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[Anonymous No.10327195]

I made a poem about Chicago Style Pizza. I hope you like it.

Out in Chicago
I set up my little pizza place
that was shaped like a small tower,
while the other big name
Pizza Place New York,
moved in on my business
and had a lot more power,
their shit NY style pizzas were made as
if on an assembly line
with little garlic
tiny bits of sauce and
hardly any toppings
all baked on top of the pizza,
while with my pizza I took
a little longer to make,
all hand made crust,
cheese and toppings BAKED INTO the pizza,
and a generous amount of sauce that was to die for,
they used all kinds of different
ads and slogans to get more customers,
while alls I had was an electric sign
that blinked on and off "were open,"
then one day as fate would have it,
there was a moderate earthquake,
and my pizza place ended up slanting
a bit instead of standing straight up,
now tilting about 10 degrees eastward,
thought I might have to shut it down,
but thank God the planning commissioner
and inspector said it was
still safe and sound,
and much to my surprise,
I got frequented by more and more customers
who said it was not only that they loved
the taste of my old fashioned Chicago style pizza,
and how I always warmly smiled and greeted,
but also the new look of my now
unique leaning tower of pizza
God bless Chicago.

[Anonymous No.10327229]

>>10327195
Wow

[Anonymous No.10327237]

>>10327195
I cried at the end.