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>> No.10335617

HOW DOES HE GET OUT OF THERE WITHOUT BREAKING THE EGGS

>> No.10335619

How

>> No.10335630

>>10335614
what even is this dish? seems like too much sauce

>> No.10335726

>>10335614
It looks like it's at least 90% grease.

>> No.10335756

does he have to stay in there until he sells all the eggs

>> No.10335765

SOMEONE POST THE VIRGIN VS CHAD EGGMAN

>> No.10335851

wrong filename retard

>> No.10335904
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>> No.10335910

>>10335614
How get out no break egg?

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>> No.10335917

>>10335904
Gross. Burgers should be fully cooked.

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>> No.10335923

why did he eat the eggs?

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>> No.10335931

>>10335917
>Gross.
It's Jack. What did you expect..?

>> No.10335933

oh boy another 300 reply thread with the same 45 webms posted every other thread
fuck all of you

>> No.10335938

>>10335933
neck yourself retard

>> No.10335953

>>10335630
Looks like a meme-d up pan pizza.

>> No.10335959

>>10335922
>grilled cheese martini
>contains no vermouth
This iisn't even a grilled cheese vodka martini, t's just grilled cheese vodka.

>> No.10335963

>>10335931
Guess I'm unaware

>> No.10335971

>>10335959
still gross

>> No.10335974

>>10335959
DOES IT MATTER?

>> No.10336004

>>10335614
Legit looks like shit and I would not even eat it, fucking retard cook.

>> No.10336009

>>10336004
Have to agree with you. it's bound to be overcooked. Plus there's way too much bbq sauce.

>> No.10336010

>>10335614
why not just drink high fructose barbecue sauce straight from the bottle at that point pig disgusting amerifat

>> No.10336016

>>10336010
Gotta keep up appearances.

>> No.10336135

>>10335614
Is that chive on top of there? Seriously what is even the point its been fucking destroyed with bbq sauce. I love bbq sauce as much as the next guy but you aren't going to taste any finesse in that dish.

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>> No.10336155

>>10336150
How

>> No.10336181

>>10336150
Egg?

>> No.10336233
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your mom posted this

>> No.10336245

>>10335904
Has nobody ever teached her how to cut or why does she use so much pressure?

>> No.10336251

>catched

>> No.10336291

>>10336245
>teached
>her
>or why
All of Jack's knives are dull as shit.

>> No.10336304

>>10335904
>cold cheese
>red burger separating from the damp seared part
>crushing while cutting
bait

>> No.10336315

>>10335959
wish a tomato/basil base it's more like a shitty bloody mary

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>>10335614

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>>10336150
>>10336233
>>10336325

>> No.10336340

>>10336150
>>10336233
How is he able to perfectly time the flip without burning the eggs or the bread?

>> No.10336371

>>10336150
>>10336233
>>10336325

HOW

>> No.10336392

>>10336150
How do they wiggle their tongue without breaking the eggs?

>> No.10336403

>>10335930
>AN ENTIRE BOX OF SUGAR

>> No.10336418
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>>10335614
>allowing someone with finger tattoos or tattoo arm sleeves to touch your food

Not even once.

>> No.10336564

>>10335911
>MAX FILL
kek

>> No.10336565

Is egg fort the jack of 2018 webm thread?

>> No.10336624

>>10336233
how do the eggs break without him getting out of there?

>> No.10336636

>>10336304
it's not bait
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J47pL_BW8TQ
you can fast forward to the 11' 7" mark

>> No.10336646

>>10336565

Egg man precedes jack, retard. The "how does he get out" shit likely proceeds jack, too, it just didn't become a thing with newfags until just now.

>> No.10336721

>>10335904
that looks like shit

>> No.10336833

>>10336636
This whole channel is bait

>> No.10336870

>>10336721
nothing gets past you does it sherlock

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>>10336721
faggot

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>>10335630

It's not sauce, it's chocolate syrup.

