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>> No.10365652

>>10365648
God I wish that was me.

>> No.10365661

oh boy another 280 reply thread with the same 40 webms posted every other single thread
LOL HOW DOES HE FIT ALL THE EGGS UP HIS ARSE WITHOUT BREAKING THEM LOL LOL LOL LOL
one day i'll put all of you in the fucking ground

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>>10365661
>how does he get off the bus without busting a nut?

>> No.10365678

>>10365648
inb4 guy gets mad

>> No.10365686
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>>10365661

>> No.10365692

>>10365648
How does she get out without breaking all the eggs?

>> No.10365725

>>10365652
As the girls or the carrots?

>> No.10365730

>>10365661
>Some of you are pretty cool, don't post on /ck/ tomorrow

>> No.10365751

>>10365671

That bounce though....

>> No.10365753
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If you don't respond to this post with "how does he get out of there without breaking all the eggs" your mother will die

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>>10365753
(you) will die, end of story.

>> No.10365814

>>10365648
AYYY another 280 dorra sushi with the same old tuna and cold rice as like last time
LOL HOW STUPID AMERICAN HOW HE SIT ON TALL CHAIRS WITHOUT BREAKING THEM
I hope your all your american friends buy much sushi pay me top dorra.

>> No.10365821

>>10365725
The carrots. Because they get eaten by the girls.

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>>10365801
>posting gay reddit-tier cartoons

>> No.10366186

>>10365661
Oh look, the guy that needs to take a break still hasn't taken a break. What a shocker. Take a break, guy.

>> No.10366189

>>10365753
>wrong filename
You had one job anon and you still fucked it up

>> No.10366192

>>10365753
why does he look pissed? If I did this at my job as cashier I would get written up.

>> No.10366219

>>10365753
how does he get out of there without breaking all the eggs

>> No.10366229

>>10365753
lmao eggers Xd

>> No.10366306

>>10365753
how does he get out of there without breaking all the eggs

>> No.10366330
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>> No.10366342

>>10365661
>40
So there's 10 more than yesterday? Sounds like an improvement.

>> No.10366349

>>10365725
The rice, obviously. Your testosterone levels must be undetectable if you don't like to get spanked by a wooden spatula.

>> No.10366404

>>10366330
JAPANESE EGG FOLDER 1000 TIMES BAKA GAIJIN GO HOME

>> No.10366489

>>10366330
It's like a brick of eggs.

>> No.10366505

>>10365753 how does he get out of there without breaking all the eggs

he has to sell them all

>> No.10366508

>>10366330
>dirty piggu gaijin pay 300 dorra plus tip

>> No.10366559
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>>10366330
>$900 U PAY NOW

>> No.10366671

>>10366330
I don't fully understand all the extra work, I assume it's like a texture thing. But they also eat cold omelettes so fuck that noise. Cold scrambled eggs are gross.

>> No.10366809

>>10365671
>not jerking off on the train to the local qt3.14s

What a faggot.

>>10365751
This.

>> No.10366829

>>10366809
careful what you wish for: >>>/gif/12445439

(nsfw, hence no direct link to file)

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>>10365753
How does he get in without pissing off all of the eggs?

>> No.10366863
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>>10366489
I think surly egg guy made his house with those.

>> No.10366927

>>10366829
You just posted my fantasy.

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>>10365753
how does he get out of there without breaking all the eggs

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I actually made these today, turned out great

>> No.10368617

>>10368487

why this nigga got S&M latex gloves on

>> No.10368628
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[blocks your path]

>> No.10368661

>>10368628
>that glorious U shaped shitstain

>> No.10368692

>>10368628
daaaaamn she thicc

>> No.10368701

>>10368628
>tfw you will never savour its taint

>> No.10368704

>>10366330
>Tastes like egg, aka nothing.
T-thanks

>> No.10368717

>>10365753
YOU THINK HE EVER LEAVES? HA!

>> No.10368721

>>10365753
why does she get out on there without

>> No.10368766

>>10368628
That thing has muscles to help it move its muscles.

>> No.10368815 [DELETED] 

>>10368704
huh?

