/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.10325784]

https://melmagazine.com/the-men-who-eat-like-boys-c72c39da18bf

https://archive.fo/smzpn

>“Yes, I was a super picky eater when I was little,” Brad admits over email. “My three main food groups were pastas (+ mac ’n’ cheese), hot dogs and chicken nuggets. I’d also have a milkshake before bed.”

>“Seriously, dude?” Ally asked after watching Brad eat buttered noodles off a paper plate for the fourth night in a row. She’s slowly expanded his culinary horizons since then, helping him realize the foods he “didn’t like” were based on opinions he’d formed as a 7-year-old. “Just try it,” became her mantra, and more often than not, he’d actually like it—to his own surprise. Two nights ago Brad even made pasta from scratch and washed it down with a glass of organic chocolate soy milk, and he now buys organic pizza bagels from Whole Foods.

[Anonymous No.10325890]

>>10325784
these people make me so sad

[Anonymous No.10325904]

What's wrong with roast chicken?

[Anonymous No.10325908]

>>10325784
>has gates to flavortown opened wide
>eating the same shit as before but "organic"
Sounds like Ally isn't particularly convincing

[Anonymous No.10325950]

>>10325784
>I'll straight up gag if I try to swallow vegetables
>generous side of mashed potatoes

Is this the power of the american education system?

[Anonymous No.10325954]

You'd think one day in your long, brutal fifty-six years you'd just be walking down the street and letting your mind drift and you'd think

>holy fuck something is seriously wrong with me

and you'd realize that yes, people eat and love all those different foods in the grocery store, and that you don't. And you'd get all fucked up worrying about how you only eat like three kinds of food while most people enjoy dozens, if not hundreds, of different foods. And then you'd probably try pretty hard to find out what the fuck was going on with all of it.

There's only one explanation for this thought process not happening: you are literally retarded.

[Anonymous No.10325975]

>>10325784
>organic chocolate soy milk
He could have just became a normal functioning adult, why did they have to feed him this shit.

[Anonymous No.10325988]

>>10325975
What's wrong with chocolate milk?

[Anonymous No.10325989]

>>10325784
>americans

[Anonymous No.10325993]

>>10325784
Do americans really feed their children like this?

[Anonymous No.10325996]

>>10325908
>choke down a veggie health medley
>i love you a-ally
>microwave a meat lovers pizza bagel when that bitch is at work

[Anonymous No.10326096]

I will never understand adults who are picky eaters. It's infantile, not to mention rude.

[Anonymous No.10326124]

>>10325784
>this is a manchild problem
>women don't do this
lol half of them would electrocute themselves if they had to put a poptart in a toaster

[Anonymous No.10326159]

>>10325784
I have some relatives like this on my mother's side. Also from Pennsylvania.

[Anonymous No.10326177]

>buttered noodles off a paper plate for the fourth night in a row
I consider myself a reforming picky eater but I was never anywhere near this pathetic.

[Anonymous No.10326327]

>>10326096
>infantile
Meaningless
>rude
Only to really anal people

There is nothing wrong with being choosy.

[Anonymous No.10326328]

>>10325988
Soy "milk"

[Anonymous No.10326341]

>>10325784
>he now even eats pasta, drinks chocolate milk and eats pizza bagels!

[Anonymous No.10326422]

>>10325784
For an entire summer I ate almost nothing but batchelor's chicken super noodles and now just the smell of them repulses me entirely. What point is there in life if you aren't at least a little adventurous? These days I order the weirdest thing a restaurant serves on the menu just to get away from being picky as fuck and it's led to some of the tastiest dishes I've ever eaten.

[Anonymous No.10326441]

>>10325784
I've served people like this. Forty year olds that get four kid's size cheese pizzas and shit like that.

