Al/ck/ thread

[Anonymous No.10333373]

>gingivitis edition

[Anonymous No.10333465]

>>10333373
cheers my bros
just started using benadryl like two weeks ago, it makes wonders; now I drink half as much before falling asleep and it's shit cheap

[Anonymous No.10333474]

>>10333373
Day 11 of sobriety. Bored as fuck.
What do

[Anonymous No.10333500]

>>10333373
Laying in my bed in the dark and drinking beer, alone. What a boring life

[Anonymous No.10333539]

>>10333474
HOLD
THE
FUCKING
PHONE

[Heaven No.10333572]

I decided to stop straight up after a rate of drinking half a liter of whisky a day (sometimes less), and after 6 days, everything's gone so far so good, I haven't had any physical problems. Am I in the clear as far as the chance of any physical symptoms from happening?

[Anonymous No.10333708]

i love to nut my dudes

[Anonymous No.10333722]

drinking bourbonn. i'm not drinking everyday anymore but when i do drink i binge harder. my health has improved so i'll just stick like this for now

[Anonymous No.10333792]

>>10333373
>gingivitis
....so I'm not the only one??

[Anonymous No.10333892]

>>10333572
I'd say so. If you were to have WD's it would ha e been around 8-12 hours after your last drink that they'd have started, peaked by 48 hours and tapered off.

I highly doubt they'd start six days in.

[Anonymous No.10333893]

>>10333572
Yes. Maybe some trouble sleeping and sweats but your good. Two weeks for full detox.

[Heaven No.10333902]

>>10333892
>>10333893
thanks. You know, considering how much I was drinking for how long, I really shouldn't have been able to get off so lightly. I rarely post in these threads, but i wish everyone luck

[Anonymous No.10334002]

Where has Smirnoffbro gone?

last I heard he was going sober

I miss Smirnoffbro

[Anonymous No.10334054]

This got me trashed extra cheap and the hangover is like a summer breeze compared to vodka. I feel like it's too good to be true and there's a catch I haven't realised yet

[Anonymous No.10334070]

I thought all alcoholics were skinny as fuck. When I get drunk I eat ALL THE THINGS and thus I keep gaining weight, what the shit?

[Anonymous No.10334073]

>>10334070

I look like a 33 year old version of the guy on the left (with a little more muscle), and can assure you that the belly comes from the alcohol itself.

[Anonymous No.10334102]

>>10334070
>I thought all alcoholics were skinny as fuck.
You're confusing alcoholics with methheads

[Anonymous No.10334238]

>>10334102
Wrong. When you're an actual no going back al/ck/ie, you can't hold down food. Most of us here eat maybe a small meal once or twice a week. People who only down beer don't get this. It's more of a liquor side effect. This is why we tell new drinkers to stick to beer.

[Anonymous No.10334247]

lying in bed caning boxwine and watching The Shining. so goddamn comfy I could melt

[Anonymous No.10334255]

>>10334247
Damn. The Shining is my favorite movie to watch drunk. On binges I watch it multiple times in a day it's so good. Just picturing being secluded in a massive hotel in a beautiful winter location. So comfy

[Anonymous No.10334274]

execute all alcoholics

[Anonymous No.10334283]

>>10334238

that is an extremely astute observation. as a heavy as fuck beer drinker i am fat and all the other alcos i have met on spirits are skinny as.... how do you not vomit without eating? If i haven't eaten and have some alcohol i feel too sick to drink.

also before you think i don't drink enough.. i drink 24+ beers a night.

[Anonymous No.10334295]

>>10334255
I haven;t watched it in literally 20 years. The big 'shocking' moments have lost some of their impact from being referenced so much but the overall atmosphere of threat and dread is crushing. It deserves the status it's given

[Anonymous No.10334443]

>drink because it dulls my OCD
>read that it only makes it worse the day(s) after

[Anonymous No.10334449]

I fucked a street hooker last night.

Mixed feelings on that....Hadn't been laid in 3 years but she was pretty good in bed, Still regret it and feel like scum though.

Also I think I'm banned from lyft for using it to pickup hookers drunk, The driver totally knew what I was doing and now it won't let me sign into lyft.

[Anonymous No.10334453]

>>10334070
I'm 6ft, 176.

Pretty normal I'd say

[Anonymous No.10334456]

>>10334054
>the hangover is like a summer breeze compared to vodka

There is no way that's true, boxed wine has the worst hangovers on the planet.

[Anonymous No.10334474]

>>10334456
This. If I drink even "decent" wine I get the worst fucking throbbing headache within like 2 hours of drinking it and it doesn't stop for like 10 hours

[Anonymous No.10334484]

>>10334456
Red wine yeah absolutely, the white is harmless though. I literally drank about 40 units' worth and woke up feeling mostly ok. this shit is the secret

[Anonymous No.10334741]

So I have drank since I was 14 but until 20 it was only 'social' drinking and I didn't really think much of it. Then I drank more and more for myself because I thought that it is much more relaxing. But till this year I only drank occasionally and if the situation was fitting. Again, I really didn't think much of it. It has been since 2018 though (turned 25 last year) that I have been drinking nearly every day. Not too much, mostly 1-3 beers or wine or sometimes liquor over the course of several days. Also I still have days where I don't even think of consuming alc. However, this is starting to worry me a bit now.

What does al/ck/ think about emptying a crate of 24 beers in a week? Is that (too) much? What am in for?

[Anonymous No.10334743]

>>10334741

ahahahahahahahhaah

>crate of 24 beers in a week. That's fine .

[Anonymous No.10334758]

>>10334743
Well, it's small beers.

[Anonymous No.10334763]

>>10334758

i am the cunt who drinks 24 a night.

[Anonymous No.10334765]

>>10333465
be careful with dehydration. DPH plus alcohol absolutely fucked my kidneys.

[Anonymous No.10334859]

>>10334741
Definitely not too much. Surprised that's all you get through a week.

[Anonymous No.10335166]

Didn't see thread at top of bump list. Scared me for a second.

[Anonymous No.10335179]

>>10333708
Kek

[Anonymous No.10335188]

>>10333902
I know what you mean, I've definitely been an alcoholic for almost a year or more multiple times but never had withdrawal. It's because I mostly drank beer and wine I think. Whenever i drank liquor I found myself able to go through tons of it very quickly which made me nervous. I knew that was the path to scary alcoholism.

[Anonymous No.10335198]

>>10333474
I recognize that gay blowjob.

[Anonymous No.10335208]

>>10334255
The book made the bathtub scene scary as fuck and in the movie it's also scary but it misses some things like them hearing elevators operating themselves and doors opening and closing in the hallways. Fuuuuuck i like spooky stuff, but it's not fun when you actually experience it.

[Anonymous No.10335217]

>>10334449
I don't know what it is with you guys and prostitutes. It's like we need another thread for that too. Sure makes me feel good about myself but then I consider some of the skanks I've been with and I shudder.

[Anonymous No.10335283]

I want you faggots to think about something.