>> No.10369035

>>10368605
overcooked.exe

>> No.10369057

>>10365671
dude how is this even allowed, this kid is being sexually molested on camera

>> No.10369090

>>10365753
He's one with the eggs

>> No.10369092

>>10365753

how does he get out of there without breaking all the eggs

>> No.10369099

>>10368617
You don't have your gimp make your food for you to be more submissive?

>> No.10369175

>>10368608
Out of all of these types of recipes, this one appealed to me the most. Looks awesome.

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>>10366330
square watermelons, square omlettes.... what's with these crazy japs?

>> No.10369205

>>10365753
how does he egg out without breakdancing?

>> No.10369215

>>10365753
how does he get out of there without breaking all the eggs

>> No.10369221

>>10366330
surley egg man could build himself one bad ass egg fort with them there egg bricks

>> No.10369274

>>10365648
I bet on the last day when /ck/ cease to exist there would be still webms threads last standing

>> No.10369301

>>10365753

how does my mother die without breaking all the eggs?

>> No.10369309

>>10365753
how does he get out of there without breaking all the eggs

>> No.10369313

>>10369301
she has to sell all the eggs, then exit via a trap door

>> No.10369315
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There's no reason to even make new webms anymore. You faggots just want to endlessly meme over the same stupid shit.

>> No.10369337

>>10369315
geez, she's eating like she's going off to war

>> No.10369346

>>10369337
Fighting gravity is a full time job

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>> No.10369522

>>10366863

then how would he ever get out of his own house without breaking all the omelets?

>> No.10369537

>>10365753
but how does he get out of there without breaking all the eggs?

>> No.10369546

>>10368628
>>10368628
dis nigga walk up and slap gf's ass. what do?

>> No.10369552

>>10365671
What the...what the fuck!?

>> No.10369555

>>10365753
´how does he get out of there without breaking all the eggs

>> No.10369562

>>10369479
If you just wanted your ribs, why did you come to this restaurant.

>> No.10369575

>>10368704
stop drinking soda

>> No.10369593

>>10366330
Y'know I've often wondered, why don't japanese omelettes have stuff cooked into them, not even cheese? Is it some cultural thing I don't get?

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>>10368628
>[blocks your path]
LOL as if I care

>> No.10369625

>>10369479
Is that Maradona?

>> No.10369717

>>10368704
>aka nothing
Popfag confirmed.

>> No.10369733

>>10365661
>one day i'll put all of you in the fucking ground
soon pls daddy

>> No.10369856

>>10369479
Lad's having a religious experience.

>> No.10369921

>>10366330
Is this shared or is one person ingesting this entire thing?

>> No.10369930

>>10369479
Maradona
The coke is just hitting him here
it's gonna be a good night

>> No.10369933

>>10365753
how does he get out of there without breaking all the eggs

>> No.10369942

>>10365753
how does he get out of there without breaking all the eggs?

>> No.10369954

>>10369933
>>10369942
yo moms is safe, niggas

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>>10366330
>>10366671
>>10369593
>>10369921
i think this is maybe for egg/tamago sushi

>> No.10369971
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>>10365671
kid knows what's up

>> No.10369977

>>10368692
>she
>pendulous swinging sheath and testicles
ah yes

>> No.10369991

>>10365671
what movie is this?

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>> No.10369998

>>10365753
how does he get out of there without breaking all the eggs?

>> No.10370027

>>10369992
why the fuck

>> No.10370036

>>10369479
he wants the ribb

>> No.10370039
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>> No.10370041

>>10369610
QUACKED

>> No.10370049

>>10369992
well that should last about 15 seconds before falling the fuck apart

>> No.10370172

>>10369992
nani the fuck

>> No.10370174

how does he get out of there without breaking all the eggs
>>10365753

>> No.10370179

>>10366330
5 mirrion dorra gaijin

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>> No.10370239

>>10368628
What's that hanging down from his midsection? Is it his dick? Why is it so far away from his balls?

