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Anonymous Fri Mar 23 14:47:04 2018 No.10335730 [Reply] [Original]

Whats your goal for tonight?

Mine is to drink 6 liters of ice cold guinness

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 23 14:49:20 2018 No.10335736 >>10335730 That's like 10,000 calories and not enough to get even buzzed. Guinness has barely any alcohol

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 23 14:51:50 2018 No.10335751 >>10335736 I like the taste and creamy texture. I have vodka to chase it down with afterwards

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 23 14:52:59 2018 No.10335757 >>10335730 Pfttt...amateur. My record is 26 pints of Guinness in an evening.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 23 14:55:46 2018 No.10335771 >>10335757 Probably watered down. Pubs are known to do that esp outside ireland

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 23 14:56:38 2018 No.10335774 >>10335771 Eh...no, not watered down.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 23 14:57:26 2018 No.10335776 File: 508 KB, 215x168, lamb.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10335736 guinness has less calories than a budweiser >look it up

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 23 15:00:32 2018 No.10335784 >>10335736 Just over 2k calories desu

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 23 15:01:29 2018 No.10335787 >>10335757 That's more than a pint every 12 minutes for for straight hours. I'm calling BULLSHIT.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 23 15:01:31 2018 No.10335788 >>10335730 my goal is to not drink tonight, trying to cut back

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 23 15:02:05 2018 No.10335791 >>10335787 Call whatever you'd like. It was over the course of 6 hours.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 23 15:02:32 2018 No.10335794 >>10335787 * five

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 23 15:04:30 2018 No.10335798 I will finish off all the aldi lager in my house before opening the aldi spiced rum we will watch googlebox and have a quick routine friday night shag. All this after wating my asda tins of curry. My perfect night.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 23 15:05:21 2018 No.10335802 >>10335730 My left shoulder, heart, head, and overall innards are in slight discomfort. I didn't drink yesterday but am going to tonight. I'm on the edge.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 23 15:06:01 2018 No.10335810 >>10335784 >>10335784 That's still a fucking lot. Thats like a whole days worth of food.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 23 15:07:25 2018 No.10335816 >>10335810 You need 3k cals to gain one pound of fat If op dieted the rest of the week he wont even gain anything Aside from the water bloat but that goes away in days

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 23 15:11:15 2018 No.10335831 My goal is to get to sleep. I havent slept more than a couple of hours a night a week straight and im exhausted. I have already had my nervous breakdown so i might be ok for tonight. Just ate a bunch of candy tho. Probably shouldnt have

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 23 15:13:23 2018 No.10335845 >>10335816 To me dieting the rest of the week != to the utility of drinking 6 beers in one night

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 23 15:19:20 2018 No.10335867 >>10335845 Im happy for you

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 23 15:57:26 2018 No.10336021 >>10335736 >12 pints of Guinness >not enough to get even buzzed If you can't get buzzed off 25 units, you need to stop drinking.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 23 16:04:07 2018 No.10336043 >>10335730 You could just get a real stout and it would be like the alcohol content of 6 Guinness in like 2 12oz

Anonymous Fri Mar 23 16:05:37 2018 No.10336050

>>10335831
I imagine im a tramp and im roaming the cold streets and i find an abandoned warehouse which sold beds. I get out of my tramp clothes and get into a brand new comfy bed....when i get to this part im asleep works every time.

Or i imagine im a slave and iv just done a hard 20 hour shift building pyramids i get back to my cave and get in bed. Works every time.

