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secret tunnel

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lmao that's not even close to 2800 worth of "wagyu." there is even white fat in there lmfao scam.

>> No.10340985

nippon magic ;)

>> No.10340988

>Almost $20 an ounce.
Lel, why are people so retarded?

>> No.10340990

he turns the fuck around and walks out the fucking back door

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Pipes under sand

>> No.10341017

how does he break out of there without getting the eggs?

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EGGcellent posts.

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hope y'all ready for some hot new takes on food and cooking

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>> No.10341120

I want to strangle food hipsters, why can't people make something delicious without being a fag about it?

>> No.10341143

That beef is horribly undercooked

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>takes out box of dried pasta
stopped watching

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Stop it, you are only allowed to post cute animals.

>> No.10341314

best post in this thread

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>> No.10341327

but cats are -gay-

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>metal utensils in a non-stick pan

Also what's te deal with placing the egg on the cutting board like that? Why would you do that?

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>> No.10341340

authentic carbonara has no garlic

>> No.10341353

then I don't like authentic carbonara

>> No.10341370

are you retarded? carbonara is made with dried pasta, like most italian pasta dishes

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No u dog

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Later on he was hired by Tasty.

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Dog detected.

>> No.10341665

Japs will pay insane price for genuine Kobe beef.

>> No.10341709

Imagine if that dog did that to Ceaser Milan. He'd get punched square in the nose

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>> No.10341743

that s a lot of nom nom

>> No.10341769

it's ok, the squid's only sleeping

>> No.10341797

Its like Elf.

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>Kuvee filed for bankruptcy
What am I supposed to do for wine now?

>> No.10341868

How completely out-of-touch are Silicon Valley investors?

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>> No.10342033

>Thick strands of ground beef meat
>Clearly not even seasoned, mixed, packed, or shaped
>He just fucking grabbed a handful and plopped it into the pan
>"Look how juicy that is!"
>Audible slurping noises
>Bloody and sopping wet
>"I like my burgers medium rare!!"
>That fucking RING

>> No.10342054

So,,, wat did it do?

Did it keep the wine chilled?

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>he thinks dried pasta as an inferior alternative to fresh pasta
Barilla is just mediocre tho, and only ok if you can't find anything better

>> No.10342131

>pre-cooked steaks
>dipping sauces
what a fucking waste

>> No.10342171

I don't think Africans have access to all of these ingredients and spices unless they're vastly rich and in America/Europe

>> No.10342174

>tfw africans manage to WE WUZ indian food
Looks pretty good tho tbqh

>> No.10342177

Shhh, youll upset the retarded bongs

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Wakanda is the most advanced nation in the world.

>> No.10342279

>let's pour half of my spice cabinet in the pan, it's gonna taste awesome
fucking ethnic food

>> No.10342316

So fucking disgusting.

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>> No.10342354

I got pulled aside for a an extra bag search in the airport security line because apparently these giant gummy worms look suspicious on the x-ray machine. The TSA agent unzipped my bag and immediately pulled the worm out, looked at me, and sternly asked "Sir, what is this?". I replied quickly that it was in fact just a large gummy worm, and she glared at me, did a double take on the worm and my face, put it back and said "OK you're free to go."

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I love messing with TSA. Last time I flew I had a lunchbox in my suitcase which likely triggered an extra search. The TSA negro was cool until he pulled out the horse dildo that was in there. Then suddenly he's making this face.

>> No.10342397

why do I open this board when I can barely afford to feed myself

>> No.10342425

how many degrees?

>> No.10342442

celsius or fahrenheit?

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how does he get out of there?

>> No.10342481

This one's neat. I like recipes from fiction. I un-ironically own both the Redwall and Game of Thrones cookbooks.

>> No.10342484

My nigg...
>Game of Thrones
I'm going to have to ask you to leave.

>> No.10342488

Slightly off topic, but I only JUST learned that allspice is the name of a berry. I thought allspice was some kind of mix or something.

>> No.10342489

There aren't many medieval cookbooks. I take what I can get. I'd love to open a bakery stall at King Richard's fair one year.