[Anonymous No.10326997]

>>10326341
Like an adult

[Anonymous No.10327034]

>>10326327
This post can't not be bait

[Anonymous No.10327051]

>>10326327
You have the palate of a toddler

[Anonymous No.10327095]

i'm kind of confused how you guys are getting worked up about people's eating habits
it's amusing to read about but being emotionally touched by whether some 56 year old man can eat vegetables or not is kind of odd

[Anonymous No.10327117]

>>10325950

[Anonymous No.10327133]

>>10327095
Yeah but 4chan is full of shut ins that complain about EVERYTHING

I just sit back and enjoy the bitching at this point

[Anonymous No.10327139]

>>10325950
First thing I noticed too.
He's apparently getting plenty of vegetables in his diet since potatoes definitely count as vegetables. There's literally nothing wrong with his diet.

[Anonymous No.10327147]

>>10325954
>people eat and love all those different foods in the grocery store
People do a lot of things they shouldn't.

[Anonymous No.10327153]

>>10326124
No shit
>meet the men who eat like children
>this many people eat like this
Can’t even say it’s “this many men” in the article. They just focus on the men who do it.

[Anonymous No.10327159]

>>10327133
well sure complaining is great
but why this particular topic

[Anonymous No.10327256]

>>10327034
It is not bait.

>>10327051
Yeah, so? Does it affect you?

[Anonymous No.10327284]

>>10326096
>rude
It's rude to impose food on other people. It's something that's going to have to sit in their stomach and fire out their asshole, the least you can do is let them decide for themselves what that something will be. Your etiquette expectations are nowhere near important enough to justify agitating someone's stomach.

[Anonymous No.10327988]

>>10327095
Because I've lived and currently live with people like this, and it drives me insane. When you're at the point where American Chinese is too exotic for you, I don't even know why you'd want to be this picky.

[Anonymous No.10327997]

>Never eaten vegetables
>Eats potatoes

[Anonymous No.10328174]

>>10325950
>Is this the power of the american education system?
It is the fault of overly coddling parents. When the child says "I don't want it", they just give up and allow them to only eat tendies and mac and cheese.

When I was a kid, if I didn't want to eat what was for dinner, I just didn't eat that night. It sorted me out real quick.

[Anonymous No.10328192]

>>10328174
>When the child says "I don't want it", they just give up and allow them to only eat tendies and mac and cheese.
This. My mom was a picky eater when she was young. So when my bro was young and didn't like what she made for dinner she'd indulge him - let him have a hot dog instead. He's morbidly obese now.

[Anonymous No.10328204]

>gf's mother is picky
>she grew up with bland food
>i'm successfully expanding her horizons
Feels good

[Anonymous No.10328206]

>>10326159
I had an aunt who went to rehab for diet pepsi

[Anonymous No.10328207]

>>10328206
Did you really believe that?

[Anonymous No.10328208]

>>10325784
bit sexist

[Anonymous No.10328234]

>>10325784
Sounds like a confirmed case of pic related. Pathetic.

[Anonymous No.10328249]

>>10328207
I saw her refrigerator and her semi-mobile lardbod, so yes I did

[Anonymous No.10328254]

>>10328206
I have relatives who lived their entire lives not eating onions nor drinking "plain water".

[Anonymous No.10328272]

>>10325784
Honestly if you are fat and don't know how to cook then you really have no excuse.
I'm fat. I could care less about dying at 40-50.
But that reward of death is going to come from good food. Just too much of it.

[Anonymous No.10328284]

>>10328272
>I'm fat. I could care less about dying at 40-50.
Guess what? YOU really have no excuse.

[Anonymous No.10328309]

>>10328284
Oh yeah, how about the excuse of me not giving two fucks about what other people think?
That work for you dipshit?
I plan on enjoying my life, not withering in a wheel chair for the last 30 years of it.

[Anonymous No.10328320]

>>10328309
My great-grandfather was doing mission trips to haiti in his nineties. You're fucking yourself for no reason, but the pathetic bit is that you're proud of it.

[Anonymous No.10328323]

I fucking love it.

>he used to eat: pasta
>now he eats: pasta, pizza bagels and chocolate milk

PROGRESS!

[Anonymous No.10328326]

>>10326327
>being choosy
You mean picky

[Anonymous No.10328329]

I seriously think it has to do with growing up in a white household. My white mom would make really shit food so I assumed the food she made wasn't good, regardless of who made it.