>> No.10336902

>>10336885
Holy shit I actually need this. Fucking room niggers

>> No.10336912

>>10336902
instead of using a cage of passive aggression, beat them up thoroughly every time they take food from you and

>> No.10336936

This is getting worse than Sneed

Underage phone users forcing memes like they are a nuclear weapon

>> No.10336942

>>10336936
Fuck off back to t/v/eddit

>> No.10336949

H O W
O
W

E G G S
G
G
S

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>>10335933
Make OC then faggot

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>>10336010
IT'S AUSTRALIAN RETARD!

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>>10336646
Nah jackposts were the eggman of last year I think Amy's home kitchen is next desu

>> No.10336976

>>10336973
Tonight on TLC: Monkey in the Kitchen

>> No.10336979

>>10336902
There was a story on fatpeoplehate about a girl who had a coworker that would constantly steal other people's food from the break room. She wanted to fuck with the piggy, so she bought one of these and filled with cupcakes but didn't show it to anyone. Instead she announced in front of piggy that she had brought cupcakes for a party afterwork and that she was keeping them in the break room. Eventually a whole lot of noise started coming from the break room and piggy stormed out pissed off. It's a great way to fuck with food thieves.

>> No.10336993

>>10336979
I would've pressed the cupcakes through the grid with a stick and eaten my fill just to fuck back

>> No.10336994

>>10336973
you're so fucking new it hurts
kill yourself

>> No.10336998
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>>10336993
Kek I don't remember what kind of damage was done to the cupcakes, but it was to shame the fat fuck in front of the entire office.

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>>10336994
Been here for years and I'm probably not leaving anytime soon
Jack postings was dominating this board before that webm was even made though so idk what the fuck your on about the how does he get out shit is fairly new but it will pass like all forced memes eventually do>>10336994

>> No.10337032

>>10335922
it completely abandoned the infused vodka shit. haha

>> No.10337033

>>10336325
MOM nobody buys eggs from meee

>> No.10337040

>>10336877
D I S G U S T I N G T O N G U E

>> No.10337045

>>10337032
no it didn't, the grilled cheese slices they garnished with were infused

>> No.10337046

>>10336973
jacks been here for years retard, what are you even talking about

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>>10336150
>>10336233
>>10336325

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>> No.10337063

>>10336418
Post more anime cooking.

>> No.10337067

>>10336956
who is this qt?

>> No.10337080

>>10337063
You should really check out, "Shokugeki no Sōma".

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>>10337046
When we was the only thing the webm threads were posting

>> No.10337139

>>10335911
looks like me and ur mom last nite

>> No.10337263

>>10336973
This is my favorite jack webm. It's so raw.

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>> No.10337304

>>10335904
burger goes on the plate, plate goes on the cutting board

>> No.10337327

>>10336973
>ywn be this happy

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>>10337327

>> No.10337341

>>10336877
some juicee new jack material, will add it to my folder

>> No.10337353

>>10335614

Jesus fuck how horrifying. This should be illegal.

>> No.10337355

>>10336877
Absolutely obscene.

>> No.10337470

>>10337355
>>10337341
>>10337061
>>10336877

B I G B O I B I T E S

>> No.10337530

>>10335614
amerifats absolutely LOVE smothering things in disgusting artificial syrup sauces, and throwing together a bunch of different ingredients that dont work together and then baking/deep frying it

disgusting

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>> No.10337556

>>10336953
Reported

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>>10336956
Reminds me of pic related

>> No.10337566

>>10337551
non-american here what the fuck does pumpkin spice even taste like and why are thots so into it?

>> No.10337570

>>10337566
tastes like pumpkin

>> No.10337572

Someone please post the disgusting street food shit with the doritos and ramen

>> No.10337573
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>>10337566
It's trendy

>> No.10337588

>>10337566
what, they don't have pumpkins in the shit parts of Earth...?