There is a real possibility that in a trillion years the universe will collapse on itself and then re-expand to form the universe exactly as it is now. You will be here, again and again and again infinite times exactly as you are now with the same life you have now. You faggots wasting your life behind alcoholics, miserable depressed and wasting away faggots will suffer this fate over and over throughout eternity. Let that really sink in, ask if its what you want, and ask if you want to get it right so you can experience atleast some happiness and meaning for the rest of time.

Give it up, make the effort, it'll be worth it when you come out the other side.

[Anonymous No.10335305]

>>10335283
Ouroboros can suck my dick. Once I'm past the 4th dimension im not coming back.

[Anonymous No.10335345]

>>10335217
We SHOULD have another thread for alcohol and hookers

[Anonymous No.10335363]

>>10335345
Hookers are survival-tier. No time to develop any kind of crush on them, plus you have to wrap your dick in plastic in order to fuck them without dying. I just shamelessly hit on every single hot gril who crosses my path and occasionally it works.

[Anonymous No.10335382]

>>10335363
Please explain how this works, I'm only embarrassed in public and looked out like a creep when I tried the numbers method

[Anonymous No.10335385]

>>10335363
Condoms won't stop their herpe and std juice from splashing all over your pubes and thighs, then when you take the rubber off it gets smeared on your wanger. Ewwww

[Anonymous No.10335387]

>the most degenerate, depressed, STD-ridden and self-loathing people on 4chan hang out on the Food and Cooking board

Lmao

[Anonymous No.10335394]

>>10335283
>implying drinking doesn't make me a happy boy

[Anonymous No.10335490]

christ I'm in a bad mood. just went out for supplies and it was all I could do not to lay into someone. I'm so sick of feeling nothing but hatred

[Anonymous No.10335510]

>>10335490
It sucks being so goddamn mad dude, I understand. When I'm stone cold sober I can become infuriated by the most trivial shit. It's awful.
I'm having a weird hangover today. Already drinking to try to even myself out again but still.

[Anonymous No.10335512]

>>10335283
>implying that i'm the first incarnation in this cycle
My previous incarnations will have made the same decisions i will make, if the universe is deterministic there's nothing i can do to change it.

[Anonymous No.10335549]

>>10335283
If you really think this, and say that's the way the universe worked, there is no way that this is the first go round happening right now.

[Anonymous No.10335553]

>>10335549
Nope, but when you realize it you can still change. If so, that's predetermined too, but you can still make that choice now.

[Anonymous No.10335561]

>>10333722
I don't drink liquor like I used to, and I drink less overall, but holy shit I cannot stop drinking every day. I cannot go a fucking day without drinking. I'm 10 years in now and the longest I've been sober in a single stretch is 1 month, two or three times.

[Anonymous No.10335562]

>>10335553
Yeah I mean one would hope.

[Anonymous No.10335681]

2018 for me:
Try drink less
Get annoyed by something
Drink harder for a few days
Sober up ok no drinking okay for a few days
Drink more
Parents mad send me to detox
Leave detox chug a bottle of 0.7l of vodka
Eat bromazepam next day
Drink
Sober up again
Look up things online find phenibut, binge on it for almost 3 weeks
Horrible withdrawals after quitting
Sober for 10 days, drinking again
TOtal fucking destruction now. Drank 2L of beer outside and brought 0.5l of vodka home in a coke bottle, went to bar 2 days yesterday to getdrunk

[Anonymous No.10335687]

>>10335512
You know, there's technically no way to prove that you're not the first incarnation. It's infinitely unlikely, but so is being any other incarnation. Also, you can't prove the universe is deterministic, and it probably isn't due to quantum improbability.

[Anonymous No.10335723]

>>10335687
>Also, you can't prove the universe is deterministic
I'm not well versed in physics or anything but i believe it is. It's definitely faith based but i think there's a level of determinism that invalidates free will.

[Anonymous No.10335737]

>>10333474
Holy fuck, it took me like 30 seconds to notice the background since I was so caught up in how awkward that picture is, I'm fucking dying. I RECOGNIZE THAT GAY BLOWJOB

[Anonymous No.10335779]

What's your favourite garbage 40oz

[Anonymous No.10335782]

>>10335779

still amazed you people drink other people's booze.

[Anonymous No.10335907]

>>10335382
Be drunk

[Anonymous No.10335916]

>>10335385
>2018
All grils aged over 14 are strewn with the pathogens of a trillion cocks.

[Anonymous No.10335929]

>>10335561
Yyyyep that thurr is yer alcoholism

[Anonymous No.10335945]

>>10335916
>therefore it's okay to fuck hookers
Kek

[Anonymous No.10336014]

>>10334070
6'1 126lbs here. so ye

[Anonymous No.10336017]

>>10335681
Pat?

[Anonymous No.10336079]

>>10334741
Lol bro your “drinking habits” compared to other people in this thread is like riding a bike with training wheels. You haven’t really started to become an alc yet. You can stop now before any real habit starts but yeah you’re fine

[Anonymous No.10336085]

>>10335907
Yeah this you’d be surprised how well your social abilities increase while drunk as long as you’re not completely trashed at least

[Anonymous No.10336102]

>>10336085
I haven't been around people while drunk for so long. I feel like if I was now I'd just be tired and want to go to sleep rather than be sociable.

[Anonymous No.10336119]

>>10336085
What are the clues to tell between drunk and trashed when you're drinking?

[Anonymous No.10336121]

Why does alc always make me fart so much the next day?

[Anonymous No.10336129]

>>10336102
Well that’s why you pre game a little bit then go out and socially drink. Idk what it is but I could be drinking at home and not feel like doing shit. But the instant I go out to drink that completely changes. I’m trying to think of how to put it. I get warm like I feel like I’m wrapped in a blanket and everything is just awesome and it’s just become natural to talk to bitches. Literally no thought at all cause that perfect social drunk just takes over and is like “I got this bro don’t trip” so yeah reasonable drunk + dumb bitch + ? =sometimes pussy

[Anonymous No.10336139]

>>10336119
balance

[Anonymous No.10336140]

>>10336119
A couple variables desu, what did you eat that day, what are you drinking, and know you’re limit. If you’ve drinkin a lot and you think you’re sober you’re to close to being way to fucked up

[Anonymous No.10336158]

>>10336140
>If you’ve drinkin a lot and you think you’re sober you’re to close to being way to fucked up
Precisely. How to know then? I guess >>10336139 is right with balance.

[Anonymous No.10336173]

Threw up a little while ago, and with the very last heave I vomited blood. That's it, enough is enough. I'm getting help

[Anonymous No.10336238]

>>10336158
Yeah sorry balance drink some water after every other drink and you’ll be good people Most the time just don’t drink water and that makes a huge difference

[Anonymous No.10336266]

>>10336238
I actually meant balance as in keeping your balance. I can be drunk but still walk normally but when I'm walking into stuff I know I'm fucked up.

[Anonymous No.10336307]

>>10336173
Good luck, bro. Hope you're alright.

[Anonymous No.10336346]

>>10336017
Ian?

[Anonymous No.10336399]

>>10333474
Get a job and or work ya fucking bum. Did you never stop to wonder how so many straight edge guys are succesfull? It's because working is the only way to stay busy and keeping busy is the only way to stay sane.

