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>> No.10331489
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>what would you do for a klondike bar?

>> No.10331510
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original italian recipe

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Anyone that replies to this will instantly die

>> No.10331516

eggs, stall, get out, etc

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mmmmm

>> No.10331535

(you) fucked up the filename, retard

>> No.10331555

>>10331522
JESUS H

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>>10331514
Bye cruel world!

How does he get out without brea..

>> No.10331636

>>10331631
Are you in Heaven? How is it like? please reply

>> No.10331643

>>10331555
JESUS HECK

>> No.10331659

>>10331514
how get out no break eggs?

>> No.10331698

>>10331636
It's great. They're having a huge barbecue today it seems. I can smell the roasting of meat.

>> No.10331758

>>10331522
I guess its nice that actual retards like Jack can find love and employment

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>> No.10331787

>>10331514
HDHGOOTWBTE?

>> No.10331794

>>10331779
What the fuck? Are they ok?...

>> No.10331810

>>10331779
This is really disturbing from a consumer perspective.
I mean, I am sure they have a straining part somewhere in whatever that grain is going to used for but still. Birds are filthy disease carrying animals.

>> No.10331828

>>10331779
Natural selection at its finest.

>> No.10331832

>>10331794
yes they are fine. there is a pillow at the bottom that catches them and a friendly farm hand picks them up and feeds them before releasing them back into the wild to live a long bird life.

>> No.10331865

>>10331810
Yeah I really hope this was from some investigative report type video that was used to get this place shut down for not having whatever they're supposed to have to keep birds from doing this.

>> No.10331871

>>10331514
Someone please post the virgin vs chad image

>> No.10331875

>>10331514
>>10331787

>> No.10331938

>>10331865
Someone just left the hatch open, shit happens. How serious this is depends on context.

Hopefully they put on an interlock on the hatch after that. Also hopefully someone went to shut it down, if he discovered it alone and just stood there filming it's a poor show.

>> No.10332045

>>10331489
what an idiot

>> No.10332110

>>10331810
its russian btw

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>>10331489
That has nothing to do with /ck/, newfag.

>> No.10332213

>>10331510
What the fuck. I can't tell if these videos are intentional or not any more.

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>> No.10332247

>>10331510
An animal dies for this

>> No.10332257

>>10331514
How does he break the eggs without getting out of there?

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>>10331871

>> No.10332320

>>10331510
What channel is this, I am horrified but curious

>> No.10332324

>>10332320
Discovery Channel

>> No.10332334

>>10332324
I don't think they allow gore on TV

>> No.10332340

>>10332334
Well I saw it on the Discovery Channel so whatever man

>> No.10332370

>>10331514
how does he get out of there without breaking all the eggs.

>> No.10332377

>>10331631
>>10331659
>>10331787
>>10331871
>>10331875
>>10332257
>>10332370
I legitimately and unironically hate all of you

>> No.10332378

>>10331489
CringeFolder = CringeFolder + 1

>> No.10332384

>>10332247
so.

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>> No.10332424

>>10332377
come say that to my face (dick)

>> No.10332425

>>10332417
why are people so retarded

>> No.10332434

>>10332425
>why are mainland chinks so retarded

fixed.

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>>10332417
I thought he was gonna eat it completely unstung. Dang.

>mfw realize he's eating honey but also bee eggs, larvae, and pupae

>> No.10332438

>>10332434
as if there aren't enough retarded mutts who would do the exact same thing for a couple of clicks on youtube

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>> No.10332542

>>10332437
Apparently the larvae or pupae, I'm not sure which, are the best part because of how sweet they are.

>> No.10332569

>>10332378

CringeFolder++ cmon dude

>> No.10332573

>>10331462
no show a 600lb american woman eating the final product

>> No.10332585

>>10332417

I got bit on the lip last summer while mowing the lawn. hurt like a motherfucker and had a swollen lip for three days. fucker really grabbed on and stabbed the fuck out of me.

>> No.10332590

>>10332458
do americans really do this?

>> No.10332606

>>10332590

nah its a euro thing I think

>> No.10332629

>>10332590
Eat in the car? Yeah.