>> No.10370273

>>10369315
I wish she would sit on my face

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>> No.10370290

>>10365753
how does he get out of there without breaking all the eggs

>> No.10370302

>>10365753
how

>> No.10370316

>>10370049
Welder here.
While I doubt the actual layers fused all that well, it should work as a kitchen knife just fine for a couple months. The edge will go to shit, but otherwise it shouldn't fall apart just casually cutting vegetables and such. The real worry would be finely dicing anything or carving meat.

>> No.10370320

>>10369522
He lays eggs in front of the omellette bricks to take the hit.

>> No.10370360

>>10365753
>how does he get out of there without breaking all the eggs

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>> No.10370427

>>10370275
>scrubbing it with steel wool
Even if it doesn't have a brain that still seems wrong

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>> No.10370450

>>10370027
free hundra dorra at rocal market.

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>>10369963
>literally egg on a piece of rice

who the fuck would pay for this shit?
Just get an omelette over fried rice

>> No.10370476

>>10370223
Ducks are meant for cute, not macabre.

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>>10370376
>Americans literally need to put food inside a jail because they can't control their portions

>> No.10370485

>>10370437
>serves no purpose outside of wasting people's time
It's shit like this that gives California a bad name.

>> No.10370492

>>10365753
"how does he get out of there without breaking all the eggs"

>> No.10370503

>>10370376
>We confused this curious but well-fed bear.
You know damned well that fucker would break it. Panicked American ursas have been known to smash down several modest size trees when seriously wounded in a fit of panic/rage.

>>10370479
>Americans literally need to put food inside a jail because they won't control their children.
FTFY.

>> No.10370685

>>10370479
I think it's suppose to be to prevent your coworkers from taking your food. I've heard several people complain about said stuff online.

>> No.10370733

>>10368617
they;re heat resistant so he can handle the meat directly

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>> No.10370762

>>10370739
>deep fry an expensive prime piece of meat
America ruins something else, more news at eleven.

>> No.10370799

>>10370762
>Japan's most famous sandwich
Does he say where he spins or diverges the recipe?

>> No.10370843

>>10370739
>Japan's most famous sandwich
>not tonkatsu

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>>10365753

>> No.10370898

>>10366330
...why

>> No.10370912
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>>10370739
>breading and deep frying such a fine cut of meat
It's probably delicious and I'd try it at least once if I could, but you're doing it a disservice by not searing it beforehand. You could still deep fry it after, it would just taste better.

>> No.10370934

>>10369315
THIS DOES NOT LOOK CORPORATED

>> No.10370972

>>10370479
>doesn't know about coworker or dormmate hell
How the fuck could it work if it's to protect the food from personal bad decisions? You'd just unlock your locked up candybeans and eat them anyway.

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>>10365753
H O W
E G G
? ? ? ?

>> No.10371047

>>10365753
>how does he get out of there without breaking all the eggs

>> No.10371057

>>10365753
How does he get out of there without breaking all the eggs?

>> No.10371075

>>10365671
Mixing the pleasure of masturbation and candy at that age? By the time he is 20 who knows what it will take for him to get off.

>> No.10371077

>>10368628
Why do cows just shit all over themselves? Can't be healthy from an evolutionary perspective

>> No.10371140

>>10365753
how does he get out of there without breaking all the eggs

>> No.10371205
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10371205

quit the breaking eggs meme faggots fucking annoying and no one cares reddit-tier faggots

>> No.10371311

>>10371205
okay sure but how does he get out of there without breaking all the eggs tho?

>> No.10371323

>>10371205
huh?

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>>10371311
its feelin like summer is here already, fuck

>> No.10371418

>>10369221
But then, how would he get out of there without breaking all the eggs?

>> No.10371433

>>10366330
THIS IS JAPANEZU CULTURU, 1000 DORRA CASH ONLY U PAY NOW!

>> No.10371459

>>10365753
how does he get out of there without breaking all the eggs

>> No.10371472

>>10365753
how does he get out of there without breaking all the eggs

>> No.10371486

>>10369625
Yes. Also just after the vid is cut he says something like
>If only I could take it out as clean as that...
as an obvious reference to buttfucking.

>> No.10371488

>>10365671
Sauce me up please

>> No.10371495

>>10370275
I want to puke so badly its like a fucking abscess

>> No.10371508
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>>10369546
Steak Dinner!

