would like this

>> No.10314670

>being so poor you can't afford to bribe the toilet witch

>> No.10314675
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>Tiny little bombs of grease

>> No.10314693

gets her some of them japes small food gummy things

>> No.10314880

That is how much a normal person eats.

>> No.10314940


There’s enough there for them each to have two slices, though. What always triggered my was that it’s a half pepperoni, half green pepper pizza; probably the least appealing pizza imaginable.

>> No.10315003


>> No.10315023
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do people really think 4chins just pulls everything out of its ass? most of it is greatly exaggerated but it comes from somewhere no matter how insignificant

>> No.10315032
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kimchi is great it's just spicy sauerkraut what's the problem are you not white or non honorary white or something?

>> No.10315114

>make sure you break open their mouths to express the horror in which they were prepared

>> No.10315122

someone needs to travel to whatever country this is and meet this legend and report back a thread for CK

>> No.10315139

I think you mixed up your maps though...

>> No.10315185

I was in that thread

>> No.10315205


>> No.10315278
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>> No.10315279

Well if it's a choice between a 100 degree outhouse filled with the most ungodly smells known to man or a breezy open field smelling of only fresh air and flowers i can kind of see why they do it. Build some actually decent toilets (not just a concrete hole in the ground above a pile of shit) and they might be able to solve this problem.

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I couldn't resist, the video is mouth watering.

And i was blown away, it's fucking delicious.

>> No.10315288


I like that element.

>> No.10315296
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Japanese omelette, folded over 1000 times

>> No.10315301

That's not a cast iron pan on high heat, with a dash of sweat. And where are the few slices of red onion? Pan doesn't look very oily either. Well, at least you got the dry bread right.
surly court jester/10

>> No.10315312

shove that carrot stump up your ass loser

>> No.10315315

There is tons of oil in there, can't you see the oil bottle? I was too lazy to slice onion though, but i tried to insert a bit of fried bacon into one of those and it's one my favorite go to meals from now on.
Unbelievably fast and easy yet delicious. I literally toss it on the pan and dinner is served 2 minutes later

>> No.10315318

Fuck you retard

>> No.10315321

I can't, the rest of the carrot is blocking the entrance, that is where the stub broke off ;_;

>> No.10315353


Serious question: why do you repost these shitty tasty webums? Do think this is reddit or your Facebook?

>> No.10315358

I don't have any good webms or OC, so I just repost shit in the hopes of scoring some (You)s while I'm drinking alone on my couch

>> No.10315367

>t. el goblino

>> No.10315373

>american white trash can't even afford eggs
then just eat berries and worms i guess, no need to get jelly like that

>> No.10315389

When i'm feeling sad I call my sister and let her give me a blowjob, it always cheers me right back up!

>> No.10315393

I'm not allowed to contact my sister for a very similar reason

>> No.10315398

>file deleted
fugg someone post it

>> No.10315403

You can go back to being flaccid. The video was some gross fat pig gorging on a chocolate cake in her underwear. It was disgusting (unless you are a tyrone who is into fat chicks in which case ..ew)

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why did you delete your post [>>10315282]
are you that insecure

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>> No.10315653

these "people" should kill themselves

>> No.10315666


We get it, you’re a poor fag. No need to keep reposting your insecurities.

>> No.10315671

I suppose if I was as mentally retarded as you I would find such things "comfy" as well

>> No.10315678

Fucking stupid.

>> No.10315810

>Replying to a post that's two days old
Why are you so autistic, anon? You're just proving him right

>> No.10315821

>replying to a post thats 30 min old

>> No.10315825


IG: rinnny_
FB: roherrine

>> No.10315832

I had this in Porto, it's pretty good

>> No.10315923


>> No.10315932

why does he lick the bottom of the pizza before he eats it?

>> No.10315939

I just noticed Marty Jr picking off the pepperoni.

>> No.10315952

2015 was the biggest letdown of my life.

>> No.10315957

>before i was 17.
well still a few years to go, it might happen

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shut up bitch it's a joke calm that autism

>> No.10316508

Its an average, any expensive meals would increase it. Median would make more sense

>> No.10316537

I do this every morning, really easy

>> No.10316722


>> No.10317246

I want to see a COPS style show about this patrol.

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