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>haha yeah bro I too love seafood

Why do you pretend to enjoy seaturks?

>> No.10337081
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10337081

>>10337058
>2018
>not eating turks

>> No.10337091

>>10337058
cuz theyre whiter than you, Uzdym

>> No.10337099

to prove im not jewish

>> No.10337138
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10337138

But I like to eat Turks.

>tfw roach blew load in my mouth.
>tasted like hummus.

>> No.10337202

>>10337138
When I look at her I sense evil. And not the sexy kind.

>> No.10337224

>>10337138
>dem crazy eyes
Avoid avoid

>> No.10337226

>>10337058
Because I'm not a squeemish Jew

>> No.10337234

>>10337202
it's mostly narcissism that you're sensing.

>> No.10337259
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>>10337138
oh dear god who is this semen demon ?

>> No.10337349

>>10337259
She fucks blacks tho

>> No.10337352

>>10337349
Yes, and? Not everyone is an insecure /pol/tard

>> No.10337368

>>10337352
>muhh /pol/ boogeyman

Never been to /pol/ m8. But stay obsessed.

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>>10337081
he looks so happy guys :)

>> No.10337527

>>10337368
>lying
Next time try not to make it so damn obvious you're from /pol/

>> No.10337563

>>10337527
>not liking blacked sloppy seconds makes you a /pol/tard

>> No.10337585

>>10337138
>that manface
>fhat larping
jesus christ

>> No.10337586

>>10337058
I've had scorpions before and they taste similar to shrimp
Pretty good honestly

>> No.10337641

>>10337058
>same family

Nope, not even close

>Kingdom
Both are of the kingdom Animalia
>Phylum
Both are Arthropoda

>Class
Shrimp are Crustacea Malacostraca, Cockroaches are Insecta
>Order
Shimp are Decapoda, cockroaches are Blattodea
>Family
And finally families, cockroaches and shrimp have a half dozen+ each, so i wont bother listing them.

The point is, they're nowhere near the same family.

>> No.10337714

>>10337641
Thank you, phylogeny-kun. I think this world would be a better place if people had a basic understanding of biology.

>> No.10337720

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WaDL6eLMryY

>> No.10337918
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Shrimp is good. Will eat it everyday if it wasn't packes with cholesterol.

>> No.10337985

>>10337641
Ken, Please Come Over For Gay Sex

>> No.10337990

>>10337918
>cholesterol

>> No.10337994

>>10337368
>>10337527
did you know women absorb the dna from the semen of the men they have sex with?

>> No.10338974

>>10337994
Hasn't that only been shown in fruit flies?

>> No.10339085

>>10337058
Why do you care if i enjoy delicious waterbugs?

>> No.10339090

>>10337918
who's this psycho and why do you keep posting her

>> No.10339093

>>10337058
Op, are you Jewish, Muslim, or just a colossally autistic child who is literally incapable of understanding that other people have different tastes?

>> No.10339189

>>10337058
The inside of a shrimp is firm white flesh. The inside of a cockroach is goo. Those two things don't even look similar you fucking retard

>> No.10339228

>>10337138
Fucking blink, goddamn.

>> No.10339464

>>10337918
>haha the other cuck got a bunch of replies when he posted this roastie so I will too even though it's not related to the thread at so all!

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>>10337058
Whatchu think bout this wh*te boi

>> No.10339788

>>10337527
fuck off you delusional nigger

>> No.10339823

>>10337138
I have fallen in love.

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>>10337058
>t. Doesn't live within two days ride of a body of water

>> No.10341187

>>10337138
Jeez she is gorgeous

>> No.10341198

>Tfw get released from prison to find /ck/ is shit

>> No.10342449

>>10337138
I would let her lick jam off my winky.

>> No.10342631

>>10337352
>t. cuck

>> No.10342712

>>10337058
that's a picture of a scud. Scuds are freshwater, hardly seafood

>> No.10342748

>>10338974
It's in humans as well. Women absorb the DNA of every man that that gets cum inside of her. This DNA is stored inside the female and passed on to her offspring.

Anecdotally, take a look old pictures of fathers and sons. The son would be the bear splitting image of the father. Nowadays, women have multiple factors times the number of sexual partners wimen generally had back in the day. How many sons do you know that is the splitting image of their father?

>> No.10343420

>>10337138
Wonder if she keeps constant eye contact when she's blowing

>> No.10343569

>>10342748
This might just be one of the most retarded thing I've ever read.

>> No.10343591

>>10337058
The truth is that when you take gelatinous bug guts and boil them, the result is very tasty

>> No.10343595

>>10343569
The progressive liberal orthodoxy, like christianity, will be rendered unsustainable by scientific discovery

>> No.10343631

>>10339189
uncooked shrimp innards are goo too. all shrimp get cooked before they get sold. you could steam cockroaches and sell them peeled as shrimp and no one would know the difference

>> No.10343672

How about you answer why you assumed insects taste awful. Did you try a feeder cricket covered in incredibly low-quality cheese powder at a novelty store once, and then assume all insects taste just as shitty?
Buy a dried emperor scorpion, OP. The claw meat is minescule but tastes like a steak and lobster fusion. Not a viable meal, but a good example - bugs can be delicious if not treated as a wacky novelty.

>> No.10343871

>>10343595
>drumftards deny scientific facts like climate change and transgenderism and now they wanna talk about science
These are hate facts and should be banned

>> No.10344193

>>10343569
Google it. Its called Chimerism.

>> No.10344360 [DELETED] 

I like seafood, you piece of shit

>> No.10344370 [DELETED] 

Sorry

>> No.10344376

>>10343871
>Why won't you spend $12 trillion to
stop a problem that isn't actually a problem if it happens or support something that takes 20 years off of your life expectancy?
i'm not sure

>> No.10346082

>>10337202
>>10337224
https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=thousand%20cock%20stare

>> No.10346097

eating bugs will be normal in 100 years. Cows can't feed all the pajeets and dindus

>> No.10346101

>>10337352
cuck

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>>10343871
>Transgenderism
>Recognized by the DSM as mental illness
>Liberals think that it's normal just everyday state of being
>90% suicide rate even in accepting counties like Thailand
Yeah sure Trumptards are the ones denying science, btw WikiLeaks exposed climate change as a scam by a group of scientists to lie and get funding but I guess if the truth doesn't give with the agenda and social conditioning it isn't real

>> No.10346239

>>10344193
That Lion Dog from FMA?

>> No.10346512

>>10337352
>not wanting second hand used goods from a man of africanamerican persuasion is being insecure
Found the cuckold hobbist.

>> No.10346532

>>10346181

Wow you are one messed up human being

>> No.10346563

>>10346532
>>>/cgl/

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Reminder that waterturk eating is cannibalism.

>> No.10346594

>>10346181
Lol are the articles even written by the same person?

>> No.10346604

>>10346532
lol, the mentally ill disparaging others as deviant doesn't work outside your bubble wrapped echo chamber, hon.

>> No.10346652

>>10346604

Look transgender stuff can get complicated so I can tolerate you having a different opinion there, but if you seriously don't believe the science of global warming then you need to get your head checked.

>> No.10346666

>>10343871
>transgenderesim
>science
pick one faggot.

>> No.10346913

>>10337058
>same Family

Roaches and shrimp have many different Families and none of them are shared between them. They aren't even in the same Class. Roaches are Class Insecta; while Shrimp are Class Malacostraca.