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Hot Pie opened his own bakery to make shit from the show.

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I see you've been video taping my brother

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lol and now it's all freakin cold when they get to eat what a waste

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>Recipe for an isolationist African nation that trade with no one
>none of the ingredients are native to Africa (except the beef broth and salt)
Really make me think

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this is gross
this is worse

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>haha dude white people can't season am I right
>pours your seasoning cabinet into your food
>that'll show da whitey how to cook

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>Crashes this housing market...
>With no survivors

>> No.10342767

An interesting video, but I notice that egress from that stall would be impossible unless one were willing to incur irreversible damage to the ingredients.

>> No.10342806

This looks like Indian food; most of the ingredients don't seem to be native for Africa.

Looks good tho. But then again, so are most things braised.

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this is horrific

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Good to see she's eating healthy now

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Allow me to dump my avocado folder then.

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>That second egg
What a retard

>> No.10342907

Are avocados the new bread crust?

>> No.10342996

is that a fucking chicken shit and mosquito cookie? and i thought mud cookies were the most depraved shit niggers could create.

>> No.10343014

what is the yellow

>> No.10343017

Avocados are overrated and dont have much flavor.

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I'm guessing Velveeta

>> No.10343071

Go into whatever folder you saved this webm and rename it Chinese escalator

>> No.10343074

I actually use the 4chan X feature of randomizing file names.

>> No.10343079

What the hell is pink sauce?

>> No.10343086

My understanding of pink sauce is a vodka marinara sauce.

>> No.10343121

>watching a motile carcinogen colony consume avocados

>> No.10343155

>and add 1 gallon of mayonnaise.

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>Let's try the same test with a dog

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dog knows what's good

>> No.10343201

It eats literally fucking everything. It doesn't know shit.

>> No.10343206

it clearly made a choice you dumb mong
of course it isn't going to pass up the rest of the food in front of it

>> No.10343213

None of the flavor profile changes. You will only be able to tell the difference between the taste of the rice and everything else by a very slight touch of cinnamon, if you can taste it at all through the other shit.

>> No.10343224

North Korea, it's time for those nukes! (seriously, it's fucking ridiculous how they paid a lot of attention to ensure diversity, but people are being fucking obnoxious, like the average american is about wine)

>> No.10343240

>Wade Boggs objectively has the best taste.
>Gracie Gold, literal eating disorder.

>> No.10343245

>paid a lot of attention to ensure diversity
faggot, that's social media and news that pushes that shit. to many sheeple like yourself who herd up and go with the flow.

>> No.10343252

a dog would eat the bowl that its owner looks/points at first

>> No.10343253

Wait I see him scoop the insides out of the avocado... and then...??? How does he get out of there without breaking all of his eggs?

>> No.10343270

good boy

>> No.10343297

how does the pan get hot? do the eggs produce heat?

>> No.10343308

>take a bite

Seeing this, I think I'm okay with wh*te people being purged by the BBC.

>> No.10343329

BBC1 doesn't have as many whites but BBC2 is still alright.

>> No.10343334

the only choice made was eat the closest thing

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goodnight sweet squid

>> No.10343370

>1 free range egg

>> No.10343395

none of the people making these things drink wine with any regularity, not a single person down the production line, nor an executive, nor a marketer. If even one of them did, they'd see how stupid and unnecessary the whole thing is.

the market for this is rich people who know absolutely nothing about wine, which just so happens to be most of urban California

>> No.10343582

based old russian cat

>> No.10343589

vagina box

>> No.10343603

>not saving the best till last

>> No.10343691

I would beat my dog to death if he did that.

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>> No.10343704

Clearly an egg

>> No.10343707

this nigga knows whats up

>> No.10343712

you shouldnt play with your food near a dog, especially if it's meat.
It just had to be an asian again to not know this.
He probably ate the dog after his noodles

>> No.10343721

why does "ethnic" food always need a fucking truckload of spices.
it looks like shit afterwards anyway

>> No.10343725

>Sir Charles and Usain eat fucking McDonalds before competing
And they said that shit is unhealthy

>> No.10343727

he has to sell all the eggs

>> No.10343736

Not today, Satan.