[Anonymous No.10336417]

>>10336129
>I got this bro don’t trip
Stop talking like a wigger. Varg.jpeg

[Anonymous No.10336427]

>>10336417
You're weird. White people talk like that all the time without being wiggers.

[Anonymous No.10336446]

>>10336417
I’m from California and people talk like that all the time without being a wigger. I’m white and don’t nig out I’m just a stoner and the majority of us speak like that

[Anonymous No.10336453]

>>10336427
>>10336446
>trigged wigs

[Anonymous No.10336458]

>>10336453
I'm not even white or American, I'm just saying.

[Anonymous No.10336543]

>>10333465
Careful if your tolerance for them builds up.
I wasn't able to sleep one night going through withdrawals so I popped two, and when I realized that wasn't going to let me sleep longer than 4 minute bursts, I took a couple more. I only took 4 or 5 that night I believe, which I'd done without issue before for allergies and sober sleep aiding, but holy shit did the side effects just suck in combination with the withdrawal. Itchy as fuck, even more agitated and unfocused, and this weird sensation where it felt like I was falling and contorting despite being flat on my back and completely still.
I don't know if that would still happen outside of withdrawal keeping you awake but I don't even trust the shit anymore.

[Anonymous No.10336621]

ah god I miss my ex so much. it's been years since I had any real contact with anyone. it's killing me

[Anonymous No.10336656]

>>10333373

>gingivitis edition

[Anonymous No.10336667]

>>10336621
fall in love with anime instead

[Anonymous No.10336670]

>>10336621
go to the bar, shitbird

[Anonymous No.10336675]

>>10336453
Not triggered I responded pretty calmly you’re the one who seems to have an issue. Just go back to drinking bro

[Anonymous No.10336680]

alc makes me smoke like half a pack in a night. how do i even quit at this point? i don't smoke at all when sober but when drunk i smoke a cig in like four breaths.

[Anonymous No.10336718]

i feel like when you've noticed you've gone from being drunk off .5L of rum to needing at least .8L is when it's kind of bad

[Anonymous No.10336959]

>>10336621
Same, I know we're only remembering the good bits of her and want the ideal and not the reality but that doesn't comfort me

[Anonymous No.10336991]

>>10335561
I drank everyday day for eight years and I managed to stop. You can too.

[Anonymous No.10337001]

>>10336670

[Anonymous No.10337003]

>>10336680
Get a vape.

[Anonymous No.10337004]

>>10336680
If you don't smoke while sober I don't think you're really addicted to tobacco or nicotine, just the act of putting other shit in your face - doing something else while drinking. If you're not shitfaced and can still think, just try doing whatever else you can to replace the action and actively avoid buying more cigarettes if you don't drunkenly stumble to the store to get them at least and buy them when sober "just in case".
I used to be the same way pretty much, but I still smoked when sober just not as often. I don't do anything special now, but I demoted myself from cigarettes to a vape pen (still smoking cigs when sober unfortunately), and from that to menthol drops, and finally to nothing.

[Anonymous No.10337013]

>>10336680
I had this exact same problem too, I've pretty much defeated it now though. If you live with a housemate, get them to hide your wallet and house keys one night so you can't buy any smokes, then get drunk. You have to learn how to be drunk and not smoke. My housemate doesn't smoke so this worked for me when I was drinking at home but as soon as I went out with my buddies who do I'd just bum cigs off them or end up buying some.

After a while of drinking at home and not smoking though, I got used to how much easier hangovers are when you're throat isn't all fucked up so now I can finally resist the urge to smoke when I'm drunk around people who are smoking. Also get a vape. Yes they're not very cool but they do legitimately help imo

[Anonymous No.10337035]

>>10333373
Hey you Canuck bastards, I'm up here in Niagra Falls visiting family. I brought some Wild Turkey 101 and Hendricks gin, but am starting to run low. What's a good beer I can get at The Beer Store or decent value that isn't bottom-shelf vodka at LCBO?

[Anonymous No.10337047]

>>10333572
If you were going to start having seizures, they'd have started by now. Keep it up, you'll feel better in another week or two.

>>10335561
I've been drinking for about a decade and for the last several years have been drinking heavily on a daily basis. I'm trying to quit now but it's making me so sick and I neither have the money nor the desire to go to the hospital or rehab. Some days are worse than others, I've had the worst 3 days of my life just now, I'm really trying very hard to only drink a sip or three every several hours to keep the withdrawals at bay, but I cannot. Fucking. Stop. My side hurts so bad and my stool is jet black and I puke up black blood the last couple of days. Probably from the vomiting tearing my esophagus. I'm trying so hard, because I want to live and I want to be better. But my body won't let me be better. I want to detox. I need to. I'm tired of being sick. I literally thought I was going to die this morning. I don't want to lose my job, because then I really will die. HELP HELPHELP

[Anonymous No.10337062]

>>10337035
all our beer is expensive as fuck compared to american prices lad

[Anonymous No.10337095]

>>10337062
Don't care, I like beer. And it's a lot easier to drink in front of company than "sneaking," a bottle into the house of all my aunts and grandma and taking swigs off of (which I will also be doing). Best of both worlds, but that still doesn't answer the question. Need high abv beers and decent recco's on liquor.

[Anonymous No.10337129]

Got some scotch. God this goes down so smooth

[Anonymous No.10337134]

i'm trying to quit because i saw a picture of a open lung surgery which was quite effective desu
>>10337003
i have a vape but flavored liquids are banned for whatever reason, also nicotine might be banned in vapes so its not an option.
>>10337004
it's totally a habit at this point. i pretty much have to buy cigs when i'm sober because the stores closes before i get drunk. also i smoke menthol which is going to be banned by 2020 because EU and stuff.
>>10337013
vaping is not an option and nicotine chewing gum and other such products costs like twice as much as a pack of cigarettes.

[Anonymous No.10337170]

>>10337134
I quit smoking about a year ago and it was the best decision I ever made. I'm sick at the moment and it sucks but when I still smoked I would have been absolutely fucked, struggling to breathe. It's just not worth it.

[Anonymous No.10337192]

>>10337170
every morning i feel like coughing my lungs out. if i get some kind of lung infection i swear to god i'm going to die. fuck nicotine should be banned altogether and not just "nicotine products" other than actual cigarettes.

[Anonymous No.10337276]

If there are any medical anons in here, I just got prescribed Prednisone for some skin shit. Will I fuck up my liver by drinking while on that stuff?

[Anonymous No.10337326]

>>10335687
>Also, you can't prove the universe is deterministic
If the universe were to "collapse on itself and then re-expand to form the universe exactly as it is now", I'd say that's a pretty darn good case for determinism.

[Anonymous No.10337362]

>>10337047
>jet black stool
>puking blood
Dude that is seriously not good. You need professional medical help. I know you said you don't have money for hospital but maybe there's a med student run free clinic or something near you?

[Anonymous No.10337379]

>>10337362
It's not always that way. I'm making a serious attempt at tapering and I already feel a lot better. Only had 2 drinks in the last 12 hours. I think I can make it. A diagnosis of alcoholism would probably ruin my life. It's either go it alone or die. I need to keep my job.