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>>10370039
poor buggers probably as smart as that dumb kid stabbing him

>> No.10371538

>>10369180
They love efficiency. Square means you can pack more in a smaller amount of space. The eggs are good. The square watermelons though.. They're not even ripe.. they're just decorative.

>> No.10371576

>>10371520
If that was a cuttlefish, it's one of the few animals I wouldn't eat unless I was starving. I'm no fan of animal rights activists, but cuttlefish show far too many signs of intelligence for me to feel comfortable eating them.

>> No.10371581

>>10365753
how does he get out of there without breaking all the eggs

>> No.10371623

>>10365753
>how does he get out of there without breaking all the eggs

>> No.10371681

>>10365753
how does he get out of there without breaking all the eggs

>> No.10371767

>>10369180
no one in japan eats square watermelons, they basically exist only for dumb gaijin to buy them

>> No.10371771

>>10365753
how does he get out of there without breaking all the eggs

>> No.10371773

>>10365753
>how does he get out of there without breaking all the eggs

>> No.10371780

>>10365753
how does he get out of there without breaking all the eggs

>> No.10371782

>>10370039
>>10371520
>>10371576
>hurr it has tentacals so is smurt i seen da discovere chanul....
Squids are the niggers of the cephalopod world

>> No.10371783

>>10365753
How does he get out of there without breaking all the eggs

>> No.10371802

>>10370275
These niggas will eat literally anything out the ocean

>> No.10371817

>>10365753
hdhgootwbate

>> No.10371827

>>10369992
looks delicious!

>> No.10371847

>>10371827
SAY THE LINE BART

>> No.10371852

>>10365753
how does he get out of there without breaking all the eggs

>> No.10371857

>>10365753
How does he get out of there without breaking the eggs

>> No.10371890

>>10370376
Anthony Fuckin Sullivan here.

>> No.10371917

moderation on this subreddit sucks

>> No.10371936

>>10370739
Its raw.

>> No.10371954

>>10371917
what would you like done?

>> No.10372012

>>10365671
Sauce?

>> No.10372021

>>10365671
me

>> No.10372034

>>10370239
thats an udder you faggot

>> No.10372041

>>10365671
>>10372012
>>10371488
I've tried relentlessly to find sauce using desriptions and taking several screenshots but so far nothing.

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>> No.10372110

>>10372101
once they set that in front of me I would laugh, shake my head without saying a word, walk straight out without paying the bill, and no tip

>> No.10372115

>>10372110

*yawn* /ck/ is such predictable shit during 'straya hours.

>> No.10372139

>>10372110
Why would you go to a meme restaurant if you weren't in to the artsy presentation? More importantly, why would you order fruit leather?

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>>10369479
holy fuck

>> No.10372144

>>10372140
kawaii :3

>> No.10372149

>>10368617
What gloves, I only see the black man's hands

>> No.10372153

>>10372101
The only thing that would make this faggier would be if they served it on george takei's floppy scrotum.

>> No.10372154

>>10369992
Seems like a lot of work to cut a cucumber

>> No.10372155

>>10365753
How does he get out of there without breaking all the eggs

He was likely born in the van and has never left

>> No.10372161

>>10369977
Cow (male)

>> No.10372167

>>10372101
>Canadian Cuisine

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>> No.10372181

>>10370739
>That will be 85 dorrar howaito

>> No.10372192

>>10370041
More like HONKED.
It's a Canadian goose, not a duck.
These thing are fucking ass holes.

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>>10372192
Well it's Canadian so that goes without saying.

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>>10372200

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10372202

>> No.10372210

>>10372202
>red plastic ring is on the bologna when cooked
>the moment it goes out of frame for him to bite it's gone
Fake AND gay.

>> No.10372215

>>10365753
how does he get out of there without breaking the eggs?

>> No.10372238

>>10365753
>how does he get out of there without breaking all the eggs

>> No.10372242

Just so you guys know I've been talking to hiro and we are going to add a word filter for the word egg or eggs. Just FYI.