>> No.10332660

>>10332590
the average american lives 90% of their life in their car, often not leaving it for days on end

>> No.10332926

>>10332590
i am american, and i had a patient who loved mayo and banana sammidges. he was like 95, so it's probably a super old school thing to do.

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>>10332458

>> No.10332978

>>10332660
I have actually lived for years in several vehicles. One car, one van, one bus.

>> No.10333017

>>10332949
i gagged

>> No.10333019

>>10332204
Impressive.

>> No.10333022

>>10332320
ALLO PEE PAW AN AM BACK COOKEN AGEN

kay's good cooking

>> No.10333039

>>10332417
i like how he is surprised that he got stung

>> No.10333073

>>10332590
I've been told Elvis did this with peanut butter added, so yeah

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When was the last time you were this happy at work?

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>> No.10333097

>>10333091
Holy shit that's impressive

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>the next egg guy

>> No.10333137

>>10333117
That's fucking disgusting

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>>10333137
Because he eats with his hands or wipes with them?

Also is lassi pretty much thin yogurt or milk keffir?

>> No.10333147

>>10333136
Is he an aspiring Hibachi chef?

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>>10333147

>> No.10333150

>>10333144
Because he is Indian, mostly.

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Should I still be proud that I'm the one who originally made this webm?

>> No.10333183

>>10333181
You didn't and no.

>> No.10333184

>>10333183
Yes I did.

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>>10333181
Yeah why not it gets enough exposure

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>>10333198
She is so bad at it too

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>> No.10333209

>>10331832
Don't lie to these autists.

>> No.10333219

>>10333201
>>10333198
Her Kwanzaa cake is on point though

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=we2iWTJqo98

>> No.10333220

>>10333181
I feel bad for that dude

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>> No.10333227

>>10331758
That's Kay not Jack

>> No.10333230

>>10333221
where did we go so wrong?

>>10333187
jolly webm

>> No.10333233

>>10331514
how does he get out of the eggs without breaking himself?

>> No.10333235

>>10333206
That's a weird coincidence I just watched that episode today

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>> No.10333269

>>10333206
I wonder if she remembers what the floor was.

>> No.10333272

>>10331514
Kirr me

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>>10333219
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=HJIsi2yoC7Q

Fun game to play is to take a shot everytime she has an awkward silence and you just hear crinkling or the hum of the recording equipment although she would probably be awesome as a YouTuber nowadays desu

>> No.10333274

>>10333269
Floor color*

>> No.10333275

>>10333269
Well she wouldn't be keeping all this stuff if she didn't know what it was

>> No.10333281

>>10333073
Elvis didn't use mayo, just PB and banana

>> No.10333289

>>10331631
>>10331659
>>10331787
>>10332257
>>10332370
>>10333233
there are tubes under the eggs

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>>10333273
>Holy shit that's alot of cocoa powder
>Fancy canned stuff
Also I watched a few YouTubers recreate the Kwanzaa cake and all the cinnamon ruins what is otherwise a sugary angel food cake

>> No.10333300

>>10333281
And bacon and jelly. Good shit.

>> No.10333319

>>10332458
>mexican hands
hard workers need their carbohydrates!

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>>10333329
The future is getting mowed down by an unstopping unfeeling automobile but not cooking related

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>>10333338
Wouldn't dehydrated potatoes and like a seasoning packet be better then prefried crushed potato chips?

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>>10333338
>not cooking related
i didn't realise that from the thumb, sory.

it's not too late to delete it. should i?

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>>10333351
Nah I wouldn't worry about it, you are contributing and it happens during a dump

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>>10333362
i agree but mods already took care of it. meh

>> No.10333404

>>10333319
>Joey
>hard worker
you alright m8? he's a fat fucking shill that eats fast food for YouTube bucks.

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>>10333404
i didn't realise it was a joey vid
why the fuck do people subscribe to watch a fat fuck eat shit in his car? it baffles me. is he a role model?

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>> No.10333422

>>10333411
https://www.youtube.com/user/JoeysWorldTour

just look at his vids, he's a shill faggot fatfucking loser for fast food.