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>> No.10343744

More like beat the shit out of that dog if it doesn't know it's place and kill it if it can't learn

>> No.10343745

>you will never feel those perfectly manicured nails gently caress your balls
life just isnt fair

>> No.10343755

the left plate doesnt looks like it was boiled for a week straight, in the cat video the meat looks fucking grey and awful.

>> No.10343759

Well done, but here in Rome we don't use garlick.
And the video should clarify that the part in which you inserted egg must be done one minute after you turn off the fire, otherwise the egg risks to solidify
The more you know: Carbonara born... thanks to American occupiers at the end of ww2. There was lot of bacon and egg that time because Americans bring "k ration" of food. A roman cook thought a new dish using the most used ingredients (pancetta is just italian version of bacon)

>> No.10343770

>our culture sucks so let's adopt this fake one from a movie instead.

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>that guy who eats it straight from the center like a fucking animal
>the rambo knockoff who ties it like a headband
>the snake charmer
Jesus Christ, I'm dying.

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>they don’t know what Wakanda is
How sheltered could you possibly be to not know about the most recent nigger capeshit movie?

>> No.10343940

Fake .Black ppl don't drink wine

>> No.10343947

>knowing about the latest capshit
>not living a sheltered life
do you tell yourself that on your way to the comic store?

>> No.10343948

wtf, is that raw chicken? hope the doggo isn't ill

>> No.10343952

Probably tastes like crab, but still wouldn't eat.

>> No.10343958

You can use metal on those pans, just no sharp points.

>> No.10343960

there’s something called going out and seeing billboard ads you fat sweaty neckbeard
Then you also got /tv/ and fucking searching the word Wakenda like what any normal IQ’ed person would

>> No.10343962

who the fuck eats boiled meat.

>> No.10343969

tastes bretty good, kinda like hard surf clam with a distinct smell of ammonia if I remember correctly.

>> No.10343970

How about feed the bugs to your chickens and then eat the chicken? Also that's a horribly inefficient way to catch the mosquitos or whatever they are.

>> No.10343978

i cannot believe how ignorant /ck/ is about black people food, jesus christ.

>> No.10343998

I think they are contractually obligated to say that's what they eat.
McDOnalds is like the only fast food chain that tries to get athletes to shill that glorp

>> No.10344038

wait so do these nuggets not have plates once autumn comes around?

>> No.10344060

I'm very happy for you that you have all that capeshit knowledge, and willingness to research it too. I'm sure you're not a sad neckbeard.

>> No.10344070

Looks like pork.

>> No.10344129


Plot twist: it was actually dog meat the dog ate

>> No.10344133

That's spam or maybe ham. Dog meat is darker.

>> No.10344140

h-how do y-you know what spam looks like?

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U wot?

>> No.10344155

squid has white blood?

>> No.10344162

when their central nervous system is destroyed their ink cells all change to white, the default color

>> No.10344176

Wasn't nearly as bad as I was expecting

>> No.10344180

How do I do it without oven?

>> No.10344181

A red sauce is a tomato-based pasta sauce.
A white sauce is a cream-based pasta sauce.
A pink sauce is a tomato-based pasta sauce with cream added (and not a cream-based sauce with tomato added).

>> No.10344192

>Hey Karen, could I get another glass of wine please?
>Sorry Suzie, Wi-Fi's down.

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>> No.10344207

are you guyys for real

it's mayo and ketchup mixed

>> No.10344358

Not even the juicero was this idiotic.

>> No.10344383

>giggling japanese women eat shit

Why are chink ladies always giggling?

>> No.10344399

I want to make this but I don't have any free range eggs, only regular eggs.

>> No.10344418

I want to make little jewish babies with her and then pay her half of my money for the rest of my life while I live in a trailer and she fucks black guys

>> No.10344419

Cats are autistic, so they can't even smell grey meat on grey floor

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>> No.10344425

I don't think the trees ever lose their leaves there.

