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10369657 No.10369657 [Reply] [Original]

is holding a wine glass a certain way a meme?

>> No.10369663

you're suppose to hold it by the stem so it doesn't warm from your hands, mommie
now gibs milkie!

>> No.10369665

>>10369657
She's got a great face, too bad about those horrible milk jugs

If she got a breast reduction to an A cup or better she'd be hot

>> No.10369666

>>10369663
doesnt the warmth bring out the flavors?

>> No.10369671
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>>10369657
GIVE KHAZAR MILKERS

>> No.10369683

braphog
milk truck

etc

>> No.10369819 [DELETED] 

>>10369663
>>10369665
>>10369666
>>10369671
>>10369683
huh?

>> No.10369828

>>10369657
probably
if it warms up from your fingers you took too long to drink it and i will be absolutely fucked if you can convince me that one degree of temperature does jack shit to the taste
the room temperature is going to be more variable than that, it's not like there's an agreed upon room temperature to drink wine at

>> No.10369847

what is more annoying

audiophiles or wineophiles

>> No.10369872

>>10369847
as an audiophile and oenophile, I'd have to say the most annoying are people who are offended by nice things

>> No.10369883 [DELETED] 

>>10369819
USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST

>> No.10369903

>>10369847
yes, correct.

>> No.10369912

>>10369872
>audiophile
>posts stupid shit
see... already being an insufferable faggot

>> No.10369935
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>>10369912
>hi, I'm offended by nice things
hello to you as well

>> No.10369951

>>10369935
even more proof.

>> No.10369997

>not chugging wine straight out the bottle

Anyone who pours things into glasses when it's already in a perfectly drinkable container is a numale soy boy faggot and if you want to dispute that come at me cunt I'll tear your throats out with my bare hands fucking little cuck faggot bitch

>> No.10370006

>>10369657
Yes. Even the wineglass itself is a meme. You can drink wine from your usual ikea glass or even plastic cups and it won't suffer from it. Wine glasses and holding wine glasses in a certain way are both only relevant in fine dining and high society (or wannabes thereof).

>> No.10370013 [DELETED] 

>>10369819
Based huh poster

>> No.10370025

I drink mine from an antique 950/1000 fine silver cup from France.

>> No.10370028

>>10369663
>>10369666
You are supposed to hold white wine by the stem to keep it cool. You hold red wine by the glass to warm it with your hand. Of course only wine snobs that pay $300 a bottle need to worry about this shit.

>> No.10370033

>>10369828
Room temperature is defined as 72° it's a specific temperature not just a term

>> No.10370059

>>10370028
>You hold red wine by the glass to warm it with your hand
Wrong
>Of course only wine snobs that pay $300 a bottle need to worry about this shit
Wrong

>> No.10370069

>>10369657
is that you?

>> No.10370071
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>>10369997
>he doesn't insert the bottle into his anus while doing a handstand

>> No.10370075

>>10369657
Post feet.

>> No.10370095

>>10369665
This is the gayest shit ive seen all day, and I live in Vancouver.

>> No.10370125

>>10370075
post rock

>> No.10370141

>>10369657
Who needs Jesus when there's tits like that?

>> No.10370142
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>>10369657
I grab it by the stem when I'm seated but if I'm standing around at a social occasion then I'll wrap my hand around the bulbous part

>> No.10370162
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>>10370142
you can wrap your hands around my bulbous part, femanon :^)

>> No.10370167

On a similar note, an old "friend" of mine once asserted that Europeans do not place a cigarette between the index and middle fingers. Instead, they'll hold it either between the pinky and the ring finger, or between the ring and middle fingers. I've never been to Europe and observed its smokers, but I recognize bullshit when I hear it. After all, this "friend's" name was Kevin, and Kevins are notorious for being retarded and pretentious. Seriously. Think back to all the Kevins you may have encountered throughout your life. They were all assholes, weren't they?

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>>10370142

wrap ur ahdn around my bulbous part senpai

>> No.10370200

>>10369665
You might be gay. Why would you want less boobs?

>> No.10370211

>>10370071
>>10369997
>2018
>not buttchugging whine

>> No.10370214

>>10369663
>>10369671
>>10369683
>tfw gf has enormous milkers
>say shit like "mommy give me milky" to her during sex
>it kinda weirds her out but she just rolls with it because she knows it turns me on
Feels good man.