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>>10337572

>> No.10337591

>>10337573
>Look how healthy I am, I'm subbing bread for avocado

>> No.10337594

>>10336885
I'd like to get one of these because subhuman co-workers sadly exist but those same subhuman co-workers clutter the fridge up so it would never fit.

>> No.10337596

>>10337566
>non-american here
>because you're either american or not american
Found the OBSESSED American.

>> No.10337598

>>10337566
I think it's just sweetened cinammon and nutmeg. No actual pumpkin

>> No.10337599

>>10337589
Thank you sir, please more

>> No.10337601

>>10337570
>>10337588
Well shit.
Haven't tasted that either, didn't even know you could eat them really.

I mean why else would they use them for jack-o-lanterns
>>10337596
You're the only nation in the world gay enough to make spice out of your halloween decor.

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>>10337599
As you wish.

>> No.10337604

>>10337598
Wow

>> No.10337606

>>10336998
God damn, I hate niggers.

>> No.10337610
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>>10337599

>> No.10337614

>>10336998
disgusting

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>> No.10337621

>>10337610
>All kinds of sauces on candy and chips
why

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>> No.10337627

>>10336245
When you're cutting with a dull knife you need that much force.

>> No.10337628

>>10336956
True american pig

>> No.10337631

>>10336418
Agreed. Also, why does everything taste better when cooked outdoors?

>> No.10337636

>>10336956
>using her hands to move the plate
Every time she did that I'd spank her right on her fat ass.

>> No.10337644

>>10336998
The fuck is wrong with her face? It's like it's smushed it together with her hands

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>>10337327

>> No.10337663

>>10336998
"I shouldn't have to worry about my low standards but I demand my partner to have high standards" Nice female logic right here

Because >muh whamen are never wrong

>> No.10337669

>>10337082
>Missing the bit afterwards where the food makes all her clothes come off

That show is so silly, but I like it. New President of the school literally did nothing wrong.

>> No.10337671

>>10337610
>>10337603
I will never understand this

>> No.10337677

>>10337588
HAHA CAUSE AMERICA IS THE GREATEST COUNTRY IN THE WORLD HAHA HAMBURGERS GUNS FREEEDOM AMIRIGHT GUISEEE XDDD

>> No.10337679

>>10337530
I've seen like 20 mexican webms doing the same shit with doritos. That entire landmass is a culinary hole

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>> No.10337687

>>10337677
this

>> No.10337707

>>10337603
I get the chips and cheese thing but why put the rest of that shit?

>> No.10337725

>>10337610
diabetes

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>>10336564
Fucking mad lad

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>>10337761
Gross

>> No.10337766

>>10336418
THANKS FOR MAKING SURE I HAVE BONES IN MY SOUP

>> No.10337768

>>10337301
Eyebrows

>> No.10337784

>>10337020
post ingrediants

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>>10337301
What's her hourly rate?

>> No.10337802

>>10335614
How does he get into the kitchen without wearing a hair net?

>> No.10337808

>>10337802
Through the door.

>> No.10337831

>>10337766
>he doesn't know how to eat soup with fish and fish bones in it.

I bet you cry over the scales too.

>> No.10337832

>>10337617
Always weirds me out a bit how some old fat mexican men in glasses look indistinguishable from old fat asian men in glasses

>> No.10337842

>>10336418
Nice.

>> No.10337844

>>10337831
>eating bones
A habit picked up by your mother.

>> No.10337848

>>10337747
i want this

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>>10336332

>> No.10337870

>>10337589
Whenever I see a webm of food like this, this kind of cheap, unhealthy, disgusting crap, I get sad when I realize that I think I'm better than they are for judging what they eat. It's clearly made with love, it isn't some pretentious crap, it's just some cheap comfort junk food trying it's best to be decadent, I get a lump in my throat just thinking about it. Why is this /ck/?

>> No.10337879

>>10337870
>Why is this /ck/?
You wouldn't think this hard about it if you didn't see it every day.

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>>10336877

why doesnt he know how to hold and eat a burger

>> No.10337901

>>10337301
I would kill people to have her make food for me.

