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/ck/ - Food & Cooking

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> you wake up
> smells food cooking downstairs
> you find this guy in your kitchen
what do you do?

>> No.10367645

>>10367642

Go back to /b/.

>> No.10367648

>>10367642
Ask him why he's in my house.

>> No.10367678
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10367678

panic 'cause there's probably a film crew present

>> No.10367689
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ARE WA NANDA!? Then ask him what he's doing on my ship.

>> No.10367693

>>10367642

Start panicking as I overspent more than the necessary budget set for the cook-off.

>> No.10367715
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>>10367642
Give my meat a good ol' rub.

>> No.10367833
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>>10367642

Get suzy salt and percy pepper at the ready.

>> No.10367840

Oil up.

>> No.10367841

>>10367642
Two in the chest, one in the head.

>> No.10367902

>>10367841
I'd find you and tie you up, piss and shit on you. then put a bullet in your head, you niggerfaggot.

>> No.10367936

>>10367841
>not magdump
Gotta prove you feared for your life, brother

>> No.10367951

>>10367642

Stop standing there and give him a hand.

>> No.10368002
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>>10367642
Try picking the food out of the pan, or whatever he's cooking in, and try eating it before it's all plated just to test him and see what he's like off camera. Classic psy-ops.
I'd then try drinking out of the jugs of juice or milk fro the fridge to assert my dominance.

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>>10367642
Show him my frog collection.

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>>10368031

>> No.10368068

>>10368037
where you get that reddit meme friendo?

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>>10368068

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>>10368074

>> No.10368154

>>10367642
Call the cops, with luck the will confuse his spoon for a gun and shoot him dead.

>> No.10368218

>>10367642
Make a pitcher of rum punch obviously.

>> No.10368513

>>10367902
>i lift you up and fling you into the back of the van
>the rear suspension instantly snaps

>> No.10368567

Wave my Red Pepper sign

>> No.10368587

>>10367642
I don't have a kitchen or house or an apartment or a condo. Shelterfags are so gay.

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>> No.10369528

Ask if he can make me some breakfast and pose for a picture with me

>> No.10369566

>>10367642
Shoot him of course because he's being a filthy intruder