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>>10370142
Disgusting fucking niggers.

>> No.10370250

>>10369657
She could hold my wine glass anyway she wants.

>> No.10370251 [DELETED] 

>>10369819
You just know it's a jealous chestlet trying to meme with these/

>> No.10370256

>>10369847
>wineophiles
fuck off pleb, I take pride in my collection of homeless drunks

>> No.10370310

>>10370222
ok dylann roof

>> No.10370325

>>10370222
>being this jelly

>> No.10370361

>>10370214
I hope when your girlfriend leaves you for a superior black man, she makes you suck his dick and submit to black cock first. only thing disgusting sissy white bois are good for.

>> No.10370402
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>>10370059
That's objectively correct because most reds are supposed ("traditionally") to be drank at body temperature so you hold it by the glass. Most whites are chilled so you use the stem.

At the end of the day though it doesn't fucking matter. For all I care you can fridge your merlot and put your Riesling out in the sun.

>> No.10370602

>>10369657
her nipples are probably fug

>> No.10370663
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>>10370211
>he doesn't pour the wine onto his body and drink it via osmosis

>> No.10370671

>>10369665
this is the gayest shit ive seen all day, and Ive been to reddit twice.

>> No.10370678

>>10369665
this is the gayest shit ive seen all day, and i finished jacking off to a sean cody video like 45 minutes ago

>> No.10370679

>>10369657
I would just keep giving big jugs McGee refills until she let's me motor boat those tits.

>> No.10370686

>>10369665
I'm a lesbian and her tits are excellent, you're either a closeted faggot or pedoshit.

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>>10369657
What are some good wine for eating with puddings?

>> No.10370698

>>10369657
>fur coat

An animal died for this.

>> No.10370701

>>10369657
No, have some ice-cold Riesling and then some lukewarm Riesling and tell me which you prefer

hold it by the stem unless it's a full-bodied white that's being served too cold, which often happens at middle-tier restaurants

>>10369828
drink a vintage port at room temperature, then put it in the fridge for 5 minutes and try it again
if you can't taste the difference, there's a good chance you have a shit palate

>> No.10370707

>>10369666
It can, but too warm and it tastes off as well.
There’s an optimal temperature. When you find it, you won’t want your wine any other way.
Too cold tastes like sour water, flat and lifeless; too warm tastes confused and almost-vinegary to me. But in those 10-15 minutes when the wine is right, I can drink most of a bottle.

>> No.10370717

>>10369665
That’s the gayest thing i’ve seen all day, and I was watching Richard Simmons videos earlier.

>> No.10370740

>>10370679
I would just roofie her and rape her violently. if you know what I mean.

>> No.10370741

>>10369665
I'm reading Lolita and this is still the most pedophilic thing I've read today

>> No.10370777

>>10370698
Good

>> No.10370804

>>10370740
>Roofie and rape
>Know what I mean?

Yeah, anon. Drug her and rape her. Tough online, aren't ya? I'm actually a 8/10 guy and would just get her drunk, then fuck her. With Consent.

Good luck with your rape fantasies bro. If you know what I mean.

>> No.10371149

>>10369657
For the undiscerning drinker, yeah.
There's probably a reason somall-ee-ays do what they do...
I know those reasons actually.
No im not posting them here on this char-broiled kikkoman pornography board.

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>>10370214
not for long

>> No.10371297

>>10369665
>not wanting to stuff your face between those heavenly millkers
Found the queer

>> No.10371303

>>10371278
>brap hog
zozzle

>> No.10371460

>>10371149
Get a load of this cocksucking faggot.

What wine pairs with bullshit?

>> No.10371544

>>10371278
fucking BASED brap poster

>> No.10371563

>>10370095
>I live in a Chinese colony where a hovel goes for 1.5 million dollars
God, why?

>> No.10371928
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10371928

>Not holding like a slut

>> No.10371939
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10371939

UUUUUUUUUUGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

MILK MILK MILK MILK MILK

NOW

FUCKING

NOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

>> No.10371948
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>>10369665
This
Smaller cups are more attractive. I love cute b cup. And looks good on alot of European women. I always think of those who love giant milkies are literally child or have mommy issues

>> No.10371952

>>10371948
Nothing wrong with either of those my glass castle anon.