[Anonymous No.10337392]

>>10337379
but momma always says: dead people aint got no jobs

[Anonymous No.10337395]

>>10337392
If I die, I won't really give a shit whether I have a job or not.

[Anonymous No.10337420]

how am i supposed to respond to an old friend who asks me, "how are you?"

[Anonymous No.10337421]

>>10337379
Doesn't the ADA prevent employers from firing you for being diagnosed with something? Especially if you're going through treatment or rehab to actively change it?
I'd look up employment/termination laws in your state. As long as you're not showing up drunk, or seeming drunk or hungover/withdrawing and showing that it clearly impacts your performance negatively, I don't think it's ethical for them to terminate you for a diagnosis.
Again, google it for specifics in your location, I can't remember how it works for sure but it might vary by state and I'm not even sure you're American.

[Anonymous No.10337439]

>>10337420
Tell him you're an alkie

[Anonymous No.10337457]

>>10337420
lie
like everyone else in the world does.
Or just say fine. Fine is good too.

[Anonymous No.10337474]

>know alcohol is measurably making my life worse
>know that I can make my life better by not drinking
>decide to drink every day

isn't it ironic?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jne9t8sHpUc
post your best 90s/00s nostalgia music anons

[Anonymous No.10337482]

>>10337379
how would your employer hear about you getting diagnosed with something?

[Anonymous No.10337485]

I want to date 90s Suzanna Vega
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VZt7J0iaUD0

[Anonymous No.10337487]

>>10337474
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8N-qO3sPMjc

it seems like a million years ago. everything was so clean and simple back then

[Anonymous No.10337498]

>>10337487
I like this. I can't tell if I've heard it before or not. I'm such a sucker for jangly guitars and pretty female vocals.

[Anonymous No.10337593]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xr9Oubxw1gA

tell my liver lies, tell it sweet little lies

[Anonymous No.10337635]

>>10337420

just respond

as some one who contacted a friend after 3 years
of nothingness, just respond
even if your response is tellling them to fuck off any response is better than nothing

[Anonymous No.10337659]

>>10337035
Still waiting on you maple bastards to give me a hint before I blow my chink red envelope money on the highest abv beer I see and russian standard tomorrow.

[Anonymous No.10337729]

>go on bender
>get sober
>feel like shit for at least 3-4 days
>say I'm never going to drink again
>start feeling good again after about a week
>"what's one drink going to hurt?"
>repeat cycle

[Anonymous No.10337796]

WOO BOYS IM A LIGHTWEIGHT AND DONT DRINK OFTEN AND I LOVE DRINKING. GOT 3 TALLBOYS FROM 7 11 IM ABOUT TO HAVE A COMFY ASS NIGHT OF VIDYA AND BOOZE WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[Anonymous No.10337804]

Well I lasted 6 days. My tolerance is totally gone though so I'm not in danger of drinking too much, just a lil wine here, lil beer there.
Doh

[Anonymous No.10337809]

>>10337729
I think that's called being a normie. We gotta forgive ourself.

[Anonymous No.10337878]

>>10333373
You ever exhaust yourself trying to prepare for a night of relaxation? Why is everything such a chore? Everything except you my sweet sweet nectar. Hic

[Anonymous No.10337928]

Holy shit this huckleberry wine is scary drinkable. How is this legal?

[Anonymous No.10337929]

>qt with lovely hait keeps looking at, gets all awkward when I walk past here, looks up at me but then looks away quickly when I look at her

>Say nothing because I'll never have the patience or care to be wity a qt

I usually ignore women but when you know a nice girl is checking you out and feels shy around you, it feels a bit different.

JUST

[Anonymous No.10337941]

>>10337929
They're the best. Shy girls that is. Don't kid yourself that they re "good". They're submissive and you know what that means.

[Anonymous No.10337943]

>>10333373
stopped for the first 2 months this year, been drinking since march started threw up once been way too faded a couple nights about to go out again gonna make it tho

[Anonymous No.10337964]

>>10337943
2 months is pretty dang good. You might be okay.

[Anonymous No.10338071]

>>10334765
>>10336543

I quit daily drinking, but sometimes I drink four nights in a row
the thing is I rotate between melatonin and benadryl so I don't gevelop much tolerance for neither
I discovered that the "magical" recipe for sleep is 25mg benadryl + 10mg of melatonin, and i I feel specially shitty and I need a damn drink at the end of the day, i just pop 2 beers at most before almost falling asleep on my kitchen's table

I've heard that taking too much dph can give you a creepy kind of trip and some shitty side effects so I try to be careful with that shit

[Anonymous No.10338261]

Shame how slow this thread is on Friday nights, you bunch of normies out with friends
>implying you're not passed out
>implying you're not just waking up in bongistan

[Anonymous No.10338314]

>>10338261
I'm home alone drinking vodka and I don't post so my imaginary friends here don't think I'm some shut-in even though i am :)

[Anonymous No.10338392]

>>10337420
"good, how are you"
have you never interacted with a human before?

[Anonymous No.10338393]

>>10337487
>listening to fm radio in your bedroom late at night in middle school
this was the best feel of all the feels

[Anonymous No.10338408]

>>10337485
>My name is Luca
>I live on the second floor
>I live upstairs from you
>Yes I think you've seen me before
>If you hear something late at night
>Some kind of trouble, some kind of fight
>Just don't ask me what it was
>Just don't ask me what it was
>Just don't ask me what it was

[Anonymous No.10338420]

>>10338261
I took a nice night nap, now I'm ready to drink. Loved one bought me a handle of rum, even though my other wasn't empty yet. Here I go!

[Anonymous No.10338476]

Who drinks warm beer here? I should consider getting a mini fridge, eh.

[Anonymous No.10338482]

>>10338476
do you live in a van or something?

[Anonymous No.10338520]

>>10338476
>>10338482
i dont have access to a fridge, so just havent been buying beer

[Anonymous No.10338527]

>>10338520
I guess what i'm trying to say is, what the heck is your living situation that you don't have access to a fridge? apart from a college dorm, i guess

[Anonymous No.10338593]

having my first beer since new years eve.

[Anonymous No.10338607]

>>10338408
>what it was
Booze?
Hearty kek

[Anonymous No.10338699]

Alck pro tip, always have gum nearby for when you wake up in the morning. So handy for that stank breath that drink leaves you with next day.

[Anonymous No.10338752]

So how much do you guys drink? I really have ups and downs and go back and forth with how heavy my drinking is. When it's bad I'll go through a handle of wild turkey 101 a week but other times I can go an entire month on only one.

[Anonymous No.10338760]

>>10338699
that shit can seriously last for like four days, and i have very healthy teeth. what in the fuck.
>>10338752
you're gonna get laughed at, pal

[Anonymous No.10338763]

>>10338760
>you're gonna get laughed at, pal
That would actually make me feel better knowing there are people who drink way more than I do.

[Anonymous No.10338768]

>>10338699

I always start my day with a large glass of ice water and a mug of vodka. Gum sounds terrible.