Anonymous Fri Mar 23 16:20:45 2018 No.10336125

>>10336050
Sounds pretty comfy, atleast the bum one. I imagine similar. But when i start to lose some serious sleep its because of stress and the stress makes my brain race away. It makes it impossible to play with my imagination. Its hard to explain, it turns my head into a useless engine thats good for nothing but wont shut off. I have to let it run out and its fucking frustrating

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 23 16:24:45 2018 No.10336142 >>10335730 Get together with the lads and doing some sake bombs. Had some on St. Patrick's and they were fucking delicious.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 23 16:35:22 2018 No.10336199 >>10336050 I always imagine im solid snake having to take a nap inbetween infiltrating the enemy base Just finding a nice corner under a snowy bridge and turning the suit heating on high and napping while watching the snow fall and stars twinkle

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 23 16:38:51 2018 No.10336216 File: 131 KB, 397x384, 73c.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10335730 mine is not to fall asleep before the end of my night shift

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 23 16:52:09 2018 No.10336283 >>10336043 He's drinking six LITRES of Guinness.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 23 16:54:44 2018 No.10336298 >>10335730 How the fuck can you even drink 6 litres of beer? Wouldn't you get dehydrated af?

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 23 16:57:13 2018 No.10336312 >>10336298 Just drink water inbetween lmao idiot

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 23 16:57:38 2018 No.10336314 Drinking 5L of wine.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 23 16:59:34 2018 No.10336324 >>10335730 exercise for 30 minutes then 9-10 shots of hard liquor (3 mixed drinks)

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 23 16:59:56 2018 No.10336327 >>10336312 >taxing your body with even more liquid retard

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 23 17:19:01 2018 No.10336398 >>10336327 >water >taxing Lmao i bet you think your ass is too dirty to wipe you moron

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 23 17:20:14 2018 No.10336405 >>10335730 Fucked up with portioning out matcha tea. But it's making my nose feel better so I'm drinking the goop.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 23 17:22:18 2018 No.10336414 As someone who just spent 12 days in Ireland, Guinness sucks.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 23 17:23:54 2018 No.10336423 >>10336414 Stick to coors light you filthy mutt

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 23 18:02:10 2018 No.10336572 >>10335757 You must have been tarmacing the toilet the next day

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 23 18:08:16 2018 No.10336601 >>10335730 I stopped drinking (((Guiness))) when they made it vegan

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 23 18:16:28 2018 No.10336642 >>10336601 Is there any reason why you dont like vegan beer aside from pol memes? Guinness used to put fish guts during the brewing process. They stopped that so now theres no animal products. How is that a bad thing you moron?

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 23 18:17:29 2018 No.10336648 >>10336642 >from pol memes? >pol what's a pol? You just outed yourself nigger. You need to go back newfag.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 23 18:19:11 2018 No.10336653 >>10335730 I'm getting two 40s of PBR and making tuna melts

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 23 18:20:22 2018 No.10336659 >>10336648 Hahahahahhahaha Listen to yourself you paranoid schizo nigger >they stopped using fish guts! I bet this is a jewish plot! >’g-go back nigger’ Just kill yourself you ugly mutt

Anonymous Fri Mar 23 18:26:18 2018 No.10336682
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>>10336659
I'm not even the one you were replying to but you keep missing the slashes and type like you are going to have a seizure, I recognize your posts by now and you are clearly are tourist.

GET >>>/out/ and commit sudoku nigger

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 23 18:37:54 2018 No.10336731 >>10336682 LOOOOOOOL Just go die you retard Seriously kill yourself Im better than you Go die

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 23 18:40:45 2018 No.10336743 File: 510 KB, 502x486, seriously comrade.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10336648 >>10336659 >>10336682 >>10336731 stop

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 23 19:06:14 2018 No.10336848 >>10336572 It was an unusually bad case of day-after shits.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 23 19:28:00 2018 No.10336950 File: 19 KB, 210x251, 1388618349922.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10335751 >vodka to chase guinness

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 23 19:56:27 2018 No.10337064 >>10335788 I am trying to as well even though i have to work tomorrow. It is very tempting.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 24 02:38:09 2018 No.10338349 >>10336142 Never mind, we just had some Michelobs and Crown Royal whiskey because my friends are afraid of trying new things.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 24 08:20:08 2018 No.10339063 >>10335831 I didnt reach my goal. Another weekend done trashed

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