>> No.10333427

>>10333356
Goddamn those look great

also I think there's more fish on those nigiri than there usually are

>> No.10333432

>>10333422
yea thanx, but i don't want to see what i can' unsee. i saw him vomiting on himself once and that was enough to scar my eyes for life.

but yea, i'm certainly no fan and i don't know why other people watch him. i just don't see the appeal, other than to maybe feel betetr about themsleves by comparison.

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>> No.10333505

>>10333475
Im sorry what?

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>> No.10333511

>>10333505
thats what happens when you kill crabs

>> No.10333522

>>10332590
russians do this, in fact russians consume more mayo than ketchup on average.

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>> No.10333530

>>10333085

did they just fertilized the eggs?

>> No.10333532

>>10333117

indians need to be exterminated.

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>>10333530
yeah

>> No.10333536

>>10333511
ur mum just took a pill for that.

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>>10333533
That looks highly useful and I will use it on a daily basis.

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>>10333541

>> No.10333551

>>10333526

american food is fucking
disgusting!

>> No.10333557

>>10333331
he ate the dog next

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>>10333547
I love the future.

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>> No.10333566

>>10331794
They are fine, it empties out to the other side, the birds are going in on purpose to eat and even continue eating when they are sucked under, then when they pop out on the other end, they fly up and go back in, because it's fun to them

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>>10333559
Ain't it grand

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>>10333573

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>>10333576

>> No.10333593

>>10331631
>>10331659
>>10331787
>>10331871
>>10331875
>>10332257
>>10332370
I think I need to set the record straight. The reason you never get the answer is because of this: everyone who knows how to get out of there without breaking the eggs has been sworn to a vow of silence. They have mastered the art of Egg foo Young, the high cholesterol martial arts that requires those of strong hearts to master, mostly because it helps with the artery clogging.

>> No.10333600

>>10333541
This is retarded, but it's retarded in a way that I really like

>> No.10333605

>>10331462
Could people allergic to peanuts get sick or die if they breathed the peanut dust?

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>>10333475
>This kills the squid

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>>10333605
Yes it would in fact close up their lungs

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>>10333617

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>> No.10333624

>>10333617
How does someone that fat not know how to eat food?

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>>10333623

>> No.10333633

>>10331514
How egg break egg there eggs out there breaks

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>>10333236

That is a beautiful cutting board
probably costs a mint though

>> No.10333637

>>10331794
Look up "grain hopper".

They can fly away if they wanted, but they're pretty conscious of what they're doing

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>> No.10333641

>>10332238
Scary

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>>10333632
>37 seconds in

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>>10333635
That's cool as fuck but you just know one of those runners is getting stuck or comes off the track and that shit will be forever half open with everything lopsided in one of the carts

>> No.10333651

>>10333541
that's really cool

>> No.10333653

>>10331794
You're cute anon, I love you

>> No.10333654

>>10333156
C U T E

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>> No.10333657

>>10333181
How does HE get out of there without breaking the eggs?

>> No.10333660

>>10332458
God fucking damn it dude, my mom knew a lady that would feed her kids mayo tacos. Basically tortillas with mayo and that’s it.

>> No.10333662

>>10333655
>how to become a fatass

>> No.10333666

>>10333181
How does he keep people from breaking into his house through the eggs?

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>>10333660
How poor was the area you grew up in?
That there is some serious struggling with drug addiction type shit

>> No.10333670

>>10333625
What are tongs

>> No.10333673

>>10333668
Cute duck!

>> No.10333678
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>>10331514
EG!!!

>> No.10333681
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>> No.10333688
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10333688

>> No.10333695

>>10333160
>>10333156
I have jerked off to this so much. The idea of laying her down in a bed and taking off her Jean's to see a hairy pubic mound, as I slide my cock in her and seeing her arms flail as I fuck the palsy out of her

>> No.10333745
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>>10333688
This was supposed to be future. Instead we get fucking wifi enabled salt shakers.

>> No.10333747

>>10331514
HOW

>> No.10333757

>>10333144
This is so fucking hot. I't be better if the cake was made of shit.

>> No.10333762

>>10331698
underrated

>> No.10333763
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>>10331514
How not brek egu

>> No.10333768

>>10331462
Peanuts are disgusting desu
>tfw I had to unironically make PB&J to mask its shitty taste

>> No.10333777

>>10333566
Really?
I wonder how they make it through the sharp spinning archimedes screw that 'pumps' the grain.