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>the left one drools on his pants

>> No.10344440

>i cannot believe how ignorant /ck/ is about black people food, jesus christ.

That looks like Biryani, which is a South Asian dish. Might as well call it British.

>> No.10344447

>1 free range egg
I prefer the flavor of eggs from tortured chickens, thank you very much

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>> No.10344469

And told to use a bit more sugar

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holy fuck

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>> No.10344488

>wanting to be touched by a nigger

>> No.10344510

why do people pretend whole avocados taste good?

>> No.10344520

how many thumbs have been lost while mastering this technique

>> No.10344557


cool! gonna go try this right now

>> No.10344561

Fucking cook the meat properly , waste of good meat

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>> No.10344618

Only 200 avaocados a day? Each dish uses a whole avocado.

>> No.10344671

How can you express this to someone in person?

>> No.10344687


I think it's just supposed to create a cycle of money within Silicon Valley itself. None of it is actually meant for the rest of the world because no one in the rest of the world seems to have the problems that people in Silicon Valley are trying to solve.

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i didn't know this. i thought it just meant 'all the spices'

>> No.10344694

It's a fad. They'll be bankrupt within a few months. All of these retards walking in will once show up once. It's the same with the bubble tea bullshit, like 80% of those closed within two months.

>> No.10344719

Can't believe how ignorant you are you fucking larping tyrone

>> No.10344801

How come some fat people don't know how to cook, how do you even get fat like that.

>> No.10344808

doggos will eat almost anything, remember that their favorite smell is putrescine and cadaverine ( which are in a nutshell '' rotten corpse smell'')

>> No.10344810

>tfw always carry my bad dragon on my bag to trigger searchs
I don't even like it anon, the shape is too strange, but, fucking with airsec is lovable.

>> No.10344825

compulsive eating

>> No.10344829

Mcdonalds is pretty good for a ton of carbs,protein, and fat. which, if you're about to go all out, can actually be good

>> No.10344842

ncie meme guys

>> No.10344884

the same reason to virtue signal, to gain support from the group.

>> No.10344903

Bolt has several times on record mentioned his love for McDonalds since Africa has nothing even close to it.

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you're not alone.

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>> No.10344967

would have liked to see Justin Verlander's old taco bell feast. that thing used to be half the damned menu.

>> No.10345000

a dog would eat the bowl. when i was growing up, my grandparents had an aussie cattle dog/blue collie mix, and my grandpa said she would eat a rag if it had meat juice on it.

>> No.10345008

Different cultures have different resources and different preferences. Welcome to Earth, enjoy your stay.

>> No.10345017

>Not toasting the inside of the bun
I'd probably make this mistake when I didn't know how to cook 3 years ago. Good to know I have standard now

>> No.10345018

if by "ethnic", you mean "equatorial countries", before the times of refrigeration, the spices were used to mask the taste of meat that is past its prime. then there's also the heat tends to make you sweat, which cools you down, which is what you want living in a frying pan.

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Is that why Indians sweat so much?

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Fun fact: it actually did mean more-or-less that. The berry tastes like a combination of cinnamon, nutmeg and cloves and can usually be replaced by those.

>> No.10345107

Protein is protein.

>> No.10345156

>trying to pass off arab food as african
africans eat whatever's available through gibs

>> No.10345166

Absolutely obscene and disgusting.

>> No.10345180

proof that uranium kids will eat anything, that looks like rotten meat.

>> No.10345250

>It's the same with the bubble tea bullshit, like 80% of those closed within two months.
At least real slants still sell it, I like that shit.

>> No.10345270

Dogs also eat poop and live wasps

>> No.10345274

How does he get out of there without breaking the eggs?

>> No.10345348

tahnks man

>> No.10345367

>he doesn't know about aging meat

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>some baseball guy

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oh man does this say a lot about /pol/ hot damn

>> No.10345719

How does he deal with all the egg farts?

>> No.10345862

At first, that fan.
Later, fuel for the fire.

>> No.10345874

He's not from Africa. Also Africa has Mcdonalds.