>> No.10372279

>>10372210
he ate it bruh

>> No.10372289

>>10369992
NOW I'VE GOT TWO KNIVES, THANKS

>> No.10372291

>>10365753
how does he get out of there without breaking all the eggs

>> No.10372458
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>>10372041
Thanks for trying I guess.

>> No.10372486

>>10372172
Hell yeah, free level 1 snake pet

>> No.10372488

>>10365753
how does he get out of there without breaking all the eggs

>> No.10372489

>>10370427
>>10371802
>>10371495
it's uma delicia tho

>> No.10372548

>>10370739
this would be better with meat cuts about half as thick

>> No.10372562
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>> No.10372719
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>> No.10372735

>>10365753
>how does he get out of there without breaking all the eggs

>> No.10372746
File: 206 KB, 1000x700, serveimage?url=https:%2F%2Fstatic.producer.com%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2017%2F11%2F30144131%2F58-bull-anatomy.jpg&sp=126c57695deb14821eb088f074f3d529.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
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>>10372034
can't even tell if you're being serious or not. It's a bull, of course it doesn't have an udder.

>> No.10372819

>>10372101
A FUCKING LEAF

>> No.10372866

>>10372101
Fine dining.

>> No.10372887

>>10369992
>cut with aluminium fork
>get alzheimers

>> No.10372895

>>10372887
meant knife.

>> No.10372912
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>>10372819
Danish, actually.
But I guess Denmark is in many ways the Canada of Europe. Or vice versa.

>> No.10372916

>>10372194
sub human filth

>> No.10372936

>>10368487
>like 4 slivers of onion

>> No.10372949

>>10368628
I got into a bit of a conversation with a Belgian on this board a while back. He said they actually sell the meat from these things in supermarkets and it's incredibly bland.
I guess it would be with no fat at all. What a shame.

>> No.10372987

>>10370485
Nah it's the endless fags that come from there

>> No.10372990

>>10365753
how does he get out of there without breaking all the eggs

>> No.10373071

>>10372987
White flight's gotta go somewhere.

>> No.10373195

>>10372949
Makes sense, I guess they're still economical for the market that just wants a bunch of lean protein.

>> No.10373218

>>10365671
>>>/tv/

>> No.10373803

>>10372200
This is the most emasculating gay thing I've ever seen. He might as well have used that plastic knife to slice his sissy cock off

>> No.10373826

>>10366404
*mirrion time

>> No.10374025

>>10372202
why does this make me sad.

>> No.10374052

>>10371333
>/ck/
>summer
only /b/, /v/, and /pol/ are really affected by summer though...

>> No.10374098 [DELETED] 

>>10365648
how does she get make the rice without chopping all the carrots?
>>10365671
how does he get off the buss without busting a nut?
>>10365753
how does he get out of there without cooking all the eggs?
>>10366330
how does he get out of there without cooking all the eggs?
>>10368487
>>10368605
how does he get out of there without smoking all the brisket?
>>10368608
how does he get out of there without breaking all the cheese?
>>10368628
how does he get out of there without becoming a natty?
>>10369315
how does she get out of the door without losing all her fat?
>>10369479
how do the bones get out of there without eating all the meat?
>>10369610
how does the goose get out of there without intimidating all the cattle?
>>10369992
how do the knives get out of there without splitting back into foil?
>>10370039
how does he get out of there without killing all the squid?
>>10370223
how do the bones get out of there without running all the ducks?
>>10370224
how does the anime get out of there without becoming 3D?
>>10370275
how does the sea cucumber get out of there without getting sanded by steel wool?
>>10370376
how does the food get out of there without opening the lock?
>>10370437
how does the macaroni get out of there without being seen?
>>10370739
how does the meat get out of there without being really rare?
>>10372101
how do the guests get out of there without eating all the food?
>>10372168
how does the rice get out of there without moving the meat?
>>10372172
how did the snake get in there?
>>10372194
how does the syrup get out of there without being eaten?
>>10372200
how does the grease get out of there without throwing out the pizza?
>>10372202
how does the old man get out of there without breaking a hip?
>>10372562
how does the food get out of there without being turned into a slop?
>>10372719
how does the corn starch get out of there without fizzing a lot?