>> No.10333781

>>10333144
I need the sauce on this webm m8

>> No.10333783

>>10333681
>something something millenials

>> No.10333785

>>10333227
I have seen so many people say that a Kay webm is Jack that Im not sure if its becoming a meme just so they can get someone to correct them. epic b8

>> No.10333787
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>> No.10333806

>>10332377
Don't be so jealous.

>> No.10333813

>>10333632

>more bread than anything else
>corn and chickpeas on a burger

Oh, its mexicans. Carry on.

>> No.10333828
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>>10333649

Ive installed them in peoples homes before. They are a bitch and a half to put in, and then its a massive culsterfuck to align the door properly because of aton of different variables. And then after all that fucking around the weight of the mechanism will still throw the door out of alignment in a few months, needing re-adjustment.

Theres also the problem where people are stupid fucks, and open the mechanism further than it was designed for, and damage it so it no longer closes properly.

Its a gimmicky, overpriced piece of shit. Get a lazy susan cabinet instead.

>> No.10333842

>>10333828

>lazy susan, brought to you by the target corporation

>> No.10333914

>>10333156
dangerous. one may fall in love with her

>> No.10333938

>>10331779
imagine being this fucking stupid

no seriously, imagine what life must be like when you have the brain of a pigeon

>> No.10333946

>>10333085
that looks like it feels good wtf

>> No.10333964

>>10333946
For the dude or the fish?

>> No.10333966

>>10333541

If you don't buy the fucking kit with the giant anovo looking thing that does exactly what you can do with a drinking straw and your thumb that "entire kit" would cost less than a fifth of that price, and yet they still have to add a disclaimer that it requires precision.

>> No.10333967

>>10333964
the fish

>> No.10333969

>>10333967

>t. virgin

>> No.10333973

>>10333969
yeah sorry I don't know how being a fish and having my eggs pushed out would feel like

>> No.10333977

>>10332370
classic post

>> No.10333978

>>10333745
>hey bro can I get some salt on this?
>nah dude, internet is down

>> No.10333983

>>10333978
>reposting lame joke responses to lame webms

>> No.10333987

>>10333973

Here are the obvious analogies:

>you're a grill on the rag and you get repeatedly punched in the gut to make you forget the cramps
>you're a grill on the rag and get fisted until you squirt for the first time in your life
>you're a duck undergoing gavage

Pick two.

>> No.10334018

>>10333117
You cut the grand finale where he shits on the floor and the rats eat it

>> No.10334021

>>10333136
This is Bulgaria?

>> No.10334023

>>10334018

>namefag "humor", everyone

>> No.10334029

>>10333983
A bit too salty. A shame your internet wasn't down.

>> No.10334031

>>10333983
where do you think you are?

>> No.10334041

>>10332949
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZvKnETh3xH0
I'm sorry.

>> No.10334046 [DELETED] 

>>10333236
Mfw i thought it was a nigger touching raw food but it was just black gloves. Phew!

>> No.10334048

>>10334018
>>10334021
>>10334046
Fuck off.

>> No.10334064

>>10333198
Oh god! Thank you for introducing me to this. Im going to watch all her shows instead of going to work today. Pmsl actually pooed a little bit

>> No.10334066

>>10333206
I was thinking of doing a cooking show with a messy, gross kitchen as the main piece/joke, but I don't think I could top that shit v

>> No.10334078

>>10333559
>Racially diverse social groups
HAHAHAHA WEW LAD

>> No.10334082

>>10333366
How

>> No.10334090

>>10334082
by not being a namefaggot in an anonymous community you spastic

>> No.10334096

>>10333533
Does this work for coke?

>> No.10334122

>>10333144
HER SWEAT AND BLOOD WENT INTO THIS CAKE

>> No.10334124

>>10333221
did they fuck?

>> No.10334128

>>10333337
>people eating
more like hipsters eating

>> No.10334130

>>10334128
agreed, fuck those tatted numale faggots

>> No.10334166

>>10333156
>be me
>have a girl with palsy
>people laughing when seeing me with flailing monkey tard
>people don't know palsy girls rule in bed
>does every possible perversion I can think of
>spasms while cumming, so intense I cum also
>filled her pussy and ass to the brim many many times.
>sucks dick like no other normal girl.
>seeing this vid makes me feel so sad she left town.
>best fucktoy I ever owned.