>> No.10337914

>>10335904
ITS FOOKIN RAWWWWW

>> No.10337922

>>10335630
Looks like a Western take on okonomiyaki to me.

>> No.10337923

>>10337761
the funny shit about this is he is judging one of the world agreed upn best places to eat and is like "yeah mhmmm mmmm wellmmm 4/10 not that great"

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>> No.10337934

>>10337707
Blood sausage?

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>>10337063

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>>10335911
Surely this is staged. No one is that fucking stupid.

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>>10336877

I never thought he was trolling until I saw this. Oh my god

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>> No.10337993

>>10335614
what a horrible fucking hairdo

>> No.10337995

>>10335917
unless you grind the meat yourself

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>> No.10338011

>>10337601
>make spice out of your halloween decor
this dumbass thinks pumpkin spice is made of pumpkin

>> No.10338015

>>10337301
https://youtu.be/hwf1NFX2uck

>> No.10338020

>>10337020
Source?

>> No.10338031

>>10337995
even then you should cook all the way though. The reason steak is ok to cook rare is because you still sear the fuck out of the surface area. Ground beef has a lot exposed to air

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>>10337327
I'll be there one day. So will you.

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>> No.10338156

>>10337789
who the hell sticks their tongue out that far to eat?

>> No.10338165

>>10338156
Jack

>> No.10338180

>>10338141
What an asshole. It's obvious this guy isn't into miniatures or scale models at all and is just doing some trendy bullshit. He's not even doing it well. Nothing about this is comfy to watch and the final product looks like shit.

>> No.10338181

>>10337589
>>10337603
>>10337610
>>10337617
>>10337622
People try to meme American food and then pretend Mexico doesn't exist...

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>>10338141

>final cooked "cake" is just fucking white bread slices cut into circles and stuck into the cake pan

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>> No.10338215

>>10338192
Stop posting these fucking puke videos

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>>10338215
Stop posting disgusting Indians

>> No.10338240

can someone webm 2:11 to 3:00?

https://youtu.be/Xw-LPFFe9sU?t=131

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>>10338255

>> No.10338265

>>10338255
based, how'd you do it?

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>>10338265
4 years for a graphic design degree.
>mfw

>> No.10338273

>>10336010
Ikr, and I'm american. Shit is not meant to be consumed by humans.

>> No.10338287

>>10335630
its a pulled pork deep dish pizza with bbq sauce

>> No.10338294
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>> No.10338309

>>10338294
you're killing him

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>>10338309
He's helping him.

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>> No.10338370

>>10338180
wow, that mad you mad? KEK!!!

>> No.10338371

>>10338265
We are the webm. Lower your gifs and surrender your youtube videos. We will add your original content and new images to our own. Your posting will adapt to service us. Shitposting is futile.

>> No.10338404

>>10338141
>>10338180
No dude I'm glad you said that. It is pretty shitty and it needs to be said.

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>> No.10338419

>>10338339
This is a blue board.

>> No.10338424

>>10338417
Shit I'd eat the raw beef too if the options were that or boiled gray lumps.

>> No.10338432

Whats worse his tattoos or his """pizza"""

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>>10338311
>>10338294
Those either need captions or sound to really be funny though

>> No.10338440

>>10338417

Are cats color blind or something? You'd think she'd figure out that the pink ones are the good ones after the first few.

>> No.10338442

>>10338440
Her smell helps her.

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>>10338417
It makes sense for a cat to go for raw meat though the texture is more like a fresh kill than bland tough boiled cubes of flesh

>> No.10338444

>>10338437
All three of those webms were made by me. ;P

>> No.10338449

>>10337565
I need to know the name of that film. It marked my childhood.

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>>10338444
Keep it up I'm disgusted by each one in a different way

>> No.10338455

>>10338443
like a popped boil

>> No.10338469

>>10338451
So what is that?