>> No.10374144

>>10374098
A for effort lad

>> No.10374146

>>10372139
>no reply
Fucking stellar response.

>> No.10374147

>>10365753

Nobody lives forever. You didn't specify the date.

>> No.10374177

>>10366330
How does he cook the dish without using all the eggs of the world?

>> No.10374187 [DELETED] 

>>10365753
how does he get out of there without breaking all the eggs

>> No.10374196

>>10370039

Squids don't have brains so it probably didn't even feel that.

>> No.10374214

>>10374098
how does he leave this thread without replying to all the post?

>> No.10374268 [DELETED] 

>>10365753
how does he get out of there without breaking all the eggs

>> No.10374279

>>10370451
It's one of the bottom-most tier plates at carousel sushi places. Two pieces that size might run you fifty cents to a dollar.

>> No.10374342 [DELETED] 

>>10365753
how does he get out of there without breaking all the eggs

>> No.10374383

>>10369180
square watermelons don't ripen properly because of their growing conditions so they're more of an ornamental thing, not great for eating

>> No.10374385
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>>10374098
Is this a /ck/ meme? Are there other /ck/ memes? Can we spread this meme to another board? /tv/ usually seems acceptable to repetition.

>> No.10374400

>>10369315
lost it when she added the sugar

>> No.10374415

>>10369180
They like square things because that's one of the few shapes they can make out accurately looking out of their coin eyes

>> No.10374476

>>10371508
Based Uglúk

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>> No.10374488

>>10374025
because you'll be like that one day too

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>> No.10374518

>>10374385
huh?

>> No.10374523

>>10374498
I want her to circumcise me with those big jewish chompers

>> No.10374575

>>10372172
its funny because you think its going to be cheerios but its a snake

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>> No.10374604

>>10374503

This person loves cherry tomatoes a little too much

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>> No.10374613

>>10374592
>thlee hunna dorra prus tip gaijin

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>> No.10374622

>>10374597
>>10374601
>>10374603
>>10374607
>>10374610
>>10374615
stop

>> No.10374626

>>10374592

>Mixing the soy sauce with wasabi
Absorutery disgusting

>> No.10374628

>>10374622
I'm sorry, I'll get these thread back on topic.
How does he get out without breaking the eggs?

>> No.10374631

>>10374628
i don't know, how?

>> No.10374635

>>10374631
But how does he get out without breaking the eggs?

>> No.10374644
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>>10374635
very carefully

>> No.10374647

>>10374644
Ok that makes sense.
But how does he get out without breaking the eggs?

>> No.10374660

>>10365753
sigh

>> No.10374663

>>10374660
Is sighing how he gets out without breaking the eggs?

>> No.10374667

>>10365753
how does he get out of there without breaking all the eggs

>> No.10374669

>>10366330
I have seen the complete video. That egg is also mixed with a few other products. It's a sweet egg roll being made.

>> No.10374686

>>10365753
"how does he get out of there without breaking all the eggs"

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>>10374686
He does not get out of there without breaking all the eggs?

>> No.10374699

>>10365753
how does he get out of there without breaking all the eggs

>> No.10374707

>>10374699
I too would like to know how does he get out of there without breaking all the eggs

>> No.10374711

>>10374694
perfect for people who want their tasteless eggs shaped like turds

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>> No.10374714

>>10366330
looks like a sponge

>> No.10374719

>>10369992
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCg3qsVzHeUt5_cPpcRtoaJQ
this is his yt channel if anyone's interested

>> No.10374729

>>10374686
how does he get out of there without raping all the eggs

>> No.10374744

>>10370762
>foreigner with poor reading comprehension
color me shocked

>> No.10374751

>>10374510
This dish is gay as shit.
Have you ever held an avocado without skin? It's slimy, slippery shite. There's no crunch like you'd get with a toasted bun. Also you can't heat avacos through properly without utterly fucking their structure, so either you get a smudgy bollocks mess or a cold/hot/cold cluster fuck of a burger.
Dude Burger Egg Bacon is not a recipe

>> No.10374758

>>10374751
But can he get out without breaking all the eggs?