You don't know what you're missing, bros.

>> No.10334177

>>10334166

>people laugh at me
>can put her into every possible position
>has spasms
>doesn't suck dick like a normal grill

Kek.

>> No.10334181

>>10333777
Spiral power, of course.

>> No.10334183

>>10332378
retard

>>10332569
patrician

>> No.10334184
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>>10333206
Kill that bitch with the missing tooth! THE TOOTH!

>> No.10334186

>>10333085
fuck thats sexy

>> No.10334190

>>10334166
>be (You)
>posting fantasies as realities
>anonymously on the internet
like, who does that!

>> No.10334193

>>10333777
There are no sharp spinning screws

>> No.10334199

>>10333987
Wrong
Like having all the shit in your intestines fly out a once

>> No.10334204

>>10333688
How does she not burn her hands on that plate?

>> No.10334212

>>10334124
They both have AIDS so i assume those faggots did.

>> No.10334215

>>10332417
Wow, they really are ant people.

>> No.10334224

>>10333337
I used to eat like that. Then I moved out. I miss it every day.

>> No.10334227

>>10332238
I want a gif of that woman's reaction at the beginning

>> No.10334234

>>10332573
Peanut butter is too nutritious for obese americans to enjoy.

>> No.10334236

>>10334227
I want world peace and someone to love. Wanna make a deal?

>> No.10334237

>>10332590
No.

>> No.10334239

>>10334204
It's an hydrator, not a microwave!

>> No.10334240
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>>10334199
The ultimate relief

>> No.10334242

>>10333530
>>10333533
No? they salted them you absolute retards.

>> No.10334243
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>>10331522

>> No.10334244

>>10332573
search for the following on youtube:
>Autistic Girl Rubs Peanut Butter on Herself
thank me later

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>>10333161

>> No.10334254

>>10332569
>not ++CringeFolder

>> No.10334261

>>10334041
Fucking lost it on the close-up at 0:45.

>> No.10334265

>>10334254
>Not using += 1

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>>10333206

>> No.10334279

>>10333681
> It all started as a joke

>> No.10334298
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>>10332378
>>10332569
>>10334254
inc CringeFolder

...and that's final because there's no way I could guess the address of anon's CringeFolder variable to write this down the proper, binary way.

>> No.10334303

>>10334298

That's clearly the first time she's ever done that.

>> No.10334304

>>10334298
>Box::new(CringeFolder).map(|c| c +=1 )

>> No.10334327

>>10333966
>>10333651
>>10333600
Adventurous foodies unite!!!!

>> No.10334353

>>10334212
good.

>> No.10334378

>>10332949
Do americans really do this?

>> No.10334435

A wise person one told me 'you will never break the eggs if you never leave the fort'.
Really stuck with me

>> No.10334439

>>10334304
If that's ruby you need curly braces for the block

>> No.10334440

>>10334439
shut the fuck up nerd

>> No.10334462

>>10334440
:(

>> No.10334464

>>10334435
reply to the webm you coward loser

>> No.10334465
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>>10333206

>> No.10334478

I got bit on the lip last summer while mowing the lawn. hurt like a motherfucker and had a swollen lip for three days. fucker really grabbed on and stabbed the fuck out of me.

>> No.10334491

>>10333348
That looks like cum.
I want it.

>> No.10334494

>>10334190
Actually. it's true. God damn, I miss that spastic bitch!

>> No.10334500

>>10333149
more?

>> No.10334502

>>10333605
is that a murder plan?

>> No.10334518

>>10334298
>>10334304
succ cringeFolder

>> No.10334522

>>10333181
That guy just sells eggs and is in the same commercial outfit as Surly, 90% sure.

>> No.10334527

>>10333194
The way this video is cut reminds me of that hot skinny vegan who always gets posted. Now I have a confused boner.

>> No.10334528

>>10334242
>he thinks salt comes from fish
Sounds like you're the retard.