[Anonymous No.10338853]

>GF breaks up with me a week before Thanksgiving
>Says it because we drink too much and she doesn't wanna be that kind of person
>This is after I found out she does coke with her bar coworkers every other weekend
>She always drank more than me anyways

Fuck me for keeping wine in the house but she's allowed to suck a dude off for a bump tho amirite?

[Anonymous No.10338892]

>>10338853
Take a hammer to her.

[Anonymous No.10338896]

>>10338853
haha, but really it's because she's bored with you and thinks she can do better. You understand that's always the reason, right?

[Anonymous No.10338900]

>>10338892
Best part? She broke up with me over text.

>>10338896
Yeah, I don't doubt that in the least. Shes one of those chicks that claims they love staying in but that's not true at all. It's alright, she has terrible taste in men anyway and I'm evidence of that.

[Anonymous No.10338964]

the cost of weed is absolutely crippling me. just, less than drinking myself to death. 7g's every 3-4 days i'm averaging, and the prices here are exceptionally gay because it's illegal.

[Anonymous No.10338966]

>>10338752
I go through a 1.75L of Smirnoff in about 2-4 days. I order through drizly, get 4 botttles, and a week and a half to two weeks later spend a weekend or so withdrawing and repeat the process from the start.
Been doing this for about 6 months. Before I found out I could order this shit online I actually only went through a 1.75L of vodka or whiskey maybe once a week with a week rest between. I need to go back to going to the store myself since I'd buy less, or just go back to beer since I hate drinking too much of it cause I always have to pisss, because I doubt I can keep this up for long.
So don't get too hard on yourself for your habits, you're doing pretty good for yourself.

[Anonymous No.10339053]

I don't drink, it's for losers.

[Anonymous No.10339074]

>>10339053
You deny your birthright? Humans that drink in moderation live longer and it's speculated the first empires were built around beer

Fun story, most scholars believe that beer was first cultivated when we were just learning agriculture and some niggas left their harvest out before a hunt or something and it got rained on so rather than throwing out their crop, they just drank it out of frustration and realized it can do amazing shit to ya. Not to mention, most animals in the wild are observed getting fucking hammered and loving it on fermenting fruits.

You deny drink? You deny nature.

[Anonymous No.10339099]

Will be trying johnnie walker black label in around 2 hours. Only been into whisky for a year or so, tried a few blends such as whyte and mackay, but I hear good things about the JW black label. Plan on this then upgrading to the green label, then maybe some arbelour 15/18 yo. What's your guys opinion on black label?

[Anonymous No.10339166]

>be blackout drunk last night
>be happy drunk
>havent been legit happy drunk in a year

feels good as fuck

[Zeus !!GncWwT9U/RQ No.10339174]

>>10339166
Were you drinking alone or with friends?

[Anonymous No.10339256]

>>10339174
i was drinking alone while cooking dinner, so before i ate, and didnt realize how much i had drunken. i made a good meal, chilled with my dad, disregarded a bitchy female, talked with a nice one, and was chillin with some skype friends before i went to sleep and felt pretty content.

[Anonymous No.10339309]

>>10339074
the whole "people that drink in moderation live longer" thing is kinda bunk. First of all, nobody in these threads drink moderately. The findings were based on observational data, not cause and effect. And there's evidence that many of the non-drinkers in these studies drank previously but quit for health reasons or because they had drank too much previously, meaning their health was already compromised.

Literally any of the supposed 'health benefits' of alcohol can easily be obtained from other sources, or are connected with a better social life (which might be harder sober but much more rewarding if it's not centered around drinking). Alcohol is not good for you, physically. It's just not. Nothing in our body needs ethanol. It's a depressant and a carcinogen.

[Anonymous No.10339310]

>>10339256
>Skype friends

[Anonymous No.10339335]

>>10339310
fuck you bro, ive got folks ive known for years on there. just because im doing real life doesnt mean im not going to associate with the people that i knew when i wasnt.

[Anonymous No.10339347]

>>10334741
24 beers in a week is nothing, you are fine.
Feel free to stop now if this bothers you. You can still easily quit.

[Anonymous No.10339355]

>>10339309
>a carcinogen.
lol

[Anonymous No.10339368]

>>10337276
Prednisone is a steroid, if you dont drink youll feel better than you ever have in your entire life because steroids are literal magic tricks for your body. All inflammation, swelling, odd aches and shit will be gone. Dont fuck it up by being hungover.

>>10337796
Three dollar holler, do it a few times a week

>>10337804
make it a whole week next time for me anon

>>10339074
My whole fathers side drinks daily, ran down to me. None of them ever have any health problems and they definitely should. We also have people on that side with an iron in their blood issue, and they literally have to have their blood taken to stop over accumulation of iron. Anecdotally, drinking has alleviated all of my poor circulation. Numb feet and weird heart beats are gone when I drink (These were problems that existed when I was clean living for years.)

>>10339355
Dude Im 29 and think about getting throat cancer from drinking. Maybe not because of alcohol but because of the one dollar tall boys and how shitty their production is.

[Zeus !!GncWwT9U/RQ No.10339382]

Just had my first sip of johnnie walker black label, can't say I'm impressed desu. Genuinely feel like I prefer the whyte and mackay blend, and that's half the price.
>>10339335
Very commendable lad, not a lot of people would do that. Find new friends and fuck off usually.

[Anonymous No.10339383]

>>10339382
eat shit, trip pedo

[Zeus !!GncWwT9U/RQ No.10339386]

>>10339383
Das not nice, u taek dat back

[Anonymous No.10339536]

>>10339074
Yeah I'm not a loser

[Anonymous No.10339543]

What should I get tonight, boys? Alright, today. Kind of in a wine mood.

[Anonymous No.10339564]

>>10339543
And please, don’t say bottom shelf vodka.

[Anonymous No.10339577]

>>10339543
Get the wine. If you need to get drunker than a bottle of wine, do a few shots of whiskey with it.

[Anonymous No.10339602]

>>10337420
It's all so tiresome

[Anonymous No.10339607]

>>10339577
Hmm, wine with whiskey. That’s am intereting combination. Normally I’d just get two bottles of wine, but I think they should complement each other well. Especially for a snow storm like today. Thanks, anon.

[Anonymous No.10339611]

>>10337420

[Anonymous No.10339628]

Whats al/ck/s opinion of Tyskie?

[Zeus !!GncWwT9U/RQ No.10339634]

>>10339628
Good drink to get drunk on compared to carling/fosters etc, but can be a bit too carbonated. Stick to Guinness or John smiths lad!

[Anonymous No.10339644]

>>10339634
How about Stella?

[Anonymous No.10339645]

>that moment when you can’t refrain any longer and eat, ruining the buzz for the night

[Anonymous No.10339660]

>>10333373
I went to the bank last night and had a few beers, then my friend came and gave me mushrooms. Then we tried to crash a party across the street and got kicked out. Woke up this morning and had to go to work. It was a helluva night

[Anonymous No.10339755]

>>10339644
Stella is my favorite Pilsner. Nice and refreshing.

[Anonymous No.10339805]

>>10339755
I'll get on it then. I really need to curb my spirits habit.

[Anonymous No.10339819]

>>10339607
>two bottles of wine
Dunno about your system, but Id chug some alka-selzer water along with it, not to end up with all that acidic water in my stomach.