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>> No.10345933

what are these

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>> No.10346256

The whole world is ignorant about black people food. It's because nobody cares.

>> No.10346290

not really. Louisiana soul food is good shit

>> No.10346299


I hope he tries some recipe with Brains and gets nnCJD

>> No.10346304

why do they cover their mouths?

>> No.10346391

They do, just not as a replacement for a fucking burger bun of all things.

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>> No.10346523

>telling me how to eat my food

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>> No.10346591

Because Asians don't want to see people chew food, it's disgusting to look at. At the same time, it's also impolite to talk with food in the mouth. Or chew with your mouth open.

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>> No.10346938

Then why the slurping?

>> No.10347013

Soup's hot.

>> No.10347059

>you eat my meat dog, I eat you next

>> No.10347100

More like you eat my dog meat, dog i eat you next xaxaxa.

>> No.10347147

i want her to do that but with my penis. im sorry if this is offensive to some, i'm just horny right now and had to say this

>> No.10348036

anon, please report back. we're worried

>> No.10348052

theyre well aware of the intense power they hold over white devil gaijin boys and it amuses them

>> No.10348125

She's not white. Look at the nose and the lips.

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People talking about fucking Asian models and cartoon characters on MY 4chan, MODSSSSSSSSS!

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>> No.10348723

I want her feminine penis inside me

>> No.10348743

I want her to fondle my takoyaki like that, too.

>> No.10348748

>her (male)

>> No.10348756

i want the boy to caress me to sleep in my bed.
>inb4 i'm a grill

>> No.10348759

he fucking put the nutella wrapper on it lol

>> No.10348772

south asians are actually quite common in east africa.


>> No.10348811

because they only know how to eat.

>> No.10348815

>adds the seal from the Nutella jar

>> No.10348824

>yo dawg i heard u like stomach aches

>> No.10348982

More than likely they're charging $25+ for each item and everything is a la carte. When the fad ends they'll simply switch to the new fad and rebrand, maybe even close down the restaurant then do an ownership swap with a partner and claim any tax benefits for opening a new business.

>> No.10349005

a jap thought this up, im sure of it

>> No.10349017

i kinda want this as a tattoo

>> No.10349110

Fatties are mostly picky eaters that eat processed food packed with sodium and sugar(corn syrup, glucose).

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>> No.10349155

No, you're thinking of your mother.

>> No.10349187

Nobody cares.

>> No.10349470

>covering their mouth for not apparent reason
Why do they all do this? I don't get it.

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Or you couldn just... you know... take a picture of it with your phone and look that shit up on the internet in seconds...

>> No.10349612

Carving is a 60s urop thing

>> No.10349653

>Have to be pulling a numale face to take a bite of the fucking thing
No thanks.

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>> No.10349680

These were on episodes of bizarre foods, Andrew claimed those bugs tasted like tutti frutti.

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>> No.10349737

Most fatties are rich. They just buy everything without knowing how to cook.

>> No.10349739

>impolite to talk with food in the mouth. Or chew with your mouth open
It's not. That's ancient conservative value.

>> No.10349745

Nah, it's rank hearing people's woodchipper mouthbreathing.

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>> No.10349847

Yeah, but at the same time it is polite to burp your uvula into someones face.

>> No.10350020

Why do they always cut sandwiches in half?

>> No.10350035

easier to share with your friends

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>> No.10350191

>paying ~$311/lbs for beef
What the literal fuck. Japs are retarded.

>> No.10350208

Did she just fucking crack an egg on her fucking cutting board and leave it there?

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>spend $3,000 on steak
>it's lukewarm, at best

>> No.10350239

Gooey ducks? (Or however it's spelled)

>> No.10350244

more like
gooey dicks

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>> No.10350526

Could probably pass for Kenyan curry.

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But is an horse an athlete?

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>> No.10352433

Ah, a man of taste I see!

>> No.10352449

>all these nice raw ingredients
>boxed spaghetti

>> No.10352469

What happened to Sara threads? Did she die or something?

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