>> No.10334531

>>10333787
>100/10
I thought asians were good at math

>> No.10334536

>>10334128
Looks more like slavs

>> No.10334557

>>10333281
Huh, you right. I've been lied too

>> No.10334574

>>10333688
Fruit. FRUIT!

>> No.10334577

>>10334066
Don't. It's unoriginal and unfunny. You'd only hear from the same five children who think dinotendies is funny. If you want to make a cooking show you should do actual worthwhile cooking.

>> No.10334579

>>10332425
Being chinese is miserable, but they heard that if someone film you being stupid it can go viral and make you famous, so whenver someone has a camera they start going apeshit as much as they can.

>> No.10334585

>>10333655
>And then I ate it and jizzed all over

>> No.10334612

>>10332660
how else is the jew going to get americans to get out there and consume. Until the invention of amazon of course.

>> No.10334613

>>10333688
remember when pizza hut wasnt dog shit?

>> No.10334616

>>10333787
I legitimately want to marry the one on the left

>> No.10334630

>>10334204
atomized steam is injected into only the food using A.I. robot super soakers. The early robots are giving their robot children something fun to do before they start the terminator invasion. How cute.

>> No.10334649

>>10333187
cute

>> No.10334670

>>10334327

Please don't ever post again.

>> No.10334695

>>10333526
WHAT

>> No.10334696

>>10334613
No.

>> No.10334730

Anyone got the American diner one with all the butter? You know the one I'm talking about.

>> No.10334750

>>10333366
classy, would make a fine wife

>> No.10334799

>>10334465
>mfw budlight drinkers

>> No.10334814

>>10333181
>making a webm
yea no. If you were the person who filmed it, yea.

>> No.10334826

>>10333533
Can't wait to fill it with chilli and use it as a dildo

>> No.10334828
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>>10334465
>that toilet

>> No.10334835

>>10332378
fuck off back to r.eddit

>> No.10334841

>>10334465
I can only imagine the stench

>> No.10334852

>>10333573
"Act like adults omg"
>proceeds to stuff her face with fast food in front of a camera.
Yeah, that's what grown ups do alright. Disgusting pig.

>> No.10334897

>>10331810
I've worked in places like that, the whole lot would get rejected and dumped out, probably a bunch of other product that was actually not tainted would be throw away too. If its non union, the dipshit high employees responsible (even remotely) would be fired, and a bunch of new chucklefucks would replace them before the day is over. If a union place there would just be some yelling and "no don't do that again plz" then life would continue.
I'm in canada though, everything is strict here. If that's some asian country or something, i'm sure there would be feathers in your shit.

>> No.10334903

>>10332585
But at least now you know erryding der is da know bout da shrimpen bidnes

>> No.10334915

>>10333022
She belongs in jail or at least some kind of therapy

>> No.10334916

>>10333681
>avocado based espresso drink
>not called an affocado
It's like they're not even trying.

>> No.10334936

>>10332204
fucking hell why dont game devs add turret stabilization

>> No.10334940

>>10334915
as do most of the 4chan posters

>> No.10334948

>>10333783
hmmmm... ive got what i came for

>> No.10334956

>>10334936
buy our german games then

>> No.10334960

>>10334915
People who still think that this isn't staged should be thrown in jail or killed on sight.

>> No.10334991

>>10333635
I made stuff like that before. Not sure if i could ballpark it now, since it was years ago...Maybe 100 bucks or something? Not too bad really, considering shitty plastic ones at walmart are like 5-10$

>> No.10335028

>>10333331
the poor obedient doggo got nothing :(

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>>10333655
>salami in francesinha

mas que pocaria é essa ?

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>>10334252

>> No.10335084

>>10333625
somehow, that came out better than I had expected

>> No.10335091

>>10334298
'here i am, pretending i know what i'm doing while, i just randomly poke at takoyaki for no good reason, hope i will fool some baka gaijin into thinking i'm a master at it, teehee''

>> No.10335094

>>10332378
so fr*ckin nerdy :)

>> No.10335106

>>10334078
It's so obvious. "Okay, we got the three white guys who can actually act, now we need a thot and a nigger to satisfy SJWs"

>> No.10335154

>>10334166
>date girl with severe disability
>she leaves you

Probably because you're stupid enough to think people with cerebral palsy are retarded. Yeah, she can do better.