[Anonymous No.10339833]

>>10339819
Oh yeah, a stomach full of two bottles of wine and no food is an unpleasant thing

[Anonymous No.10339843]

>>10339833
>>10339819
How do you think the Romans did it?

[Zeus !!GncWwT9U/RQ No.10339877]

>>10339644
>>10339805
Stella is OK, but it can get a bit too much a few cans in. Again, I usually stick to non carbonated drinks or spirits. When you say you need to curb your spirit habit, what's wrong with your habit? How often are you drinking them and how much?

[Anonymous No.10339891]

>>10339877
I'm downing a bottle of Smirnoff every 2 days and its beginning to affect my work.

[Anonymous No.10339910]

>>10339843
me being the expert on the subject reading all the childrens books on antique mythology, they watered down their undrinkable wines in a separate bowl and served them thus

[Anonymous No.10339918]

>>10333373
Physical dependency really is no fun huh. Fuck it really crept up on me but here I am. I'm 22. I would like to get off this ride pls.

[Anonymous No.10339929]

>>10339918
Enjoy the ride.

[Anonymous No.10339935]

>>10339910
Also, it was absolutely despicable for a male citizen to be seen drunk, contrarily to female, interestingly. Wasn't Socrates famous for killing anybody at booze?

[Anonymous No.10339942]

>>10339935
Wait so women were allowed to be drunk but it was unmanly to look sloppy?

Truly a patrician culture. Too bad they were prudes

[Anonymous No.10339956]

>>10339942
Not really unmanly, I'd rather say shameful. It seems women were not important enough for their shame to matter.

[Anonymous No.10340285]

I like Disaronno, but it seems really expensive, what is the normal serving size neat?

Is there anything similar but cheaper for regular drinking?

[Anonymous No.10340341]

>>10340285

fussy tart

[Anonymous No.10340420]

>>10337485
99.9 Fahrenheit was a good album.

[Anonymous No.10340617]

How do I believably explain a year long gap in my resume? Pretty much did nothing but sit at home and drink. I got an interview next week and I know for a fact they will ask about it.

[Anonymous No.10340658]

>>10340617
Just say you had enough saved up to focus on yourself for a while and lie about your hobbies

[Anonymous No.10340661]

>>10340617
Close family member with a chronic illness became too sick to take of themself. Spent the whole year taking care of them full time until they tragically died. It was a difficult time in my life.

There you go.

[Anonymous No.10340675]

>>10340661

Wow. I've actually used this before, though it was kind of a half truth.

[Anonymous No.10340685]

>>10334484
Doesn't happen to me, but I usually don't drink more than one bottle. Like I get tipsy for some hours and laugh at shit.

[Anonymous No.10340697]

>>10339577
Took your advice, dubsman, if you’re still here. Figured I’d start with the whiskey first because I don’t want to get into that when it’s late. Going good so far, had a couple nice Irish coffees. Think after this I’ll have to switch to wine before I get too drunk. Good advice, man. Here’s a picture of the outside in return. Gonna be a comfy night.

[Anonymous No.10340710]

>>10340661
>>10340675
Think cancer could work. Did they ask you specific questions to see if you were telling the truth?

[Anonymous No.10340716]

>>10339935
>Wasn't Socrates famous for killing anybody at booze?
That would make sense. Insanely talented person. Killled because he didn’t follow protocol.

[Anonymous No.10340731]

RRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[Anonymous No.10340739]

>>10340697
what do you farm?

[Anonymous No.10340781]

>>10340710
pretty sure that would be illegal, though i've had some dude ask me if i was married before in an interview which i'm pretty sure is illegal up here. you could always just lie and make up some dumb job at some obscure company

[Anonymous No.10340836]

>>10340617
I had a 4 year gap. My union had a strike, which caused me to miss a year because I couldn't afford to live in the city anymore, which caused me to move to my grandparents' house. A flood happened not long after which ruined my car, which made it useless so I junked it for a grand. I basically used the remaining 3 years to get fit and stop drinking. I got a professional to do my resume for free because she thought I was interested in her. I got a new job, attained journeyman status, a new car and now I spend my weekends getting drunk alone because I am not a people person. The thing I remember about when she wrote my resume is that in the interview she told me to be mostly honest. Even though I was getting drunk alot in my neet status I was trying to get work. Just say you couldn't afford to live in the city, which caused you to move back home, where job opportunities are very limited.

[Anonymous No.10340841]

who here /going alone to the pub/ ?
doesn't even feel weird anymore, I just enjoy the different ambiance from my place...

[Anonymous No.10340853]

>>10340710
They're not gonna get personal beyond asking you what the illness was.

[Anonymous No.10340867]

>>10340841

yep.
never felt weird
i wanted to drink, so i drank

[Anonymous No.10340882]

>>10340841
I wish, but i've been banned from most clubs/bars in my town, even the pool hall. So, i just drink and play vidya in my room

[Anonymous No.10340888]

>>10340882
How the fuck did you do that

[Anonymous No.10340899]

>>10340841
>usually go to a local bbq + bar on weekends, sometimes on weekdays
>mostly just to interact with the cute waitresses who wear tight ass-wrapping pants
>one who likes to talk to me is this older woman with an amazing body
>thing is i don't know a fucking thing about her
>no facebook or anything like that
>she's most likely taken
>we talk about curling, traveling and pro wrestling
>thinking about asking her for her number but with the #metoo shit being big it might mean me getting kicked out and barred

>>10340882
I slapped a waitresses' ass at dooley's twice and I still haven't been barred.

[Anonymous No.10340904]

>>10340882
>i've been banned from most clubs/bars in my town
my youth

[Anonymous No.10340914]

>>10340899
I am no stranger to rejections and also to a few gfs but waitresses/bar chicks are expert level difficulty to land. They get hit on so fucking much every day by far more attractive guys with better game than me.

I mean I don't regret trying and getting rejected but I kinda learned my lesson. It's nicer to just have a kind ear to serve you drink when you crave company.

>>10340904
Made me chuckle anon

[Anonymous No.10340917]

>>10340888
By being a rude, annoying, autistic alcoholic. Also, i didn't pay my tabs at some places and when i would come back they would call the cops on me.

[Anonymous No.10340954]

>>10333792
Im worried about receding gums

[Anonymous No.10341003]

wake up at 7 am, drunk by 8 am.

go to cook breakfast, drop and kill an entire carton of eggs this is what rockbottom feels like isnt it. i've just completely fucking ruined any chance at breakfaast, im going to salvage as muc has i can and make a floor omelette

[Anonymous No.10341059]

hey fellas, i pretty much quit. just two bottles a month. my mouth doesn't feel like a ball of cotton anymore.

[Anonymous No.10341068]

[Anonymous No.10341092]

>>10341068
looks tasty, i'd eat it
good job

[Anonymous No.10341123]

So me and the old lady booze around quite a bit, not enough to hinder our jobs, but still, more than one might consider normal. Problem is whenever we get drunk, she snores like a motherfucker. And to make matters worse, Im a really really light sleeper, except for when Im full blown KO drunk.
How solve? I tried earplugs, but I can feel the bed vibrate and it just drives me nuts. I drather go sleep on the couch, but then I get woken up early morning by her to come back to bed because she feels lonely.
I love her to death, but not being able to sleep really pisses me off.