>> No.10371956
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10371956

I know we're having a bit of fun here, but can you imagine if someone really did give a shit about how you hold a fucking glass? Can you? Wouldn't be hysterical if someone was really that impotent and petty that they bothered to be bothered about pointless shit like this?

I MEAN REALLY!

>> No.10371996
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10371996

You hold glasses of wine by the stem, there is not an exception.
>>10370142
Don't.
>>10370701
This guy gets it
>>10371956
People do care, its like chewing with your mouth open, it shows people you have no idea what you are doing.

t. Advanced Sommelier

>> No.10372003

>>10371278
absolute madman

>> No.10372095

>>10371996
>t. Advanced Sommelier

fuckwit

>> No.10372113

>>10370686
Breaking news: fat lesbians have horrific taste

>> No.10372116

>>10370402
>most reds are supposed ("traditionally") to be drank at body temperature
What species body temperature is that? Trout?

>> No.10372124

>>10372116
98.6 degrees, human. Hence why you hold it by the glass and it's stored at room temperature.

>> No.10372128

>>10372124
You're a fucking moron

>> No.10372148

>>10371956
>not realizing that OP only made this thread to post titties

>> No.10372152

>>10371996
>People do care, its like chewing with your mouth open, it shows people you have no idea what you are doing.
I hope we meet one day so I can hold a wine glass literally everywhere but the stem and piss your autistic ass off

>> No.10372156

>>10371278
Our fucking guy

>> No.10372186

>>10371948
> literally child or have mommy issues
Usually this, but also keep in mind 4chan is full of teenage virgins LARPing as adults. Large breasts seem like a great idea until you've had sex and realize how terrible they look outside a bra

>> No.10372204

>>10372186
>until you've had sex and realize how terrible they look outside a bra
What is this godawful opinion anon
If you don't like saggy baggy milky titties you are gay, no exception

>> No.10372219

>>10372204
On a scale of Will Smith to Flava Flav, how black are you?

>> No.10372357

>>10372219
I sunburn in 5 minutes on a summer day. Or 5 kilominutes for eurofags

>> No.10372365

I actually prefer stem less glasses for a dinner setting, are they a poor choice for chilled whites? How about reds? Would the warmth of your hand open the wine up or is that just a meme?

>> No.10372369

>>10372219
I have red hair

>> No.10372374 [DELETED] 

>>10372204
My last gf had H cup milkers and i loved how they looked and felt. You just have shit boring taste maybe

>> No.10372381

>>10372374
Think you replied to the wrong guy anon because I agree with you wholeheartedly

>> No.10372383

My last gf had H cup milkers and i loved how they looked and felt. You just have shit boring taste maybe

>> No.10372439

>>10372186
My girlfriend has DD milkers with perfect shape, probably because she isn't just a fatty who ends up with her loose adipose going to her tits. She's naturally big breasted, so most of it is firmer breast tissue.

I love me a full, slappable ass, don't get me wrong. But few things are better in life than sucking on a huge set of tits while cumming balls deep in a girl.

>> No.10372460

>>10370028
Red wine should already be at drinking temperature when served. No need to warm it further.

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>>10369657
Cheers, m'lady!

>> No.10372475

>>10371996
ADVANCED
DVANCED
VANCED
ANCED
ANCED
NCED
CED
ED
D

>> No.10372484

>>10369665
this is the gayest thing I've seen all day, and I just fucked some dude in the ass

>> No.10372485

>>10372124
The alcohol would evaporate at that temperature.

>> No.10372519

Drinking wine is the meme.

>> No.10372731

>>10370804
jesus christ bruh... take a chill pill and relax

>> No.10372732

>>10370804
wait a minnit. your a raped trieggered roastie aren't ya

>> No.10372736

>>10371948
>>10372186
faggots

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>>10372485
Alcohol evaporates at like 169F you fucking retard. Get the fuck out of /ck/ you moran.

>> No.10372865

>>10370167
No we don't hold our cigs in such a retarded way, and the only Kevin I know is a shit indeed.

>> No.10372983

>>10372357
'Kilominutes' are not permitted in Europe, or anywhere else for that matter. Even so, there aren't 5000 minutes in a day.

>>10372751
The capacitance of alcohol is utterly irrelevant to its boiling point.

>> No.10373308

>>10371996
turbofag