When I would eat with my dad (hispanic), he would give me food and when I asked what it was, he would tell me "steak." Since I love steak, I believed him and I would eat everything. It helped the food I ate with him was actually delicious.

White people (at least in the past) were pretty shit at making food. Little to no spice and just bland in taste. This was a common trend with kids I grew up with as well. The white kids would order out more while the minorities would do home cooked meals that I would go out of my way to attend.

[Anonymous No.10328351]

>>10328320
I don't give a shit about what your faggy ass great grandfather was doing you insufferable twat.
>Proud of it.
You seem to confuse being proud of being fat with being proud that I can live my life however the fuck I want and there is nothing your faggot ass can do about it.

How much you weigh anon?

[Anonymous No.10328357]

>>10328329
>he would give me food and when I asked what it was, he would tell me "steak." Since I love steak, I believed him and I would eat everything
kek kids are fucking retarded

[Anonymous No.10328374]

>tfw I don't like green vegetables, olives, beans, whole wheat, offal, or meat from animals with less than 2 or more than 4 legs
I'm a picky eater but I still try to eat a variety of foods outside of the stuff I don't like. I'm eating chicken and sausage gumbo I made right now. I didn't put any okra in it though and picked out most of the celery.

[Anonymous No.10328426]

>>10328374
How do you not like fish or shrimp?

[Anonymous No.10328446]

>>10326341
This was the part that made me the angriest, like he's made some kind of serious progress going from eating roasted chicken and mashed potatoes to chocolate soy milk and "organic" bagel bites.

[Anonymous No.10328463]

>>10328329
>White people (at least in the past) were pretty shit at making food. Little to no spice and just bland in taste.
Will this meme ever die? Just because your mother is a dumb slut who never learned to cook doesn't mean that virtually every famous celebrity chef in the past 100 years has been white and nearly every cuisine you've ever encountered (yes, including your mexican dad's recipes) has its roots somewhere in Europe.

White people have started multiple wars and enslaved entire continents solely in order to obtain rare spices.

[Anonymous No.10328490]

>>10328426
smell bad

[Anonymous No.10328528]

>>10328309
Withering away on a wheelchair at 40 is exactly what's going to happen if you continue to eat like shit.

[Anonymous No.10328537]

>>10328463
Relax, my negro. Have you seen some of the shit white people put out back in the day? I swear they all employed the minorities to cook for them since their food was such trash. No need to be upset.

[Anonymous No.10328569]

>>10327284
Maybe their stomach wouldn't agitate from a normal fucking casserole if they'd eaten anything other than mac'n cheese and chicken nuggets for 4 decades

[Anonymous No.10328591]

>>10328463
the spices europeans wanted were ones like nutmeg and cinnamon. white people food has a bad reputation because northern european cooking is actually shit.

[Anonymous No.10328836]

I didn't think people like this existed, but I met one.

When he first started, I invited him out with some coworkers. He asked the waitress for his own basket of dinner rolls because it was the only food he wanted after looking at the menu. He eats poptarts and water for lunch every single day. I saw him shopping once and he only bought chips, cookies, and several types of bread (Bagels, english muffins, white bread loaves). I've never seen him eat meat, vegetables, fruit, cheese or really anything other than processed carbs.

I offered him a slice of pizza once and he said he doesn't like pizza. Any pizza.

[Anonymous No.10328976]

>>10326327
Just fucking kill yourself desu

[Anonymous No.10329019]

>>10327117
Why are none of those people white?

[Anonymous No.10329021]

>>10328836
is he autistic or on the spectrum?

[Anonymous No.10329025]

>>10328329
lmao, there's a black guy in the article
do everyone a favor and read before commenting

[Anonymous No.10329602]

>>10325784
>organic chocolate soy milk,

PERFECT IN EVERY WAY

[Anonymous No.10329606]

>>10326124
i can't tell most millennial woman to gb2/kitchen/ because they think sandwiches come from subway, very sad

[Anonymous No.10329632]

>>10325950
>>10327139

He's clearly talking culinarily, retards. Potatoes are usually grouped as a starch/carbohydrate when it comes to nutrition, as opposed to foods like broccoli, asparagus, leafy greens, peppers, etc. I know you'd be going "m-muh amuriguns" if he considered eating French fries every day as eating his veggies.