>> No.10338479

>>10338443
>knife against cast iron

no

>> No.10338507

>>10338449
Mathilda

>> No.10338516

>>10338255
Honestly cut out the two pieces of bread, throw that shit in a bowl with ice cream and we Gucci

>> No.10338529

>>10338440
Color to them means very little

>> No.10338537

>>10338516
you high bruh? want dabettus..

>> No.10338540

>>10337622
seems like an easy way to eat 11 onions and 17,500% of your RDA of sodium at once

>> No.10338544

>>10338443
yeaahh get all that filling out of there don't want any of that inside just get rid of it all fuck yeah

>> No.10338547

>>10336245
>has
>teached
Shitskin spotted

>> No.10338571

>>10335904
BURGER

NICE AND RAW

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>> No.10338576

>>10337993
which one? that has been popular here in america for a few years already

>> No.10338583

I enjoy every one of these threads.

>> No.10338584
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>>10338141
>cooking for your 5'11" man

>> No.10338589

>>10335911
>>10336564
>>10337139
>>10337954
>tfw crows are smarter than jack

https://youtu.be/ZerUbHmuY04?t=64

>> No.10338597

>>10338417
It's 4 am and I'm watching a discerning cat on the internet.

>> No.10338622

>>10338417
probably raised it on raw meat no shit it's eating raw meat

>> No.10338624

>>10337677

lurk more

>> No.10338627

>>10338440
I asked my cat, she said she wasn't color blind and just liked to sniff things before eating.

>> No.10338630

>>10338451
leeches?

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>> No.10338649

>>10336245
>>10336304
how fucking new

>> No.10338656

>there are people on this board right now that don't know about ja/ck/
Are you serious? Get out of here

>> No.10338671

>>10336979
I honestly thought you were going to say that there was no party, and that the cupcakes had been make with salt instead of sugar, or some other such chicanery.

>> No.10338674

>>10337663
Good point. The person who made that image was likely oblivious to this aspect.

>> No.10338687

>>10336956
Is this performance art?

>> No.10338705

>>10337566
If you've ever had pumpkin pie, it's just the spices they use to flavor the pie. It's actually "pumpkin pie spice" but because people are lazy they shortened it to "pumpkin spice". It's actually really good as coffee flavoring, but I will agree that it gets abused to be trendy.

>> No.10338720

>>10338575
if it's not sausage then..... what is it.....

>> No.10338722

>>10338469
Peanut worms. I remember dissecting them in Invertebrate Zoology. Cool little things.

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Strong lifts and gains will come to you but only if you reply to this post with "lift strong snibba!"

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>>10338722
based peanut worms

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>>10336956

>> No.10338739

>>10336245
she????....... have you eyes?

>> No.10338746

>>10335911
The room temperature oil gets me every fucking time

>> No.10338781

>>10338180
i agree that it was pretty annoying

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>> No.10338835

>>10338821
Door should push inward so hinge doesn't show on outside.

>> No.10338843

>>10338821

>you have to eat all the eggs before i can open the door to my sex dungeon

It's literally what the egg man is dreaming about when he imagines America.

>> No.10338856

>>10338725
lift strong snibba!

>> No.10338865

>>10338821
that's cool as hell

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Be honest
Could you finish this platter?

>> No.10338894

>>10338642
What's the original sandwich? This is about as Portuguese as modern Brazil.

>> No.10338906

>>10338821
YES YESSS YEEEEEEESSS FUCK YES I WANT THIS

>> No.10338909

>>10338869
Most certainly not in one sitting.

>> No.10338913

>>10338894

How do you know it's not authentic if you don't know what it's supposed to be? As far as I remember it's basically a frankenstein Portuguese version of the croque monsieur and is pretty much only found in Porto.

>> No.10338917

>>10338894
>Never heard of a francesinha
fucking saloio

>> No.10338918 [DELETED] 

>>10338865
That's really portuguese, except they don"t put fucking salami in it, it's supposed to be the '' portuguese version of croque monsieur'

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Francesinha

>> No.10338922

>>10338821
Really smart design

>> No.10338923

>>10337622
What is that lil red and white bean shit I see in every single of these mexishit webms?