>> No.10374770

>>10365753
how does he get out of there without breaking all the eggs

>> No.10374776

>>10366330
Can the japanese make anything good without having to fold it 1000 times?

>> No.10374792

>>10370739
>here's why it's worth it
>chinks raised and slaughtered the cow
I'm sold

>> No.10374796

>>10374776
They can get out without breaking all the eggs.

>> No.10374811

>>10374518
Like other boards have memes that are pretty much only existent on that board. Like /tv/ with the whole "Hes a big guy" thing. Is this egg thing /ck/'s meme, and are there any other ones?

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>>10372194
what the fuck that aint even real syrup

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>>10374811
"How does he he get out without breaking all the eggs" is not a real meme. It's a reactionary commentary on the lack of original content in webm threads. People keep posting not only the same images but the same responses so the threads are basically on repeat. I'm going to post this webm and some faggot will post a Futurama pic with a dumb comment.

>> No.10374827

>>10365753
"how does he get out of there without breaking all the eggs"

>> No.10374836
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>>10374819
how does he get out of there without breaking all the eggs"

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>>10374819
>>10374836
>>10374827
>>10374098
4chan IS dying holy shit

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>> No.10374934

>>10365753
(you) are a huge cunt who should die

>> No.10374944

>>10374819
Thats how memes are born bro.

>> No.10374948

>>10365753
h o w d o e s h e g e t o u t

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10374959

>>10372101
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHa

>> No.10374968

>>10370437
>born just in time for edible plastic

>> No.10375031

>>10370039
This is what those niggers do, they kill animals while they're still alive. Fucking savages.

>> No.10375033

>>10370223

Guy could be a MtF dick mutilator surgeon

>> No.10375047

>>10375031
>they kill animals while they're still alive
So you're saying that all animals should be dead before we will kill them?

>> No.10375065

>>10372562
Ok. That shit looks dank af

>> No.10375079

>>10371077
What the fuck kind of question is this? They don't shit all over themselves. They drop their shit out of their ass the same way you do. The only difference is whether they are forced to walk on it by being confined to a small space where they have no choice but to walk on their shit. You tarded? I think you tarded. Enjoy being tarded.

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>> No.10375114

>>10365753
>how does he get out of there without breaking all the eggs
thank god my mom will live forever

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>>10374819
not sure if legitimately mad about food & cooking webm files or just baiting for (you)s

>> No.10375181

>>10375176
Ha, you should make this the next designated reply.

>> No.10375203

>>10374482
How to fucking ruin an avocado

>> No.10375210

>>10374482
>warm avocado
>runny eggwhite
t-thanks

>> No.10375223

>>10365753
HOW DOES HE GET OUT OF THERE WITHOUT BREAKING ALL THE EGGS?

>> No.10375238

>>10366330
>press egg with old shoe
>1 mirrion dorrar

>> No.10375312

inb4 someone goes to a huge amount of effort in an attempt to be funny only to have his post deleted

>>10374098
oh

>> No.10375320

>>10374712
i'll bet he's really good at the table cloth trick

>> No.10375323

>>10365753
how does he get out of there without breaking all the eggs

also fuck you

>> No.10375333
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>> No.10375335

>>10374879
she's beautiful. moar! sauce! etc!

>> No.10375363

>>10365753
fuck u

>> No.10375395

>>10368487

Needs way more onion, but fuck me I will dream of this sandwich tonight

>> No.10375600

>>10366330
Congrats, a brick of egg.

>> No.10375722

>>10374482
>>10374490
>>10374495
>>10374498
>>10374503
Why are hipsters so fucking unbearably shit?

>> No.10375744

>>10374510
disgusting

>> No.10375779

>>10365753
How does he break all the eggs without getting out of there?

>> No.10376029

>>10365753
"how does he get out of there without breaking all the eggs"

>> No.10376047

>>10374626
>Mixing the soy sauce with wasabi
>Absorutery disgusting
That is how it is actually done though

>> No.10376198

>>10365753
how does he get out of there without breaking all the eggs

>> No.10376494

>>10365753
how does he get out of there without breaking all the eggs.

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>>10365753
NOT TODAY
PRAISED BE THE DOG OF PROTECTION

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