Is murder really my only option?

[Anonymous No.10341145]

>>10341092
yes it was great. floor ometlette is successful. But now i need to buy more eggs and resist the urge to buy another bottle.

[Anonymous No.10341173]

>getting drunk alone on rum
>drown my feels
>only company i've got are my cats

[Anonymous No.10341225]

>when you're absolutely perfectly wasted and all the anxiety washes away
The booze might kill me but I can't hate it.

[Anonymous No.10341247]

>>10341225
>when booze and drugs amplifies my anxiety
ive never been more scared in my life

[Anonymous No.10341251]

>>10341247
Why would you be an alkie if it makes everything worse for you?

[Anonymous No.10341255]

>>10341251
anything to escape

[Anonymous No.10341262]

>>10341255
But it isn't escaping if it makes everything worse.

[Anonymous No.10341267]

>>10340781
Lying isn't illegal

[Anonymous No.10341268]

>>10340914
Yeah, I work at a bar and restaurant and all of the servers at this place are in relationships. Still flirt for tips, though, so people get gamed all the time.

Hitting on a waitress is pretty much guaranteed to never work.

[Anonymous No.10341281]

>>10341173
Cats are all you need, what's the problem

[Anonymous No.10341308]

>>10341173
Should've bought a loving dog then you mong.

[Anonymous No.10341328]

>was supposed to go visit a qt
>took a shower, shaved dick, face, ect
>call her
>"oh I'm actually not home, I'm busy tonight"
>can tell she's bullshitting me
>ok
>"ok bye"


Fucking women, I fucking hate them.

Wasting my fucking time and money constantly

[Anonymous No.10341442]

>At a family party, my brother brings a half keg of beer, invites me to drink from the keg, and its only me and him drinking it, he puts keg in the kitchen.

>Make sure noone is looking, I would fill up a pint, down it, then fill up another pint, down it, and then fill up a pint for casually drinking

>My brothers friends come to the party and he invites them to get beer from the keg.

>They yell out after having a couple 'There's nothing left its empty!'

>My brother says' It cant be, ive only had 8 pints and it was me and anon only drinking from it

>Everyone stops and stares at me, im fucking wasted, barely standing at this point and have drunk about 40 odd pints to myself

> Don't explain, run home and switch my phone off

Why does it have to be like this bros?

[Anonymous No.10341474]

>New cashier only scans 1 beer instead of the sixpack barcode.
The beer gods favor me today!

[Anonymous No.10341491]

>>10337659
get james ready 5.5, decent taste to. or just get some laker export

[Anonymous No.10341494]

>>10341328
Why the fuck are you having your dick you soy boy?

[Anonymous No.10341557]

>>10341442
>40 odd pints
jeez man
you are a lost cause.
would 20-30 pints not have been fair?
damn anon

[Anonymous No.10341584]

>>10341557
its not my fault, he told me that it was only me and him drinking from the keg, I thought noone would notice because theres like 60 odd pints in a half keg.

I just couldn't help myself...I lost count and was necking 2 pints before filling up my drinking pint....what was I supposed to do? It was free beer! It was over a 4 hour period if that makes it any better........fuck am I that far gone?

[Anonymous No.10341600]

>>10341584
40 ish - 16oz pints.

How?
Please tell me you just lost count.

[Anonymous No.10341602]

>>10341442
This is why I would carry a flask when I was out.

[Anonymous No.10341628]

>>10341600
I did lose count, but realised afterwards I was drinking like 3 pints in a go and it all added up over the four hours.....but I just couldn't stop myself once I started like that, it was free and delicious, and I thought noone would notice!

Just cant face up to it, have had my phone off all day just been in bed wondering how much of a scumbag they think I am......Its not a scumbag move though right? It was a mistake, I guess......

[Anonymous No.10341637]

>>10341628
Turn your phone on at least.
Answer you brother if he has been messaging you.
Running off made you look bad but all can be forgiven.
He's your brother, so at least be honest with him if he is messaging you bringing it up.
It wasnt necessarily scummy, just beyond excessive.

Turn your phone on, you cant hide from it forever man.

[Anonymous No.10341660]

>>10341628
lol you didn't drink 40 pints in 4 hours, shithawk

[Anonymous No.10341670]

has drinking really ruined my gums

[Anonymous No.10341776]

>>10341660
thats what I was saying. I have no clue what kind of pints he was using but even a hardcore alck would be tested doing 20 pints in 4 hours.

[Anonymous No.10341778]

What’s a matter, anon, why don’t you get settled down?

[Anonymous No.10341782]

>>10341778
No you settle down.

[Anonymous No.10341786]

>>10341670
Donyiu brush your teeth? Just brush yuurbfucjingbteeth

[Anonymous No.10341793]

>>10341786
I do brush my teeth but gum recession runs in my family and I smoke. My dentist says that if i get on a regular brushing/flossing routine I should be able to keep gum recession/disease away. I just don't want to look like my father who has lost a lot of teeth and been through rehab 4 times.

[Anonymous No.10341794]

>>10341660
im a massive guy....plus high tolerance... fuck this place why do you judge me?

[Anonymous No.10341799]

>>10341794
not judging. calling out bullshit is my hobby

[Anonymous No.10341801]

>>10341794
We were trying to help but 40 pints is absurd in 4 hours.

Also I told you to turn your phone back on, but the more you post the more you seem like you dont want help.

[Anonymous No.10341809]

>>10341794
i believe you anon. when your tolerance is that high, it takes a lot of beer for you to feel fucked up.

[Anonymous No.10341814]

>>10341794
You claimed to have drank about 18.9 liters of beer in 4 hours.
What?

[Anonymous No.10341817]

>>10341782
Hey. I just want to make sure I’m not kissing Nat Cole over here yiunjnie whatv I’m saying

[Anonymous No.10341823]

>>10341817
No I dont, sober up brotherman.

[Anonymous No.10341831]

>>10341778
what are you talkin about ma, I settle down every night

[Anonymous No.10341842]

i think i need to settle down

[Anonymous No.10341846]

Well you ain’t alright Spida:... run for me ya prick . LET HIM CRAWL

[Anonymous No.10341858]

NOW YOU’RE GONNA DIG THE WHOLE

[Anonymous No.10341872]

>>10341846
go fuck yourself, tommy

[Anonymous No.10341875]

arghh my spleen
or stomach

[Anonymous No.10341921]

>>10341823
Opie pls go

[Anonymous No.10341929]

>1 minute ago it was 12:59am
>now it's 2am

1 hour less of sleep, fuck

[Anonymous No.10342007]

How to stop rolling off the bed/couch/table/tractor-trailer after going to bed drunk?
I can get to my bed just fine, I don't bounce off walls and I've never tripped or fell while walking drunk. But apparently my sleeping body isn't coordinated enough to just fucking lay still.

[Anonymous No.10342026]

>when your parents disown you over your alcoholism

[Anonymous No.10342075]

it's okay friends, we are all going to make it... we have to.