[Anonymous No.10329658]

>>10325784
this article is fucking insufferable in its unwarranted smugness

as if there aren't tons of useless fucking women who eat nothing but oreos and tendies

[Anonymous No.10329855]

>>10328329
>My white mom would make really shit food so I assumed the food she made wasn't good, regardless of who made it.
If we're talking Irish heritage I can believe it. The Irish are awfully picky eaters, and Americans of Irish heritage are the same.

[Borneo No.10329947]

i remember being a picky eater who refused all vegetables and would only shit once a week

then i moved out and had to learn to feed myself and discovered some cool new foods

plus doing tasting menus where ingredients i never knew of were prepared well for me changed my mind about a lot of things

[Anonymous No.10329960]

I don't eat fruit, seafood, or red meat. I love vegetables though.

[Anonymous No.10330057]

>>10328329
>a literal mutt trying to say that it's white people who are the problem

You can't make this shit up.

[Anonymous No.10330096]

I just don't eat things I know I will not like.

[Anonymous No.10330602]

>>10328174
My mom pulled that shit on me so I just started cooking food for myself, simple stuff like a sandwich or quesadilla.

[Anonymous No.10330640]

>>10325784
>washed it down with a glass of organic chocolate soy milk
So she turned him into a soy boy instead. Not much of an improvement.

[Anonymous No.10331500]

>>10330096
How do you know you won't like it if you never try it?

[Anonymous No.10331503]

>>10329606
>gb2/kitchen/
>2018
>millennial
>"very sad"
time for your pills gramps

[Anonymous No.10331560]

>>10329855
My Mom's Irish-American and man this rings true. Dried-out proteins, boring flavors. I think part of why I want to try every food I can is because of how boring a lot of the food in my house was growing up

[Anonymous No.10331577]

>>10331500
By extrapolating from similar foods. It's a foolproof method.

[Anonymous No.10331641]

>>10331577
Let's hear an example

[Anonymous No.10331674]

>>10331641
I know I won't like tomatoes because I don't like the taste of tobacco, and they're closely related.

[Anonymous No.10331689]

>>10331674
>I know I won't like tomatoes because I don't like the taste of tobacco
>he thinks tomatoes and tobacco taste anything alike
Holy shit.

[Anonymous No.10331777]

>>10331577
>It's a foolproof method.
>>10331674
>I know I won't like tomatoes because I don't like the taste of tobacco, and they're closely related.
I don't even know what to say to this idiocy. Other than
>foolproof
I think you have proven that to not be the case, whatsoever, at all.

[Anonymous No.10331948]

>>10331641
Different kinds of fish

[Anonymous No.10331957]

>>10331948
Like, you've tried one fish, you've tried them all... in every possible condition and preparation?

[Anonymous No.10332007]

>>10329019
because they are americans

[Anonymous No.10332031]

>>10325784
I can't blame him. Women can't cook for shit and western cooking is horrible when it comes to veggies.

[Anonymous No.10332056]

>>10331948
Retarded still. Maybe something like different kinds of apples, but a fish like salmon tastes nothing like catfish tastes nothing like cod.

[Anonymous No.10332165]

>>10331560
>I think part of why I want to try every food I can is because of how boring a lot of the food in my house was growing up
Can relate. I not only had bland Irish American mom cooking, but a picky bro and sis limiting things even more. You have no idea how desperate I was to discover an entire world of good eating once I got out on my own.

[Anonymous No.10332319]

>>10331674
>presumably 18 at least
>has never consumed a tomato

[Anonymous No.10332594]

Why do kids dislike vegetables so strongly anyway? It's like a universal thing among children. I remember being unable to eat broccoli because it triggered my gag reflex. Now, I love that shit.