>> No.10335156

https://pastebin.com/5KxG4LXa

current jack filter. with a few others included that you won't miss either.

>> No.10335160

>>10334184
It's not missing. It's here somewhere...

>> No.10335167

>>10331489
go back to wsg

>> No.10335169

>>10333681
I'm impressed that the avocado skin is enough to stop the coffee from burning anyone's hands.

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10335182

I'm sorry

>> No.10335185

>>10333639
>The people dictating national firearms policy this month were eating Tide Pods on Youtube last month.

>> No.10335194

>>10335180>>10335182

Did not realise my dad had a cooking channel.

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>>10335180
>>10335182

Jesus tapdancing christ, i have no words

>> No.10335204
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>>10335180
>>10335182

>> No.10335224

>>10335180
>>10335182
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

>> No.10335258

>>10334465
Which Fallout level is this?

>> No.10335272

>>10335258
Dunwich Building.

>> No.10335322

>>10334522
People whole use "surly" like it's his name are the ultimate cringe.

>> No.10335434

>>10333356
Disgusting

This is unironically supreme degeneracy.

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>> No.10335447

>>10335439
>American cheese squares

What have they done to you, saltbae?

>> No.10335468

>>10335439
At least the knife is reasonably sharp.

That cheese, though. $500 a head.

>> No.10335487

>>10332978
ONE LIFE. ONE CHANCE.

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>> No.10335500

>>10331631
he should try a pinch of kosher salt on the grub next time

>> No.10335520

>>10332949
this one is pushing it for a blue board

>> No.10335522
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10335522

>>10334465

>> No.10335600

>>10334577
I would do actual cooking, the kitchen would just slowly get dirtier.

>> No.10335602
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10335602

>>10335082

>> No.10335610

>>10334465
this would make a pretty neat art installation if it wasn't created by a wild slob

>> No.10335616

>>10333670
Like long spoons that are attached

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10335759

>>10331514
>tfw I started the "how does he get out?" meme
>people are adding "without breaking the eggs"

>> No.10335780

>>10333411
>oh cool she's making herself drool
>I wonder what this webm will lead t-
>I don't know what I was expecting

>> No.10335801

>>10334527
the one who eats 10 pounds of raw lettuce every day?

>> No.10335833

>>10333331
that dog knows what it did
I like how they are able to feel guilt

>> No.10335871

>>10335091
seething

>> No.10335942

>>10333353
iphones can do stop motion now?

>> No.10335952

>>10335759
Nah, a simple glance in the archives shows you're full of shit. The breaking the eggs part was always part of it, and I would know.

>> No.10336078
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10336078

>>10335182
There is no GOD!!!

>> No.10336175

>>10333607
it looks like he does a lil joey "wew wew" before he takes a bite

>> No.10336518

>>10333346
doesnt the noodles at the bottom get burnt?

>> No.10336523

>>10333353
this looks great until you want to eat it and then it all falls off

>> No.10336618

>>10333787
i want to kill gooks every time i see a gook i get
so physically angry that i go home and hit my wall

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>> No.10336738

>>10331794
>>10331810
Serious answer: No, Li'l Tommy, they are not ok, they were ground up with the grain and were baked into bread.

This was taken at a Russian commercial bakery a few years ago. The grain hopper for their flour-grinding system was missing a screen at the top, and so birds were flying in, feasting on the grain, shitting on the grain, and being sucked down by the Archimedes screw grain transport system to be ground into flour.

>>10331865
Yeah, a few days after that video made the worldwide news, it was reported that the company was forced to put a screen on the top of the grain hopper. . . . It's Russia, I seriously doubt they recalled the bread.

>> No.10336788

>>10333091
>>10333097
Serious question, is that how to make proper omelets? I usually just let them sit in the pan for a while and then try to flip them, but mine usually come out broken and unevenly cooked.

>> No.10336817

>>10333156
>>10333160
She's so sweet. I wish I could be even a tenth as happy as she seems.

>> No.10336826

>>10333657
He doesn't; he lives in there along with his three shit-flinging monkey offspring and his sweaty fat wife.

>> No.10336842

>>10333362
Is he using a blacklight to look for spit in his burger?

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