>> No.10338924

>>10338894
That's really portuguese, except they don"t put fucking salami in it, it's supposed to be the '' portuguese version of croque monsieur'

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Francesinha

>> No.10338928

>>10338923
Kidney and pinto beans

>> No.10338929

>>10338923
those are Japanese peanuts

>> No.10338945

>>10336332
Thats jail cuisine. I wouldnt trust him with a real knife either

>> No.10338949

>>10338642
These are so fucking good. Had so many of these when I was living in Porto. Good times. Love you portuguese bros

>> No.10338952

>>10337573
disgusting

>> No.10338970

>>10338821
Be cooler if it was a murder basement

>> No.10338972

>>10336956
i get a boner every time

>> No.10338987

>>10337603
that's like a retarded yee sang right for americans

>> No.10338996

>>10336233
What do you think this man's reaction would be if he knew he was celebrated on a Vietnamese cotton weaving forum?

>> No.10339006

>>10336418
I always hate that shit animes always do where the person is apprehensive right up until eating the food and the second they take a tiny sip it's as if god himself have them a handjob.

>> No.10339010

>>10337057
kek

>> No.10339022

>>10335922

This achieves new levels of disgusting

>> No.10339029

>>10338821
So fucking sexy.

>> No.10339030

>>10339006
why do you think gof would be good at wanking?

>> No.10339045

>>10338339
I need a meat slicer

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>>10337669
>That show is so silly
How could you possibly state such a thing

>> No.10339059

>>10337603
but how does he get out of there without breaking the chips?

>> No.10339062

>>10338575
WHAT IS IT

>> No.10339065

>>10338725
LIFT STRONG SNIBBA!

>> No.10339100

>>10338469
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Urechis_unicinctus

>> No.10339107

>>10337768
fuck off you drawn eyebrow trender faggot

>> No.10339129

>>10338575
it's some kind of chocolate candybar
bring back absolutely tasty

>> No.10339133

>>10338725
lift strong snibba!

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>>10337610
Jesus fucking Christ build the goddamn wall already

>> No.10339176

>>10337663
>high standards
>take baths and have maners

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>>10336636
every single thing about this enrages me

>> No.10339237

>>10338074
Alien at 10s

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>>10336956

>> No.10339341

>>10338469
Sea schlongers

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>>10339237
ayyy

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>>10339342
I swore that chick in the background was pulling her too down for that guy for a good moment there and was a bit pissed at the camera guy but I think she was pulling a pipe out of her bra

>> No.10339363

>>10338199
better give some to that duck, you glutton

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>>10339342
So cute.

>> No.10339452

>>10337870
>getting yourself worked up to the point of tears over a webm
>getting yourself worked up to the point of tears over a webm of disgusting mexican shit chips

Wew lad, consider suicide

>> No.10339462

>>10339452
that's a nice post, thanks for contributing to the toxicity of this food and cooking board
faggot

>> No.10339466

>>10335614
H O W
E G G
?????

>> No.10339472

>>10339342
shit looks fucking delicious.

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>>10337063

>> No.10339495

>>10339462
>toxicity

Are a you a faggot?

>> No.10339548

>>10339462
I think getting all water eyed and choked up is way more toxic than me calling you out for being an overly emotional little twerp

>> No.10339597

>>10339342
M I L K E D

>> No.10339695

>>10336233
What's the sauce on this anyways? Country?

>> No.10339709

>>10336885
Dianne your gay little food safe was taking up all the room in the fridge so we broke the gay little plastic and threw it out. Also you're a cunt and you're fired.