[Anonymous No.10332622]

>>10325784
I'm ashamed to say I don't eat a lot of vegetables in my diet. I've definitely tried to rectify this but I still almost gag when I try to eat certain vegetables. It's less the taste and more the consistency, there's just something about a lot of vegetables' texture that makes them absolutely abhorrent to me and I don't know why. Like I'm fine with cooked peppers and onions but something like lettuce just sickens me.

[Anonymous No.10332632]

>>10327997
Potatoes are barely vegetables and are basically junk food if they're anything but baked.

[Anonymous No.10332635]

>>10329855
Irish food is shit and bland because all Irish people could afford for centuries was shit and bland food. Pic related is an Irish dish.

[Anonymous No.10332675]

>>10332622

I've tasted this feel. The taste and texture of peas fills me with absolute disgust. Fucking hate those little green bastards.

[Anonymous No.10333094]

>>10332594
bitter taste

[Anonymous No.10333364]

>tfw I gag if I eat anything
>every eating experience is awful for me
>going to the restaurant ever is awkward
>as an adult I just live off bread, protein shakes, and tons of multivitamins

It sucks and what makes it worse is people like the ones who post on /ck/ just think I'm being an asshole

[Anonymous No.10333372]

>never eaten a vegetable
>eats potatoes

when are white people going to learn what words mean

[Anonymous No.10333375]

>>10325784
I don't understand how these people are able to shit... They must be constantly taking laxatives or something

[Anonymous No.10333382]

>>10325975

Its the big city these places are full of the most untolerable people

[Anonymous No.10333403]

>>10333375
potatoes have plenty of fiber

that said they're probably chronically low in many nutrients.

[Anonymous No.10333443]

>>10333372
potato is a starch you absolute fucking brainlet retard

[Anonymous No.10333447]

i'm not this bad, but honestly being a super picky eater sucks D I C K.

i fucking hate tomatoes, onions, and mushrooms. Almost everything else I'm cool with, but I cannot stand those 3 foods, and they are staples in so many dishes. It's annoying as fuck.

[Anonymous No.10333905]

>>10325950
when people say vegetables theyre usually referring to cruciferous vegetables, I've found

[Anonymous No.10333953]

>>10327095

Then these people get sick and they expect everyone else to pay for their healthcare.

Loss of freedom and fat shaming is the flip side to universal healthcare.

[Anonymous No.10334168]

>>10331674
What about tomacco?

[Anonymous No.10334253]

>>10325784
This seriously makes me frustrated. Like, how have these people made it go adulthood with a vitamin and mineral deficiency? And I assume they're all obese pieces of shit.

[Anonymous No.10334300]

>>10327997
Vast majority of people peel the skin off of potatoes, striping it of the majority of it's nutrients. After that, the potato is little more than a sack of carbs.

[Anonymous No.10334302]

>>10328174
This. Guess what kid? You're gonna be hungry real fast. Smack that hand that tries to go for cookies or any other snacks.

[Anonymous No.10334329]

>>10331674
>>10331577
This has to be bait. There's no way someonr actually thinks this unless they are literally retarded.

[Anonymous No.10334376]

>>10325784
Actually, vegetables are bad for you.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yj_Bc9hdHa0

[Anonymous No.10334416]

>>10328351
It's comforting to know you'll die this miserable

[Anonymous No.10334643]

>>10333364
>I gag if I eat anything
Literally how

[Anonymous No.10334678]

>>10333364

I sort of know that feel. Though I won't gag, I have little desire to eat and too rely on protein shakes and calorie-heavy shortcuts to get by. I grew up as an extremely picky eater and have a shit body to atone for it.

[Anonymous No.10334836]

>>10332635
The Irish were a subjugated people for a while. And those who arrived in America mostly came here because it was risk the passage across the Western Ocean or starve to death. Even then you might starve to death on the Coffin Ship. The culture of subjugated people tends to lean toward great music and violence because they live under extreme situations. But it only takes a generation or two of food insecurity to trash a cuisine. You see what the Depression and WWII did to British and American cuisine. Or what the first half of the 20th Century did to German cuisine. The Irish went through centuries of that kind of insecurity under the plantation system. Of course their cuisine is utter shit. And those wretched who arrived on our eastern shores (Burgerland) brought their shit taste with them, and passed it down through their large families. When you meet someone on the East Coast with man-baby taste it's a pretty safe bet there are shamrocks in their bloodline.