[Anonymous No.10342085]

>>10342007
wrap the blankets super tight

[Anonymous No.10342137]

>>10342007
What works for the elderly works for drunks, generally speaking.

>fall out of bed
>can't walk right and fall down in the street and showers
>forget things all the time
>shit and piss yourself all the time

They're our allies. Them and babies.

[Anonymous No.10342238]

Day 12 of sobriety. Been trying to spend time playing vidya and watching wrestling.
Anyone know if there's a reverse splitter for headphones? So you can listen to two devices at once

[Anonymous No.10342275]

AWhat you boys dippin?

[Anonymous No.10342358]

>>10341875
Is it lower right?

[Anonymous No.10342417]

>>10342358

nope

[Anonymous No.10342419]

I binge drink Evan Williams about twice a week. My hangovers are pretty brutal. If I pay the premium for Jack Daniels marketing, will my hangovers be less severe?

[Anonymous No.10342427]

>>10342417
That's kidney zone
Is it more felt towards your back than your front?

[Anonymous No.10342430]

>>10342419
Drink some Seagrams vo. Cheap and hangovers are less brutal. Or switch to blue agave tequila. I never have hangovers from tequila. That blue agave keeps you hydrated

[Anonymous No.10342457]

Day 15 sober, just got done with all physical withdrawals. Was puking blood for the first week. Finally the dazed and depression has gone away. I can finally sleep too.

[Anonymous No.10342574]

>friday night yesterday
>typical 4chan autist, 25 years old never been to a bar socially, no friends, annoyed by everyone, just angry and make jokes all the time
>coworkers going to bar because another person is leaving, convince me to go
>i sit there for a few hours basically not talking to anyone and sitting with my coworker's dog, don't even eat or drink anything because i dont feel like it, basically as autistic as i assumed it would be
>finally they order me a girl drink long island iced tea and everyone is "amazed" that im actually drinking thats how autistic i am like a child
>especially don't want to get drunk around them because then i know i would get ridiculed even more but this stupid drink actually got me buzzed because im such a lightweight

jesus christ almighty i was literally AFRAID to drink alcohol in front of people. when i was in college, even though i was an autist i at least didnt have a problem drinking with or in front of my roommates and their friends (could even do shots of the nastiest shit). why do i just shut down like this

[Anonymous No.10342583]

>>10342457
Nice job dude

[Anonymous No.10342654]

Anyone here ever drank things other than alcohol to get drunk? I was reading Moscow to the End of the Line, and the random shit they drank in the Soviet Union was insane

[Anonymous No.10342713]

>>10341875
agh my liver

[Anonymous No.10342718]

>>10342457
good job

[Anonymous No.10342733]

Post al/ck/ headwear

[Anonymous No.10342742]

>>10342654
No, I'm honestly scared to. Dunno what is safe and in what amount.

[Anonymous No.10342761]

>>10342733
Go to bed my man

[Anonymous No.10342771]

>>10342733

[Anonymous No.10342775]

>>10342457
I'm trying to do the same, but every several hours I HAVE to have a drink to make the pain stop slightly. I was so dehydrated the first 2 days because I couldn't hold down anything. I had the shakes so bad, horrible insomnia, horrible pain, and today I've had so many random cramps and pains all over my body. Gave up and had 2 beers, feel a lot better. Also drank a bunch of V8, as much water as I could get down, and finally had a small bowl of soup. I feel much better, but I'm terrified that those beers are just destroying all progress I've made.

Guess what I'm asking is, are you doing cold turkey? If so, how? Are you still working?

[Anonymous No.10342782]

im fuckin bored, I think I'm going to go buy some more beer

[Anonymous No.10342785]

what you niggas doing

[Anonymous No.10342803]

>>10342785
Being too drunk for sleep
But wanting it

[Anonymous No.10342835]

>wake up from blackout
>immediately check phone for day/time
>check calls
>3 calls to boss 11pm, 12am, 2am
>one call to a hooker I know well
>2 calls to my sister


Oh god, What have I done

[Anonymous No.10342928]

asd

[Anonymous No.10342933]

what day is it lads

[Anonymous No.10343033]

>>10342933
you can look at the top of your post for that answer

[Anonymous No.10343043]

>>10342654
>>10342742

If you are drinking mouthwash the 'safest' kind would be brown.
No minty adulterants and it is slightly stronger/cheaper.
But I normally can only get down a few shots at a time.

Brown mouthwash is relatively safe compared to other things. I can attest that I have drank at least two large bottles worth in the past couple years and it never felt bad on my stomach.
It's not for getting drunk though, its strictly desperation drink to avoid wds

[Anonymous No.10343076]

>>10343043
>Comes to food and cooking board
>Scroll down on the front page to see advice on the best mouthwash to avoid the shakes
Please try to get yourself help

[Anonymous No.10343096]

>>10343043
Christ... You can get bottom shelf vodka for like $3. Mouthwash costs more than that

[Anonymous No.10343101]

>>10343096
Sometimes you can only find mouthwash when flat broke.

>>10343076
Don't most of us here on this general need help.

[Anonymous No.10343156]

>>10343076
We help each other here tbhfam
Although a lot of ppl need professional help too

[Anonymous No.10343227]

>>10343156
Thanks, I just want them to know which mouthwash to drink if they have that issue arise.

The help from our fellow alcks is crucial in harm reduction.

[Anonymous No.10343399]

>>10342835
https://youtube.com/watch?v=bxO_wp0AQqY

[Anonymous No.10343531]

use to wake up swinging a few times. hit the headboard, people whatever.

[Anonymous No.10343597]

>>10343531
>when your sick has blood in it

[Anonymous No.10343602]

I'm quitting for good starting right now. Not even a bad drunken experience on my part, but seeing what booze still does to my dad...no more. Not worth it financially, physically, or mentally.

[Anonymous No.10343659]

>>10343602
It's the right decision. If you know you're going to have a problem, best stay off the sauce. I thought I could handle it without turning into my dad or his. But that shit creeps up on you.

[Anonymous No.10343724]

Depressingly laying here listening to Stevie nicks/Fleetwood Mac
Anyone know this feel?

[Anonymous No.10343732]

>tfw switching to beer helped for a while with moderation but now i've just become very good at drinking beer

[Anonymous No.10343830]

How do you get through the nightmares? I'm really tired now but this is becoming crippling desu
The moment I close my eyes I hear constant buzzing and the occasion deafening shout in my ear, then I start dreaming about being in the exact same room but end up suffering some how

[Anonymous No.10343938]

>>10343830
I don't know man, I have the same issue sometimes.
My dreams always involve me somewhere in or around my house or in the room i'm sleeping in but I'm doing something wrong and people I know are shaming me or I am finding a way to suffer.
It's odd because the only time I dream that i'm in my house are these nightmares.

[Anonymous No.10343963]

>tfw you wake up and lose your glasses

[Anonymous No.10343974]

>>10343963
Omg. This every time. Or when u lose your wallet. Once I found my glasses and thy had been snaped

[Anonymous No.10343993]

>>10343974
>tfw you wake up and some chick on discord is hitting on you