>> No.10339736

>>10338869
man, by the time he's done assembling this shit half of that food is going to be cold and dry
one more reason why instagram meme food culture sucks ass

>> No.10339745

>>10339736
That's just for the video
You know damn well they just toss that shit on there when it's ordered for real

>> No.10339822

>>10337566
It's all the spices you put in pumpkin pie sans the pumpkin. People love it because it's "the flavors if fall"

>> No.10339849

>>10338869
>using gloves
wtf do americans really do this?

>> No.10339856

>>10339849
Use basic hygiene? Yes.

>> No.10339884

>>10339452
are you andrew dobson

>> No.10339904

>>10338725
lift strong snibba!

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*scores meat*

>> No.10339924

>>10335904
>untoasted bun
>cold cheese
>uneven tomato
>gherkin juice not padded off
>raw burger
jesus

>> No.10339930

>>10336418
Made in Abyss is such a piece of art.

>> No.10339931

>>10339695
South Korea

>> No.10339932

>>10337596
>trying to reappropriate the meme

it will never work

>> No.10339939

>>10339916
This is what my knifes are like.

>> No.10339941

>>10338945
Oh, it makes sense now. Yeah, I guess if you're in jail and you still want to '''''cook''''' then that's as good as it gets.

>> No.10339946

>>10336953
For fuck's sake I love bread and pastries

>> No.10339947

>>10339924
It's called a pickle you asshole.

>> No.10339969

>>10337784
You can literally see what is being put into it

>> No.10339980

>>10336233
By which means does the person exit the confinments of the stall whilst conserving the structural integrity of the eggs?

>> No.10339985

>>10337566
Isn't it just cinnamon?

>> No.10340066

>>10336877
I heard his sauce is terrible too, isn't it basically smoke-flavored molasses?

>> No.10340071

>>10340066
corn syrup

>> No.10340073

>>10338451
in german its called "seedarm" which would directly translate to intestines of the sea
the chinese eat it as a delicacy

>> No.10340077

>>10337566
Former starcucks employee, its basically just a bunch of cinnamon, brown sugar, and nutmeg with some other chemicals.

>> No.10340094

>>10337589
>>10337603
>>10337610
>>10337617
>>10337622

How do you even eat this shit, plus wouldn't it be all soggy and sticky with all those sauces on top?

>> No.10340096

>>10339969
teach me how to read gook

>> No.10340098

>>10339985
>Pumpkin pie spice (sometimes also referred to as pumpkin spice) is similar to the British and Commonwealth mixed spice. It is generally a blend of ground cinnamon, nutmeg, ginger, cloves, and sometimes allspice. It can also be used as a seasoning in general cooking.

>> No.10340143

>>10339939
Then sharpen them, you dunce.

>> No.10340155

>>10335617

It's called an incentive. Want to go home? Sell all the eggs.

>> No.10340195

>>10335904
Fuckin' Jack

>> No.10340228

>>10338451

looks like a bunch of uncircumcised swimming dicks

>> No.10340240

>>10340143
I don't have a sharpening tool, otherwise I would've.

>> No.10340242

>>10338729

The last frames were like

>hmmm... i'm gonna go suck a dick

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>>10339045
that is a shitty slicer.
this is a slicer

>> No.10340702

why does he stick his tongue out like that, it's so vile

>> No.10340939

>>10340240
How poor are you? Buy one.

>> No.10340940

>>10340378
Literally the same thing.

>> No.10340947

>>10340939
I've got £20 to my name right now.

>> No.10340969

>>10340947
I literally can't fathom this. I spent more than $20 on lunch today.

>> No.10340986

>>10340969
As a Uni student, this is all I've got.

>> No.10341002

>>10340986
You can use the bottom edges on your porcelain plates to sharpen knives.

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>>10340240
here's your sharpening tool
get to work faggot

>> No.10341375

>>10341002
He probably has plastic plates.

>> No.10341379

>>10338725
lift strong snibba

>> No.10341489

>>10338725
lift strong snibba!

>> No.10341576

>>10336233
i can only assume he lost a bet and had to do this

>> No.10341629

>>10337731
>cooking eggs on high

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