[Anonymous No.10335019]

I think some of the problem too is that poorer families are less likely to try branching out when buying food.
Why buy food you aren't sure that your family will enjoy? If it comes out wrong, or just doesn't taste good, that's money that could have been spent on something familiar.
I've grown up with this, and have a hard time shaking that mentality, especially when eating out.
>I could try that new Greek restaurant, but I have no experience with Greek food, so I'll go somewhere I've been before, and order the same thing I've gotten the last 10 times I was here

[Anonymous No.10335100]

>>10335019
>I've grown up with this, and have a hard time shaking that mentality, especially when eating out.
I have a niece like that. I take her out to eat at immigrant places and order some dishes. She asks about the particulars of each and I tell her I have no idea. I ordered them to find out. She was aghast. But what if you don't like it? That's why I ordered a bunch of dishes for the table. But I understand some folks can't deal with that. They want their own plate that's their own meal instead of just passing everything around the table. I really don't like eating out with people like that.

[Anonymous No.10335310]

>>10332594
Children's palettes are not fully developed yet that is why, they're literally different than an adults
There's also this thing where a mothers pregnancy cravings affect the child's palette and preferential flavours in the womb, so if you mom binged on broccoli and pickled onions you'll probably like those at a younger age than if she binged on cake and ice cream

[Anonymous No.10335320]

>>10325784
Sounds like my brother in law. His diet almost solely consists of meat and potatoes. The closest he gets to fruit/veggies is that he will drink apple juice on occasion.

[Anonymous No.10336106]

>>10335310
It has to do with taste buds. Kids have more and thus tastes are way stronger, so it's probably just too overwhelming for them. Bitters are worst, salty and sweet are more easily handled and why some people can just dump that shit on whatever they eat.
Kids also have higher sense of smell.
Humans are fucking weird.

[Anonymous No.10336461]

>>10334643
>>10334678
I think I'm going to kill myself

People think I'm just being a bitch or are acting too good for their food when in reality eating most things is a mental and physical battle with everything fighting against me. I guess to normal people it'd be like if you tried to eat literal shit out of a toilet and your entire being fights against that.

I'm not lying by the way . I was recently pushed to try ranch DIP and it left me in a cold sweat and shaking .

It was ok. But that was just dip and I am way worse around real food.

My life is pretty pathetic

[Anonymous No.10336570]

>>10336461
Literally get professional help.

[Anonymous No.10336999]

>>10336461
Yeah bud you need a professional to get involved. Make some calls.

[Anonymous No.10337658]

>>10334836
why do people keep blaming the war for food being shit? france got the shit blown out of it in both world wars and it still manages to have good food. anglo and germanic food is shit because it was always shit, not because people forgot how to cook.

[Anonymous No.10337755]

>>10328234
>when a woman refuses to do anything around the house
Yea fuck off with this "partnership" bullshit
My gf does my laundry and makes me dinners regularly

[Anonymous No.10337759]

>>10328329
It's a symptom of the 1960s easy bake culture generated by corporations, it killed any cooking skills in white america
That and women don't learn how to cook anymore so when they have kids all they can make is trash

[Anonymous No.10337764]

>>10336570
Its the medical industry that has allowed weakness like his to thrive in the first place. The Greeks knew what to do when a child was too weak to survive...

[Anonymous No.10337791]

>>10337764
>The Greeks knew what to do when a child was too weak to survive...

fuck it?

[Anonymous No.10337819]

>>10325993
You'd be surprised, believe you me.

[Anonymous No.10338014]

>>10328329

t. buzzfeed writer

[Anonymous No.10338056]

>>10337759
I moved in with my GF's family 2 years ago, and I agree- older white people have terrible taste in food. I used to cook every single dish from Alton Brown's Good Eats, but now I'm forced to stick with simple easy to cook foods that don't make weird smells.

Here are the foods I had to say goodbye to because it weirds out older white people:

- roasted peppers (makes the house uninhabitable, even if the peppers are for Chile Rellenos and therefore not spicy at all)
- curry (they hate curry the most of any other ethnic food)
- beans FROM SCRATCH in a dutch oven
- bacon (I can't have delicious food in the fridge or it "tempts" them into overeating. Did I mention everybody's overweight?)
- real butter, LARD (these things don't make you fat. I eat a lot of butter and lard and I'm athletic! Then again I'm not white, so maybe fat is just genetic or maybe just "in your head".)
- garlic + soysauce and asian-style food in general.

Nowadays, I ONLY eat chicken salad sandwiches in the morning and burgers in the afternoon, followed by bananas/fruit before bed. Why? Because I hate cooking in a white household, and these are the only things that taste delicious while requiring no prep time at all.

[Anonymous No.10338066]

>>10338056
I can't have blocks of cheese in the fridge either because fat white people WILL STRAIGHT UP EAT MY WHOLE ENTIRE GIANT BLOCK OF CHEESE BY ITSELF, COLD, FROM THE FRIDGE, LITTLE BY LITTLE UNTIL IT'S ALL GONE. Seriously, wtf white people? WHy can't you let me enjoy my cheese slowly at my own pace? Why do you have to eat cheese by itself???

[Anonymous No.10338075]

>>10338066
Sorry to tripple post, but I forgot one thing: I can't leave a pint of ice cream in the freezer for more than a week before the family deciders that it's abandoned and therefore up for grabs.

Who eats a whole pint of ice cream in one go? I can only do spoonfuls at a time, occasionally. Wtf white people?

[Anonymous No.10338151]

>>10336461

[Anonymous No.10338222]

>>10338056
It depends how old they are
My grandmothers are both excellent cooks though they both cook fairly traditional English dishes (lots of savoury stuff like pies and beef) but it's all very rich and tasty, even one grandmother experiments a bit with curry and came make some really nice stuff

My mother on the other had was a pretty terrible cook until recent years since she's put an effort into learning (after I've already moved out)

[Anonymous No.10338426]

>>10336461
jesus christ ending your life is probably a good call.

make sure to leave a note explaining you did it because you dislike food. that way everybody can laugh at you.

[Anonymous No.10338570]

>>10328174
>grew up eating whatever I got
>was overweight fatass
>realized I could limit my diet to only foods I liked to eat and count calories
>become skinny
>picky eater as an adult but capacity to eat anything just don't want to
Honestly being picky is probably in most people's best interest.

[Anonymous No.10338580]

>>10325784
I never ate like that, and was certainly not a man at the age of four. It's not how boys eat, it's how retards eat.

[Anonymous No.10338586]

The vast majority of picky eaters I've encountered in my life have been female.
But I guess that's expected.

[Anonymous No.10339188]

>>10338075
I feel sorry for you, i'm guessing you live with them for financial reasons. Make that money and find yourself a proper home.

[Anonymous No.10339201]

>>10325954
There's something humorous about a post about people painfully lacking in introspection on 4chan

[Anonymous No.10339468]

>>10334416
i was tempted to pull a
>you sound nice
but your type never fastens the humanity mask on particularly tightly

[Anonymous No.10339487]

>>10336461
>have a seat anon what seems to b the problem
>thanks doc yeah i can't eat food

[Anonymous No.10339690]

>>10327284
T. Millennial

[Anonymous No.10339706]

>>10325784
I'm ashamed to admit that I'm still a picky eater and never managed to grow out of it
It doesn't affect me a lot, but things like raw cheese or butter still disgust me. This includes both healthy and unhealthy foods
what do anons?

[Anonymous No.10340187]

>>10331689
>>10331777
>>10332319
>>10334168
>>10334329
That was bait, btw. I didn't make the "foolproof method" comment.